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THE SUNDAY OBEGONIAN, PORTLAND, AUGUST 11, 1901. 21 ,i4BOOK3TA NEXT WAR FOR HUMANITY Problems Confronting the American Nation, as Seen by Rev. C. E. Locke, Formerly of Portland. Rev. Charles Edward Locke, D. D., for merly pastor of the Taylor-Street Metho dist Church of Portland, now of Buffalo, N. Y glories in the greatness of the American Nation and the high station which It occupies among the governments of the world, but says it has problems at home more serious than any which have confronted It abroad. His book. "Freedom's Next War for Humanity," emphasizes the necessity of an imme diate attack upon the internal foes which are a menace to the Nation. He dc lieves, with Abraham Lincoln, that "all the armies of Europe, Asia and Africa combined, with all the treasures of the earth (our own excepted) In their military chests, with a Bonaparte for a com mander, could not, by force, taTje a drink from the Ohio, or make a track in the Blue Ridge, in a trial of a thousand years," and that "If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be Its author and finisher." The American Nation, according to Dr. Locke, is a child of Providence. Colum bus was a providential man, and the dis covery of America Tvas a providential event. With the opening of the seven teenth century great principles were struggling for the ascendancy. The new country opened a field for the operation and triumph of ideas. With the landing of the Pilgrim Fathers the human mead was emancipation, and It no longer was a crime for man to think. The provi dential sequel of the coming of the Purl tans was the struggle for liberty in 1776, and the reinforcement of the purpose of the New World in 1812. The Civil War was the logical sequence of the landing of the Pilgrims. The victory in the war with Spain thrust new and unexpected "burdens and privileges upon us as a Na tion. In our role as a propagator of lib erty we cannot be Indifferent to "the world's wrongs, the world's woes, and the world's wars." While it Is with pardonable pride that we recount the re cent victories won for liberty and civili zation by the Stars and Stripes, It is with humiliation and anxiety that we return from signal victories abroad and examine the dangers and problems and short comings of a popular government. ''As we have fought a. war for humanity, for peoples of other blood and language," says Dr. Locke, "so. If our Nation shall be perpetuated, we will be compelled to wage a war for the oppressed and vic timized portion of our own citizenship. Though swords and gunboats may not be employed, yet the struggle will be no less Intense; and It is certain It will call for as much courage and endurance as any battle that was ever won in the combat with arms." The lines of battle are formed, and the causa helli Is thus de fined: Two great problems present themselves to this country for solution: First, shall we be able to maintain the Bplrlt of liberty the genius of our Republic; and, second, shall we be able to perpetuate the typical American? These two considerations Involve all questions of statesmanship and politics, of morals and rellrlon. The history of the Nation Is but tho story of the evolution of history. "Wars have been Sought and epochs have been turned as this magnificent principle has gained the ascend ency in our National affairs. We believe with the savior of this country that as a Na tion "we cannot endure half slave and half free." Inimical forces are desperately and with demoniacal persistence at work day and night In this Nation, that are determined upon the overthrow of the Republic and the destruction of personal liberty and character. The Internal foe is our most dangerous enemy. Our history attests the truth of Benjamin Har rison's statement: "It is not In the power of any people on earth much to harm us, ex cept our own people." A republic is the divine ideal of govern' ment. The commonwealth of Israel under Moses and Joshua and the Judges was inter rupted during the days of Samuel because the people demanded a King, that they might Imi tate the heathen nations about them. A gov eminent of the people, for the people, by the people, Is the highest conception of national organization, but for Its Integrity and per fection must depend upon the probity and virtue of the individual citizen. Republics have perished In the past from extravagance, luxury and frivolity. Frugality, simplicity, economy and seriousness are In dispensable to national vigor and life. Five hundred years before Christ, Carthage was a flourishing republic, and Hannibal was greater than Caesar; but the magnificent city with Its triple wall could not withstand the invader without, when prodigality and dissipation wera. holding high carnival within. Republics cannot withstand avarice. The Pythian Apollo said, "Nothing but avarlco can conquer Sparta." In national life the rapid increase of wealth produces selfishness and cupidity and arrogance. Rome once had a law prohibiting the individual citizen from owning more than 500 acres. Wealth ordi narily despises poverty. There is a danger ous chasm in the forum of any nation if the rich grow richer and the poor become poorer. At this point republics suffer great danger. The caste lines fixed by selfish wealth are as cruel and Inexorable as thoso which come by tradition. A republic must recognise the equality and rights of each citizen, rich or poor. Many republics have died becauso the power became Invested In the few who ac quired the nation's wealth, and an oligarchical government was the result. Envious poverty Is equally a menace to na tional prosperity. It is often forgotten by the honest man struggling against poverty that Industry, frugality, eobrlety. content ment and reverence, or religion, offer .a way out of the distresses of poverty. "Godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise In tho life that now Is and of that which is to come." The luxuries of this life do not seem always to be fairly divided. If one will study closely men and things, and forces which constantly operate, he will discover a benign law of compensation which gives to families that practice tbe virtues of upright citizen ship immunity from the embarrassments of poverty and the other rewards and oppor tunities t hlch are promised to those who honor the laws of God and man. Our Government should wage a fierce battlu against the oppression and neglect of the poor; against the diabolical slave-masters ot tho cruel sweatshop. Laws must be passed to prevent great corporations from unjustly crowding down the wages of labor; and as, well capital must have some defense against the dissatisfied anarchist who, seeks to arouse discontent among tho honest laboring classes. There Is no greater peril to our Nation today than the acknowledged corruption In munici pal governments. It Is appalling how bosses are recognized; how many hordes of hangers on feed at the public crib, and bow many men have become suddenly affluent In the public employ. Republics cannot, survive when the statesmen becomo demagogues, when politics are corrupted, and when true and self-sacrificing patriotism disappears. Athens and Romo and Venice and France have taught the world unmistakable lessons on this point. WfcM laws cannot be enforced, and when of ficers of the law connive at criminal Infrac tions of the law; when public sentiment cannot be aroused and does not resent insult, bub consorts with cruel enemies then republics speedily disappear. We arc rapidly coming to be a Nation of cities. There Is a slumbering volcano under nearly every city in this Nation today. Good men must go Into politics, or our Nation is doomed. Public treasuries are looted, vice Is practically licensed and under police protec tion, franchises become personal property which rightfully belong to the municipality, and Immoralities are universal. All this be cause the busy, moral, lofty-splrlted ana patriotic citizen has, as ho thinks, neither time nor inclination to concern himself about political affairs. Just as It takes a man to make a soldier, so it takC3 men, true men, to make worthy citizens. There are many men who would willingly bear arms and go to the front In defense of the flag, who fall to recognize the virulence of the attack of these Internal foes. We would better voluntarily destroy these enemies now. than to wait until we will be compelled to fight in self-defense. Republics are doomed when citizens become Impure, when reverence cannot be found, when the temples are neglected, and the altars of worship are thrown down, and when a nation no longer produces mothers. The Anglo-Saxon mother has made England and America. When the mother-spirit dies a nation deserves to disappear. It Is a familiar classic -that upon one occasion, when Caesar saw Roman women earning dogs in their arms, he stlngtngly Inquired whether the women of Rome no longer bore children. Napoleon's reply to Madamo de Stael. that the greatest woman was she who bore the most children, has become an axiom. The permanence of our Republic depends upon America continuing to be a Nation whose God Is the Lord. It was Emerson who said: "America is only another name for oppor tunity. It is God's final effort in behalf of the human race." Our perpetuity as a Nation depends, therefore, upon the moral character ot our citizens and our obedience to the com mands of Almighty God. If America fails In her opportunity It wlH be the disgrace and catastrophe of history. All events ond epochs of the past havo led to the age in which we are living. America occupies the stragetio point of the world. America's victor' meana America's mortality. Courage, conviction, humility and purity, emphasized in the char acter of our citizens, will develop giant men and women here in this Western Hemisphere, who, by the conquest of love and meekness, will conquer the whole world In the name ot Christ! A few months ago our Army and Navy re sponded to the cry of the starving reconcen tradoi oft in Cuba, and rescued them from the clutches of cruel masters. May we not adapt the Oriental proverb, and vehemently demand, "Whatsoever we have heard done In Cuba, do also here In thy country"? Do we not as a Government and as a people hear the wailfng of tho reconcentrados of vlco here In our own towns and cities? The war In Cuba cost pur country 550 lives and J500 wounded and was prosecuted at an expense of $225,000,000. Theso are appalling figures; a great price to pay to redress tho wrongs of that neighboring isle. But how our hearts should stand still when we know of the vic tims of vice in this boasted land of the free and home of the brave! How many young men have been entrapped! How many young women have been Inveigled! How many homes have been desolated! How many hearts have been broken! How many family circles hae been severed! How many children have starved! How many wives and mothers have been murdered! How many asylums have been crowded! How many prisons have been peo pled! Oh, the tears and the sobbing! The blasted lives and hopes! The graves and the gallows! The maniacs and tho Invalids! All, all because vice Is not sternly rebuked, and because the citizenship of this Nation does not demand its rights, and gallantly defend the helpless and the weak. In the midst of all this havoc and death, I am ready to bor row tho words of Frederick Douglass: "I welcome the bolt, come It from heaven or hell, that shall break the power of these allies of American slavery." Answer me I If General Wood could stop the fearful ravages of vice and whisky In Havana, why cannot the authorities do as well for our home cities? Is a military regtmu better than a civil government? War should be declared to a finish against all forms of vice which enslave our people FAMOUS BROOKLYN BRIDGE, IN WHICH STRUCTURAL "WEAKNESS WAS RECENTLY DISCOVERED. "" " " mm " -4Pw.pn(MMiMwinBBWiHMHMaiMai " ' "IJ"W ' ' ' ' -- in -i i v i " " - i r ' The recent breaking: of a dozen or more of the steel straps or suspenders supportlns the cables of. the famous East River bridge, connecting Manhattan and Brooklyn Boroushs of the City of Cireater New York, and which has been regarded as one ot the englneerlnp wonders of the world, has set New Yorkers by the ears and caused almost & panic anion? the hundreds ot thousands of people who have dally occasion to use the structure. It is and imperil our National life. The orders Issued to Admiral Dewey at Hong Kong, "Find the Spanish fleet and destroy it,'' must be repeated against all tbe foes of the Re public. Too many of our preparations to meet these enemies are like the fort of the Revolutionary War which General Washing ton Impatiently called Fort Nonsense, when he saw that It was -constructed a mile away from the road along which the enemy would pass, and the guns of the fort would not throw more than half a mile. Our methods have been insufficient; questions of mode and expediency have divided the forces, and whllo tho rescuing army has differed and dallied, multitudes of the prisoners of vice have been tortured and massacred. It Is for this ago to disprove the unjust characterization made by Matthew Arnold when he said, "The Am erican idea of greatness Is bigness," and show to the world that goodness and greatness are synonymous on this side of the Atlantic. "When this Nation can no longer perpetuate the typical America, when men of courage ana sympathy and convictions and piety can no longer be built, then will decay and decline appear. The vices of a nation thrive upon the destruction of the manhood and womanhood of the nation. When good laws are not en forced the citizenship is poisoned and victim ized. The degeneracy of the individual citizen means tho disintegration of the foundations ot the republic; hence, there la no foe as fierce as the demon who attacks a nation's manhood. Many times in the history ot nations there has been a lamentable scarcity of men as when Deborah defeated 8 Is era at the battle of Mount Tabor; and again, when Elijah com plained in Horeb that all men had departed into idolatry; and, also, when Jeremiah feared lest not a single man could be found in Jerusalem. Such a calamity had befallen Greece when the doughty Diogenes with lighted torch threaded the streets ot Athens In broad daylight seeking for a man. Hosea de clared the penalty which would befall Eph ralm. because of the lawlessness of the tribe, to bo that "there shall not be a man loft." Nor Is this to be understood as an arbitrary curse of high heaven, but tho logical fruitage of national sins. A nation will decline and totter to Its fall, and finally tumble Into oblivion, when, by reason of encouraged vices, men no longer possess the Indispensable traits ot real manhood. There are certain 'processes which are directed against men, which, unless deterred, will result in the abolition of men as vigorous and noble factors of society. While, therefore, as a Nation, we are providentially led to assist struggling peoples in their con tentions for their personal rights, we must not be unmindful of the paramount interests at home, which. If neglected, will speedily shorten our career as propagators of liberty, and exhibit the American Republic to the world as a pitiable spectacle a Nation which could save others, but which could not save Itself. Our mission Is plain! As the gallant ex ponents of freedom our own land shall be the granite citadel of liberty, and all op pressed people shall be assured of our symt pathy and assistance. In the midst of his de votions one day, while lying prostrate before the holy sepulcher In Jerusalem, Peter the, Hermit declared that he heard the voice of Christ distinctly say to him: "Peter, arise! Hasten to proclaim the tribulations of my people! It is timo my -servants phould re ceive help, and that the holy "places should be delivered!" There Is a call to arms todayl There are modern crusades which are waiting for the bold Peter of Amiens. Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes was a prophet of the new humanity when he said: "There were holy wars of old in which it was glory enough to die; wars In which the only aim waa to rescue the sepulcher of Christ from the hands of infidels. The sepulcher of Christ is not in Palestine. Ho rose from that burial place more than 1S00 years ago. He Is crucified wherever his brethren are slain without pity; he lies burled wherever man. made In his Maker's image. Is entombed In Ignorance, lest he should learn the rights his divine Master gave him." Dr. Locke puts forward George Wash ington as a typical American and as representative of the kind of men that are needed to flght the country's in ternal foes. The great moral business before the Nation today, says our au thor, is to suppress and destroy the rum traffic. It Is a problem for statesmen, and if we would do good It must be done In the right way. All alcoholic beverages ENGINEERS -WILL STRENGTHEN THE GREAT STRUCTURE WHICH BINDS NEW are a curse, whether the percentage of alcohol be large or small, and beer 1$ the greatest curse of all, because It Is train ing men Into alcoholic habits -who could not be Induced to begin with gin or whisky. To defeat the enemy, Dr. Locke suggests: "We must wage- a war of un conditional surrender. First, concentrate the enemy, compel him to retreat into his .habitations of darkness and death; and then, by force and strategy, the power of men and the help of God, finally for ever destroy the most colossal and fiend ish conspiracy for the debasement of the human family that was ever concocted In the habitations of hell." American Hall of Fame. The Hall of Fame. By Henry Mitchell Mac- Cracken. G. P. Putnam's Sons. New York. This Is the official book authorized by the New York University senate as a statement of the origin and constitution of tho Hall of Fame and of its history up to theclose of 1900. The work falls natur ally Into two parts. The first part is a history of the Hall and the second part contains biographical sketches of the 29 Americans whose names have been se lected for enrollment. 'The origin of ,the Hall of Fame Is thus described in the first clause of the agreement between the New.York University and the giver of the Hall: A gift of $100,000 is accepted by New York University under the following conditions: Tbe money is to be used for building a colon nade 500 feet in length at University Heights, looking toward the Palisades and the Har lem and Hudson River valleys. The exclusive use of tho colonnade is to servo as "The Hall of Fame for Great Americans." One hun dred and fifty panels, each about two by olght feet, will be provided for inscriptions. Fifty of these will be inscribed in 1000, provided 50 names shall be approved by the two bodies of Judges named below. At the close of every five years thereafter five additional panels will be Inscribed, so that the entire number shall be completed by A. D. 2000. The statue, bust or portrait of any person whoso namo is inscribed may be given a place either In the Hall of Fame or in the museum adjoining. A list of names deemed worthy of a place in the Hall was first obtained from the public. This list was In turn sub mitted to 100 electors, including presidents of universities, editors and authors, Judges of courts, professors ot history and scientists, who selected the follow ing 29: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Daniel Webster, Benjamin Frank lin, Ulysses S. Grant, John Marshall, Thomas Jefferson, Ralph Waldo Emer son, Robert Fulton, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Washington Irving, Jonathan Edwards, Samuel F. B. Morse, David G. Farragut, Henry Clay, George Peabody, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Peter Cooper, Ell Whitney, Robert B. Lee, Horace Mann, John F. Audubon, James Kent, Henry Ward Beecher. Joseph Story, John Adams, William Ellery Channlng, Gilbert Charles Stuart, Asa Gray. The Langroase of Crlnie. Joslah Flynt's frequent sojourns in what he calls the Under World have enf"lch.ed his vocabulary with many vigorous and picturesque terms. What is more to the purpose, they ' widen our horizons into dark and troubled territory. In "The World of Graft," a recent publication of McClure, Phillips & Co., as in "The Pow ers That Prey," we learn of "guns," of "dips," "yeggmen," and "Strong-Arm men," who work In "mobs' untroubled by "wise elbows," never "pinched" unless a copper gets "leary," and never pun ished unless the "Front Office" cannot be "squared." Mr. Flynt's very lingo, bor rowed from the grafters to give color to his facts, is of sinister import, bearing the implication of systematized crime, which will not disappear while the Upper World Ignores what lies below. Doom Castle. Doom Castie. By Nell Munro. Doubleday. Page & Co., New York. Mr. Munro has tho happy faculty of en tertaining, but his novel win not keep the reader on the alert for startling situ ations. He deals with conditions In Scot land in tne1 middle ot the 18th century, but the cause of the exiled Stuarts plays only a minor part in the story. Doom Is simply the family name of a poverty stricken baron who lived la a lonely old barrack on the shore of Loch Lomond, not far from the seat of the Argyles. The search of Simeon McTaggart, chamber lain to the Duke of Argyle, for the baron's daughter, Olivia, furnishes about all the romance there Is in the story. THE MAGAZINES. In the August Review of Reviews Dr. Shaw discusses the great steel strike in its various aspects and comments on many other matters of current interest at home and abroad. M. de Bloch's re cent address at Paris on the lessons of the Boer War Is reviewed, and Its appli cation to the military situation In tho United States, as well as in Europe, is pointed out. The August Atlantic is a strong and at tractive fiction number, containing six complete stories or sketches by famous hands. Miss Jewett's "Tory Lover1' comes -"""" ' '" to an end and Miss Johnston's "udrey" increases In Interest with the new install ment. Brooks Adams opens the number with a discussion of the state of our foreign relations; commercial and Na tional, entitled "Reciprocity br the Alter native"; Henry A. Clapp begins his long looked for "Reminiscences of a Dramatic Critic"; J. D. Whelpley, under "The Iso lation of Canada," discusses the national policy of that colony; P. A. Slllard de scribes James Boswell as "The Prince of Biographers"; A. R. Kimball treats of "The New Provincialism." The Cosmopolitan for August reveals the late Grant Allen In a new light that of a keen and clever satirist of modern society, not only In England, but In the world at large. The Cosmopolitan, Im mediately on his death, secured from his son all his papers, and the clever alle gory, "The Temple of Fate," in the Au gust number, is one of those selected. Like "The British Aristocracy" In the April Cosmopolitan, the present article impresses itself on the reader wrlth a di rect fearlessness which is a new quality In the author's work. "The Failure of the Two-Party Sys tem" is the theme of a timely article In the August Forum by Albert Watklns, who condemns the present system as put ting a blanket mortgage on truthfulness and on Independent thought and action. The history of Bryanlsm is used to point his moral. Mr. WatKlns prefers the group system, prevalent in Germany and France. He speculates on the probable results if the "sound money" Democrats and disaffected Republicans had forsworn their party allegiance and formed a new group of their own. Mrs. Flora Annie Steel, whose "Face of the Waters" and "Hosts of the Lord" have had a multitude of American read ers. Is a name not often seen In American magazines. In Leslie's Monthly she tells a new story of India, "The Squaring of the Gods." which shows that she is still a perfect interpreter of the mysteries and superstitions which make India what it is. Then there are other stories by LllUe Hamilton French, William McLeod Ralne and W. B. MacHarg, genuine an ecdotes of Lincoln, whlea tne editors havo secured at first-hand, an amusing mis cellany of little stories and a very sug gestive article upon the expenses of yachting, which gives facts and figures to make one think that the old Roman times have come again. In the Engineering Magazine for Au gust, "Ore-Handling Machinery on the Great Lakes" Is strikingly described by James N. Hatch. His clear account of the vessels, apparatus and methods, to gether with the many really beautiful il lustrations, give an excellent idea how large a part these labor-saving methods have played In securing the present ascendancy of the United States in steel making. The Popular Science Monthly for Au gust opens with an artlclo entitled "On Bodies Smaller Than Atoms," by Profes sor J. J. Thompson, the successor of Lord Raylelgh and Maxwell in the chair of physics at Cambridge, who here describes for the first time ih popular language the discoveries that have made him the leading living physicist. It seems almost Incredible that he should not only have discovered but also weighed bodies smal ler than atoms. The Woman's Home Companion for Au gust isa fiction number. It contains five short stories: "An Idyl of Central Park," by Brander Matthews; "Her Grace of Stoke Pogis," by Elizabeth O. Cuppy; "The Man From Mars," by Katharine Holland Brown; "The Sorrows of Jim Jamphry," by Minnie Thomas Boyce; "After Many Days," by Frederick M. Smith. The children's page gives one of Margaret Johnson's illustrated poems, and a short fairy story. Two notable features aro a double page illustrating famous beaches, and "The Lady War wick School for Women Farmers." THE NOBLE COLUMBIA. How a Toiirlst Appreciated the Great River of the Northwest. PORTLAND, Aug. 3. (To the Editor.) Following Is an extract from a letter of a tourist, which shows how much the Co lumbia River Is appreciated by those who have visited it: "Leaving Portland, the Gatzert, after skimming down the placid waters of the Willamette a dozen miles to its mouth, turns her bow up the grandest river on .this continent the Columbia. At first the country is more or less open, with blue mountains In the background. The old military post at "Vancouver soon comes In sight, where General Grant was stationed in his youthful days before the war. "Presently, however, the hills begin to close In, crowding tho river into a nar row channel. Rooster Rock looms up ahead, a great rough-coated monolith, the outpost of the grand, wild country that ia to follow. Now the steamer plows her way around Cape Horn, a huge point of solid rock, whose lofty sides are smooth and perpendicular. The Palisades of the YORK AND BROOKLYN IN BONDS OF found that the bridge has been seriously weakened by electrolysis and from other causes, and that unless steps at once be taken to remedy the situation there is danger of a col lapse and consequent frightful disaster. Engineers are now examining It. with a view to Its reconstruction and practical rebuilding-, so far as may be neceseary to Insure Its safety. The atroctare was opened to traffic Hay 24, 1SS3, and cost about $21,000,000. ssssssBsftaMfcftLJLJ! " The ordinary wading through words to get into the deep water of interest is happily absent in 'The Puppet Crown for the first page plunges you headlong into a story that is so inter esting, so exciting, so full of dramatic incident, so abso lutely absorbing, that there is never a moment in the read ing of the book that you can lay it aside without regret." New York Press. Bar "The book thet takes a.11 one's adjectives to tell about." eBgBBBnaBniBVBiMisnMniBESOinOHniaaM r wSQ THE BOWEN-MERRILL only when rightly used It Is rightly used when devoted to a course In our school. Verily, a busi ness education pays. The success of our graduates proves this. Hundreds of them are profitably employed In the Pacific Northwest, as bookkeepers and stenographers. "Quality first, then quantity," Is our motto. Strict adherence to it is what maintains for our school such a high standing in public estima tion and this means a great deal to our graduates when seeking employment. Send for catalogue to be had for the asking, and tells all about our school. PORTLAND BUSINESS COLLEGE PARK AND WASHINGTON STREETS A. P. ARMSTRONG, LL. B., PRINCIPAL Board of Directors D. SOUS COHEN - - D. P. THOMPSON, PRESIDENT - DAVID M. DUNNC Hudson are puny in comparison with this massive wall. "You have now entered a gorgeous, glo rious region. On either side the mountains rlso to the verv cloud. Hero a peak Is capped by a' pinnacle as sharp as any thorn; the summit of another draws a long, straight line across the sky; an other Is rounded like tho papal crown, so each assumes Us own extravagant shape. Vast forests of fir stretch away up tho less steep slopes, completely cloaking them in a mantle of green. Here a rugged face of rock, richly colored by a dozen shades of red, takes, on a look supremely gorgeous. Over some of these steeps come leaping mountain streams, forming ex quisite waterfalls. But the acme of splen dor is reached In the great snow-capped mountains (five in all), which rear their lofty heads far up into the heavens, away above all the surrounding country. Any thing moro nearly divine Is unthinkable at best. Words fall to convey any satis factory idea of the grandeur of this re gion; the solemnity of the huge bulks and dizzy heights awe one to silence. The traveler, whose stock of descriptive ad jectives is quickly exhausted, can but gazo In mute wonder. "The rler Itself is no mean part of the scan?, as it comes racing down its narrow course or billowing over the cas cades. Doubtless Job had some such places in mind when he wrote: 'He cut toth out rivers among the rocks "The pigmy fish wheels (pigmy In com parison with the Titan tic heights), moored STEEL. pmaw 1 .1 lsr i SfrtH -i nnit -m mm CO., PU0USHCR3. jGSjjgV to some outjuttlng crag, add an element of picturesqueness to the scene, and are watched by .the traveler with no small amount of Interest. "A word about tho steamer on which you spend the day will perhaps be apropos at this juncture. Tho Bailey Gatzert Is a sw If t and powerful boat, her round trip of 220 miles being made in 15 hours. Her furnishings are luxurious, the decorations attractive, the culslno excellent, the offi cers polite and attentive, so that the pleaa ure, of the day Is thus materially enhanced by these surroundings "On the trip down stream, ono Is simply astounded at the new wonders revealed and marvel3 that they escaped tho eye before. Words are inadequate to describe the sunset on tho Columbia In this re gion, but exaggeration of Its splendor la well nigh Impossible. "Finally the Gatzert reaches her wharf and lands a crowd most enthusiastic in Its praise of tho trip." LAMAR SEELEY, JR. BIG RUSH FOR PATENTS. Automobile Section. Busiest in. tha Patent Office. By all odds, says tho American Auto mobile, the automobile tsectlon is the bus iest of all the 'divisions of the Patent Office at Washington these days. Slnca all the fashionable world has taken to automoblllnr, and this sport Is no longec a fad, the Inventors of the country eoera to have turned their attention to bring ing out Improvements in motors, car riages and other parts. The number ot applications that are being received for patents on devices for automobiles Is so great that It has been found necessary to havo five special examiners on the work. Four separate divisions have been or ganized, to which are referred patent paw pers according to tho specific kind ot pat ent that is demanded. One division han dles electric motors, another steam mo tors, another gas and acetylene motors and another looks out for the compressed air motors. It is very seldom that the rush of business for a certain division Is so great as to cause an Increase in the number of special examiners or to bring about the establishment of additional di visions. One special examiner is ordi narily able to take care of all applica tions relating to one branch of work. The only record there Is of a greater volume of work coming to one division than now falls to the lot of tho automo bile bureau, occurred some years ago at tho time the bicycling craze was at Its height. There waa such a deluge ot claims for patent on wheels, chains, bear ings, handles and the other parts of a bicycle, that 10 special examiners were detailed to help out the chief of tho division. These cases have dwindled down since, until now only two men are re quired In the bicycle division. The electrical division Is pushing the automobile section for first honors in the matter of work. There has been a marked Increase in the development of electrical science In the past five years, and this Is shown In the Patent Office to a greater degree than anywhere else. Bnllnde of Dead Humorists. If you sow Success, you must harvest Wo For fame was ever a fickle Jade. And sequels never were known to "go,'a When Art deteriorates Into Trade. A song too long on the lyre Is played. And lo, your ictory Is reversed I The Critic crlea, in his wild tirade, "He's not so good aa be was at first!" The praise of the Public melts like snow, Tho smiles of your Favor quickly fade; Unless a chameleon garb you show. Or change like Proteus, unafraid. Your name Is likely- to retrograde. The deluge comes! Lest you be immersed. Pray change your field ere the plaint tM made, "He's not so good as he was at flrstl" E'en Chlmmle Fadden was voted "slow," J. Ford too long at the counter stayed, And Bangs' Houseboat we did outgrow, While Dunne too long after Dooley strayed. Oh, tremble now for the slangy Adet The Publisher urges him to his worst. But Critics are crying In ambuscade, "He's not so good as he was at flrstl" Envoy. O Wits, I'm calling a spade a spade; Havo done with your stunts ere your bubbles burst Too much ot a Muchness, add you are flayed! "He's not so good as he was at first!" Gelett Burgess, la tho Bookman. rLf. flMtatBt wBHH