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THE MORNTXCr OREGONTAX, THURSDAY, M.VY 13, 1920 ESTABLISHKD BY HENKV 1.. P1TTOCK. Published by The Oreeonlan Publishing Co.. loi Sixth Street. rurllanii. Oregon. C. A. MORDE.N. E. B. Pl".''1- Manacer. Hdltor. The Oreeonlan Is a member of the Asso ciated Press. The Associated Presf. 3 exclusively entitled to the use for publica tion of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local -news published herein. All rlb.La of republication of special dispatcn.es rein are also reserved. , Subscription. Katrn Invariably In Advance. (By Mail.) Dally. Sunday Included, one year Lallv. Knntlav lniInHpl months . .. 4.-- tally. Sunday Included, three montha. . liaily. Sunday included, one month . lJally, without Sunday, one year ...... Daily, without Sunday, six months . . . . ... I-'aiiy. without Sunday, one month ..--."Weekly, one year Sunday, one year - (By Carrier.) Dai'y, Sunday included, one year ..... Lity, Sunday included, three months.. 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Not only the fullness of his T' years, to the end of which he labored .intelligently and assiduously, but the exceptional quality of his service to literature, marked him for distinc X tion in the field of his choice. He '..was our apostle of realism in fiction. It is said of him that he came early - under the influence of the Russian ' school, that he was impressed by the novelist's duty to depict life as it is, - rather than as it ought to be, or as ,., it is conceived by romantic misses ".and unlaundered intellectuals. Lilte - the Russians, he aimed to reveal the commonplaceness of life without -idealism, but he never confused the - commonplace with the sordid, or ac--' cepted the view that the seamy side is all, or even the principal, interest in living. It is impossible to over ' estimate the debt that Americans .Cowe to Howells for the sane, non '." erotic quality that he infused into his T pictures. He was no panderer to, un . -".healthy emotions. Notwithstanding that there is not a line, or a phrase, -or a word in all that he ever wrote that might not with' propriety be -'read aloud to a group of girls in a Voung ladies' seminary, he was not ?, flaccid, or colorless, or anemic. His "method was wholly objective, but it .was efficient and graphic, and it gave a true impression of the kind of lives people lead in America. Professor William Lyons Phelps most happily of all his reviewers summed up the gift of Howells in the phrase, "reticent realism." Mr. Howells was a moralist with sound respect for expediencies; he wrote no labored "novels of purpose," and he refrained from preaching, although .. he never quite ceased to be a publi ,' Mist and an editor. So far as the charge J. J;! that he was moulded by foreign in ; ; "fluen.ee was justified, it was also ;;-true that he never lost his character -of Anglo-Saxon, and he was to the ti last predominantly American. Real '...ist that he was, and fpr all that he ,." ,. mercilessly "ridiculed "romantic rot," J C ; .he never was betrayed into extremes J ". of realism as it is known on the other ; :. continent. We think that we have I " ,ost nothing worth while through i 4lr. Howells' respect and that of '.V- -cther American authors who were i"' under his influence for. that which J. we call in this country the "decen- cies." He left certain phases of life ' to the medical books, where they ' V; belong, but this did not detract from I ... the fidelity of his picture, as, for ". example, in his development of the j characters in the truly great novel,) J "A Modern Instance," . in which ho rpproaches as near as he ever does to the psychological in his study of jealousy; and in '.'The Rise of Silas Lapham," which might have been a satire on the American money-get - . ting classes, but was saved from being ' ' that by the completeness of Mr. Howells' sense of .humor, and be--: - came just a convincing, judicial and objective portrayal of the self-made -."i V man of a broadly national type. Al " though critics are inclined to regard "A Modern Instance" as the finer bit of craftsmanship, "Silas Lapham" is perhaps the best character study ""ever written by an- American. It, .and "Their Wedding Journey," and "Indian Summer," and "The Min w. ister's Charge," stand' out among the " books that prove that an author can be wholesome without being dull. Always 'Mr. Howells wrote super 1,'excellent English, with unquestion able taste. The marvel of his life's "-achievement was no less the quality than the quantity of his work. Critic poet, editor, novelist, it is not easy to estimate the mere volume of that . which he did; but ,it is even more amazing that he was self-taught. jLike Abraham Lincoln, he was non i----eollege-bred, and like that great .American he atoned for ,the lack of formal educational opportunity , by .... .-.unflagging industry. Of so-called advantages he had practically none, except that there was in the house in which he was reared a small - bookcase full of books chosen by a discriminating father, and that this same father was a man of positive 5,;;.criaracter with original ideas as to paternal discipline. As to these, there Vis nothing more illuminating than his own words, given twenty years ago in an interview with Orison . ., Swett Marden, who thus quotes him: NThe printing office was my school from a ;ry eaily date. My father thoroughl' believed in it, and he had his belief as to work, which he illustrated as soon as we were old enough to learn the trade he fol- 1 lowed. We could go to school and study, or we could go to the printing office and work, with perhaps an equal chance of "".learning, but we could not be idle. With a parent so uncommonly en dowed with common sense, and with an exceptionally industrious bent, Mr. Howells overcame his disadvan tages. Like all the really great stylists, he strove constantly for fit ness of expression and disdained no method and no cost of time and labor to qualify himself for the pro fession toward which he early per- ceived himself to be drifting. His "four years of uninterrupted leisure" ' as consul at Venice' at $1500 a year proved to be an excellent investment ..for tlie American people, for they w ere years of study and continued self-education which found fruition in his later work. Mr. Howells found time to write a great number of discursive essays, and for most of the years of his life was occupied with the duties of magazine editor, in the course of which he made himself universally known to the American reading pub lic. He wrote in all two volumes of verse, in some of which the realistic novelist Is not easy to trace, as, for illustration. "The Bewildered Guest": I was not asked if I should like to come. I have not seen my host here since I came. Or had a word of welcome in his name. Some say that 'we shall never see him. and some That we shall see him elsewhere, and then I know Why we are bid. How long I am to stay I have not the least notioo. None, the) say. Was ever told when he should come or go. But every now and then there bursts upon The song and mirth a lamentable noise. A sound of shrieks and sobs, that strikes our Joys Dumb in our breasts; and then, some one is gone. They say we meet him. None knows where or when. We know we shall normeet him here again. Mr. Howells' pictures of America we're none the less profound because they were so largely taken. up with the seeming'.y trivial details of daily existence. His, as Professor Phelps has said, was not only the wisdom of the head but the deeper wisdom of the heart. Out debt to him is increased by the circumstance that he not only wrote with fidelity and sanity and wholesomeness, but that he so Influenced American taste that those who wrote otherwise were discouraged from persisting in their attempts. DIVISION', OB CONCENTRATION? A contemporary has a dispatch from New York containing a para graph or two with interesting and significant commentary on Oregon, to wit: - " Reports fromi the strongly pro-league state of Oregon, where statewide primaries are to- be held May 21, on Johnson, Wood and Hoover, have proved somewhat dis quieting to the Johnson camp. It was stated the senator might take a flying trip to Oregon. The fight there is ad mittedly running rather strongly In favor of Hoover or Wood, rather than Johnson. With the president making the lsue on the league a sharp one In Oregon, just be fore the primaries there, Johnson's sup porters are increasingly anxious that he win the contest. To lose it. under the cir cumstances, might be regarded with con siderable significance by the uarty leaders, they admit The Oregonian Is not bo sanguine that the pro-league sentiment in Oregon, divided among three Candi dates, will prevail ' against Johnson and no league. ' If it is desirable to defeat John son and The Oregonian thinks it is it can .be done, only by concen trating on the strongest man against him. . TELL. IT TO THE WHITE HOUSE. The Oregonian is inclined to be sympathetic with the heroic effort of its peace-loving neighbor, the Kvening Journal, to compose the difference's between President Wil son and Senator Chamberlain. It is a laudable, not to say humanitarian and patriotic endeavor. The Journal's process is simple, quite simple. It would settle the quarrel between the two great demo crats by denying that there is a quarrel. Mr. Wilson's letter to Mr. Ham aker, according to the Journal, is a "noble utterance." Mr. Chamber lain, on the other hand, over whelmed by pressure of events, or overpersuaded by the powerful ar guments of Mr. Bryan, or something like that, voted, for the treaty with the Lodge reservations. Mr". Wilson was justified in writing the Ham aker letter. Mr. Chamberlain can not be blamed for yielding to neces sity. "Mr. Wilson, in standing stoutly by his treaty without reservations, and denouncing all who insisted on reservations, mentioned no names. Therefore he did not mean Cham berlain. Quite logical, and satisfac tory to some partisan minds. Everything would be all right ex cept for Robert Stanfield, who has a desire to inherit Senator Chamber Iain's shoes. The evil design of mat ing it appear that Wilson and Cham berlain do not love one another originated in the evil and too re sourceful mind of Stanfield, accord ing to the discerning and impartial Journal. It may not be exactly clear how Stanfield got the president to write the Hamaker letter or how Stanfield can be held responsible for what President Wilson said, even if he did set in motion the forces to get a rise out of the White House Wilson said it; Stanfield did not. But, after all, the people of Ore gon need no special education as to the reasons why Senator Chamber lain started out with Mr. Wilson on the treaty and .landed somewhere else. The Journal says they are perfectly valid reasons. That is enough. Let us suggest that a copy of the article justifying the president for taking one posi ti-on and Senator Chamberlain for taking another be marked and sent to the White House. SOLUTION OF SHirrtNG PROBLEM. The senate shipping bill which Senator McNary was largely instru mental in preparing is well designed to effect the desire of the American people that the great merchant fleet built during the war be sold to pri vate owners but that it remain in the" hands of Americans under the Amer ican flag to carry the greater part of American commerce. By fixing no time within which the fleet shall be sold, it protects the government from the loss which accompanies a forced sale, and it lays down con siderations to govern sales which conform to sound business. It names terms of sale which will facilitate purchase of ships by a number of companies of moderate size, organ ized to serve the. individual ports in which they are interested. .Wise provision is made for opera tion of the fleet from American ports until it is sold in such manner that it; will develop American commerce. Shipping lilies will thus be estab lished that can be sold as going con cerns, and sale of ships will be hastened. Companies operating ships for the shipping board or under charter should without difficulty be come owners, and thus by an easy process of transition private owner ship will take the place, of that by the government. Liifes of communi cation with all parts -of the world may be laid and all nations will be drawn into the web-of American commerce. Of the highest importance both in our shipping policy and our railroad policy are the provisions for remov ing the causes of congestion at some ports and for developing ports in I general. ' The war gave the Ameri- jean people a lesson in the wisdom ' of symmetrical development of the nation's whole body. Congestion Is in a large degree the result of un equal and artificial distribution of industry and commerce. The busi ness health of the nation will be ini- proved by more even distribution, and muc.i economy may bo effected by avoiding railroad and harbor imf provements at congested centers. . The preferential treatment to be given to shipping-should effect firm establishment of the American mer chant marine. By annulling the treaty clauses which permit discrim inative duties the United States will regain freedom to return to the pol icy which was abandoned in 1828 and under which about nine-tenths of our commerce was carried in our own ships. Exemption of ships from excess profits taxes for ten years on condition that an equal amount is invested in new vessels will help to maintain and enlarge the mer chant marine. Continuance for five years of government aid to construc tion will enable us to secure a well balanced fleet, composed of various types of vessels in the right pro portion. So rational and well thought out are the' several features of the bill that It excites surprise a the degree of turmoil and friction which pre ceded its introduction. Its passage, prospects of which are bright, will be one of the noteworthy achieve ments of the sixty-sixth congress. I,ET EM BOLT. Senator Borah is quoted as de claring that "nothing short of abso lute condemnation of the league of nations and treaty will satisfy the wfng of the party to which he be longs,'' and there are intimations of a bolt,. Let him bolt. But he will not. Borah's bolting days are over. He bolted in the old silver days, and got on his political feet again only by going back to the party which he sought to defeat and dstroy. He was for Roosevelt in 1912, but he did not bolt when Taft was nomin ated. Not Borah. He had enough. . But the Chicago convention will hear from Borah, Johnson and the other lrreconcilables, who will de mand that the republican party stand by the fourteen bitterrenders and thus repudiate, the thirty-four republican senators who stood by Senator Lodge. The very air will be electric with threats of a bolt; but it will not occur, so far as Borah is concerned. But Johnson is used to bolting, and he may da it. The way to bolt is to bolt; the way to convert others to your way of think ing Is to talk about it. Both John son and Borah understand the psy chology of the bolt. But we fancy that this is not the year when the republican party may be turned inside out and upside down and delivered to the; tail-enders, by a mere bluff. ABOU BEN' HOFER, Abou Ben Adhem; so the poem runs, attained first place ' on the angel's book of gold by proclaiming a love for his fellowmen. 'Let us pause for a moment to examine the evident purpose of Colonel Hofer to acquire the same distinction in al most the same way. Colonel Hofer loves his fellow tax payers, and indeed are they not al most the same as one's fellowmen? To him the "millage tax for higher education and elementary schools would be a mere bag of shells. He modestly confessed at the high school auditorium meeting that his income was $60,000 last year and that his family maintains four auto mobiles. But the colonel's heart bleeds for his fellow taxpayers who have not $60,000 Income or four automobiles. So the cry about salaries for school teachers and college profes sors distresses the colonel. Such persons, not interested enough to for get ftbout salary, he remarks, are no ornament to the profession, and besides, if we may venture a mental reservation, higher salaries will have to be paid by the beloved fellow tax payers. . .Withal, the colonel's remarks put an angle on the issue that we had not observed before. It was a general impression' that the teachers' and college folk were not thinking so much of salary in dollars and cents as what salary would buy, and we had never guessed that the things they wished were automobiles, movie tickets and admissions to jitney dances, which, according to" the col onel, are undermining our moral structure. It was the commoner problem of proper food and raiment and comfortable housing that we thought was disturbing these worthy persons. So letTs now have a show-down. If any 75 - dollar - a-month .- for-six-months country school teachers, or any $1500-a-year cpllege professors are having their morals under mined by automobiles, movies and jitney dances,.-our sympathies, like the colonel's, will go out to the "poor deluded taxpayers who are be ing bled . white." It hardly seems possible.' Still a person with a $60, 000 income and four automobiles can travel around and find out a lot of surprising things. ' . . '. : The angel who records the. stand ing of worthy men" wfll please keep the first page open for entries a few days longer. THK REPUBLICAN SPOKESMAN In selecting Senator Lodge for temporary chairman of the repub iican national committee, - the na tional committee'has chosen the man who is most qualified to express the opinions and sentiments of the great body of republican voters. Mr. Lodge is neither a standpatter nor a radical but is an exponent of thai progressive spirit which has marked the party throughout its history and which found its most forcible expres sion during the terms of Roosevelt arid Taft as president. While Roose velt was in office, Lodge was his mouthpiece in the senate and en gineered the passage of the epoch making laws which marked that era as progressive. ' . The seaator stands out prominent ly before the people at this time as the leader of the republican forces in the senate which strove for ratifi cation of the treaty of .Versailles with such reservations as would se cure American rights and Indepen dence, w"hile securing peace on just terms and American membership in the league of nations. He is as earnest an advocate of a league which would secure the ends (sought by the covenant as is President Wil son, and he struggled for months to bring the covenant into conformity wim American interests. j-le eon- ) tended against two forces which Combined to defeat him from di- rectly opposing motives, one deter mined to kill the treaty outright, the other to hold out for ratification without change, though at the cost of its rejection. Any concession to one lot these parties caused defection from his own ranks to the other without winning enough new sup port to carry his point. Yet amid a tangle of cross-purposes he held more than seven-tenths of the repub lican party .firm to the purpose with which it set out, and he caused the democratic party to divide almost equally on the final vote, almost half of Its members voting with him. If seven more had come over, he would have won. This record of generalship in hold ing firm for an affirmative policy qualifies Mr. Lodge) to sound the key note of republican foreign policy at the convention; .He may be trusted to reject the lrreconcilables' plan to make this a hermit nation and to speak the purpose of the republican party that this republic shall do its duty both to itself and to other na tions, and shall reconcile the one with the other. WHY SUGAR IS DEAR. Rise In the price of sugar to 25 cents and more a pound Is the direct consequence of President Wilson's neglect to accept the offer of the Cuban crop at G 1-2 cents a pound last July. That is the charge made by Herbert Hoover in his telegram to Senator Capper, though he does not mention the president. The sugar equalization board, of which Mr. Hoover was chairman, recommended acceptance, but the president took no action,, and the Cubans sold at far higher prices to European na tions and American refiners. According to Mr. Hoover's - estl mate, the president's negligence cost the American people a billion dol lars,-each family about $50. That is an indirect consequence of the president's absorption in the- treaty controversy last summer. It is the penalty which the people pay for having a president whose mind is so filled with one idea that he has no room for other affairs which de mand prompt action. The direct loss by the high price of sugar may be exceeded by the in direct loss. Cost of preserving fruit and fruit juices may become pro hibitive. It may deter not only commercial but domestic preserving. Much fruit may in consequence go to waste or be sold at a low price The fruit-grower will lose, and the people will be deprived of many kinds of fruit as food when they are cot in season. It is a warning that when other governments take control of neces saries of life, the United States may have to do the same in self-defense until the domestic supply becomes sufficient for our needs. There are many points in which this port's participation in foreign commerce can be enlarged by the exchange of ideas which will be made among the business leaders of the nation at the national Foreign Trade council. Relations can be es tablished with ship-owners, shippers, importers and exporters from other American ports and from other countries which may lead to estab lishment of new shipping lines, new mercantile houses or new industries. Direct information as to thebusiness opportunities of .Portland and its trade territory may be conveyed to men whom it is most desirable to in fluence in favor of the port. In many ways full representation of Portland at San Francisco brings into prom inence the position of the port as one of the chief commercial centers of the Pacific coast. There's an old chap 106, he ad mits in California who says he has smoked cigarettes a hundred years, and he Is an old prevaricator. The coffin-nail was not made in those days. It may be he alludes to the smoke made of sweet fern, dried on the woodshed roof and burned be hind the fence when two or more gathered: lui those were not cigar ettes. They were home-made "ci gars," and the acme of dissipation In that time. Men from the country, and some city fellows as well, complain of be ing robbed by negro women in the 'bad lands" and get small sympathy. official and otherwise. The white man who falls that way" deserves worse than he gets. Tumulty hastens to say, rubbing his hands, no doubt, that the presi dent didn t mean a thing, not a thins In the world, against Senator Cham berlain. If he' didn't mean it, the president should be arrested for reckless driving. A Seattle bride of two months in a quarrel shot at her husband "to frighten him," she naively says. She succeeded. -In fact, she scared him off the earth and she, poor thing, is in . jail. Some Seattle brides are corkers. . Rather late come Daniels' revel ations of what Wilson told the navy to do. .The American navy since the day of John Paul Jones has been "doing-things audacious" and in 1917 hardly needed suggestion from a man who kept them out of war so long. "Children are to be barred from playing In halls, stairways and entrances" New rule of the Portland Apartment House Owners' association. The landlords generously leave them the coal chute and the street. Just when it is announced that re ligion will cost more, it's discourag ing, to say the least, to read In a shipping news headline that a "cargo of sulphur in bulk is coming." With collars at half a dollar, it Is time to start a business decol letage for men and young men. A whole lot of beautiful necks are hid den by the modern collar. The Fuller act has become law and by it the United States shows how it cares for pensioners. There can be no charge of ingratitude on the part of this republic. Bluebeard Watson now threatens to write his memoirs. But for a lenient judge he would be better oc cupied in writing his will. Watson says he will write a book and no doubt it will find many buy ers. Thanks to a wise law, it pro bably cannot be filmed. Along with potatoes arrd other things, the cost of religion Is re ported to be going up. But salvation always has come high. Stars and Starmakers. Br Leone Cats User. THIS is not theatrical news hut it Is a funny little incident about a very young person who says she Is going to be a "swimmer In a theater" some day, so if It needs an excuse, that is It. Her name Is Bertha Grover, and she Is 9 or 10 or 11, It doesn't make much difference. She lives in South Portland and Is a water nymph- a protege of Millie Schloth, who teaches the children of the public schools how to swim. Miss Schloth, along with teaching: Bertha how to dive and swim, has looked after her morals and manners, habits and gen eral welfare, and last Monday she asked Bertha how she had spent the preceding Sunday. "I didn't go no where. Miss Schloth," said Bertha, "I rwas good and busy all afternoon." "That is fine. Bertha," said her friend and counselor; "how did you occupy your timer' "Well," said Bertha, "me and another girl had some pen nies with holes in 'em, an' we Etayed in an" plugged 'em all nice, so we could pass 'em on the storekeeper." Here's another one about another youngster, little King Mitchell, the small son of Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Mitchell. He was cast for a role as train bearer to the May day queen at his school and when the teachers re hearsed him In the role he couldn't quite reconcile it with his own ideas of what the role called on him to do. He wanted to walk on all fours and growl. The teacher eaid: "Why, train bearers are to carry trains," and you can imagine her amusement when the little fellow said he thought they wanted him to be a "trained bear." Gladys Clarke, who has been out here in vaudeville in the team of Bergman and Clark, has brought suit for ? 15,0 00 in the supreme court against Dr. W. Augustus Pratt, facial specialist. Mrs. Bergman alleges she engaged the defendant July 23, 1917, to remove some, superflous fat and wrinkles for which she paid $300 in advance and was subsequently treated by the defendant's assistants; ' that her face became diseased, and af fected, causing mental and physical pain following the formation of an abcess, making it impossible for her to pursue her professional duties. Daphne Pollard has the leading role in a new revue called "Jig Saw," run ning at the Hippodrome in London The Dolly sisters are featured in the show. Details of divorce proceedings In stituted by Mrs. Annie T. Morosco against her husband, Oliver Morosco, the theatrical producer, are just com ing to light in her orders of attach ment to tie up all of Morosco's funds. She mentioning with other things beautiful woman named belma Paley as co-respondent and the sum of $60,000 which Mr. Morosco owes Mrs. Morosco. ' Sappho 13 a victim of back-capping. The gossips of the centuries have lost her her reputation, according to Dr. David M. Robinson, professor of clas sical archaeology arid Greek litera ture in Johns Hopkins University. She was not bad, but merely up-to-date. and instead of following the "profes sion" which Gfcorge Bernard Shaw has dramatized, she was a school teacher. Perhaps she won the enmity of her contemporaries by demanding higher pay. Who knows? , She conducted a select school of high-grade poetry for girls and music for girls, accordingrto Dr. Robinson and as a poetess her mastery of the are even equaled that of Tennyson. "The ancient poetess," the professor concludes, "was a modern twentieth century woman who had the fortune. or misfortune, to live In the sixth century. B. C, and not the black character painted by our presenf day novelists, playwrights and actresses. "To many," said Dr. Robinson, "Sappho is today but a name, a name connected with sapphism (a sort of free love doctrine), but to the lover of lyrics she is a living, illustrious literary personality." Flo Ziegfeld Jr. is to star his pres ent wife Billie Burke in a revival of "The School for Scandal." The pres entation will be made about the midi die of September, the plans for an earlier production having been de ferred until that time, owing to the difficulty in procuring a perfect sup porting cast. Miss Burke will have In her support Thomas Wise and Norman Trevor. The remaining members of the company are yet to be selected. The play will be offered for a short period in New York and then will go on tour of the iarcer cities. Following this. tour Mis Burke will appear In a new comedy one of three which Mr. Ziegfeld has procured for her. - Ossrip Gabrilovitch, pianist and son-in-law of the late Mark Twain, on the verge of boarding the steamship Kroonland for Europe received a mes sage that his wife was seriously il at their home in Detroit and imme diately left New York for his home. George Cohan has announced that he will present his daughter Georg ette in a comedy named "The Cabaret Girl," written by himself. The firs night of "The Cabaret Girl" will be Miss Cohan's debut before an Amer ican audience. The show is scheduled to have its showing in Atlantic City, Washing ton and Asbury Park. The company will then disband until September when Georgette and company will open at the George ti. uonan, new York. 'w Mischa Elman, the violinist, will leave the concert platform for one year giving himself up to the exclu sive work of composing in that time. He will sail on the Imperator fo Belgium August 14. Maude Fulton will complete he stock engagements at her Oaklan Cal.) theater the last week of thi month, after which she will go east with her two plays, "The Humming Bird" and "Tomorrow." "The Humming Bird" may-go Into rehearsal early in summer with the author-actress in the stellar role. Rumor has it Marie Lloyd is at last wearying of her husband. Benny Dil lon. She has inserted in the London papers an announcement she is not responsible for any of her husband's debts. Those Vho Ccme and Go. Not all the cheese in Oregon Is manufactured m the Tillamook coun try, asserts Ben W. Johnson, a Des chutes county cattle man, who has just returned by automobile from an extended fVisit through California. "Coming up through Josephine coun ty some hick, constable tried to con fiscate a demijohn of Shasta mineral water that'we had got at the famous springs," said the eastern Oregon stock grower. "I tried to tell the fellow it was mineral water, but after taking a sip of it he insisted it was booze. Fact is, if I thought the min eral water did have a kick I'd spend most of my summers there. 1 was compelled to wait over near Merlin for more than two hours while 1 con vinced this fellow I wasn't a boot legger. As 1 remarked before, this 'bird' ought to win a blue ribbon for the finest example of honest-to-good-ness made-in Oregon cheese." Because this column is "Those Who Come and Go." headed the fol- owing yarn a truthful bit of adven- ure ought to get by. For if a fel low was ever caught coming and go ing. Hall W. White, secretary to Mayor Baker, is the man. Here's the "lay": Mr. White etarted to move Tuesday evening from the Hawthorne district to Fulton. He crated up a dozen of his finest specimens of Rhode Island Reds and Plymouth Rocks, and started to lift Uiem into he truck. The crate broke and the hicks, literally and every other way. flew the coop- Although he had a few engagements at his office for the evening and had other official busi ness to attend to. he forgot every thing in his wild. chase for his chick ens. He ran over gardens, lawns and streets until after midnight before he recovered possession of his prized fowls. Joe, the porter at the Benson, has bought an automobile. This is not a tip that the traveling public is loos ening up any. "Well, Joe is devoting his off-shift hours to studying the thing and he cannot savvy how he can go from "high" into 'reverse. Yesterday it took bim 25 minutes to back the car out of the garage and one wheel after another would get off the runways until Joe struggled harder to keep all wheels on the con crete paths than he does to get lower berth for a patron of the hotel. To. add to Joe's troubles, he thinks he bought , the car Too soon, because of the gasoline shortage, for without gasoline what's the use of a car. As the gasoline is being rationed only for pleasure cars, Joe figures that he may manage to get his tank filled, for the littre riding he has done thus far he hasn't found a pleasure. In 90 minutes M. Z. Donnell of The Dalles rode from that town to Port land. Mr. Donnell, who is one of the hundred or two druggists now mobil ized in Portland, decided that the best way to taice a sight-seeing trip was by airplane, so he chartered a sky boat at The Dalfes. The pilot fol lowed the Columbia river to Van couver and then cut a-cross the Penin sula, which accounts for the long time consumed by the voyage. Some day the pilots will take a straight shoot from The Dalles to Portland and will cut down their present mileage about 60 per cent. While registered at tne Hotel Portland. Mr. Donnell has not confided to a soul that he is a candi date for delegate to the republican na tional convention from the -1 con gressional district. 'While I am in P'ortland," said an out-of-town woman at one of the ho tels, "I want to engage a maid. I've got several of them when they were young and have reared them and paid them well, but as soon as they Decome acquainted with the rudiments of be ing a good maid, they leave and come to Portland to work. And lr you don't pay them well when you are bringing them up. they won t stay. It's got me guessing." A hotel man from central Oregon has been in Port land several days trying to hire a dining room staff, but with 'indif ferent success. T',to best he could ao was to engage r. fry cook. The help problem among the hotel men of the state is becoming their greatest worry. ,' With a brand new hat and a whit collar, M. G. W. Perkins of .Myrtle Point Is at the Benson with his fam ily. Mr. Perkins has long been a resident of Myrtle Point and in the drug business he has accumulated a fair share of worldly treasure, jviyr.tie Point is one of the cleanest and most attractive Jttle towns in the state. The brick buildings are not new, hut hey look attractive. The people are friendly and believe in comfort and the soft shirt is quite popular. The bis r.ews at the Benson yester day was the arrival of a seven-pound daughter to Harry Carroll who sits at the cashier's desk. Mr. Carroll's name Is John Henry and this name was considered good enough .to use with a junior attachment, but owing to circumstances over which Mr. Car roll had no control, the new arrival will be Henrietta. J. L. Calvert, who has a contract putting a section of the Pacific hlgh wa into shape in the southern part of the state. Is registered' at the Hotel Oregon from Grants Pass. One of Mr. Calvert's contracts is the pav ing from Grants Pass to the Jackson county line, which is completed, and he is also interested in a contract further south. Orvllle C. Johnson, who hasn't been in Portland in six years, is at the Imperial from Aurora. 111..-where he manufactures halters for. horses. He declares that his sales are constantly increasing. notwithstanding that horses are apparently not as numer ous now as they were before automo biles were Invented. Dr. Graves Glen C, not Phil who, with his brother, operates a drug store at Condon. Or., is at the Multno mah. Another druggist at the same establishment is M. Clemens of Grants Pass. While on the subject, it may be noted that Mr. and Mrs. Mayfield of Enterprise, also engaged in the drug business, are at the Multnomah. R. V. Skellerand, who operates a department store in Astoria, is among the Hotel Portland arrivals. By the way. there is quite an Astorian con tingent at this hotel, people who came to hear the concert. He manufactures pill boxes and bot tles for druggists, does Owen Roberts, who is at the Perkins from Chicago; so he is quite at home these days among the pill-pounders who are holding a convention. As Madame Galli-Curci will not go to II waco. Wash., to sing. Mrs. John D. McGowan came to the Rose City to hear the warbler. Mrs. McGowan is registered at the Hotel Portland. 1 o. Stoeckman of Med ford is at the Hotel Portland. Mr. Stoeckman Is a mining engineer and Is Interested at present in some property in Crook county. V. L. Hamilton, a doctor of Coquille. arrived" in Portland to Join the Ad club on its pilgrimage to California Mrs. George W. Kiger. wife of a Til lamook banker, is at the Multnomah, accompanied by Mrs. S. J. Sturgeon of Estacada. rilOBLEH OF EDUCATION GRAVIS Importance ol Adeqniite School I' cjui p. I mcnt KmpkaitUrd by LUlltor. McMinnville Telephone Register. To those who do not believe in hither educational institutions there is no hope in discussion. Hut if you do believe in an education hisher than that given ty the high school, there is a serious question confronting Ore gon as a state and each citix.en as a voter and supporter of the state in stitutions. Important to WorVern, The Labor Bender, Bend. No question is so important to the membership of organized labor as the question of education, particularly in asmuch as the labor movement has been one of the pioneers in the estab lishment of education in this country. It Is necessary for us to do every thing within our power to assist in the uassage of this measure, and in order to do this it will be necessary for every member of organized labor, and his or her family, to register and vote when the time comes. Good Tools Must Be at Hand. Eastern Clackamas News. It is just as important for schools to have adequate and proper equip ment as it is for an expert workman to have proper tools in order to do good work. That he may under stress put forth good work with poor tools, is no argument for not providing him with better if possible. It la Up to the Parent. Wheeler Reporter". If the citizens of Oregon wish to give their sons and daughters an op portunity to attend either the O. A. C, U. of O. or state normal school, more funds will have to be provided. Coats One Good Clear. Monmouth Herald: The proposed millage tax for the university, agricultural college and normal makes a tax per year of $1.26 on every thousand assessed valuation. Of this, the tax for the normal is ti cents for each thousand dollars of assessed valuation. A good cigar costs more than that. Only $1.2a on the Thousand. Amity Standard. Financially to the taxpayer it means just this: If he is paying $10 on the thousand dollars of taxable property now, he will be paying $41.26 on the thousand after the measure passes. The imperative need of this small in crease to keep the colleges going is widely known. Strange They Get Along at All. Gresham Outlook. It is not surprising that the col leges need Increased revenue to pro vide for their needs. The wonder is that they have been able to keep up as well as they have. PUBLICITY 1'OR CRIME IS URGED Sound Reason Why People Are Bene fited by So-Called -GoHslp." NAHCOTTA, Wash.. May 10. (To the Editor.) No doubt it would be helpful to many if there were more editorials similar to yours on "Pub licity for Crime." I have often heard reiglous people denounce the news paper because it publishes crime. Why can't some people learn that the Bible published crime? Its pun ishment often was death to the wrongdoer under every dispensation. One reason given for this course was "that others might fear to do evil." No doubt one of the causes for our tardy preparation for war was that there had been too much preaching 'that "the world was getting better; that we were too good to fight." etc. The sooner we learn that human nature remains the same, whether it is a jealous Cain or a falsifying Ananias, the chances to eliminate these evil tendencies will become greater and more progress attained. I have heard preachers consume time explaining that the reason some peo ple could not have a deep religious experience was that they were at ready good. It is dangerous to prac tice false philosophies. If Jesus plainly taught that it was one's duty to furnish information when a church member wronged an other, why isn't it righ and bene ficial for the secular press to pub lish crimes? Newspapers do publish "the fine things of American life." It would be better to express ap preciation of their good work than to be criticising an imaginary fault. It has been said that the word gossip originated in the days of the Pilgrims and it then signified "God speed." Neighbors recognized the benefits of friendly chats about their new gowtis and the coming "Sabbath service." If these thing's are true, we have cpoiled the meaning of the word. However, one should be com mended rather than reproached for enjoying current events or newspaper "gossip." A. B. M. EDUCATION IS ASSET TO STATE Home Product Students Should Take Place in Our Expanding Life. PORTLAND. May 12. (To the Edi tor.) The article in The Sunday Ore gonian relative to the Marion County Taxpayers' league opposing tax meas ures is interesting as it indicates that the Salem hog has lifted its head from the trough long enough to see that no other is coming in. Not being a member of the Portland Taxpayers' league mentioned by Colonel Hofer as a steam roller. I can defend the league in its endorsements of the edu cational tax measures. It would be interesting to know the facts about the kind of schools P. H. D'Arcy would nave wt-ie lie iu nave 1115 matting; but it appears to me that the way to- get such voters as the Marion County Taxpayers league to vote for higher education would be to move the institutions to Salem. If the Portland Taxpayers' league has endorsed the millage tax for high er education, it has shown its worth to the state and ha? shown that the league has the future welfare of America in view. With the graduates and students from these institutions taking their places in the life of the state beside the graduates of the high-priced, endowed institutions, it is well to continue and expand and maintain at a full capacity the State university and Oregon Agricultural college, making them second to none as and for the finishing point of our public system. The amount asked for the normal is too small. The higher educational tax act. No. 310 on the ba'4pt at the special elec tion May 21. should receive the votes of all who believe in home products in education D'Arcy and Hofer not withstanding. JAMES N. DAVIS. Destruetlveneas of Crop Pests. BROWNSVILLE, Or., May 11. (To the Editor.) I have a campaign on here against pests and would be much pleased if you could give me some idea what the following are quoted at: Mouse, digger squirrel, rat, crow, hawk, as to the amount of damage saved by catching them. SUBSCRIBER.' We are not aware that any official estimate has been made of the rela tive destructive capacity of any of these. One would be quite safe in proceeding against any or all of them. It Is a Matter of Choice. PORTLAND. May 5. (To the Edi tor.) If a man is a widower, are his late wife's relatives still related to him? Can he cay' that he still has a mother-in-law, brother-in-law. nieces and nephews? SUBSCRIBER. It is a. matter1 of personal inclina- ! tion. . More Truth Than Poetry. By Jamn J. Montacve. . MOIIK TRUTH THAN I'OKTIIY, By James J. Montague. The Book of Promise. WiCh bout a-thrill and eyes a-gog. Whenever I've a leisure minute, I read the seed man's catalogue And gaze upon the pictures in it. With many loud, ecstatic "Gee's:" And many large astonished "Goshes!" I view the plates of giant peas And cuts of Brobdignagian squashes. I see depicted, row on row Of lettuce heads, in sunny valleys; Enormous lettuce heads that grow As big as balls in bowling allei.- And corn whose tassels loom so taU tBlaok Mexican and Golden Ban tam ) They overtop the garden wall Along which- seedsmen always plant 'cm. I know that when I eow the seeds, No matter how I watch and "tend 'em. My harvest will b6 only weeds Yet I shall have the seedsman send 'em. I know that not upon this earth Can men raise plants, for love or wages. Or such an equatorial girth As those displayed upon thoaa pages. And yet I thrill each passing year When I behold the pleasing pic tures. With alternating hope and fear I scatter seeds and growing mix tures; No garden truck my labors brfng, But why should hope be base or - sordid? For faith Is a delightful thing. Although it seldom is rewarded. Especially at Hldnisht. The saloons may be dead, but their spirits are etill abroad in the land. Inconsistence. Funny Wall street is so opposed to Mr. Bryan when he is doing so much to defend water. Rnoogh la Plenty. The first message we ought to send to Mars is a warning that we are not going to mix up in her affairs. Ships That Sail. By Grace hi. Hall. Each morning I rig a wonderful shir And set it a-sail on the ecething sea. Though no one observes when it leaves the slip Nor guesses the port where it finds a quay; And I hoist a flag on my ship a-sail That shall never come down in the wildest gale, And sometimes in passing a friendly shore I m given a signal and ask more. ns Oh, I sail my ship with a whispered " prayer. As it leaves the port for a foreign strand, A plea that its cargo, here and there. May reach eomeone who will under stand; , It is not with laces nor silks nor gold That my ship is laden a'nd sails the streams, . Yet I hold as treasure and wealth untold Its wonderful caskets of golden dreams! In Other Days. Twenty-five Years Ago. From The Oregonian of llav 13. 1S95. Jacob Kamm yesterday sent W. P. Gray and a crew to Huntington to bring down the . steamer Norma, which was built to ply between Huntington and the Seven Devils country, but made only two trips. Suit to enjoin Sheriff Sears from collecting the two-mill tax levied by the council to provide for the bonded indebtedness of the city of Portland was filed in circuit court yesterday by H. W. Corbett, J. W. Cook and others. Two parties of Mazamas. one sta tioned on Mount Tabor and the other on the tower of The Oregonian build ing, carried on a lively conversation yesterday by means of regulation army signal heliographs. Scott Swetland of Vancouver, chair man of the republican state central committee of Washington, was in Portland yesterday. Fifty Years Aao. From The Orcsronian of May lo, 1S70. Corvallis. Faculty members of Corvallis college propose to give an entertainment Friday for the purpose, of raising funds to buy apparatus for the school. The new club rooms of the repub lican party of this city have been attractvely fitted up in Harker's store, where there is an assembly room that seats 300 on the lower floor and reading room on the second floor. The Oregon & California railroad company has bought a tract of 30 acres near Milwaukie and will soon erect thereon a large steam sawmill. CAUSE OF HIGH SUGAR PRICE Neglect to Accept Offer of Cuban Crop at Low Price Blamed. Senator Capper's speech on the high price of sugar caused Herbert Hoover to send him a telegram explaining the cause, from which the following is an extract: "The present sugar position is due simply to bad business administration last September. The administration could have bought the Cuban sugar crop at 66 cents per pound for raw sugar. This would have given 12-cent sugar to our consumers and, together with our domestic production, would have furnished supplies in excess of our demands. As the result of the fail ure to act in this matter we are par ticipating In the world shortage of sugar, to unparalleled speculation and profiteering. "The use of sugar Is an absolute essential in our households and the present situation discriminates ter ribly against the poor. The increase in price is imposing an additional tax on our people of about $50 per family per annum, since on the 8,000. 000,000 pounds of sugar we consume per annum the present price will cost our consumers over 11,000.000.000 more than last year. As at least one half of our sugar must come (rota foreign sources, our merchants art bidding against European govern ments for ,its purchase. The profi teering is international. "The second thing that could be I done to break this gigantic bubble of speculation would be to reduce con sumption through immediate ration ing of the non-essential consumers. "The impending situation was an ticipated by the board and myself last July. The continuation or control and insurance of our supplies through the purchase of Cuban crop, as in the two previous years, was recommended. W:hen this proposal failed, the board recommended the alternative and less efficient method outlined above. If it were put in action even now it would ' frighten speculators out of this mar ket and 'would quickly moderate the price."