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16 THE MORNING OREG ONI AN, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 21, 1916. LUTHER BURBA! IS TO WED SECRETARY LITTLE EGBERT IS BROTHERS' KEEPER AT CHRISTMAS. TIME Five-Year-Old Lad Is Wise One These Days and You Can Be Sure He Is Guarding "Well Actions of Younger Boys That Santa Slay Not Pass By. Scientist, 67, to Take Bride, 30, Today, He Confesses With Blushes. L1 ROMANCE BEGUN IN EAST BY ADDISON BENNETT. ITTLE 5-year-old Esbert Is very. very wise. He has two little brothers younger than himself and he Is engaged, at the request of nis mower, jn keeping- them out of mis chief. But the youngest Is hard for a 5-year-old to manage, and Egrbert gives mm some good advice, about as Xo lows "Look here. kid. don't vnn know Christmas is coming and Santa will soon be around in his automobile with presents for all good kids? Never yet since I can remember has he forgotten our house, 'cause we've always been good kids and minded our papa and mamma. But Just after last Christmas you cum buttin" In when nobody sent for you. Nobody wanted you and no- Dooy needed you. but te stork erot a lame wing and dropped you on us. and us reg lar kids has got to share ud witn you same as if you was one o the fambly. And we'll do it all right. nil nht i r T-r.ii HAtioTrA 1 f - v.... SAN FRANCISCO. Cal.. Dec. 20. lf you et av and cut UD B... tnat CSpecial.) The Christmas holidays will Santa hears about it and cuts the hull be a honeymoon for Luther Burbank. I fambly out next Sunday night well, if The hrnnn. TiaTit wizard of Santa no aoes 1 m Eom to give you a spanKin . . . . , . I 11 iiio-Kc you wisn you a Deen " Z "V"" 7. hr7d will dipped in some yother house nor this. Young Woman Induced Two Years Ago to Come West From New York, Filling Role of Guar- dlan Spirit to Employer. be Miss Elizabeth Waters, his private secretary. Taxed with the news ot his romance in his famou3 garden at tXnta Rosa todav. the scientist blushed with char acteriatic modesty and pleading for as little publicity as possible, admitted that he was on the eve of his wedding. Bride-to-Be Is 30. The MremmiT will probably be per formed in St. John's Episcopal Church nt 4 o'clock tomorrow, with the Kev. Ernest Bradley, who was formerly rec tor of a Santa Rosa church, as the of ficiating clergyman. Thn future Mrs. Burbank Is about 30 vtara of aee. Her fiance is 67. About two years ago she gave up a position with a New York publishing firm to accept a secretaryship with Mr. .Bur bank, and since then she has occupied the uniaue role of spokesman and cor respondent to the public for the cele brated employer whose innate reticence Time Good in Rabbltville. Sim Dipp, of Rabbltville. has been In the city for a day or two, principally engaged in buying Christmas presents for the Rabbltville folks. Sim says times never were so good in his town. Everybody has money to burn. Most everybody 'round there either works for or is interested in the coyote farm, where they breed coyotes for the bounty on their skalps and the sale of tne pelts. The business was started a half dozen years ago with only three motner animals, now there is nearly 500, saying nothing about the males; but there aint.eo many of them for they are killed off as soon as the skalp and bounty is payable. With the fe males it is different for they breed Just the same after they are skalped as be fore, and live just as long. From here Sim is going to Salem to try and get the bounty increased by- the Legislature, which he hopes to do, for every year coyotes do hundreds or thousands of dollars damage in Oregon and nothing but a higher bounty can stop this vast waste. Behind the Necktie Counter. Muriel: "Gee. Gladys, but It's fierce the gall some of these old dames has got. That old girl that just left after clawing over every tie on the table savs to me. says she: 'Alnt you got no ties that was oncet marked a dollar and has been marked down to two bits so's I could rub the two bits out and have the dollar mark show? I want one for a crentleman friend of mine for PhrUfmnR Tirt it looks mean to pay only two bits for a present, particular if vou re caught at it. Gladvs: "Yes. and she'll go to every store in town until she finds what she wants. I know her of old. Last Christ mas she came in here when I was on the fancy handkerchiefs and bought two, one for four bits and one for 9 cents; then right before my very eyes she changed the marks and had me have the cheap one wrapped ready to moil then Vi nnkerl a nenny Christ mas card in the package and mailed It tn anmehoriv and out the good one in her pocket. Then about two days after Christmas she cum in again and tried to have it exchanged for soap ana .naH almnn. saving the mark had got lost. But I remembered her and queered her little game. BIG HOTEL PLANNED and complete immersion in his scien- OreQOn MaV Be ReDlclCGd bY tlfic experiments have made him. al- " J Her parents reside in most a recluse, Hastings, Mien, Fiancee Is Guardian Spirit. She has been not only his secretary but in Burbank's own words, his "gHardian spirit." Since she has been at Santa Rosa she has assumed charge of his affairs to the extent of receiving all callers, admitting them only if their business seemed to warrant it. in her opinion keeping callers to a time schedule and Bhooing off all newspaper men except those of Santa Rosa. She left Santa Rosa for San Fran cisco today. The romance began when Mr. Bur hank met Mls3 Waters while visiting the New York publishing bouse which was handling some of his publications. M'oman Induced to Come West Mr. Burbank Induced Miss Waters to come to California as his secretary It is a little more than 20 (since Mr. Burbank" obtained divorce from his first wife, whom he had mar ried at Denver in 1890. Ha obtained the decree at Santa Rosa in October, 1896, on the grounds of extreme cruel ty. The suit was not contested. He specifically charged his wife had made a physical attack upon him, had threatened his life with a revolved and had attacked his mother, who was then more than 80 years old. Mr. Burbank was born in Lancaster, Mass., March 7, 1849, and moved to Santa Rosa In 1875, establishing the world-famous Burbank experimental farms. He soon took rank as one of the worlds leading naturalists, and in recent years his position, as the great est creator of new plants has been un disputed Magnificent Structure. CHINESE OWN PROPERTY Price ot $500,000 Is Named Benson Interests, and Negotia tions EndImprovement An nouncement Follows. to Henry Boyd: member of the executive committee to serve witn mo The Portland chapter numbers more than 60 and anuni those who have recently become affiliated with It are O. A. Stevens, naval architect who is superintending the construction of steel ships here and who is from New York, w w nioutier. vice-president of the Multnomah Hotel Company. nt arrival from Minneapolis. Those who were at the dinner were William Thrall. Dr. J. G. Swennson, mtnrrt McClure. P. A. Matthews, Ralph t- n,rr Vorartv. Mason H. Rob tunrv TtnvA. Judge Dillard, of St- Helens; O. A. Stevens. "Hap" Mil ler J. O. Convlll, Winn Eberle, of Van couver; Clyde Collings, Oscar Noren. William Dunlap. John A. Laing. Carl- Rnrawr. Harry Cotton, Herbert White, William Dunlap Shaver. SOUTH AMERICAN WAR IS FORECAST Plan for Conference to Agree on Arbitration Treaties to Insure Peace Fails. ARGENTINA IS OPPONENT Country Wltli Peru as Ally Will Be Pitted Against Brazil, Chile and Uruguay Some Day, Says San tiago Socialist Writer. ed all of their business for them, so that the Japanese of today are com paratively new in trade. Their leaders have lately engaged In governmental affairs, and as a, result they have one of the best-conducted governments in the world. The Chinese, on the contrary, have been backward in government, but as a trading people are exceedingly reliable." A special feature of the meeting last night was an address by Captain Will- Jam H. Hardy, one of the two surviving memDers or me .ferry expeamon w apan in 1854. Captain Hardy related the experiences incurred by the Amer ican sailors on their first visit with the Japanese, telling, among other things, how the high officials had en joyed riding in the miniature railway which had been presented to them Dy the American Commodore. Some of Captain Hardy's remarks on the status of American shipping had a elllng effect on the audience. His Idea of a proper slogan for Portland, as he expressed it. was one that would show Portland's aspirations for ship ping activity. "All around the world Portland was the contribution that Captain Hardy submitted for the recent slogan contest conducted by the Cham ber of Commerce. and Willard VILLAGE BEING REBUILT VITRIJIOXT, FRANCE, TO RISE WITH AMERICAN HELP. A modern hotel, rivaling in. magnl- ficance anything of Its kind In the country, may eventually replace the years I present Oregon, at the southwest cor ner of Stark street and Broadway, ac cording to an announcement made last night. The present owners of the property have been contemplating the improve ment for several years, it is said, ana now are in position to proceed with their plans as soon as conditions jus tify. The current revival of trade and industry in Portland and other parts of the Northwest make it possible that some development may be made next year. The hotel property covers a run quarter block, 100x100. improved with modern six-story building, it is owned by the Western American Com pany, of which Goon Dip, Chinese con sul at Seattle, and Moy Back Hin, of Portland, are the owners. It is known that owners of the Benson, adjoining the Oregon on the north, negotiated for this property as the site for an annex to their own building, but no agreement as to price could oe reached. The Oregon Is not for sale at a cent less than $500,000," Is the message that Goon Dip gave over the telephone last night to Arthur O. Jones, assistant, cashier of the First National Bank. Mr. Jones is a. partner of Mr. Goon in. the ownership of the Oregon Hotel com pany, which operates the hotel busi ness. . . I don't want to sell it at an, but that is the lowest price I'll take," he added. Then he explained bis amo tions to Improve the property with a modern hotel of his own. This nnsition of the Oregon's own ers means definitely that the new Ben son annex will be erected at the north east corner of Broadway and Oak to the recent an- COUNCIL GRANTS RIGHTS FRANCHISE FOR VANCOUVER LOOP WILL BE ALLOWED. MR. HARLEY IS VISITOR ASTORIA MAYOR-ELECT SAYS IN AUGURAL WILL BE GREAT. Ambassador Sharps Lays Cornerstone of Group of Hooaea in First of Towns to Be Revived. v ITRIMONT, France, via Paris, Dec SO. This village, which, like Its neigh bor, Gerbeviller. was destroyed early In the war. will have the honor of being the first village reconstructed in i ranee and this is due to American en terprise and generosity. The rebuild ing is alreadv under wav. the m-nni-.. I streets, according stone of the first group of houses hav- I nouncement made by Mr. Benson's rep lug been laid Sunday by the American resentaiives. Ambassador. Villiam Graves Sharpe, who has been invited to participate -in the ceremony by those Interested in tnis distinctly American undertaking. Mrs. William H. Crocker, i of San Francisco, who has furnished the funds for reconstruction, was unable to see the practical realization of her work. She was represented by Miss Daisy Polk, of San Francisco. Old men and youths unfit for military service are being employed on the building opera tions. Miss Polk's task is not without difficulties, such as often confront American building contractors. She has had her first strike in the last week, that of masons, who sought higher wages, but she succeeded In settling tne matter The cornerstone laying was an event In Vitrimont. Grouped about the ruins and the foundations of the first struc ture were the inhabitants and soldiers on leave of absence. The American flag, besides the tri-color of France, was in evidence here and there. Leon Hobe, Mayor of Vitrimont, and M. Mirman. of Nancy, Prefect of the De partment of Meurthe - Et - Moselle, thanked the American people through the Ambassador for the generous initia tive toward the rebuilding of the ruined places of France and aid which the United States had given in so many ways. Replying, Ambassador Sharpe said it had not only given him much pleasure to see such highly useful work begun by his own countrymen, for those who had been made homeless by the for tunes of war, but he was greatly in terested in the possibilities which this work, so auspiciously began, might lead. Pledge Is Given by City's Officials to Interstate Bridge CommlMlon. Common User Agreed On. VANCOUVER, Wash., Dec 20. (Spe cial.) The City Council at a special meeting today pledged to give a fran chise to the Columbia River Interstate Bridge Commission to construct tracks from the bridge up Washington street to second, and from the bridge to Main on First and up Main to Second. The Portland Railway, Light & Pow- I er Company is to extend the track on Main street from becond to l nira street and lay a third rail down Third to Washington and down Washington to Second, thus making a loop around Third street for both the North Coast Power Company and also the Portland Railway. Light & Power Company. The Bridge Commission is to treat this proposed track as part of the ap proach to the bridge and will have power to grant common-user clause over it. This solution apparently Is pleasing to practically all interested in Van couver, and also to the two streetcar companies. Ceremonial Attire Will Be Strictly Barred at New Year's Event, rollctea Are Declared. 2 'RIDERS' IDENTIFIED WOMAN SAYS BURKE BROTHERS WERE AMONG MASKED BAND, Wife and Slater of Accused Men Gets Laugh In Court by Imltatlnat Threat of Mrs. McCormlck. SHERIFFS WANT MORE PAY Washington Offices Also Propose Doubling Term of Office. VANCOUVER, Wash.. Dec. 20. (Spe rial.) Sheriffs of Washington want legislation passed which will increase their salaries 100 per cent, increase their terms from two to four years and remove all restrictions as to the num. F. C. Harley, Mayor-elect of Astoria, came to Portland last night to iron out some of his private business before taking public office. He will be In augurated, with due ceremony, on New Year's day. "And say, quoth the Irrepressible Mayor-elect, "we are going to have the greatest inaugural ball ever pulled off outside of Washington, l. c suit stockings, plug hats and full-dress suits will be strictly barred." The municipal dock Is being prepared for the big event. A big parade and round of fireworks will add to the glories of the occasion. "Im going into oftlce witnour. any strings tied to me." he declared. "The professional politicians of both parties were against me. We beat them and we're going to keep them down and out. The people elected me and I'm going to give the people what they want." A public market, a municipal boat landing, municipal bath-houses and modern fire and police departments are some of the Improvements he promises. DELTA TAU DELTAS ELECT Dr. John C. Swennson Chosen Presi dent of Portland Alumni. Twenty-two members of the Port land alumni chaper of Delta Tau Del ta gathered at the Hotel Multnomah last night to hold their annual meeting TACOMA, Wash.. Dec 20. "And she said if she'd had any Idea who was there that night she'd have made them lay right down and take their masks off." Shaking her finger In the face of the Jury and repeating the words in the high-pitched tones she eald Mrs. Will lam McCormlck bad used, pretty little auburn-haired Mrs. Enoch Dillard, wife of one of the defendants, daughter of J. N. Howard and sister of Ralph How ard, also defendants in the night-rider cases before Federal Judge Cushman, produced oris of the laughable sensa tions of the morning in court. She was called by the defense In an effort to impeach the testimony of Mrs. McCormlck, who appeared for the Gov ernment and identified two of the night-riders who had taken Mrs. Ross to her boiu as the Burke brothers. defendants. Mrs. Ross and her sons were left at her house on the night of the raid by the so-called night-riders. James fcimmons. Deputy Sheriff, and Trenton Twidwell. both defendants In the action of conspiracy, were called to the stand by the defense. Mr. Sim mons testified that he was at home in bed the night of the raid, with his son. Gordon, his wife being away at Wil lapa, wh,ere she was teaching. "Did you know that Mrs. Ross was going to bo taken out of the country that night?" he was asked. "I certainly did not. If I had I'd have been there. "To help her out?" Mr. Welsh asked him. "To protect her as a Deputy Sheriff," Simmon) replied. Clay Allen. District Attorney, expects the case to go to the Jury tomorrow. Attorney John T. Welsh, for the de fense, believes it will be Friday night before the case Is closed. SANTIAGO, Chile. Nov. 20. (Corre spondence of the Associated Press.) The failure of the proposed A. B. C, conference, which was to have met In Rio de Janeiro November 15. hai DromDted editorial comment through out the entire continent and the echo is vet reverberating. Dr. Laura Muller, the Prime Minis ter of the Brazilian Cabinet, is said to have invited the Chilean and Argen tine governments to send delegates to a conference to be held at Rio de Janeiro on November 15, the -27th an niversary of the proclamation of the republic of Brazil. The exact purpose of the gathering was not made public, but it was under stood that Dr. Muller desired the na tions named to enter into a peace pact bindintr each to submit to arbitration any dispute and in any event to wait one year before resorting to arms. The republic of Chile accepted the invita tion as did the Argentine tentatively. A change of government in the latter country came before the date of the suggested meeting and the new For eign Minister strongly opposed the plan. As it was necessary for the Argentine Congress to ratify the pro posal, and as they failed to do so. Bra zil was notified that her neighbor would not participate. Chile then withdrew her acceptance. War Held Inevitable. The most radical comment on the affair was published a few days ago in a Chilean journal of socialistio ten dencies. Under the caption: "Uruguay the Serbia of South America." the writ er claimed that a general South Amerl can war was as Inevitable as had been the great European conflict for years before the flare of August, 1914. "Ar gentine will never agree to a peace pact with her neighbors while the mat ter of the La Plata boundary line is in dispute," said the author. This line runs in mid-channel were the river, between 40 and. at places. 60 miles wide, separates Uruguayan from Ar gentinian territory. The Argentine government has spent mmense sums In dredging the river from its mouth off the port of Monte Video to a point opposite Buenos Aires, a distance of nearly 200 miles. In order that large ocean steamers might con tinue to dock in the Argentinian me tropolis. A series of islands once claimed by Uruguay are now held on the other side to be Argentinian be cause of the great expenditures in Im proving the river channel. This, to gether with a boundary dispute between Brazil and. Argentina has, according to the Chilean author, made the relation between the three countries somewhat uncertain. A. B. C. Means Nothing.. The writer maintains that It Is well known in Chile that a secret alliance of both an offensive and defensive character has for some time existed be tween Uruguay and Brazil. "What will Chile's attitude be in the event of crisis?" he asks, and proceeds to answer by saying that undoubtedly hi own country would loin the Brazilian Uruguayan alliance. "While we have no boundary dispute with the Argen tine," he continues, "we still have an unsettled question with Peru. Thirty six years ago we won by conquest the! rich territories of Tacna and Artca. To day we hold them still by force of arms. We have not colonized them. They are not yet Chileanized. Of th 12,000 Inhabitants of Tacna, 1500 are Bolivian. 7500 Peruvians and 3000 Chil eans, but of these latter 2600 form the military garrison and the remaining 400 are civil employes or servants of the military. The people of the dis trlcts call for a plebiscite to determine to which government they belong, and the Chilean government dare not cede to their request. Peru knows thi and would welcome a war which would help her regain her lost provinces. So in the final lineup we shall find Ar gentina and Peru pitted against Brazil. Chile and Uruguay." The views of this writer are in no way substantiated by publlo opinion throughout South A.nerlca, but there Is a widely expressed and almost unanimous view that the A. B. C means nothing, and Is an Impractical scheme not workable in either South, Central or North American relation ships. The smaller countries object to the Implied leadership of which the plan carries for the Argentine, Brazil and Chile, and ask why the A. B. C does not as logically spell Argentine, Bolivia and Colombia. The scheme of the American State Department for the establishment of permanent peace In South America finds little welcome in the newspaper columns or chancelleries of the Southern continent. ber of terms a Sheriff may serve. Bills and banquet. The chapter is represen to this effect were approved at the tatlve of all the big colleges of the recent convention or tne bherlffs of country, many members coming from Washington at jviouni vernon. 1 the Atlantic seaboard. If these recommendations are passed At the conclusion of the banquet, they are to become effective two years garnished with reminiscences of un- henrc I riArsrraduate days, the election of offi The salaries would range from $7500Cers for the ensuing year was held. In counties having a population oflDr. John G. Swennson was elected 280.000 or more, which means King president. The other officers are County, to S1800 In counties having a Vice-president, Harry H. Pearce; sec G. 0. P. SESSION URGED MR. HILLIS SAYS REPUBLICAN PARTY LACKS LEADER. Conference Proposed te Weld All In flnenees to Work Together for Next Presidential Campaign. V NEW YORK. Dec 20. Declaring that the Republican party lacks a leader, Charles D. HUlis, former chairman of the National Committee, urged at meeting of the Republican Club here tonight that a conference of men prominent in the party councils be held In Washington within a few months to plan for the next Preslden tlal campaign. Other speakers urged the need of or ganlzation. Senator John W. Weeks, of Massachusetts, asserted a man of experience, trained in the party coun cils. should be made National chair man. He suggested that the various state chairmen meet and elect one their members to the chairmanship Senator Weeks contended the presen method of conducting campaigns was both wasteful and Inefficient. He proposed a return to "party machines. The National, Congressional and Sen atorial committees should work to gether and not separately, he said, and funds should be collected by a central bureau. William M. Calder. Senator-elect from New York, expressed the opinion that if James R. Sheffield, preslden of the Republican Club, could have accompanied Charles E. Hughes on his Western trip in the last campaign he would have kept the Republican candt date out of complications which were in a measure responsible for his defeat. Yes ! We Carry Sell and Recommend Waterman Fountain Pens The Pen That Always Pleases Expert Pen Man Waits on You Ten Days' Trial Free WOODARD, CLARKE & CO. Wood-Lark Building, Alder St. at West Park n I a nil A . INTER CITY LINE ASKED GRAYS AND WILLAPA HARBORS ARE fEEKIXO RAILROAD. ' Streetcar Company and O.-W. 1L A Are I'rgred to Build Route That WIU Shorten Travel Time. N. ABERDEEN. Wash-. Dec 20. (Spe cial.) The construction of a railroad or lnterurban trolley line between Grays Harbor and Willapa Harbor will be urged In petitions; soon to be for warded by the Grays Harbor Realty Association to officials of the O.-W. R. & N. Railroad and of the Grays Har bor Railway & Light Company. The construction of such a road would bring the cities of the two har bors within 30 to 35 miles of each other, whereas at present nearly a hundred miles of railroad traveling Is necessary In going from Raymond and iSouth Bend to Aberdeen or Hoqulam. Favorable action is expected by Har bor business men because they believe the road would, be a paying one. Presi dent Sanderson, of the Grays Harbor Railway & Light Company, when he was here a year ago from New York said his company had been serioutsly considering the twin harbor road. The O. W. It. & N. already has built a logging road Into the timber district of the North River Valley and an ex tension of this road would carry It to Willapa Harbor. Moose Guests Victims of Wedding; Hoax. Perer Prerer. Ledge Secretary. Be comes "Bride" Ladles' Night Throng: Then Is Dlsllluslened. APPROXIMATELY 1000 members of the Moose Lodge and their friends were victims of a hoax last night when a wedding was held In Moose Hall. In the Royal building. The big crowd present expected to see a real wedding; instead, it was an Imitation affair, al though this was not discovered until after the knot was tied. J. D. M. Crockwell, 310S Sixty-second street Southeast, was the bridegroom and Percy Procter, secretary of the Moose Lodge, was disguised as the bride. George M. Orton gave the sup posed bride away, and Dr. Theodore BORDER ILLNESS CHECKED Majority of Cases Said to Be Colds, 'lljnfl. 000B JO OC WAV DEMING, N. M., Dec. 20. Illness among the troops encamped here is now well under control. Colonel E. F. Glenn, commanding the fourth sepa rate brigade, said . tonight. Almost all of the cases In the hospital were Rim pie colds, he added, and only about 30 patients were absolutely unfit for duty out of the 30uu men in camp. The remainder in the hospital could be returned to camp if made necessary populatioa of less than 4000, Iretary, Harry. S, Fosartjr; treasurer by an emergency. GINNED COTTON INCREASED More Than 10,000,000 Bales Fut Out Tp to December 13. WASHINGTON, Dec. 20. Cotton ginned prior to December 13 amounted to 10.845,983 running bales. Including 183.403 round bales and 110,448 bales of Sea Island, the Census Bureau to day announced. Last year to December 13 glnnlngs amounted to 10,306,309 bales or 93.1 per cent of the entire crop and in 1914 there were 13,972,229 bales or 87.8 per cent of the crop. H. B. MILLER IS SPEAKER Class In Foreign Trade of Chamber of Commerce Hears Address. H. B. Miller was the speaker at the class in foreign trade Tuesday night at the Chamber of Commerce. The essential characteristics of the Japanese and Chi nese people were discussed from the point of view of the trader, Mr. Miller's experience as American Consul at va rious Oriental stations having given htm an exceptional insight. "The Chinese people," he said, "have developed through their guild system Into traders of great ability and as a principal asset they have a commercial honesty that is invaluable to the suc cess of their business relations. "The Japanese people have learned, through the evolution of their national life, to feel an Intense patriotic loyalty, by whlcl they hold their loyalty to their leaders and to their own people above all things. They were formerly bound Into clans, and their loyalty was always for their clan and their chief tain. Thq heads of their clans conduct, RASHY PIMPLY COMPLEXIONS A necessity to business men. " A convenience to the housewife. An aid to young men and women in school or college. A comfort to the old folks. A convenience for everyone. An economy always. One Waterman's Ideal lasts for years. In many sizes and several types. To fit every hand. Prices $2.50 to $150.00. Sold at the Best Stores. Illustrated folder on request. Bay the gemnn Waterman' L. EL Waterman Company, New York, Ideal. Vl Ml N.Y. VI For Sale I p w The J.K.GillCo. Booksellers, Sta.tiorvers' vnd Complete Office' Outfitters THIRO Of AkOC R.STS; Fessler was best man. Robert C. Smith, 330 Kast Forty-fourth street, performed the ceremony. Accompanied by the strains of the Lohengrin wedding march and escorted by the Moose degree team, the bridal party marched into, tho hall at 9 o'clock. The crowded room thought It was as announced, a regular wedding, and the audience was breathless as the vows were epoken. The ceremony was Impressive, the full service being read as the pair stood under a big red bell, surrounded by palms and potted plants. But when the bride's veil was lifted at the conclusion of the ceremony, the illusion was dispelled and all present realized they were victims of a Joke. It was only a stunt to heighten the en tertainment of the evening. It was ladles' night at Moose Hall, and after the "wedding" dancing, music, cards and refreshments were enjoyed. Fruit Embargo Placed, SPOKANE, Wash.. Dec. 50.- -The Great Northern Railroad today declared an embargo on fruit shipments to points east of Spokane because of the cold weather in Montana and North Dakota. Passenger trains from the East were late today because of the cold and snow Kast. Some of the overland trains arrived here as much as eight hours late. Vienna Cabinet Not Formed. VIENNA, via Berlin. Dec 50. to Lon don. Dec. 31. Alexander Epltzmueller has failed in his efforts to construct a new Cabinet and the task has been turned over to Count Clam-Martlnlr. ex-Mlnlster of Agriculture, In whose Cabinet Herr Epltzmueller will have the finance portfolio. Norwegian, Steamer Sunk. LONDON, Dec. 50. Lloyds reports the Norwegian steamer Prima, of 153t tons register, sunk. QUICKLY CLEARED BY CUTICURA HOW TO DO IT: Smear the affected part with Cuticara Ointment and let it remain five minutes. Wash off with Cud cur a Soap and hot water, bathing some minutes. Absolutely nothing better. Sample Each Free by Mall Wits t-9. book on the skta. Addraaa paM-M: rCuticura. twpc. l. Bo. too." Sold everywbore. excVrsio toCALIFORNIA North Bank Rail and Ocean Route. Round Trip to San Francisco, in cluding Berth, Meals and Extras j $26.70 FIRST CLASS l 3 S. S. Northern Pacific Sails Dec 23, 28. Lr. S. F. Jan- 4, 9, 13, 18, 23, 27. FROM Portland, Eugene, Salem, Albany, Corvallis, For est Grove, Hillsboro, St. Helens, Rainier, Astoria, Ft. Stevens and Seaside and intermediate points. LOS ANGELES Round Trip $42.50 Selling dates: From S. P. S. stations December 23 and 28 and Oregon Electric stations Dec. 22, 23, 27 and 28. Return limit Jan. 15, 1917- Stopovers allowed. Attractions in California U. of O. and U. of P. football and Tourna ment of Roses in Pasadena Jan. 1; New Year's celebration in San Francisco. NORTH BANK TICKET OFFICE 5th and Stark. Phones: Broadway 920, A 6671.