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THE SUNDAY OEEGOMAN, PORTLAND, FEBEUAET 25, 1900. 21 WJthBqpfiS The Bookworm. The Bookworm's an otatrta grab, "VN hether be 0 alt alone or In & dob. A stupid books which seem to as & bore. en a worm win turn their pagoa o'er. Ii Solomon or aomtinny amm The etriy ree4-Mrd ootehoe the bookworm? -Oamtpn "WettB in Life GROWTH OF NATIONALITY Corf rBmrat Jfere in SftBScr of Over- ikadowlBS State Authority Tkan of Being; SvorahadeTved. Professor Joint Buomh's new volume, G- wth of Nattowaltty In the United iS c :s ' is the fruit of lectures which Ljc followed lor & series of years in un. rxaasroom a. study of the oeostltu 13 of the Unite States. They "break i.i somewhat front the technical aad f xnal character of that chart of Hearties a'i discuss Its connection, In aevetoB n.cnt with the national ltte it has so ma t ia, y aided tn calling forth, and. with the soc al 1 fe which has sprung up from .. It is thus a vital, quite as much as a. .& growth that k considered, and the two together constitute a social stud. Nationality," says -the author, "stands icr the sympathetic activity of a people d every portion of It la the pursuit ef .her common prosperity. The social, commercial and intellectual life of the u.on becomes one freely participated .n by every dttaea according to the ca I&nty which belongs to Mm." The first c'-tslacle to this tmlty of sentiment at the 1 mo of the foundation of our govern rriiit was the narrow provincial life led lj ihe several colonies, which gave rise t a rbtrlcted policy and to unreasonable , - .udicec Title embarrassment was, Teer, overcome by the rapid devatop iliJ of commerce and of social life. T ii - general government is far more in aa'er of unduly overshadowing state .. iior ty than of itself being overshad owed by the states." The second great danger to national "u It was the question of slavery, which cu.ni'P In due tine, to the arbitrament of iar a war so thorough and extermtnat--pas to root up and sweep away the in- x ution which had "been its occasion. The race problem which it left behind is a found of irritation, but not of nauonal iAition as both North and South are in tcrsUd in nock the same way in its .. imate solution. Ihe present danger which besets the rational unity is a contention among . ases as to their respective rights in the state. For Instance, during the past ftw years, we have seen "a favoring by I-rWiue law by one and another form of production, as those interested In them 1 a e won the legislative ear, with bo t din reference to the public welfare; tnc allowing of various franchisee to be appropriated by private persons; unequal a vantages extended by public-carriers to Mo several portions of the community; tr-e corruption of political life and the cbtuse of poHtlcal power by the use of wraith in securing and protecting these . a&? privileges, and the unequal distri-"b-.. ion of public burdens in taxation." Professor Bascom. concludes as follows: Po tical life has thw separated itself f 1 nm social life, and becomes a subordi raic and corrupt term in the general E ugg e for wealth and power. Hence He coi elusion of what we have said ar d ha e to say the growth of nationali ty mupt always mean the collective grov, th of political Institutions. Industrial id turns, and class dependencies, ever i- more harmonious submission and min-iv-ration to each other. That political 1 moment which expresees existing social furors is sound and wholesome, that po ll cal activity which creates and pur sues its own ends is superficial and eor rup" Our nationality is to be fully won or finally lost in the apprehension and pursuit of our social welfare." (G. P. Putnam 8 Sons, New York.) EDITOR F HARPMR'S BAZAR. Miss Jordan, One of the Best Eqnipped Je-nraalists la America. Miss Elisabeth G. Jordan, who has en tered upon her duties as editor of Har per s Basar. Is the youngest editor that w ckly has ever had. In fact it has only had two others, the late Xiss Mary L, I h, who suggested its plan and scope to M rs Hnrpor. -and Macnaret S. Sang e't, who assumed the editorial chair s1 01 ilj after Warn Booth's death. There v, s an interrognunt, during which S. S. Tenant occupied the chair, but that was orJj for a short time. Miss Jordan, who is jut 31 years of age, was born In Mll w uk. Wis., and educated at the Con- f 1 1 Notre Dome and the University of U .scorisln At tn convent she won the oss of honor, -wtoou carries many privl 1 cis with it About M years ago Miss Jvrlsn went to Now York to enter the W-nalistie neht. Sho accepted a repor t 'id' position on the World, which she p 1 fr one year, the other nine years or ame poster were spent in the edi tor a departments. Mms Jordan Is one of tho bi t-equlpped Journalists in the coun tr She stand high in her profession. and C lon"l Harvey is to be congratulated or the wisdom of wis selection. Miss Jordan will Fay nothing as to Her plan of action as editor of the Baaar. for she in tend' to let her work speak for Itself. Three jcirs ago Miss Jordan published a o.ume of short stories called. "Tales of the :i Room' through Messrs. Scrib-nc- The boak was unnsuans- weU re ceded . XtnetcoH-tk Century Liberties. "Liberty of the Nineteenth Century" is the fruit of yearn of study of Ute de velopment of political and reMgtoue lib erty b Frederic Ma Holland. The au thor review Napoleon's work. poUtteal and religious reform in Europe ana Amer ica and the nagwi emancipation movement in the United States Napoleon, ho says, made the 90 paarc ending with an more glorious than any later period, an much more wretched Bargains and oompre miss were the dtetlncthe restarts of th rongreec of Vienna When alt the p under ha boon divided, the royal rob bers united tn a declaration acknowledg ing Jeeus as tho only sovereign, and reo omrr.orKMnjr the dnUy and universal prac tice of religion The advance in freoiom has been so rapid, tho author says, that h Americans enn no lomrer ruchtfunv saj that the are the onty people able't to goxern thomserMK. If any nation can maintain a fro press, just laws, and r ections of local maptotrates, it ought 'o enjoy those rights, however slight may be its fitness for hwmntna- a republic. Respecting the centraUstng tendencies of government Mr Holland mum; arts that K oud be w 1 for reformers to try to re strict the pi-'a'lo-' or govmtraeet ae ordiaf p tho following rule Nothing to "be undertaken by a national govern ment, which can be done as well by mu nicipalities; and nothing to be attempted, either by a local or central government, which can be done as well by private citizens, acting' singly or In voluntary as sociations. (G. P. Putnanfs Sons, New York.) "Wife of His Youth. A new and hitherto unexplored field In literature has been opened up by Charles W. Chestnutt In "The Wife of His Youth; and Other Stories of the Color Line." The nine shortwstorles of which the volume is made up present the negro simply as a human being, without the exaggerated pathos of the purpose novel, or the equally exaggerated and sometimes fantastic humor of the negro story. The underlying idea is the negro problem the tragedies accompanying the evolution of the negro toward that point where racial NEW EDITOR OP MISS ELIZABETH G. JORDAN. distinctions are not maintained. The opening story presents an old problem, that of the husband who has spiritually and intellectually outgrown his wife, but under novel conditions, and makes the hero solve it righteously and nobly. The lesson of the stories is that even if a man rises in station he has responsibili ties of family and race which he cannot shake off. To the extent that he attempts to free himself from these responsibili ties, to that extent is he less of a man than before. (Houghton, Mifflin & Co.) Expedition to the Philippines. Another volume of the Harper series of books on tho Spanish war and its results describes General Merrlt's expedition to the Philippines. It is entitled "The Ex pedition to the Philippines," and is by F. D. Millet, who went to Manila as cor respondent of Harper's "Weekly and the London Times. When General Merrltt arrived at Manila he found that Spanish prisoners who had been captured by the Filipinos were weak from hunger. Ho or dered them fed, ignoring Agulnaldo's protest. The incident nmrked tho besln- contalnsl ..Art as a Means of Expres nlng of the troubles between the Amerl- b w j stillman; "Japan's Entry cans and the Insurgents Mr. Millet is j ft world's Politics." Garrett Jrop- convlnced ttet the great hope of the reb( . America and Eu- eis after the battle of Manila bay was . ta w V wiir. "t, ,H,ro t to capture Manila and sack It. During the siege of the city the insurgents were not recognized In any way either as en mies or allies. They participated in an un authorized way in the assault upon the city, but after the Americans took pos session an order was issued forbidding armed natives inside the lines, and this regulation was rlgidiy enforced. From this time forward Agulnaldo's followers became more aggressive and Insolent and it was the expected that happened when the rebellion broke out In all Its fury In February. 1S99. (Harper & Bros., New York.) BOOK KOTES. Beacon Biographies of Nathaniel Havrthorne and John Brows. Two recent additions to the "Beacon Biographies" are "Nathaniel Hawthorne," by Mrs. James T. Fields, and "John Brown," by Joseph Edgar Chamberlain. Mrs. Fields' sources of Information are independent for she knew Hawthorne well and in her little book dras freely upon much recollection and correspondence. She was allow ed perfect freedom to quote from all the Hawthorne books published "by Houghton. Mifflin & Co., and adding her own observation has sketched a charming outline. Mr. Chamberlain pre- seals a picture of John Brown, separating hlm as much as possible from the contro- I. "Say, sister, dis wasWa' laaxamy am poet awy. Let's roll it down the versles and hatreds which commonly arose ia old times at the mention of hte name, and without inquiry into the effect of hs work. "Yet the story of Brown Is so strongly simple." says Mr Chamberlain, "so utterly governed by an ideal, so glow ing and tragical, that any one who follows It closely is likely to find himself kind ling before he is avyare of it." (Small, Maynard & Co,.; Boston.) Originality of theme, strong emotional Quality and an Oriental atmosphere are displayed In Miss Mary McNeill Fenol losa's volume of verse, Out of the Nest." About half of thfr pieces reflect Japanese habit and thought and the others are founded on native ballads or are descrip tive of Oriental life. "Envy" and "After the Storm" are particularly pleasing. (LHtle, Brown & Co., Boston.) "Songs From the Psalter," by Richard Arnold Greene, contains 50 songs founded upon as many different psalms. (G. P. Putnam's Sons, New York.) FEBRUARY MAGAZINES. South. African War Discussed in the North American 'Review. The North American Review devotes a generaous amount of space in the Febru ary Issue to the South African war. Un der the general heading of "The "War for an Empire II," two groups of three ar ticles each deal with two distinct phases of this topic, the one being "The Military and Strategical Situation," the other "The Rivalry of Races in South Africa." Outing for Fehruary is a magician's wand that transports Its readers out of their environments through the gates of enchantment to far off lands and pleas ant pastimes. The South naturally claims a preponderance of space, for there "the opportunities of outdoor life are "in no way restricted by climatic conditions. Ex-Secretary of State Olney will con tribute to the March Atlantic Monthly a HARPER'S BAZAR. notable political paper entitled "The Growth of. Our Foreign Policy." Louis Zangwlll's complete noval in the February number of the "New XJppln cotf1," entitled "Tho Siren From Bath," Is a refreshing antidote to the colonial romance which has been so popular for some time past. Modernity, however, is not by any means the only merit in Mr. Zangwlll's half-humorous, half-pathetic talo of English life. In it, a stilted, would-be schoolmaster gets entangled) In the charms of a siren, whose heartless conduct leads him Into truer pathways of love. Two articles in the Engineering Maga zine for February, "The Economic Con quest of Africa," by Colonel H. G. Prout, and "Concerning the Actual Condition of tho Panama Canal," by Charles Paine, share equally the position, of leadership. It is noteworthy that while Colonel Prout Is very critical of the great African trans portation project the Cape-to-Calro rail way, Mr. Paine Is most favorably Im pressed with the practicability and suffi ciency of the Panama canal, of which he has just made a personal Inspection. i hort Story' by E. Charlton Black; "Recent Work In the Science of Religion," by C. H. Toy E. D. Beach has begun in Harper's Weekly a department of literary comment, under the name of "Notes .of a Bookman." Mr. Beach's work on the Saturday col umn of the New York Sun Is well known, and the charm which has made that col umn so readable In the past Is the chief characteristic of the notes which the Weekly Is publlslxlng from time to time. One on Daddy. A high-school girl said to her afther tho other night: "Daddy, I've got a sentence here I'd like tp have you punctuate. You know some thing about punctuation, don't sou?" "A little," said her cautious parent, as he took the slip of paper she handed him. This Is what he read: "A $5 bill flew around the corner." He studied it carefully, "Well," he Anally said, "I'd simply put a period after it, like this." "I wouldn't," said the high-school girl; 'Td make a dash after It." Cleveland Plain Dealer. ID Heart Tonic In Mexico, vanilla Is much used as a heart tonic. The plan is simply to take a piece of vanilla, such as Is used for flavor- ing, and to chew it. SAD STATE IN WHICH st'f uo hlhT 2. "Cat's fle scheme. LVjwb -jr- New Version. There was a. little slrl And she bad a little curl "WTiIch hun In. the middle of her forehead: "Wberv the weather was cool 'It crimped aceordins to rule, "When tha weather was hot it looked horrid. Brooklyn Eagle. ELSA'S BIRTHDAY PARTY Mite "Rosebud" Receives Plump Lit tle "Chocolate Cream" and Other Tiny Friends. Elsa Sheaff's hair is golden and forms It self into 11 three-inch long ringlets that cluster around Elsa's shapejy little head even more becomingly than do those of Pinkie, her favorite doll, around Pinkie's head. Lottie Cain's hair is black, making a fuzzy covering for her small pate. El sa's eyes are blue, and her cheeks are as, pink and fresh as the .petals of a Her mosa rose. Perhaps it is the appearance of her cheeks that has given her the pet name, "Rosebud." Lottie's eyes are dark, well surrounded by white, and her com plexion Is like a piece of satin of a pretty brewn shade. If Elsa resembles a rosebud, Lottie may be compared to something almost as good a plump chocolate cream. Last summer, the little girls lived on Yamhill street and near each other? Their tricycles. helped them "become acquainted. ""ou ride mine,-, little colored girl, and I'll ride yours," Elsa said, after they had been passing each other and repassing for at least 16 minutes. But just as .a well worn shoe1 was placed on Elsa's pedal, some one, tat the wirdow of a near-by house called, "Lottie, get back on your own tricycle," and Lottie scrambled to obey. "You'll come home with me, wron't you?" the chocolate cream asked of the rose bud, who consented, although she felt afraid of the woman who had objected to the exchange of tricycles and who proved to be her new-found friend's mother. Blade Baby Dean. What do you think Lottie's mother held in her lap? A funny black baby, that, when it cried, seemed to have the Inside of its mouth lined with red flannel. "Ain't he cute? His name's Dean," Lot tie said. "Yes, but I wouldn't have named him that," Elsa replied. "What would ou have named him?" the colored woman asked. "Corn," answerc Elsa. You see, she had understood Lottie to say "bean," in stead of "Dean." The baby's mamma laughed at the joke; nevertheless, Elsa was frightened, for she showed big white teeth In doing so, and this made Elsa think of the story of Red Riding Hood. You remember the wolf showed big white teeth, ju3t before he tried to eat Red Riding Hood. So Elsa, edged near tho door and. at the first chance, slipped out, Lottie following. "We'll play in my aandpile now," said Elsa, leading the way to the Sheaff back yard, in a corner of which had been dumped, for Elsa's especial benefit, a wagon-load of sea beach. "My spade's gone," exclaimed tho small proprietor, after having mounted the pile and taken a hasty survey. "I 'spose some stealer's got it," she added, In disgust. "Is this it," Lottie called, pulling a long handled toy from behind: a clump of rasp berry bushes. "Yes; I'll give jou a bouquet, little col ored girl," said Eba, stepping from the sand to her garden, near by, and picking two fuchsias, six daisies and a spray of The Parrott I won't do a thing to that fresh bird next time .he comes out and calls me a cuckoo Types. baby-breath.. They were received with a grin of pleasure. "You call me 'little colored girl don't you?" Lottie ventured "Yes," Elsa answered. "Well, jou won't do It any more, will you? 'cause my name's Lottie Lottie Cain." "All right, Lottie; but you'd better go home now 'causo it's time I and my mamma were starting for down town." Bids Lottie Good-B. Elsa escorted her caller to the gate, then, joined Mrs. Sheaff, who was out on the porch, enjoying the fresh air. "Lottie's a nice little girl. She hunted MISS JACKSON'S WASH1N' See " 'J" 'Gracious! 3. up my spade. We'll have her at my blrf day party, won't, we, mamma?" "Where didi you find Lottie?" Mrs. Sheaff asked. "Right out here on this sidewalk. She Can come to my party, can't hfe?" "Wo'll see," Mrs, Sheaff replied. Elsa was not satisfied. A suspicion en tered her mind that there were diffi culties she could not quite understand. In the Way of having Lottie at the approach ing party. "Do you sink her mamma ud let her come?" she queried. At that time, Elsa had not learned to pronounce "think" correctly. "I suppose she would," answered Mrs. .Sheaff. "I'll ask her If she wants to be Invited," Elsa remarked. "Don't say anything to her about your party," and the llttlo girl, though puz zled to know why she was; to say nothing about it, did not ask questions. Next morning the Sheafrs went to Clatsop for a short stay. The first tricycle ride taken by Elsa af ter their return was In the direction of Lottie's. Great was her surprise at find ing the small cottage deserted. She hur ried home to bear the news, saying: "Lot tie's moved away, mamma; how'll we know where to find her for the party? SWEET INNOCENCE. ! t - , fir , ffi "' ( J Mother No, darllnc you mustn'.t have any Eva Please, mother dear, I don't mind' Al I wonder If the postman can tell where she's gone." When the time for sending out the In vitations came, Mrs. Sheaff had a sick headache, so she asked Mr. Sheaff to write the notes. Lottie Is Invited. "Lottie's first, Fred; fix Lottie's first," insisted Elsa, who, when she was not skipping ally about the room, clutched tho edge of the table and stretched on tiptoe, in order to see the pen move over tho paper. When Elsa Is excited, or very much In earnest, she calls her father and mother by their names of "Fred" and "Emma." "Lottie; who's Lottie? I don't see her name on this list mamma gave me," Mr. Sheaff said. "Emma didn't put it down; but I want her, anyway. She's Lottie Cain, and we don't know whero she lives, but maybe the postman does." So he wrote: "Elsa Sheaff. requests the pleasure of Miss Lottie Cain's company Friday, from 2 until 4," and placed the in vitation In an en elope, addressed "Port land," but without street and number. That night, when Elsa was being un dressed, she said Innocently: "Fred and I sent Lottie a letter today, mamma. Do you sink she'll get It?" What a happy afternoon was that of the party! It was well that Mrs. Sheaff hnd -thmic-ht -to have Rocvfttafld's dftlft and other treasures ready to be handed around amongthe guests, for the hostess was j ing it; but this was found to be a mis so excited and glad she could only clap take. The fish were In a school some feet her hands and dance about, or run to the below the surface, and were In all prob window and look down the street to find If ability making the sounds by striking any one eise was coming now we ring- lets bobbed, and how nrettv tho bOW Of light blue ribbon, pinned to the shoulder of Elsa's white dress, looked, as its long ends streamed when she ran. Lottie; Comes. "Here's Lottie," she cried, finally; but In turning from the window too quickly she fell over a footrest. Then she screamed: "Pick her up, Emma, pick her - r ' - . - . -- up. She's hurt all over." For a minute J It looked as though the party wouldn't go on, but smiles -were shining through Rosebud's tears by tho time black L6t tie was brought Into the room. And how happy Lottie looked at finding herself, in the midst of the prettily-dressed girls and bright-faced bojs, and upon seeing the toys scattered about and the white-covered table, trimmed In pink, which showed through the sliding doors. After two or three games, such as "hunt j the thimble," and "drop the handker chief," they took their places at the tabre. There were flowers In the center and a Dlnk-frosted cake, upon which burned four tiny candles to show that Elsa was four years old. Above all, there were present-a doll fan and a paper mando lln. filled with candy, for each girl; a whistle and a paper banjo, full tif candy, fni- onoVi Hot- for each boy Lottie beha ed beautifully. Probably she thought she must be just as good as pes- WASBRQUGHT HOME. New we'e dene It'." sible. But one thing' happened to em barrass her. It was Intended that the lemonade should-be sipped through straws, and nev er having taken lemonade- this wa,-Xitftt(e. made it bubble. Mrs. Sheaff tried to show her hew to manage her breath, but etHl the losaosade bubbled and, flnaJly. Bottle had to fey her, straw down, ana drink from the glass. 'The- other chjgdren mae It easier tor Lottie, by laughing as though they conelderpd it funny, instead of Ig norant or rude. After the candy and ice cream and sand wiches had been eatn, more games were played, only on the lawn, instead of in the parlor. Some of the children weren't wal ing to go home, when the time came, and one little boy was even naughty enough to say he wouldn't go; but Lottie started off at the first mention of A o'clock atone, too, although she was only 6 years old. Elsa dtdn t want thft party to end. About an hour after every one had gone, her mamma found her curled up on thestalrs and crying. "Why, what's the matter. Rosebud?" Mrs. Sheaff, asked. "Oh, my birfttey's all over, and Pm only 3 years eld, again," Etes. sobbed. ' A. MAGTHRE. SOTJNB-PRODUCIG FISHES. Peculiar Noises Mnde by Xambera of the Finny Tribe. Any one who has slept In a small boat with his ears a few1 inches from the water, says tho Philadelphia Inquirer, in an article on sound-producing fishes, has heard strange crackling sounds sometimes. I They appear like a series of cracks or electric shocks, but what creature pro duces the noise no one seems to know. One of the most remarkable of ail the sound-producing fishes Is found in Chine, seas, and an account of its actions has been given by Lieutenant White, of the British, navy. He was engaged In some special work at the entrance of a river and came to anchor one night In shal low water. Presently strange sounds be gan to be heard coming Up from the bottom. They were described as resemb ling the clanging of bells and the beat ing of drums. The men were demoralized, and attributed the noises to spirits, it being said that a crew of pirates had gone down there, but the officers were con- more pudding you'll feel uncemfertable. ly Sloper. vinced that the noise was caused by some sea animals, and Investigation showed that it came from, a school of fish that mado the sounds by clapping their teeth together. The great Australian lung floh, so called because, when under water, it breathes by it3 gills and when out by its air bladder, utters sounds that have startled men. This fish, which attains a length of six or eight feet, has a singfu- lar habit of leaving the water at times and crawling over marshy ground. While doing this, it utters a singular barking sound of such peculiar resonance that at night it can bo heard a long distance, a sound very much like that of the Cali fornia drumflsh. That whales utter sounds is asserted by many, and ono is known as the cry ing whale from the sounds It makes. A certain village in France was- once thrown into consternation by cries which were heard from the sea. at night, and when those who mustered up sufficient courage reached the water, they found a school of whales had stranded and were making the sounds. The drumflsh is one of the few fishes whose sounds are heard while they are in the water. The late Spencer F. Balrd, of the Smithsonian Institution, made some interesting" experiments with them, and In a report described the strange sounds they made. He had the impression that the fish "were directly on the bottom of j.t. 1 .t ... .it. 1 the vessel, and were in some way strik- , tneir pnaryngeai xeexn togetner. ine . nonn"l; nrnAitcpH thv those tteh biui oftnn 1 - '- '- had a singular effect upon superstitious seamen, who discovered Omens in the weird nolsee. HIS FOUR-FOOTED FRIEND. Prisoner In Tower of London Fed With. Pisreons by a Cat. There seems to be no dearth of stories concerning wise dogs, but it has been quite generally supposed" that the cat is leaking in intelligence. An historical tale gives an instance of rare devotion on the part of a stray cat, which Is dead long years ago, even though It may have lived out its full nine Uvea: In the 16th century there was in the Tower of London a captive. Sir Henry Wyatt. He was confined for a very long time In a cold and narrow cell. In which he neither had .enough food to eat, clothes to warm him, nor a bed to lie unon: so badly treated, indeed, was the t unfortunate man that, but for a devoted little attendant whleh regularly visited him, he would, probably have died of star vation. The attendant was a cat, which. It is said, came down one day to his dungeon. He sladlv welcomed her. and "by making i much of her won her lo W The attaea- ' ment to the lonely prisoner haying- been "Here's youah washia'. Miss Jaekson.' thus begun, the cat used to come to ami several tin each, day. and wfcot aW she wooM aomitthwin carry a pge j to him. TXfe aroso, however, the difficulty as to how to cook tho birds but Sir Henry saki to ate jnUer- "9upposBg I prtvda any better fare, w'B. you dress it for me" "I may twbU enough agree to do that ' replied tho man, tatnMns; probably how llt::o preopeol 9rn wan of Whig called upon to carrjj. ottt atar promise Then, much to Ato scstonteansat Wyatt told bun about bis little visitor, and from that time, whenever a ptgmojt was brought, 'fife keeper atom y Jrowwd it for bim. GOTHJ3TS 9X Sr3tAXO. Xtosxas to Peel Potatoes at Helen Goal? Tarrytomm Softool. Earl GtelteaV the Jasooue hoy soprano o the Chwrab o tho Hoavuntj JNaa, in New York, receatlr spoht a fhw days with Helen X. GtfuM at nor Iruwnttart, Tany town home. Miss Gould took hint tn vtelt her school, whore tho children are tmngtet deraeetie usefulness, as well a beoMum. When the distinguished vhwtoca amtvX a lesson in potato fvyimr was m ptlai'awi. "Ob," eried Sari, "I wtea I eoute frypotatoes." You shall." said hie hooteos. and ho was provided wtUt a potato and a katfe. The skin was lengthonmy into lint Jns cinating, dangling sacral which, an enrary body knows, ia the nolo object of paaMng potatoes, and Barl wns deeply absorbed; "I wish you cottht Stan for tn chil dren," said Mlse Gould, "but there ia ao plaao." "That doesn't matter," said inn ttttto soloist, "but just lot mo finish, thfe JmsC There' I did it without a break." Then be turned around, with, tho po tato in. one hand and the kottfe la the other, and sang "Tho Last Rosa of Shim mer." Next Juno Earl Gullek gees to Mxae. March for Instruction, la Parte, and later to London. SURPRISED INSPKOToR. Very Remarkable Answer lay Bag llsa School Ph. A school inspector hi an Jnglnih. meal district received some vary mfeamf an swers to the questions which ho pcoBSunfl ed at an examination. One question. says a writer hi CorahlM, wan: "Way dtft Elijah pour water on tho snerMeo?" To which, a girl answered: "To make a, gravy, eAxl" When the same girl wue asked to noma the three creeds, sno replied: "Apostle's, Lyceum and frartnaceowo." Another said that the Roman Christiana used to frequent tho "Capoleumsi." A third described a welt-known Dora picture as "Christ leaving tho petrotaum." One girl was asked: "What do you know about the cuekoo?" "Fionas, sir' she said, "It doesn't lay its own ana, elk." Mr. Croyuon, an inspector, who trying to get the class to toll htm. what weapon Samson used In the Wiling too PhttftmMos. Thinking to aid them, he lah Ms hand on bis cheek and said. "What Is tins?" ' The jawbone of an as"' they cried. A Bad Little Boy. (For 3B9"t. rMMtaw When "Vfaeb-lafCtOR wm a Mt-tlw Bey He teek Mb batea-et small. "Whh wfcteh. to wawton-r i anuy Hie fath-w'e f rutt- tM tall. A ehery-ry tree so nourno-mg "With fcraa-ebas wa-rtag: afaja. Till to his boy-loh eyes It attmtd. To lean a-gahwt the say. He defied fcfe eoat; he whst-tn to A. quaint okt rag-raw lf ; He felt Mm-Mrtr it itntn. sad urailutt, The oth-frr'BejB wre met. Down carae the tree, oat wm Ms eke, As-tOB-teked at the noim. And kiad-ly gave Mm Mhsty-tea r So good for nt-Oe Boye. The m&M-y folks call thai a boas. They aaa't ear faith istottef "We Know that Oea-er-al Wima lag win. "Was aace a Jlt-tle "toy. An Astonished Cat. Several days ago, says the Brooklyn Eagle, five or sfx sparrow worn u unking away m the gutter immediately m leant of an engtaehouaet whan a caa aropt aorese the street and pounced upon ono of them. Instantly the victim's compaatoca sent up a war cry, which was as IsiimwHy A Selfish Little Elf. HK ean me Bui nag. and lay say r worth my weight They coif m . ifipujn I'm 'ma ehma ymnjjeM; And Papa aajni r"m jm anoat The Tmdnwt sM ht town And yt be neuhWfc tt-aaa ma off For Queen "Ytetorta'a erowa. And I tMak H's very ftmny That tHey tMnfc a C mv "Vrhea some gaapl trust me As far as they eouht see. I'm very, very rm sore oC that mreahV And Mamma says gMk ammo i am A eettteh little en. 3tfaCT anV JfllnCa answered. From aonsotap and tree, tho sparrows flocked to the scene. "Wttit wMr ring. hissing cries of noisy ran, they fearlessly attacked tho offender. For about 90 seconds tho dnaod cat en dured the blows from perhaps m beans, and twice as many beating whaam. Then, still holding her prey, she struggle away from the infuriated birds and ran htto the engine-house. Tho plucky little faWowo followed her Inside, but soon nave up the chase, leaving her with ncr dearly sunn-lit dinner, a sadder but wiser cat. An Aowootlo. (Ia memory of Majwr-Oeatral Hwror W. Iaw tea. U S. V, who was Mile m action at Son Mateo. Luson, PhUlppwn lolsmfe, December . ISM) -Let Mm who mertts bear atom the prise XMtom bripk-t win- ever aafc thy fame, America, knows nan at gteaMr worth than thee; WUhn her records is no mtiw name True son thou wert-rellmj, avure fearlessly On OmmmntN pant ry dOMfe heroic shine Kane but thyself, Lawtoa, ham made thy glcry tame. Winiam. H Taj lor OlaUa, Poaghw Owiaty. Oennm Xatlve Daughter's nraJcyma, o. 2. My Sret Is la loos, but not to wm. My second n la sorrow, oat not to sin. My third 1b In eoaaa. out not to bay, , My fourth Is Ik go, MM not to stay. ' My fifth let m dollar, bat am to dime, j My sixth Ib to. osnvicr. bat not to crime. i My sevwttt. to to Man. but.aot in low, My eighth is in rake, but not In hoe , My Birth to to groan, bat not to ripe My whole is a Journal of the JSxpanslonlfitM type Mln Lavene Madden. Sellwood, Or., Feb. , 1900. HH&s Ax 1 Y