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tttk MOTfXTXO OREOOXTATf. " 3IOXDAY, " MAY 4, 1914. 1 CANDIDATES HAVE BAD HALF HOUR William C. Bristol. Official Grillmaster at . Annual t Press Club Breakfast. FRYING PAN EXTRA ISSUEO Few Aspirants for Office Given Chance to Defend Themselves as Auto Klaxon Gets In Dead ly Work in Time. If the populace at large could have heard the truths told on some of our best candidates at the big gridiron breakfast of the Portland Press Club in the Portland Hotel yesterday, there'd be a heap fewer candidates in this happy land today. A general ellmlna-, tion would have ensued at once. Hark to this sigh from an overworked polit ical reporter would the dear people bad heard! Anything a poor candidat had done years agone In his formative days was brought back to plague him. And brought back with as much brutal in vective as that evil genius at uphold ing to scorn and josh, William C. Bris tol, official griddle tuner, could invest Into the situation whlcfe was consid erable. Honest, it scared a few candi dates so badly they made a getaway when they saw Bristol heading their way. No hopes, ambitions, or platforms of candidates were sacred. Bristol and his aiders and abettors of the Press Club overlooked a few aspirants for office. That was in mercy. The griddle began to smoke right off the bat. Hardly had the breakfasters seated themselves when shlll cries of "Extry! Extryl All about the scandal!" were heard. In scurried a flying squad ron of newsboys, distributing bundles of "The Frying Pan," the Press Club paper. It quickly developed that The Pan heralded not one scandal, but sev eral dozen. Judge Predicts Recalls. That was only a starter. Up in one corner a quartette from the Portland Ad Club began to sing: Down the line I hear the recall comin", dear, lleadln' hero; boys, don't cheer. If you hustle, you can dodge it. never fear. But you'll havs to hurry, son. Ain't the movement movin as the rough necks sign On that line, next to mine. Hear the workless splelln' They would recall Tommy Word. Other songs followed through the breakfast. As the diners were settling dovvn to their coffee, a terrific commo tion arose in the hallway. Cries, "I want John Manning! Where is John?" were heard above the scuffling. Break ing from a group trying to detain him, a man in "rube" attire clumped heavily down the dining-room, inquiring if John Manninsr 'were present. Finding the object o his search, he demanded to know how Mr. Manning reconciled his city training with his back to the soil" platform. "How old Is a cow?" he queried amid lnughttr. "Do you tell her age by her upper or lower teeth?" After other test questions, to which Mr. Manning made feeble responses, he volunteered that he would vote for him anyway, because, having been dis trict attorney, he had the courage of his convictions. He departed after loudly Insisting that Mr. Manning ad vance him a. loan out of the money he proposed to lend farmers through his logged-off lands scheme. The "rube" later turned out to be Tom WalBh, character actor at the Baker Theater. Dr. Cue Makes) Retort. Then, taking the floor. Oriddle Mas ter Bristol read a telegram from Pres ident Wilson suggesting that a balloon regiment be organized immediately in Oregon, with candidates as Its officers. Turning to Dr. Henry Waldo Coe, can didate for Progressive National Com mitteeman, Mr. Bristol called for an explanation of his plan to lock up all candidates in his lunatic asylum, "I'm too busy," returned Dr. Coe; "I'm too busy running one Progressive for National Committeeman in his own party and another Progressive for Na tional Committee in - the Republican party. Now. 1 you want a real Pro gressive " Squawk! Brr-r r-r-r! Grumph-ah-ah! snorted a concealed auto klaxon. Gruinph-ah-ah-ah-a-a-a-ah! it protest ed. Dr. Coe sat down In confusion. There was no talking against the horn. C. U, Gantenbein was then Introduced by the toastmaster, who taunted him with the criminal offense of being a candidate. Judge Gantenbein. in an swer, threatened to form a regiment of defeated candidates after the primary. When he started' to explain that he ought to be elected because he Is the only candidate for Circuit Judge be longing to the Press Club the horn hur riedly shut him off. Grant Dimtcls "Comes Back." Grant B. Dlmlck, Republican candi date for Governor, . excoriated by Mr. Bristol as a Clackamas County Judge who would give anybody a good road to his farm who voted for him, joshed back hard by denouncing Mr. Bristol as "a sly. slick, scheming lawyer who owns a farm in Clackamas County which he. took from a poor unfortunate devil he was defending." In response to frantic signals from the griddle master the horn got In its deadly work and drowned Mr. Dimlck's words. "Here Is BUI Hanley, who poses as a friend of Jim Hill and wants to Join the manicured bunch In the United States Senate." thundered the griddle master next. Mr. Hanley responded in a story likening the occasion 'to a b'ar hunt that ended in a dog fight. Bang went the horn. Down sat Mr. Hanley "I am delighted " began Arthur Langguth. running for State Senator. He never had a chance to say more, for again the horn interfered. When D. C. Lewis, candidate for the Legislature, opined that when he got there he "would not pass a law " the horn frantically held him to the prom ise ana reiueea to let him explain. "GHdUIer" la Kidnaped. By this time an undercurrent of feel ing among the candidates against riddle master Bristol was anparenL When the griddle master began another torrent of invective, four of Governor West's "honor men" in stripes dashed in and kidnaped him. He was finally paroiea. The griddle master proved that his reformation was short-lived by finding rauit witn L r. Harris as "too Honest for the Supreme bench. Then he called on E. L. Von Dresar. Democratic can didate for Congress, to explain what reason there was for sending him to l-ongress. "I'm only following the precedent since the establishment of the Third District." retorted Mr. Van Dresar. to laughter. "There is no reason why I .Ionia go to Congress." "We now have on the grill." said Mr. Bristol, several candidates later, "one George Shepherd, who has been run uins for Congress since the memory of ASTCBKHE3TTS. UPII ltl 11TBT AND MORRISON MAIN 1 AND A 112 TONIGHT 8:15AIK,S Special-Price Matinees, Wednesday. Friday, Saturday. BIO If. X WCiTER GARDEN OO. THK HONEYMOON EXPRESS With AL JOLSON - EXCELLENT CAST. Stunning; Chorus 20 Orchestra. Evenings: Lower Floor. 82. $1.30. Bal.. 81.50, $1. Too. 60c. Wed.. FrL, Sat. matinees: Lower Floor. $1.60, SI. Bal cony, $1. 75c 30a SEATS NOW SELLING. BOX OFFICE PHONIC MAIL. BAKER THEATER Mala 3. A 5360. Home of the popular Baker Players. Tonight, bargain night, all seats 25c; box seats 60c Mats. Wed and Sat. First time here of the great Western play. "TUB REMITTANCE MAX." As played by George Fawcett. Evenings, 25c, S3c, 60c. 75c. eat. Mat., 25c 50c; box seats 75c. Rose Festival Queen and Tour De Luxe votes given away. Next week "A Romance of the T ndcrworld." 3 Shows Dally, 1:80, 7:30, 11:15. i TpJtWl WHERE Matinees, 15c GOES Parisian Harmony Girls "Spiegel's Daughter's Bean" AI Herman, the Black Laugh Williams and Segal Ryan Bros., Portland Boys BASEBALL VANCOUVER vs. PORTLAND MAY S, , 7, S. 9. 10. Games) Begin Weekdays at 3:00 P. M. Sundays z:3U f. 31. LADIES FREE! WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY. man-runnetb not to the contrary. Stand up and explain yourself!" i call it gall lor some oi tnese ten derfoot candidates to come In here and butt into my 'Deep Water to the Sea' platform in my fifth campaign," chuck led Shepherd. "If they don't stop, I'll Just fool all of you one of these oays and quit running!" "Pat" McArthur Promises Seeds. Plenty of garden seeds for every constituent," was promised by C. N. McArthur, also a Republican candidate for Congress. R. A. Booth was Introduced as "the man who owns Eugene." Mr. Booth replied by exhorting Press Club mem bers, his opponents, and everybody else to "get in the right booth on elec tion day." Among the host of other candidates toasted by Mr. Bristol and jeered at by the gathering were Wilber Hender son, "Pike Davis candidate for the Legislature on the Progressive ticket; C. A. Johns, T. T. Geer. Gus C. Moser and W. A. Carter, Republican candi dates for Governor; David Gross, Pro gressive candidate for Congress,' who evidently took warning and got away before his name was called; Archie F. Leonard, Republican candidate for Sheriff, who was warned to grant im munity to newspapermen if elected; A. F. Flegel, Democratic , candidate for Congress; Hal D. Patton, Republican candidate for Railroad Commissioner, who refused to talk for fear of incrim inating himself; C. A. Appelgren. Re publican candidate for the District Court; George W. Stapleton and Fred L. Olson, Republican candidates for Circuit Judge; Conrad P. Olson, Repub lican candidate for the Legislature; P. H. D'Arcy and T. J. Cleeton, Repub lican candidate for Supreme Judge; O. P. Hoff, Republican -candidate for Labor Commissioner, and Alva L. ' Mc Donald, Democratic candidate for the Legislature. I-:. T. Hedlund Talks Down Horn. Just as Mr. Bristol was declaring the session adjourned, Blof T. Hedlund, Democratic candidate for Congress, demanded a hearing. Mr. Bristol told him to get on a table if he wanted to talk. (Business of horrible racket from the auto horn.) But Mr. Hedlund re fused to be Bilenced. He hunted down the horn, which proved to be wielded by W. J. Retrain, shoved his hand into it, and triumphantly finished his remarks. What shall we do with him?" yelled Mr. Bristol. Dr. Sam C. Slocum, Dr. F. H. Dammasch and Dr. H. M. Patton, can didates for Coroner, as one man, rose and pointed to the end of the room, where a piano struck up the Dead March -from SauL Then it developed that it was all a frame-up. Among those present were: Dr. R. M. Emerson John C. McCue A. F. Flegel G. C. Schaefer Ralph R. Dunlway Alva L. McDonald Dow V. Walker L. H. Gregory Ira Becman Joseph A. Benjamin Dudley Evans F. D. McNaughton O. C. Merrick W. A. Robb W. R. Mackenzie H. G. WhiPD M. L. Howman X. A . Hoosi W. S. Snyder E. L. van Dresar A. M. Wilson John T. Lighter C. J. Schnabel Charles H. Schnabel L. L. Rclst Dr. F. 11. Dammasch D. c. Lewis B. E. Youmana Arthur l.anK8uth C. Jack, Jr. Dr. Henry Waldo Coe Edward C. Luce' Dr. Albert Marshall Conrad P. Olson Charles T. Hoge T. M. Hurlburt t . t . narrison C. A. Applegren John H. Stevenson H Watson L K. Warford , Will F. Heentan George E. Srveeter Will U. MacRae Richard Delch E O. Stadter George Mowry o p Hon ' M. Mullen C S. Woodruff A. W. Cauthorn Rosce P. Hurst Dr. Elof T. Hedlund H. T. Frank Stanley Meyers C. M. Bristol r. B. Neuhaueen Melvln W. Boyle Louis Sondhelm Arthur L Motilton C. N. McArthur Clement W. Ausmaa William Hanley Frank F. Toevs E. A. Beals Lawrence T. Harris M. C. George W. P. LaRoche W. H. Warren W. N. Gatena Larry Tallot t A. L. Barbur C. D. Babcock George E. W I lard W. S. Mitchell George M. Brown R. A. Watson Dr. Sam CSIoeura A. P.. Slaymaker . W. C. Bristol R. A. Booth John Manning R. G. Morrow Charles A. Johns T. T. Geer Grant B. Dlralck T. J. Cleeton P. H. D'Arcy Will H. Daly Gus C. Moser William A. Carter H. G. Bell T. J. Kreuder William A. Marshall J. G. Richardson George A. Hall Wilber Henderson P. C. Woemer Stuart O. Blythe K. A. Croiiin C. W. Hohlt A. C. Dickpon H. H. Northrun James H. McCool E. W. Wright Claude L. Simpson J. S. Magladry Benjamin Brick David H. Smith Andrew C. Smith Don Roes C. K. Zllly w. H. Huston G. C. 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Edward Woodruff Nick Hubbell Raymond Wells Phillip Arnold ....Thomas E. Walsh "Soc-an" O'Hara ....Walter Gilbert Jack Curry William Lloi'd Pete Smith Walter Kelly "Lambkins" Bartlett. James A. Bliss Chang Kenneth Stuart Betty Bruce Dorothy Shoemaker Mate Hubbell Mary Edgett Baker Violet Smith Grace Lord BY LEONE CAES BAER. For tho principle of her story, "The Remittance T.Ian," being: played at the Baker Theater this week, Gertrude Nelson Andrews, its author, has taken a bit of the philosophy of Buddha: "Hate ceaseth with love. That is the eternal law." Not alone is the philosophy symbol ical of Buddhism, but of Christian Sci ence and a few other beliefs, as welL The principle has connection with the story only in that "The Remittance Man" puts it into practice. A ranch man. Bob McKeever, known as "square" all over Montana, cherishes a big;, bit ter hatred for his English kith and kin. He has cut loose from all early ties and. save for one meeting; with his father, which Woth remember with bit terness, he has lived a free, happy life on his ranch. Betty Hub of Romance. Betty, the daughter of two dead friends, lives with him. as his ward. She has Just returned from college when the story opens on the Baker stage. Bob's interest in Betty has undergone a change and he is on the verge of asking her to marry htm. She meets the "remittance man." who is living a gay and happy life at a neighboring ranch on money sent by his aunt. Bob fancies Betty is Interested In the Englishman and Binds her amen-iance to him with a promise that some day she will marry him, although she says frankly that she does not care for him, except as her guardian. Bob learns that he and the "remit tance man," Gilbert Brockhurst. are half brothers, and the knowledge fires BUSINESS DIRECTORY DANCING. PROF. 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Then he. like 1 Betty, turns on the pleasure-loving man and flays him in a venal battle. Spurred to a realization of his use less life,. Brockhurst seizes Bob's offer to become a cowboy, and earn an honest dollar. Then Nick's foolish little wife leaves her husband, and. blinded bv Jealousy, Nick pursues her to Bob's house and shoots Brockhurst. Of course, ha doesn't die. If he did ther. wouldn't be any last act and it needs that act to bring about the rest of the philosophy, the "ceasing of hate when love beginneth." Bob and his brother come together and Betty makes her choice. That is one of the big suspenses of the play. Not until the last minute or so before tho curtain falls has Betty's decision been anticipated correctly by the audi ence. It comes as a great cltmax and leaves a big ache. Cltmax Still a Secret. To finish the story in this article would not- be fair for those yet to see it this week. Edward C. WoodrufT puts soul and fine feeling into the role of Brockhurst. the "remittance man" He Is a hero with his audience from the start, because he is the underdog. Mr. Woodruff's accent, poise and general bearing are splendidly true to tho life of the character. Mary Edgett Baker makes the role of Mate Hubbell stand out with gera llke brilliancy. Her pathos is exquisite and brings quick tears. Faithfully sne portrays, by simple, untutored word and expressive gesture, the ord idnesa of life with Nick Hubbell and her desire for happiness. Dorothy Shoemaker devotes all her girlish beauty to the role of Betty. She has several big moments and plays them tellingly. Louis Leon Hall makes a lot of friends for his Bob McKeevor, and Walter Gil bert has a marvelously real contribu tion as an ex-Jockey doomed to spend life in a. wheel-chair. Thomas Walsh is a book-worm who pours verbal oil on troubled waters. Raymond Wells is Nick Hubbell. the gambler, and Walter Kelly has a role of consequence, which he seems to fit Into as the "cook's" husband. Grace Lord plays the "cook," Kenneth Stuart drops in occasionally In the guise of a Chinese servant, and James Bliss and William Lloyd lend comedy flavor as cowboys. The set tings are picturesque 'and smack of the real. Ah Offer for a Patntlnjr. Kansas City Star. Motorist ton country road) I'll give you 125 for that picture If you don't put another stroke to it. Artist I am really very flatterod by your offer, but it Is not quite finished. Motorist Oh! that doesn't matter; I Just want the canvas to mend a busted tire with. The Swiss Tepartment oC tllo Interior Is eonaiderlng the advisability of establishing a central omce tor promoting ror.igu tour ist traffic la Mwitserisnd. PATENT ATTORNEYS. PATENTS procured by J. K. Mock, late of V. S. Patent office 1010 B. of T. bldg. R. C. WRIGHT 31 years' practice, V. S. and foreign patents. SOU Dekum bldg. PAINTING AND PAPERING. E. L. SHAXBD1N, 361 Yamhill St.. will do work right; reasonable. Main 15O0. Portland WOOD PIPE CO. Factory and office near 24th and York sts. Main 14-i. PLUMES. DON'T throw vour old plume away; we are experta in feather dyeing, cleaning and remodel .ing, mounting birda of paradise f0ur specialty. "THE PLCMli." 258 Morgan bldg. Main 40W. RIBUKK STAMPS. SEALS, BRASS SIGNS. PACIFIC COAST STAMP WORiCd. 231 Wash. st. Phone Main 710 and A 37l. SEWING- MACHINES. SEWINO Machine Exchange, new and used machine from $1 up; renia and repairing. 251 Yamhill, bet. 3d and 3d. Main fiSSL SHOWCASE, BANK STOKE FIXTURES. MARSHALL MFG. CO.. 10th and F land era; new and old window display and cabinet ' work. FOR reasonable prlcea ee Western Fixtures & Showcase Co., 48 N. lOUl C STORAGE AND TRANSFER. PORTLAND Van & Storage Co.. cor. ISth and K.eamey eta. Just completed new lire proof warehouse for household ef facta, pianos and automobile; contain separate flr and vermin-proof rooms, steam-heated piano-room, trunk and rug; vaults, trackage for carload shipment, van for moving; reduced freight rate en house hold good to and from East In through cars. Main 6640, all departments. C O. PICK Transfer & Storage Co., offices and commodious 4-story brick warehouse, separate iron rooms and fireproof vaules for valuables; N. W. oor. 2d and Pin ta Piano and furniture moved and packed for shipment; special rates made on goods In our through cars to all domestic and foreign ports. Msin 5. a ass. WE have moved to our new fireproof s tor- ace warehouse, corner l&tta ana, Hoyt Heated piano rooms, private lock rooms for furniture, household foods, trunks, ate Teams and auto vans for moving for warding and distributing acenta uiaon Roe Transfer Co. Main 647, A 2347. MERCHANDISE WAREHOUSE. Manning Warehouse s Transfer Co. 13th and Everett Sla. On terminal tracks. General transfer and forwarding; agents. We operate the only exclusive merchan dise warehouse in city. Main 703. A 2214, OREGON TRANSFER CO.. 474 Gllsan St., cor. 18th. Telephone Main &9 or A 1169. We own and operate two large class "A" warehouses on terminal tracks. Lowest Insurance rates in the city. PACIFIC Coast Forwarding Company. 207 Railway Exchange bldg.. cut rate freight on household goods in through cars to all domestlo and foreign points, automobiles forwarded. For information Tel. Mar. 2447, MADISON-ST. DOCK AND WAREHOUSE Office IBs Madison f general merchandise, furniture and machinery storage; transfer and forwarding agents. Phone Msin 741. MEN'S AND WOMEN'S NECKWEAR. Columbia Neckwear Mfg. Co., S3 Fifth st. MILLINERY. BRADSHAW BROS.. Morrison aad 7th sta ORNAMENTAL IRON AND WISE. Portland Wire Iron Wks., 2d Columbia. PAINTS AND WALL. PAPER. PIONEER PAINT CO.. 14 First St. W. P. FULLER A CO.. 12th and Davis. PIPE. PIPE FITTINGS AND VALVES. M. L. KLINE. 84-8S Front SU PLUMBING AND STEAM SCPPLIES. M. L. KLINE. 84-88 Front St. PRINTERS AND PUBLISHERS. F. W. BALTES A CO.. 1st and Oak sta, PRODUCE COMMISSION MERCHANTS. EVERUIXO & FARRELL, 140 Front at. ROPE AND BINDER TWINS. Portland Cordage Co.. 14th ' and Nortbrup. SAND AND GBAVEU COLUMBIA DIGGER CO.. Foot of Ankeny. "Vf. P. FULLER & CO.. 12th and Davis, SAWMILL MACHINERY. PORTLAND Iron Works. 14th and Northrup. SODA TOU'NTAIN 8CPPLIES. COLUMBIA SUPPLY CO.. 68 Front St. WALL PAPER. MORGAN WALL PAPER CO.. 80 9d I WHOLESALE JEWELERS & OPTICIANS. BUTTERFIELD BROS.. MOHAWK BLDG. WIRE AND IRON WORKS. Portland Wir. A Iron Wka.. 2d & Columbia. QRPHEUM BILL BIG Lillian Shaw Vies With Henri ette de Serris for Honors. CHARACTER SONGS WINNING Irviii Cobb's "Sergeant Barnaby" Ktil I of Sentiment and! Patriot Ism and Every Number Gets Snare of Praise. Lillian Shaw, dialect comedienne, vies with Henrlette de Serrlg and her wonderful reproductions of art, for headline place at the Qrpheum this week. The whole bill sparkles with brilliant numbers with these two in the lead. In Tlddish and in Italian character songs, with appropriate costumes. Miss Shaw wins storms of applause, but in her final get-up, in which she de clares that "marriage ain't what it's 'cracked' up to be," the irresistible Lillian gets a record-breaking ovation to which she is forced to respond with a little speech. Dramatic fire, vim, magnetism and versatility are hers, and she gives of them lavishly in her or iginal act. Appealing to every worshipper of art, to those who love the beautiful in scene and human form, Henrietta de Serris nfi her company of 15 selected professional models present replica of world-famous paintings and sculpture. "The Angelus.: possibly the best known, is one of the most popular, and "Spring" and "The Slave Merchant" are received with evident appreciation. As a iinaie. "The Defense of the Flag" stirs the patriotic fervor. There's lots of pretty sentiment of love and or reminiscence of Civil War time and a wealth of genuine wit and humor in the dramatization of Irvin Cobb's "Sergeant Barnaby" that is one of the most unique and pleasing play lets ever seen In vaudeville setting-. Horace Wright and Rene Clare pre sent a happy combination of operatic and popular songs beautifully sung. Their "Mandalay" duet shows the song off in artistic manner, making of It a masterpiece. Horace's best number is an Italian impersonation. His voice is clear and true, with splendid quality and expression. Rene dresses charm ingly, sings sweetly and Is good to look at. She has a face and figure and anaies mat are lovely. The Berrens, pianist 'and violinist. are a pair of entertainers that make a hit. Their act is characterized with exquisite melodies, marvelous costumes and delightful surprises. Singing and dancing are the special ties of two dapper chaps, Sammy Wes ton and Sidney Clare, who get their snare or the good will orthe audiences. Power Brothers, who have on previ ous occasions won recognition here, are seen in acrobatic feats that are thrill Ing, novel and original. The well-bal- Portland's Building Directory Board of Trade Building . AnDrsJaer of RmI rat.t. SIGLER. B. D.. Main 1154 820 Attorneys, BEACH. SIMON a KELSON, Main 5128. .TO HECKBERT, E. B.. Main TS08. A 1032.. 1010 LANGLEY. LOTUS L.. Main 8348. . . . .1117 O'ROURKE. L. W Marshall 3141 41S BnkafS. ftt w k. n . m 1 .nat Armln OVERBEct ac COOKE CO A Mil, Main 3942.. -J 18-2 18 Mart) la Works. . . VERMONT MARBLE WORKS. Uar. 901.307 Real Estate. BARRETT BROS.. Main 8496 301 CLARK. GEO. KNIGHT. Main S1S4 1017 WALLER. FRANK L-, Main a5 1016 Chamber of Commerce Bldg. s 1 k , J 71 i Attoraeys-At-Law In the Chamber of Com merce Building. Room. 628-27 904- 904 -8 710 .....1028-30 81 322 1038 ....833-84-36 823 61 .. .7Vi 1014-16 633 209-11 ........700-4 719 ADAMS. H. B ALEXANDER. G. F ALEXANDER. P. C APPLEGREN, C. A ATKINS. JOS. LEICESTER... BAIN, JAS. R BANKS. WM. W BAUER A COLES BERNSTEIN COHEN , BLAND. EUGENE BLOOM. 80L BRICE. GEO. F BRONX, FRED W CAHALIN. E. H CAKE A CAKE CAMERON. GEO. J '. CASON, BOON CHAMBERLIN,, THOMAS sr KRAMER 400-7 CLELAND. JOHN B 102S-30 COLLINS. H. J 9.11 COOPER. W. L. 926 726 , 422 740 700 1012 ...520-30-31 .'. 722 CRITCHLOW, WALTER E. CRUM. V. A DEADT. PACL R DEN N I SON. R. E DICKINSON. H. R DUNI WAY. RALPH R FREEMAN. W. D OEESLIN, K. C GENESTE. E. -A GERRV. J, D GORDON. I. J . GRAVES. W. W GREGORY. WM. M HABERLIN. PETER HADDOCK. J. M HAINES, S. H HAZEN. GEO. W HEWITT. T. J HOLM A N. GEO. F... HOLM AN A HAMPSON. .-. .. HURST. ROSCOE HUSTON. OLIVER B HUSTON. S. B JOHNSON & STOUT; KIRJCWOOD. R. J LOFOREN. DAVID E. , . . 1026 924 , . .'. 433 914 1014-16 616 1032 SIS 327-2S 920 931 BOO-6 ; . .30O-6 010 80S-9-10 SOS 1016 726 .408 617-19 026 981 901-903 416 7 714 610 03-707 LOM AX. LEROT MACK AY, I- C MARKHAM. E. R MARTIN, GEORGE F MARX. HERBERT MAST E7RS. W. H. MASTERS. W. Y McDOUGAL. E. A MENDENHALL, E. J MIDDLETON, J. H 426-428 MILLER. GEORGE H 41 MOSESSOHX St MOSESSOHN 714-716 Ml'SI.T, WILLIAM A 026 MURDOCK. MILLER 422 NEILSON. R. A. .. '. 40S 412 NOLAN. OAK O'DAV. THOMAS 319-320 OFNER. J. B 800 OLSEN A KELLEY 618 OLSON, CONRAD P S2 PAtlJ;:. JOSEPH H 1020 PAHSHLEY. A. -W...fr 821 PATERSON. W. F 423 PEARCY. J. N 705 PETERS. R. F ....904 PIPE.-5. GEORGE A R11-S12 PIPES. JOHN M .811-812 PIPE3, MARTIN L. 811-812 RICHARDSON. . CLYDE 618 RILEY. E. F 009-611 RILEY. F. B 30B-S11 ROBERTSON. H. A. ..1022 ROBINETT. RALPH W 433 ROGERS, H. O ; 1028 ROHRER, JOHN S. . .' 1.618 SCHNABEL, CHARLES J 600-604 SEARS A BENEDICT 905 SEVER. F. P 1026 SILVER8TONE. J SOS SINNOTT A ADAMS 729-76 SMITH. J. LEROY 1022 SMITH. NEWTON C 600 STADTER. E. 0 1036 STANDI FER, I. M S13 ST. RAYNER. HENRY 712 ST. RAYNER. VICTOR 712 SUMRALU JESSE L 1026 TACOART, EDW. T 416 TARPLBY, L. H 321 TAYLOR. B. W 617-619 THOMAS. W. H 926 anced bill is completed with motion pictures and music DAILY METEOROLOGICAL REPORT. PORTLAND. May 3. Maximum temper ature. 50.T degrees; minimum. 49.8 degreea. River reading. S A. M.. 9.S teat; change In last 2 hours, .2 foot fall. Total rainfall (3 p. M. to P. M. ), .01 tnoh: total alnce September 1, 1918. 35.74 Inches; normal. 40.09 Inches: deficiency, 4.33 Inches. Total snnshln.. 7 hours. 34 minutes; possible, 14 hours, 34 minutes. Barometer (reduced to sea level), 5 P. M.. 30.07 lnohes. THB WEATHER. ! S f : Baker 64.0.00.14 N ;pt. cloudy Boise 74 0.O0J2 SWiCloudy Boston Calgary Chicago Colfax Denver ...I 62 0.0012 S cloudy 44i0.0O;22 NW'.Cloudy ii i. ii4,-ri. juiouay 16";0.2O:Clm Cloudy 6e 0.O21 4 i-E Cloudy 74 0.02' 8' W IPt. clo Dee Moines loudy Duluth I 60.68J2 NB IRain Eureka I 660. o- b,N lPu cloudy Galveston I 76' T. !13,8E ICloudy Helena .-l wii.iwh.nwii'l ciouay Jacksonville .. Kansas City Klamath Falls Laurler Los Angeles .. Marshheid .... Med ford Montreal New Orleans . New York . . North Head . . North Yakima Phoenix Pocatello Portland Roseburg Sacramento St. Louis St. Paul Rait Lake ... San Francisco Seattle Tacamt Tatoosh Island Victoria, B. C. 80O.O0 &SE 'Clear 801 T. (10 SW Pt- cloudy 72 0.00 13-NWjClear 710.07) 2N iCloudy 62 O.OOi 4 S ICloudy 0 o.uo-10 NW Clear 74 t).0O,14 NWlciear 60. 00,18-W ICloudv 84-0.00 12 s ICloudy 70O.O0.22 SW Cloudy 50,0.06 24-NWPt. cloudy tH.0.2 2uNWPt. cloudy 2 O.OOI 4 W Cloudy 660.00-ilfc 8W Ipt. cloudy sno.oijjc NWiPt. cloudy 65 0.001 8 N )Clear 70 0.00112 8 PL cloudy 80 0.02 3 2 8 Clear C4O.2S20-S Ciear 71 0.0; 8 N Clear 66 O.oo2o W cloudy 5-4 0 .02) 8 W Clear 541 T. i 6 N Pt. cloudy 54 0.081 4'W Clear tW.o.OwllOiW ICloudy THRESHER. W. E i; TIFT. ARTHUR P 7 lo TILLMAN. J. H ;i:il TURNER. JXO. R 901 ULRICH, EDW. D.N. ..fit UPTON. JAY H ,...710 VANTINE. ASHLEY J 31'n VAUGHN. W. T ei;, VREELAND. THAD. W. lOJtt WHEALDON. C. L Sin WILSON. NSAJj A R033M AN. ..t(M-tf.U -:- WINTLER, C. B TUS-70 WOOD,, C E. S .' 418-418 YOUNG. OGLESBy'. ..tM Bungalows. ANDERSON BUNGALOWS. Mar. 3H37..SJS ANDERSON BUNGALOWS. Mar. 3937.. 5 Insurance. VINCENT. S. D. i CO. Main 1051 Slti Real Estate, KEASEY. DORR E. & CO. Main 11S3.'.:U2 M'GRATH. E. A. Marshall L'lOS (Sis STOUT INVESTMENT CO. Main 612V. .72U SLAUSON. A. B. Main 9414 bi'y Wilcox Building Optician, Optometrist. KOLLE. DR. D. W. M.4183. A 7i. . I0o-7oi Patent and Trade-Mark Attorney. LITZENBERG. WM. K. Mar. 1847 SOI Public Utility Specialist. FOSHAT. WILBUR B. Main S73 1014 Btenoa-rapber.. O'BRIEN. MARIE A Mar. 3I-' Real Estate. H. P. PALMER-JONES CO. M. P89 4t4 Spalding Building Attorneys. ALEXANDER. GEO. K. Mar. 2120.... 1001 SAWYER. HAROLD M.. Marshall 2S61..60;! Co suiting Engineer. KYLE. O. A. Marshall 4111 Mortgage Loans. BAIN. JOHN. A 7442. Main 6V21.. .71 . .607 Real Estate. BAT CITY LAND CO.. M. 1116 701-70J RIGGS. OEO. A. Marshall 2746. A 2489.1101 BEITZ, W. H. A Co.. Main 8684 SU' Selling Building Advertiulna- Sarvkee. REED. MERRILL A. Mar. Z2U 71U Advcrtislna; Publishers. LAWSON A CO.. A 7133, M 4UW 70 Dairy Lunch. IMPERIAL DAIRY LUNCH ... Ground flour Kodaks. Opticians. COLUMBIAN OPT-L CO.. Mar. S10. .Gd tlr. Prescription Druggists. NAU. FRANK. Main 721, A 2iJt...Gd fir Piano Wholesalers. HOLT. E. H.. PIANO CO.. M. 1!95 )7-S i Rentals and General Insurance. SMITH'S AGENCY. Main 6S01 Yeon Building SCC s S 4 . (irsi j:n i i s c a - f i nit 'aaaa H:- see a a a .-mi' tii i v v - . i i ; Accounlenta. ROBERTSON. KENNETH. Main Siit. .1314 Attorn ea.. COHN. JULIUS. Main 2311). A T'iuJ I31S GRAHAM. SIDNEY J. Main 4(3. .1311-133 JOHNS, CHAS. A. Main i3S 13V4-13V K1MBAIJ. HENRY M. Mar. 630 .'Jii MALARKEY. SEABROOK i DIBBLE. Main loOl. A 3212 . . .1 300-1SU3 MANNIX. THOS. Main 23IO. A 7202. ..lilJ MOON A ORTON. Marshall 63U 925-92-1 PARKER. SHIRLEY D. Main 423 1021 RIDDELL, H. H. Main 3030 .'saa STOTT A COLLIER. Marshall DU7S . .G0S-OK. SULLIVAN, R. A. Malu 2310. A 720:..lf13 WILSON. JOHN G. Marshall ei2. .1311-131 KINNEY, M. J. Marshall 3014 31a Barber eliuus. MYERS. KOBT. w aecond flour Billiard Hall. M'CREDIE BILLIARDS Second Floor Court Reporters and Stenographers. FLEXNER. VIVIAN. Main 1431. A I7J. 140.: 5A1KE. JULIA K. Malu 1431. ti-T'j. .Hu ll eal fc-tate. CALLAN A KASER. Main 16;',:: 7.-2-72 1 M'FAKLAND. FRANK. It E A LT V CO.-.3c'l MERRILL. GEO. W. Ma:ahall 2r.8 41. METCALF. LYLE S. Marshall 2432 RA1NEY. J. G. Marshall 11177 LT. S. MORTGAGE & 1NV. CO . WAGGONER, GEO. E WARD, THOS. J. Marshall '-i5i . . l;iti i . .il l . .SO'J ..411 Stenographers. M'.VAUGHTON. AGNES J ARSO.N6.li I4t Ml Lewis Building Allurnes. MOULTON. ARTHUR I. Marshall 2:u'. .312 WINTER. WILSON A JOHNSON. M.143I.7I2 Bonds. Stocks, Grain nnd Cuiton. WILSON. J. C. A- CO. A 4167. Mar. SBjs Builders and Real Estate. SUMMERS. W. J. Marshall 37U1 . 3lj-3'. Consulting Engineers. LUCIUS. W. W. Marshall 1134 316-3W REED. M. E. Marshall 677 0.4617 General Insurance. WHITMER-KELLY CO. Main or A UH2..3 Marias Insurance. FIREMAN'S FUND INSURANCE CO. ...."'J Wsshlngton Winnipeg I 7210.00! 6 PE ICloudv ! a2,.OU 12113 Cloudy WEATHER CONDITIONS. A low-pressure area overlies tha North ern states between the Rocky Mountains and tha Lake Region. The barometer Is ris ing rapidly over Western Washington ami it continues relatively high over the Atl.in tlc statea. Light rain has fallen In North west Oregon. Western Washington and Western Montana. showera and thunder storms have occurred in Southern Utah. Colorado, Central Texas and in the Uppcv Mlssiselppi and Lower Missouri valleys. U is much cooler in Oregon. Washington. Northern Idaho and Montana. The temper atures have risen In the Lowsr Missouri Valley, Ohio Valley and Lower Lake Re gion. The conditions are favorable for fair weather In this district Monday, with ris ing tempsraturea In Waahlngton, Oregon and Northern Idaho. It will be cooler in Southern Idaho. FORECASTS. Portland and vicinity Fair and warmer; northweaterly winds. Oregon and Washington Fair, warmer except near the coast; northwesterly winds Idaho Fair, warmer north, cooler south portion. EDWARD A. BEALS. District Forecaster. (Engineering News.) This quite unusual feat was recently accomplished by a EL Louis construc tion firm. The chimney was built on the com pany's system of reinf orced-tlle con crete with a reinforced. concrete foun dation. The company Informs us that the chimney was actually built, in cluding Its foundation, in seven days' working time and was completed and put in service Juat 16 days after tho receipt of - the order. During its con struction there occurred, moreover, the heaviest snowfall recorded in 10 years In SL Louis, and the temperatures were at no time higher than 20 degrees Fahrenheit when work was started In the morning. The sand was heated before mixing and the tile was heated befmre placing. Fires were" kept in the chimney constantly with all open ings closed. The chimney has a total height of 85 feet and is 3 feet in in side diameter.