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THE. SUNDAY OREGONIAX, . PORTLAND, 3IARCH 21, 1915. T A RKI NGTON The Greatest Stories Ever Written of a Real Boy and His Escapades VII.- TWELVE TO be 12 Is an attainment worth the tive capacities almost limitless. She struggle. A- boy just 12 is like called it a pocketknife. Frenchman just elected to the academy. Distinction and honor wait upon him. "I suppose you'll do something hor rible with it," she eatd composedly. "I hear you do that with everything, any- Younger boys show deference to a per- how, so you might as well do it with son of 12 his experience is guaran teed, his judgment, therefore, mellow; consequently hia influence is profound. Eleven is not quite satisfactory; It is only an approach. Eleven has the dis advantages of 6, of 19, of 44 and of 6J. Thirteen is embarrassed by the' begin nings of a new colthood; the child be comes a youth. But 12 is the very top of boyhood. Dressing, that morning, Penroa leu this and have more fun out of it. They tell me you're the worst boy in town." "Oh, Aunt Sarah!" Mrs. Schofleld lifted a protesting hand. "Penrod, aren't you the worst boy in town?" Penrod, gazing fondly upon his knife and eating cookies rapidly, answered, as a matter of course and absently, "Yes'm." "Certainly," said Mrs. Crim. "Once that the world was changed from the accept a thing about yourself as world of yesterday. For one thing, established and settled. It's all right, lie seemed to own more of it; this day Nobody minds. Boys are Just like peo was his day. And it was a day worth Pie. really." owning. The midsummer sunshine, "No. no!" Mrs. Schofleld cried invol pouring gold through his window, came untarily. from a cool sky and a breeze moved Yes they are," Aunt Sarah per pleasantly In his hair as he leaned sisted. "I suppose Penrod Is regarded from the sill to watch te tribe of asthe neighborhood curse?" chattering blackbirds take wing, fol- "Ob, - no!" cried Mrs. Schofleld. lowing their leader from the trees 1n "He the yard to the day's work in the open "I dare eay the neighbors are right," country. Pride suffused him; he was continued the old lady placidly. "He's 121 ' ' had to reDeat the history of the race His father and his mother and Mar- and go through all the " stages from Caret seemed to understand the differ- the primordial to barbarism. You ence between today and yesterday, don't epect boys to be civilized, do They were at the table when he de- you?" ecended and they gave- him a greeting "Well. I which, of itself, marked toe miiesiouc. Habitually his entrance into a room where his elders sat brought a cloud of apprehension. But this morning they laughed; his mother rose and kissed him 12 times; so did Margaret, and his father shouted: "Well, well! How's the man!" Then his mother gave him a Bible end "The Vicar of. WaKeneld ; marsa- "You might as well expect eggs to crow. No; you've got to take boys as they are and learn to know them as they are." "Naturally, Aunt Sarah," said Mrs. Schofield. "I know Penrod." "Penrod," said Aunt Sarah solemnly, "does your father understand you?" "Ma'am ?" "About as much as he'd understand - ret gave him a pair of silver-mountea Sitting Bull!" she laughed. "And I'll hair brushes and his father gave him ten you wj-iat your .mother thinks you a "Pocket Atlas" and a small compass. "And now, Penrod." said his mother, after breakfast, "I'm going to take you out in the country to pay your birth day respects to Aunt Sarah Crim." Aunt Sarah Crim, Penrod's great aunt, was his oldest living relative. She was 90. and when Mrs. Schofield and Penrod alighted from a carriage 'at her gate they found her digging with a spade in the garden. "I'm glad you brought him," she said,' desisting from labor. "Jinny's baking a cake I'm going to send for his biryi- good, Penrod?" day party. Bring him in the house; "Ma'am?" are, Penrod. Her real belief Is that you're' a novice,ln a convent." "Ma'am?" "Aunt Sarah " "I know she thinks that, because whenever you don't behave like a nov ice she's disappointed in you. And your father really believes that you're a decorous, well-trained young busi ness man, and whenever you don't live up to that standard you get on his nerves and he thinks you need a wal loping. Does whipping do you any 1-f s mWw AJMP''' SiUULiat A. WORDLESS WAR CRY, HE CHARGED, PROPELLING THE WHIRLISG, DEAFES1AG JtvJMVtS , STRAIGHT UPON TILE PRONE LEGS OF RCPE COLLINS. to come to your party this afternoon." "Who?" "Her name is Fanchon. She's Mrs. Gelbraith's little niece. She lives in New York and has come to visit here. You must be very nice to her, Pen- ness, made a thorough visual examina tion of Penrod. Finally she spoke. "Where do you buy your ties?" she asked. "What?" "Where do you buy your neckties? rod: she doesn't know the children here, 1apa. gets his at Skoone's. You ought "Go on and finish the lemonade; fill an(j you must help to keep her from to get yours there. I'm sure the one you re wearing isn t from Skoone s '"Skoone's!"' Penrod repeated. "On Fifth Avenue," said Fanchon. "It's a very smart shop, the men say." "'Men?"' echoed Penrod. "Where do you people go In sum- cap and his nose. . - "Here she Is!" Mrs. Gelbraith cried unexpectedly, and a dark-haired de mure person entered the room wearing an air of gracious social expectancy. In years she was 11, in manner about 65, and evidently had lived much at court. She performed a curtsy in acknowledgment of Mrs. Schofleld's I've got something for him." She led the way to her sitting-room, yourself ud uncomfortably." said the fwllnir innolv at vnur Dartv." and, opening the drawer of a shining 0id iady. "You're 12 years old and you When they reached. Mrs. Gelbraith's, old what-not. took therefrom a boy's OUght to be ITappy if you aren't any- Penrod sat humped upon a gilt chair slingshot, made of a forked stick, two thing else. It's taken over 1900 years during the lengthy exchange of greet- atrips of rubber and a bit of leather. 0f Christianity and some hundreds of ings between his mother and Mrs. Gel- "This isn't for you," she said, placing thousands of- years of other things to braith. Penrod twisted his legs, his It in Penrod's eager hand. No. It produce you, and there you sit!", would break all to pieces the first time "Ma'am?" - r - you tried to shoot it, because it is 35 "It'll be your turn to think and years. old. I want to send it back to struggle and muss things up for the your father. I think it's time. You betterment of posterity soon enough," give it to him for me and tell him I said Aunt Sarah Crim. "Drink your aay I believe I could trust bim with lemonade!" It now. I took it away from him 35 II. years ago. one day after he'd killed "Aunt Sarah's funny old lady," my best hen with it accidentally, and Penrod observed, on the way back to greeting, and bestowed her band upon broken a glass pitcher on the back the town. "What's she want me to Penrod, who had entertained no hope porch with it accidentally. He doesn't give papa this old sling for? Last of such an honor, showed his surprise look like a person who's ever done thing she said was to be sure not for- that it should come to him, and was things of that sort, and I suppose he's get to give it to him. He don't want plainly unable to decide what to do forgotten it so well that he believes it: and she said herself It ain't any good, about it he never did; but if you give it to him She's older than you or papa, isn't ( "Fanchon, dear," said Mrs. Gelbraith, from me I think he'll remember. You she?" "take Penrod out in the yard for a look like him. Penrod. He was any- "About fifty years older," answered while and play." thing but a handsome boy." . Mrs. Schofield. turning upon him a "Let go the little girl's hand. Pen- gan to feel resentful, After this final bit of reminiscence stare of perplexity. "Don t cut Into rod," Mrs. Schofield laughed, as the he disappeared in the direction of the the leather with your new knife, dear; children turned toward the door, kitchen and returned with a pitcher of the livery man might ask us to pay If Penrod hastily dropped the small lemonade and a blue china dish sweet- No, I wouldn't scrape the paint off, hand, and exclaiming with simple hon- ly freighted with flat ginger cookies either or whittle your shoe with it. esty, "Why, I don't want it!" followfed of a composition that was her own se- Couldn't you put It up until we get Fanchon out Into the sunshiny yard, cret. Then, having set this light home?'.'. . where they came to a halt and sur- cojlation before her guests, she pre- "We goin1 straight home?" veyed each other. eented Penrod with a superb, intricate "No. We're going to stop at Mrs. Penrod stared awkardly at Fanchon, and very modern machine of aestruc- Gelbraith's and ask a srrange iitue giri wnue rancnon. wuu me umi odd way, and whatever'else there may have been in her manner, there cer tainly was no shyness. Penrod was shaken. '. "Yes, I do!" She stepped closer to him, smiling. "Your hair is ever so pretty." Penrod was even more confused than he had been by her previous mysteries; but his confusion was of a distinctly alluring nature he wanted more oi it. Looking intentionally into another per son's eyes is an act unknown to child hood, and Penrod's discovery tnat it could be done was sensational. He had merF' inquired the lady. "We go to never thought of looking into an eyes Long Shore, bih so many middle-class of Marjorie Jones. people have begun coming there, mamma thinks of leaving. The middle classes are simply awful, don't you think?" "What?" "They're so boorjaw. You speak French, of course?" ' "Me?" "We ran over to Paris last year. Don't you love the Rue de la Palx?" Penrod wandered in a labyrinth. It was his first meeting with one of those grown-up little girls, wonderful pro duct of the Winter apartment and Summer hotel; and Fanchon, an only child, was a star of the brand. He be- T suppose," she went on, "I'll find everything here fearful Western. Some nice people called yesterday, though. Do you know the Magsworth Blttses? Will Koddy be at your party?" "I guess he will," returned Penrod, tt.At.tr .ht. tntalHiriTila "Th Tniltft" This bit of ruffianism Bad a curious f"""""' j -. effect Fanchon looked upon him with field and her son arrived at their own sudden favor. abode; and a white-and-scarlet striped "I like you, Penrod!" she said, in an canopy was in process or erection over- For a long time, despite all anguish, contumely and Maurice Levy, he had secretly thought of Marjorie, with pa thetic constancy, as his "beau" though that is not how he would have spelled it. Marjorie was beautiful; her cirls were long and the color of amber: her nose was straight, and her freckles were honest; she was much prettier than this accomplished visitor. Bill beauty is not all. . "I do!" breathed Fanchon softly. She seemed to him, then, a fairy crea ture from some rosier world than this. Penrod was enslaved. He swallowed, coughed and said disjolntedly: "Well I don't care if you want to, I just as soon." "We'll dance together," said Fanchon, "at your party." "I guess so. I just as soon." III. A dancing-floor had-been laid upon a head to shelter the dancers from the Roddy, being either reluctant or tin sun. Workmen were busy everywhere able to perform the rite, Fanchon took under the direction of Margaret, and matters into her own hands, and waa the smitten heart of Penrod began to presently very favorably Impressed beat rapidly. All this waa for him; he with Maurice, receiving the lnforma was twelve! ,lon that his tie- had been brought by After lunch, he underwent an elab- his papa from Skoone's: whereupon orate toilet and murmured not. For she privately Informed him that she the first time in his life he knew the liked wavy hair, and arranged to dance wish to be sandpapered, waxed and with him. Fanchon also thought polished to the highest possible degree, sandy hair attractive. Sam Williams And when the operation waa over he discovered a few minutes later, and stood before the mirror In new bloom, so catholic waa her taste that a ring feeling encouraged to hope that his re- of boys quite encircled her before the semblance to his father waa not so' musicians In the yard struck up their strong as Aunt Karah seemed to think, thrilling march, and Mrs. Schofleld Then came from the yard a sound of brought Penrod to escort the lady from tuning instruments squeak of fiddle, out of town to the dancing pavilion, croon of cello, a falling triangle ring- Headed by this pair, the children lng and tinkling to the floor; and he sought partners and paraded solemnly turned pale. . out ' ne rOB door and round a cor- Chosen guests began to arrive, while ner of the house. There they found Penrod, suffering from stage frlgnt the gay marquee, with the email or and perspiration, stood beside his chestra, seated on the lawn at one side mother in the drawing-room to receive t It, and a punchbowl of lemonade them. He greeted unfamiliar acqualn- Inviting attention under a tree. De tances and Intimate fellow criminals corously the small couples stepped with the same frigidity, murmuring, upon the platform, one after another. " 'M glad to see y" to all alike, large- 1 began to dance, ly increasing the embarrassment which "It's not much like a children's party always prevails at the beginning of tn our day," Mrs. Williams said to children's festivities. Penrod's mother. "We'd have been His unnatural pomp and circumstance playing "Quaker meeting.' clap In. clap had so thoroughly upset him. In truth, out.' or 'going to Jerusalem.' I sup that Marjorie Jones received a distinct pose." shock now to be related. Dr. Thorpe, the "Things change so quickly." said kind old clergyman who had baptized Mrs. Schofleld. "Imagine asking that Penrod, came in for a moment to con- little Fanchon Gelbraith to play Lon gratulate the boy. and had Just moved don Bridge.' Penrod seems to be hav away when it was Marjorle's turn. In lng a difficult time with her, poor the line of children, to apeak to Penrod. boy; he wasn't a shining light In the She gave him what she considered a dancing class." forgiving look and, because of the occa- However, Penrod's difficulty was not sion. addressed hira In a perfectly cour- precisely of the kind his mother sup teous manner. posed. Fanchon was showing him a "I wish you many happy returns of new step, which she taught her next the day, Penrod." partner, in turn, continuing Initruc- "Thank you. sir," he returned, follow- tlons during the dancing. The children lng Doctor Thorpe with a glassy stare. , crowded the floor, and in the kaleldo in which there was absolutely no recog- scoplc jumble of bobbing heads and nltion of Marjorie. Then he greeted intermingling figures, her extremely Maurice Levy. "'M glad to see y'." different style of motion was unob- Dumfounded, Marjorie turned aside, served by the older people, who looked and stood near, observing Penrod with on, nodding time benevolently, gravity. It was the first great surprise Fanchon fascinated girls, as well aa of h,er life. Customarily, she had seemed boys. Many of the former eagerly to place his character somewhere be- sought her acquaintance and thronged tween that of the professional rioter about her between the dances, when, and that -of the orang-outang: neverthe- accepting the deference ' due a cos less, her manner.'at times, just hinted mopollte and an oracle of the mode, a consciousness that this Caliban was she gave demonstrations of the new her property. Wherefore, she stared at step to succeeding groups, professing hl'j incredulously, as his head bobbed astonishment to find it unknown. It uu and down in the dancing-school bow. had been "all the go." she explained, greeting his guests. Then she heard an at the Long Shore casino for fully twt adult voice near her exclaim: seasons. She pronounced "slow" a "What an exquisite child!" "fancy dance," executed during the In- Marjorie glanced up, a little con- termlssion by Baby Rennsdale and sciously though she was used to It Georgia Basset, giving it as her opinion naturally curious to ascertain who was that Miss Rennsdnle and Mr. Basset speaking of her. It was Sam Williams' were "dead ones'' and she expressed mother .who spoke, addressing Mrs. Bas- surprise that the punchbowl contained sett, both being present to help, Mrs. lemonade and not champagne. Schofleld make the festivities festive. Xne danolng. continued, the new step "Exquisite!" gaining Instantly In popularity, fresh Here was a second heavy surprise coupIea adventuring with every num for Marjorie: They were not looking at ber The word ...tep.. somewhat her. They weije looking, with beaming misIea,ilng, nothing done with the feet approval, at a girl she had never seen. beiny vltal tQ the ,voiutloI)l lntro. a dark and modish stranger of slngu- duced by FanCnon. Fanchon s dance larly composed and yet modest aspect. came from th 0rlent by a roUndabout Hed downcast eyes, becoming in one waypaU,inB. ln 8pai, taking on a thus entering a crowded room, were all Qb,1Io frankne , gallantry at the that produced the effect of modesty. Ba, Bulller ,n parUi combtnlng. wlth counteracting somewhat about her tuttV8 from tne 8outn Btmu encoun. which might have seemed too absurd. tered ,n gan Francl5COi Havering itself She waa very slender, very dainty, and wUn ft car,.fr.. neKrold abandon In her apparel was disheartening to the New 0r)eana and accumulating, too. other girls: it was of a knowing pic- ,omethlng. ,nexpr..able from Mexico turesqueness wholly unfamil ar to them. and Xmerlca. It kept, through- Marjorie's lovely eyes dilated: she out trave,a to ,ne underworld or learned the meaning of hatred at first sight. ' Fanchon leaned close to Penrod and whispered in his ear. "Don't you for get!" Penrod blushed. Marjorie saw that blush. Her lovely eyes opened even wider, and in them , . . there began to grow a light. It was chonover the country, be,n, e.gerly t"'1,Vu0La...P '"OP""! everywhere and mad. wholly wnose eyes bww "to " call It indignation. to circles where nature is extremely frank and rank, until at last it reached the dives of New York, when It Imme diately broke' out in what Is called civilized society. Thereafter it spread ln variously modified forms to water- ng-placea and thence carried by nun- Roderick Magsworth Bitts, Junior, approached Fanchon when she had made her curtesy to Mrs. Schofield. Fanchon whispered ln Roderick's ear. also. pure and respectable by the supreme moral axiom that anything is all right If enough people do It. Everybody was doing It Not quite everybody. It was. per haps, some test of this dance that earth Your hair la pretty, Roddy. Don't eull furnish no more horrifying sight forget what you said yesterday!" Roderick likewise blushed. Maurice Levy, captivated by the newcomer's ap pearance, pressed close to Roderick. "Give us an Intaduction, Roddy." than that of children doing It. Earth, assisted by Fanchon. was fur nishing this sight at Penrod's party. By the time Ice cream and cake ar- (Concluded on . V i&S 4 J 'Bir'5fe y-fl C ij!"i V J '"X V 1 J n -n. m iiii-t TrT 1 W -f i. S- f .a. m."" . ... -x -s Jf-'1&C &z '"t T-IT- , jus.. j. " mmM3s'ZA (en r r BY ROBERT H. Mpt'LTON. aS A result of 20 years' effort, au tomatic control of railroad trains is a fact. For a decade railroad operators, engineers and inventors have studied, stewed and dreamed over some device or system that would con trol the movements of trains Inde pendently of human agency. It was realized that there must be same ex terior mechanical hand to say yes or no or lives of Innocent people, people who paid to be safely transported, would continue to be sacrificed. From the crude semi-methods of railroading of 25 years ago the system has changed until now transportation 'Is a science and in many ways practic ally perfect. Formerly the men be tween the cars turned hand brakes to atop trains. A big brain assembled air in rubber pipes and called It an air-brake. This marked an era. a new deal under which trains operating at any speed would be stopped ln a com- Open ?vTc? S7owny Cover-S7or WAz'cft Co ni.ro 7 d&sc? ofZher paratively short distance. It also meant easier and more comfortable traveling, as it became possible to stop of it. arrived the signal system, man- train. t .l.H.n. -,)lv. Then came al and automatic inn onermeu " ventilators, screens for windows and keeps trains apart. If the engine drivers the automatic coupler, to save the lives "'d Bee the signal. Right here came of employes the demand for something that would It is a metter of ancient record that keeP tne tralns aPart when the loc- every new thing, regardless of merit, motive driver failed to see the signals. is treated lightly, not only by surface thinkers, but by men of broad cali ber. It seems natural to look at In Railroad managers said that auto matic control of trains or stops was of trains and signals. This board was known as the Automatic Signal and Control Board and reported to the In terstate Commerce Commission. The Commission Is now conducting a Nation-wide search for a device that will make derailment, collisions and wrecks impossible, and to Anatol Gol los. a Cbicagoan. has fallen the honor desirable, but smiled when asked if of being the first Inventor ln the coun- novatlons this way. or rather. It would It were possible. This attitude of the try to procure an. official investiga appear that few persons are big enough to see ahead. Along with the railroad men resulted ln Congress ap pointing a board of engineers to look tion, the reward coming after three years of work on an automatic train automatic coupler, or a little ahead Into the question of automatic control control and recorder. Testa are- made by the Government only, after the pre liminary inquiry has shown that the device is practical. The tests of Mr. Collos invention are being made on the main branch of the Chicago, Burlington & Quincy Railroad, under the personal supervi sion of H, J. Lyon, inspector of safety appliances for the Commission, and will cover a period of six months. The results of the tests already made have proven eminently satisfactory. In one instance a passenger train was placed 500 feet from the block containing the third rail. The test train came along at 40 miles an hour, and, was gtrsd by the automatio device 300 feet from the end of the passenger train. The Gollos automatic train stop de vice consists of a charged third rail, about 100 feet long, placed at every block. The energized track comes Into contact with a shoe fastened on the tender of the engine which Is suscepti ble to the slightest Influence. If there Is another train within a radius of one mile and a half, if there Is a break In the track, or anything wrong at all. warning is given the engineer by a shrill whistle placed near his seat. If he does not slow down his train at tki aarsiiM to airbrakes automat ically set. This air la applied Quickly but ln a way that stops the train grad ually. Aside from the fact that the demon strations already given have proven the practicability of the device, the inventor claims that It Is more eco nomical than automatio installations made according to present practice. In addition, it has the advantages of. first, train control; second, visible and audible signals; third, automatic record to check the engineer, thereby hold ing him to a close observation of sig nals. An Important feature of the eystem (.Concluded oa Fe .).