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THE SUNDAY OREGOXIAX, PORTLAND, MAT 21, 1922 By Inez Haynes Irwin Flutter, Chatter, Laughter Letty Lacked These Magic Gifts of Flapperdom Until She Made the Great Discovery WHEN Letty opened the door of her sister's house her eyes fell first on a letter on the hall floor. It had come through the quaint slit In the quaint door, and it lay face up. It was almost as though somebody, softly wel coming, had called her name, for the en velope was addressed to her. ' Letty picked it up; walked Into the room at her right, tearing it open. "Dear Miss Mannerlng:, I am more sorry than I can say that I cannot keep my promise to Margaret to spend the coming three days with you. I stumbled on the stairs last night and sprained my ankle, which will, of course, keep me in doors for many days. But I want you to come at once to stay with me here at my boarding, house until your sister comes back. I am so sorry that this accident, happened; for, aside from the pain and Inconvenience tor myself, I did hope to how you something of Boston before Margaret's return. But as it is, I can only direct you what to do. Cordially, "ADELINE BURTON." T. S. I should' have said first of all, of course, that Margaret was very well when she left, but heartbroken that the sudden call to New York took her away during the first days of your Tisit." Letty read the letter twice; Bat down with it In her hands. She became con scious she could not ignore it of a soft ease of relief, the first faint melting of an Inner tension. Most poignantly she yearned to be with Margaret and Paul she had seen neither since their mariiage last June but even more she yearned to be alone for a while. She wanted to make -a little mental survey of herself. She wanted to consider a problem which in the last year had loomed larger and heavier In her consciousness; a problem that during her visit to Dora Elwell had developed malignant weight and ache. She did not want to go to this unfamiliar Miss Burton. She did not want to go anywhere where there would be stran gers. She glanced about her -from the tiny drawing room to the tinier dining room, to the even tinier hall. How quaint it was Margaret had written that her little two-storied, six-roomed house was older than anything in their own flourishing middle western city and it looked every year of its great age. Yet how hospitable, with Margaret's share of her mother's things giving it a poignant familiarity, Margaret's wedding presents making it gay! The manyTpaned windows of the draw ing room were on a line with the shoul- ders of the passersby. But how few there were of these; and what a friendly street so narrow and curving, with trees here and there; a great murmurous, fragrant linden at their very door! . She would lot could not be afraid of solitude in these doll-house surroundings. Her mind suddenly snapped to resolution. She would stay alone there. . And on the im petus of that first snap she wrote a sym pathetic and appreciative letter to Miss Burton, declining her hospitality. There was ice in the ice box; bread in . the bread box; cake in the cage box; milk, and there were, in addition, eggs, oranges, honey, lettuce, strawberries all she might need for dinner and breakfast. Letty rummaged into this squat-doored cubbyhole of a closet; into that slim doored, long-paneled one. The joy of youth in the adventure was settling into palpitation all kinds of emotional cur rents in her mind. Oh, if only they would wash her problem away! But the prob lem stayed like a worry-logged chest, caught so fast on the floor of her mind that no current, however happy, could stir It. Must she think of it now? On her question the bell rang her trunk. She began feverishly to unpack it In the square back guest chamber. "I feel as though I ought to take out a family of dolls and a set of dolls' furni ture," she said to herself. "If I only knew a little girl in this neighborhood I believe I'd buy a lot of toys and go straight to playing house!". But what emerged from the trunk flapper stuff," her brother described it was lace and ribbon-trimmed piles of lingerie that went into bureau drawers, organdy and taffeta files of gowns that went on hangers into the closet; a bath ing suit, a tennis racket, sport shoes,' sleeveless sweaters In every color, tarns to match. She disposed of them all with a neat ness so long drawn out and meticulous that time withered away before it. Dusk approached and she flew feverishly to the preparation of her supper. Cold, abbre viated that took but 15 minutes the eating of it less. The problem stirred.-In another instant It would float up to the surface of her Mind. To what should she turn now reading? Rummaging among Margaret's book shelves, she came across one of the year's literary sensations. She plunged into it. It could not hold her, though. Her eyes running swiftly along the print, ate up the pages; but at the end of the first chapter her mind was a blank. She tried another book, and another, and another. No use; the hour had struck. And oa her recognition of the fact that worry-logged chest pulled up its anchor, floated straight up to the surface of her mind caught immovably there. She threw the book down, angled her elbows on the win dow seat, cupped her chin in her hands, looked at her problem square. Yes. her visit to the Elwell's had been a complete failure. Out of the dozen young people who formed the house party, she alone was not a success as a guest. What was it that made her different from other girls? Or was she. Oh, was she what Bob called a dumb bird? Why was it that the instant a boy entered the room she turned tongue-tied? She liked boys, and how much she wanted them to like her she could not tell! Not" that she desired them to be mushy! All she asked was that they pick her for a partner for tennis, for golf above all, for dancing. But it was obvious that they liked to do none of these things with her. On the other hand,, that they liked so much to do them with Dora that they al most fought for the privilege. What was it Dora had that she lacked?- Or, what was it she had from which Dora was free? In her heart she knew well enough what her handicap was. Her inevitable, her in escapable, her horrible shyness! What a blight that shyness laid on her! It de scended the instant a male (under 20) entered the room descended like a fog a fog so heavy, so soggy, so gluey, that It bound her body, choked her speech, slowed heT thought, muted her vision. Dora bore no such social burden. In the two weeks that Letty had spent with the Elwells a two weeks in which the house was overrun with boys Dora had always been the dominating figure. Letty, silent, heavy ever thinking that in another instant she would break into that stream of chatter which flowed in a starred rainbow-colored torrent between Dora and the boys never once succeeded in doing it. It was as though she were a piece of furniture standing inert there. What was the quality in Dora that pro duced the flutter, chatter, laughter? Why hadn't she it? In 'the meantime a wan dusk, attended by a pale crescent of new moon, tenta tively descended. Outside Letty's window the linden kept up its friendly murmur, poured on her its delicious perfume. A iyringa bush, in the tiny slit of garden across the way, wafted odorous welcome. A single spear point of diamond-tipped silver pricked through the sky. Suddenly over the Bky surged waves of stars. A cool evening slid into the place of the warm day. A group of children, making the most of the meager hour before bed time, materialized from nowhere. A trio of girls, welded by their inter locked arms into one group, walked up ind down. Pairs of absorbed lovers passed. Fragments of their talk, strange ly close, flew in at Letty's window. They deepened a strain of melancholy that wound in and out of Letty's reflections. Some girls were not only social failures at first but all their lives. Social success had nothing to do with being pretty, wearirg charming clothes, having a nice family and a delightful home. She her self had so much. In boarding school, for Instance, she had even rated higher than Dora for looks. How could she avoid realizing that, when everybody told her so! And, indeed, she knew she was not plain. It all came down again to that something, compact of flutter, chatter, laughter, .that Dora had and she hadn't. There were other things a girl could do social settlement and charitable work. Hadn't she better make up her -mind now to retire from the world and devote her self to the poor? She had always hoped that she might marry and and have a family . . a quite large .family two boys and two girls. Bur manifestly she . could not marry unless somebody asked her. Equally nobody would ask her unless he fell in love with her. And he couldn't fall in love if he didn't even no lice that she was in the room! She must signal to him that she was there! But she had no signals not a single one. It must be, she decided, a retirement from the world, service to the poor. She pitied babies most, and old people. But, oh, never to swim or play tennis or dance again! A tear splashed off the round "of her cheek. Others followed. She put her arms down on the window sill and her head on her arm. Gradually the romp ing children retired from the street The giggling girls withdrew. But all the time the linden murmured and . the syringa' poured its perfumes on her. Her eyelids fluttered, closed. She awoke suddenly; awoke with a start awoke with a paralyzing sense of terror. Somebody seemed with awkward, inexpert fingers to be fumbling at the screen. Trembling violently, she pulled herself upright. Followed a detonation which, rasping across her sleep-filmed ear drums, sounded in the midnight silence as loud as an explosion. But the orange tawny flash which trailed it revealed that it was only the scrape against the clap board of a match. It revealed something Inside the case lay a single cigarette. else the head and shoulders of a man a lad tall and reedy. It was he who had lighted the match. And now, head down, he shielded the Ilame with his hands until it burned steadily; lifted it to the cigarette in his mouth. He took a rapid puff or two and then, while still the match burned per haps drawn by the steadiness of Letty's gaze he looked up. He stood, stock still, and stared' at Letty. She sat, stock still, and stared at him. Letty saw a tall, slim lad with a cheek innocent of beard, as smooth and warmly colored as an. apple. His black fcair, flowing straight up from a rectangle of .whita forehead under the pushed - back straw hat, showed the beginning of one of those permanent waves with which na ture so often dowers ungrateful mascu linity. His eyes were brown, steady and clear, the lashes turned so far back that their curling tips seemed ready to prick through his eyelids. His face tapered down to an indeterminate boy mouth and ended with surprising " firmness in a square of chin. He saw what framed by the square of the screen might have looked to sophis tication like a portrait of a young girl; a wistful blonde face which would have shown a certain piquancy of tip-tilted nose and cleft chin if the hour and the blur of tears and its own innocence had not rendered It poignant. The dlsar ' ranged hair dropped in frail tangles and airy wisps of gold on to her forehead and over her ears. Nevertheless, the clear v gray of her candid eyes carried through . the tangle. And nothing veiled the faint color in her soft cheek or the intenser one on her warm lips. The lad gazed and gazed as though spellbound. And, equally magnetized, Letty gazed and gazed. Suddenly he jumped, looked down at his hand. The forgotten match had burned to the flesh. He dropped the stub, murmured a con fused "I beg your pardon," and moved on. He was the only person on the street. Letty listened to his footsteps. They stopped a few houses on; where, she con jectured, he relighted the neglected cigarette. The footsteps started again;' became staccato in their rapidity; then blurred off into the silence. Letty listened also to a nearby clock which almost in stantly struck 12. Other clocks took up their midnight responsibilities, and she listened to them, too. But all the time she was listening most intently to the clamor of her own thoughts. What they were saying she did not exactly get. She realized only that she felt extraordinarily light- and cheerful!, After a while she arose, stretched, yawned, smiled. "You'd better go to bed, miss," she advised herself. "You're sleepy and tired! And, remember, no foolishness about being alone in this angel of a house! Now go into the dining room and kitchen and see that every thing's locked there!" She obeyed herself. "Now try the front door and see that It's locked!" ' Again she obeyed herself. "Now take the screens out of the win dows in the front room, close windows; lock windows! Number one done! Now number two. Hullo, what's this?" This was something that her hand struck just outside on the window ledge something small and boxlike, cool, and satin smooth. She lighted the candle on a nearby table. It was a cigarette case of gunmetal studded- with turquoises. "Oh, Paul, I've certainly got on on you!" Letty gibed at her absent brother-in-law. "Whatagoop! Think of leaving such a lovely thing where any passerby might steal it! I suppose he sat there smoking and "just forgot all about it." She pressed the spring. Inside lay a single cigarette. She took her find upstairs to her room for safekeeping, she told herself spread it open on the top of the old-fashioned bureau. She did not go to bed im mediately, however. For suddenly she found she was not sleepy at all. Besides, with equal suddenness, temptation a mighty one, a gay one swooped out of the a.'r upon her. She sat down at the mirror and examined the case all over agaiu. She slept soundly until 6. Then, for some unaccountable reason, she awoke with a start. She tried to hypnotize her self into sleep again, for she realized that a long day lay befoiu her, and for an equally unaccountable reason that day looked lonely.. But her system of hypnosis did not work, and presently she jumped up, dressed; drew on one of the. little gingham gowns that hung in the closet. Downstairs in the microscopic kitchen she built a fire; put water on to boil. She set the tete-a-tete dining room table with scrupulous care; one flowered saucer on a flowered plate for strawberries; a sec ond flowered saucer on a flowered plate for breakfast food; a flowered egg cup; three of the slender, dented silver spoons that Margaret and she had teethed on. While she waited for the water to boil she went into the drawing room, opened the windows, and put in the screens. The odor of the linden mingled with the syringa and poured a heady volume of perfume into the room. In the garden op posite a robin was calling. She leaned out. 'The' narrow slit of sky showed a warm blueness, but the morning air struck cool on her cheek. The street looked dead; all the houses were blanked by drawn curtains and there was only one person in sight. Idly she followed him with her gaze a man, no, a boy. He was coming slowly along, stopping at each house and examining the ledges of all the ground floor windows. What in extraordinary prooeeding! Yet there Was something vaguely familiar about him. " Where' had sheseen him before? On a flash she remembered. It was the. young man who had lighted a clgaret under her window. But what in the world was he doing? Why why, he was looking for something! What did he ex pect to find on window ledges? Suddenly it came to her. Of course. The . cigaret case belonged not to Paul but to him. It was the touch of the case against the screen as he deposited it on the window ledge that had awakened her. She rushed frantically upstairs; tore trenziedly downstairs. She opened the front door and stood on the threshold panting, listening to the footsteps that slowly came nearer and nearer. Closer he drew. She heard him stop at the first of the drawing room windows; then at the second.' He passed the door steps; cast a casual glance , upwards stopped and stared as Letty .held out the cigaret case to him. "I I beg your pardon," Letty faltered, "are are you looking for this?" "Yes I I am!" The lad faltered, too, "I'm much obliged to you for for keep ing It for me. You see, I rested it on the window ledge last night while I lighted my cigaret." - "Yes. I I found it a few minutes later when I I took the screen out," Letty explained, still faltering, "but I I . thought that Paul, my brother-in-law, bad left it there." "I sorta hated to lose it," the boy explained. "My my sister gave it to me last Christmas." "It's awfully pretty," Letty managed to say after a long stop. "I I just adore gunmetal things anyway." The tongue tied feeling was invading her. Flutter! Chatter! Gesture. Why couldn't she? Why couldn't she? Again there was pause. Then the lad broke it. "I I missed it the moment I got home, but I I knew I'd left it on your win dow ledge. I I couldn't seem to remem ber what part of the street It was in, though. That's why I came to look for it so early. I I was afraid people would take me for a burglar or a or a lunatic, or or something!" His halting speech came to an end. Letty tried to think of something to say, but the tongue tied feeling had all of her now. The lad took up the conversation with a new and freer impulse. "Besides, my last cigaret was in It. My my -mother made me promise that I'd only Bmoke three cigarets a day until I was 21. I I can't tell you how 1 have been thinking of that smoke as 1 walked along." He came to a pause. , Letty's silence was a frozen one, but a very fever began to invade her cheeks. He seemed to cast about him for more talk, found none, and in default of 11 pressed the spring of the cigaret case.' The cover flew open. Letty's blush was a ' crimson that paled Paul Harvard's banner hanging in the hall behind her. Her mercl- Jul lids dropped over her horrified eyes. "Why, it's gone!" the lad exclaimed. "That's funny. I was sure there waj one here." , He slipped the case into his poc&et. Letty faced him full. All the spiritual temptation of a long line of Puritan ancestry looked out of her eyes, but all their triumphs over those temptations rang in her tone. "You are not mis taken," she said, "there was a cigaret in it. I I I smoked it." . The boy stared speechless. He tried to speak, but words would not come. A crim son flush painted 'his cheek that faded Letty's blush as Letty's blush had paled the Harvard flag. Some trained impulse in Letty took up its instinctive work. 'Wait a moment, please," she dropped in a fainting voice. She turned and fled up the stairs. In an instant she was back again, her white skin still, showing ban ners of crimson. She held out her tremb ling hand to the boy. In it' was a case of silver opened to show files of cigarets. "Please take one," she begged. "Take a lot! They're my brother Paul's." The boy docilely took the case trom her, extracted a single cigaret, put it be tween his lips, tried td light it. . His fingers made awkward work with the match at first. "This is a pretty cigaret case," he finally breathed, but he said 2t as one who is unconscious of his own words. "Yes,'-' Letty answered. "Paul bought it in Nuremberg." For an answer she surveyed a mental blankness in which was no wojd. Then, as an inspiration. "It's it's very old." Ensued a hollow pause In which neither cigaret nor cigaret case offered conversa tional inspiration to Letty. "Do do you know," the lad finally broke the silence in a voice that seemed to have absorbed some of its hollowness, "of any any place roundhere where 1 I could get my breakfast? I'm I'm a stranger In Boston." "I'm bo sorry," Letty breathed, "but I I don't. I'm I'm a stranger, too." "O!" The lad removed his hat. "Thank 70U for finding my cigaret case. Good by." "Good-by!" Letty said and closed the door. Letty fell after breakfast into an orgy of work. She washed her dishes. She made her bed. She dusted the entire house. But these tasks took only a small portion of her morning and through ihem all that scarlet shame hotly seared ner consciousness. In the afternoon she wandered futilely about the west end streets for a while. But walking alone was an unsatisfactory process. Her eye did not long contem plate what it fell upon. Her memory kept going back to that fatal cigaret. She returned to the house, tried again to read, again failed, fell into revery. Flutter . . . chatter . . . laughter To retire from the world. Very little babies and old, old people. That cigaret ... If she could only see him again to wash away the impression of the social horror she had committed. She would ask nothing more of fate the chance -to talk with him once." She Invented nimble wonders of repartee and epigram tos scatter along - the conversational way. The afternoon dragged its slow length away to twilight. Letty's thoughts dragged with It. After a while, not be cause she was hungry, but for diversion, she began to cook her lonely dinner. Sud denly there came a sharp peal of the bell. Who could that be? Not Mar garet! She was not due till day after tomorrow. Letty ran to the door. The hero of the cigaret case panting and flushed, "but an eager light in his eye was standing on the steps. "O I'm I'm so I'm glad to find you in," he stammered, remerbering, af ter an instant, to take his hat off. "A little while ago I put my hand in my pocket and found your brother's cigaret case. . I don't know how I happened to steal It on you. I I ran all the way here. I hope he hasn"t missed it." "O, no." Letty answered, taking the slgaret case. Words of explanation came In a rush. "He's away. So's my sister. I'm all alone in the house. They won't come back until day after tomorrow. I hadn't missed cigaret case yet." Her mind started glibly on her carefully rehearsed monologue. "The reason why I smoked that cigaret was just exactly this," but her l?ps refused to take up the words. The tonguetied feeling was coming over her again, invading her like a heavy, slow tide. 0, flutter . . chatter . . . laughter. A thin, gray silence seemed to settle between them. "I'm glad you hadn't I'm glad you didn't think " the boy plunged into that silence. "I'd have hated to have you to have you think I'd stolen your case when you when you when you'd just given mine back to me." The tonguetied feeling had her tight "Thank you." oozed stupidly out of It. But that of the volume she had to say to him was all Letty's tongue would tackle. "I I found a place to eat," he went on, retreating backward down the steps. "Not not good but all all right. Goodby." "Goodby!" Letty managed to say as he vanished. But an instant later, upstairs In her room, flat on her bed with her head lost In pillows, she was articulate enough even through her sobs. "Idiot dummy blockhead lemon donkey ninny prune fish," were some of the epithets she hurled at her self. "You had1 your chance. Why didn't you take it? O' you are a dumb bird!" Her sob-broken accusing apostrophe kept up until hunger dragged her downstairs. After dinner she tried in various ways to rouse her spirits. She mixed a loaf of bread. She looked over Margaret's col lection of foreign photographs. She knitted frantically on her new henna colored sweater. She wrote in her diary. She' made out the accounts of her allow ance which a stern father demanded of her every month. She played on the piano and even sang the latest jazz. But none of these occupations really helped. The tears kept doming. Finally the clock struck eleven. "Now you go to bed young woman," she commanded herself with a feeble, jaded determination. "And no more fool ishness about people you'll never see again as long as you live! Go Into the dining room and kitchen and see that everything's locked there." She obeyed herself. "Now try the front door and see that that's locked. Again she obeyed herself. "Now take the screens out of the win dow in the front room; close windows; lock windows. Number one done! Now two! Hullo what's " But Letty did not add this. This time her tone was not inquiry only surprise; ecstatic, rapturous surprise. Her hand had struck something outside the window something small and boxlike that felt cool and satin smooth. But that was not all she found. For as she stood there holding the gvfe metal cigaret case in her hand a lightning flash of intuition zigzagged across her mind. Why, he was shy, too shy as she shyer! He had wanted to be invited to call, but he couldn't bring his Hps to . . . While she had wrestled with the tonguetied feeling, he had, too. He was so shy that he had to play this trick to show how he felt! He was so shy that he had never realized that she was shy. Why, If he were shy ... A sudden conviction pulled taut in her mind. ' If he were shy with her she never, would be shy with him. Never! Never! The thought of his shyness miraculously ovaporated hers. Flutter . . . chatter . laughter. A dazzling idea fire rocketed through her mind. He would call for his cigaret case in the morning. She would Invite him to lunch . . . dinner . . . lunch . . . dinner . . . till Margaret came home. Another dazzling idea broke She would never explain about the cigaret. He had come back believing she smoked. 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