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r"'pf"CJl56B,,,ayi:,,,' ' -f - sa THE SUNDAY OBEGONIAN, PORTtAND, JDLY 13, 1902. GKEAT B"RITAIYS MIGHTg BANK FOUNDED BY WILLIAM PATTERSON, OF BOSTON, THE FIRST "AMERICAN INVADER." fRWW &r'Tfiww!: j n rwi jrp" LONDON, June SO. I -was taken over the Bank of England today by its secretary and shown the enormous funds on hand In bullion and notes. I had a letter from our Secretary of the Treasury to the Gov ernor, and had called with the hope that I might have an Interview -with him on the American Invasion and other matters relating to the financial condition of thi3 richest empire of Europe. The Governor, however, for obvious reasons, gives no interviews to the newspapers. His opin ions might create a rise or fall of stocks and, therefore, he has to be careful of his utterances. The Bank of England is perhaps the chief financial institution of the world. It is a private corporation, but it has clncc its organization been the depository of the Government funds. It has much to do with financing the Government debt and It might be called the National Bank of Great Britain. The bank is now 203 years old. It was founded on the 27th of July, 1634, by an American. His name was William Paterson and he was born in Scotland, but he ot tho foundation of his fortune on this sido of the Atlantic. He came from Bristol, England, to tho New World to seek his fortune, settling in the province of Massachusetts Bay. He lived eome time at Boston, and at one time was a merchant and shipowner there. From Boston he sent out privateers to prey upon tho shlp3 of countries then at war with Great Britain, and also had ships trading with the Bahamas. He wasaar rled in Boston, and later on left there and settled in London. The Firat American. Invader. air. Paterson might bo. called the first American invader, for he was the first to tako capital, made in America, and use it In Great Britain. He had in his character many of the elements of Pierpont Morgan, and he saw his chance to make money out of the British Government, which was then financially crippled by its wars with France. The Government wanted money, and Paterson saw that it could give ex clusive banking privileges to an institu tion which would furnish' a permanent loan at a reasonable rate. He organized a combination of some of the chief British merchants, backed by a capital of $6,000, 000, and offered to loan this amount to the Government at the then low rate of 8 per cent per annum, on the condition that the Government would give the com bination a charter to deal in bills of ex change, bullion and bonds, and pay it $100, 00 a year for handling the Government debt This offer was accepted and the Bank of England -was the result. PateV eon was one of the original directors, and during his life the bank became firmly es tablished. The institution was a prosperous one from its start. The Government steadily Increased its connections with it. and to day it owes the bank about 10 times as much as when it was founded, although the interest rate has fallen from 8 per cent to 21 per cent per annum. Bank of England Xotes. During my trip through the bank I spent some time in the printing department watching them make the Bank of England notes. The scenes there are much, the same as in our bureau of engraving and printing at Washington, save that" the pa per is different. Our bank note paper has a grayish tinge, with silk threads of dif ferent colors running through, it. The English bank note paper is as white as the whitest parchment. It has a sort of transparent whiteness, and It is exceeding ly thin and remarkably strong. It is made of pure linen rags by a secret process in paper mills which do nothing else. The paper is the same today as it has been for 100 years, and it is almost impossible to imitate it. The notes are almost square. There Is no lathe work upon them. They are print ed in Jet black Ink, and the printing ma chines are such that they number the notes from 1 to 100,000. This numbering Is done automatically, so that the notes of each bundle of 10,000 are In their natural order when they are taken away. The smallest notes now printed are those for 5, and the largest for 1000. The paper Is so thin that in the bank vaults where bundles of notes are kept I was able to hold a million pounds worth of them in my two hands. This amount represented a Talue of $5,000,000, and it did not weigh more than a score of the Sunday edition of The Oregonian. It made me feel like a millionaire, but the feeling was raomen- THE TURNING JAN "VRAGNIZAN stool among the net-racks of Kinney's cannery and watched his boat-puller in tho boat , below. To bis eyes, tho young man was more than ordinarily deft and neat-hand-ted. To be sure, ho never had had one who was not quite up to tho standard, or he,' Jan "Vlragnlzan was noted on the Columbia for his success in fishing, and fee had always had his pick of men. In a. dull way he somewhat resented this 'effective activity on the part of Dravhan, end ho raised his eyes to view tho sky. Tho Washington hills were steeped in flow-lying cloud, and the gray reflection in the water was ruffled by a gusty south wind. His glance ran down past Desde imona Sands and Scarborough. Head to the Bar, which, under the fitful afternoon eun, gleamed into momentary visibility and then disappeared as though it had fallen back over the edge of tho world. "A bad night, Dravhan," ho rumbled, hoarsely. The boat-puller straightened himself up and glanced seaward. "Aye, sir; wind," he responded, slowly. His captain strode heavily forward to the edge of tho wooden platform. His great leathern boot-tops waggled about his massive thighs, and across his bulg ing middle the narrow belt sank as he breathed deeply. "Elmore's boats are out," he said. "Get started." Again the boat-puller looked up and there was a frown on his face. "How long do we stay out?" he inquired shortly. "Morning tide," was the gruff answer. Dravhan seemed to figure, for his lips moved and ho crossed the fingers of his right hand successively with his left fore finger. "Tomorrow noon?" he finally asked. Vragnlzan's face clouded. "Whenever I d n please," ho answered curtly. Then he descended with deliberate steps the swaying ladder, and dropped upon the tarpaulin that covered the neatly stowed net. Without further words Dravhan un fastened the painter, stepped the mast and rigged the sail. With a powerful sweep of an oar the boat's head was turned out toward the channel, and the all expanded in the wind. "Leave the sprit out," said the captain, and Dravhan sat quietly down on the weather thwart. As they swept on into the channol tho jolting Tlver waves caught at them, and now and again a spray of Icy water dashed across the boat. On they ran athwart the wide Columbia till the Sands were behind and the deep mid dle channel was reached. Here the sail was taken In; the most wabbled as the if y'- "r v v v, y '. i ivBnlilBHBaBBwHBHHBBsRBr 4 ''iKf! QjU'iam Pahenton the First American Invader CJjo Founded the Bank ofEn6anr tary, for the doors wero carefully guard ed and the officials of tho bank who stood about me were lusty fellows, who would have certainly resisted any attempt at departure with the valuable paper. The notes, in fact, weigh only 1S& grains to the note, and yet they are so strong that e single sheet of the paper of which they are made will support 50 pounds weight without tearing. All notes are destroyed after they are redeemed, but they are kept a certain time in order that any question concerning their ownership in the past may bo traced. OF THE TIDE HOW FORGETFULNESS AFFECTED A COLUMBIA RIVER FISHERMAN r BY JOHN FLEMING WILSON -a surge caught boat W E03 full in the swelling side. Jan Vragnizan threw off the tarpaulin, and began that wearisome, back-breaking toll of throwing out the net the while Dravhan pulled slowly away, and the corks bobbed into a wavy length ening lino on the troubled face of the river. When all was out, and 803 rode at the end of the seemingly interminable net, tho two men stowed the mast and oars. Then they fell upon their coarte supper, gazing, between huge mouthfuls, at the flory set ting sun. Tho chili wind of evening freshened and, as night fell over them, there flamed out, as stars into tho sky, the flaring coffee lights of a thousand boats riding to a thousand nets. After the meal they lit their pipes and sat brooding, wordless, beaten by the shrewd wind, showered upon by the end less flux of waves, stirred ceaselessly by the fecund river. And as their slow eyes opened over tho shadows about them, they thought laboriously. Jealously, yet slum berously; weaving into coarse wob of clotted reverie the bare facts of life. And while they meditated, they forgot the 2000 fishers who rose and fell In the boats that slept uneasily upon this same expanse of sea-tainted water. Dravhan figured again the tide for the next day, striving to shorten tho frigid hours that must olapso before he could once more see Helma Vragnizan, the shapely daughter of his captain. He had much to solve; problems lay like tangled seaweed over bis Cumbrous, rock-like pur pose. He knew, as a man knows when a blow strikes him, that her father grudged him possession. He felt blindly that he was contending with some unseen passion in Jan Vragnlzan's breast; yet through all overlaying of circumstance he felt an elemental, moving, impregnable emotion. He had never defined it clearly, succinctly, till that day on which an un known spirit had prompted him to say to Helma: "I love you." And the more he mused upon" that expression, the more lustily he felt that she would have to teach him, as a child is taught to put the sounds of letters Into words, what that meant. Opposite him, his roughly carved face half-hidden by the overhang of his shapeless hat, crouched, bulklly, Vragni zan, immobile, watchful, preponderant. His mind molded by aging habit was struggling as a man writhes within a strait-Jacket. Strange flickers from ha younger life startled his dark conscious, ness in which lay invisible, even forgot ten, masses of crude, unpregnant experi ence. The .very flares of the distant boats warned him into more usual fair ways of meditation. But he, too, felt within him an elemental passion. It The Englishman takes tho numbers of his bank notes, and in many cases he makes the man who pays them over to him In dorse his name on the back. The bank keeps the numbers and after the notes come in they keep a record of the bank sending them, and they can in a moment pick out any note that they have received during the past five years. When our greenbacks and silver certifi cates come into the treasury they are de stroyed by cutting them in quarters and then grinding them into a pulp In boiling hot water. They are "redeemed by the rushed fluently upon him that he hated the man in front of him. And that flood of hate flowed, as ho sullenly felt, be tween life and death. Then tho mechanical impulse of cus tom dulled the emotion, and he fumbled in his under-pockets for his "fish-book." With fingers seared by brine, he turned its reeking pages and reckoned his earn ings for the season. Again there was the old result, a debt to the cannery of $000 and over. To be sure, if the season kept up, if a good run came in, that balance would be wiped out. But the demand that had emptied his pockets be fore. He sighed uneasily and thrust the book back into Its place. Helma was the one on, whom ho lavished his money; Helma, his daughter. And Dravhan would take her with that debt unpaid, and she he cursed audibly would go. The sole object of his hard, somber, ab sorbing love loved another. And that other? With a quiet word he roused the boat puller, 'and said: "Wind up tho alarm clock. Give her three hours.' Dravhan slowly obeyed, and set the clock down in a tin basin under a seat After a look abroad the captain laid himself down on the bottom grating, and with his head on a fold of sail lapsed again into Immobility. Tho boat-puller also stretched himself out In the fore part of the tumbling craft, and was soon asleep. Within an hour Vragnizan rose quietly and looked at the clock. Two hours later the tide would turn. He peered out into 'the shadows to fix his position, and a savage smile crossed his face. Inside of two hour, thej would have drifted down into the clutch of the Bar. Dravhan fig ured on the tides, did he? Ah. yes! but this time he had missed. The lights of a launch crossed toward Sand Island, and the captain -winked at them with Inert hatred. Then he crouched down and waited, listening to the gusty wind, the slapping seas, the tense roar of the near Ing surf, and feeling with fisherman's Instinct the gentle tug of the net. An hour later boat W 803 capsized Just lruide the breakers, where the water bolls with sand and to swim far In clothes is impossible. The time was well chosen. None saw; none heard. As tho deep-bellied craft rolled over in th trough of tho foaming channel surge, VrasnJzan came up from beneath, and, keeping one brawny hand on the keel. staro-1 out and around. The net ho had cut adrift long before, and he knew it would be picked up. Then, a score of yards away, a form rose on a sheer comber and disappeared. Jan Vragnizan wiped the salt from his mouth and whis The Center of Finanoidl issuing of fresh notes. The Bank of Eng land notes are usually redeemed with gold, gold sovereigns being shoveled out in scoops Just like the little shovels our gro cers use for sugar. The gold is not count ed, but is weighed, the tellers knowing Just how many sovereigns go to the ounce -or pound. The notes ,are canceled by tearing a piece out of a corner of each, and are then filed away in the bank note catacombs in boxes for a period of five years. At the end of this time they are burned. I went down into tho bullion vaults. These look much like those of' the mint at Philadelphia. In then, are great plies of gold bricks and gold pigs, which are sent in from the mines of all parts of the world. I saw gold from Australia, South Africa, India and the United States, and the man told me that it was almost abso lutely pure. I saw also great vaults in which are gold sovereigns in bags, each holding several quarts. The bags are piled up like so much grain, and the means of protecting them does not seem to be as good as those of the Treasury at Wash ington. I do not remember the exact amount of bullion on hand, but it is prob ably less than we have in our own Treas ury Department, for tho flood of gold U now coming our way. I have spoken'of the Bank of England as a private bank. If you have the right kind of an Introduction you can open an account in It, but you have to keep enough money on deposit to make it pay the bank to do your business. The officials esti mate that each account must yield 12 cents to the bank for every check caslied throughout the year, so if you issue a thousand checks the bank will havo to make at least 3120 out. of you or it will refuse to keep your account. There are now aftout 5000 private accounts carried, and the private deposits average over $100, 000,000. A largo part of the business of the bank pered a curse. His" fumbling hand drew out a flask. With his teeth he pulled the cork and drained the liquor in audible gulps. Raising himself by a swift ef fort, ho flung the emptied bottle far out tb where he had last seen the struggling boatpuller. Then with a raucqus lntako of hl3 breath he dived under theboat Tho dawn was blowing Into day when the llfesaving crew from Point Adama. put out into the chops and made fast ts an upturned flshboat. "Right her and ball her out." said the captain "Maybe there's a body under her poor devil!" The men clambered over, and under their simultaneous effort boat W 03 tilted and swept upright. As tho water washed Into the bottom a coughing, snarl ing figure emerged from under the seat1?. It was Jan Vragnizan. "You're a clever one!" gasped the cap tain. How did you manage it?" There was no answer, only a sullen stare. "You Just missed washing up on the spit," continued the captain. "Lucky for you you didn't," Jan Vragnizan shook himself and stepped into the lifeboat. "Bad night," he said, briefly, without thanks. The men looked at each other, and one said, shortly: "Where's your boatpuller?" "Bo pu'? N hell" When the lifeboat towing W 803 reached the landing on tho rivor beach, Jan Vrag nizan stepped out and stretched himself. "Likker," he growled. "Go and ask the steward," the captain said. "I'll make your boat fast here, and you can take her up on the tide." Without a wqrd the fisherman moved up the sand to the station. As be crossed the rise of the beach he came full upon a man sitting against a log In the sun. He halted, ponderously, a moment, and then spoke: "How did you get ashore, Drav han?" The young boatpuller looked up slowly, and In his eyes welled a passion that par took of anger. "Picked up by launch Triton," he returned, curtly. His captain muttered In his beard, and then shook himself again In his reeking clothes. "We'll go upon this tide' he said. Dravhan rose. "I'm going over and take tho- early train for Astoria." "Helma?" There was a significant pause, and the men measured each other. "Yes," came the defiant answer. The boatpuller strode away through the yielding eands, crusted over with the damp of night, and Jan Vragnizan looked ai him as he went. Suddenly out of his past rushed a vision. He saw Helma's meeting with Dravhan. Then he shook a little as he remembered how, once. In another land, two softly flashing arms had gone around his own neck as the surf sweeps around a lonely rock. He passed in and sought the steward. . As the latter handed him a glass of liquor. "What was the matter?" the. steward asked. "Fo-sot tho tide." answered the fisher man. JOHN FLEMING WILSON. r ill i mi i ! "" - - SiJV w''ir -fur vucarer vtS-XyxR(XV6 Vsw ' ,vwyv. , A.iU47V 1f SfVt ff4 p 7 Five-pound bank of England flote ; London . Royal Exchange n front is in handling the Government debt. I saw the clerk paying out dividends In the dividend room. Here are Government se curities of all kinds, and the stockholders come to cash their cqupons. It is esti mated that there are 275,000 persons who own such stocks, and & large number of them come here In person for their money The interest paid out amounts to more than $3,000,000,000 a year, and a good part of ft is now going to Amerlcanst as they have but lately been investing in English Government securities. And does the big Bank of England ever have a run upon It? Yes, Indeed! This has been the case in times of panic, and there have been in stances when the bank has had to suspend specie payments. It did so during the first year of Its existence. The Govern ment had called In the silver to have It recoined,and the bank was hard up for currency. Its stock went down from 110 to S3, and its directors issued a call of 20 per cent on the shareholders. The bank suspended specie payments from 1T97 to 1S19, ,and when It resumed it had about $100,000,000 worth of gold and silver to be gin with. There have been times when it has paid out depositors in shillings and sixpences in order to gain time to get money to meet its obligations, and once at least it had a line of its own men who accepted such silver payments and de posited them again as fast as they were received, so that a continuous stream of the same silver flowed In and out of the bank while the depositors waited. At one time a depositor demanded $150,000 in gold coin, and at another the strain was so great that some of the richest of. the English nobility drove to the bank in coaches filled with golden guineas, which they deposited to help the bank meet its demands. I spent some time in the council room where the directors' meet and In the library chatting with the secretary about GEQRGE- ADE'S OF THE NCE ihere was a left-hahded So O ciety Selling-Plater who never land ed In the Money. Of all the Sexes that roam the Earth, his pick was the Feminine. Ho was very partial to the Women Folks. Even the Blondlnes who worklhe Toothpicks In the Rotunda, and the Fat Ones who talk Baby Talk, and the Chickadees who chew Gum on the Trolley, and the dark eyed Duennas who forget to do up their Back Hair, and the Lumpy Ones who never go all the way around with the Powder Puff, and the Flltty Ones who give the Soubrette Zip when they turn the Corner, and the Mopey Ones who wear Wrappers and eat Pickles, and the little Maudle Freshes who turn out on Saturday Night looking for Drummers, and the Spindly Ones In Rainy-Day Skirts who lead Dogs, and a good many others who never get into the Gibson Pictures they may have had their Fallings, but they looked Purty Fair to him. t The last one out was always Number One with Phllo, for such was the Name of Our Hero. During many a long Afternoon when he should have been busy with the Books, Phllo leaned back, combing -hla Mustaches with a Steel Pen and looking at the Wall. He could see himself In a Cozy Corner under a Red Light. Beside him sat a Prize Beaut of tho kind that makes a Star Feature for the Sunday Paper. She was holding him by the Hand and whis pering, "You for Me, and nothing elso doing." Almost every Nightfall he would change to a White Vest and splash himself with Violet Watert Then he would start out to see It he couldn't make the Lithograph come true. Phllo always had his Plan of Campaign ribbed up. He knew what he was going to say when she came breezing Into the Front Room. Then when she, had said so-and-so, as a playful Come-Back he would say something Keen, apparently right off the Reel, and that would lead up to che Scene in the Cozy Corner. Phllo wag always Letter Perfect at Re hearsals, but when It came to the Night Show he was a Scamp. The Trouble was that the Little Lady never came back with the Right Cue. Af ter about two Moves she would hand him ? -6A&br.6te' Ivkarcr , 'c&rS&dtrnjm; 'A&ZL Bank of England x. ct A 5. xtc: with Bank at befir the Kovernment of the hank. It has a governor, a deputy governor and 24 direc tors. The governor receives $10,000 a year and each of the directors Is paid $2500. The governor is usually chesen from one of the directors, and on the average he is about 20 years In the directorate before he Is elevated to the office of governor. . ine capital of the bank Is at present a little less than $75,000,000, and its dividends last year were about 10 per cent. Tho notes now In circulation amount to more than $150,000,000. and there are some thing like $110,000,000 worth pf notes on hand. The bank has $15,000,000 worth o. gold and silver coin and .bullion, and alto gether it is in such a condition that those holding Its stock and notes are not .lying awake at night for fear of its insolvency. Gnnrded nt Night by Soldiers. Indeed the management of the funds Is under such restrictions that It would be impossible for the officials to make .way with them, and the vaults and officers are guarded by policemen and watchmen by day and by a company of soldiers at night. Even the shrewdest of our American criminals could hardly make their way into this Bank of England. Nevertheless some of the greatest frauds which have been perpetrated upon it were by Ameri cans. You may have heard of the forgeries of George Bldwell and his brother Austin, who together with McDonald and Hill created such a sensation here about 20 years ago. These four men forged notes upon the bank to tho extent of half a million dollars and got away with the money, although they were afterward arrested. Forprcrlc of Half a Million. These men were croojes from New York who came to London with a capital of $50,000. George Bldwell was the forger. FABLE IN SLANG THE PARLOR BLACKSMITH WHO COULD NOT PUT IT OVER PLATE, 'AND THE MORAL THERETO a Liner which he would Muff. Then for the next five Minutes he would be trying to rub the Varnish off the Chair, using himself for that Purpose. Or perchance when he showed up with his Lassoo hidden under his Coat and his Soul steeled to Determination, he would find two or three other Beaux on the Paemises, all organized to block him off. Some twenty Minutes later, Phllo would be up stage "reading a Magazine. After being Frosted from Head to Foot, our Young Friend decided that one who would Induce a Timid Girl to move over and be Chummy, must not go after her, but compel her to, follow the Trail. Phlio read in a Book costing $1 18 at a Depart ment Store that the blase Man of the World who treated them wltfr cold and smiling Indifference simply got them all worked up. The Game plays out as follows: Cynical Ike, with the dark, piercing Eyes and the lines of a Great Sorrow marked on his Handsome Face, tells Dora that all Women are alike. This Talk goes best with a Turkish Cigarette. Dora tells him that he Is Off. She says that there are Women In the World capable of Steadfast Love. Ike springs a pensive Sigh and says Ah, if he could believe it. Thereupon It is up to her to prove it or lose the Argu ment, and that's the Answer. So Phllo went around telling every one who would listen to him that Women are fickle ever. When he called he sat as far down in the Chair as he could get and saW cruel Things about the World of Fashion. He wanted to get awy from all the vain Pretendings of Artificial Society. He would never Marry. He worked this along the entire Chain of Boarding-House?, and no one teased ! him to change his Mind. Some said that Phllo had been given the Hooks and was Sore. In the Books all the swell Lookers are supposed to get out and chase the Woman-Hater, but up In the 5th Ward where Phllo resided, th'e Recipe was no good. Accordingly he switched. The second Book that fell Into his Hands pictured the Young Fellow who simply keeps at the Girl and snoops around and plays House Dog until her Woman's Heart is touched by his Slavish Devotion. Phllo began to camp out at the Home of a brunette. At the end of six days she shivered at the Sight of him. After he had been given I but the others helped him carry out the scheme. The bank, you know, has Its branches all over the city, and the one In the West End has a big business In handling the private accounts of wealthy people. Aus tin Bldwell rented a house near this bank and then Introduced himself as a wealthy Amerlcan and opened an account with a deposit of $40,000. He drew out and paid in money for some time, cultivating the officials of the bank, and talking to them of his friendship with the Rothschilds and others. He pretended to have business with the Bothschilds, and one day brought in a lot of notes which he had bought of the Rothschilds in Paris, and asked the bank manager to discount them. The manager said he would let him know tho next day If he would leave the notes, and In the meantime took them to the main office of the bank. The authorities there informed him that he could discount such notes by the cartload, and he did. Other genuine notes were brought In and discounted In the same way. This was kept up until the bank grew accustomed to discounting Rothschilds' notes and then Bldwell began to forge such notes. He shoved them In by the bushel and took out gold to the amount ot half a million dol lars In exchange. The most of this money he took away In gold coin, which was car ried off to the rented house near by. Ho would have gotten perhaps a million dol lars more had not Hill, one of his confed erates, omitted to fill In a date on one of the notes. This caused suspicion and the forgers were discovered. They had time to flee, but sooner or later they were all arrested and Imprisoned. McDonald and Hill were kept in prison for life, but Austin and George Bldwell were pardoned on the ground of ill-health. They were released and came back to the United States. I don't know that either was able to save anything from his stealings. The greater part of McDonald's share fell. It Is said. Into the hands of a detective named Irving, who, McDonald claimed, had agreed to allow him to escape If he would turn the money over to him. George Bldwell had to give up his share when he was taken in Scotland, and I think that $220,000 of the money was captured in the shape of United States Government bonds which had ben bought in London and sent to New York in a trunk of dirty linen. Fraud In Bnnlc Notes. It Is hard to counterfeit the Bank of England notes, not, only on account of the paper and Ink. but also of the care which is used by the bank to "trace the note. Every note that comes Into the bank must be Indorsed, although It Is doubtful whether such an Indorsement could be enforced, as the notes are payable to bear er. You may have heard the story of how the bank refused to cash one of its own notes for Pierpont Morgan a few months ago. As the story goes. Mr. Mor gan presented the note and asked that It be exchange'd for gold. The cashier re quested him to write his name on the back, but he refused, saying that the note was to bearer and as It was genuine the bunk should cash it without Indorse ' ment. Upon" the cashier persisting, Mr. Morgan said he would let the note go to protest, whereupon the banker threw up his hands in holy horror at the Idea of a protest of the Bank of England. He was " . ... . av. . .l, TLT.. uoout to nana over mo muuej ueu -. Morgan as a favor wrote his name across l the bacK or tne note. How the Bank Was Bluffed. There are few financial Institutions which can afford to have a question raised as to their solvency. Even the Bank of England doesn't want Its notes to go to protest, and It Is sensitive as to its repu tation. I was told at the bank how a Jew once bluffed the officials Into paying some notes which the bank officers knew were stolen. The Jew was a man of wealth, and was well known in the stock exchange. He had bought $100,000 worth of Bank of Eng land notes from a clerk who had been em ployed in one of the banks of the Conti nent, but who had absconded with this part of the bank's funds. When the notes were presented the officials refused to pay them, but the Jew at once took them with him to the stock exchange, and there proclaimed that the Bank of England had stopped payment. He said it had refused to honor Its own bills for $100,000, and he showed the notes In corroboration of his statement. He said he-would continue to publish the fact that the bank was in solvent, and thereby almost created a panic. The excitement was such that the cashier of the Bank of England sent for him and gave him the money for his notes. It is doubtful, however, whether such a thing could be done today. FRANK G, CARPENTER. (Copyrighted. 1002.) the Headache Answer three times in one Week he pulled down his Entry Money and. coppered the whole Scheme. Once he attempted the Impetuous Line of Business. It always work3 out In the Stage. The Object is to nail the Girl without giving her a Chance to become acquainted and Investigate. First or sec ond meeting and then Speech about hav ing loved her for Years before he saw her Arm around Waist before there Is time to Jump BIng! One Moonlit Evening It was that $12-a-week Phllo with a Vocabulary of 82 Words started out to win the Fair One with just one passionate Whirlwind that would cars ry her off her Feet. , He moved alongside, got a Spilt Infini tive crossed with a defective Adverb and died on everything except the Hug. In asmuch as she never stood for any Strong Arm Plays until after the Fourth Call she decided that she had been Insulted. She said that her Father would kill him. He took a short cut across the Lawn and escaped Into the Alley back of the Engine House. Fortunately she had other Callers that Evening and became so Interested that she forgot to speak to Father. Phllo began to weaken on the Systems. Yet he knew there was some certain Way of going at It for he could see what was being pulled off all around him. Every Nlght when he was out scanning the Hammocks and Front Porches in order to spot his Destiny, he saw Whole Bunches of them snuggled together In the Twilight. He wondered how they man aged to Last. As for him, the Girl Proposition had him down and out. If he ke)t quiet, he was a Stick. If he talked against time, he made Breaks. If he cbmpllmented other Girls, he lost his Number. If he toasted other Girls, he Insulted her Dearest Friends. If he tried to Coddle, she called for help. If he didn't, she would begin to Yawn about 9:30. He had tried all known Methods that are supposed to be Winners and he was still a thousand miles from the Cozy Corner. One day he struck upon the Explanation of the whole sad State of Affairs. He de cided that he was a Shell-Fish. MORAL: Never play a system. (Copyright 1902.) There are 4SO0 millionaires in the United States. New York State having more than any other. 1045; Massachusetts, 475, and Illinois 3S0. North Dakota is the only state that cannot boast of more than one.