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THE SUNDAY OREGONIAtf, , PORTLAND, DECEMBER 13, 1903. i iiiuokimi Foster Warmly Opposes Cuban Measure. SUGAR MEN Will SUFFER He Fears the Beet Industry Hay Be Destroyed, SECTIONALISM WILL CROP, UP Depew, Takes the Floor, Warmly Re futes This Statement, and Shows , Benefits to Be Derived From Reciprocity. "WASHINGTON, Dec. 12. The Senate spent more than five hours today dis cussing the Cuban reciprocity "bill. Foster (La.) led the discussion, and occupied the greater part of the day with an argument in opposition to the measure He de clared its passage would greatly injure, if it did not destroy, the sugar-growing in dustry of the United States. Depew on the Republican side, and Clay, on the Democratic side, supported -the bill as a measure in the interest of both countries. Clay said he accepted it as a provision for the reduction of duties on the part of both countries. Immediately after the conclusion of the routine morning business the Senate re sumed the discussion of the bill, with Poster (La.) as the speaker. He opposed the bill on the ground that its enactment into law would prove injurious to sugar producing and other important interests of the United States. Paid to Work Up Sentiment. Aftef speaking of the sentiment that had been created in behalf of Cuba when the appeal was first made for relief of the republic, and referring to the committee hearings in the House, the Senator spoke of the appearance of Mr. Thurber, of New York, before the ways and means committee, and declared it was subse quently developed thatj he was in the pay of the military Governor of Cuba. The Senator added as his belief that the mon ey of the Cubans was used, for the wrong ful purpose of misstating the facts. In this same connection he spoke of Mr. Thurber as having in his pockets money of Mr. Havemeyer for the purpose of reaching "the bet thought," to use Mr. Thurber's words. Foster declared that there was no moral objection on the part of this Government to enter into the proposed arrangement with Cuba. He said we were standing at tho "open door" of the Far East, saying we could compete with England and other foreign countries if given equality of rights, while we were entering into a con trary agreement in our hemisphere. Speaking of the clause from the stand point of business, he contended that with out the proposed reciprocal arrangement the manufacturers of the United States could get the Cuban trade if they would work for it. This they should be willing to do, Instead of making the sacrifice of other American agricultural Interests. He predicted that the preferential provisions will bring on a tariff war with the foreign countries, because anything coming in from foreign countries will be discrimi nated against. He said we forced Cuba to discriminate, and declared that the treaty with Cuba violated treaties with foreign co an tries. In this connection Senator Foster said the beet is the natural enemy of the refining trust, and that the effect of the Cuban bill would be to injure this grow ing enemy to the trust. "Cuba is competent, within the life of the treaty," said Foster, "to make all the sugar this country needs. It can make sugar cheaper, and with the re duction which Is made In this treaty it means the slow1 but sure death of the "beet sugar industry and the certain death of the cane Industry of my state. All development In this country will be checked. We will never be able to get capital to Invest in beet sugar plants in the West, In face of the showing that can be made in Cuba." Mr. Foster closed his speech with the declaration that the passage of this bill would mean a denial to the sugar states of tho sisterly consideration due from other states, and predicted an outbreak of sectionalism not unlike that which prevailed in the south in Civil War times. Depew Meets Sectionalism Charge. Depew, in response to this peroration, declared Foster's remarks had no rightful place In the debate on the bill before the Senate. He said this bill shows no sec tionalism nor revival of the old feeling between the South and the North, and he declared that while Louisiana is inter ested, it is not more so than New Mexico, Arizona, Michigan, New York and a num ber of other states. This, he said, should end discussion of the character indulged in by the Senator from Louisiana. Depew enumerated the revolutions in Cuba, and said that in every one of the the United States had had a hdnd. The rebellions were fomented here and the money raised which kept them alive. He said that Spain had been driven out, and the brigands had turned into farmers and the guerrillas into workmen, and the country was reported to be In a condition of independence, we invited them in . a constitutional convention and form a republic. "And now," said the speaker, "the Senators who have spoken on the other side have said that whatever we have owed to Cuba we paid when we made the island a self-suBtainlng nation, and if any thing is owing it is the gratitude Cuba should feel for the assistance given by the United States." Opposes Annexation at Present. The Senator did not favor, under pres ent conditions, annexing Cuba as a 'sov ereign state. He also said the depen dencies should be thoroughly American ized before coming In as sovereign states. Teller then declared that Cuba was not a dependency. He said the fact that a treaty with Cuba is now pending is proof that it is absolutely independent. It is time that the people of Cuba should know that we are not trying to control their , conduct except Jn their interest. "There Is no half-way sovereignty," he said. Newlands, replying to Depew, said the planters of Cuba and the Americans going there would gain control of the island; that Cuba, without restricting im migration laws, would be" a refuge for the refuse labor of the world not slaves but serfs, he declared, laboring for the great syndicates which will control them. The only way to Americanize the Island, New elands said, is to take It into the Union as speedily as possible. Clay favored the measure. He contended that the sole .Issue involved Is the re duction of the tariff between the govern ments of Cuba ;&nd the United States. He said statistics showed the exports from the United States to .the Island should havo been greater -and" proved the treaty should be put In operation ior the benefits it will bring to this country. In that con nection, Clay said 'the treaty is purely reciprocal; that -webave benefits to de rive' an4 benefits tbgive under the legis lation proposed; , He 'said hi expected to see the time when Cubs. wouM be the best market of this country. The passage of the bill would not ruin the fiuftar In dustry. " The Senate went into executive session at 2:10, and adjourned five minutes later. DECIDEON POLICYTOWARDCUBA- The Democrats Will tfbt Offer Any Amendments to the Bill. WASHINGTON, Dec J32. The Demo cratic Senators, irf caucus today, practi cally reached the concluslpn not to offer any amendments to the Cuban reciprocity bill, when it is voted on in the Senate next Wednesday. The caucus was called at the instance of the Democratic steering committee, which presented a recommen dation against amendments on the ground that if offered they, and not the bill Itself, would be made the hasls of discussion. The caucus was an- animated one, -and was sharply divided on the point at issue, some of the Senators contending that nu merous amendments should be presented, and others holding out against any effort whatever to change the character of. the bill and standing for a straight party vote against it. The caucus continued until after the beginning' of the regular dally session of the Senate and in the end the committee "Won its point. The general trend of the discussion was favorable to the view that the steering committee should be sustained, and even the Senators favoring amendments agreed, after the close of the conference; that the anti-amendment policy 'had been practi cally decided on when the Berry amend ment was, voted down. They did not ask for a vote ori the general proposition hut decided to Accept the result on the one amendment as fijial. They were all the more willing to do this because of the general recognition of the futility of all efforts to secure a modification of the bill Jn the Senate. The caucus adjourned to meet next Mon day for the purpose of discussing the gen eral policy to be pursued by the Demo crats during the present session with ref erence to Hie situation in Panama and the Postoffice Department records only. Means Increase In Cuban Demand. HAVANA, Dec 12. The merchants of Havana universally assert that the pas sage of the reciprocity treaty between tho United States and Cuba on Wednesday next will result Immediately in an extra ordinary Cuban demand for American goods. CHICAGO GETS IT. (Continued from First Page.) tho last convention, but meant business this time. It would be 16 years since Chicago had had a Republican conven tion, and it was about time for the Re. publicans to Teturn to the city which was naturally located for holding a conven tion. George R. Peck advocated Chicago as being geographically well situated for the convention. R. C. Kerens, a member of the commit tee from Missouri, announced that St. Louis was desirous of getting the con vention. He introduced ex-Mayor C. B. Walbridge, who said St. Louis had been giving the Republican party a majority so long that it had the "habit." Mr. Walbridge reviewed the record of the Re publican party in Missouri, saying that the state had more Republican voters than, any other state west of the Missis sippi River. In 20 y'cars the vote of the party had increased 10G per cent. These facts, he declared, deserved consideration. Ex - Representative Nathan Frank, chairman of the St. Louis Convention Committee, said St. Louis had demon strated in the past how it could provide fpr the convention guests, and was pre pared to continue the record. Walter B. Stevens, secretary of the Louisiana Purchase Exposition, made an address devoted almost wholly to tho coming exposition. He said all the states and territories and islands of the United States, as well as the foreign na tions and colonies, would bo represented at the fair. He urged the location of the convention in St. Louis from a polit ical standpoint. Senator Penrose spoke in behalf of Pittsburg. "They are here with the en trance fee," he declared, "and they make no disguise about it. It is $100,000. and if that is not enough they are willing to make it JaW.wo. Mr. New, of Indiana, then presented resolutions of regret upon the death of members of the committee, which were adopted. Upon motion of Senator Pen rose a resolution was adopted which ex, pressed the sense of, the committee in favor of a flttjng celebration of the fif tieth anniversary of the birth of the Re publican party, to be held at Norrlstown, Pa. Senator Scott, of 'West Virginia, moved an executive session of the committee to ballot on the time and place to hold tho convention, and the doors were closed while this business was considered. The protest against John G. Capers as a member of the committee from South Carolina was laid on the table. At 1:40 P. M. the committee adjourned, to meet in Chicago at the call of the chairman. PORTO RICOTO SEND DELEGATES National Committee So Advises, but Can't Take Official Action. WASHINGTON, Dec. 12. The subcom mittee of "the Republican National Com mittee appointed to consider the question of representation In the National Conven tion from Porto Rico held a session this afternoon, and instructed the representa tives from Porto Rico In the manner of holding a convention in that Island for the purpose of selecting delegates to the National Convention. ' The Porto Rlcans were informed that the National Committee has no Jurisdic tion over membership in the National Convention. They were advised to send two delegates and two alternatives to the convention. The question of represen tation from the Philippines was not con sidered. ROOSEVELT WILL NOTAIDYATES President Declares' He Will Take No Hand in Illinois Politics. WASHINGTON, ' Dec. 12. President Roosevelt declared to a party of Illinois officials and politicians who called on him today that he would take no part, directly or Indirectly, in the political contest now being -waged in the state. The members of the tfarty are supporters of Governor Yates, and hope he may be renominated and re-elected. The President, In addi tion to defining his own position, does not expect that the Federal officeholders in the state will participate actively in the contest, as his position In respect to such activity is pretty well understood. Asks Damages Against Naval Officer. WASHINGTON, Dec 12. In the Su preme Court at the District of Columbia today, Morgan Josephs, an ex-fireman in the United States Navy, filed a suit against Commander Joseph Edgar Craig, U. S. N., in which he asks damages in the sum of $25,000 for what he describes as the "cruel, unwarranted and malicious treatment" he -received at the hands of Commander Craig, who Is now at the Nor folk navy-yard. Comment Friendly to Roosevelt. ST. PETERSBURG. Dec 12. The com ment here thus far on President Roose velt's message to Congress has been con fined to the semi-official St. Petersburg Journal. The tone Is friendly. The paper notes particularly that the Presi dent's commendation "of the principle of arbitration goes hand in hand with his I recommendation for an increase in the NewYorkDentalParlors Feartfi and Merrlsn Sts Portland, Oregoa. Teeth extracted and filled absolutely without pain by our late scientific meth ods. No sleep-producing agents or cocaine. 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Commander Underwood, Commandant of the naval station at Tutulla, Samoa, has trans mitted a petition addressed to the Presi dent by Tuimanu, District Governor of Manua, extending thanks for everything done by the United States Government for the people of Samoa. "In past years," says the native Govern or, "Samoa dwelt in the darkness and bloodshed arose; but now the sun comes forth, all people dwell in friendship and observe the beneficence of the Govern ment of the United States In the laws and all orders which have created peace and blessings among all men." Maneuvers for Squadrons. WASHINGTON, Dec 12. After the close of the Winter maneuvers in the Carib bean Sea, the European squadron will be assigned to the South Atlantic station, the South Atlantic squadron to the Carib bean station, and the Caribbean squadron to the European station, thus giving the officers and men a change of scene and of duties. To Man Colliers With Enlisted Men. WASHINGTON, Dec 12. The Secretary of the Navy his approved a project for manning the naval colliers with naval officers and enlisted men. These colliers are now officered and manned by civilians. DE. C0E GUEST OF B00SEVELT Portland Man Among Republican Leaguers at Luncheon. WASHINGTON, Dec 12. President Roosevelt today entertained at luncheon the officers of the National League of Republican Clubs and prominent league workers from various parts of the coun try, including Dr. Henry W. Coe, of Port land, Or., president of the executive com mittee of the Oregon Roosevelt League. Invited to meet them were several of the President's personal friends. WAITS ON GEEHY. (Continued from "First Pace.) to enforce the law, and the enactment of statutes for the adequate protection of children. Thex principal object of tho society since the outset has been the rescue of children from homes where they are subject to cruelty or neglect. The society has saved the taxpayers of New York City many hundred thousand dollars. Alter It had been- working 23 years, Its reports showed 112,759 com plaints received and Investigated, involv ing 33S.277 children; 44,172 cases prosecuted, resulting in 41.5S3 convictions, and the res cue and relief of 73,725 children.. The re ception rooms of the society have shel tered many thousands of children. The labors of the organization have greatly lessened juvenile misdemeanors. Mr. Gerry was chairman of the New York commission which In 18SS recom mended the execution of criminals by electricity instead of by hanging. Young Gerry will not be ready to leave Portland for several weeks. Japan Receives Russia's Reply. TOKIO, Dec 12. Russia's reply has been received. The Russian Minister Informed President Katsura that Russia entertains Japan's proposals, probably with modifi cations. The general election has been fixed for March 1, There is no excitement here, notwith standing the dissolution of the Diet, which It Is expected will have little effect on the diplomatic situation. The government is calm and confident, and apparently re solved to prosecute the negotiations ac cording to the original plans. Bryan Arrives In Rome. ROME, Dec. 12. William J. Bryan ar rived here today. Mr. Bryan shortly after his arrival had a long and cordial Interview with Cardi nal Merry del Val, papal secretary of state, who as a special courtesy 'appoint ed an audience with the pope for tomor row. This afternoon Mr. Bryan visited the Vatican. He will leave Rome Sunday night on his way to St. Petersburg, r Cleared of Conspiracy Charge. CHICAGO, Dec. 12. The end was reached today In the case of Attorney Alexander Sullivan, charged with conspir acy, when the defendant was ordered dis charged. The decision was the outcome of habeas corpus proceedings. It was shown that the defendant had four times demanded trial. Attorney Sullivan was charged with -conspiracy to keep a wit ness away from Chicago. Kills Man While Showing Him Gun. OGDEN, Utah, Dec. 12. Word has been received from LovelocE; Nev., to the ef fect that P. H. Cook, traveling freight agent of the Union Pacific, while showing an automatic revolver to J. W. Walters, agent at Lovelock, accidentally discharged the weapon and killed Walters instantly. A Coroner's jury has acquitted Cook of any blame. City Officials Indicted for Bribery. GUTHRIE, O. T., Dec. 12. The grand Jury has returned eight Indictments against ex-"Mayor T. F. Hensley, of El Reno, and two against Chief of Police Len Crosby. The Indictments were for accepting bribes for police protection and other Doodling. Assistant Treasurer at St. Louis. WASHINGTON, Dec. 12. The President today sent to the Senate the nomination of Thomas J. Adklns to be Assistant Treasurer at St. Louis. St. Louis Fair Commissioner Arrives. SAN FRANCISCO, Dec 12. K. Nlwa, Japan's commissioner to the St. Louis Fair, arrived today on the steamer Doric from Yokohama. . -. JKf , . HEAR SMOOT FIRST Senate Committee Asks Him to Reply to Charges. UTAH PROTESTS TAKEN UP They Charge That Senator Is a Po Iygamist, and His Oath to Church Above All Others Carlisle Rep resents the Prosecution. "WASHINGTON, Dec. 12. The Senate committee on privileges and elections met today to outline a policy to be pursued in investigating the protests filed against Senator Reed Smoot being permitted t6 retain his seat, and decided that before taking any further steps In the matter Senator Smoot should bo given opportu nity to make renly to the charges. Senator Burrows, chairman of the com mittee, was instructed to notify Mr. Smoot of the decision of the committee, and re quest that whatever reply he may desire to make shall be In writing. In addition to the Innumerable petitions filed with the committee for the expulsion of Mr. Smoot, two protests from citizens of Utah were presented and briefly considered by the committee. These protests charged that he is a pDlygamlst. They also charge that the Mormon Church, of which Smoot is an apostle, holds its own laws to be supe rior to those of the state, and they con tend the church still stands for polygamy. .Neither Senator Smoot nor his opponents were represented at the, meeting, and for that reason members of the committee avoided taking any action which would in any manner show the sentiment of indi viduals. The specific charge that Mr. Smoot Is a polygamlst is made by John T. Lellich. The other charges are signed by 18 citi zens of "Utah, of whom U are Republicans and four Democrats. A statement has been filed with the committee giving the accu patlons and other facts concerning the signers. This statement shows them to be men of standing. Their charges are: First The Mormon priesthood, accord ing to the doctrines of that church, Is vested with supreme authority in all things temporal and spiritual. Second The first presidency and 12 apos tles are supreme In the exercise and transmission of the mandates of this authority. Third As the body of men has not aban doned the principles and practice of polit ical dictation, also it has not abandoned belief in polygamy and polygamous co habitation. Fourth That this Is the attitude of the flnst presidency arfd apostolate, even since the suspensory manifesto of 1S30, Is evi denced by their teachings. Fifth This body of officials, of whom Senator-elect Smoot Is one, also, practice or connive at and encourage the practice of polygamy and polygamous cohabita tion, and those whom they have permitted to hold legislative offices have, without protest or objection from them, sought to pass a law nullifying enactments .against polygamous cohabitation. Sixth The supreme authorities in the church, of whom Senator-elect Reed Smoot. is one, to wit, the first presidency and the , 12 apostles, not only connive at violations M BEN SELLING LEADING CLOTHIER CHRISTMAS SHOPPING Easy in our large, comfortabletstore. Ladies, avoid the jostling and crowding of, the dry goods stores. HOUSE JACKETS Exclusive styles 4 $4.50to $15.00 BATH ROBES . . . . $4.00 to $15.00 DRESSING GOWNS Large stock for your choosing $10to$20 FANCY VESTS Newest creations S2.5Q to $6.00 SUIT CASES and TRAVELING BAGS $5.00 to $20.00 FANCY SUSPENDERS . 50c to $5.00 FULL DRESS PROTECTORS Sl.OO to S5.00 NEWEST NECKWEAR . . 50c to $3.00 FOWNE'S, DENT'S and PERRIN'S GLOVES in all the newest shades. Largest Stock of BOYS' and CHILDREN'S OVERCOATS in the city $2.50 to $10 ( Whatever price you full value at BEN SELLING LEADING of but protect and honor the violators of the law against polygamy and polygamous cdhabltatlon. During the meeting It was stated, on be half of Senator Smoot. he had employed counsel, and that John G. Carlisle would conduct the prosecution. There was considerable Informal discus sion of the case. In the course of which Senator Hoar spoke of the charge.'that the Mormon church had undertaken to dictate the course of political affairs, and said if true this was a very serious mat ter. He urged careful Inquiry on that point. The consensus of opinion was that If the investigation was entered upon, it should be thorough. After the committee adjourned Senator Burrows notified Senator Smoot In writing of the committee's action and forwarded to him a- copy of the charges. Tho Utah Senator, discussing the mat ter, said he would be glad to prepare a statement In denial of the charges affect ing his integrity as a Senator as soon as practicable, and added. If necessary, he would bring witnesses to substantiate .his assertions. Washington to Make Protest. WASHINGTON, Dec. 12. A mass meet ing will be held at the Metropolitan Meth odist Episcopal Church In this city to morrow to protest against the seating of Senator Smoot, of Utah. Bishop Satterlee will preside. - Sentenced for Postal Frauds. BALTIMORE. Dec. 12. Columbus Ells worth Upton and Charles W. McGregor, former clerks In the Postoffice Depart ment at "Washington, who were last Thursday found guilty of postal frauds, were today sentenced to two years In the Maryland penitentiary and to pay a fine of 51000 each. The counsel for both de fendants gave notice of appeal. DANGEROUS SUEGERY. Death Follows the Surgeon's Knife Not the Surgeon's Fault, of Course-He Can't Help It-You Can. Pyramid Pile Cure Cures Piles Quick ly, Painlessly, Without Danger. People go along for years suffering with piles. They try this and that and the other thing from carrying a buckeye to getting treatment from a physician. They obtain temporary relief, maybe, but 'they ar,e never quite cured. A little strain In lifting, excessive fatigue, a little consti pation or a little diarrhoea and the piles come back. They don't seem to amount to much, but they banish sleep and appetite. No posi tion Is comfortable. There Is Intense local pain and that dreadful feeling of weight in the perineum. Maybe in the early stages some of the many salve3 on sale will afford tempo rary relief. If the case is of long stand ing there is only one speedy and sure remedy. It Is Pyramid Pile Cure. Even In light cases It la the safest thing to use. Other applications may cure and may not. Pyramid Cure Is always certain, always reliable, always brings comfort at once. Its prompt use saves months of severe suffering. In extreme cases it will save surgical operations, and their attendant dangers and discomforts.. It Is better than a knife. "Will cure easier, quicker and safer Thousands have used It. Thou sands have been cured by it. The cost is trifling compared with what It does. The price Is 50 cents. Most anybody would gladly pay $10 to be rid of piles. All Druggists sell Pyramid Pile Cure, "Write Pyramid Drug Co., Marshall, Mich., for their book on causes and cure of Piles, which Is sent free for the asking. .. pay you receive this store. CLOTHIER CLARK RESTS EASY Montana Senator Expected to Recover Rapidly. DOCTORS ISSUE STATEMENT Second Operation for a Diseased Con dition of the Ear Brings the Re lief Desired Patient Will Be Out in Three Weeks. NEW YORK, Dec. 12. United States Senator Clark, of Montana, who has twice been operated 'on for a diseased1 condl tlonaof the ear and'adjacent bony tissues, was tonight, according to his physicians, resting veasy, his general condition being regarded as satisfactory, and an early recovery being looked for. By the second operation, performed "Wednesday, all the diseased portion of the mastoid process was removed, and Dr. Holbrook Curtl3 and Dr. Lewis Rutherford Morris stated tonight that the operation was considered completely successful, and they did not expect the suppuration would again mani fest Itself. Senator Clark probably will be able to leave his bed, said Dr. Curtis tonight, In about three weeks, unless unlooked for complications intervene. Doctors Curtis and Morris tonight de scribed Senator Clark's ailment and its progress as follows: "On "Wednesday of last week Senator Clark contracted a cold, with grippe symptoms and pharyngitis. On Friday hl3 left ear became very painful arid he con sulted Dr. Holbrook Curtis, Vho per formed the operation of parcentesis, or slitting the car drum, to allow the escape of the liquid exudations in the typanitic cavity. This relieved they excessive pain, but miscroscopic examination of rhe dis charge showed a virulent infection anfl suppuration. High temperature was present, and on Tuesday night Doctors Curtis and Morris called Dr. MacKernon into Consultation, and It was determined that the Infection bad extended to tho mastoid bone which lies behind the ear. An operation was deemed advisable. On the following day the naptold operation was performed by Dr. Curtis, assisted by Doctors MacKernon, P. D. E. Colem, Morris and M. P. Denton. Doctors Dela field and Ely had previously examined Senator Clark. "The operation consisted In removing the antrum or end of the mastoid and cellular bony tlssuo within the mastoid cavity, a large section .of the mastoid being chiseled off. Since then the Sen ator's temperature has fallen, the dress ings having been changed several times, and there has been no indication of a re newal of the suppuration. Eastern Light on Salmon Question. New York Press. "Canned salmon Is going to be a luxury, first thing you know," said a wholesale fishdealer. "And I half expect Secretary Hay to be called on one of these days to take Canada by the throat and teach her a lesson In politeness. The whole trouble in British Columbia is that Yankee fisher men are cleverer than Canadian, and that Canadian salmon like American waters tetter than Canadian waters. That's the Y , fSaaV. " '. ? y st " 9weSf,&r tis- situation in a nutshell. The Canucks say that we are Intercepting their fish; that is, we are catching 'em going and coming. All the salmon we take In Puget Sound, they say, are on their way to the spawn ing grounds In Fraser River; and on re turning to those grounds from the ocean. Instead of going through Canadian waters they prefer the American, so wo capture 'em. What Is to be done? "Why, I guesg tho Canucks will build traps by the thou sand on the south side of Vancouver Isl and to intercept the procession." THE EBLL0W WAS VERY DRUNK What Came of Joseph Jefferson's In terview With His Valet. Washington Post. A pet story of Joseph Jefferson's Is about a man whom he had in his employ serving as valet. "He was a plausible sort of rascal, but grossly Incompetent," explained Mr. Jefferson, "and It was ray earnest desire to get rid of him; but how was always the question. I would in no light way declare my displeasure, but It proved to be eyer the same thing a plausible excuse, whereupon my heart would melt, and "William stayed on. It was a certainty the fellow drank, and my only hope was to catch him drunk, and then speak the words that would take him out of my presence. "One day as I was sitting In my library, whom should I "behold reeling up the walk but my servant William. He was as drunk as a lord. My opportunity had come. When William approached I went out to him and gazing at him with all the severity I could summon, said: " 'Man. you are drunk.' "He returned my look with perfect Im perturbability. " 'Mr. Jefferson,' he said, 1 am more than that I am very drunk, Mr. 'Jeffer son. "What did I doT' asked Mr. Jefferson. "That's what everybody to whom I tell the story asks; and I In turn ask what could I do? The man Is still In my serv ice." Caledonians to Elect Officers. The annual meeting for election of offi cers of the Caledonian Club will be held Saturday evening In the clubrooms at the Allsky building. The club had a social meeting last night, at which there were given a number of enjoyable songs and Highland dances. Piper Moon supplied the music. The club's Hogmanay enter tainment and dance will be given on the evening of January 1 at Artisans' Hall. 10C Third street. ruptions M The only way to get, rid of pimples and other erup tions is to cleanse the blood, improve the digestion, stim ulate the kidnevs, liver and skin. The medicine to take is Hood's Sarsaparilla Which has cured thousands. CUTLERY EVERmJCmBRANIED V 1 -