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About The Sunday Oregonian. (Portland, Ore.) 1881-current | View Entire Issue (March 21, 1909)
s THE SUNDAY OREGOXIAN, PORTLAND, MARCH 21, 190D. O U H B O Y 5 A N D G rPo.L -.jS 7 A WARM BY FLORENCE A. EVANS had there been such exciting times In Tripoli and its harbor as during the Summer of li3. The Americans, an almost unknown and hitherto despised nation, which had, together with most European countries, been !n the habit of pay ing to the Bashaw of Tripoli the tribute that was hla duo, had suddenly refused to do so any longer. And, moreover, this refusal had been accompanied by the most unheard-of atrocities, such as tho. sinking of six Barbary ships, and. worst of all, the blowing up of the Philadelphia, which had fallen into the hands of the Moors. Such a state of affairs could no longer be tolerated, the insolent "Amerlkanoes" must be taught a lesson, and that right soon, else the Gov ernor would soon have no ships left wherewith to ' prey upon the maritime forces of Christendom. Commander Preble had even had the audacity to sail Into the harbor and shell the town, as well as the fleet of pirate vessels, which lay at anchor. After this occurrence the Governor of Algiers made up his mind that the rash invaders needed a salutary lesson ' said that they should have it. The Constitution, after the Infliction of tho above mentioned chastisement upon the pirates, had re mained quiet and harmless for a time. Preble was awaiting the arrival of General Eaton, who, with Hamet, a claimant to the throne of Tripoli, was on his way across the desert with an army to co-operate with him In the capture of the city. News of the com i lng of the land force was also brought to the ears of the Governor and caused him to decide that what he . meant to do and tills was no less than to utterly de- stroy the good ship Constitution and her crew must -j da done without delay, lie believed that the smaller craft would easily fall Into, his hands after the loss of the largest and strongest of the fleet. There was no time to be lost, for the land forces were drawing unpleasantly near, and might make their appearance at any time; and so, one dark, star less night, when one could scarcely see one's hand held before one's face, the largest of the pirate fleet, with every light carefully extinguished, floated silent ly out to attack and. If fortune proved favorable, de stroy the American ahip which had wrought such damage. On the Constitution all was peace and quiet; no one dreamed that the Trlpolitans would venture to approaoh. much less attack, the ship which had al ways proved herself Invincible. The Americans made no allowance for the courage of men driven- to des peration by the danger of their country and what they considered an Infringement of their rights. Now, It happened that a middy named Tom Jack son (for In those days there were midshipmen on American ships) had been mastheaded for some prank that very afternoon and had not been let down in time to cat his evening meal with his comrades. He dared not apply to the cook for food, for. In con sequence of several tricks recently played by him upon that dignitary, he was not In favor Just at present, so he waited till the cook had retired to his hammock and was still, and then quietly made his way to the galley, intending to stay hla hunger with what cold eatables he might be fortunate enough to And. But the cook had left a quantity of soup or stew, of a variety much In favor with sailors when . fresh vegetables for Its composition are to be pro cured, standing In a huge Iron pot beside the fire, and Tom thought, as he sniffed at It, how delicious It would taste when heated. Thia reflection, of course, was Immediately followed by lifting the pot and put ting It on the Are, after which he sat down and THE WAY I WAS MR. BPRIOQS was an agent. At tha street door this Interesting fact was boldly and emphatically stated In big square letters on a brass plats; and, so that It should not easily escape public observation, tho plata was (weather permitting) dally wrought up to a high state of polish by the office cleaner, amid much expenditure of Proverbial philosophy and brlckdust. Away up four flights of well-worn steps and you came upon a sort of painted apparition of the brass plate looming out of the glass which com prised the upper half of the door of Mr. Spriggs' dingy little offices. Here the great man conducted his extensive agenoy transactions and was prepared to supply the civilized world with any thing, from a bottle of lubricating oil to a few thousand carcasses of re frigerated mutton. If you had at any time between the hours of A. M. and 7 P. M. looked Into that portion partitioned off and denominated "clerks' office." you would have observed a diminutive boy with a bleached face, hlg eyes, scraggy neck and lank. tow. Ilka hair, dressed In a I . ' 1 . I .... . ... .: i . .... ., ., ... ... : ; shinny black uit, working a long pen. My father was a butcher, my mother did a little ohoring. and I was In posses sion of a seat In Mr. Spriggs office, upon which eminence I spent the hal cyon days of youth. Bach day I slid off tho said eminence at 1 o'clock, when there was an interval allotted to "lunch," and 8,11 the happy denizens of my department adjusted their collars and ties and glided automaton-like into the street below. Our stairs began their ramifications In a court and ternilnated In some misty region in the roof, known as the Jan itor'o rooms. From the earliest recol lection of the oldest boy in tho building a sort of guerrilla warfare had been waged between the housekeeper and the boys who had begun their com mercial career on the lower floors. Pitched battles had been fought and ambuscades prepared; ears had been boxed and tearful wails had responded, but now hatred of the belligerents waxed mora fierce than had ever been known. One day how vividly It all comes back to me tho rain had descended elnce morning and at 8 P. M.. having A L P H A B ET PATCHWORK PICTU RE PUZZLES THE I know of many gentle traits peculiar to the YAK": . He thinks its nice to arbitrate, and vulgar to attack ; He's courteous and kindly, attentive and alert But isn't this-remarkable ? he wears a silken skirt 1 sw tL r 1 - oW JB The verse at the top of the puazle tells tho story which the picture that Is to be made from the pieces Illustrates. First cut the entire mosaic and paste It on heavy wrapping paper before cutting out the sepa rate pieces. This Is merely to make it easier to handle the pieces. Then cut out the separate pieees Tho white part Is to be cut away. In cutting out tha parts which maks up the picture be very careful to cut Just within tho black lines or the pieces will not fit nicely. carerui to cut RECEPTION muncheu" some bits of ship's biscuit while waiting for the savory mess to come to a boil. AH was quiet on the ship, the starboard watch was softly humming a little song as he paced the deck, but this was the only sound that broke the stillness. Of the larboard watch there was neither sound nor sign and from what followed it was suspected that instead of keeping guard he had calmly curled up In some cosy nook on deck and gone to sleep. After a while, thinking that ;the pot had been on the fire long enough, Tom took a ladle from where It hung on the wall and went to Inspect Its contents. As he stooped over the Are he turned somewhat, so that his eyes fell on the half-open door, and there he saw something that caused him to lose all sensa tions of hunger. A dusky face, lighted by a pair of brilliant coal black eyes, was watching him with an intentness that at first caused him to believe that It was not alive, but was the creation of some of his fellow middles and designed to (rive him a fright. But a moment later It moved slightly, and then a realisation of what this sinister visitation really meant. that they war boarded by pirates, came to Tom. Without shifting his gaze from the eyes that seemed riveted to his own, the boy scooped up a ladleful of the boiling soup and dashed It straight Into the invader's face, and the yell of pain and sur prise with which the head disappeared was so loud and startling that there was no need for Tom to give any warning to the rest of the ship. Up frorh the forecastle and out of the cabins streamed men and officers In all stages of dress and undress, while the Trlpolitans, who had sent the man now so badly scalded ahead as a spy, to see that all was quiet be fore they boarded, now that concealment was no longer possible, came pouring over the side like the horde of savages that they were. And now. In the darkness and before many of the Americans, comparatively few of- whom were armed, fully realised what was going on, ensued a terrific combat on tho deck of the brave old Constitution. The Americans fought in dogged sllenee, but the Moors kept up a continual commotion during the en tire fight, part of which. It must be confessed, was due to the efforts of Tom Jackson, who, finding how effective his first ladleful of soup had been, paraded the deck applying the scalding liquid to his enemies wherever he thought It would do the most good. The Americans soon recovered from their surprise and. In consequence, the pirates were quickly beaten off and made the best of their way back to the shore pursued by a galling fire from tho ship, where they were received with anything but open arms by their tyrannous lord and master, the Governor. After their enemies had departed. Inquiries were made ag to who had discovered the Invaders, for both watches declared frankly that they knew nothing about the matter till they heard the yell that had . alarmed tho ship, and at length, reluctantly, Tom Jackson admitted that he had been the person who had received tho first comer so warmly. Commander Preble, on hearing this, at once Invited the young midshipman into.' his own cabin, where he succeeded In extracting from him all the details of the case. Just as the story was concluded loud la mentations were heard, and the cook appeared In a great state of excitement, to lodge a complaint against the wretch who had stolen all the soup pre pared for the next morning's breakfast and had got ten his nicely cleaned galley Into such a condition of dirt and disorder. But the matter plained, even to his satisfaction, and, forgiving all he tricks that had at different times been played on REFRIGERATED finished some unusual peregrinations to a shipping office, I hung up my drip ping garments and vigorously tolled at the copying press. From tha interior or Mr. feprlggs' room cam the scratch ing of his pen, traveling at express speed. One letter after anqther he whisked on to the floor for mo to take out and copy. There were quotations for oil, boilers and asbestos; there were letters about log books and locomo tives; there were memorandum in re chains and charcoal; and there were orders for anow boxes, fire boxes, fur nace bars and beef. In short, here, upon his basis of operations, sat the great agent far the refrigerating ma chinery of the patent petrified produce type, which has astonished the world by bringing from tha antipodes thou sands of frozen sheep to be retailed to the hungry public at temptingly Jow rates. Presently Mr. Sprlgga' shadow ap peared upon tho glass partition, re sembling a human windmill as he swung his arms about in his struggle to pull on his coat. Having addressed all my envelopes and reckoned my postage stamps I also prepared to cross ANIMALS I N YAK. PATTY BROWN'S DILEMA D IRENE ELLIOTT BENSON jjach time I pass the looking glass She wears my cross barred apron with J. WW UJW11 "PT. She mocks me, too, each thing J do I asked her once her name Stared at her so, from top to toe ' She did the very 6ame. climbed up on the bureau then And kissed her my! 'twas cold I I spotted an the glass, of course, And that made mother scold. ''And every day I'm standing there And brushing out my curl She does the same. I ask papa ; He Bays "You're each my girl" lometimes it worries me so much It almost makes me cry. If she is me, and she must be. Then who on earth am I ? 1 grow quite red and shake my head. And give her such a frown. She does the same now who's to blame, And which is Patty Brown? him, ha generously invited Tom to come with nidi and get a good hot Bupper, an Invitation which the middy, only awaiting for Preble's permission, was only too glad to accept, for, It must be remembered, he had as yet had nothing of his evening meal but some fragments of ship's biscuit. But he had lost nothing by waiting, as he discovered a little later, when ha was seated in the galley, devouring the choicest dain ties which the cook could procure him and telling the story of his adventure to his admiring and spell- ...... niiiiJiiiaios. the street to the letter ho i.tt.r tha in hand, opened the door. Tho landing was in darkness, but a figure sped past me as I closed the door and the light through the frosted glass revealed to me the feature of Peters, an audacious boy in an adjoining office. The next in stant the attic stairs above me were illuminated by a brilliant flame.' Look ing up I saw a huge squib stuck In a flower pot in full play against the Janitor's door. -Dense clouds of smoke and myriads of sparKs enveloped me. The fierce visage of the janitor loomed out of the haze and I caught a glimpse of a thick stick. Then followed an explosion which nearly threw mo off my legs. Shouts and cries of "Catch him!" "Stop him!" rang In my ears, menacing figures grabbed at me and quick as thought I slipped my leg over the stair rail and slid away for liberty. I was Innocent of the practical Joke which I knew Peters must have perpetrated, but cir cumstances were against me, so I did not stop to explain. Multitudinous feet pattered down the stairs In hot baste. Away across the. muddy street I fled, hiding my letters from tha rain under my Jacket. I looked back and the Janitor was close In my rear. To my right stood one of the doors of a large poultry and game dealer's establishment. I knew the premises well, for Mr. Spriggs had hot, my nere miroauced the patent freezing process, and regularly called ' every four-and-twenty hours to see how It worked. I ran up the entry Into a large square salesroom, in one corner of which stood the office. A few of tho men were clearing up for tho night, and having turned out most of the lights did not notice me In the shadow. I saw a trap door opening in tho floor which led Into one of the freezing chambers, and I crept down the ladder into a corner and lay still and listened, with my heart thumping my ribs Ilka a small steam-hammer. Presently I heard one of the men call out, "No, sir, there ain't been no boy here," and tho next moment tho square aperture waa closed with a heavy thud and I was alone In atlenoe and darkness. My first thoughts were that I had been made prisoner until the main body, of my pursuers had arrived; but no, the minutes dragged slowly away without any movement of tho trap door. I felt cold, now that tho warmth resulting from my run had passed off, and leaving my corner I groped about the chamber. Stretching out my hands they came in contact with the carcasses of sheep suspended In row from the celling. The coarse canvas they were wrapped in felt cold and clammy. I shivered. Farther on I felt tho soft flesh of some rows of poultry stripped of their feathers. The smell of the meat was suffocating and my head seemed to swim. At length I found the ladder and de termined to lift the trap myself. "Dp I crept and tried to move the door, first with my hands and then with my shoulder, without result. I felt wild and frightened now and struck at It with my fist and shouted. Tho room was only six feet high and waa in sulated all around, floor and celling, with five inches of charcoal, so my cries fell back smothered and deadened. With trembling hands and ehoking sobs pulled off my shoes and struck madly at the door, but the non-conducting stuff with which It was also lined gave back no response. What could that thumping noise meant Was It my neaa tnroDDingT 1 could now hear a regular beating sound somewhere, each moment becoming more and mora dis tinct, and a eold rushing blast of air seemed to be sweeping along the sides of tho chamber. It came in regular shooting gusts and chilled me to tha bone! They were refrigerating me! I knew the stroke of the engine too '. I Eg i THE POOR MAN RETOLD FROM THE HUNGARIAN Jt V JLOUISE THERE was once a very poor man who went into the wood to fejl" trees for his own use. The sweat ran down his cheeks from his hard work, when all at once an old beggar appeared and asked for alms. The poor man pitied him very much, and putting his ax on the ground felt in his bag and with sincere compassion shared his few bits of bread with the poor old beggar. When he had eaten he spoke thus to the woodcutter: "My son. here for your ' kindness accept this table cloth, and whenever here- after you feel need and are hungry say to the cloth, spread thyself, little cloth, and your table will be laid and covered with the best meats and drinks. I am the rewarder of all good deeds aad I give you this for your charity." Thereupon the bid man dis appeared, and the woodcutter turned homeward in great Joy. Having been overtaken by night on his way. he turned into a little inn and informed the Innkeeper, . who was an. old acquaintance, of This good fortune, and In order to give greater weight" to his word he at once made a trial of the table cloth and provided a jolly good supper -for the Innkeeper and his wife from the dainty dishes that were served upon the cloth. After supper he lay down on the bench to sleep, and .in tha meantime the wicked wife of the Innkeeper hemmed a similar cloth anjj by morning exchanged It for that 'of . the woodcutter. He. sus pecting nothing, hurried home with tho exchanged cloth, and arriving there told his wife what hap pened. To prove hi words he at once gave orders to the cloth to spread itself, but all In vain. He re peated at least a hundred time the words, "Little cloth, spread thyself," but the clotii never moved. The next day hi again. went to the wood, where he again shared his bread with tho old beggar and re ceived from him a lamb, to which ho had only to . say, "Give me gold, little lamb," and the gold coins began to rain. With this the woodcutter again went to the Inn for the night and showed the present to the Innkeeper as before. Next morning ha had an other lamb to take home, and was very much sur- prised that it would not give the gold for which he asked. Ho went to tho woods again, and treated tha beggar well, and ajao told hlrn what happened to the table cloth and the lamb. The beggar was not surprised, but gave him a club and said to him: "If the inn keeper has changed your cloth and lamb, you can regain them by meana of this club. Tou have only to say, "Beat away, my little club; beat away!" and It will have enough power to knock down a whole army." So the woodcutter went to the Inn a third time and Insisted upon Ma cloth and lamb being re turned, and aa tha innkeeper would not do It, he ex claimed, "Beat away, little club; beat away!" and the club began to beat tho innkeeper and hla wife till the missing property was returned. He then went home and told hla wile with great bright wheel spinning around and sat down Jn a cofner and remembered no more. Mr. Bprlggs' clerks, the Janitor and hia wife, Peters, and soma of tha en ginemen were all sitting around a big fire. I was lying on the hearthrug be fore the fire, wrapped in blankets, and one of the men wus pouring something hot down my throat, while another would keep rubbing me with his big, hard hands, which made mo feel quite sore. Then when I spoke about It all they all laughed, and talked and seemed pleased and shook hands with me. Mr. Spriggs came Jn with his shiny top hat and his head on one side, and said I was a good boy. Finding everything the piston rods working like the arms of a giant. I could imagine, as I stood there in my terror, that I could see tha men with whom I had. so often chatted getting up steam on that big boiler, then I thought of their coming next morning and finding me frozen to death wouldn't they be sorry! and Mr. Spriggs here I broke down again. Wouldn't Mr. Spriggs be vexed to find his letters had not been mailed! They had become scattered, so I stooped and gathered them together In a little heap once more, for I seemed to be getting weary and drowsy. My head was so body cold, wet and numb. I TOT? If you want to aee paddy put on hla hat and s board; trim the. edges of. the cardboard to fit; then cardboard, that tha -cardboard may bo "sandwiched b Be sure to hava tha face upside down, making t the man on the other side of the card. Punotura a hole through each shamrock on e holes Fig. 3. Hold tho strings In your hands, wl tha card a awing and twirl It outward from you, m comes rapid. Then stop twirling and hold the strln and you will find that during tho twirling Paddy has ana placed the pipe In his mouth. If you like you m green, usirrg either crayon or water colors. BOTTOM fT) Ns- r rzr,a SOU VAN Joy what had happened, and In order to celebrate his luck fitly he Invited the. King to dinner next day.; The King was very much surprised and about noon sent a valet to see what they were cooking for him. The messenger, though, returned with the newa that nothing was being done for his entertainment. His Majesty was still more surprised when at meal time he found the.t-ble laden with the finest dishes and drinks. Upon Inquiry where all that came from, tha poor woodcutter told him the story, what happened In the wood, about the lamb and the cloth, but did not mention a, word about tha club. The King, who was a regular tyrant, at once claimed tho cloth and. the lamb. As tho poor man would not comply, he sent a few guards to him to taka lm away, but they were soon knocked down by the club. So the Klngj sent a larger force against him. but they all perished to a man. On hearing this the King got Into a great rage and went In person, with' hla whole army against him. but this time, too, tho woodcutter was victorious, because the club knocked down everr one of the King's soldiers. The King himself died on the battlefield, and his throne was occupied by universal i consent by tho poor woodcutter. . He was a real 1 leS!"?5 t0 hU PeP,e- because In his magnanimity1 TlA noli orh tt-m-1 4. 1 ... " . ". ,r v. m ms magnanimity he delighted to assist all whom he knew in distress or want a n .1 mi v. 1 1 .. . V nsppy ana content to tho end of his days. , i CLEANING OF THE DOOLL HOUSE NOW that Spring m coming, every little girl shouW be preparing to glva her dolls' house a thorough .' Spring housecleanlng. It Is the time of year; too. I when the new papers can be put on the wall, tho cur' tains washed and Ironed and the whole house fresh ened up. . ; Of course, the first thing to do Is to take up tho car pets, or if there are rugs Instead of carpets, then these must be taken up. beaten thoroughly and put on tho line to air. Then the floors must be wiped up with a wet cloth, or even scrubbed If they need It badly. After that the, paper should be put on. Tho walla must be smooth before now paper Is put on, and- It the old paper Is peeling off then it must be scraped off smoothly. There are sure to be odd pieces of wall paper around tho house which can. be used to maka the doll's house look like now. Two papers of differ ent kind may be used on one room, the lower part being of ono paper and tha upper part of another. - If there Is no wall paper to be had. then use plain light yellow paper, which must be smooth and fresh, and draw a border with crayon a straight band of rea or blue at aomo distance down from tho celling. If you are able to draw pretty well, of course yu can make a fancy frieze. Tou would make your house look very fashionable by having a plain paper for tho walls and a lower frieze. This you could ,r,u taking a piece of flowered paper and cutting out "a ' border with all the flowers and leaves cut out as if you were mailing scrapooolt pictures. very comfortable I went to sleep again! It afterward transpired that I had, dropped a couple of letters In the sales room Jn my flight which one of tha men had picked up as he was going away, and seeing Mr. Spriggs' address on the leaf of the envelopes he took them across to the office. This led to a search being made and my subsequent' discovery. The men had Just begun to lower tho temperature for the night when my position became known. . (Copyright, 1900,- by the Associated Liter ary Press.) PADDY AN D HIS PIPE BY LrlNA BEARD fCOPyWCHT, ipcft BY THE NEW YORKH6RAL CQj AH Rights Reserved. BOTTOM moke his pipe, cut out Fig. 1, paste It on stiff card cut out Fig. 2 and paste it on tha other side of the etween Fig. 1 and Fig. J. he top of tho hat come opposite to the shoulders of ach end of the card and Me ahort strings through the th the hat on the card faclnr you right side un. Give aklng it turn around and around until tho motion be gs perfectly taut. The card will reverse Its motion put his hat decorated with shamrocks on his head y color the picture the approprlata Bt. Patrick's Day well to be mistaken. I had often seen