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5 name of that humble Galilean, let us SHIP EFFICIENCY not hate Germany." Rev. Short declared that Germany cannot be excused and for her own good must be corrected and punished Just as children are for their good and for the general good. "But Christianity shows us a more Pastors Discuss Challenge- excellent way, and the American Gov ernment is seeking to follow in that path and promises no ill-will toward Dr. John H. Boyd. Germany following the war," he said. Three agencies which will assist us Direct Routing, Unification of to possess a spirit of good will toward Germany as outlined by Rev. Short are: "Let us remember that we are the representatives of Christ in the world. He could rebuke and scourge and still love. We must pray to God to keep bitterness from our hearts. We must look upon the larger expressions of human brotherhood that are sure to possess the world." Cargoes, Loading to Full STRONGER TO ABSORB WEAK Capacity, All Are Helps. Rev. E. C. Constant Says First Pres PACIFIC PORTS ON RECORD byterian Minister Fails to Give' ' Solution or Difficulty or ' Plan of Union. " HISTORY MADE IN DRIVE THE MORNING OREGONIAN, MONDAY, AUGUST 18, 1918. IllilllSilligllll ore IS IIP IMPROVED . . :?'L Vtlff 'rV ri' saw m Round Trips to Japanese Coast Now Made in S8 Days; in Atlantic Trade Similar Condition Are Said to Prevail. WASHINGTON. Aug. 11. Direct rout ing, unification of cargoes, loading to full capacity and reduction of the time in port has resulted in a 60 per cent Increase In the efficiency of American bottoms. It was announced tonight by Che Shipping Board. According: to the transportation rec ords, which mark the first effort in the history of American shipping- for a een rallied ornnliatlon to contrast the performance of various ships with I View to speeding them up, two vessels row are doing the worn which before I the war required three. On the Pacific Coast, the announce ment said, the average tum-arouncs for ships in the coastwise trade rapidly re approaching record penormancee of ante-bellum days. The swifter bot tom, there as elsewhere, have been kant to the Atlantic for war transpor tatlon to Europe, but the vessels al located to the trade with the Orient and Australia have saved time by call Ing at fewer ports and by loading and unloading more quickly than In the est. , Rsmd Tripe Quickly Made. ii TODAY'S FILM FEATCHEJ. Star Mildred Harris, "For Hus bands Only." Columbia Thomas Santschl, "The Still Alarm." Majestic Dorothy Phillips. "The Risky Road." Peoples "To Hell With the Kaiser." Liberty Enid Bennett, "The Big gest Show on Earth." Some t Clara Kimball Toung, "The Foolish Virgin." Glob e Lou lee Huff, "Destiny's Toy." Circle William S. Hart. "Selfish Yates." Recently the Ventura made Honolulu,! v-lOLLOWING a number of magazine Pydney. Pago Pago back to . H"lalu H stories anent the Ideal married and thence to San Francisco in 63 days. J ... n-.-t. -v ., This feat was duplicated by the So- .. . J T inAm. I "ivLiuu yiciure ius lauea to creait me The average round trip time between I iaie or tne divorce acyon Instituted by Pan Francisco or Seattle and Cnlna, I bis wife, and further the news that no Inoludlng days In port, has been cut to sooner had the Ink dried on the final Si. ana new vessels to oe poi inio irmao i decree than that screen Adonis. Fran eoon are expected to reduce that time. I ei. v.vliir. mirri.d n..ri n.vn. h. jniy 9 s uaya row are ri " I Deauttrul leadlna- woman rouno trip io Japanese pons. However, it's air true. The romance Round trips between San Francisco I which started at the Eimiuv tnriin. end the Philippines, including stops at culminated after Bushman was Al. Manila. Cavlte. Hongkong, ehangnai. TOrced from his wife, and Beverly Kobe. Yokohama and Honolulu range B.. .nsMr. vrar.i. v t. ,, between It and 108 days, while between mn j the mi8tress of Bushmanor, that hew Tork and Manilaa. long- voyage Maryla.n(1 Bushman estate which has d. i li tioou ui vci luu twHuiiuuineo rnmanri niy io aays is requ.rea. Mrs. Josephine Bushman was given .rn'Jh R.h ind.a of the children and 140.- he round trip In the British Indian 000 weU h h, Bushman !7JLlW.71KUt,t Provided for them when the decree I I Tata HiiRhman. Kavn, ramKln,tu. I - Coadlnou la Atlaattle Similar. , I the most famous of all screen co-star-In the Atlantis trade similar condl-1 ring team. They won great popularity tlons prevail. The former two trips a I with Essanay and then went to Metro, month average between Norfolk, Baltl- I where they are engaged at present in more and Boston has been Increased tol the making of pictures along romantic four trips. Ships formerly made four I comedy lines. trips a year between the United States and Chilean ports, bringing nitrate. felghly Important to war industries. Recently Commodore Rollins made the turn -around in 44 days. Other records established Include an S-day turn-around to Rio Janeiro and 74-day round trip between Norfolk txnd Para. The average turn-around in the Mexi can oil trade has been reduced to 11 days and some tankers have made the trip in a week. " Sunset. Life Is. built upon realities, not ro mances. Such Is the theme of "The Foolish Virgin," the Thomas Dixon story pictured with beautiful Clara Kimball Toung in the title role, and offered for today only at the Sunset Theater. Yesterday Clara Kimball Toung repertoire week opened with "The Com mon Law." Tomorrow "The Price She Paid.'1 by David Graham Phillips, will be shown. Following this will be seen Eugene Walters' "The Easiest Way." on Wednesday; Elinor Ulyn s "Tne Keason Why." on Thursday; Marcin's "The House of Glass," on Friday, and Wolff's "Marionettes, on Saturday. Conway Tearle, Paue Capellani and Edward Elkas are in Miss Young's cast in "The Foolish Virgin." The story deals with a young girl whose ideas of life" are founded on the romantic works of fiction, which she ie so fond of reading. She is deceived into marrying a man with criminal tendencies. Pos sessed with a lust for money he be comes a burglar. Her efforts to re deem the man she loves leads to many intensely dramatic situations with a powerful climax. i Liberty. Memories of the "big top" shows, then annual Joy of the small town, and others not so small, greet spectators in "The Biggest Show On Earth," the Lib erty -Theater-Paramount feature star ring Enid Bennett. The wonderland of spangled marvels, wild beasts and clownish gambols are all offered in a picture which required the services of tl0nal"ism is largely a matter of detrl a real circus to film. ment. As long as human beings differ Miss Bennetts girnsn grace ana ,n temperament .so long will they dif- Discussion of the feasibility of a union of churches called for in the challenge issued recently by Dr. John H. Boyd, pastor of the First Presby terian Church, was rife in the sermons of several Portland ministers yester day though .vlth a manifest diversity of opinion on the manner In which it should be brought about.. If at all. Rev. R. H. Sawyer, pastor of the East Side Christian . Church, says that the union of churches is not possible. 'There Is but one church there never has been, and never will be but one church." he said. "Honest men may lay aside their, speculative philosophies. human creeds and doctrines and seek and find the church, the body of Christ, but to bring their doctrines into the church and be in harmony is an utter Impossibility. Church federation has been" tried for the past 25 years, and it has always failed. In towns where two, four or half a dozen congregations have united the stronger has in time absorbed th weaker." In speaking of Dr. Boyd's challenge, Rev. E. C. Constant, of the Highland Congregational Church, said that "th esteemed clergyman is to be commend ed for his outspokenness and cat ho llclty of spirit, but, if correctly report edr he fails to present any solution of the difficulty or plan of union.' "His presentation of the attitude of the church which he represents is grat ifying and certainly admirable as far It goes," declared Rev. Constant. "That attitude, however, according to my observation, is not one iota in ad vance of that of certain others of the so-called evangelical bodies. We need something more than an expedient for wartime a plan which will be perma nent and far-reaching in action. At last night's services at the Cen tral MethodlBt Church, Rev. C. C. Ra rick, pastor, discussed Dr. Boyd'a chal lenge. Is the time at hand or even remote ly approaching when all religionists will follow one broad creed? he asked. "I do not think so. Denomlna SMALL KFASTRY PLAYS PART I. RECEMT CAMPAIGN. ' picture, which is a simple and romantic sketch of circus life, with the young heroine suddenly transposed from the sawdust arena to social circles hitherto unknown to her. The star's performance in the, lion's cage Is quite a tnnliing Dit or Dusiness, wnile there are other incidents which give a pleasing touch to the picture. "The Vamp Cure," a comedy, and News Pictorial of world events are other subjects on the programme. Knox Price, billed as "the country's vnuneMt Four-Minute man." is another attraction, making an appeal which dream. stirs every member of his audiences. WICKED ARE WARDED W. J. HARRIS SUPPORTED Rev. J. W. Brougher Says All Signs Point to Visitation. President Makes Indorsement Georgia Senatorial Race. In I ATLANTA. Ga.. Aug. 11. A letter "written by President Wilson to Clark Howell. Democratic National commit teeman from Georgia, dealing with the Senatorial race in this state, was made I .public tonigbt. The communication iwas in replj- to a letter written by Mr. iHowell. asking the President to "take the people of the state into your 'con fidence and give them the benefit of roar view of the situation.' The President, in his reply, said that lie had supposed thepeople of Georgia fully understood his attitude: that he never would undertake to dictate to the voters of any state the choice they should make, but would not hesitate to PAUL'S LETTER IS QUOTED Bible Text Applies to Events of To day and Kaiser Is Man Meant, According to JToted Port land Divine. That all the signs of the times point to the triumphant coming of Jesus Rive his views when they were sought, i Christ as King and Lord, was declared "Senator Hardwick has been a corf- y wniicomn jsrougner yesteraay jtant and live opponent of my Admin- morning at the White Temple, during Istration. William J. Harris has con- me course or nis sermon on "is unrist Coming Soon?" "He will come visibly and person ally." he declared. "Jesus Christ is present now in the world spiritually, but he will come again in bodily form. He will come 'suddenly.' We do not know the day nor the hour. Jesus tells us distinctly that we are not to know the time. His coming will mean deliv erance to his people. All of heaven and bell will look on in admiration. He will be exalted as King of Kings and Funeral at Vancouver Is TTnder Aus- I Lord of Lords here on the earth, where once ne was despised ana rejected. eistently and actively supported it." aays the President's letter. "In my opinion the obvious thing for all those to do who are jealous of the reputation of the party and the success of the Government in the present crisis is to combine in support of Mr. Harris." L. A. McELDOWNEY BURIED pices of Masons. VANCOUVER, Wash.. Aug. 11. Spe clal.) The funeral of Louis A. Mc Eldowney. who died at the home of his daughter, Mrs. H. L. Stokes, Friday morning, was held at the Limber chapel at 2:30 o'clock today, under the auspices of Mount Hood Lodge. A. F. and A. M. At the chapel Rev. L. K. Grimes preached the funeral oration, and at the grave tne masons neia ineir ritual istic services. The pallbearers were William Laughlin. M. J- Ryan, A. M. Ryan. W. J. Kinney. Dennis Nichols and W. E. Carter. Interment was in the Parkhill Cemetery. Mr. McEldowney waa- formerly a resident of Eugene. Or. BEEF SMUGGLER PUNISHED I. Man Pays $50 Fine fop Getting Meat Contrary to Law. liONDON. July, 28- A man whose name was given as Sly has been fined (50 for obtaining meat contrary to the rationing order. According to the evidence before the court, on two successive weeks, boxes were consigned by rail to Sly, and one was discovered to contain meat weigh ing 26 pounds when the bottom dropped out in transit. The second box contained 21 pounds Dr. Brougher outlined some of the signs of Christ's coming as contained in the second letter of Paul to the Thessalonians. "Paul declared that there will be a great apostasy before Christ's coming." he said. "In the next place he says that there will be lying wonders and deceptions practiced. It will be a struggle between the false light and the true light. There are many 'isms' today that have Just enough truth in them to lead people astray. . In the conclusion of his letter, ex plained Dr. Brougher. "Paul stated that a spirit of lawlessness will be incar nated. Many indications point to the Kaiser himself as the 'man of lawless ness. It is impossible to conceive how any one-except a devil could have in volved the world in the terrible war In which we are now engaged if he were not the incarnate fiend." MILL WORKERS ARE BEATEN Unionists Said to Have Dragged Men From Car Xear Golf Links. Word was received here early this morning to the effect that 40 union men from Portland at 12 o'clock last night ejected seven employes of the Crown-Willamette Paper Company's mills at Oregon City from a car near the golf links, and dragged them into the brush, where they were badly beat en. It was said that one or two of the of meat, while the members of the de- I workers were so severely bruised that fendant's family only numbered four. Troops Reach Vladivostok. VLADIVOSTOK. Aug. 9. Four com-1 sanies of French soldiers and one of Annamltes irom inma ana inao-i nina arrived here today, headed by Com they had to seek medical attention. When attacked the workers were re turning to Oregon City from the Oaks. Cove Teacher Goes to Normal. COVE. Or., Aug. 11. (Special.) Miss Kate L. Houx. one of Cove's most suc- mandant Mallet. A company of Czecho- I cessful professional school teachers, re Slovak soldiers, with, a band, greeted turned home yesterday after a short them. .. j vacation with a younger later. Miss Myrtle Houx, a Cove High School girl. at Newport. Following an eight-month term as critical instructor of the 3d and 4th grades in State Normal Train ing School at Independence, Miss Houx was elected one of the Instructors for the Teachers' Summer Normal at Mon mouth, which she closed prior to her trip to the beach. She will teach the 5th and 6th grades with Increased sal ary at the training school next term, 1918-19. fer in their religious denominations, 'Theology is not a fixed science, as is mathematics. Like astronomy with bet ter Instruments for setting, new stars are revealed in our theological eky. But even with the same instruments, and viewing the same sky, a temperament gives each of us our own peculiar eye, and we reach different conclusions. "If we were wise enough to take into consideration the personal equations a sthey do in astronomy, church unions might take place. Dr. Uoya' has had his dream, and I am afraid it is only a However, it is a step in the right direction, but organio union will not take place lor many years to come." SUPER-MAN IS VISIONEO DOMINANT BEI9TG WILL BE! CHRIS TIAN', SATS DR. PENCE. SUN-YAT-SEN VISITS JAPAN Chinese Leader Discnsses Civil War and Oriental Entente. t TOKYO, July 10. Dr. Sun-Tat-Sen, noted Chinese political leader, has come to Japan. Alluding to the civil war in China he expressed opinion that the southerners were prepared to entertain a peace proposition if the conditions were such as to guarantee a permanent cessation of the conflict. Whether such a result can be at tained while Premier Tuan remains in power seemed problematical, he said. He suggested that the South may try to find financial assistance in Japan. Speaking of Chino-Japan relations, he said:- "I have been paying careful atten tion to the question of an entente be tween Japan and China and am con vinced that primarily it is a question of sentiment. If the sentiment of the two peoples can be brought into har mony the desired effect can be ob tained without much effort." FLIER IS MADE-CHEVALIER r . . Guynemer's FYiend Has Seven Vic tories to His Credit. PARIS, July 25. Sous-Lieutenant Bozon-Verdurax. recently made a chev alier of the Legion of Honor, following his seventh officially recorded aerial victory, was the intimate friend and pupil of Guynemer. He accompanied Guynemer Septem ber 11. 1917, when the latter met his fate. His one thought since, it is as serted, has been to avenge the great aoe. One of the new chevalier's feats is to shoot down three planes in four hours. He was a cavalryman until transferred to the air service. GLASS WORRIES AUTOISTS Broken Bottles on Pavement Looks Like Malicious Work. VANCOUVER. Wash., Aug. 11. (Spe- cial.)-Some thoughtless or malicious persons have been throwing bottles on the pavement between the Columbia River Interstate bridge and Portland. Yesterday there were at least five patches of glass which had to be avoid ed by automobllists to save their tires. and in some cases It was Impossible to dodge successfully. It looked as If someone had deliber ately dropped bottles to the pavement. the glass scattering over large areas as they broke. - Seattle Gives Thirty Nurses. SEATTLE. Wash.. Aug. 11. With the dedication of the Red Cross service flag at St. Barnabas Guild for nurses here this morning, it was announced that 30 Seattle nurses are serving in France and 62 others are on the way. Miss Rose McLane. one of the first 12 to volunteer, is dead as the result of submarine warfare. World War Is Making Clear That "Blonde Beast" of Prussian "Kul tur" Most Give Way. That the world can never again ignore Christ as it has done in the past was the declaration of Dr. E. H. Pence in his discourse yesterday morning on Who Shall Be Found to Be the Super- Man," at Westminster Presbyterian Church. "This is Christ's day," dclared Dr. Pence.' "This is his houT. After the end of this war the world will have a more intelligent understanding of the meaning of the cross of Calvary. It is the period following this war that is going to be the critical time. How are we going to rebuild the world? Daylight now shines where everything looked eo black before. The tide has turned. The philosophy of Nietzsche that In the German people is the ex pression of the absolute. 'is failing. It is inevitable that this monstrous thing shall perish." Dr. Pence bade his hearers reflect on what must prove to be the super man following the world struggle. The Christian in work and thought, not the "blonde beast" of Prussian "kultur," must be the predominant being of the future," declared Dr.. Pence. HATE OF GERMANS DEPLORED Nation Must Be Conquered Without Malice, Pastor Declares. In his sermon yesterday morning on "Good Will Toward Men," Rev. Francis Burgette Short, pastor of the Wilbur Methodist Church, asserted that even more than victory is necessary in this war, that the enemy must be subdued and then won by evidences of good will. "Germany nust be conquered and will be, and no nation will be more benefited than Germany herself," he stated. "To me the most regrettable thing about this war is hate, bitter and unrelenting hate, that has poured itself Into the lap of the world's sorrows. "Whip Germany to her knees, lift Belgium to her feet, restore Alsace Lorraine to France, deliver Germany from her mad obsession, drive the Kaiser and the war lords into some field where they must labor with their hands until they are dead, but in the Perf ormanee of Cavalry Supported by Light Tanks and Armored Cars Surprising to Generals. Copyrighted 191A. by the Cress Publishing Company (The New Tork World). Pub lished by Arrangement. PARIS, Aug. 11. (Special.) The out standing feature of the Anglo-French drive in Picardy is the tremendous part played by the small infantry attacking material. General Malleterre, who writes mili tary reviews for the New York World and The Oregonian, has often Insisted on the necessity for such material." In this new offensive it was remark able how the cavalry, supported by light tanks and armored cars, contrived to outdistance the Infantry, get beyond its assigned objectives, attack the retreat ing German convoys, capture villages and take prisoners. The surprise was such a sudden one that the French poilus under General De Bentry captured German soldiers in the act of getting in the harvest in the rear of their lines. Sappers performed prodigious feats of valor and skill in improvising, under fire, bridges over which the tanks crossed the Avre without a moment's delay in pursuit of the stupefied foe. INVENTOR JS HAMPERED Bridle Maker Fights Red Tape for Three Months, but Wins. LONDON, July 14. The following story Is being told in the, clubs, need less to say those frequented by civil ians more than the military. An army officer had an inspiration for a new bridle, but for its manufac ture he had difficulty in obtaining leather in pieces large enough to carry out his ideal. He managed, however, to obtain sufficient scraps for his purpose. These he laboriously shaped and fitted together,' making the result a patch work of fragments plentifully stitched. In spite of its appearance the new bridle was voted a success by the pow ers that be. And then the model was handed over to a maker of such arti cles, who is not handicapped by the in ventor's shortage of leather. Needless to say he had the different parts of the bridle cut in such a way as to re duce the stitching to a minimum. Then he sent his copy into the lairs of officialdom and waited the result It was staggering. He was told that his bridle was not "according to specifications." It took three months to convince of' ficialdom that it saved cost and en hanced strength to make the bridle in a manner which did not involve cutting leather up into small pieces and then stitching them together. MEXICAN TO FIGHT HUNS Thomas Samaniego Walks Far to Enlist in Army. ' SAN DIEGO. Aug. 5. Thomas GU Samaniego, -a Mexican, who walked all the way from Tombstone, Ariz., to this city to enlist, will be among the men n a contingent of draft men who leave here soon. Samaniego is doubly anxious to get started to fight the Kaiser, for in his attempt to get into the army. Sama niego, who was born in Mexico, and speaks but little English, was arrested for vagrancy because he appropriated the Santa Fe station for a lodging house. Since then he has been waiting in the City jail. Today he was released and will go with the draft. SAILORS GET PHONOGRAPH Donation of Mrs. Helen Smith Bes- son Goes on West Coast. Because Mrs. Helen Smith Besson do nated a costly talking machine to the American Red Cross, sailors on board the Portland-built West Coast will not lack amusement, even when hundreds of miles at sea. The Red Cross provided the sailors. who are regular Navy men. with knit ted goods and such comforts of that kind as go to soldiers, and it desired bring on board some of the" life found in Red Cross canteens and Y. M. C. A. huts. Jhe TRUE MEANING of QUALITY Quality, as we understand it, means superior ity the better weaves, the finer tailoring, the smarter style. Those are the features our clothing expresses. Young men's styles, Business styles, Sport styles, made from all-wool fabrics, by the best workmanship, in the smartest models. $20, $25, $30 and Up - Phegley & Cavender Cor. Fourth and Alder Streets. this evening says that air raids have been made on Karlsruhe and that there was an explosion in the Karlsruhe station. ALLEGED HOARDER ON HAND Hulett Merritt Ready to Answer Charges in Court. the post here and plans are now being prepared for the building. While in tended for recreation headquarters of the men of Catholic faith, the hall will be open to soldiers of all denomina tions. The building will have shower baths, bowling alleys, reading and writing-rooms and a gymnasium. LOS ANGELES. Aug. 3. Hulett C. Merritt. the Pasadena millionaire. In whose office building on his estate 500 Dounds of sugar were seised recently, was reported to have returned to Los Angeles from his yachting: trip. w. L. Wlnans. Mr. Merritt's secretary, seen at the Merritt offices in the Merritt building, said: "I think Mr. Merritt has returned, but I have not seen him as yet." Mr. Merritt. it was reported, was ex nected to be on hand personally, or through his counsel, C. W. Pendleton, Jr.. at the offices of the United States Marshal, to explain whiy a charge of food hoarding under the food laws should not be made against him. Neither Mr. Merritt nor Mr. Pendle ton could be reached last nlfeht to state what move in The way of a defense Mr. Merritt Intended to make today. Planters' Request Denied. HONOLULU. T. H.. July 7. (By Mall.) Request of the sugar planters of Hawaii of the Federal Shipping Board for cargo space for transporta tion of nitrates from South America to the territory has been denied. The planters are turning their attention to fertilizer substitutes. Karlsruhe Hit by Bombs. LONDON, Aug. 11. An official com unlcatlon issued by the air ministry German Defeat Admitted. THE HAGUE, Aug. 12. "Events be tween the Somme and the Avre con stitute the first German defeat of the war," says the Deutsches Zeltung of Berlin. TODAY Knox Price Four-Year-Old Four-Minute-Man Appearing at 2:15, 8:15, 9:40 MM I') i I i 1 1 IMlIUllUlllfcMMili Recreation Ha.il Planned. FORT BLISS. Tex.. July 23. The Knights of Columbus National war fund organisation has appropriated $15,000 for erecting a recreation hall at .v.v-'.v. OWNER GOING TO THE WAR FOR SALE OR TRADE prosperous, well-paying business In best and largest city in Southern Oregon, excellent climate, schools and churches, located in booming mining area and prospective oil field, heavy transient and local travel; low rent, located on best cor ner, near three banks; taxi business, two new cars; cash sale value 1750; heavy business, light expenses, together with well-paying cigar, confectionery, news stand and lunch counter business. Wili sell for cash or on easy terms for bankable notes or trade for un incumbered improved property in Portland or close In. Address Room 9, Jackson County Bank Building, Med ford, Oregon. M i fill 1 Doing Your ' I Share at Home M 'Hi3 wheat MUST be saved, and every :: 1 fii'Wlilf 41 housewife can do this by serving K V JfS WHEATSAVER Crackers in manyvtempt- Vfc VL-yfcJs&t lnS" ways. - w JB"2vSiS:$V. WHEATSAVERS are truly delicious. Every V ::v:feiasSSS9-::! member of the family will enjoy their dls- 1 t!VMprd, tlnctive flavor. . B igpSMS:: Ask your Erocer for WHEAT- fi iilBI SAVER Crackers. Sold in . M mff ilfffMlll ml" packages and bulk. rtT I j j j gj j) jji . Pacc Coast Biscuit Co. The Biggest Show on Earth K DELUXE PERFORMANCE Afternoons 2 to 5 o'Clock Evenings 7 to 11 o'Clock Including "The Big Pop" Prologue and Murtagh at the Organ GO ;arly Liberty News Review "The Vamp Cure" Comedy