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PA.5 IlOAt (DftE
Our Motto
BE A PA I
Home Helps
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Perfect Fas
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InsJatea comferttMe. roomy
k3uI for th tcf You can then
pui t tm ost t tlms and mil to
yourself till tha atorm btrw ovr
lo layir.f frprt. lrt tlct
tmt'l coftuck aad lire heavy
has: tsar.
A tTtiktrtf and appropriate way to
pa?r the guests' room Is wlti rail
road timetables surmounted ty a plo
torn! frtexe storing th Exodus and
other historical leare-fakfcss. If
more color is wanted, the departing
rftre of the trains can be ceaiiy pick
ed out In red
A simple say to keep rooths out
of the whiter clothes is to park them
away ta weak brine
Mvich litre can be saved by wasb
teg the baby with the dishes.
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APRIL 5. 1908
TFtR
8TMPLE LITE '
for
sTTYLrSH M.AS.-S
For the bftt tug 1 rna earh tvtrt tht
art ranTnfc snit br ftntti with
as rx.-arnoa itktl ar a wltit
aromni tht rC'h4
Last week I found a ben s nest 10
the barn which had Just been vacated
By borrowing a few tall feathers from
a rooster I met. 1 made a fetching
hat. which I shall give to my wife
for Easter TIVB ri8R
For 5 A cents a blacksmtttf riveted
a ring to the kitchen range. For an
other 60 cents I bought pretty
chain and padlock - Tti Is outlay of
tl baa saved ne ItO a month In
cook's wages, for tt Is simply neces
sary for roe to chain my wife to the
stove in the morning before I leave
the house. John J. Cobastor.
SOCIAL HIT8
hy"
Ooont Boat De Castor
Oil.
Dear Sir: My wife is' great on so
ciety, but our house has only three
rooms What Is the best way to ac
commodate a large swell party?
Jefferson de Peyater.'
Invite some of the guests to come
at 8 p. m and the rest to come at 9
When the second relay arrives, coax
the first lot out of the back door,
which you can then Immediately lock
Stand ready with club for such
guests as may try to climb In again
through the window.
Earnest Black " eyes are " worn
more In memory of the giver than as
mere ore a men la. Red necktie har
monise well with them.
Would-be Pa Always give your
fiancee strong, durable gifts, so that.
If returned, you can use them on the
next 00
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PA'S
GARDEN
Conducted by
DAISY BEAN.
To fl-ve the kitchen garden a cosy,
home-like touch.' scallop the fertilizer
simply along the edges and tie large
bows of pink or blue ribbon at the
corners.
A" very tasty effect w around the
roses can be obtained by planting a
border of onions.
If the water refuses to come out of
the garden hose after it baa been
turned on. apply an eye to the nozxle
and look in sharply. You will prob
ably aee It come all at once.
A simple, practical way'to prune off
the fingers In the spring la with a
sharp sickle..
Young lawn mowers will often pine
away In captivity unless they are per
mitted occasionally to . vary their
grass diet with a few of your wife's
geraniums and border planta.
To prevent Insects from feeding on
Illy blossoms later tn the season, plant
the bulba upside down now.
For an early crop to keep the
weeds down, raise a sob.
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titon hA i JloW t'h Ih hrtiowA
.;'ft'. 'OtMt 1ift ftM Wtfllwl Vll MV,
tO wf h htittA fMl'IW At 'rt A ( hV
OAtt MHtl OH IfrdV, V.O J HOMht IttOV
a M -f n Alrtotoft to tlv
Utv-W A. t H ft o f hom l U
luirHfiit ot im, on thftt
tttii o'1'' ' .. I h hrfi
o-tt to f ft ift "
t'.ut ri amy Ahow ti fi
fV w a oh ai o (" tn nLA oh aii
Atni t'moktinv nit .Vln' ' Hor U
AfOIM1. A.l thrt Ihlltft i ' A-A
ArtA a nioo thO fnt IV ! t v, ihitoKh'
ojil. aovio Uto o oAt'r hft.h-
A.4 hohnxiH ttHi tif hoftrxtiA lt had
A'v1 I'I ,l'AtOA
It VftA ?AIl0, t'llOlfch, (h-A U4t1 (lift TOO
(r of !o HtAiift. ftti.l h fttAytfovoil If
vtKV t htOM li (o mrtHo ht hhtrtf
n-.vs. fhA tol out vor Out ihAt h
(MouMl I hAVA 1i't't ftMl hoft
-i Alt o 'bMp At hr nthP'ft hoi.1
to hooo, to th AA1 hUaM ot th froftort
fAO vt lm mUr oa to tAi
' Itm syhftt A in T rxorolr 10 to'v nv
1 got no K1 1 v t Ji-aoi ftih on
ti'V hA'-tt Kok ThiT'it a vliolA htnfttt of
tho I iw iv ror" ol1nr. Ahi I'm
xlUtia to thro at m IIp honfiro
lihorAt tA thA ntntt or A. oolv I ArAUt
ft o!oa AVovnul thA rhii Thrro'n no
fun tn h' vinft ft ton Immt, I thrisi? t Va
t' tft to ont " I At 11 ft ron
A ilh nr. ah a v
"Mv 1or ft if. " aav Mi', TftromMoi
iVftno. "thArA'ft hOthlMtf ivm with Von
At Alt You fA !mi: :v OrtlolOUA (
0. tVit,1lA '
,n, rHhtro hil (finnAit. ly.
ur hvt'n Iw 1 ' Vrof or M H a hn
ft nil t Ao li'liftniffln vinwii on (lf
OOMliia Hh(AotftM tVMttott' A hA.
' Ivvi'i itiinit oa. m' ilnAt "
IVrhAi. thnt' what wor ftAAatn'
Nut. ir why (a a tu Yon At mAroh
mo, 1 WAA thftt TA-Hr.t With Srtitln ft
Widespread Slang in Paris
,nltr ltlt In PI:irAtir' KrrAon ft Nv York.
PMUSIW, ftr AlmoAt n imirh
ftiYAn to tho m a of Alnnr a a
Amr.'h'Anft. Horn of thoti Ax(rpft
Alon ftnrvtvo only for ft mtorlo rarror
of yr or lvtv OooftfttonnMy mioh n
xprr.lon trftvftlft lo IM country tn
timA to Aorurft ft new Iaaa nf lit ovor
hero,
Thftt WA thA fftAf with thA uft of
"lohAtor" ft term f oonrnrl. Hark
In 1S.. to l i-ftMi vl im hon..r1 It Tftrln
AA tho Itmtt of onntuirtAty. Jitor thft
ha a of tho a oril was Importf-I to tht
oountry n1 ahout tho whip tlm If do
i'Hnil In I'ar.A,
fus not nil thAlr Al.-tnft I trttiAtit.
Mttoh of It Is In nfto from yrAr to yr.
nl th Irftxrlor who t fumillftr with It
in pui-a to flnil It ft nittfMy lmntly
won pon AAMttotlmoii. It t iroon nw
thnt ProfeAor thArtA MrrhAm1 h
c-ompllAii list Int'luiilngr Ahottt !0rt of
theso wonis ft ptt Arntonro which Ar
in 00m moo nsr In Purl.
Many of thr-m ftrr aood Anottfth tf
bo ftilmlttAil to thl country without
duty. Others have a Ainnul.ir family
roftomhlnnoft to Amrloan almiK ox
prrsAlcn. For Intttftno, In ftpoftklnff of fool
thy y hA ha . room to lot," which
corropoiui with our "upper utory to
lot." imt thov nlrt y of htm that
"hA hn ft cpUlor on hts rAlltna' And
that '"hA o9'a thA map" and that "ho ta
a tamped.' mean In jt; h ta At am pod for
the asylum. On of th moat vivid of
thi30 phraa Is "ha ha a movctl out."
Tf thoy want to axprAss an fthAntut
refusal. s wo do when ho ay, "It will
bo cold day when I do" they any It
will be hot, or thftt tt will be "the work
with tho four Thursday a," or "on tho
thlrjty-stxtn dny ff the month." More
briefly, they respond with ft slmpla "On
Sunday!" or "Of toner I" Or they ex
plode with "Modlarft!" or "Turnip! In
timatiuc that you won't get anythinjr
lse.
Fmt lalans hoxe always a grrlm humor
fop the dead. Out of a aeore of oheer
ftil forms of .announcing a man's de
parture from th'-s life the following
are especially picturesque: He has
swallowed his fork; his teeth do not
hurt him any more; he eats salad by
the root; he has unscrewed his billiard
table; ne has grrrased his boots; he has
dismissed hla baker; he has lost his
tasto for bread: he has put his cab In
the barn: he has lost hold of the banis
ter; he ha changed his fun to the left
shoulder.
They have some apt expressions of
course for the use of those who look
upon the wine when it is red and tho
absinthe when It is preen. Taking an
absinthe is described as strangling a
parrot. They speak of crooking- the
elbow ana wetting the whistle. Thoy
also ask a man to have a drink by
saying: "Will yon change your breath?"
A man who Is Inclined to be bibulous is
said to have "a hole under his nose."
A lazy rtian Is said to have perpen
dicular ribs, as that arrangrement of his
anatomy would account for his seem
ing: Inability to bend over to work. An
other expression to describe a loafer is
"Nobody ever saw him perspire." They
say ot a conceited fellow: "Oh, the
King isnt tits cousin.
A man out of work "is on the pave
ment; to be in the height of fashion
is to be "from the last boat"; when a
woman receives with a lot of ceremony
she does it with "grand tralala." A man
with plenty of nerve Is said to have "du
culot." that being a larcre base, as of
a lamp, giving; a sol id foundation. A
brave man Is said to have dog, which is
similar to the slang phrase current
here some years ago "to put on dog:."
To b? kept after school or after hours
is to b g-lued or stuck. A high offi
cial Is a big vegetable. A bald head Is
"a calllou," a round, smooth stone.
Other slang expressions for the head
are the lemon, the pear, the caisson and
the gourd. There are many terms re
ferring to money, but the most Impres
sive Is simply "that." They say of a
rich man "II a de cu " or "He has some
of that"
They also describe a rich man as hav
ing hay In his boots and bread on his
shelf. They say that he has made his
butter, and that he has "monacos," the
reference, of course, being to Monte
Carlo. A monaco is slang for a franc
piece.
A bankrupt is said to be "a fond de
cale," which Professor Marchand gives
as "in th steerage,' but which really
means a muc h lower depth than that
Tha lisl of expressions applying- to
bankrupts and the hard-luck brigade j
is a long one. These unfortunate in-
dividual are described as without a I
radian, in the aoup. in Um puree. Ja Ul
Horvft imi1av ihftt t f U.y ftsy.
M- a' t'K
tint A hOJ M ' OV.M1, AOt I 1 t
hl'OOftht to hV A tt01 ft thA hlli )UA
A Altv'i h1Vi1 h I '0"'lu t hft00 tn
A tip t hut1 a)ii M toftdo ft hull p kMn 01- ntt
t a f A A AltrtM
t'P thtot I U hottOAt n AAlU out,
A Htt thAt Art tA Attiit) H la . s otM-t
aIh'M h11' iAttA hA h'.'tut flft m t.t
O thA AVviiit th.t ftftHin ftlA ma
ftMHo Olp'tft ( Aft'1V ttlo tout A-HI
ft hHt hoftil, At ft Ifthl" nAil tho 1.uf
A hpl- thA AftttOA lUftftlAtl AMit v' l
fiAthr ftVA-v thoA thoy nfl. itoi
evi- wrA ftli4 o'ia a ft-
it ftii1 hV 4hrt At .rtt of Ihft fOM.-AA
ftt-onntt ht' MontHi I pft fth woft l h
to i f ao It ft Amitti
'Nloft thiol t h wltrtA tA
ooHootft ihiihiAioft An. I fvl thA itV-vi y
1-0A "
I1'! ' woout vott h.t tr It t ft
I It T h't or Ja ill Jo hut
OA hr MH thA ftlAvt hftO'l A O'l "O0 ft A t v .
HHn a p,Mitrr piftwio on a oot n !', a hi 1 1 ' t
h.'lMft tl'Kit-tt t" aoo hot ftftfNn lh, hy
m i1i4 ( a oUntt V!
hat n ) ntftt-Wrr ihonMh (. tii
trAj-. I Saitoh o.li H.' (.-aha Aff1
A A .I ft'l lttt OAl i.I At!! f'O' hrf
hu I r-t V a A tt'" A A lOlv fm' . Of ft
1 I'h.tn A ,mi, pih.iH V. I Vt hrttl t ho ft- to
or 01 v MTo " Notlttft1 ntt t Nh hlAt
Aluvt)H-t1 Int. Iiof ootnnt nntt Aft'ltcltiMl .t
Ihrt h.o hooft IA A A" I tt'ftt hAAt hrpt
ftflft Aohool
louh'v v.Mir-l(, HttiA" aa I, "iMt
rAnmnth.ir l h -tt thlA I ft hnnontt not ft
ftlt aim m o Hint1 '
Thftt oMn t fntoh hov; .ao nftrf ftWhtlft (
tflAA hoi' AftAM 'Whnt ftottt Wr.inft'
AAV A I A A ftlto A t IngitV Vntl, Of Wrtft
It tho I Aot-A toy frtOA tthftt tluAAfntt
tho aIA "
' It 'a nil rift lit. hhnrt v a-v nho h.
t WAt a-aa'a " Ao.t nit hin?t A Wfonft.
tiothtntf At ftll Mi WhAt A llAf-NnfhrA
nnVAil tttA In alnv a a rut A llh h-r l
tholt1 N'.-A'OOtt '!mv, rtinl oM Mrt. 1'fttil
mv vit ttirn fttAtn tu-f.tr muvnttiif
Ihfhlttnft of too. t1 t A Aim Ann tdn
hioho At trtAl Ihit It All on tun ao irmrh
hi ft tump tAt T IoaI ht.1 to lorn on th
ftpt-ft or Yoti ftn.'W ho A? I f-'rl, ilm t
you Hhot't V "
"flU'T," AAft I. "t'lAl A WaII A A If Vi'H'1
otit nu- ft t'h'tlirft pVttl hf 111 'fton ot
hnftritr! htr"
tni aa . I turn Ail th trh-w. ilhtn'f 1 1
I tlhln t hni'W whnt aa ooittln out tf
thA of rout aa ; ftttit nti vhA t wa a
ftoniA hUiM At UifoAln' thrrft bIaaa to ft
Atr, hut I hot-a thry Inv .
N'o, I 11 In 'I Xoln' hMi thrt luAtn' I In a
n a r- tftt thin it, hut t :uaa if nv
ItntAtnttt' It thA hUAlttA I A A foAA tlAth-i1
tn hint, I otiftht tt tA thA ftnt Nut
ntolftABrA, on the aIvaa. tlvtn on free It
fttr. of thft ftrnt of MWoty nml Com
pany. The e-"treiTto of AAtuntnhmAnt Ift Indi
cated hf Aftvln "t turn blurt a t thAt'"
Maiiv of thrttr eommou e tcloniA I linft
a Arm ijunet to us; aa. for ert tuple,
"Houtlitur V whlrh, while blng; thA Aim -pi
A word "ship," inn v h t rnnnln t
"Whnt a shtip'" or "Whnt ft loviiC
Another I 'thud hundred,"
Then thrro are ThonAttnd bnih!
Thousand thunder! Nrtinn of A nnmi-t
NAtttv of ft do' Nemo of a pipe! lint
perh fp the most utterly bvonsn nn t
AAV of rellAVlntf tt no' ft f-'i'llugA
Aph'dtn ft- wtt h "Hn a pnplAi'!" w h t h
b'dnif interpreted l tnci ely "Pit per
bBir:
I. title buyft rA addroAAod by Ainh p,,l'
nnmnt ma "my big rabbit, ' or "my lilt!
rabbit." or "my ritrronn ." while Uttl
alrls r.re oalMd "my angel," "my love'
or "mv beftutv."
To get bald is to lose on'n fftthers,
"AO th-pl inner" t he oppnAlt a r a i'fR Inn,
"se rniplumer." mennn to git fut iift-r
in lllnes1' Ti he gull hit In ed Is to be
"short Aitrd." Tt ts Mnre or Iaaa rl-n r
why to t At tie or to repnt t g-nsnlp In
"ti en n on nor.'
A dry fronds clrrk Is " on I loo." n
old nodes' ts "nn old f.n.t,her." A fnd'-d
hofttttv Is "an old picture." The pawn
broker Is not' ones uncle, hut on ft
mint. "Monkey" Is the nn me tho sol
diers Rive th'-ir canned ntr.it.
A i itb tnkrn by the httir ts "a gnawing-
worm." heisusA It kcApn entlng up
one's money. A drink of n bsin t tie Is
Aim ply "a gron' or "n pnrrtd ." Tho
poitnut gillery Is the chiokrn r"ost.
A swnllot-tnll ciat Is a codfish lnit.'
fttillrts are prunes. An office boy Is
"a gutter .lumper.' Twenty-five franr
Is "nn e-cr sur le plat" that Is.
shirred. The Axplnnntlon Is th:tt a
silver S franc piece with a gold 3 .frnit. s
on it would be like the white and tho
yolk of the egg.
The slang expression for nnr's wlfo
Is "ma leg It line," a phrase wh leh Is
rich In suggestion. The nickname for a
comedian Is delirious. It Is "a hnvo
you seen me?" Tty the w;iy. If ono
wants to any a thing Is delicious one
says: "It's butter."
A nepro Is "a chocolate" or "a badly
washed." For the cheering of those
who ride In Paris it may be stated thnf
the nickname for n c.tb driver Is "un
collignon"; CoMigrmn having been the
name of a cibhy who murdered his piiM
senger for the Intter's money. Tho bill
Is "la don loureuse."
A ruffian Is nn nnache; a gorpeotts
dinner is a hnlthaanr; a too full cup of
coffee is a footbath; a boarding school
is a box : old shoes are "d boilfaux"
or writer drinkers, becauso when the
streets are wet they drink the water.
THE DEATHROLL IN
THE ALPS
OFFK'FAL. statistics for last year's ac
cident In the Alpfl are now about
complete, and they show that 75 persona
lost their livs in t ho French, Swiss,
Italian and Austrian mountains. The
Germans take the lrtd In ths mortality
record. th English come second and
Italians third. Tho greatest cause of
mishap, fata! and otherwise, wan. as
usual, the insane practice of undertakinar
dangerous ascents without a guide. The
dadlift regions are the Bnrnfse Obre
land. the Prisons, the Fennige Chain and
Montr. Hlanc and Rosa.
Fourteen persons werA killed picking
wild flowers in risky place. Several of
these were women, and not young women
either In six case.
The number of serious injuries recorded
which did not resulT in death is 3.V-: prob
ably the number of all who were hurt In
gning through the mountains ram near
to H0. hut no figures are kept unlrss
hones are broken or the victim is con
fined to bed for one or more days.
A proposal which has been discussed in
formed years is now being agitated again
for uniform legislation by the Govern
ments in whose territories the Alps are
distributed to reduce the number of mis
haps. The idea is to make it an offence,
punishable by fine and imprisonment, to
undertake any trip classified as danger
ous without the aid of licensed guides.
Each locality would be required to pre
pare a list of the dangerous peaks and
passe and keep tourists posted regard
ing them. The mountain lie partly in
France, Switzerland, Italy and Austria,
and at present there le no law at all to
prevent the rawest schoolboy from taking
risks that the hardiest mountaineers
shrink from, as witness the case of a
young German student who not long ago)
attempted to ascend the Jungfrau by him
self and was swept away by ao avalanche.