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TITE SUNDAY OREGOXIAX, PORTLAND, JAXTJART 21, 1912. ) . The Cnlleeted Work af Amhnw Blere. edited and arrantr-M by the author. 10 vtilumi; In cloth 1-3 per set. half moroc co '. and auiorrraph edition ,100. The Neale Put:i9-.ins t'onuan7. Sesr York City and Washington. D. C. Surely a daring experiment, for both author and publishing house. Ambrose Blerce la one of the moat hated and at the same time moat admired men In American literature, possibly In Eng lish literature today. But he writes with caustic Irony and sizzling bitter neaa that bring- wounds; In other worda he Is the most charming; companion, the gentle knight, the tender poet, the purist in the construction of delightful sentences. Ills enemies are many, for In his lnnc literary career he has snared nobody whom he, with his sharp lance, chose to attack. He attacked wrong as he saw It. The daring of The Neale Publishing- Company Is also seen In Its willingness to risk ao much money In a business way. In Issuing such 10 handsome volumes, the literary output of a writer over whom there has always been alike fierce denun ciation and enthusiastic praise. There are about lOO.ooe words to each volume, and the excellent mechanical features of the three editions are Identical aave for the binding-. The paper la of high grade; the type la Caslon. new, pica, double-leaded to speak In the lan guage of the printing (hop and the presa work la first class. In dignity and beauty, each edition la worthy of author, publishing house, and ail the golden aentences within the book coy era. Ambrose Blerce was born In Ohio In 1141. and served as a line officer throughout our Civil War. being brevetted Major for distinguished services on the field of battle. Oolng to California In 18. be entered news paper work and soon became one of the most brilliant writers of his day. In 1172. Blerce went to London. Eng land, where he also stirred things op and won literary renown In newspaper and magasine fields, but he soon re turned to this country. Ha la affec tionately remembered as the most gifted living graduate of the Overland Monthly, in the lattei-s glorious days. Since then. Blerce baa won fame as a publicist and some competent critics have balled his as tbe greatest satirist since Swift. Pope or Lord Byron. Oth ers have brought the claim that he la "the American Kipling and "the later Foe. The truth Is, Blerce has a high class Individuality all his own. His style Is often terrible In Invective and resembles a storm at sea. Again, be Is aa tender as a child, so many moods has he. and ha Is successful In all. His literary Industry, and perseverance In work. work. work, are remarkable. Tbe Oregonlan does not have suffi cient space at the present time, nor In the near future, to sample each of these 1 volumes. In deserved detail. Most of the volumes are In prose, but the poetry has sterling significance. Volume one contains Blerce'a "Ashes of the Beacon." "The Land Beyond the Itlow,' and "Bits of Autobiography." etc.; volume two. the famous short stories, "In the Midst of Life": volume three, marvel stories, dealing with the occult, hypnotism, cowardice, bravery ' dreama. haunted houses, and strange forms of death. "Can Such Things Be?'-; volume four, poems. "Shapes of Clajr volume five, satires In verse brilliant. keen, searching "Black Beetles In Amber"; volume six. that exquisite mediaeval romance. "The Monk and the Hangman's Daughter." a novel. "Fan tastic Fables.' and "On With the Dance": volume seven. "The Devil's Dictionary" and "Epigrams": volume tight "Negligible Tales" and "Kings of beasts." the latter being the well known "IJttla Johnny" stories; volume line. "Essays" on things political, poetical, practical, romantic and gen eral: and volume 10. "Miscellaneous" teres lawless and daring. Aa for Blerce's literary style, let us first dip Into his satirical poetry. Take .' yrrm "To E. 8. Saloman." who tn I Memorial Day oration nrotested bitter Iv against decorating the graves of Confederate dead: What. Salomon! su-h word from you Who call -rout-self a soldier? Well Tho Southern brother where ha fell Slept all jour base oration through. Alike to htrr he cannot know Tour praise or blame; as little harm Your tongue can do him aa your arm A quexter-calury ana. If. Pa lorn on. the blessed dew That taiie apoa tho Blue aad Cray la powerless to w-ssri away Tbe a.a of d.rterias with you. Remember how the flood of years Has rolled across th erring slain: Kememher. too. the cleansing rala Of widows aad of orphans tsars. The dead are dead let that atooe; And ihousa with equal hand we strew The r. looms on saint and alnner too. Yet God will know to cheoao Hia own. The wretch, whate'er his life and lot. Who doss sot love the harmless dead With all hts heart and all Ma head May Cod torsive htm! I shall aof. When. 8s lorn on. rou come to quart Tho Iaraer Cup with meeker race, I. toviac V at isst, snail trace Cpoa your tomb thla epitaph: ""praa-- aear. ye generous and btavi I reuawi iais meniinnsl aad s-eept RJiieperj has been veil Beuevoer?ce in small -; . It covers one who tried to keep A flower from a dead man's grave!" Take Blerce's "Shivery" mood, of the Poe order. Read Blerce's remarkable talented, short story "The Moonlit Road," In which a woman speaks of her own death, and of her present life as a spirit or ghost. She speaks through a medium: Forgive. I pray you. thla Inconsequent di gression by what wsa onos a woman. You who consult us In this Imperfect way yo do not understand. Yon aak foolish ques tions about tbinss unknown snd forbidden. Much that wa know and could Impart in our speech la raeanlnsieaa In yours. We must communicate with you through stsmmerlng Intelligences In that small fraction of our langaugs that you yourselves can spesk. You think thst we sre of another world. No, wo have knowledge of no world but yours, though for us It holds no sunlight, no warmth, no music, no laughter, no aong of blrda. nor any companionship. O God. what a thing it la to be a ghost, oowerlng In an altered world, a prey to apprehension and despair! No. I did not die of fright: the Thing turned and went away. I heard It go down tho stairs, hurrlertly. I thought- as If Itself In sudden fear. Then t rose to call for help. Hardly had my shaking hand found the door-knob when merciful heaven I I heard It reluming. Its footfalls as It remounted the stairs were rapid, heavy and loud: they shook the house, 1 fled to an r.ngle of- the wall and crouched upon the floor. I tried to pray. I tried to call the name of my dear husband. Then t heard tbe door thrown open. There was an Interval of unconscious ness, and when I revived I felt a strangling clutch wpoa my throat, felt my arms feebly boating against something that bore tons backward felt my tongue thrusting Itself from between my teeth! And tbaa I passed Into this life. In the sixth volume, we recognise tho sense of the startling In that weird tale. "The Monk and the Hangman'a Daughter." with Its creepy climax. On page 294 Is a short story for our own times, in "A Defective Petition": Aa Associate Justice of the 6upreme Court waa sitting by a river whea a trav eler approached and said: "I wish to cross. Would It be lawful to use this boat?" "It would." was the reply, -it la my host" Tbe traveler thanked him, and. pushing the boat Into the water, embarked and rowed away. But the boat sank and he was drowned. -Heartless man." said an Indignant spec tator, "why did you not tell him that your boat 'had a hole in It?' "The matter of the boat's eordttlon." said the great Jurist (coldly), "was not brought before me." The chief shocker and laugh-maker In the seventh volume Is "The Devil's Dictionary," and several notable ex tracts are: Abridge To shorten. "Wheo In the course of human events It becomes necessary for a people to abridge their King, a decent respect for the opinions of mankind requires that they should de clare the causes which Impel them to the separation." Oliver Cromwell. Bacchus, n. A convenient deity Invented by th ancients as aa excuse for gelling drunk. "Is public worship, then, a sin. That for devotions paid to Bacchus Tbe lletore dare te run us In, And resolutely thump and whack us?" Horace. Court foot n. The plaintiff. Damn. Int. A word formerly much need by the Papbtagonlana. the meaning of which la lost. By the learned Dr. Dolabelly Oak It la believed to hava been a term of satis faction. Implying the highest possible degree of mentaltranqulllty. Professor Groke, on tbe other band, thlnka It expressed an emo tion of tumultuous delight, because it so frequently occurs In combination with the word Jod. meaning "Joy." It would be with great diffidence that I should advance an opinion conflicting with that of eltbar of these formidable authorities. Garter, n. Aa elaatlc band Intended to keep a woman from coming out of her stockings and desolating lha country. Indigestion, n. -A disease which the pa tient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the salvation of mankind. , King's evil, n. A malady that waa for merly cured by the touch of the sover eign, but has now to be treated by physi cians Thus "the most pious Edward" of England used to lay his roysl hand upon his ailing subjects and make them whole "a crowd of wretched souls That stay his cure: their malady convinces The great assay of art: but at his touch Such sanctity hath Heavea glvea his hand They presently amend," as "the Doctor" la "Macbeth" hath It. Tbta useful property of the royal hand could. It appeara. be transmitted along with other crown properties; for, according to "Mal colm." " tls spoken. To the succeeding royalty he leaves Tbe healing benediction." But the gift somewhere dropped out of the line of succession; the later sovereigns of England have not been tactual healers, and the disease ones honored with the name "king's evil" now bears ths humbler one of "scrofula." The superstition that . maladies can be cured by royal taction la dead. but. like many a departed conviction. It has left a monument of cuatom to keep Its memory green. Tbe practice of forming In line and ahaklng the President's hand had ao other origin, and when that great dignitary bestows bis healing salutation on strangely visited people. All swoln and ulcerosa, pitiful to the eye. Tbe mere despair of surgery." he and his patients are banding along aa extinguished torch which once kindled at the altar-tire ef a faith long held by all classes of men. It la a beautirul and edify ing survival" one which bringa tbe saint ed past very close homo to our "business aad bosoms." Labor, a. One or tbe processes ay which A acquires property for H. Prelate, a. A cnurcn oixicer having a su perior degree of holiness ana tat prefer ment. One or tlaavea s anaiocracy. a. gen. Itlemaa The umo 1 Worn of God "Epigrams" end the eeventh vol. the typical Blerce Epigrams. ocnaa we-oJd be more charming if one defined as ;,J could fall Into her arms without falling Into her hands. Self-denial Is Indulgence of a propensity to forego. You are not permitted to kill a woman who haa Injured you. but nothing forblda yon to reflect that she Is growing older every minute. You are avenged 144U times a day. "Who am IT" asked an awakened soul. "That la the only knowledge that la de nied to you here." answered a smiling angel; "this Is heaven.' Twice we see-paradise. In youth we name It lire; In age, youth. "Study good women and Ignore the rest. For he best knows the sex who knows ths beat The people's plaudits are unheard In helL For sustained action, a sense of the horrors of war without anybf Its so called glories and trumpet calls, and haunting Interest, commend me - to Blerce's "Chlckamauga." pages 4-57. In volume 29. In which Is possibly the strongest sketch or short atory Blerce ever wrote. It can't be quoted from, however, as Its sequence would be spoiled. It should be read In Its golden entirety. Enough has been said here about these ten volumes and their extraordi nary author, enough surely to convince the reader that what Ambrose Blerce says Injects new life Into the most Jaded Intellect- Tawns are not where Blerce s books are. The Port ef Hamburg, by Edwin 3. Clap p. Illustrated. 11.60. tale University press. New Haven, conn. All Interested In the deepening of our American waterways a arteries of a new and growing commerce, espec ially those of us Intimately concerned In keeping open the Columbia and Wil lamette Rivers from Portland to the Pacific Ocean, are under a debt of grat itude of Mr. Clapp. of New York Uni versity, for thla excellently written de scription of the port of Hamburg, Ger many, which Is probably recognized to day as being the greatest European port. Mr. Clapp's book, bristling with fig ures and graphic deacrlptiona of facts, is the result of a two-years' study of German waterways and ocean termin als, and particularly shows the effect of the rate policy of the state railroads, studiously devised to further Germany's foreign trade. Portland people should take note that Hamburg is 85 miles up the Elbe River, and exist aa a world-port because of ceaseless dredg. Ing to keep the river open to the lea. The Elbe now has a channel of (50 feet wide. 26 feet deep at low water, and S2.S feet at high water. It Is con sidered certain that one meter more Is needed to bring the deepest-going Sues Canal boats up to all but low stages of water, and that the dredging will continue. Bremen Is 75 miles up the Weser. and Antwerp 59 miles up the j Scheldt. The original Hamburg river front was on the River Alster. a small stream which flows through the' city, and as the wall and moat of the city were repeatedly pushed onward, Mr. Clapp says the old moat became a canal, on whose banka the warehouses were erected which served Hamburg's trans shipment trade. "The -small seashlps penetrated the canals and came directly to the warehouses. Not until the nine teenth century, when the Alster and the canals had become overcrowded, did the Elba Itself come Into use as a harbor." In making a modern harbor for Ham- New York Market Places Fail to Receive Patronage of Public Despite Fact That Tremble of High Prices Is Laid on Shoulders of Middle men, "Common People" Do Not Trade at Central Stands. BT LLOTp r. LONEROAK. NEW TORK, Jan. SO. (Special.) Philanthropists, statisticians and others who have studied the mat ter with care and expertness declare that one cause of the high cost of living In New Tork Is that we do not have suf ficient markets: that the trouble house keepers experience Is In the main due to the middlemen and that when they are wiped out the pries of provisions will drop rapidly. With this evidence before them the Sinking Fund Commission Is seriously contemplating the abandonment of Fulton Market, one of the old land marks. It was established In 1(17. with tha announced purpose of "sup plying the common people with the necessaries of life at reasonable prices," which would seem to Indicate that ws had "common people" and "higher cost of living" nearly 100 years ago. Patrssaaa Show a He-crease. According to Borough President Mc Aneny Investigation shows that for many years Fulton Market has been steadily depreciating both as to Its patronage and Its physical condition. The population which It previously served has apparently moved north and wast aatl the market trade baa burg. English engineers were called on, and they In disregard of the difference In conditions between London or Liver- pool and Hamburg recommended closed docks, with lock gates, similar to those of English ports. "In spite of the opposition of State Engineer Dal- mann, the construction of such a dock waa begun, but the superfluity of the entrance lock was seen before the con- struction was finished and It was never built In. As a result, Hamburg has today a system of open basins cut Into the land, leaving solid piers projecting; It has not the English system of closed docks, with their hours of Inactivity, when ships and barges cannot get Into the docks, or. If they are In, cannot get out." 1 One reason for Hamburg's success Is 1 because It Is a free port. This descrip- j tlon Is Interesting: 1 The free port consists of a large number ef basins lined by quay walla, alongside which ateamera can lie and be discharged bv crane, into freight aheda, amply sup plied with railway connections. In the wide basins, mooring posts provide anchorage for ships handling cargo In tj-ie atream'. There are warehouses directly on tbe waterside. . Between the vsrious left bank baaina ara 1 located shipyards and numerous export- ; lng Industries. The whole free port, there- 1 J fore, considered by the Customs Depart- : ment as foreign territory. Includes land on t either bank of the Elbe and tbe main I river Itself for a considerable distance. it -la aurmunded by a customs line, guarded . by customs officials. On land lha line Is ' designated by high - Iron palings; along the river it la a floating palisade; where It ; ; crosses the river it Is an Imaginary Una I i guarded at either end by 'the customs men. I At the land and water entrance Into the j free port are provided customs booths, ' where goods must psy duty when they i t enter the Empire. The first advantage ' ; of the free port Is In facilitating re-expor- tatlon: Indeed, the importance of the re- ' exportation trade Is what, before all else, ' led to Its creation. Merchandise can be brought free of duty Into the free port, i stored In Its warehouses, repscked or mixed . and then, as condltlona of the market die- I tate. sent across the customs line Into Ger- ' many or shipped to Scandinavia and tha Baltic. In the free port, foreign merchants csn maintain sample or consignment stocks. ! Bonded warehouses do not offer the same opportunity for unhindered movement of merchandise within a port; everything must be done under the harassing control of cus- , toms men. In Hamburg there la no need of counting and verifying pieces, when a ; re-exportation is made. A bonded ware- I house cannot offer the same facilities for . iMiiifiuiiiunK ncnuDry 10 prepare goods for the consumer, such as cutting wines and mixing coffees. It Is also worth noting that for dis charging loose grain in Hamburg there are 10 floating pneumatic elevators, which are capable of discharging 700 to 800 tons per elevator per day out of one hatch. Thus, four of them work ing on a ship discharge 8000 tons per day. A ship like the Patricia, which besides a long passenger list, carrieg a cargo 01 ju.uuo tons, is unloaded in about 40 hours, and loaded In 30 or 40 more. This is at the rate of 250 tons of cargo per hour, and Is the regular rate of discharge at the Kuhwarder pier. This table shows the growth of. Ger many s foreign trade and Hamburg's part, in it: German Hamburg's foreign Seaward German Trade Trade reputation. Marks Marks J8O..4S.O!'S.0O0 5,80S.100,OI0 1.700.100.0(10 ini..si,wu,wi ID.oNS.uOO.UUO .8P7.r00.000 The pictures number 21 and are good ana representative. Bohert Louis fit even son, by Kntherine D. Os- oourne. illustrated. A. C JdcClurg Co., v nicsfg, It Is refreshing to read this estimate of cosmopolitan California: "The wide fame of California comes not alto gether from her natural benefits. As much as In these her glory rests In her heroes. But, peculiarly, they were not born on tbe soil are not the prod ucts of the poetry, the spirit and the occasion of the West Coast, but were attracted rrom other lands. The ex plana tlon is obvious: lack of time. laca 01 generations since the occupa tlon other than by the aboriginal maians ana tne scattered Spanish set tiers. We have yet to look to native sons and daughters for native genius." to tnose or us who are foreigners and who now look on the Pacific. Coaat as "home, these words reflect annre ciative sympathy that Is unusual. Our author th.nks that "of all the bor rowed heroes since Drake and tbe r ranclscan friars, perhaps not an other has brought more honor to Cali fornia than Robert Louis Stevenson." This Is a graceful admission, but lia ble to be disputed. In these 113 pages Stevenson Is shown In his earlier. In teresting but dollar-lacking days In ths village of Monterey, San Francisco and the ranch at Callstoga, Napa Val ley. Mrs. Osbourne's arrival Into the poet's life and her subsequent mar riage - to him. Stevenson's 111 health, bis rash generosity to others when his own store of worldly possessions was small, the dawn of hia literary genius, the friends he made and a host of per sonal impressions all these are mir rored with exquisite finish and loving color. The 69 Illustrations are ex-. cellent. A charming art book for peo ple of refined taste. Peter Ruff and the Double Four, by E. Phil lips Oppenhelra. Illustrated. Il.za. Little, Brown A Co., Boston. Peter Ruff, private detective. Is a wlcome change from Mr. Oppenheim's princes In disguise, but the novel in part covers the usual Oppenhelm ground. International diplomacy. Yet it pictures petty crime and an enter talnlng novel la built up. A good tale for an idle hour or two, when the read er's brain calls for relaxation, A Confederate Surgeon's Letters to Ills Wife, by Spencer Glasgow Welch. Si. 25. Tha , Neala Publishing Co., New Tork City. More than the march of hurrahing men, the so-called trumpet calls to glory, these letters are glowing word pictures of stern war as this Confed erate surgeon saw It, attached as he was to the 13th South Carolina Volun teers, McGowan's Brigade. Very well written. JOSEPH M. QUENTTN. gradually changed from retail to wholesale. "In fact," says Mr. McAneny In his report, "retail customers rarely visit the market, and Its present function Is to supply hotels, restaurants and steamboat companies with meats and flsh, the building proper being used for office space for jobbers In these lines, and at present the 245 stands are oc cupied by about 46 standholders. "The change In the volume and character of the business has been largely due to the opening of the Brooklyn bridge, the discontinuance of the Fulton-street cross town lines and Improvement In transit facilities, which haa caused the removal of the market's patrons to other sections of the city." The municipality has already aban doned the Clinton. Center-street, Union-street and Catherine-street mar kets, and If Fulton Market Is closed up. Manhattan will be practically with out such conveniences. Still, as Mr. McAneny points out, what Is the use of having markets If the people for whom they are designed refuse to deal there? Women will no longer go to markets because they are not now easy of ac cess. Efforts are being made to have the places relocated, but the average housewife does her marketing by tele phone, a custom that enables the butcher and grocer to give her tbe poorest value at the highest price. ltj.waa aa embezzler. He waa arrested ' ' ' ' , 1 1 ' ! : FRENCH WRITER RAISES PROTEST AGAINST "INVASION" OF FOREIGNERS Urban GeMer Leading Movement to Prevent All Honors Going to Persons of Other Nations George Harvey Eeported to Have Broken Politically With Woodrow Wilson. ;ai -C!H V f- a-! e. w s: -rfi. 38 loi-A rT lit - ..ft I ft l 1 . SS- .. . -v vv " '"il imQtr-: - . ; - t "rX-v-e.'".r" -st i ; a - j "v- . , , t-T . --" j.vxEZjruxjE:., wv ' ft ' N U.VV 1'OHK, Jan. 2U. (Special.) TJrbain Gohier Is leading a move ment In France against what he calls the "foreign invasion" of that country. He declares that foreigners have been chosen for honors to the ex clusion of Frenchmen. He Is especially bitter against Mme. Currle, ' who Is of Jewish descent and was born in Poland. Influential friends have proposed his name for the Nobel peace prize, but he has been Ignored. In the light of the award of a Nobel peace prize to Madam Curie, Gohier asks what Im morality he must commit to render him eligible for one of these prizes. Gohier Is a lawyer and has been a political writer for 30 years at Paris. Ilo te thA Biilhtp nf "TVi a pann1a nf ! the Twentieth Century," which was declared by Morton Fullerton, writ ing In the Times, to be the best book on America ever written by a for eigner. Colonel George Harvey, the editor of Harper's Weekly, Is reported to have broken off political relations with Woodrow Wilson. Colonel Harvey started Mr. Wilson on the road to the White House soon after his election as Governor of New Jersey, and has sup ported him earnestly ever since. Gov ernor Wilson has been conducting a systematic campaign through the South. But he has gone to such lengths in advocating the recall, the commis sion form of government and other po litical novelties that many of his friends have begun to -shake their heads. Whether it was the extreme ness of the Governor which alienated the affections of Colonel Harvey or some other cause Is only a matter of speculation. But the Colonel no longer advocates the nomination of Governor Wilson for the Presidency. ess One of the Kaiser's sons will not follow the military career. He Is Prince August Wllhelm. the Kaiser's fourth son. He Is studying the Prus sian local government with a view to takes time and shoe leather to market properly these days, and most women do not seem to regard it as worth while. Snap Judgments Hit. What Is regarded as a death blow to snap judgments has been dealt by the appellate term of the Supreme Court, in deciding a series of cases brought by the Legal Aid Society. This organisation represented four laborers employed In the city's dock department. A Whitehall-street mer chant secured judgments against them and the first they knew that even suits were Impending was when the City Paymaster notified them that their salaries had been garnlsheed. Proof vv as produced showing that tn none of these cases had a summons ever been served upon the defendants. The law provides that when a judg ment haa been obtained without the proper service of a summons, the vic tim - - - Mm.' hae an ennaal tn thd J Appellate Term, an expensive and cumbersome proceeding. Now that the matter has been ably presented, the Appellate Term has ruled that In cases of gross injustice, as these seem to be, the original mag istrate has the power to reopen the case and set aside his own verdict, which would seem to be good law and srtso common sense. Laundry Customs Changed. The laundry strike, which was with us for a short time, developed one in teresting thing, the same being that there are In this city 45,000 men and women whose occupation Is to wash and Iron shirts and skirts and the household linen. This gives ' us a "Wash-tub City" equal In population to Lincoln, Neb., or any one of a dozen other American towns of substance and repute. A generation ago nearly all of this work was done inside the home by the wife and daughter or "hired girl." Now thla burden has been lifted from their shoulders and placed upon those of the family wage-earner. It might also bo stated that no long er do we have "hired girls" to do all the work of the family. They are specialists, confining their activities to one particular field, and few of them will consent to do the old-time "Mon day work." This is one reason for the portentous size of Gotham's "Wash tub City." Worms In Case1 Missing. The failure of the State Savings Bank, located on the Upper East Side, developed some unique conditions. The trouble was due to the fact that Teller John Pucci, salary $18 a week. I l y U Jit' 4 , taking part in the civil Instead of the military establishment. August Wll helm was married to Princess Augusta Victoria of Schleswig Holstein. see Edmund Boyd Osier, who was made a Knight Bachelor by King George, is a member of the Canadian Parliament. He has been mentioned as a possible successor to Lord Strathcona as Can adian High Commissioner to Great Britain. Mr. Osier Is 68 years old and Is a lawyer. see H. Rider' Haggard, who has been made a Baronet, Is well known In the United States, where his books have had a wide circulation. He went to Africa as Secretary to the Governor of Natal in 1875, and it was while living there he developed his literary gift. and properly confessed. The police looked for the usual "woman In the case, but failed to find her. wasn't any. Pucci. it seems, stole the money to the money to had a jewelry go Into business, and had a jewelry store in Jamaica, Queens Borough. He stocked this place by spending the cash he stole from the bank. Business was poor and he could not make his ex penses. Then thieves broke in and marched off with all his stock. Next the banker became suspicious, made an investigation, and discovered the defalcation. Pucci. victim of burglars, could not make good, and is now awaiting removal to a penitentiary Women residents of Upper Montclar, N. J., say they have got "the goods' on the trolley company that runs the Valley Road line. Some time ago they formally com plained of poor service, discourteous conductors and filthy cars. A promise was made that conditions would be remedied, but seemingly they were not The women met again and appointed a committee of two. This committee boarded a car and wrote their names In the dust on the window sash, adding the date. One week later, a delegation, ten strong, boarded that particular car, and found the dusty names still in a marvelous state of preservation. Then they continued on their way to the superintendents office, submitted their evidence, and that worried off! cial finally decided to wake up. He could not explain away the dust and he did not try. Louise Elder Petulant New Tork Is not poplar with all of Its residents. That Is proved by a letter ffrom "Louise R. Elder." to the Sun, In which she says: "New York is done for. Along the dusty streets lie the shrinking rem nants of its babble. "City of greed and gibbering, aimless meanness, breaker of hearts, mocker of man's work and of his holy spirit. dullest of shames that ever drew tears to mortal eyes and turned the heart that would love to loathing, such Is New York today.'" The exact nature of the "groucn oi Louise R. Elder Is not explained In her letter, but she certainly does dislike the town In which she lives. Bureaus te Be Inspected. Commissioner of Accounts Fosdlck has engaged two "efficiency experts" to make a thorough inspection during the present year of the city's munici pal bureaus. It is explained that Mr. Fosdick wants to apply to municipal government the same scientific princi ples that recently produced a 60 per cent increase la the efficiency of the b Sty I - , 1 LvV ' ezsutv oeZvr Je ms home is In Norfolk, where he Is a justice of the peace. see Baron ven Hengervar Hengelmuller, Austrian Ambassador to this country, has returned to the United States after a visit to Europe. Baron Hengelmuller has been discussing with his govern ment the International peace question. labor force at the Bethlehem steel mills I and has had marked results in the , There J Santa Fe railroad, the Brooklyn Navy i yard and other Dlaces. I Harrington Emerson and F. ' lor, the city's new experts, Harrington Emerson and F. W. Tay- ' lor, the city's new experts, are the men who won their spurs in Bethle hem. They will begin their work in Queens, as the bureaus in that bor ough are regarded as in the greatest need of an overhauling. Before the year is out, however, the "experts" will have covered the entire town. Joy of Creative Work. Nautilus. Just so much action as serves to keep you in the center of the stream is not joy-bringing. It is breasting the stream, it Is the expression of the up building power in man, that brings true enjoyment. It must have been a joyous day for that old ancestor of our when he first learned to walk on his hind legs. He was accomplishing something new. The law of gravity suggested: "Keep down. Walk on your four legs and let well enough alone." And no doubt the con servative associates of our respected old ancestor looked on with disap proval, raised their eyebrows, and re marked to each other that It wasn't being done in the best society. But our ancestor he knew. He felt the same joy that a few thousand years later filled the soul of Columbus when he looked out from the prow of the Santa Maria and saw stretched smiling before him a new (tnd. The same joy that animated the heart of Watts when the first steam engine began its ryth mic throbbing. The same still, deep Joy that Edison felt when he looked upon the sustained glow of the first Incandescent lamp. The joy that al ways comes to the creator. For full information regardjis v Any Book Old or New Write, Call or Phona Meier 8c Frank's Basement BooK Store Private Ex. 4 A 6 1 0 1 i i