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9 WEE BEING .PROFESSOR SHORTY MS CABE!f EXPERIENCE "WITH A GENTLEMANLY CffTLE! HAN "EgOft. TEXAS THE SUNDAY OREGOXIAX, PORTLAND, JUNE 28, 1908. BY 3 SAY. Where's Palopinto, anyway? Wett. neither did I. It's somewhere around Dallas, but that don't help me any. Texas, eh? You sure don't mean It! Why, I thought there wa n t notliin' but one night stands down there. But this Palopinto ain't in that class at all. Not much! Jt's a real torrid proposition. No. I ain't been there; but I've been up apainst Hentley, who has. He wa'n't mine, to begin with. I got him second hand. You see, he come along just as I was bavin' a slack spell. Mr. Gordon yes. Pyramid Gordon he calls up on the phone and says he's in a hole. Seems he's got a nephew that's com in' on. from somewhere out West to take a look at New York, and needs some one to keep him from fallin' off Brooklyn Bridge. "How's he travelin'," sa.ys I; "tagged, In care of the conductor?" "Oh, no," says Mr. Gordon. "He's about L2, and able to take care of him self anywhere except in a city like this." Then lie wants to know how I'm fixed for time. "I got all there is on the clock," says I. "And would you be willing to try keep ing Bentley out of mischief until I get back?" says lie. "Sure as ever," says I. "I don't s'pose he's any holy terror; !s he?" Pyramid said he wa'n't quite so bad as that. He told me that Bentley d been brought up on a bi cattle ranch out there, and that now he was boss. "He's been making a lot of money re cently, too," says Mr. Gordon, "and he hiKists on a visit Kast. Probably he will want to let New York know that he h.as arrived, and soon, but you hold him down." "Oh, I'll keep him from liftin' the lid, all right," says I. "That's the idea. Shorty," says he. "I'll write a note telling him all about you, and giving him a few suggestions." I. had a "synopsis of Bentley's time card, so as soon's he'd had a chance to open up his trunk and wanh off some of the car dust I was waitin' at the desk in tike Waldorf. Now of course, kein' warned ahr-ad, and hearin' about this cattle ranch business, I was lookin' for a husky boy in a six inch soft brim and leather pants. I'd cal culated on havin' to persuade Mm to take off his spurs and leave his guns with the clerk. But what steps out of the elevator and answers to the name of Bentley is a Willie boy that might have blown in from Asbury Park or Far Bockaway. He was draped in a black and white checked suit that you eould broil a steak on, with the trousers turned up so's to show the open work silk ocks, and the coat creased up the sides like it was made over a cracker box. His shirt was a McGregor plaid, and the band around his Panama was a hand width Roman stripe. "Gee!" thinks I. "if that's the -way rowboys dress nowadays, no wonder there's scandals In the beef business!" But if you could forget his clothes long enough to size up what was in 'cm, you could see that Bentley was a mild enough looker. There's lots of bank messengers and brokers' clerks Just like him comin' over from Brooklyn and Jersey every mornln". He was about five, feet leigbt, and skimpy built, and he had one of those recedin' faces, that looked like It was tryin' to get away from his nose. But then, it ain't always the handsome AMERICA'S TEN GREAT A Truly American School of Ait Shown at the l'hilauclphia TUB exhibition of paintings by Ten American Painters in the galleries of the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fne Arts may bet set down as the best exhibition of American paintings ever held. This is my sufficient excuse for referring to it so late in the day. It Is a thousand pities that this exhi bition cannot be trensferred en bloc to Boston. An effort was made by some of the artist-members of the Boston Art Club to arrange for the transfer of the collection to the Art Club galleries, but it came too late, and dates could not conveniently be arranged. Report has it that there has been some talk of an in vasion of London by the Ten. Such an exhibition as that in the Pennsylvania Academy would certainly make London it up and take notice, if good painting ' has not been too Ions obsolete there. For it must be distinctly understood that I am not boasting about American art .when I say that it would not be possible to get tosethcr in any other country such a collection of 94 paintings by con temporary artists. It is now exactly ten years since the Ten seceded from the Society of Amer ican Artists and flocked by themselves. Their decennial is marked by this white stone an exhibition in which each one of the ten was asked to exhibit ten works, and the effort lias been to present those works by which the men would most care to bo represented. And, as Mr. Ti-ask truly remarks in bis intro duction to the catalogue, this collection gives fuller opportunity for a study of their aims and accomplishments than it has been possible to make within the confines of a single gallery. The Installa tion of the collection, too, is an object lesson in the artistic arrangement of pic tures; every work is on the line, und every work has free space about it. There is no attempt to group the can vases by individuals. The collection is bung with a single eye to the best gen eral effect. The three, galleries fairly "sing" in perfect unison. Many have been the aspirations for an American school of painting. We have always been looking forward to the time when we could say with truth that our painters were different from the painters of this, that and the other school on the farther side of the ocean. The Ten are not going to satisfy this yearning so far as suhject-matter goes; they are not pre occupied by National sentiment; they are not concerned for the illustration of American life as such. But in one way, a very important way perhaps the most important way they have struck out a path of their own, which, since they are Americans, must be regarded as an American accomplishment, whether they have ever thought of it as such or not. I refer to the purely technical perfection of their work, a perfection which is seen at its highest degree of development In the. pictures of the Bostoniaiis, Tarbell, Benson and DeCamp. These men have passed through a period of subjection to the influence of the French impressionist school of paint ing, have drawn what nourishment there was in it for them, and have emerged from it, fortified, but freed from its man nerisms. They are as modern as artists can be who are cognizant of the tra ditions of great art. One sees, for ex ample, in Mr. Tarbell's interiors with figures, that he is necessarily an ad mirer of the work of the little masters of the stripe of Vermeer of Uelft and V - i A i f wf boys that behaves the best, and the more I got acquainted with Bentley. the better I thought of him. He said he was mighty glad I showed up instead of Mr. Gordon. "Uncle Henry makes me weary," says he. "I've just been reading a letter from him, four pages, and most of it wars tell ing me what not to do. And this the first time I was ever in New York since I've been old enough to rem?mber!" "You'd kind of planned to see things, eh ?" says I. "Why. yes," says Bentley. "There isn't much excitement out on the ranch, you know. Of course, we ride into Palopinto once or twice a month, and sometimes take a run up rb Dallas; but that's not like getting to New York." "No." pays I. "I guess you're able to tell the difference between this burg and them places you mention without lookin' twice. What is Dallas, a water tank stop?" "it's a little biggcr'n that," says he, kind of smilin'. But he was a nice, quiet actin' youth; didn't talk loud, nor go through any tough motions. I see right off that I'd been handed the wrong set of specifica tions, and I didn't lose any time framin' him up aceordin" to new lines. I knew his kind like a book. You could turn him loose in New Y'ork for a week, and the niopt desperate thing he'd find ti do would be smokln' cigarettes on the back seat of the rubberneck wagon. And yet he'd come all the way from the jumpin' off place to have a little Innocent fun. "Uncle Henry wrote me," says he, "that while I'm here I'd better take in the Metropolitan Museum of Arts, and visit St. Patrick's Cathedral and Grant's Pieter de Hoog and (Jabriel Metsu; we could not help seeing that in his "Girl Crocheting." belonging' to Mr. Pratt, but, as he goes on, we see it less distinctly In bis subsequent pictures in this class, such as the "New England Interior" ill), belonging to Miss Catherine Cod man, the "Girl Cutting Patterns." (painted this year), and the recent "Pre , paring for the Matinee" (75), belonging to the St. Louis Museum of Art. That is lo say, he is not losing ground, but gaining in freedom of expression and originality of style: and the "Preparing for the Matinee" maks a distinct advance in his command of his art, his indi viduality, and his distinction. It is Mr. Tarbell's present and con stant merit that he is absorbed in the beauty ot his metier to the exclusion of all other considerations. He is not a philosopher, like G. F. Watts: he Is not a symbolist, like Gustave Moreau: he is not a sentimentalist, like Jules Breton; and. while he i-s not without a modicum of tile illustrator's interest in the human element, he is in a very limited sense an illustrator, like Meissonier. In his devo tion to actuality he is more nearly related to Degas on the one hand and to the Little Masters on the other. But bis style, which is increasingly independent, tends to grow away from all his forerunners without losing its pungency or delicacy. His types are American. The girl in his "Preparing for the Matinee" is intensely American in her grace, her fragflity. her aplomb, qualities which combine to form a new order of personal attractiveness. We have had some pretty fair painters in America, but 1 seriously doubt if any of them have ever exhibited a group of ten paintings equal to the ten works here shown by Mr. Tarbell "Preparing for the Matinee," "Girl Cutting Patterns." "New England Interior." "Bos'n's Hil!," "Kdward Robinson," "Rehearsal in the Studio," "Summer Idyl," "Dr. Henry Lee Morse," "Girls Reading" and "Mrs. A." Mr. Benson chose for his ten works a group which represents all the sweetness and charm of his sunlit Summer visions. As one entered the first room in the suite of galleries, his "Eleanor" (4), a lovely girl in pale rose pink muslin, con trasted with a white picket fence, green foliage, and a glimpse of distant blue water, greeted the eyes with a smiling and sunny cheer of color which was like a bird's song in a Spring morning, a thing so full of joy and spontaneity that it made the day happy. There were also his indescribably delicate and luminous pictures of his daughters in their light Summer gowns, "The Sisters" and "Three Sisters," with 'The Rainy Day," "The Sunny Room," etc. Most of these paint ings have been seen in Boston, but it is a revelation of what a painter is. of what he is doing, of what be stands for, to see so n.any of his choicest canvases brought together. Mr. Benson does not always strike 12, but when he is most himself, when he is in the vein, there is no one to excel him in freshness, purity, sweetness, freedom, and the Joy of living. The reader scarcely needs to be re minded how finely Mr. DeCamp has forged to the front in his recent works. "The Guitar-Player" (20) was the chief pictorial success of the season in Bos ton, and has been bought by the Museum of Fine Arts. His "The 'Cellist' (22), "The Brown Veil" (21). and "Sally" (23), with six other canvases, go to form a group which places him well to the fore among the-most accomplished artists of the period. "The Pink Feather." as the Tomb. But say, I'd like something a lit tle livelier than that, you know." He was so mild about it that I works up enough sympathy to last an S. P. C. A. president a year. I could see what he was achin' for. It wa'n't a sight at oil paintin's or churches. He wanted to be able to go back among the flannel shirts and tell the boys tales that would make their eyes stick out. He was ambitious to go on a regular cut up. but didn't know how. and wouldn't have had the nerve to tackle It alone if he had known. Now. ain't ever done .any red light pilotin', and didn't have any notion of beginnin' then, especially with a young ster as nice and green as Bentley; but right there and then I did make up my mind that I'd steer him up against some thin1 more excitin' than a front view of Grace Church at noon. It was comiu' to him. "See here, Bentley," says I. "I've passed my word to kind of look after you, and krep you from rip;in' things up the back here in little old New York; but seein' as this is your first whack at it. if you'll promise to stop when I say 'Whoa!' and not let on about it afterwards to your Uncle Henry. J'll- just show you a few things that they don't have out West," and I winks real mysterious. "Oh, will you?" says Bentley. "By gin ger! I'm your man!" So we starts out lookin' for tile menag erie. It was all I could do. though, to keep my eyes off'm that trousseau of his. "They don't bxiild clothes like them in Palopinto, do they?"' says I. "Oh. rn," says Bentley. "1 stopped off in Chicago and gut hhis outfit. I told them I didn't care what It cost, but I wanted the latest." "I guess you got It." says I. "That's what I'd call a night edition, baseball extra. You mustn't mind folks giraffin' at you. They always do that to stran gers." Bentley didn't mind. Fact is. there wa'n't much that did seem to faza him a whole lot. He'd never rode in the suit way before, of course, but be went to readin' the soap ads just as natural as if he. lived in Harlem. I expect that was what egged me on to try ar.d get a rise out of llim. You see, w lien they tome in from tile rutabaga fields and the wheat orchards, we want 'em to op-.n their mouths and gawp. If they do. we give 'em the laugh, hut if they don't we feci like they was tlirowin' down the place. So I lays out-to astonish Bentley. First I steers him across Mulberry Bend and into a Pell-street chop suey joint that wouldn't be runnin' at all if it wa'n't for the Sagadahoc and Klnilra folks the two dollar tourin' cars bring down. With all the Chinks gabblin' around outside, though, and tin; funny letterin on the bill of fare, I thought that would stun him some. He just lo- k 3d around casual, though, and laid into ..is suey and rice like it was a plate of ham and, not even askin' if he couldn't buy a pair of chop sticks as a souvenir. "There's a bunch of desperate charac ters." says I. pointin' to a table where a gang of Park Row compositors were blowin' themselves to a platter, of chow-ghi-sumen. "Yes?" says be. "There's Chuck Connors, and Mock Duck, and Bill the Brute, and Onu Kyed Mike!" I whispers. "I'm glad I saw them." says Bentley. PAINTERS J'lctuio Kxliibition. alternative title for 'V'l'he Brown Veil" runs, is or.r of those happy hits which are landmarks in an artist's career. In it the observer finds a new and irresistible ver sion of the Eternal Feminine-, set forth with flawless perfection. To see Thomas W. Dewinar at bis best it is necessary to know his "Portrait of a Lady at a Harpsichord" C!T) from the Freer collection. The rarity of his art, its fascinating preciosity, in this example rinds its apogee. Of mannerism there is no trace, of striving for effect' no sign; it is the ultimate expression of the artist's ideal. "The Mirror." "Mandolin." "Fortune-Teller." and "Monterey." with three other works, five of the eight being loaned, make up. an incomparable group of Mr. Dewing's cabinet-size paintings of flic modern woman as she has revealed herself to this exceptional painter. The group of nine landscapes by Willard I L. Metcalf contains nothing that is not entirely worthy to uphold the high standard of American 'accomplishment in this field of painting. 'The Young Spring" (")( Is all that its title implies of tender and ethereal promise, in the vernal fresh ness and elusive delicacy of the budding leafage and the glowing suggestion of reviving warmth and beauty. The "May Pastoral" (51) is another exquisite page of nature's volume, touched in with a truly poetic pithiness and felicity. As in Mr. Benson's work, there is a prevailing sense of joyness and even exultant vitality in Mr. Metcalf's outdoor subjects. "Without being in the slightest measure crude or blatant in color, his landscapes are intensely brilliant and luminous. William M. Chas? is represented by nine of his pictures, which are well selected to show his scope ami talent. The portrait of Mrs. Chase (11) and the portrait of Dieudonnee (15), both of which are well illustrated in the catalogue, are favorable specimens of his work in tiiis Held. His picture called "Ring Toss" (13) is tine of his bst descriptions of child life. He also shows one of his muchradmired still-life pieces, a strong bit of virtuosity. . Robert Reid's contributions include several of the best of his highly personal creations w'hich were in the recent ex hibition of his work at the St. Botolph Club, among them "The Butterfly" (Si)). "Pond Lilies" (60), and two or three of the landscapes painted at Medfield. Tiit? originality of the color schemes and the gracefulness of the designs in these can vases are pronounced merits. In the group of ten paintings by J. Alden Weir there is a novel landscape called "The Red Bridge" (So), which is characteristic of his Inventive mind, and has a distinctly piquant pattern. From a low bank the observer is looking up to the vermilion bridge which occupies the very top of the canvas, one end of it disappearing in the right-hand uper corner of the design. Everything that Mr. Weir signs is in some fashion or other decidedly artistic. "The Grey Bodice" (91) and "The Black Hat"' (87) fall into this category, and are remem bered with a sense of pleasure. Mr. Simmons pleases his public by sending two of his early figure com positions, "Darby and Joan" (67) and "Mother and Child" (.68), which remind us that he started in as a painter of humble life, somewhat in the vein of Cottet, and was very successful In that genre. His later works are marines for the most part. Mr. Hassam exhibits his full quota of ten pictures. His mannerisms are most obvious in the nude subjects, which hard "We'll take a sneak before the murder-In' begins," says I. "Maybe you'll read about how many Was killed, in the mornin' papers." "I'll look for it." says he. Say, It was distouragin". We takes the Ij up to 23d and goes across and up the east side of Madison square. "There," says I, pointin' out the Man hattan Club, that's about, as lively as the Subtreasury on a Sunday, "that's Canfield'a place. We'd go in. and see 'em buck the tiger,- only I got a tip that Bingham's goin' to- pull it tonight. That youngster in the straw hat just goin' in is Reggie." "Well, well!" says Bentley. Oh, I sure did show Bentley a lot of sights that evenin', includin' a wild tour through the Tenderloin in a Broadway i'i.r- We winds up at a roof garden, and. just to give Bentljy an extra shiver. asks the waiter if wj wa'n't sittin' some where near the tabl that Harry and Evelyn had the night he was overcome: by emotional Insanity. "You're at the very one. sir." he says. Consid; rin' we was ten blocks away, he was a knowin' waiter. "This identical table; hear that, Bent ley?" says I. "You don't say!" says he. "r-'-t's have a bracer." says I. "Ever drink a soda cocktail, B?r.tlcy?" He said lie hadn't. "Then bring us two. real stiff ones." says 1. You know how they're mad? a dash of bitters, a spoonful of bicarbon ate, and a bottle of club soda, all stirred up In a ta'.l glass, almost as intoxicatin' as buttermilk. "Don't make your head dizzy, does it?" says I. "A little." says B?r.Ney; "but then, I'm not used to mxfd drinks. We take root beer generally,' when we're out on a tear. "You cowboys must be a fierca lot when you're loose," says .I Bentley grinned, kind of reminiscent. "We do raise the Old Harry once in a wliiie," says he. "The last time we went up to Dallas I drank three different kinds of soda water, and we guyed a tamal peddl?r so that a policeman had to spjak to us." Say! what do you think of that? Wouldn't that freeze your blood? Once I got him started. Bentley told me a lot about lif? on the ranch; how they had to milk and curry down -fcuXl steers every night: and about playln' checkers at the Y. M. C. A. brancli eve nin's, and tlirowin' spit balls at each other durin' mornin" prayers. I'd always thought these stage cowboys was all a pip dream, but I never got tiext to the real thing before. It was mighty interestln', the .way he told it. too. They get prizes for bein' po lite to each other durin' work hours, and medals for speakin' gentle to the cows. Bentley said he had four of them medals, but he hadn't worn 'cm East for fear folks would think ne was proud. That gave me a lino on wnero he got his quiet ways from. It was the trainin' he. got on the ranch. He said it was grand, too, when a crowd of the boys came ridin' home from town, sometimes as late as " o'clock at nigbtr to ..ear em singin' "Onward, Christian Soldiers" and tunes like that. "I expect you do have a few real tough citizens out that way. though." says I. ly respond to the ideal of what this clas. of paintings should be, either in con ception or execution. On the other hand, his landscapes are in several cases ex tremely original and charming, as for instance, the "Washington Bridge" (42) in Winter. It is worth recording that of the Ten painters in this group seven were born in Massachusetts. Dewing and Hassam are natives of Boston; Benson was born in Salem: Tarbell in Groton; Simmons in Concord; Reid in Stockbridge, and Metcalf in Invell. DeCamp is a native of Ohio. Chase of Indiana, and Weir of New York state. Philadelphia letter in the Boston Transcript. Date of Birth of . In ist. Tho exact date of the birth of Christ is unknown. Among the early churches there. was no asreement as to the date of the nativity, some celebrating it in April or May, others in January. December -5 can hardly be exact, for it falls in the rainy season of Judoa. when sheoherds would not have been watching their flocks by night in the open. The December date came into general observance natur ally, but gradually. 1 When the heathen races of the North were Christianized they pi in ply substituted for their Yule celebration, in Leeembcr, the observance of the birth of Christ. School Children's Petition. A remarkable petition has just been sent to Washington, to the forest serv ice, from nearly 1400 schoolchildren in Northern California, asking for the es tablishment of a redwood National park. This petition, which is from the chil dren of the schools of Eureka. Humboldt County, Cal.. Is unlike any other which lias ever been sent to a Government de partment to ask for the preservation of forests. The Artificial Hybrid. Town Toph-a. She had bought a little bonnet with a pretty bird upon it And she perched it on her forehead one tine day. When, to her unfeigned surprise, that gay Birdie winked his eyes And proceeded unconcernedly to say: perceive, my dear, that you have been looking at me, too. And no doubt you also think me rather fine. But I really wish to know if I'm Just the way 1 grew, S And if all these wings and tails are really mine. "Now, to my untutored brain It is very, ve"r plain That I'm wearing Bluejay feathers on my right, "While upon my other wing something yel low seems to cling. Which is very Oriole-ish in the light. . "I've an Owl-ish sort of head, but my col lar tuft is red. And there's something strangely Hawk ish in my eyes; Then my tall is wondrous queer at a glance it would appear That 'twas taken from a Bird of Para dise. "I am somewhat grieved to say I'm con structed in a way. That reflects upon my pedigree, at least. And I beg you'll not demur when I add, a nest of fur Makes me feel well, quite a little like j a Deast. ''Now, I've often heard it said we must evolute when dead This may be an Incarnation, so to speak; 'But" and here the Birdie sighed "I'm sorry that I died. For I'd rather be a Sparrow than a Freak!" "Yes," he said, fcpeakin' sad and re gretful, "once In awhile. There was one came up from . Los Vegas .last Spring, a low fellow that they called Santa Fe Bill. He tried to start a penny ante game, but we discouraged him." "Run him off the reservation, eh?" says I. ' "No," says Bentley, "we made him give up his ticKet to our annual Sunday 3 fr WHEN I'D LEFT HIM school pirnic. He was jiovcr tlio same aftor that.' Well, say, I had it on tho card to hlow Bentlpy to a "Welsh rah hit after the show, at some platrci wi.t'tv lie couhl Kt a siiuint at a hunch of our nixht hlooniin Summer girls, but I ciiaiipr-.'d tlio pro gramme. I took him away durin' in termission, in time to dndso the now dancer that Broadway was tryin bard to be shocked by,-and aitor we'd had a plate of ice cream in one of Inem celluloid pap ered all-nights, 1 led client ley hack to the hotel and tipped a hell bop a quarter to tuck him in hod. Somehow, I didn't fell just riht about the way I'd been stringm' Bentley. J hadn't started out to do it, either; but he W i-'S ? V U - - t UtTf Tdi MUj i A4 1 HAS PROHIBITION COME TO STAY A Wen-kinsman Points Out the Social and Political Aspects of a I-lvc Question. BY JOHN A. GOIVDRA INEK. TAKING in ' consideration that the question of prohibition is the fore most topic of discussion by tho press and pulpit, also its tremendous gains in this country, the question naturally arises, Has prohibition come to stay? In analyzing- previous movements and the present one, can we find an an swer? All movements have been of a relig ious and political nature remarkable for their great scope, as also for their failure. In April, 1 SoS, a society of 40 members was formed at Moreau, Saratoga County. New York. Their con stitution stated: No member should drink rum, gin, whisky, wine or distilled spir its, except by advice of a physician or in case of actual disease (also except ing public dinners), under penalty of 2u cents, providing also for no infringe ment of religious rites. This society existed j4 years, and accomplished but very little. The American Temperance Society was formed in Koston in February, 1SLMJ; the New York society in IKy, and a year later hail 10n,t;0 members. Before the Civil AYar numerous so cieties were founded for the purpose of creating sentiment In favor of pro hibition, also providing honrtii-iary fea tures and means for self-ctilturr. The Sons of Temperance, founded in 1 42, grew rapidly in membership and influence. The Independent Order of Good Templars was founded in New York in 1861. It spread over the whole world. Prominent among other movements were: The women's crusade and the organization of the Women's Christian Temperance I'nion in 1S74; the Fathet Mathew Crusade in 1S3S, In Ireland, where in two years 1,,SOO,000 members took pledges ; Bands of Hope, an or ganization for childen, in 1S4 7 ; John B. Gough Mission in 1S."S; the Good Templars, 1S68; Blue Ribbon Army in 1S7S, and numerous other societies. The Methodist church from the days of the Wesleys advocated total absti nence. The Friends and Dunkards were opposed to the use of liquors since the 19th century; also the Baptist, Con gregational and the Presbyterian churches. In the political field, Connecticut was the first to adopt local option. The Na tional Prohibition party was organized in 1S69 in a National convention held in Chicago. On February '22, 1S72, the first National convention was held at Colum bus, O. James Black, of Pennsylvania, and John Russell, of Michigan, were nominated as their candiates for Pres ident aad-Vice-President. Besides declar ing for prohibition they indorsed woman suffrage, and advocated the encourage ment of immigration. Only 5J07 votes were cast for their candidates in the ensuing election. In 1876 the vote cast was 9787, in 1880 9678. In 1884 their plat form declared solely for prohibition, ig noring all other issues. Governor O. St. John was their candidate and received 150,626 votes. In 1892 the party cast 270,710 votes, the largest ever cast. In 1S96 the took things In so easy, and was so willin' to stand for anything, that I couldn't keep from it. And It did seem a shame that he must go back without -any tall yarns to spring. Honest, I was so twist ed up in my mind, thinkln' about Bentley. that 1 couldn't go to sleep, so I sat out on the front steps of the boardin' house for a couple of hours, chewln' it all over. I was just thinkin' of telephonin' to the 1 kjSfvr- HE'D GONE TO BED. hotl chaplain to call on Bentley in the mornin, when mo friend Barney, the rounds, comes alonjr. Say, Shorty," says be, "didn't I see you drif tin' around town earlier in the evenin' with a young' sport in mornin fflory clothes?'' "He was no sport." says I. "That was Bentley. He's a V. M. C. A. lad In dis-' guise." "It's a grand disguise," says Barney. "Your quiet friend in sure liviu up to them clothes." "You're kiddin'," says I. "It would take a live one to do credit to that harness. When I left Ben; ley at half-past ten he was in the elevator on bis way up to bed." party split in two factions, one favoring a single issue ot prolnhition, the ot nor, the lilM-ral party, favoring a broad gauae platform. "Bentley received 14.0K) votes. The regular candidate. J severing, receiving ini,7"i7 votes. In 1!hm" John G. WooIIey defeated D. S. C. Swallow, the candidate for the broad-gauye faction, he receiving 207,368 voter:. Considering the creat scope of the movements, how can we account for their failures? Through their lack of reason ing from cause to effect. liquor they hold to be accountable for all evils and through statistics, they tried to prove the connection between liquor ajid crime. Not every criminal who is at the same lime a drunkard, has been driven to crime by intemperance. Quite often a man powsestsing criminal tendencies is at the same time afflicted with a craving for liquor. Degenerates are Inclined to become botli drunkards and criminals, and even normal, healthy men are driven to intemperanee and crime by social con ditions surrounding them. Intemperance is merely the effect of a previous cause, which lies in our eco nomic and social conditions. The great pioneer in the science of physiology, Juwtus von Laehig, wrote: "The whis key habit is not the cause of poverty, but its result. Total abstainers lay stress on the power of self-education and th ? effect fven!..s of exhortations and rrood examples. The case of Father .Mathew is quitted. It is ' claimed that through his exhort at ions the consump tion of liquor iq Ireland decreased and that during the three years 183S-1842 the number of crimes was reduced from J 2.095 to 77. Tlie cause of this improve ment was an economic one, and not eth ical. Ireland had at that time suffered from a failure of the potato crop and the starving peasants stoic potatoes from their landlords. When the British gov ernment came to the rescue and the ter rible want gradually diminished to also did drunkenness and- crime." But the effect wars not a permanent one, which even the total abstainers must ad mit. New wants called forth new drunk enness and crime. These movements be ing of an ethical nature, and ignoring economic and soeial conditions is the cause of their failure. Will the present prohibition movement benefit society? Remarkable it is, that it should occur at a time when intemper ance is at a decline. The corporations have made the struggle of the small cap italist more severe, tlterefore sobriety is necessary for his existence. The unem ployed, as a result of corporations and labor-saving machinery, have intensified the struRsle for jobs, also the fraternal and sick benefit orders, together with higher standard of living and leisure time as a result of organized labor, have de creased intemperance among the working class. As the labor movement is becom ing more solidified, the class struggle will bring sobriety, as it is most necessary as a cohesive torce. Intemperance among the working class prevails where there is no organization and a low standard of living While the organization the active force of this movement is called the Anti-Saloon League, its object is to bring about' prohibition. The support it receives comes from the landlord in tho residence dis trict, whose property o;reciat'js through the saloon. As the saloon is driven into the business district, competition with the business man for location gives the move ment his support. As to the general pub "I don't want to meet any that's more alive than your Bentley," says be. "Tlvro must have been a hole in the roof. Any way, be shows up on my ln?at about 11, picks out a swell cafe, butts into a party of soubrettes, flashes a thousand dollar bill, and begins to buy wine fur everyone in sight. Inside of half an hour be v.w one of his new-made lady friends doin a high klcktn act on the table, and when the manager interferes Bentley licks two waiters, to a standstill and does up tho house detective with a chair. Why, I has to get two of my men to help me gather him in. You can find him restin' around to the station-house now." "Barney," says I, "you must be gettin color blind. That cant be Bentley." "You go around and take a look at him." says he. Well, just to satisfy Barney. I did. And say, it was Bentley, all riht! He was some mussed, but calm and contented. "Bentley," says I. reprovin like, you're a bird, you are! How did it bait pen? Did some one drug you?" "Guess that ice cream must have gone to my head." says be, grinnm. "Come off!" says I. "I've bad a report on you, and from what you've got aboard you ought to be as full as a goat." "He wa'n't . though. He was as sob.'p as .me, and thai after absorbin' a quart or so of French foam. "If I can fix it so's to get you out on ball," says T, "will you quit this red paint business and be good?" "G wan!" says he. "I'd rather stay hero than go around with you any more. You put me asleep, you do, and I can get all the sleep I want without a guldd. Chas.) yourself!" I was some sore on Bentley by that time; but I went to court the next morn in. when he paid his line and was turned adrift. I starts in with some good ad vice, but Bentley shut me off quick. "Cut It out!" says be. "New York may seem like a hot place to Kubes like you; biit you can take it from me that, for a pure joy producer, Palopinto has got it burned to a blister. Why, there's mor.t doing on some of our back streets than you can siiow up on the whole length of Broadway. No more for mo! I'm goin' hack where I can spend my mon-y and have my fun without bein' stopprd uiid askd to settlo before I've hardly got started. He was dead in earnest, too. He'd gt on a train headed West before I romrs out of my dream. Then I b' gins to see a light. It was a good deal of a shock to me when it did come, but I has to own up that Bentley was a ringer. All that talk about mornin prayers and Sun day school picnics was just dope, and while I was so busy deal in out josh to him, he was handin me the lemon. My mouth was still puckered and mv teeth on edge, when Mr. Gordon gets m on the phone and wants to know bow ahout Bentley. "He's come and gone," says T. "So soon?" says be. "I hope New York wasn't too much for him. "Xot at all," says I,; "he was too much for New York. But while you was givin' him instructions, why didn't you tell him to make a noise like a hornet - It might have saved me from bein .slung." Texas, eh? Well, say, next time I sees a map of that state I'm goin to hunt up Palopinto and draw a ring around it with purple ink. lic, while they notice all crime ami graft on the increase and must blame svme one. so t hey blame tho saloon. There is no douHt that there is an evil comic, led wilh the majority of saloons and that thoy corrupt the body politic. That is the fault of the public and not the saloon. In tho municipality is tii-j greatest democracy, therefore jf tin-re is political corruption it is with the. consent of the people, as they elect the officers who make and enforce the la w s. Fur thermore the public vote a district diy to do away with a saloon, not rHlizini; t hat they by so doing indor.se proi; ihi -Hon. Then they drink at home or in a wet district. If the public, cannot elect honest officials who will ni;nl;itc .-a-loons, how can they el-ct ofi'nials w'to will enforce prohibition? And if Ccy are so inconsistent as to vote for prohi bition, indorse it at the ballot box and then not practice it, bow can effective prohibition be expected? If the evils of the saloon come from the competitive struggle for business, why not a hoi is h com petit ion a ml su imi i tute another mode of lii.t ribut ion ? If t he men in t he liq nor busi in r-s were a- -tive church me inhere;, would tiny b per secuted as they now arc by the minis ters? The factories win -re poor. Inno cent children are sacrificed for jdd are owned by church members. The fac tories and department extorts where wo men are worked such long hours and low wages that they seek consolation in the whisky bottle and prostitution, are owmd by church members. A 11 t lie idle r'''-. the parasites who live a life of luxury and ease without, doing any work, and tlterefore the working class must work tin much longer and t;Lke le:v to support them, are all prominent church member. and philanthropists. These are the vv'u that are greater than that of liquor and are the cause of intemperance and crime. If these are eliminated, the liquor question will settle itself. While w of the working class, are striving to elim inate ail of these evils at the ballot box we mut remember to instill in tlio minds of all workers th necessity of sobriety, and that intemperance is an evil that should never be tolerated. As this move ment is lacking in the moral idea whi 'h springs from social impulse, and U thor oughly inconsistent, therefore it will cot be of any benefit to society. - The Helplos ISacJicIor. Tendon Sketch. The married man lives scint i ficaHy ; lie never pays a bill twice or thrice over because he has lost his receipt. The bachelor lives unscientifically. He is robbed, right and left; lie is the prey of every footpad that lurks behind coun ters. Th Fishermen fc Tales Baltimore A m erf can. It was a p roup of fishermen CAM amateurs w e re th r y . A-telliin; each of wondrous carrh In river and in bay. And a.s the stories passed around They mor amazing grow. And every N Her of a tale Swore roundly It was true. A pale shade listened tn their tales, OT them. un?e"n. unwoi ; He murmured : "Since I jeft the earth Lies h:i ve improved a ht. My record this teals. 1 iiini:i, Mesniie my natural hbis." Which was a tribute, fcr the MiuJe Was that of Ananias.