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Stamp, coin or currency are at the aender'a rl- OIto poatofdee ad dress In full, Including county and atare. - Foetace Katca 10 to 1 pagee. 1 cant;. 14 to 28 pagea. 2 centa; 30 to 44 pages. 1 centa: 44 to SO pasea. 4 cants. Foreign post ace double rates Eastern Baslneaa Office The B. C. Beek with Special Agency New York, rooma 48 to Tribune bunding. Chicago, rooms 510-012 Tribune building PORTXA.VD. MONDAY. SEPT. 1. 1B0S, EXTK.4.VACAXCE.- It U notorious that all the forces of official life, the number of' men em ployed in the public service through out our country, etate. county, muni cipal, as well as in the service of the United States have always been In excess of actual requirements; and all are still increasing, much too fast. It Is one of the weaknesses of popular government. Men employed in pri vate business do twice as much work as those employed in the various and numerous branches of the public serv ice, state and National; and the cry everywhere is still for more places. Mr. Bryan says that the numbers In official life, under the General Govern ment, are Increasing at an alarming; rate. He might have said the same as to all other branches of official life -in our states and counties, municipal ities, school districts and governing; boards. But what then? There Is no general disposition to stop the multi plication of official places and Increase of public expenditures. On the con trary, most people want what the few object to as public extravagance. They want money raised and spent, and more officials to spend It. The one who objects is a fossil, skinflint or mossback. He Is not "progressive." One of the features of Bryan's speeches is his denunciation of the ex travagance of the Federal Govern ment. It Is extravagant, to be sure. But what part of the country, what state or city, wishes appropriations for its benefit cut down? Bryan says that since Roosevelt became President 99,000 new offices have been created. Well, the greater number are such offi cials as post office employes, forest agents. Irrigation directors, new em ployes In the Navy, men engaged In superintendence of erection of public buildings and other works, etc., and so on. There has been enormous in crease of the number of city and rural delivery postal servants, a multitude of additional engineers, gunners, etc., in the new Navy; vast projects for recla mation of arid . Lands, In which many men are employed and consequent in crease of bureau work in most of the departments at Washington. Some think that, with the growing import ance of our country, and with de mands for maintenance and extension of its service at home and abroad, U will be necessary to continue this policy, and that the expenditure will Increase rather than diminish. Should Mr. Bryan be elected it would be In teresting to note how much and in what directions it will be cut down. THE SEW HARK IMA ' PROJECTS. Mr. Harrlman's promise of Immedi ate construction of the Tillamook rail road and the line into Central Oregon Is so plain and unqualified that there is but little doubt of the early comple tion of these two projects. In some respects the construction of these two new roads means more for Portland than the coming of the new North Bank line. The latter, of course, ad mits Portland into a trade field which for years has been exclusively at the mercy of the Puget Sound ports. With the completion of the North Bank line our business Interests can enter this rioh field on something bet ter than even terms with their com petitors on the north, but they will al ways find a certain amount of compe tition from the northern ports. But in the Central Oregon and Tillamook region the big traffic that will "follow the completion of the road will not foe divided with Puget Sound, but will all come to Portland. The same will be true of the Coos Bay country, which will undoubtedly receive the desired transportation fa cilities very soon after the lines are completed to Tillamook and Central Oregon. The development of resources In Portland territory, made possible by the construction of these new roads, will at every stage be reflected in degree in the growth of Portland. The grain of Central Oregon, and the lumber of the coast country, when sold foreign, will all find Its way to market . through Oregon's greatest seaport. Dairying, fruitgrowing and diversified farming, which have sup planted, to a considerable extent, the growing of grain In the" Willamette Valley, will, with the aid of the ex tensive irrigation enterprises planned for Central Oregon, support an ever increasing population, which in turn win aid in building op new cities and towns in a long-neglected but rich part of the state. The Tillamook country includes hundreds of small valleys and "draws" in which small farming and stock raising can be engaged with great profit. From a traffic standpoint it is, of course, the timber that is by far the most attractive for the railroads, and while the abundance of timber, easier of access, may prevent the im mediate marketing of the timber that the new roads will make accessible, it is but a question of a few years before the latter will be In demand, and its marketing will Insure for an indefi nite period Portland's prestige as the greatest lumber port in the world. The completion of the various rail road projects now under way or pro jected by both Mr. Harrlman and Mr. Hill will admit of arrest development throughout the entire Portland terri tory, but to profit to the fullest ex tent by these Increased facilities it will be, necessary for Portland to continue the present work on the river and bar. There will be no further trouble in getting traffic down to tidewater, but it is an absolute necessity that there be no delays or unnecessary expense In sending it on to sea. The channel over the bar at the mouth of the river is scouring out to a good- depth and the depth between Portland and the bar is perhaps sufficient for the pres ent. But every possible effort should be made to have a thirty-foot channel from Portland to Astoria by the. time the extensive system of new roads now planned is completed. ' LABOR DAT. It cannot be supposed that the con flict between labor and capital ever will cease. The conditions that make the conflict inhere in the nature of things. They are inseparable from man's situation or position upon the catth. Tet somewhere in the endless .Jar between the opposing forces Jus tice" must reside, and does reside; but the dividing line Is a close one, and either party exerts Itself, on the one hand to get the best terms it can, and on the other to prevent the opposite party from getting advantage. In this conflict there can be no general pros perity without some approximation to Justice for both sides. Some writer has said: "Man has an absolute right to the product of his own labor, because it Is really a right to- himself. Slavery was unjust be cause it denied this right and took the product of the worklngman's labor for the slaveowner. Capitalism is unjust in ap far as it takes too great a pro portion of this product for the tool owner. State socialism is unjust be cause it takes the whole of the prod uct for the community. It Is a form of slavery, with the community f jr the master." Facts and p-.'nciples control in the end though the struggle Is continu ous. Economic laws are over all, and right comprehension of them an! compliance with them, if they could be found, would always accord wit Justice. But the struggle produces conditions that make Justice exceed ingly difficult to reach, and still more difficult to maintain. It forces com bination of capital on one s!de and of labcr on the other: the conflict crushes the small employer and builds up the larger; and labor, therefore, in Its endeavors to take care of Itself and maintain Its rights and interests, has been emoii; the most potent factors in the creation of many of the colossal fortunes of the country, if not th9 mot potent of them all. This, of course, is not the intentioa of labor, but it Is the result; for in the conflict nearly all the small em ployers are eliminated; the great ones engross the business ar.d profits, and some few become enormously rich. The evil, then, apparently 13 aggravated by efforts made to con trol it. Such a problem can only "work out" in its own way.. In the development 1. will continually present new phases, but no final solution; for it is an in terminable struggle, because condi tions of industry and markets are con tinually changing, and the disposition of man himself amid these changes Is no fixed quantity. One age is never fully satisfied with the conditions or achievements of another. Yet in the long run there has been and always will be some nearer approach to jus tice, all round even though to ordi nary vision scarcely perceptrble. One is reminded of the figure known to geometers as asymptote, in which lines or curves seem to approach each other and come Indefinitely near, but never mett. Labor day may not seem to have any positive use, or to produce any real effect, but It helps to keep In action the spirit of effort, which In this matter is the spirit of man striv ing for better conditions; for such striving is the only way to Improve ment or progress. Without activity the human spirit is nothing; without activity there is no human spirit, and association Is a necessary spur to all progressive action. SOCIALISM A3TO CHMSTIAKIXT. "Christian Socialism" Is the theme of many a pulpit and platform. That many of the sayings of. Jesus may have an Interpretation profoundly socialistic Is certain. But he always held that his kingdom was not of this world. Nor would it be possible to maintain human society on close and literal Interpretation of the altrulstlo and mystical doctrines handed down as spoken by him. It is attempted by Christians of no denomination. A recent book entitled "Christian ity and Social Crises," by Walter Rauschenbusch (New York: Macmil lanL challenges attention. The thesis of the author Is that the ruling pur pose of Christianity Is social recon structloa, that for various reasons this prime object of the Christian religion has been grievously neglected from the apostolic age to the present, that the church is now face to face with a grave situation, and that her duty as well as her opportunity is to turn Socialist, atJure the present competi tive system, ally herself with the prole tariat and against the capitalistic class, and march on in triumph in a new order of the world. The primary conviction upon which the author has based his argument Is that Christianity came Into the world as a social movement, and that the real aim of Its founder and his imme diate successors was the reconstruc tion .of society. The attempt is made to draw a close parallel between the political., .activities of the Hebrew prophets and the career of Jesus. .Yet, if any conclusion is established as the result of critical study of the Gospels, it Is that the reformation of society was far from the thought of the Gall lean teacher, and that anything like a panacea for the ills of the world is in direct violation of his spirit. His message was for the inner life of the Individual and he did nothing for so ciety as a whole. That he did not contemplate the abolition of poverty Is shown by his remark, "The poor ye have always with you," and the equanimity with which he regarded oppression and Inequality Is witnessed by his counsel, "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's." The socialist interpretation of the New Testament is further from the truth than the traditional and ecclesiastical. Yet In Justice to this writer it should be noted that He says "Jesus was no mere social reformer," and "no comprehension of Jesus is even approximately true which fails to un derstand that the heart of his heart was religion," should be quoted. As a teacher of hiBtory he Is well aware that the apocalyptic ' atmosphere In which the founder of Christianity lived permeated all his thought. But the Judgment of the historian gives way completely before the passion of the reformer. It Is not possible to convert the spiritual Idealism of the New Testa ment into the doctrines of socialism, which are wholly materialistic and economic Yet it is easy in matters of this kind to go far astray. The standpoint and temperament of the writer or speaker have everything to do with It. It is clear that the spirit ual persuasiveness of the Gospels be longs to a state of mind wholly dif ferent from that manifest In -the care and thought of the material resources of prosperous or comfortable living. The two realms are at infinite dis tances from each other. Traditional interpretation often shows similar misunderstanding of the mission and purpose of Jesus. The death of a great interpreter of the modern school, .Professor Pfleiderer, of Berlin," recently announced, calls to mind his famous book, which pro duced a profound interest throughout the religious world, by proving that the foundation of Christianity as a theological system including the in terpretation of the place of Jesus In It was the work of the Apostle Paul, without which that of Jesus would have perished. Substitution of the' historical for the ecclesiastical view may seem to make no present differ ence, but it will make a difference in ultimates,' of profoundest - signifi cance and Importance. Again, comparison and Interpreta tion of the Gospels with each other compels a change of view, which is producing & profound Impression upon the religious world. The radical dif ference between the Fourth Gospel and the thre preceding ones Is now known to every close observer. All competent exegetes now admit that the author of the Fourth Gospel has dealt in the most arbitrary manner with the facts of the life of Jesus; that he had a theory to maintain, putting Into the mouths of the Galilean disci ples confessions of faith which were made only bylater generations In the Church, and reading into the life of Jesus ideas to which his immediate disciples and reporters were strangers. Again, either Jesus was a controversi alist with "the Jews," continually set ting forth his claims and defining his person, as In the Gospel of John, or he was the preacher of "the kingdom" and a teacher "by parables, as In the Synoptics. He could not have been both. And in any event, why try to read Into the Gospels, or any of them, ideas wholly foreign to the circle out of which they came? Christianity and Socialism may agree In some of their aims, but they cannot agree in their methods; for there is not a trace of spirituality about Socialism and not a trace of materialism about Chris tianity. Even if not necessarily In consistent, they cannot possibly be identical. Socialism is an economic proposition; not In the circle of relig ious ideas, any more than guaranty of bank deposits or free trade. TAFT8 BIO SERVICE TO HIS COUNTRY. . When the owner of a large estab lishment has Important work of su pervision and direction he wants per formed, and this work requires execu tive ability, he selects for that work a man who has had experience particu larly qualifying him for the task'. While there might be occasionally a man of Inexperience who could do the work with no very serious mjshaps, yet no proprietor with good Judgment leaves Important affairs to one not known to be qualified. It was' this practice in private enterprise that Governor Hughes was applying to the problem of electing a President when, in his address Saturday, he called at tention to the experience of Taft and Bryan in public affairs. .He gave each credit for meaning well toward his country, and then said: Tha real queatlon la. Which candidate will make the beat President Mr. Bryan never has bandied a eingle foreign problem. Ha haa governed no Philippines, regenerated no Cuba, built no canal, avoided no alien dan ger, saved us from no threatened peril. It was Mr. Taft whose counsel President Rooeevelt Bought at every crisis of his hls torlo administration: ha who helped avert war when little politicians and narrow minds would have plunged us into conflict. It was William H. Taft whom our President, when confronted with foreign perpjexltlea and with the awful weight of our ninety millions' welfare on Ma heart, sought for strength and wisdom; and It is William H. Taft mora than any man ever called to the leadership of the -American people, who has had the beat training, tha wldeat experience and tha wlaest teaching to fit him for that glorious but serious task. And such is undoubtedly the view of the voters of the country, for there is not the slightest indication of lack of confidence in Taft nor of great con fidence In Bryan. The country Is strongly Republican, and in the ab sence of signs of an uprising and an overturning of policies, it Is safe to predict that there will be no change of administration. It is not to be expect ed that Taft will poll as large a vote as Roosevelt did, nor that as many Republicans will be in the next Con gress as in the last. Roosevelt's pop ularity not only brought him a record-breaking .vote, but increased .Re publican strength everywhere. Should Mr. Taft be elected, it will be because he Is best fitted to perform the duties of President. ' , GOOD OFFICERS DON'T COXFTJCT. . The re-election of a public officer who Jias rendered valuable service is more Important as a triumph of nrin- ciple than as a triumph of the individ ual. Quite likely there are a number of men who could carry out in New York the policies that have been es tablished by Hughes, but to elect any other man than Hughes would leave doubt as to the people's attitude re garding his Idea of good government. His re-election will be conclusive evi dence that New York approves of ag gressive work for reform.- It takes no great mind nor strong character to fill a Governor's jfflce, even in New York. It does take both a great mind and a strong character to whip a .rebellious Legislature into line and bring dis honest and tyrannical corporations Into subjection. Senator Foraker's assertion that the executive department must not be per mitted to interfere with the legislative or Judicial sounds very plausible, but It needs qualification. One depart ment should not Interfere with an other so long as that other faithfully performs Its duty to the people who created it. Whenever a Governor neg lects to serve his employers the peo ple faithfully, It is proper for a Leg islature to pass acts or adopt resolu tions which will call public attention to his omissions. If the Legislature of New York or the Insurance compa nies of that state thought Hughes was not acting In accordance with public interest, they should have appealed to public opinion. By so doing they could have whipped him Into line pro vided public opinion condemned him. It was Just as proper for the Governor IL to appeal to public opinion In an ef fort to enforce his Jdeas of what should be done to promote the public welfare.. Public opinion will not con demn any officer or public service corporation If his or its acts have been commendable. . Mr. Foraker pursued such a policy. He did not like the course of Presi dent Roosevelt in a number of partic ulars, and said so. He 'appealed to public opinion, the people heard him and decided' against him. In view of the results of the Republican conven tion he would appear to better advan tage if he maintained a discreet si lence regarding the administration which has been so strongly approved. As a member of the Senate Mr. Fora ker protested against the acts of the President, but Roosevelt pleaded that members of the Senate should not in terfere with the executive. Roosevelt willingly submitted to the members of his party the question whether his course or, that of Foraker is prefer able. And so In New York and every other state where the executive and legislative departments come into con flict. Every legislator as well as every Governor makes his own record, and he should not complain if his record does not compare favorably with that of some other officer. The man who gets credit for reforms is he who takes the lead in aggressively advocating them. It Is as easy for a legislator to do this as for a Governor. The pub lic servant who finds himself discred ited Is he who opposes or delays re forms. The man who Is right can safely appeal to public opinion. General Sickles is 83 years of age. The story of his meeting with his wife, after a separation of twenty-seven years, is impressive almost pathetic. It recalls the tragedy with which his name was associated fifty years ago, and starts many a recollection of the politics of the period preceding the Civil War. General Sickles entered the Army at the beginning of the strug gle, and was soon advanced to high command. He was in all the battles of the Army of the Potomac down to Gettysburg, where he commanded the Third Corps and was disabled by wounds. After the war ha was re tired, with the rank of MaJor-iGeneral. Grant sent him as Minister to Spain in 1869. He was one of the few Dem ocrats in Congress there were not more than one-half dozen who defied secession and rebellion and took their stand with President Lincoln for main tenance of the Union. The largest grain fleet ever assem bled on the Columbia River for Sep tember loading is now receiving cargo at Portland. The largest grain dock in the world Is nearlng completion in this city, and the largest packing house plant west of the Rocky Moun tains is well under way in this city. The amount of railroad mileage now under construction or definitely planned for early construction in the state Is the largest In the history of Portland. The wheat crop has been exceeded In size In past years, but in no former season has there been such a large amount of the crop of the three states tributary to Portland as at this time. The building permits for the remainder of the year promise to break all former records, and real estate transfers will make a similar good showing. These are a few of the principal reasons why Portlanders are wearing "the smile that won't come off." "Our ministers of state divide their time between playing ducks and drakes with the British navy and run ning amuck in the British army," says Editor Maxse, of the National Review, in a political speech Saturday. He then proceeds to point out the ad vantage of the German national pol icy. The contrast is not at all favor able to the British. This exposure of the weak points in the British armor may make interesting reading for the Germans, bvt the policy of Germany is such that no political speaker would be permitted to indulge in any such language regarding a possible similar situation in Germany. The people of the Fatherland do much loud talking about their greatness, but they are silent regarding the weaknesses, leav ing them for the enemy to discover. Next state to vote is Maine Tues day of next week. Vermont's returns showed a slight fall from the Repub lican majority preceding the lasfPres idential election, tout nothing signifi cant In Maine there may also be some reduction. But Taft's support ers think he might get somewhat smaller majorities than those of Roosevelt and yet be elected. Four years ago, In the September election, the Republican candidate for Gover nor In Maine had a plurality of 26,800. "Shall the people rule?" Bryan de mands to know. He 1 behind the times.- It Is known of all men (Mr. Bryan and his close attendants like Milt. Miller excepted) that the will of the people has declared itself in the last twelve years the years of Bryan's ascendancy over the Demo cratic party, by the election of Repub lican Administrations and Congresses. Pity that Bryan's speeches, in sup port of his fads, fallacies and fool eries, which were delivered when he was a candidate in 1896, and again in 1900, couldn't have been "canned," for repetition now. What tones they would grind outl "Bryan can do no harm if elected, the Senate is Republican." is a strange argument for Bryan. "Some of you fellers hold "Bill, there," shouted one who was Just about getting Into a fight; "dad can hold me!" The only law, evidently, which Co lumbia River salmon men will respect is Nature's law of supply, and they don't respect that law yet. Harrlman will be an even bigger man next time he comes, since by that time, of course, his promised railroads will be materializing. If Senator Bourne and Candidate Cake can be induced to stump all Ore gon for Taft. there's no telling what the majority might be. There's to be mighty great develop ment in Oregon within the next five years. Get In and help, or get out of the way. Trust the weather's knowing how to prepare in. the Autumn for the winter. 1908. DEATH IX PUBLIC DRINK" CCP9. Grippe, Pneumonia, Diphtheria and Tonallltla Germs Art Spread. Professor Alvtn Davidson, of Lafayette Col lego In tha Technical World. 'The evidence condemning the use of the common drinking vessels upon any occasion, whether at school, church, or home, is derived from three sources: 1, the frequent presence of disease produclug bacteria in the mouth; 2, the detection of pathogenic germs on the public cups; and 3, the discovery that where a number of persons drank from a cup previously used by the sick, some of them became ill. "Recent Investigations show that the germs of diphtheria and grippe fre quently remain from one to three months in the mouths of the patients after they have recovered from the disease. - The very extensive arrd care ful observations of the Minnesota State Board of Health demonstrated that in over half of the dlpntherla cases virulent germs remained In the nose and throat of the patients three weeks after recovery. Most careful examinations by expert bacteriologists show that many of the common sore throats are really light cases of diph theria. Of the 2038 mild sore throats examined in the schoolchildren of Hart ford, Conn., 691 were shown to be due to the true diphtheria germ. The bacilli now universally employed In the making of diphtheria antitoxin were first isolated from a mild sore throat. Bacteria which in one person cause only slight illness may, when trans ferred to another individual, produce serious disease and death. This wide ly different effect of the same germ may be due to the variation of the germ-killing power of the body tissues, or it may result from,new association with other germs. "It is an established fact that a con siderable number of well persons har bor in their mouths the germs of grippe, pneumonia, diphtheria and ton sllltls. Examination of 4250 persons by the Massachusetts Association of the Boards of Health showed that over 100 of them carried in their mouths virulent diphtheria germs. Pennington in 1907, found virulent diphtheria bacilli in nearly 5 per cent of a large number of apparent healthy schoolchildren in Philadelphia. In Minnesota, true diph theria germs were found in the mouths of TO persons In every 1000 examined. The average results of a large number of investigations demonstrate that nearly one per cent of well persons carry in their mouths true diphtheria germs. In Boston, 60 per cent of all cases of common catarrh examined showed the presence of grippe bacilli. Considerable evidence Is at hand show ing that the germs of sore throat, pneu monia and bronchitis are present In many people who mingle with the well and drink from the public cups. "The mortality statistics of the Census Bureau show that diphtheria, meningitis, bronchitis, tuberculosis, pneumonia and grippe, all of which are likely to be acquired by the use of the common cup, are responsible for nearly 400,000 deaths annually in the United States. This fact Indicates that the germs of these diseases produce in a single year more than a million cases of Berlous illness. The financial loss to the country and the mental anguish, as well as bodily suffering, due to these preventable diseases call loudly for the banishment of the unsanitary and filthy common communion cup as well as the public drinking vessel befouled with human excretions shielding the darts of death. "More than 10,000 churches have now adopted tha Individual communion cups, and many schools either provide a sanitary drinking fountain or require the pupils to use individual cups. In many places in Germany, pasteboard cups are furnished which, after being once used, are destroyed. Wherever hygienic measures have been adopted in a community, sickness and death have decreased. By living more in ac cordance with the rules of hygiene New York City reduced her death rate from 25 per 1000 to 18 per 1000' during the period from 1S90 to 1905. Within the same years Chicago has reduced her death rate from 19 to 14 per 1000." Episcopal Clergymen Named Cnmmlnzs, VANCOUVER, Wash., Sept. 5. (To the Editor.) Please allow me a word with reference to the Reverend (?) William C. Cummings, of Michigan, who Is Bald to have eloped with his sister-in-law and whom the newspapers are representing as an "Eplseopal clergyman." The sim ple fact of the matter is that the fellow te not a clergyman of the Episcopal Church. The clergy list of that church contains no such name. The only Cum mingses among the Episcopal clergy are Rev. Cassander S. Cummings, of Libe ria, West Africa, and Rev. Charles A. Cummings. of Chicago Heights, 111. There Is one who bears the name of Cummins, but he Is Rev. Alexander G. Cummins, of Poughkeepsie, N. Y. Furthermore, I have every clergy list which has been published during the last 10 years, and diligent .search fails to disclose the name of William C. Cum mings or Cummins. W. C. SHEPPARD. . IV o Reaction In Vermont. Kansas City Star (Ind.). So far as the Vermont election indi cates National political sentiment the Importance of the returns lies in the fact that no change is Indicated by comparison with the state elections of the last two preceding Presidential years. The Republican plurality Is substantially the same as that of four years ago, the difference being Insuffi cient to denote any reaction against the policies of the Roosevelt administra tion or any weakness in the Taft can didacy. Doubtless too much significance has been attached to the Vermont election in Presidential years, but so far as the returns of yesterday are concerned they offer no discouragement to Republicans nor do they afford Democrats -any ground -for elation. . The Valne of Money. Puck. "Oh, yes," replied the mlllloned matron, "we make a point of allowing our boy pocket money regularly. Every week his papa hands Bobby $1000 in small change fifties and twenties. It's only a trifle, but, do you know, it teaches him the value of money? He Isn't quite 10 years old, yet he manages his little revenue with a great deal of foresight. It would tmme you to hear him try to beat down a Justice of the Peace who is fining him for having killed somebody with his automobile. Yes, we insist on his paying for lux uries out of his allowance. We buy his automobiles, but the fines -he has to take care of himself." Wanted to Be Remembered. Cleveland Leader. The lawyer was drawing up Enpeck's will. "I hereby bequeath all my prop erty to my' wife," dictated Enpeck. "Got that down?" "Yes," answered the at torney. "On condition," continued En peck, "that she marries within a year." "But why that condition?" asked the man of law. "Because," answered the meek and lowly testator, "I want some body to be sorry that I died." Remarks. How did we ever get the fool notion that the ability to make a rattling public ad dress was a real qualification for hold ing public office? Nebraska State Jour nal. Up to date, as the election returns of the last IS years show, the voters, of the country have not so regarded it, in all caseev Chicago Tribune, I UKUHL1U IjSEi "JT ... - " - - May Revolutionise Lighting and Metal Working;. From a book notice of a bulletin on Cal cium Carbide and Acetyllne. lued by the Department of Chemistry of the Pennsyl vania State College. The use of acetylene commercially is an evolution covering ten or twelve years. The rapid strides which the new lllumlnant has made, especially in country homes, is making It a formid able competitor for favor wherever illumination is required. The spectral analysis of the light shows it to be a practical duplication of sunlight, so that colors have their true value when illuminated by this brilliant gas. Recently the use of acetylene for the headlights of auto mobiles, its adoption by the Govern ment for beacon lights, lighthouses, forts and Indian schools, has given acetylene new Impetus. Professor Pond has shown that the dweller In the country home can se cure this excellent lllumlnant at a cost which compares, to the advantage of acetylene, with city gas when burned in the open flame burner costing a dollar per thousand cubic feet. The board of engineers of the Na tional Board of Fire Underwriters have, after a year's examination of the subject, declared that acetylene, when installed with approved apparatus, .is safer than the illumlnants which it re places, and the National Board of Fire Underwriters has revised its rules in such a manner as to encourage its more rapid introduction. Calcium carbide, which haa In some quarters been re garded as a dangerous substance, has been investigated and declared to be without hasard by the fire underwrit ers. These - facts will come in the nature of a great surprise to many who have regarded acetylene aa dan gerous. In dealing with this phase of the subject. Professor Pond has given thorough Information as to the safe use of acetylene and the precautions which must be taken with this sub stance, the same as with any other lllumlnant. An Interesting phase of the subject Is the remarkable use of what Is known as the oxy-acetylene blowpipe. By burning acetylene In an atmosphere of pure oxygen, the highest temperature In chemistry Is evolved, practically equalling the electric arc A pencil of flame two or three Inches long, and no larger than the barrel of a fountain pen. can be drawn across a piece of sheet metal and literally melts the metal in two. The process can be re versed and sheet metal. Iron, brass, copper, aluminum, and in fact any of the ordinary metals can be literally melted together and, curiously, the Joint Is so perfectly formed that a file will not disclose the point of frac ture. Bridge girders have been cut with great rapidity, and it Is stated that this simple pencil of flame prom ises a revolution In the methods of metal-working establishments. Another curious phase of the sub ject is the fact that calcium carbide at certain temperatures has the power of fixing the nitrogen of the air and in this way will produce a fertilizer called cyanamlde, which Is found equal to the Chilian nitrates. Few people realise that 115,000,000 worth of Chilian nitrates have been Imported into this country and used by the farmers here during the past year. Calcium carbide is a rock-like sub stance produced by melting together lime and coke in the electric furnace. It is hot affected by any substance ex cept water, and when brought in con tact with water it gives off rapidly the gas known as acetylene. The bulletin on calcium carbide and acetylene can be had. free by applica tion, accompanied by six cents post age, to the department of chemistry, the Pennsylvania State College, State College, Pa. One On the Jury.- New York Times. When Ella Van Dross, a young col ored girl, was tried before Judge Ro salsky. in General Sessions, on the charge that, when Joseph Kayatt, a white man from Yonkers, asked her In the hall at 249 Second avenue whether the Joneses lived on the floor above. she stealthily removed a pocketbook containing 110 from his pocket, the Jury deliberated only a few minutes and then returned with their verdict, The girl, much disturbed, was led to the bar. The foreman rose. "We find the defendant not guilty." he said. As the late prisoner was turning to leavs court. Judge Rosalsky called out: "One moment, Ella, Be careful not to let any suspicion fall on you, wheth er you are Innocent this time or not," "Oh, Judge," said the girl, "Ah nevah done it before, an' to' da Lord Ah nevah will again." The Jury looked amazed. "That's one on you, gentlemen," re marked the Judge, and all the court room laughed. Debs vs. Gompers. Springfield Republican. Mr. Debs has his club swinging mer rily over Mr. Gompers head; and he can scarcely pose as an expert on in junctions from the labor side having, as he points out, had more Injunctions Issued against him than any other man in the strike business. Mr. Gompers faces & direct challenge in Mr. Debs' remark that "Gompers does not dare to stand on any public platform in my presence and defend his Democratic gold-brick injunction plank, nor show in what respect the Democratic party is less a capitalist party or more a la bor party than the Republican party." Mr. Gompers wants the rules of labor warfare loosened up; Mr. Debs would abolish labor wars entirely by destroy ing the capitalist system. A FEW TRJFTJES. "Our buelneaa Is all run down." "What shall we do?'' "I gueea we'd better wind It up." Loulavllla Courier-Journal. Syndicate Manager Thla play haa a few good situations. Playwright What would yoh advlaef 8. M. Cut 'em out Puck. "Mrs BUdad says that she talks In her sleep." "That Isn't the worst of it, either. Bhe talks when aha la awake." Life. "Pa!" "Well, what Is It nowT" "Pa, when I grow up. how will I keep from mar rying the wrong woman?" "You won't" Life. Blobbs A politician always reminds me of a piano. Slobbs How ao? Blobbs If he's square he's considered old-fashioned. Philadelphia Beoord. Caller Is the cashier Int Bank Presi dent Tes. I think he is, but we don't know how much yet. Tha examiner la going over tha booka. Puck. "Ton wants to look out foh da man dat'a alwaya glvin' advice," said Uncle Eben. "De chances are dat he's one o' desa folks dat likes to watch experiments while some one else takes all de risk." Washington 6tar. "You may put that back In the show case?" said the Indignant Mrs. Lapellng to the milliner. "I wouldn't even wear, much leas buy. a hat named in honor of that hor rid murderess, Charlotte Corduroy 1" -Chicago Tribune. "It 'pears tew ma." remarked the rural philosopher, "that law air a heap sight like a colt." "How's that?" queried tha hired man. "Somebody haa tew break it afore yew kin tell whether It's enny good or not." explained tha old granger. Chicago Dally News. "Is your son-in-law, tha Duke, a good conversationalist?" "Well," answered Mr. Cumrox, "he'a willing enough. Buy my for eign vocabulary la limited, I can never feel sure whether he Is talking about his pedi gree or thinking up a menu for dinner." Washington Star. Affable grocer (to local art master) Tea, sir, I shall be sending Mm along to your evening claaaea when 'e'a a bit older, and I want you. to learn 'lm Jnst like you learned his brother. Ton so trained that lad's eye, air. ttaat 'e can cut the bacon to a quarter of an ounce. Punch. Pharaoh, the Oppressor, Was Thla Same Colossus of Mle. Robert HIchens, in Century Magazine. If you have ever ridden an Arab horse, mounted In the heart of an oasis, to the verge of the great desert, you will remember the bound, thrilling with fiery animation, which he gives when he sets his feet on the sand beyond the last tall date-palms." A bound like that the soul gives when you sit in the Rameseeum and see the crowding sun beams, the far-off groves of palm trees and the drowsy mountains, like shadows, that sleep beyond the 'Nile. And you look up. perhaps, as I looked that morning, and upon a lotus column near you, relieved, you perceive the figure of a young man singing. A, young man singing! Let him be the tutelary god of this place, who ever lie be, whether only some humble, happy slave, or he "superintendent of song and of the recreation of the king." Rather even than Amun-Ra let him be the god. For there Is something nobly Joyous In . this architecture, a dignity that sings. Like a cloud, a great golden cloud, a glory impending that will not, can not, be dissolved into the etn.-r (Rameses) loomed over the Egypt that is dead; he looms over the Egypt of today. Everywhere you meet his traces; everywhere you hear his name. You. say to a tall young Egyptian: "How big you are growing, Hassan!" He answers. "Come back next year, my gentleman, and I shall be like Rameses the Great," Or you ask the boatman who rows you, "Hew can you pull all day against the current of the Nile?" And he Bmiles, and lifting bis brown arm. he says to you: "Look. I am as strong as Rameses the Great T" This familiar fame comes down through some 3220 years. Carved upon limestone and granite, now It seems engraven also on every Egyptian heart that beats not only with the movement of shadow, or is not burled In the black " .. .... , i , . , ifhn, nn Iti, soil icrunzect oy rxnpi. ahu - ordinate vanity prolong the- true triumph of genius and impress Its own view of itself upon the minds of mil lions. This Rameses Is believed to be the Pharaoh who oppressed the chil dren of Israel. Imagine the greatest figure in the world such a figure as this Rameses was In hl3 day with all might, all glory, all climbing power, all vigor, tenacity of purpose and granite strength of will concentrated within It, struck suddenly down and falling backward In a collapse whose thunder might shaka the vitals of the earth, and you have this prostrate colossus. Even now one seems to hear it fall, to feel the warm soil trembling beneath one's feet as one approaches It. A row of statues of enormous size, with arms crossed as If In resignation, glowing in the sun, in color not gold or amber, but a delicate desert yellow,' watch near It like servants of the dead.; On a slightly lower level than theirs it lies, and a little nearer the Nile. On y the upper half of the figure Is left, but its size Is really terrific. This colossus was 67 feet high. It weighed 800 tons. Eight hundred tons of syenite went to its making, and across the shoulders Its breadth is, or was, over 22 feet. But one does not think of measure-' ments as one looks upon it. It Is stu- pendous. That is obvious, and that Is enough. Nor does one think of its -fin- i ish, of its beautiful, rich color, of any, " of its details. One thinks of It as a, tremendous personage laid low, as the mightiest of the mighty fallen. One: thinks of It as the dead Rameses whose glory still looms over Egypt like a golden cloud that will not disperse. One thinks of It as the soul that com manded, and, lo there rose up above the sands, at the foot of the hills at Thebes, the exultant Ramesseum, A1I strong souls cry out secretly for liberty as for a sacred necessity of life. Liberty seems to drench the Rames seum. And all strong souls must exalt there. The sun has taken It as a be loved possession. No massy walls keep him out- No shield-shaped battle ments rear themselves up against the outer world as at Medlnet-Abu. No huge pylons cast down upon the ground thtlr forms in darkness. The stone glows with the sun. seems almost to have a soul glowing with the sense, the sun-ray sense, of freedom. The heart leaps up in the Ramesseum not frivol-, ously, but with a strange, sudden knowledge of the depths of passionate; Joy there are in life and In bountiful,' glorious nature. Instead of the strength; of a prison, one feels the ecstasy of space; Instead of the safety of In-; closure, the rapture of naked publicity.1 But the public to whom this place of the great king is consigned is a publio of Theban hills; of the sunbeams strik ing from them over the wide world toward the east; of light airs, of drift ing sand grains, of singing birds, and of butterflies with pure white wings. Tipping: situation " In New York. Whitman Bennett In the Bohemian. The waiter in the average first-class New York hotel ar restaurant, such as Sherry's, or the Knickerbocker, or the Holland House and In most of the oth er "nice"' places receives from the pro prietor . about $1 per day. The Income of the waiters In these places averages from $25 to 30 a week. The public smilingly pays the difference. The trouble with some of the large places Is that the work of engaging waiters and supervising them is handed over entirely to the bead waiters and favoritism takes the chance to creep in via the vest pocket The head wait ter has the same chance for "graft" apart from his own large tips for spe cial attention that cornea to any other subordinate boss In any other position. Because the peculiarity of his occupa tion forces him to indulge in the sin gularly bad taste of wearing full dress in the morning his morals are not es sentially different from those of other petty tyrants. Mr. Cleveland's "Last Words." Hartford Courant. The nublication of this article, "written by the last of the country's Democratic Presidents Just before his death, Is ona of the most interesting events of the year. We do not recall anything like it In the country's political history. What a Wonder! Indianapolis Star, m- v.4-ir ih.t tha hAnldnz experience ... i-1 ... . Dh.i,M hnve wa.ltrl in be or aai nioiuijr r . . set at naught by the powerful financial genius OI UKianomm.. "Raise the Ante." Los Angeles Times. T -v-i. ramhiAn inv thev will raise i j. i n ft' - j a corruption fund of M.OOO.00O to beat -.i w TJntrhe for Governor. Raise your ante, boys! The pot Is not big enough, for all tne Knaveo in your Why They Leave the Farm. New Tork Sun. Reepected air. we've found It out By aearch moat diligent: To every farmhouse roundabout And elsewhere too we went; We spared no time., no pains, no skill By Methods aan and wte. And our report to you might fill A book of wondroua s- But having aeen the things we saw And heard the things we heard. And having read the books of law We sum It in a word: The folks who leave Cthe quod erst) ' Are those who go away: The reason why they leave is that i They do not want to rtay! J. W. Foley.