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2 THE SUNDAY OHEGONIAN, PORTLAND, TUNE 8, 1902. IN THE CHURCHES At the First Congregational Church, j corner Madison and Park streets. Rev. E. L. House, D. D., of Providence, R. L, will occupy this pulpit for two Sundays June 8 and 15. The order of services fol lows: 10.S0 Morning service, Rev. E. L. House, D .D., will preach on the subject, "The Search After God,"; 12:15, Children's day service of Sunday school; 6:30, Y. P. S. C E. meeting; 7:45 Evening service, preaching by Rev. E. L. House, D. D., on the subject, "The Transfiguration." MIsb Margaret Cain, who has been tak ing a course In voice culture in the East during the last two years, lias returned from Xew York City. For several years Miss Cain was the leading soprano in the choir of St. Lawrence Church, where' her talents were greatly appreciated. Miss Cain has kindly consented to sing this morning at St. Lawrence at the 10:30 mass. Xhe sermqn will be delivered by the Very Rev. M. A. Qulnlank C. S. C, president of Columbia Uniicrsity, who arrived from the East during the week to take charge of the new seat of learning at University Park. At the 10:30 high mass Miss Ida Splegerman will sing an Ave Maria. Miss Spiegei-roan is soprano soloist at the Col lege Parish, the leading Catholic church of St. Louis, Mo. The Cathedral choir will render the following numbers: Kyria, Haydn's' third mass; Gloria, Credo and Sanctus, Gounod; Agnus Del, Millard. Mr. Epplng, the director, will sing an O Salu taris alter the Sanctus. Trinity episcopal. At Trinity Chapel, Nineteenth, street, near "Washington, Rev. Dr. A. A. Morri son, rector, services are as follows: Holy communion, 8AM.; morning prayer and sermon, 11 o'clock; evening prayer, h; Sunday school, 9:20 A. M. At the even ing service the church schools will at tend and Dr. Morrison will preach the baccalaureate sermon. First Baptist. At the First Baptist Church, corner Twelfth and Taylor streets, in the absence of the pastor. Dr. Alexander Blackburn, to preach the baccalaureate sermon at McMinnville College, Rev. George R. Var ney will preach morning and evening. Mr. Varney is the Baptist general mis sionary for Oregon- He has Just re turned from the great gathering at St. Paul. The services, of the day follow: 30:15 A. 3L. prayer lor the day; 9 A. M., Savier-street Mission, C. A. Lewis, super intendent; 10:15 A. M., prayer for the day; 10:30 A. M., sermon by Mr. Varney, "Marching Toward Canaan": 12 M., Sun day school, John G. Malone, superin tendent; 3:80 P. M., service at County Jail; 5 P. M., open-air meeting, Second and Burnslde. Mr. Varney will preach, and there will be good singing. Mr. Al len will sing solos. 7 P. M., Chinese school, "W. L. Bortlett superintendent; 7:45 P. M., sermon by Mr. Varney, "The Religion for the Twentieth Century." The Young People's meeting will be held on Tuesday evening. Miss Clark will lead. Subject, "Upheld, Sustained." On Tuesday evening the Young Peo ple's "Union of the First Baptist Church elected officers for the following year as follows: President, Philip Smith; vice president, Harry E. Green; secretary. Miss Lena Telfer; treasurer. Miss Mabel MUlis. The People's Christian Union. The regular services of the People's Christian Union will be held today in the Allsky building, first hall. No. 201, corner of Third and Morrison streets. Spiritual services are at 11 A. M.; sermon by the minister, subject, "The Other "World: or. the Substantlabillty of Spirit"; Bible study and school of religion at 12 M., E. H. Whorton, leader. At 8 P. M. the prac tical industrial service. The subject is, "The Rise and Progress of Fraternal So cieties," by George K. Rogers, district organizer "Woodmen of the "World. Rev. F. E. Coulter will speak on "Brotherhood the Test of Truth." On Tuesday after noon at 2:30 the ladles hold their semi monthly reading clrclo at the residence of S. "W. Rethlefsen, northeast corner Evenett and Fifteenth streets. Taylor-Street Methodist. Dr. H. J. Talbott, the pastor, will preach at Taylor-street Church at 7:45 this evening. The service this morning at 10:30 will be the programme for Chil dren's day of the Sunday school, which has been arranged by Mrs. C N. Rankin end Miss Anna L. Finley. First Christian. The services of the First Christian Church will bo held today In the Audi torium, on Third street, between Taylor and Salmon streets. Rev. J. F. Ghormley will take for his morning theme, "Decis ions." His evening theme will bo "Tho Homo-Going." Rev. Charles Reign Scoville, D. D., is expected on June 12, and will assist at the opening of the new church edifice, corner of Park and Columbia streets, the following Sunday. Derea Mission. At tho Berea Mission, corner Second and Jefferson streets, services will be held today at 10:30 A. M., and 7:30 P. M., by Rev. A. S. "Worrell, evangelist. The morning subject will be: "Bible Holiness." On Tuesday evening, at 7:30, Evangelist Worrell will lecture on "The three Mon ster Evils, Theosophy, Christian Science and Spiritism." St. James' English IHtheran. At St. James English Lutheran Church, corner West Park and Jefferson streets, J. A. Leas pastor, services at 11 o'clock will be followed by the holy communion. Sunday Bchool meets at 10 A. M. In the evening at 8 o'clock the Foresters ol America will attend services In a&ody. The public is cordially Invited to attend these services. Immanncl Baptist. At the Immanuel Baptist Church, Rev. S. C. Lapham, pastor, will conduct ser vices at 10:30 A. M. and 7:45 P. M.; Sunday school at 12 M.; prayer meeting Thursday evening at 7:30 o'clock. The Lord's Sup per will be observed at the evening ser vice. The pastor will preach on the topic, "The Cup of the Lord's Suffering." All Saint' Church. At All Saints' Church (Episcopal), cor ner Twenty-second and Reed streets. Rev. E. T. Simpson in charge, will conduct services as follows: Morning prayer, 10:30; holy communion. 11 A. M.; neighborhood song service, followed by evening prayer, 8; Sunday school, 3 P. M. All are cor dially Invited to the song service. St. Mark's Episcopal. At St. Mark's corner Nineteenth and Qulmby streets, the Rev. J. E. Simpson, rector, will conduct services as follows: Holy communion, 7:30 A. M.; second cel ebration holy communion, with sermon, 31 A. M.: evensong and sermon, 8; Sun day school. 9:45 A. M. St. Stephen's Chapel. At St. Stephen's Chapel, Episcopal. Thir teenth and Clay streets, Rev. T. N. "Wilson will conduct services as follows: Morn ing prayer and sermon, 11 o'clock; evening prayer will bo held at St Helen's Hall, 4.45; Sunday school, 9:45; holy communion after morning service on the first Sunday of each month. Xontreelnn Lutheran. Services will be held at the Norwegian Lutheran Church, 45 North Fourteenth etreet, today, at 11 A. M. and 8 P. M. Sunday school meets at 10 A, ' M. The Young People's Mission Society will meet Tuesday evening In the basement of tl"w church. The Ladies' Aid Society meets REV. E. L. HOUSE, OF PROVIDENCE, E. L, AT FIRST CONGREGATIONAL. next TVednesday afternoon, -with Mrs. C. -rcaerson, 165 Grand avenue. Rev. J. M. iserogis pastor. St. Blatthe-rv' Eplnccfpnl. At St Matthew's Episcopal Church. First and Caruthers streets. Rev. W. A. M. Breck will conduct services as follows: Holy communion, SAM.; morning pray er, '11; Sunday school, 9:45 A M. Svredifth Mission. At the Swedish Mission Church, "Seven teenth and Gllsan streets, services will be held at 11 A M., conducted by Rev. J. Johnson, and al 8 P. M. by Rev. S. O. LIndgren. of Klngsburg, CaL Sunday school meet6 at 10 A. M.; prayer meeting "Wednesday evening at 8 P. M.; Young People's meeting Friday at 8 P. M. AH Scandinavians will be welcome. Bethel Methodist. At Bethel A. M. E. Church. 68 North Tenth street, a special , sermon will be prcacnea xor cnuaren, at .u A. M., oy i-tev. t W. T. Blggers; class meeting at noon; Sunday echool at 1 P. M. Children's ' day exercises will begin at 8:30 P. M. j The programme will consist of recitations, I dialogues and vocal and Instrumental music j SplrltunllHts. I xne rirst opiniuaust .society win nom services at 11 A. M. and at 7:45 P. M The lyceum will meet at 12-30. In the evening the services will be conducted by J. H. Lucas and Mrs. Cornelius. All ser vices will ba held at Artisans' Hall, Ablng ton Building. Third street, between Washlngotn and Stark streets. Swedish Lutheran. At the Swedish Luthoran Immanuel Church. 42S Burnslde street, services will RJgge. Prayer meeting will be held. Thurs be held today at 10:30 A. M. and 8 P. M. day evening at 7:45. The subject, is; "The Sunday school meets at 12 M. Rev. P. Joyful Element in Our Religion." The Carlson, of Omaha, Neb., will preach In Kingdom Extension Society assembles Frl the morning. Rev. John W. Skans is pas- day evening at the home of Mr. Flnlay tor.. i McKercher. Mormon. In the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, services will be held this afternoon and evening at 2 o'clock and 7:30 o'clock, in Alisky building. Hall 400. Christian Science. At the First Church of Christ, Scien tist, on Twenty-third street, near Irving, services will be held at 11 and S o'clock. Tho subject of the sermon Is "Sacra ment." Children's Sunday school mecti at 12:10. Wednesday evening meeting Is held at 8 o'clock. The free reading-room is open daily from, 20 to 5 and 7:30 to 9. at rooms 2, 3 and 4, Hamilton building, 131 Third street. At the Second Church of Christ. Scien- tist. Auditorium building. Third, botween Taylor and Salmon tE cnrt-ic ,m be held today at 11 A. M. and 8 P. M.. - . ana s . ai subject. "Sacrament" Sunday school , meets imroedlatelv after tho cln of th he cIo. of th - morning service. Wednesday evening I testimonial meeting convenes at 8 o'clock. The reading-room in the same building is open daily from 10 A. M. to 5 P. M. EAST SIDE CHURCHES. Mrs. Ada W. Unrnh Will Spenk This Evening In Cumberland Church. Services at the First Cumberland Prcs bvterian Church P!n5- Twnif, ,n,i cc Taylor streets, at 10:30 A. M. and 8 P. ' au me pastor will speak at the morning service on "The Evidential Value of Mira cles." Sunday school at noon, and Chris tian Endeavor at 7 P. M. At the evening service, 8 o'clock, Mrs. Ada W. Unruh will address the congregation on the sub ject, "The American Boy." St. David's Episcopal. The services today at St. David's Epis copal Church, corner of East Morrison and Twelfth streets, Rev. George B. Van Waters, D. 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United Statu regular troops and blue Jackets and marines from the navy-yard was reviewed by Lleutenant-Oeneral Mllea, Rear-Admlral Barker, Acting Governor Nixon, Maror Low, General Howard and General Brooke. A soldiers' and sailors' monument, said to bo one of the costliest of Its kind la tb world, was unveiled In Rlrcrslda "Park. There was a parade of the G. A. R. la Brooklyn. i. Holy communion, SA.M.; Sunday school 9:45; morning prayer and sermon, 11; even ing prayer and ccrmon. 8 o'clock. Ser vices in St. Paul's Mission. Chicago Sta- ktion,'will be held at 3 P. M. All are in vited. Second Baptist. At the Second Baptist Church, East Ankeny and East Seventh streets, Rev. "William Randall, pastor, will preach at 10:30 A. M. on "Oil for the Lamp: A Study of Stewardship." At the evening hour, 7:45, "A .Message From the Pulpit for the Present Industrial Struggle." A special invitation Is extended to worklngmen and their families. Bible school meets at 12 M., G. M. Wisdom superintendent. Young people's service at 6:45. First United Evangelical. Rev. H. L. Pratt, pastor of First United Evangelical Church, East Sixth and East Market streets, will preach this morning on "In His Steps," and at 8 P. M. on "God's Message Filling the Earth." Westminster Preabyterlnn. At the Westminster Presbyterian Church the entire day will be devoted to services appropriate to Children's day. At the morning service opportunity will be given i for narsntn to nresent children for baD- . tlsm. thp nnstor. Rev. H. S. Temnleton. i will preach a 10-mlnute sermon on ''Copy- lng the Headline." Miss Hoberg will sing a solo ror tne cnuaren. .tignteen cnuaren will reeclve a handsome Bible each, in consideration of the fact that they have passed their seventh birthdays since last Children's day. At 7:30 Children's day exercises will bo given by the Sunday school. Hassnlo-Strcet Congregational. At th Kaolin-Street r-oneretratlonal Church the day will be given to the chil dren of the Sunday school. In the morn ing Children's day exercises conducted by. the choir and members of the Sun day school will be held. In the evening at 7:45 the pastor will preach a sermon for children. Christian Endeavor Society meets at 6:45; subject, "How the Weak Become Strong"; leader, Mrs. .Wllmfcr I Scandinavian Lutheran. At the Scandinavian Evangelical Lu theran Church, East Grant and East Tenth streets, services will be conducted , in Norwegian at 10;45 A, M. and at 8 P. M. Next Thursday evening the Young ' People's Society meets at Mrs. Johntcn's, ' J corner East Ninth and Beacon streets. . Sunday school meets? at 9.30; school on Saturday from 9:30 to 12. J Mount Tabor Methodist. At Mt. Tabor M. E. Church, Sunday, j June 8, 7:45 P. M., the choir will give a sacred concert, assisted by the Mount Tabor male chorus of 20 voices, led by Fred Miller, and the Mount Tabor ladles' ! chorus. 20 voices, led by Mis? Stella Gar- ner- The combined chorus of 40 voices win rendcr "Tne Heavens Are Talking," under the direction of Professor J. A Wucat- Following Is the programme: "w i Organ volunUry-Solected xroiessor -t-awara wan. . , Hrnn-"Holy, Hoiv" . " Congregation. I Prayer ... ThTcretion-J T.. !..!. .7.7'.. ?...' Haydn ' Zlon. Rev. A. Ernst will conduct meet Scripture lesson lings today at the usual place of meet Ladles' chorus "Help Me to Be Holy" Toxvner ' ing, corner of Hawthorne and Grand ave- Mal chorus "Bej ond the Smiling and the "Weeping" Stcbblns Address by the pastor. Rev. S. E Memlnger. . Ladles' chorus "Perfect Peace and Rest".. Towner Male chorus "Too Late"... .Lindsay Offertory Selected Professor Edw. Wall. Ladles' chorus "Jesus, Lover of My Soul" - Towner Male chorus "Day Is Dying In the Wert" Sherwln Benediction Sunnyslde Methodist. At the Sunyyaide M. E. Church, the services will be of special Interest. Dr. j H. 3. Elworthy, the pastor, will preach in the morning at 11 o'clock, his subject being "Walking With God." Sunday school convenes at 10 A. M. An. excellent programme will be given by the Sunday school of the Sunnyslde M. E. Church at 8 P. M. today. iTh6 programme follows: Song- by school.... Led by a chorus of girls Prayer Rev. H. B. Elworthy Anthem ...Class of girls Recitation "What Can a Girl Do for Jesus? Myree Datson Recitation "What Can a Boy Do for Je- susT" Earl Swetland Exercise "Children's Day".. Mrs. Burns' class Recitation '....Miss Grace "Wlnchell Exercise "Fly Little Birds" Mrs. Gatzka'a class Recitation .'.Miss Hazel Bancom Chorus Class of bors Recitation Miss Helen Brown Song "A Shout of Victory".... Class of girls. Recitation Miss Ella "Welch I Chorus "My Savior First of All" Recitation Teacher's Dream" Miss Anna Schoeppel Exercise "The Gleaners" . .Class of nine girls March song and collection The church will be beautifully deco rated for the occasion. Stmnyaide Congregational. There will be services of special interest at the Sunnyeide Congregational Churcn today. The Sunday school under the superintendence of S C Pier convenes l at 10 A M. for the study of "The Coun- ell at Jerusalem. The pastor, Ke. j.j. Staub. will preach at 11 o'clock on "The Christian Waiting for Orders." Miss Albie Fowler will sing a solo In connection with this service. The meeting of the Christian Endeavor Society at 7 o'clock is to be led by Miss Lulu Wickllne, In the consideration of "How the Weak Become Strong." Th6 regular evening preaching service at 8 P. M. will give place to the celebration of Children's day by the Sun day school. An exceptionally fine pro gramme has been prepared. In which the different classes of the school partici pate. Perhaps the most pleasing feature of the service will be the graduation of 14 members of the primary department and their promotion to the intermediate department. The chorus choir will render 'The Children's Hosanna." Church of the Good Shepherd. At the Church of the Good Shepherd, corner Vancouver avenue and Sellwood street. Upper Alblna, Rev. H. D. Cham bers, rector, will conduct the following services: Holy communion at 8 A. M.; morning prayer and sermon at 11; even ing prayer and sermon at 8 o'clock; Sun day school at 10 A. M. Centenary Methodist. At the Centenary Metjiodlst Episcopal Church, corner East Ninth and Pine streetr. all regular Sunday services will be held In the basement of the church. The entrance Is on Pine street. St. Andrew's Chapel. At St. Andrew's Chapel, Peninsular Ad dition, Rev. H. D. Chambers, minister In chargo, will conduct a service and preach at 3:30 P. M. Sunday school meets at 2:3a JZani Side Spiritualists. The Truth-Seekers' Society will hold services in Logus Hall, on Grand avenue and East Washington street, today, at 11 A. M. and 7:45 P. M.: Lyceum at 12:45. , ....... .-. -. r. n t .. ?S"L T"." V' T X Mrs. G. C. Love. - "" X Christian Catholic. At the Christian Catholic Church In nucs. The morning meeting at 10 o ciock will be conducted In German the after noon meeting In the English language. First Universallst. At the First Universallst Church regu lar services will be held at 11 A. M., con ducted by Mr. Myers, who will lead the meeting-- Sunday school meets at the usual hour; Miss Gibson, superintendent. University Park: Methodist. At the University Park M. E. Church today will be observed as Children's day. The morning services will begin at 10:30 Instead of 11 o'clock. An Interesting pro gramme will be rendered "by the Sunday school and choir. In the evening at 7:45 there will be an attractive programme, beginning with the "Roso Garland," by the young people of Mrs. Smith's Sunday school class and three from Mrs. Russell's class. This will be followed by the ex ercise "The Conquering Christ' hy 35 young people and children from the Sun day school. Some of the special music will be "Suffer the Children to Come to Me," by the two classes of Miss Glas3 and Mr. Shatto; anthem, "O Be Joyful" (McPhail); bass and soprano solos by Mr. Glass and Mrs. Lane; anthem, "Be hold, a Stranger at the Door" (Plnsutl); solo by Miss Edith Paulson. Swedish Lnthcran. At the Swedish Lutheran Church, cor ner Rodney avenue and Stanton street, Alblna, a service will be held today at 3 P.M. St. John's Episcopal. At St. John's Episcopal Church, Sell wood, the clergyman In charge will con duct services as follows: Holy Commu nion, 9:30 A. M.; Sunday school, U A. M.; evening prayer, 7:30 P. M. Calvary- Baptist. At the Calvary Baptist Church, corner East Eighth and Grant streets. Rev. M. M. Bledsoe, pastor, will preach In the" morning. In the evening Rev. W. F. Armstrong, of Rangoon, Burma, a re tired missionary, will occupy the pulpit. Millennial Dawn. A service will be held today at 11 A M. at 414 East Ninth street, corner Grant. Trinity German Lutheran. Today the Trinity German Lutheran congregation will celebrate Its annual mission festival in Holladay, Park. Di vine services will be held at 10:30 A. M. and at 2:30 P. M. Rodney-Avenue Christian. At Rodney-Avenue Christian Church, "Moses or Christ" will be the subject of the mornlngi service and "Christian En deavor" the subject of the evening. Among the musical features will be a solo by R. E. Menifee at the evening service. SPRING ON SINNEMAHONE X. Fnaclnta Erythrogaster and Fas data Slpedon Late. New York Sun. ROULETTE, Pa. "With all the rain we have had for the past two weeks," said the man from over Sinnemahoning way, "it would seem to me that the Natrlx fasclata erythrogaster, or its near rela tion, the X. fasclata slpedon; or. In fact, the whole blamed caboodle of the Natrlx family, couldn't have dared to hope to have a Spring opening more to its liking than April has been giving it right along. "I haven't seen even a sign of one of 'em yet, though, and if none of 'em has come forth to cavort and contort along the borders and on the overhanging bush es of the storied Sinnemahone, it isn't at all likely that any oC 'em has shown up yet bn this commonplace side of the mountain. You haven't run across such a thing as a Natrix, any of you, have you? A Fasclata erythrogaster? Nor even a slpedon?" "If you spell 'em 1-d. Id; J-lt, Jit; ldjit." said the man in the pink, blue, green, red. yellow and purple Mackinaw Jacket, breathing quite hard and chewing his navy plug fiercely, "I've see one. Yes; and I see one right now, by socks!' The man in the many-hued Jacket looked straight at the man from over Sinnema honing way, who merely smiled blandly, nodded at his Mackinaw friend and re sumed. "Yes," said he. "The Natrix Is tardy this year, plain enough, and has missed a whole bunch of weather that would have been congenial to him. And then It is a great setback to us over the Sinne mahone. Sweet birds may sing their ver nal songs amid the bursting buds; flowers bright and flowers gay may bloom on the hillsides and scent the vale; but we never can feel our hearts throbbing with the gladness of the merry Springtime, no matter how good the sucker fishing Is, if the Natrix is "hot come. "Sinnemahoning land is never quite aflush with the Joy of Spring until Na trix gets along that way. Particularly the fasclata erythrogaster. And this sea son, up to date, we are still shy the Na trix, even Including the slpedon. "I wouldn't feel so down-hearted and lonesome, though, so far as I am con cerned, If I had 'only met a Eutaenla brachystoma or one of Its more familiar cousins, the E. slrtalls ordlnata or even a dear little Storerla occlpltomaucotus. But not a ding one of 'em have I run up against, and so It is plain that none of those ever-cheering harbingers of spring on the Sinnemahone has as yet stuck forth Its head. "Why! Two weeks earlier than this, last year, I saw a Storerla oclpltomacula tus In a lively tustle with a Bufo Ientlgln osus more than three times Its heft, and it was in a good way to best It and dine upon it, when a sprightly, but covetous Eutaenla slrtalls ordlnata Jumped In from where it had been watching the scrap and took the Bufo away from the poor little occlpltomaculatus. "The poor little occlpltomac went dis consolately away toward the creek, while the Eutaenla slrtalls itself engulfed the lentlglnosus, and a hungry Chelydra ser pentina, just astir after its Winter coma, and which had just failed to capture a plump Catastomus commersonl, looked wistfully on. Oh, the Spring was gladsome a year ago, with the Natrix. and the Eutaenla and the Storerla all early on the scene and doing stunts! "And so I've been wandering dejectedly to and fro this Spring. Of course, later on, there'll be lots of things to brighten life on the Sinnemahone. There's the Anclstrodon contorrlrix, for instance, and the Heterodon platyrhinus; but then we don't ever expect them along until the hired man is out betimes, raking the meadow sweet with hay. And not until tho huckleberry is azuro on tho sunkissed barrens, and tho blackberry has ripened where the briar patch tangles the old burnt-ground back lot, will we 'welcome the Bascanlon fiogelllfornls and Bascanlon constrictor, close of kin, and pert, slick and sassy both. "And there's the Crotalus horrlda, whose merry castanet we never hope to hear un til the waters run low, the stones grow hot beneith the blandishments of the July sun and tho bogs are dry In the upland swamps, whither the Bascanlon constrictor never goes for whithersoever tho Bascanlon constrictor goeth, thither the Crotalus horrlda tarrieth not, but straightway taketh up its bed, so to speak, and gltteth. "And before the Maytlme grass is lush in the meadows and the pasture Is rich where the sweet-breathed klne chew their cuds and swish the pestering files, we never look for the Ophlbolus exlmlus, for there the milk Is sweet in the mllkhouse. May nights are cool, and it is up to the Ophlbolus to eat, drink and be merry. So none of these frequenters of the Sin nemahoning bailiwick Is of Springtime joy to us, and we miss the Natrix and the Eutaenla. We do, for a fact! "Speaking of the Heterodon platyrhinus, though, one day I but there! I'll bet a big red. apple that as Heterodon platy rhinus you folks on this side of the moun tain fall to recognize the Heterodon platy rhinus! And as the Erythrogaster fascl ata or the but tut, tut! I might have known as much! "Why, oh, why will you dwell on this side of the mountain? What point Is there In being citizens of a district where the Heterodon platyrhinus is known to fame only as the hog-nosed snake, or, at best the blowln' adder? How can mortal man be happy, domiciled where they call a Bufo lentlginsus a hoppy toad? And where, if I should lay before them a Storerla occlpltomaculatus, a Crotalus hor rlda, a Natrix fasclata erythrogaster or Natrix fasclata slpedon, an Ophlbolus ex lmlus and a Eulaenla. brachystoma or a Eulaenla slrtalls ordlnata, they would yell: 'Mud snake! Rattler! Watersnake' Snoopln mllksnake! Garter snake!' and would grab a club and pitch In 'to smash em? "And what hope Is there of a land where they know the Chelydra serpentina only as the snappln turtle? Holler 'Blue chaser black snake 1' and drop their berry pails and run away when the fleet and And every Distressing Irritation f Skin and Scalp Instantly Relieved by a Bath with llf1!!! 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The man from over Sinnemahoning walked slowly out smilingly homeward, perhaps to look again and see if the Natrix fasctata erythrogaster or at least the Natrix fasclata slpedon, was not at last hanging on Its bush over the gliding waters of the Sinnemahone, so that the cry might go gladly tnrough the land that Spring had come. Heflclflnger ror Mayor. Yale Alumni "Weekly. A recent number of the Minneapolis Journal announces a definite movement among the citizens of that place to se cure the nomination of "W. W. Heffelflnger for Mayor. Tho movement la represented to be nonpartisan, and simply in the in terests of good government, the Idea ap parently being to make him a Citizens' candidate. The family medicine In thousands of homes Is Hood's Sarsaparllla. Take only Hood's. MORPHINE Opium and all drusr habits cured at home by a treatment wholly new In method, action and results. No pain, suffering or prostration. Tou continue your regular work eery day. No dreaded last stage, or substitution, but l thorough, lasting1 cure. From the time of taking the first dose of my remedy all desire for drugs dis appears. Free Booklet sent on request. No payment until cured. Call or write In strictest confidence. DR. BRUCE KIMM1S. 2fifi Morrison street, rooms 25. 20 and 27. Portland. Or. Mills Honey takers MILLS SLOT MACHINES will work for you 2 hours a day without' compensation Q I V A R I E T I E 5. all prices. rito for catalog andspeci&l offer, i MILLS MOVELTY CO., Chicago.! ii is u sew ; en ..ton street. READ! READ! READ! What the Weli-Known Peo ple of Portland Say ot C. GEE WO THE GREAT CHINESE DOCTOR Can it be wondered that he ls called treat, when his won erful remedies cure and help so many sick and suffering Seople, not only here, ut throughout tho United States? Many are given up to die; others told that an qperation nas the only help for them, yet their lives were saved without the great suffering of an operation. 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