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TITE 3IORMXG OREGONIAX, WEDNESDAY, DECE3IBER 21. 1910. 10 Enteral a. Fnl.d. OT.. PoatOfflC. jacr!ua IUl-Un m Aa,,a (BT KAIU Tallr. ndy Irrladed. n ''-!? rUT. e.al. tn-lded. al i ij !.!! jru!r Included. n moBin.. .71 S.OO Iuir, without BBcdir eta montBa. . 1.M . . 1.J0 . - -XI. r." without Buadaf. three montna. iJ.'T. alihout BuBdaor. lilir. onm 8Qdr. oat year.... lulu KIT. (BT CARRIER) felir. "indaT mended. renr.. li; ijr.af Inrluded. oo month Hw I kll bead Potofa. "1,, -i,r. .L,r. order or personal ' , oor Uk.T unit Btiml com or """'J r. al lb Hldiri rlik. Give P",1",1' ad!re Is full. Including coaotr and '; rwmtmm Kalea III to M (M J ," ! B.4-M. eenla; 30 to tu paao. ? v u t p&. cull -oriB postage Cotibl r t e. ... w bwn IMliM Odl-Vrrr Cn tla New Tor. Hrunewtck buUdlng. to- tm so, fetegr building. bVTLAXO. WUEU)bY. DX. II. Ml A rODAUNTAL PROBUW. A writer In the December Atlantic onthly. Mr. William S. ltostiiter. anifcsts treat disturbance of mind Lev 'our Increasing population. He eea In it the cauee of many. If not a:t. our National troubles. The rising cost of living, the power of the public ervice corporations, the bitterness of the struggle between capital and labor, all mm to Mr. Rossiter to grow out of the dire fact that we already have too many people, from one point of view, and are likely be fore long to have a great many more. He reminds ua of the pressure of population in India and China with the terrible economic consequences it has entailed, and predicts that we hall experience something of the lame kind In this country before many years have passed. It is not the bare increase of our population which disturbs Mr. lioJwiter so much as the tendency it exhibits to mass together lr towns. This naturally de prives the land of lis working force, while at the same time it multiplies the mouths to be fed. so that the United States presents the interesting phenomenon of an increasing demand for food with a relatively decreasing Supply. Sometimes the decrease Is not merely relative but absolute. Thus the number of head of neat cattle In the United States fell off more than 6.000.000 between Jhe jer 18 and 100. Still there are iiimt people who wonder why beef is o high. No doubt Mr. Rnssiter has good r round for his worries, but after all when we face the facts of population squarely they do not seem to be so ter rifying as they might. We have today, tt the outside, some 10 people to the io.ua re mile of territory. This estimate Hands when alt our desert areas are eft out of the reckoning. Compared ith Belgium's 600 to the square utile his populaalon does not seem exces ,ive. It Is not very dense even in com arisnn with Denmark's ISO or the 10 f France. Although Belgium has fully sjep'v times as oense a popumuuu s oih. with but a small proportion f the units engaged In agriculture. ci II she Is far from suffering the ronomlc Ills which are rife In China nd Hindostan. The standard of -omfort In Belgium Is relatively .high, 'n Drnmark it is higher than In tfie ulnlng regions of the United States. o that If we give due regard to the ji,-ti of the case we must conclude :hat It Is not the actual density or our population which threatens trouble. ut ts abnormal distribution. Mr. Rosalter reminds us that at the Ime of the Revolution, when we had tltogether only some J.000.000 peo ple, about per cent of them were living on the land. Now, when we have more than 0. 000. 000 less than one-third of them live and work on 'arms. The change Is startling even en Its face, but It Is much more startling when we examine It atten tively. The reader has probably re marked that the only cheap fruit and vegetables which the city dweller ever obtains come from a ring about ten Yf.t'.a around the town. This Is the UIBIAIIW I'lV II - own produce and deliver It to city customers. In revolutionary duys the tewos were all small and the ring of land ten miles wide around each one had a large area compared with the area of the city at Its center. Hence the Inhabitants or the city were plen tifully supplied with cheap fruits and Vegetables Just as they are still In Villages and little towns. But nof our cities sre no longer small Soma f them are huge, and as they have (row a the relative area of the ring ef land from which comes cheap food has- decreased for every one o'f them. Any boy In the grammar syhoo! can sit dovca with his slate and pencil and figure oMt how rapidly the ratio of this accessible ring to the cltylt en closes decreases as the city spreads cut: It follows therefore from the very nature of space and time that the tendency of the price of food to city people must be upward unless some wsy Is devised to widen out the ring from which farmers, can bring er send in and deliver their own prod uce without the intervention of mid dlemen, if course the construction er good roads is one way of doing '.his. but there are others of more profound import. It Is plain, therefore, that the growth of big cities entails hardships upon their populations quite apart from the general consequences of our decavlng agriculture. The two prob lem are totally different. Mr. Ros alter presents no solutlifl for either ene. Clearly one Important way" to widen the area of cheap food supply for the city is to provide cheap trans- N portatlon from the farm to the cus tomer. Germany saw inis long air. and with her usual good jense Insti tuted the parcels post by which pota toes, eggs, poultry, fruit and so on go directly through the mall from the man who produces to the family w hl-h consumes. The problem of decadent agriculture Is not so simple, though for ns even the parcels post seem to present Insuperable difficul ties. Kor a generation, while we have seen Its necessity, we have wrung our hands in helpless bafjlement before It. To turn people ba.ck from . the town to the country is far more diffi cult than to provide cheap tranpor tatmn from farm to city household, heush the two hang together. It is foolish to urge young men to take to farm lire as long as iney "j middleman will take it per cent1 uf the selling price of their produce. It is perhaps still more foolish to urge people to leave the lights, com fortable streets, conveniences aad dl- versions of the city for the dreary soli tude and muddy roads of the country Most men. and nine out of every ten women, would far prefer to starve in town rather than grow fat In thej country. It Is just as well for the Americans people to understand that they are face to face with a. danger ous problem and that something more efficient than Idle catch words and waring of the star-spangled banner will be required to solve It. COI RT9 1U OOSTEStrr ACTIONS. Two editors have fallen Into con tempt of court at Seattle. On of them has been sent to Jail. The court had cited them for contempt because the Judge had been scandalously at tacked and his motives and good faith openly questioned for Issuing an In junction on behalf of a street railway company In a bitter controversy be tween the corporation and its patrons. The court properly felt that It had been outraged and It applied its own remedy in summary fashion. The Oregonlan does not doubt that the provocation of the Seattle court was great, and the punishment mer ited. But It does not fail also to ob serve that the Judge based his action on the Incidental and technical fact that the editors had commented on a case w hile it was pending, and previ ous to a final decision, and not on the real offense against the Judge, which was that he had been villainously and continuously lampooned and libeled and that a deliberate and undisguised effort had been made to influenco his ultimate action. In ,the narrow view of the Seattle courti any comment on any case In court, however proper. Innocent, Jus tifiable or even necessary, makes the writer, or the responsible head of the publication, liable to punishment. Of course this is all wrong and in practice is pot observed either by courts or by newspapers. . But why could not this Seattle court have considered this aggravated case of abuse or the right of free speech on the broad ground of the merits of the statement or misstatements of the editors? Why did it rely for Justifica tion of its action on a mere technical rule that. If enforced or attempted to he enforced. In all cases would bring the courts into contempt and have the newspapers forever In trouble? ALL IS fiOOD TIME. The Eugene Guard is getting im patient with what It fancies is the delay of the Oregon Electric In ex tending Its line from Salem up the Willamette Valley and finds rault on that account with Mr. Hill, the City of Portland, the professional "boosters" and the people of Lane County. Mr. Hill says the great need of the country today Is patience and the. Eugene paper intimates that It Is tired of that kind of "dope" and says railroads better transportation facilities will solve all Industrial problems. The people of Portland are accused of sesfUhly obstructing the building of more railroads because (so It is suggested) "Portland feels that we ean be better drained of our business with the single road than If compet ing lines awoke new life and com mercial activity." ' The solution of fered I for the people of Lane County to build a railroad of "their own 60 miles west to tide water then "pop ulation would follow. Industries would come and other . railroads would hasten to reach a field where there was business to share." During all the fruitful period of his irreat career. Mr. HIU has never Justly- earned the reproach of waiting for the traffic to develop before going alter It. The people of Portland want to see this and.. other roads extended through the Valley and any Intima tion that they tand In the way is silly and untrue. No place has bene fited more than Portland anywhere by the construction and extension of competing roads: and Portland relies on more complete development of the Hill plaaj of gxldlronlng the Willam ette Valley for the benefit of the whole state, which spells Its own benefit. Meanwhile let the Eugene paper curb Its Impatience and refrain from counselling Lane County to rash en terprises in paper railroad balding. Mr. Hill will be there In good time with a real competing railroad. VEXU'CrS TKOl BLE. . . - The Mexican situation Is apparently becoming more serious than the light and airy censored reports of the gov ernment have admitted. General Na varro, one of the best fighters and most skilled strategists in the Mexi can army, has been captured by the rebels, and a large force of troops are hemmed in by the same force that captured Navarro. Kor the past mouth there has been a strong simi larity In the Mexican warfare to that which was carried on by the Boers and the British in South Africa. Gen eral Buller excused his frequent re treats from the Boers as part of a plan for "luring them on." One day prior to the receipt of the news of Navarro's capture, his "alleged Inac tivity", was explained in a telegram to the Mexican Consul at Laredo as due to his following "a strategic plan which would draw the enemy out Into the open for an engagement rather than ' rnrsue ' the insurrectos Into an impregnable stronghold." This plan of waiting for the rebels to come Into camp or to engage In battle at points selected for the con venience oT the Mexican army will hardly be accepted by the rebels. A signifUauit feature of the situation was the statement la Monday's dis patches from Mexico City that Amer ican trainmen had refused to serve on the Chihuahua Pacific Railroad, which had been taken in charge by the Mexican government. While Americans living along the Mexican border have never been strong ad- nlrers of tne. Mexican oTrrimwu., they, have thus lr laxen no irara that could be construed as favorable to the rebels. But warfare is expen sive It unsettles trade and it en dangers lives. The United Itates h directly Interested In both trade and lives in the turbulent land . on our southern border. The revolt that has gained such headway is directed less against Dlax, for whom the grave Is yaw nlng. than It to against the sys tem by which his successor - will be chosen. The rebels have already scored suf ficient success to warrant the belief that they can make It Impossible for the Dlas dyTiasty to name a wrct . . m-nhhlv ov- to the present head of the wobbly gov ernment. They have aiso ucmu,. strated a strength far In excess of any thing with which the Mexican govern ment has seen flt publicly to credit them. Unless one. or the other of these contending forces can in the near future make a decisive shoeing . of strength, some of the other powers that have .trade interests which are suffering by the protracted squabble may feel called on to suggest a stay of proceedings. THE RCROOLS AND THEIR COST. The financial and business Interests of School District Number One'have come to be of enormous proportions. The growth of the city in population of the home-building order Is 'mir rored in the growth of the schools. That the Board of Education has wrestled faithfully and understand Ingly with this problem of growth is shown by the table of estimates and tm record of building and purchases that have been submitted to public consideration. The levy asked for the maintenance and betterment of the schools Is 1.7 mills higher than that of last year. It is tor the taxpayers to decide whether or not the Increase asked will be allowed, and if the esti mates of the Board are to be cut, at what point the reduction can be made without detriment to the public school service. The Oregonlan is not prepared to pass on the expense account of the schools in detail, but if asked offhand to mention a point at which the ex pense could be reduced somewhat without loss to any educational Inter est, It would say, drop music from the curriculum. As taught, music is a farce, rendered by untrained voices without the saving grace of humor a Joke which even the teachers do not appreciate. Tet The Oregonlan would also say that the public schools are worth all they cost, and more; and it makea no objection, nor do the taxpayers ob ject, to any ' expenditure for the schools based on proper considera tions of efficiency, comfort, growth and utility. What the public wants from Us schools is results in useful education and correct training. VJiHAPFY GOVKKS.tlEST f'l.KRKS. There Is great consternation In Washington over President Taft's proposal to extend the working day to S o'clock in the Government of fices. At present Ihe employes are released from toll at half past 4, and they naturally feel that another half hour of exhausting effort would be unendurable. Beginning at 9, these unfortunate wage slaves are obliged to put in six and a half hours of service to a thankless Government which now plans to reward their un remitting effort by adding another thirty minutes to their long and weary day. It is impertinent to suggest at this point that there are wage slaves w ho go to work at 7 in the morning and never think of getting away until 6 or at night. Indeed, they are E'ad of the chance to do so, since it means bread for' the children and new gowns for the wife at home. The Govern ment employes at Washington are built of a finer clay than the common person who tolls for wages. They are the aristocracy of labor. If one may designate as "labor" the delicate and distinguished tasks which they perform. , The severe hardship which Mr. Taft's new rule will impose upon these unfortunates may be estimated by noting a few of its consequences. Many Government employes are now able to attend law lectures beginning at : If they are compelled to work till S how can they possiblr go on with their legal studies? Think' what a calamity it would be to the country to lose so many new lawyers. Others dwell In the suburbs and ride to Washington every morning to be gin work. The new order would make them half an hour later In reaching home, and the consequence would be lawns unmown, chickens unfed and things In general going to) the dogs. But the worst hardship would fall of the wretched baseball fans. If they had to work till S o'clock they would miss the best part of every game. Woe unutterable would be theirs. Naturally the Government's main purpose In hiring them is to give them a chance to see the baseball games, studv law an.d so on. The work of the departments is a minor matter. . (int ACTIAL RESIXTS. Nothing succeeds like success. For the purpose of convincing the skepti cal, results are Infinitely preferable to expectations and promises. Various publicity agents scattered throughout the Pacific Northwest are learning that the great Investing public, which has a critical eye on this new region. Is less Interested in promises of what can be done than it is in what ac tually has been done. J " If the intending Investor Is to chooso between a locality where he is assured he can make a profit of 1300 per acre from fruit and smother locality where he Is given the name and address of a man wlio actually -has made $500 per acre from fruit, he will choose t,he lo-. cality where performance, and not the promise, is in evidence, Oregon, Washington and Idaho can supply such an endless number of specific cases of alluring profits secured from all branches of agriculture that It is poor policy for any locality to elab orate on generalities and omit partic ulars of actual achievement, which, if necessary', could be fortified with affi davits. The Intending settler might learn of a dozen localities In Oregon where the opportunities for dairying were first class, but nothing regarding these lo calities would be of a more convincing nature than the direct, positive state ment that John D. Mickle, rural deliv ery route No. 1, Forest Grove. Ore gon had in the five months ending January. 1910, sold 6S.30 worth of milk from nine cows. The man seek ing a fruit farm evould be interested In reading that S. LJndley. of Lebanon. Or., sold $490.76 worth of strawberries from 1 , 4-5 acres of land and $47$ worth of melons from 1 H acres: that W. A. Johes. of Salem, sold 7000 crates of peaches from seven acres of land. It Is no trouble to inform the In tending buyer that he can produce $1$1& worth of apples from three acres of land, but the statement is materially strengthened when he Is in formed that H. B. Herr. of Freew-ater. Or actually cleared that 8n from three acres of Rome Beauty apples. E. L.Bennett, of Rogue. River, sold 700 boxes of Newtown Pippins from 14 acres of orchard, and Al Trayer. of Milton. Or., sold $900 worth of prunes off ode acre. S. E. McBee raised 80 tons of carrots on one acre and sold them at $7.50 per ton. These specific cases are culled at random from current news Items run ning through the daily and weekly press of the Pacific Northwest, and all of them can be -substantiated in a manner that will leave no doubt what ever In the mind of the newcomer as to the opportunities and-ad vantages of this country. The community that sticks the closest to fhis kind of ad vertising -will get results that- will be missed by those who deal in generali ties and overlook the numerous spe- .clflc cases which they could present. For the first time since the opening of the present grain season, Russian shipments last week were smaller than on the corresponding week in the previous season, although ship ments from the Danublan ports were about 1,000,000 . bushels larger than for the same week last year. The American visible supply, which was already more than 14.000,000 bushels greater than on the same date a year ago, showed a further increase of 334.000 bushels yesterday, and quan tities on passage were 6,000,000 bush els greater than last year. Unfortu nately for those who have been await ing a return to last year's prices, the decrease in Russian shipments was more than offset by an Increase in the Argentine, and ffom this date forward the' big southern country will show shipments of steadily increasing' vol ume. Next month Australia will begin shipping new-crop wheat and again we reach the turn of the year iwith noth ing approaching a world's crop short age in sight and with prices more than 10 cents per bushel lower than last year. Chicago commercial organizations and the labor unions are planning to Join hands In a concerted movement to drive loan sharks out of business. This Is a movement that should f pread throughout the land. The great dif ficulty heretofore experienced in get ting rid of these parasitical Shylocks has been the Indifference pt their vic tims, past and prospective. The se curity which the laboring man has to offer is not always of the best. This fact enables the harpies of the loan office to exact fearful toll for the accommodation which the bor rower might not easily secure else where. In Portland as in every large city, there are a number of these sleek, oily sharks who are growing wealthy by robbing the poor with their exorbitant interest rates. Nu merous attempts have been made to curb the grasping operations of the gentry, but none have proved success ful. Some patriot with the interest of the poor at heart should get a bill through the coming session of the Legislature. - The Oregon Conservation Associa tion recommends the passage of a law appropriating $60,000 for the estab lihm,ent of a state forestry service which will accomplish results in pre venting and quenching forest fires. The project has much to commend it. Forestry conservation and protection as now carried on by the Government Is somewhat farcical, and every' year there is a heavy loss by fire. The big tracts of timber which have been pur chased by syndicates are well pa trolled and guarded by skilled rang ers, but there are thousands of. small holdings scattered through the state in which the danger of fire Is greater than It is In the big tracts. Fire once started in these unguarded tracts is likely to run for miles and destroy immense amounts or valuable tim ber. ' Holders of this timber would, of course, be the heaviest losers, but the state as a whole Is also a loser when so much tangible wealth. Is wiped out of existence. ' The bollermakers' lockout in the shipyards of North England, which lasted three months and caused a loss of $5,000,000, has come to an end. Philip Snowden, Socialist member of Parliament, places the blame for all of the loss of money and attendant suffering on the 'radical element In the socialist ranks. Mr. Snowden's diagnosis of the case will hardly be questioned, for the shipyard lockout in North. England In mosj. of its fea ttres did not difrer from similar trou bles In various parts of the world that have brought trouble and loss on in nocent workers who were unable to withstand the influence of the radi cals who Insisted on following the rule or ruin policy. Just thirty years ago. when Henry Villard Invaded the railroad Held of the Pacific Northwest Portland had visions of a mighty city. But of the thotisands who lived here then, who was so optimistic as to believe that the city would grow so large by 1911 that the expense- of the public schools would reach the enormous sum of $2 000 000? That Portland would pay In 'salaries alone $900,000? Who now dare estimate the number of school chilBren thirty years hence Is it ever right to He? The teach ers who marched the children out of the burning schoolhouse at Boise came verv near to deceiving the poor little things.. It was understood by the children to be merely a drill while in truth it was an escape from death. Would tt have, been better to tell the truth and shame the devil? We wonder. North Yakima's reversion to can dles for a night or two may- have been a salutary experience. We have so many blessings nowadays that we do not appreciate them. only learn what they are worth when we lose them. May North Yakima be Improved and humbled by .her two nights of tallow candles. After more than a year of partial estrangement. South East Portland and the West Side are again on visit ing terms. Let us hope It w ill be a long lime before another dismantled bridge interrupts neighborly communi cation. . ' Those 378 children of school age added to District No. 1 within twelve months account in part for the in creased Portland tax levy for 1911 Clean the well. Probably an old hen that died or limberneck to at the bot tom. Quit using the water and clean the well. " Why not start a guessing contest over the votes cast for Supreme Judge? No school tax is too high that gets results, but the rub Is in the getting. There is only one day left In which to do yonr C hristmas shopping early. The Hawthorne bridge ceased to be a Joke yesterday. WHAT SINGLE TAXEB9 PLAN TO DO. Graduated Ub4 Value Tax Will Be Pnt Va to People. PORTLAND, Or., Dec 20. To the Editor.) May I tell your correspond ents that the one aim of the single tax ers Is to destroy land monopoly, and the one way to destroy land monopoly is to make it expensive for any one to own land that he is not using? . Oregon Is now cursed by land mon opoly, and Oregon has less people liv ing on farms than it had 45 years ago. Mr. James J. Hill says our cities are "top heavy" and the "top heavy'' cities are a direct result of land .monopoly. The single, taxers will propose, a graduated land tax In several counties. These tax laws will Increase the taxes on every person or corporation that owns over $10,000 worth of land, and from $10,000 to $20,000 taxes will be in creased about one mill, and from $20, 000 to $30,000 they will be raised a little more and so on up to $100,000 worth of land is reached. Above that tax will be about 6 per cent which equals rent.' We believe that a graduated land tax will not hurt the small, owner who has more dollars in improvements than he has dollars In land, and all his Im provements will be exempted from taxes, so he will pay less than he does now. - I wish now to tell you what carried the tax amendment. You will remem ber that many things were said about single tax in 1908 that were not true and every falsehood that was told in that campaign has been made plain to the farmer and other voters that it was told to bolster up land monopoly. Most of the people since then have been studying the question of single tax vs. land monopoly. There has been a gen eral dividing of those In favor of land monopoly on one side, and the single taxers on the other. Everybody must take bis choice; It is either land mon opoly or single tax: there can be no middle ground on this question. Under the single tax. school houses will be built In places where land mon opoly has torn them down. The single tax makes land produce food, while land monopoly makes produce weeds: let us remember Mark ham's lines that, "The robber la 'Tobbed by hi riche's: The tyrant Is dragged by hia cha nj; The chmer is anared by bis cuniiln. The layr Ilea dead by tb alaln. So let us have a full, fair and truth ful discussion of single tax vs. land monopoly, remembering always that Vancouver, B. G. right at our door, has the single tax and that any untruthful statements on either side will rebound and strike the teller. H. D. WAGNON. The Oregonlan has not the slightest doult that if the full purport of the county (single) taa amendment had been understood, It would have been overwhelmingly beaten, as single tax was beaten two years ago, and will be beaten again two years hence. Ore gon Is not, and will not be, a single tax state. Never. The people are all right, and will decide right any ques tion put fully, clearly and fairly be fore them. s" It Is no wonder tha the bearing and significance of the county (single) tax measure wece wholly overlooked by press and the! public alike, in the re cent campaign. It was buried In' the mass of other important problems to be solved through the Initiative. The poll-tax trick achieved a preliminary triumph for the single tax propogand Ists; but they will find that they will get no farther. It is interesting to hear now from Mr. Wagnon, who speaks by the card, what the single taxers are going to do. We heard nothing from him dur ing the campaign, which shows that Vagnonr possesses both caution and discretion. Now he bursts forth In his customary song about land monopoly, and tells us how the great landowners are to be put out of business, while the small home-owner is to be protected. But there are a hundred, small owners to one large holder, and they are not likely to permit themselves to be of fered as a sacrifice to the fantastic and costly effort of the have-nots to get at the haves. Hardly. Where did Wagnon get his authority for the statement that Oregon has few er people on farms than in 1865? From the ready resources of his limitless im agination, doubtless. Oregon had about 70,000 people -in 1865. Now two agri cultural counties of Oregon' (Marlon and Jackson) have more people than all Oregon had then. The .population of the state is 672,000. Certainly from one-third to one-half live In the coun-, try. They will be heard from In numbers,- too, when the grand Wagrton scheme of making them and other land owners pay all the taxes is put up to them. rotated Paragraphs. Chicago News. - . , The loser never wastes his sympathy on the winner. It's not a difficult matter to be as honest as policy is.. The world Is full of misers as the spendthrift looks at It. According to a spinster, the dark ages are anywhere between 28 and 40. A woman doesn't mind walking on a crowded street if she has a good car riage. About the most expensive thing a man can do is to assoc'ate with cheap people. 1 A man with a family can live in the city on less than he can In the coun try if he has to. New Name for Chauffeurs. ' New York Tribune. To the Editor of the Tribune: Why call auto drivers chauffeurs? It is not an English word. It Is hard to pronounce, hard to spell, hard to write, and when written or printed is not pleasing to the eye. Besides, the definition Of the word shows it to be exceedingly inappropriate on a cold Winter's day. Why not call them "Jehus," a name associated with fast driving for hundreds of years? "And the driving is like the driving of Jehu: for he drlveth furiously." '. TRIBUNE READER. Reflections of a Bachelor. New York Press. We buy pleasure and it Isn't; we build happiness, and it Is. Nobody could be a cynic if the world was peopled only by children Being in politics seems like hanging on to a liferaft in stormy midocean. You can tell when a woman's com plexion is touched up a bit by how conscious she acta that It is natural. Mutual. Catholic Standard and Times. "Bridget," said Mrs. Grouchey, "I don't like the looks of that man who called to see you last night." "Well, well." replied Bridget, "ain't It funny, ma'am? He said the same about you." V Milwaukee's Culture. St. Louis Times. Milwaukee has ordered that ball rooms In 'that city shall be equipped with cuspidors. Milwaukee's culture is vindicated by the fact that they were not called spittoons. Not Infrequently. Wall Street Journal. Sometimes the right side ol.the mar ket is the outside COMMENT ON T. R'S. SPEECH. Treated With Silence or Mild Satire by the Eastern Press. Many of the Eastern dailies ignore in their editorial columns the speech of Colonel Roosevelt- at New Haven, not ably the NewYork Times, Tribune, World and Evening Post. It is so also with the influential papers of Phila delphia and Boston. The speech seems to have created scarcely a ripple of dis turbance. Some of the comments of other papers follow: Refused to Admit a Faet. Chicago Inter-Ocean, Rep. Mr. Roosevelt can go on being "rad ical" If he wishes, but the people he assumes to represent and to whom lies his only possible appeal have already entered judgment against him.' We doubt that there was a single man in his New Haven audience who didn't see it even though Mr. Roose velt refused to admit it, and talked as if the fact did not exist. A Fallen Champion. New York Evening Sun, Rep. Chastened words of a generally in nocuous and glittering ambiguity - .'ere uttered in New Haven yesterday by a statesman lately conspicuous br a South African ferocity of declamation. There was mild hand clapping, some lines in the papers and the orator moved on moved on even further into that glorious obscurity where dwell our fallen champions and whence, it is commonly asserted and not Infrequent ly observed, they never come back. Balancing- Platitudes. New York Commercial Advertiser. Now, having th&ught about the re cent election for five weeks, Colonel Roosevelt apparently goes back to his old way of balancing platitudes. He is for radicalism, but . xie is for conservatism, but . The rights of man must be paramount, but the rights of corporations must be respected. And so on, and on, and on. It is needless to say that a great chill is likely to come to the real radicals as they study the evidence that the Colonel feels it necessary to return to his old atti tude of frlend-of-both-parties. Elections Made an Impression. Indianapolis News. Ind. It Is evident that the emphatic utter ance of the American people at the polls on November 8 has made for the present, at least, a decided and whole some Impression on Mr. Roosevelt's mind. It is to be hoped that this impression will be permanent, and that hereafter his counsels will be wiser and less strident than they were In the Interval between his return from Africa and the day of election. He has been a .great and powerful force in Ameri can political life. He can continue to be helpful if he will use his great pow ers with the wisdom and dignity that should characterize one that .has held the most exalted political office in the world. , .'; Democratic Opportunity Promising;. Baltimore' Evening Sun, Dein. Theodore Roosevelt's talk proves that he is still the radical. It shows that he and President Taft are as far apart on what Is perhaps the most per plexing Issue before the American peo ple today. It emphasizes the Differ ences in the ranks of the Republican party and renders more problematical the course of that party in the next National campaign. Mr. Taft said in his message that the -time had come to stop legislating against corporations and to try out the laws we already have. Mr. Roose velt on his Western trip advocated new laws. Mr. Taft showed by his elevation of Justice White to the Chief Justiceship of 'the Supreme Court, as by other acts of his, that he is in full sympathy with the eonser-attve tradi tions of the Supreme Bench. Mr. Roosevelt indicated on his Western trip a desire to uproot those tradtions, and last night confessed that he was of the; same opinion still. There you 'have it. All of which, emphasizes . the fact that the Democratic opportunity now existing is one of unusual promise. REVIVAL OF THE MOUSTACHE. Youth of the Land Starting Reform In Physiognomy.' ' Chicago Record-Herald. If college boys really set the fash ions, then the smooth face, which has had Its own way for the. last fifteen or twenty years, may as well get ready to "go." It is only a few weeks since the seniors out on the Midway made the mustache compulsory for their class and prescribed punishment for such as would not conform. And now the sev enty members of the senior class In a Connecticut high school are petition ing their principal who disapproves of labial fuzz as "distracting' and de moralizing" to allow the mustache to be made a senior institution. It seems probable that the -"business' face" the type predominant through America might profit by a little softening. It. is also likely that the opposite sex, if permitted to Indulge In a plebiscite on the' mustache, would favor its cultivation. - The revival o4 the mustache might indeed lead to the revival of other hirsute adornments, thus heightening the desperation of the barbers, who, are already up in arms against the- safety razor: yet If the 'new movement presently 'gains any great headway in our institutions of learning it will sweep the country. The desire for a change of physiog nomy appears to be in the air; even the people who draw ; the strong-jawed, smooth-shaven, youths that advertise clothing must be about ready, in their secret hearts, for a change. He Stood Corrected. The Delineator. A teacher In giving' a lecture to the members of her Junior hygienic class had cautioned them against eating any thing hard, such as nuts, hard candy, etc. A small boy held up his hand. "What is it, Sammie?" she inquired. "Say, did you ever see any of these here candy Jawbreakers?" he asked. Ye-es, I believe so," she hesitated, wonderingly. . "Well, Willie, . here," indicating an other boy in the class, "stood sight in front of Gregorle's store yesterday and et Ave of them right down." "Ate," corrected the teacher. "Aw, was it eight? I was thlnkin' it was only five." Some Balnv- Looisville Courier-Journal. "Duke, I'm sorry." said the million aire, "but my daughter can't . marry you." "Then I have loved in vain?" ' "Not wholly, Duke. . Here's $50 for you." Definitely Answered." Syracuse Post-Standard. Shall the colleges continue to play football? Answer by Yale: Harvard game, receipts $34,000; Pennsylvania game, $29,000; Brown game. $5000. Always With- Us. Memphis Commercial Appeal. The man who. tells how many fish he caught in the Summer time is now tell ing how many ducks he shot last week. Bier Employer. Washington Star. It is remarkable that a mere myth like Santa Claus should have so many people working for hl"- ' Life's Sunny Side A certain Dr. Collins was once read ing a very strenuous paper on total abstinence before a clerical club so the story goes when the entertainer went out to tell his wife how many she was to provide for at supper. "What are they doing?" she asked, and was told the subject of the essay. "What shall I do?" she cried. "Here I have brandied peaches, and it is too late to change?" "Make no change," said her husband. "It will be all right." The essayist had the post of honor at the right of the lady of the house, and she presented him with a dish of the peaches. After a while she said to him, "Dr. Collins, won't you allow me to give ou some more of these peaches?" "Thank you," he replied. "They are excellent." A little later she said: "Dr. Collins, may I not give you another peach?" "No, I thank you," said he apologet ically, "but I will take a little more of the gravy." Harper's Magazine. Booker Washington tells a story of an old negro theologian who explained how -it was that- the Egyptians were drowned in the Red Sea. "You . see." he said, "It was the middle ob Winter, and the children ob Israel crossed in de mornln', when de ice was nice .and hard. Hut de 'Gyp tfans crossed at noon, when de sun had melted de ice, and they was drowned." "That can't be true," said a young, colored student, "for I've learnt from my geography that ice won't freeze so near the equator." "Just what I expected." retorted tho preacher. "There's always some of these lamed young men tryin' to spllo our theology. But I'd heV you know that them times I'm talkln' of was be fore there was either jographies or 'quators." Liverpool Post. As every Southerner knows, elderly colored people rarely know how old they are, and almost invariably assume an age much greater than belongs to them. In an Atlanta family there Is employed n old chap named Joshua Bolton, who has been with that family for more years than they can remem ber. In view therefore, of his advanced age, it was with surprise that his em ployer received one day an application for a few days off in order that tho old fellow might, as he put it, "go up to de ole State of Vlrginny" to see his aunt. "Your aunt must be pretty old," was the employer's comment. "Yassir," said Joshua: "she's pretty ole now. I reckon she's about 'a hun dred and ten years ole." "One hundred and ten! But what on earth is she doing up in Virginia?" "I don't jest know," explained Josh ua, "but I understand she's up dere living wif her grandmother." Harper's Weekly. Toward the end of a performance of "The Green Bushes," Miss D. Barring ton, who played Miami, was supposed to commit suicide by jumping into tha river. When, however, she reached the usual eminence of rock, she found to her dismay that no mattress had been placed in the river for her to jump on, so down she came on the boards with a hard thud. Her confusion was in tense, but it was increased tenfold when a voice from the gallery ssns out in a rich brogue: "Och! be jabbers, the 'water's frozen!" Tit-Bits. Booker T. Washington, congratulated by a New York reporter on the success he has made of his life, said with a smile: . "I suppose I must be modest and de clare that luck has had much to do with my progress, or otherwise I'll be in Senator Dash's shoes. "Senator Dash, of Tallapoosa, prided himself on his rise from the bottom, for Senator Dash in his youth had worked with the colored men in the cotton fields. "Boasting at a political meeting about his rise, the-Senator singled out Uncle Calhoun Webster among his audience and said: " "I see before me old Calhoun Web ster, beside whom, in the broiling Southern sun, I toiled day after day. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I appeal to Uncle Calhoun. Tell us all, uncle, was I. or was I not a good man In the cot ton fields?- . " To' wuz a good man, Senatah, the ' aged negro replied, "yo' wuz a gfod man fo' a fack; bur yo' sut'ny didn't work much." " Washington Star. . SENATORS nf . POPULAR VOTR Constitutional Amendment Favored by 35 Members. , New York World. K constitutional amendment for the election of United States Senators by direct vote of the people Is favored by 35 9?nators, who have expressed their convictions. Of . these, 22 are Repub licans and 13 Democrats. They are Messrs. Bailey, Borah, Bourne, Bristow. Beveridge, Brown. KurKett. unamoer lain, Clapp, Crawford, Curtis. Dick, Dixon, Gore, James, Nelson, Newlands, Perkins, Percy, Purcell, Rayner, Smith of Michigan, Shively. Simmons, Smith of South Carolina, Stone. Stephenson, Taylor, Warner, Owen, Guggenheim, Me-' Cumber, La Follette, Nixon and Till man. ' Opposition to sach an amendment has been declared by 12 Senators -nine Re publicans . and three Democrats. They are Messrs. Brandegee, . Elkins, Frye, Fletcher, Heyburn, Johnston, Kean, Lodge, Dillingham and Money. Non-committal opinions have . been expressed by 16 Senators 11 Repub licans and 6 Demdcrats. They are Messrs. Bacon, Burrows, Burton, -Carter, Crane, Cullom, Foster, Flint, Mar tin, Paynter, Piles, Page, Scott, Smith of Maryland, Smoot and Warren. More than a majority of the remain ing 29 Senators who have not indicated their- precise attitude is believed to favor a constitutional amendment. Rut B3 affirmative votes are required to make the proposed . legislation ef fective, two-thirds being required for a proposed amendment to tho Constitu tion. Oregon's Big Parsnip. New York World. . Oregon boasts a parsnip which weighs twenty pounds. It will take more than kind words to butter that parsnip. . Another Thins; to Do Early." Chicago Tribune. Tn the amateur Santa Clauses: "Do your fire insuring early. - The Christmas Oonse. Woman's Home Companion. Whcm comes the Yuletida aeason. The Chrlatmaa goose we Bins. All laden down with juices brown, A toothsome offering. t ' A Christmas goose some argue Is every trusting child. Who Santa Claus adores because - His socka with gifta are piled. A Christmas gooaetheyil tell you Well known to allots he! Poor patient dad. whose purae .nuat ada To every charity. A Christmas goose not really Is mother, anxiously At work with zeat.. bo fearful lest Forgotten some may be. . The Christmas goose why, he's The biggest, goose. 1 f?ar. Who naught will spend upon a friend Nor love nor sympathy will lend On the best day of the year. May Kelly. Portland,