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23 fUE MORNING ORECONIAN, FRIDAY, MAY 1G. 1919." FARE WELL FOREIGN SERVICE Many Americans Get Jobs in Overseas Cities. TITLE PROBLEM AT HAND Only Professional Soldiers In. Amer ica Can Afford Knighthood., Politics Are Banned. NEW YORK. It's all right if they ed not get into politics Meaning the Sir Bills and Lord Toms who are becoming a principal by-product of the war. Every now and then someone in Great Britain's ruling circle is overwhelmed with gratitude for the part America played. "Let's give an American a birthday honor," says the ruling circle to his as sociates. "How about that fat American general we met near Coblenz? He looked all right." So the fat American general Is sur prised to read in the papers that he has become "Sir Gaseous Gloom, K. C. B., and that he Is entitled to social honors in England. Usually the rewarded one wishes on his adjutant the job of writ ing a chatty letter to King George, in which the monarch is thanked for the honor and posted on the chit-chat of Rhine society. Then Sir Gaseou prob ably grunts: "Send this nighthood letter home to Tny wife at Paint Creek, Wyo., and tell her that she is now Lady Gloom. Haw, haw!" But the new-made knight knows in his heart that he automatically bars himself out of politics when he ac cepts knighthood. Only a professional eoldier can afford the extravagance. Plain Americans, who hope to be mayors and congressmen when they get home from the war, wouldn't touch a knighthood with another man's pole. The mere thought of it makes them faint They can call up before their inner eyes a picture of the walls in their bailiwicks emblazoned by the enemy after this fashion: "Vote for Sir Gaseous Gloom for Sheriff. God save the king." Anyhow, to be fair to the new knight it appears that knighthood does not permanently adhere to the victim un less he developes a receptive mood. Most of them are parts of the new military problem: Svhen is a knight not a knight? In the case of Sir John J. Pershing, for example or, not to be invidious in this matter, in the case of any of the other American K. C. B.s and Knight Commanders of the Order of St. Michael and St. George it appears that he is only a sort of an entered apprentice knight. He has been exposed'to knight hood, but it has not yet taken. If he wishes to assume the title now or at any future period he may do so upon going through certain formalities. If he does not want to join the order now his right to be a regular knight simply remains in abeyance. If at any time a passion for black silk tights and a small sword overcomes him he may sign a receipt and sweea to something or other and presumably pay a fee the stamp tax in England on honors such as this in highly lucrative and be come a Knight commander in good standing. Meanwhile he may or may not be referred to as "Sir" in the Eng lish press. Admiral Sims has been knighted, but he does not wear the honor. It is cur rently reported that he found it neces sary to ask the British press not to speak of him as Admiral Sir William Sims, which is the accepted formula. Jt is also currently reported that humor on this topic is not encouraged in that portion of the Atlantic fleet which is directly under Admiral Sims' eye. There is an American general in Eng land, however, who is always referred to by the British press as "General the Honorable Sir So-and-So." Evidently he likes it. This British passion for knighting our generals and admirals is a mat ter of no particular cousequence one way or the other. It has been said that to accept the honors, and profes sional soldiers have had very little to do with shaping the course of American thought in times past. In Canada some time ago a very de termined urotest was made to the home government against knighting eminent Canadians. It was felt that a weak man might perhaps be influenced to regard Canadian affairs too much through the eyes of Downing street. Great Britain, too, has shown a real delicacy in th- distribution of decora tions been biven D. S. O.s and what-not have been held deserving by their com rades. As much cannot be said of the distribution of the ribbon of the Legion of Honor in Prance. It has often puz zled tho?e in touch with the situation to know precisely why some Americans were thus decorated, even conceding that the ribbon of the Legion is rather widely distributed now. One French cynic made me this explanation: "There are three classes of ' Ameri cans upon whom the Legion of Honor is conferred," said he. "They are: "Those who ask for it hard enough. "Those who have done something for Franca. "Those who may do -something for France." Perhaps the cynic is too cynical in suggesting that the third class of rib bon wearers those who may do some thing for France is either large or im portant. It is only human, however, to te flaTtered by the presentation of a decoration, and it is highly probable that many of these men and women have in all honesty and all unconscious ness permitted their cours to be influ enced by the compliment. Some are too big to be swayed from absolute straightforwardness by such means, however, and few of the big men of France expect it. But some of the lesser men are optimistic. Some months ago an American news paper proprietor who had recently been decorated printed three very illuminat ing articles upon conditions in France. Kvery word was true, but the effect upon the French official public was al most catastrophic. They surged and demonstrated. On every side one heard this comment: How could he do it? Why, we had just given him the Legion of Honor!" FREE ZONES DEMANDED Foreign Traders Declare Essential . to Merchant Marine. NEW YORK. Free zones at the principal American ports are essential to the successful operation of our mer chant marine and to the proper equip ment of our overseas commerce to meet the competition of foreign countries. That is the judgment of the foreign traders ot tne country as expressed in trie nnai declaration of the sixth na tional foreign trale convention which has Just been held at Chicago. Approx imately 000 delegates from every sec tion of the country and representing ail pnases or American commerce, in dustry and finance w,ere in attendance The statement of ' principles which was adopted unanimously at the closing aession autnoritatively represents the consensus 01 opinion of American over YANKEES seas enterprise. On the subject of free ports this statement says: "The establishment of free" zones at the principal American ports where products from all- countries can be assembled, classified, manufactured and re-shipped, will b'e of great as sistance in the development of full cargoes both ways so essential to the success of the new American merchant marine." GIRL, IN UNIFORM, TAKEN Virginia Morgan, 19, Anxious to Meet Her Soldier Friend. PHILADELPHIA, Pa. An artillery man of the United States navy, natty, if nont altogether correct, stood at the corner of Market and Thirteenth streets. He was looking things over. Detective Lutzig was on the same cor ner and he, too, was looking things over, it being near midnight. Lutzig's gaze fell on the artilleryman, an un usually good looking soldier, he thought. The soldier moved along a few yards in the "worm C ive" gait. Lutzig also noted several other things that did not go with Uncle Sam's uni form, such a a whisp of girlish hair that crept from beneath the artillery man's hat. Lutzig arrested the ar tilleryman, who proved to be Virginia Morgan of Wheeling, W. Va., who is all of 19 years old and came to this city, Virginia says, to meet her fiance to be married. The young woman says she wore the uniform as a disguise. The police will hold Virginia until they hear from her ma and pa at Wheeling. AMCSESIENTS. Get on Yonr Bonnet and Join fb.e Crowd. TODAY TONIGHT GEORGE LOVETT The Mental Marvel, Assisted by MLXE. ZENDA, Famous Psychologist. 'THE ORIGINAL MERCEDES Musical Oracle. Return Engagement King & Thornton Company TWO OF A KIXD." 7-S-CORKING GOOD ACTS 7 it Always in the Way Featuring: Gloria Joy. Come Around Earlier, Perhaps You Can Get Down Front. A"N T A C E s MAT. DAILY 2:30 Broadway's Latest Terpslchorean Success COLIXPS VARIETY DANCES Introducing: an Amazing Routine. 6 OTHER BIO ACTS 8. Three Performances "Daily. Right Curtain at i ana w. LYRIC MUSICAL COSIEDZ MATINEE DAILY 10c ONLY. DILLON & FRANKS, Greatest Comedy Team in the West, and the Rosebud Chorus, in THE ISLE OF KOKO. A Bier Musical Extravaganza 30 People. Gorgeous Scenic Effects. CHOBI S GIRLS' CONTEST TONIGHT. MARDI GRAS Tonight Mask and Dress Fancy "JAZZ CANYON 99 10-Piece Orchestra MUNICIPAL AUDITORIUM OAKS ROLLER SKATING RINK NOW OPEN Largest and Finest Skating Rink in the Northwest. Perfect Ventilation Health and Exercise. Afternoon and Evening. Cars First and Alder. DANCING TONIGHT AT COUNCIL CREST PARK 10-Flece Orchestra and Monte Austin WPBDMME mi iilPllilll Vf DGISH,Y ' I I i. "PEPPY POLLY" i ji f I "11 I j r A LAtGHTER- I j It If FLOODED PLAY OF I 1 If L; DELIGHT AND I 111 DARING. 1 1 AMTJ6EMTSNTS. -i TICKETS NOW SELLING r UDTT 1 Broadway rvt Taylor, -a- -ILjX-LXVJ Jialn 1 and A 1122. TONIGHT, 8:15 TOMORROW NIGHT. -SPECIAL PRICE- Mat.Tomorrow 2 : 15 1 . -- Messm. Lm and J. J. Stannert Present GREATEST MUSICAL PLAY' MAYTIME WITH JOHN CHARLES THOMAS CAROLYN THOMSON, JOHN T. MURRAY. Splendid - - Renutlfnl s- I Supporting; I Sinning I Cast. I Cborna Enchanting; Melodies Superb Pro duction Auarmented Orchestra. EVE'S floor. VI; Bal., 2, 1.50. $1; Gal., 75c. SOc SAT. MAT. Floor, f 1.50; Bal., $1.50, $1; Gallery, 75c, 60c Hun. At on. Tnef.Wcd. Afternoon BLOSSOM SEELEY Patricola A Meyer. Jack Innliam and Sammy Mnards Whitledg & Keck with. Lew Williams and Ada Mitchell. Km & .Ilelmar, Orpbeum Travel Weekly, Jxinc 8 rams. MOLLY McINTYRE & CO. Matinees 10c to 75c; Nights, 10c to 1. PORTLAND TWO DAYS, STARTING Monday, May 19 25th and Raleigh Show Grounds. Renerre aets on sale ftesinninjc 9 A. M. Saturday, May 17, at Sherman, Clay & Co., 315 Mor rison St. ONLY REAL WILD ANIMAL CIRCUS OH EARTH 2 Trains of Circus Wonders 600 PEOPLE - 550 HORSES tratj antraal an actor. Erwy act an aabaai act 1200 "11200 MORE EDUCAYED WILD BEASTS THAW ALL OTHER SHOWS COMBINED Most Sensational Wild Animal Act Extant 3fk PERF0RM1NS ft gJLlONSj M ONE GROUP An Act Gorgeous DANCING HORSES DANCING GIRLS 40 Mr. Barnes offers as an added foature for the season THE FAIRYLAND FANTASY "Alice in ikingleland" SfRtsrteg 2 una Open Dsn Street Panda 10:30 i.n. rartarmaca 2 u48a.m. Bam Oaaa 1 aJ 7 p. m. COME EARLY Thar Is plenty ta amuse aad Instrtuct On Hoar Concert bf Bxnu' aO-PJec Mario Band CHAT NO. 1, Saturday is the bis day! We have asked the weather man for a REAL day. With that granted we will open the big: white grates Saturday for the best year in the history of THE OAKS. What have we In store for you? Well, start down the Trail, along that wonderful line of jovhouses that have made THE OAKS the amusement center of the northwest, catering always to the elite of the city. All the concessions, from the roller skating rink to the zoo and the chutes have been Improved they are bigger and better than ever. We mean it, they are won derful. At THE OAKS auditorium there will be the Armstrong Folly com pany. New York principals with 35 beautiful and talented girls, sup ported by a special orchestra, the famous Winter Garden runway girls, in the newest musical come dies every afternoon arid evening. Cole McElroy's Jazz Band will hold forth in the enlarged and improved dance pavilion every evening except Sunday. There is a combination for lovers of the dance that cannot be equaled. There is bo much of Joy, so much real happiness in store for folks who visit THE OAKS this year that we cannot begin to tell you about it. Come out Saturday, bring the family and a big lunch stay all day, and we'll show you the happi est day of the year. Cars at First and Alder every few minutes. - JOHJi K. CJORDRAY, Manager. News of THE OAKS in the Chats every day. LAST DAY BRYANT WASHBURN IV SOMETHING TO W Jg A Picture aa Joy Klvlng aa the Liquid Motes of a Black bird's Song." IIBl fla s3- mt nam vi ni ; ciVnisrsi '1 s 40 f ax - - -1 AMUSEMENTS. -j TONIGHT i- Famous Stock Company 1a FAIR AND WARMER Greatest comedy In ten years. A t sen- s&tlonal Stock release. Kever before Baker prices, 25c and 60c Matinee Saturday, 25c NEXT "The Straight Road." t ALCAZAR MORRISON AT ELEVENTH. BKOADHIKST CO.Mi.DV IIBAMA BOUGHT AND PAID FOR DRAMATIC SENSATION". Next "THE HAVOC" 6EASOX SEAT HALE FOB Musical Season OPENS NEXT MONDAY CIRCLE Fourth at Washington TODAY OXLT John Barryxnore "Are You'a Mason?" Also Christie Comedy and Travelome. Open, from 9 o'clock in the morning until 4 o ciocit tne ioiiowinff morning. Phone your want ads to The Oreffo nian. Phone Main 7070, A 6095. MEETING NOTICES. ATTENTION. COMRADES! Tou aro requested to attend the funeral of Emory Foote, veteran of the Civil war. Com pany B, 4th Michigan Infantry, member ot Gordon Granger Post, Grand Army of the Re public, Services will be held today at 2 o'clock P. M., In Bryan's undertaking p a rl o r a, but Williams avenue. E. E. COVEY, Commander. By H. C. DUTTON, Adjutant. : MULTNOMAH CAMP. NO. 77. W. O. W.. meets at their hall. East Sixth and East Aider streets, every Friday evening at 8 o'clock. Visit ing neighbors alwaya wel come. J. O. WILSON. Clerk. Will meet this evening at 228 Alder street. Work in the Initiatory and first degrees. Brothers will come early. Visitors welcomed. J. L. DAVENPORT. N. . F. COZENS. Rec. Sec. PORTLAND LODGE NO. 85. munlcation 7:S0 Friday evening. munlcation 7:3$ Friday evening. Masonic temple, work in F. C degree. Stated communication o'clock, followed by special programme 9 o'clock, work in M. M. de gree by distinguished visitor. Visiting breth ren welcome. By order of W. M. H. J. HOUGHTON. Secretary. SELLWOOD LODGE NO. 131 A. F. AND A. M. Special meet ing this (Friday) evening at -8 o'clock. Work E. A. degree. Visitors welcome. By order w. at. J. H. BUTLER, Sec ALBERT PIKE LODGE NO. 16J. A. F. AND A. M. Special communication this (Friday) evening. May 1. 7 o'clock. M. M. degree. Visiting brethren welcome. G. W. COOK. Secretary. ' KOSK CITY CHAPTER, NO. 8B, O. E. 8. Regular meeting this (Thursday) evening B o cioca. J RARAH Tt. GUERIN. Sec W R R FOOT CAUf. riO. 65. WOODMEN OF THE WORLD, meets every Friday night at W. O. W. Temple. 128 11th atrsat. A.U membera welcome. Kum to Kamp Frlda nignt. H. L. BARBUR. Claris, BIG dance, JC P. hall, 400 Alder at.. May 17. Series prize waltzes, gent's cuff links, la dies' chain pearls; congenial people at tend these parly dances every Saturday night. EMBLEM Jewelry, buttons, charms, plna, new designs. Jaeger Bros.. 131-3 Sixth at. FRIEDLANDER'S for lodge emblems, class plna and medala 310 Washington at. FUNERAL NOTICES. WHEELER At lier home In Oak Grove, May 13, litli. ased 52 years 6 montha 21 days, beloved wife of W. A. Wheeler, mother ot Floyd H. Hill, daughter of Kate Rloper, sister of Archie Sloper of Barton. Or., and Nellie Kolle of Portland. The funeral services will tie held from the conservatory chape! of F. S. Dunning, Inc., 414 East Alder, today (Friday), May IB, ajt 2:30 P. M. Friends invited. Inter ment in Rose City cemetery. WALTER At the residence. 2flS E. 47th St., May 14, IBID. Rachel Walter, aged 76 years, mother of Mrs. Maggie Wagner, this city; Morris F. Woodcock. Port Orford, Or.; Bernard Woodcock. Bell Fountain, Or., and Homer Woodcock. Big Pine. Cal. Remains will be forwarded by the Edward Holman Undertaking company to Corvallls. Or., today. May 16, 1010. where servlcea will be held and interment made. CALLAHAN In this city. May 14, Cecelia Callahan, 634 East Salmon street, aged 66 years, widow of the late Thomas Cal lahan and aunt of Mrs. C. B. Barger. Funeral services will be held from St. Marv's church, Williams avenue and Stanton street. May 17, at 9 A. M. Friends are Invited. Interment St. Mary's ceme tery. . Remains are at A. R. Zeller com pany's parlors. AUPMUTH In this city, Iay 14, Stephen Aupmuth, aged 10 years, of 14 East Fifty sixth street North. The funeral services will take place today (Friday), at 8:30 A. M., from the Dunning & McEntee chapel, thence to All Saints church, Eatit Thirty-ninth and Hoyt streets, where mass will be offered at 9 A. M. Friends invited to attend. Interment Mt Calvary ceme tery. HIMMILA At the family residence. 5830 40th ave. S. C Ida Himmlla. beloved wife of Henry Himmlla. Funeral services will be held May 10, at 2 P. M., from the fu neral parlors ot A. D. Kenworthy & Co.. 502-04 2d st. S. E., in Lents. Interment Mt. Scott cemetery. Friends Invited. FOOTE Funeral services for Emory Foote will be held May 16 at 2 P. M. from R. T. Byrnes' residential funeral parlors. 901 Williams ave. at Mason St.. under auspices of Gordon Granger post of the G. A. R. Interment Rose City cemetery. Friends Invited. ' GILBERT In this city. May 14. 1919. Sarah C. Gilbert, aged 94 years, late of Ridge field. Wash. Remains will be forwarded by the Edward Holman Undertaking com Jany to Rldgefield, Wash., tomorrow. May 7. 1019. where servlcea will be held and Interment made. DURANT In this city. MaV 15. 1919, Alena B. Durant. aged 23 years, beloved wife of Bert M. Durant of 1178 E. Lincoln st. Friends Invited to attend the funeral serv ices, which will be held at Holman's fun eral parlors at 2:30 P. M. May 17. 1919. Interment Rose City cemetery. PAUL In this city. May ts. 1919. Martin Paul, aged 49 years. Friends invited to attend the funeral services, which will be held at Holman's funeral parlors at t! P. M. May 16, 1919. Interment Rose City cemetery. MURRAY The funeral services of the late John Murray will be held from the con servatory chapel of F. S. Dunning, Inc.. 414 East Alder street, at 9:30 A. M., May 17. Interment ML Scott Park cemetery. Friends invited. KREBS AND RUTHER The funeral serv ices of Waltor W. Krebs and Robert Ruther will be held at the Sandy Lutheran church today (Friday) at 2 P. M. Friends Invited. Interment at the Flrwood cem etery. WILSON The funeral servlcea for the late Robert A. Wilson win be held from the conservatory chapel of F. S. Dunning, Inc., 414 East Alder, May 16. at 11 A. M. Friends Invited to attend. Interment Lone lr cemetery. HALL At his late residence. 1032 East Ste phens. W illiam Henry Ball, aged 73 years. j-unerai servicea win oe neia at p. Larch funeral parlors. East 11th and Clay, today. May 16, at it P. il. Friends invited. io.aE A directory of business firms and professional men condensed and classified for ready reference. For rates by the month or year, or other information, telephone The Oregonian, Slain 7070 or A 6095, House 29. ACCORDION PLEATING. HEMSTITCHING" WE PLEAT skirts, any style. 1: hemstitch ing; loc per yard; buttons covered. Eastern Novelty Mfg. Co.. S3 fnh st. Bdwy. 20QO. AGATE CITTKKS AND MFC, JEWELERS. JEWELRY and watch repairing. Miller's. 3o5 Wash., st. Majestic Theater bldg. ALFALFA MEAL. UKUINU EEEU. HAY. VVALTEH SCOTT. Board of Trade. M. 807. ALUMINUM. ALUMINUM UTENSILS REPAIRED. 449 Union An N. East 617T. ART. MRS. J. EPPEXSIEIX, 4G4 Washington, is now ofering a remarkable selection ot ths finest goods at extremely low prlcea. ASSAYERS AND ANALYSTS. M2IV5AI'A ASSAY OFFICE. 142 Second tjpld. silver and platinum bought. ATTORNEYS. MORRIS courts. A. GOLDSTEIN, practice in b02 Northwestern Bank bldg. BUSINESS COLLEGES. CANCER TREATMENT. L. M. JONES. M. li fAXTr.n TRi'iTFln 313 Morgan bldg. Marshall B143. CAKPET WEAVING. RlinC The kind that wear the Dest are u made from your wornout carped by ii', ,i urmwesi jtug Co. (former address, 30.i Union ave.). Kag rugs woven lP.1 slzea V.ar?et cleaning, refitting and resizing. ?.uA.!rders solicited. IsS East Eighth.. PHONE EAST H5.0. B 1280. FLUFF RUGS FROM OLD CARPETS Kag KUL-s. All Slzea Mail Orders Prompt. . . Send for Booklet. 8x12 Rugs Steam or Dry Cleaned, $1.50. , FLUFF BXO CO.. B4-B8 Union Ave. N.. East 6518. B 1475. CELLILOID BUTTONS. oTH,E IRWIS-HODSOS COMPANY. 3S7 Washington. Broadway 434. A 1254. CHIROPRACTOR. 300.000 KNOW McMahon, lOOi chiropractor. Throngs pronouncing treatment easiest, oe?:. permanent. 31 "treats" fl5. Tel CHIROPODIST ARCH SPECIALIST. william, Estelle and Florelle De Veny, the vuiy ecientiitc cniropodists and arch spe cialists in the city. Parlors :i02 Gerllnger bldg.. southwest corner Secoud and Alder. Phone Main 1301. CIRCULAR LETTERS. CA LETTER CO.. 1510-11-12 Royal building. Marshall 5S2S. Multigraphlng. mimeograph and mall advertiaing. COLLECTIONS. NKTH A CO.. Worcester bldg. Main ITiili. No collection, no charges. Established 1HO0. CONTRACTORS. UNION builds BUILDING CONTRACTING CO. cottaces, bungalows; repairs and painting. uo: aiiskv mug. .Mam 315. DANCING. KATHERINE M. ROWN Gnpmntee8to teach all latest ballroom aances ln 1 strictly private lessons; 12 : lessons. Hours, lo A M. to JO H. M. Class every Thurs. eve., 7:30 to u:i, ouc. 6U3 Filers blda-.. het 4rh ana 5th s(s., on vvasn. st. Main 5004. ALISKY Danrlnr Arl..mv 1 .. .1 1 ' Private instructors day and evening. Class . neia in w. a. hall. 11th e ets., aaturaay eveninga MRS. BATH'S DANCING Academy. SoXTl DekUm bldlT. Best fnalnirtnru li-l class Tues. eve class party Fri. eve. l.es sona days andeve. by appt. Main W45. MRS. FLECK'S ACADEMY. 109 rrt nn room and stage dancing; class Tuea. Fri. D4scf' orchestra. "Union." Violins repaired W. Is-lng. 044 15 Wash.. Broadway 47S . POO AM) CAT HOSPITAL. HOSPITAL Dr. O. H. Huthman. veterlna rlan. 415 East Tth St. East 1S47. B 1U1I2 EVE, EAR, NOSK AM) THROAT. -nn i- t, sc lPcial't: glassea fitted. Jjuiiisiue. cor. 'utn. u 13IIS. E. 4734. WHOLESALERS AND ACTO TOPS. DUBBRUILLE TOP CO.. 0th and Oak ata DRY GOODS NOTIONS. LDINKELSPIELCO.s,V ockroom and office North Fifth street. GRAIN MERCHANTS PACIFIC GRAIN CO.. Board ot Trad. bid. THANHOUSER HAT CO. 53-55 Front St. HIDES. WOOL. CASCARA BARK. KAHN BROS.. 105 Front street. WHOLESALERS AND MANUFACTURERS. W. FUL LER CO.. Front and Morrison. TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY. HAVE clever lnventlm for motor cara and need barkinc: will Klve half interest for same. W ltw. Oreironian. AUCTION 8ALCS TODAY. At Wilson's Anctlon Bouse. Furniture. 169-171 Second st. 10 A. M. DIED. McPONPT-T.II At Silver-ton. Or.. April 27, John McDonouKh, aced ,"s years. Funeral will be held at Sllverton May K. Inter ment at Silverton cemetery. Minnesota and Wisconsin papers please copy. CARNER At the residence. 773 Multnomah St., May 14. loio. Nellie, Carrier. Remains at Holman's funeral parlors. BOODV At the residence. 0R3 Water street. May 15. 1010. Fred Frankltn Hoody, aged 37 years. Announcement of funeral later. FUNERAL DIRECTORS. HOLMAN UNDERTAKING CO. Funeral Directors Established 1877. Third and Salmon Streets. Alain 6U7. A 15 IL Lady Assistant. MILLER & TRACEY Perfect Funeral Services for iLeaa. Independent Funeral Director. Wash St.. bU 20t). and 2lmU Vet Sid. Main 2691. L&tly AsuUtaaU 7tt3i WILSON fe ROSS. Residential Funeral Home. East 7th and Multnomah Sta. 1RY1NGTON DISTRICT. LAD 1 ASSISTANT. East 54. E. 3165. J.P.FINLEY&SON PROGRESSIVE; lUJbriAii uinnLiuna. Main 9. Montgomery at 5th. A 1SW. McENTEE & E1LERS Funeral parlors, with all the privacy of a home. Kith and Everett sts. Phone Broad way 2133; home. A -13X F. S. DUNNING. INC.. 414 E. Alder. Phone East 52. Perfect service, personal -tiirection. frea use of floral chapel and auto equipment. DUNNING & McENTEE. funeral directors. Broadway and Pine street. Phone Broadway 430. A 4558. Lady attendant. MR. AND MRS W. 11. HAMILTON. Fu neral service. l'J"3 E. Glisan. Tabor 4313. P. L. LERCH East 11th and Clay Sla East 7S1. B 1SS3. ERICSON Twelfth and Morrison atreets. Broadway 2o34. AT rTT'T T "CD 32 Williams Ave. . Ik. ZiHiLiLiilil KKJ. EastlOSS. C 10S9 A. D. KENWORTHY CO.. 5802-04 82d st.. Lents. Tabor 5267. BREEZE & SNOOK 1H47 Belmont. Tab. 12.1S. B '2546 SKEWES UNDERTAKING COMPANY. 3d and Clay. Main 41.12. A 2321. I.sdy asalstant. OREGON HUMANE SOCIETY Office. Boom ISS ConrtbooM. fit a 61, Kntranc. Phone from S to 5. Main S7S, Home Phoas A 7L4&. Nistit cU aUter office noun. Wood Unn 764. lie port all cases of cruelty- te ths abort address. Electrle lethal chamber for smaJ animals. Horse ambulance for sick and dla abisd anlm&la at a moment's notice. Aar on desiring a dog- or otbar pat communi cate with. us. Call tor all lost or stray4 stock, aa we look after the Impounding. Thsre is no mora ell pound, Jose Wreoa KkiflQaue 09f.-ltl-& " . harowood'flooring. GET .stimate for new or old house. Port land Hardwood Floor Co., 1ST W. Park St. HEMSTITCHING. K, 6TEPHAN. hemstitching, scalloping, ac cordion side pleat, buttons covered; mall ordera. 219 Pittock block. Broadway 100. EMIL THIELHORN, violin, viola teacher; pupil Sevcik. 207 Flledner bldg. Bdy. 162'J. TEACHER OF PIANO. 14S N. 21at Popular music taught. 50c lesson OPTOMETRISTS AND OPTICIANS. rt;. CiLASSES AT A SAVING. Ji? 1 solicit your patronage on ina 4J basis of capable service. Thou sands ot satisfied patrons. A trial will convince. Charles W. Goodman. Optometrist. io Morrison. Main 212 PAINTING AND TINTING. PAINTING and tinting neatly done by dis charged soiaier; reterences zurnianea; an wora guaranteed. E. U. Clark. 6143 or 346 E. Ulisan. PATENT ATTOBNKYS. H- C WRIGHT 22 years' experience U. S. and foreign patents, ool Detuta bldg. GOLDBERG. e20 Worcester bids-. Main 2525. PHYSICIANS, DR. R. A. PHILLIPS, Broadway bldg. Klieu- utaLism. stomach. Dowel, lung, liver. Kid ney, bladder, rectab prostatic, female dis oruers. skin affections, high blood pressure. Dr. R. K. WATTER3. 80S Swetland bldg. SflC increased efficiency druijlcsa treat' leii treat beadacbo ment. goitre, paralvsia, appendicitis, liver, kidney. PLUMBING SUPPLIES. PLUMBING SUPPLIES at wholesale prlcea. Stark-Davis Co.. 212 Third. Main lL PRINTING. K.EYSTONB PRESS, J. E. Gantenbeln. Mgr. Printing and linotyping. luoVa Front L, corner Stark. Main or A 1413. PRINTING ?.t ? F. W. BAL.TES & COMPANY. nd Oak sts. Main 165. A 1165 SECOND-HAND STOKES. LEVIN HARDWARE A FURNITURE CO, 221 Front Street. We buy and sell everything In the hard ware and furniture line. Phone Mut 070, A 7174. SHOW CARDS AND SLIDES. Washington Slide Co., 351 Washington. Mezzanine floor. Majestic bldg. Mar.. 2. STOVE REPAIRING. WHO aaid your stove couldn't be fixed? Send it to us and see any old stove. We spe cialize on duplicates, welding. renlckeUng of stove parts, buy and sell stoves and pay highest prices; coils put in; all work guar anteed. North Portland Stove Repair Works 654 Savler Street Phone Bdwy. 1359. TRANSFER AND STORAGE. WILLAMETTE YALLEY TRANSFER CO. General Transfer and Forwardln-r Agents. TRACKAGK. STORAGE AND TRANSFER 1:30 ASH ST. bROAUWAY OREGON TRANSFER CO... 474 Glisan at., corner of 13th- Telephone Hroadway l'Jb or 1160. We own and operate two large claps A warehouses on terminal tracaa. Lowest insurance rates in the city. FIREPROOF STORAGE C. M. OLSEN TRANSFER CO.. 248 PINE. MAD1SON-ST. DOCK & WAREHOUSE OF- fire 1V.1 Madison st. General merchandise and forwarding agents. Phone MalnlWL ROSE CITY TARK and Montavilla dally auto expresa. East 200. Special attention given to wholesale deliveries. PACKING MOVING STORING. SECURITY STORAGE & TRANSFER CO. 105 Park Bt. Main &1U5. A 105L CLAY S. MORSE. Inc. TRACKAGE. STORAGE. TRANSFER. 443-454 Gllsan St. WATCH REPAIRING. HIGHEST prices paid old watches and Jew elry. Condition no object. Repairs a spe cialty. Rainier Jewelry Co., 4411 wasn at. 1MANTJFACTURERS PAINTS. OIL AND GLASS. RAS.MUSEN sc Co, 2d and Taylor. PIPE. PIPE PITTING AND VALVES. M. L. KLINE. t4-a Front street. PLUMBING AND STEAM SUPPLIES M. L. KLINE. S4-hti Front street. PRODUCE COMMISSION MKHt'HA.MS. KVKKD1NO & FARRELL. 140 Front strs.u KOPE AND BINDER TWINE. Portland Cordage Co.. 14th and Northrup, SASH. BOORS AND GLASS. W. P. FULLER CO.. 12th and Davis street! WALL PAPER. MORGAN WALL PAPER CO.. 230 2d streel FLORISTS. JAPAN FLORIST. 190 4TH ST.. NEAR TAYLOR. All kinda of pot flower ajnd oeoainc piaan. juo ana up. Border pianta. 36c dozen and up. lieauUIui uanalea. &uc oer dox.ia v wtfeiaoie ptants. aozen zoc ana up. LUBLIN EK. FLORIST. B28 Morrison L, i'ortland hotel. Mar. 751. ..a Alurrlson, oea. say. ana rara. Adar. aa2. Portland's Leading Flower Shoya MARTIN & FORBES CO.. Florists, 1 Washington, slain .'Q. A i- iow.ra lor all occasions artistically ran fed. CLARKE BROS., florists. 287 Morrison .a. Main or A 1805. Fin. flowera aad floral designa no Draacn atorea. PEOPLE'S FLORAL SHOP. 24S Alder. Flow era and deaigna v.ry reasonable. Mar. 5tfJX IHVINGTuN PARK FLORAL CO., 4th aad lamblll. Fun.ral ceaigners; lowest prlc.a MAX M. SMITH. Main 7215. A 312 bulldinc. 6th snd Alder ata. b.lliag TONSETH FLORAL St.. bat. 4th and 5th. CO.. 2S7 Washington aaam oioz. a uol MONUMENTS. PORTLAND MARBLE WORKS W8 4th St, Opp. City HalL New Bros. EE BLAESING GRANITE CO. THIRD AT MADISON STRggT NEW TODAY. FOR SALE DR TRADE Controlling: Interest In CLOSE-IN IMPROVED DEEP WATER FRONT F O. N OnXHRl P, 1029-30 N. IV. Bank Building;. MORTGAGE LOANS Improved elty and farm property. Installment repayment privilege If preferred prompt, reliable service. A. H. B1RRELL GO 217-218 Northwestern Bank llulldlna. Marshall 4114, A 411)4. FLUFF RUGS Irom .id carpets. Carpet cleanlnc aad ranillxir;. naf rug woven, all aiaea, Mall orders sollclt.d. NORTli ESf KtlFK UU(1 CO, Former address 1.3 U&loa Ave. EAST 3580 B 1280 JOHN B. COFFEY MORTGAGE LOASiS. Insurance, Surety Bonds 802 WILCOX BLDG. Mala 702. A 70a Mortgage Loans 5l2 EDWARD E. GuuDEY CO. UNITED STATES BANK BUILDING. .SI 4,000 FOUR-FLAT BUILDIN ' six-room house: lot 50 100: Income S1530 per year. Will eei all or part. 3V. SCHUYLER STREET. MORTGAGE LOANS ON BUSINESS AND RESIDENCE PROPERTY. I ROBERT&ON EWIXG, A NEW TODAY. GARAGES $38.00 $49.50 $59.50 AND UP READY CUT AND PORTABLE HOUSES. MILLMADE CONSTRUCTION CO. 101 t'MOX AVE. Jf. WDL.X. S413 SEND US YOUR OLD CARPETS Old Hugs aad Woolen Clot bias;. We Hake Reversible, Hind-Wa FLUFF RUGS They Wear Like Iron. Hall Ordera. Mend for Booklet. Bi( Hng-a Woven. All Msea, Carpet Gleaning 9x12 Raps. Steamed Cleaned, $1.50 WESTERN FLtrP RITS CO. M TTnlon Ave. N. East 6518, B 147S IRVIXGTOX RESIDENCE Modern twelve-room home, hardwood floors throughout, selected mahoejny and oak finish, walls artistically dec- rated, sun parlor, sleeping porch, full cement basement, large finished attic. xpensive sanitary plumbing, three. rustic tile fireplaces, tile bathrooms. three toilets, spacious grounds. All ma- erials in building guaranteed first class. Worth :i5,0O0. SACRIFICE lor QUICK sale, $22,500. OWNER, AR 488, Oregronlan, Garages Call for Illustrated Price Llit. SS4 Aakcnr St. Phone Broadway 149. Sam Connell Lumber Co. GARAGES Portable and Permanent MODERN CONSTRUCTION CO. East 5114. 315 E. 11th. REAL ESTATE. For Sale Beach Property. 8 ALT AIR. TILLAMOOK BEACH. Two choice lots. &0xlU0. at Sal Lair sta tion. 'Tillsmook Beach: near depot (nd hotel: adjoins board walk, county road nd railroad; facea Pacific ocean; suit able tor business or residence; value (500; will consider trade for auto, property or merchandise. Address BD 07. Oreffontan. For Sale Lota. GRAND AVE., nr. Prescott. 50x100. for all cash S SOO Union ave., for quick Sale. 5xH0: price S250O Alameda Park, 50x100: streets paved a-nd paid $775 E. 5Sth. nr. Sandy; 50x100 t 550 Alameda. Mason, rr. 20th: 50x100: all paid .' $1340 Cor. E. 5d and Broadway; lOOxlOO; clear of Inciimbram-e . . - S2OC0 (lOPDARl) & WIEDRICK. 24:! Stark St. TWO PAYS TO GRAB TTIIS. LACRELHURST BARGAIN. Non-resident owner is here until Satur day to sacrifice one of the best lots In this addition for 1000. all improvements and taxes are paid: sijthtly snd inexpensive for building, situated '2 blocks north of Ulisan. near Floral ave. KASER & liAINET. K23-G Oasco bids. Mar? hnll THIS. IRV1XGTOX LOTS. 22d. nr. Siskiyou: aoxlOO: sis. paved and paid; price $1200 15th and Klickitat; TiOxlOO; sts. paved and paid tWi 11th and Siskiyou; 50x100: a:i pald..J1100 I'Jd and Siskiyou; 00x100; clear; price i:oo GODLARD 4 WIEDRICK. StS ttark ft. A MONEY-MAKER. FOR BALE BY OWNER. AT ASTORIA. 5-Al-RE TRACT. PLATTED INTO 40 LOTS. KNOWN AS A. K. C. BALL GROUNDS. MAR. 202'J. OR 10 BO.NU ST.. ASTORIA. CHOICEST LOTS IN ALAMEDA PARK. We have 3 beautitul nomesitea lor sale at JSOO each, including all street Improve ments. RIKI.T GUPTA FPON. 90S YEOX BLDG. MARSHALL l-t.6. t WHY pay more for lota 4 or r. mi'.es out? crea. acres. acres. flO down, fl weea. Let tne Kias nave ros cnee.s, iniv berriea. fruit and nuts. Alberta car. Ken nedy school. Cry. 1L"1! N. W. Bank bldg. af,O0 KOSB CITY PARK. Beautiful lot. facing east, on Slat at.; imps, in and paid. B. F. KELLY. Pwetland bl.lK. Main 7T. ONH larxo llolsteln cow iU!t fresh, on. lare Durham cow. one brown Jersey, also one large brown Swiss cow coming fresh soon. TOO E. Oth St. N. East 4:'.7. FOR SALE Well-matched black team. weirrht about 1700 each, as ana s yrs. Complete with harness. f3o0. D. F. Moehnks. Hoff, Or. P.OSSMERE LOT. On East 4i'd st all Improvements In, KOxlOO. e:tst front, a snap. V. li. Rosa lioo N. W. Bank bldg KOSK CITY PARK. Below the hill, liens paid. 50x100; 10 feet from Sandv, JSO0. W. H. Koss, 1100 N. W. Bank bldg. LOTS FOR SALB. 2 choice building lota. Irvlngton district, snap at 16O0 cash. Phone Tabor S4n ALAMEDA PARK lot. well located: 4.o; street Improvenienta, tJjy. r or quica saie. Main 274. , OLM STEAD. N. E. cor. Bryce and 32d,. about 1M II III Sq. IV., VIVU. A. .u.kMK Grnnt Park. Illinois. BEST buy in Beaumont, lot. 44. Clock 4. street Improvements paia to aaie. raona owner. Tabor 30S. FOR SALE Beautiful homeslte. Portland helshts. lwxli". r-asi. mi. LOT for sale. 'Jtith and Killingsworth. lOib For Sale Business Property. FOR SALE or lease, or will duko tor tenant, eitner ri L,""V - S E. cor. 4tb and Flanders. Apply to owner E. A. Redman. Phono Bast 533S or East -'21 COST 40.00O. price today s.tj ,r.oo; monthly By owner. Income cen-wowi Flat and Apartment Property. APARTMENT of ?9 housekeeping rooms for sale. AO 'JoO. Oreponlan. For Sale -Hou SPECIAL. 2-..-,0 KENTON. PENN. DIST $2230. 5-room very substantial modern bunga low: attractive lines: has concrete columns with porch extending across entire front of house; while enamel plumbing; bui'.t-ln conveniences: electric lishts and Eas: on Minnesota avenue, near Morgan: 2 blocks to "L" car: very easy payments. . We have over 600 photographs in our offio of houses for S3le. Come in today anil look them over. See FRANK L. McRl'IPE. Ablngton Bldg Main loiiS. Main .ir,. " 1573-MODERN BUNGALOW fi:73. 173 DOWN. Very neat 5-room plastered bungalow: white enamel plumbing, electric lights ami gas. full lot; built-in conveniences; close to school. See FRANK L. McGUIRE To Buy Your Home. Abington Bldg. Main Sloii. Main lofis. -Office Open Evenings and Sundays. J23O0 VACANT BUNGALOW i:;ort. On Holgate street, 1 block from Wood stock car. we have a 5-room. attractive bungalow: white enamel plumbing; elec tric lights and gas; vacant; very easy terms. See FRANK L. McGUIRE To Buy Your Home. Abington Bldg. Main lorW. Main 5156. Office Open Evenings and Sundays. S130O NEAT COTTAGE J1.1O0. On a 100x100, Just H block from Wood stock car, is a neat 2-room shinrficd cot tage, practically your own terms. Juet east of Reed college. See FRANK L. McGUIRE To Buy Your Home. Abington Bldg. Main 5136. Main 10S6. Office Open Evenings snd Sundays. A DANDY BUY. 5 rooms and bath; full cement basa ment; 2 blocks from car: beautiful loca tion, near Willamette blvd. ; $400 cash, and price $J4uo. See Mr. Christenson, The Brong Co.. -'tVTii Oak at. Main 174::f WOODLAWN DISTRICT. 5 rooms and bath: corner lot: cement walks in and paid for: price S200, ea.- terms. - See Mr. Christenson, The Bronf V U. , .III Oak. IRVINGTON house. 13000 or under: (ive exact location. AJ 37S, Oregonlan, f - B-v -. . . . X . v iilBiL