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Kastern Business Office The S. C. Beek wilh Special Ageury New York, rooms 4H 60 Tribune building. Chicago, rooms 010-512 Tribune building. I-OKTU1X1), FRIDAY. JUNE 26. 1908. TOl IT NEVEI1 END? - The Iowa Republicans, who have Just held their state convention, chose Jlr. W. S. Hart for temporary chair man. Naturally Mr. Hart made a speech when he assumed the exalted dignity of his position. As reported In the papers, his speech consists of a series of words strung together with out much regard to grammar or sense. One's first thought in reading it Is that Mr. Hart was repeating, parrot like, some standpat formulas which he had committed to memory more or less defectively and which he did not understand. One's second thought confirms the first. Still, out of the confusion of his schoolboy rhetoric it is possible to extract a number of the stale old impostures of Dingleyism stated in the stale old phrases of the standpatters. He modifies their im potence a little by some reluctant con cessions to the revisionists, but clearly Mr. Hart Is joined to the tin god of protectionism until death pries him loose. When the tariff comes to be revised, he says, it will be done with a pre sumption in favor of the DIngley rates because they have caused "a high tide o! prosperity and progress for years." If the Dingley tariff caused the pros perity which we enjoyed up to last Fall, it also caused the adversity which we have enjoyed since. Like other fetiches, the tariff tries to claim credit for all the good In the world and lay the blame for the evil upon something else, but people are not to be fooled forever by such a scurvy trick. The fact is that the tariff has no more to do with the tide of pros perity than with the tide of the ocean. What It does accomplish is to sweep the fruits of a prosperity which it neither helps nor hinders Into the hands of a few privileged plutocrats and leave the rest of the population wondering why they have to work so hard and get so little for it. But, In spite of standpat Imposture, they are beginning to understand. We must have protection enough, declares Mr. Hart, "to Insure to the American laborer the highest wages In the world and to the American farmer the best market in the world." Did one evr hear lovelier pounding on the old brass kettle? Has any body ever heard of any laborer In any trade, art or craft whose wages have been raised by the tariff? Do not our protected tariff barons cut wages down to the lowest figure they possibly can without regard to the duties on their goods? What manufacturer ever made the Dingley tariff a reason for raising wages? What one ever hesi tated to cut wages because he was pro tected by a duty? Our privileged tariff barons buy their labor, as they do their raw material. In the cheapest market; but.it is a terrible crime when the rest of us ask for the right to buy our goods in the cheapest market. This is a case where sauce for the gan der is very far from being sauce for the goose, and the consumer Is the goose. Originally the tariff was not im posed to raise wages. It was imposed because wages were already high. The argument was that the manufacturer must be protected by a tariff or he could not pay the high wages which prevailed. But when he had his tariff securely fastened upon the country, then he began to shout that it had caused the high wages. Beautiful logic, is !t not? The Egyptian legend of alligators generating themselves in the mud of the Nile is sane compared with the idea of the tariff causing its own cause. The whole domain of theology has nothing to offer more in sulting to the reason. Does not every workingman in the country know per fectly well that if his wages are high it is because there are more jobs than there are competent men bidding for them? And if there are more men than jobs, will not wages be cut down though the tariff wall be as high as Haman's gibbet? Workingmen's votes cannot be won by talking to them as If they were half-witted. It Is time politicians began to revise those parts of their speeches which are designed to capture "labor and the farmers." Even sillier than his twaddle. to "la bor" is Mr. Hart's sop to the farmers. The tariff gives them high prices, for sooth. How much has the tariff to do with the price of Hood River apples? If the tariff fixed the price of apples the wormy trees of Clackamas County ought to be as profitable as the care fully nurtured orchards of Hood River. Are they? The farmer gets high prices by producing an excellent article, to begin with. But that is only part of the story. He has to overcome the wiles of the middleman. He has to advertise. In short, he has to fight his way with persevering in telligence and dauntless courage. The tariff does not help him an atom. If the Dingley tariff makes high prices for the farmers, why are they forming unions all over the country to make high prices for themselves? Weary, dreary, foolish old Impostures. How long, oh Lord, how long, will the poli ticians continue to assault our ears with them? - Perhaps the miscarriages of justice of which complaint is so frequently made might be less frequent if the best people of a community would re gard serving on the jury more In the light of a duty than as something to be avoided wherever possible. The responsible business man who loses a case in court on account of the char acter of the jury Is loud in his protest against the kind of men that are in the jury-box. Any attempt, however, to get the same business man on a Jury usually ends In failure. This aversion to serving on a jury was strikingly shown in the recent third trial of Walton. A special effort was made to get good,, reliable business men on the jury, and nut of twenty five names submitted it was possible to get but one man. " That man has large business interests which require his attention, but he would not forget that he also owed a duty to society, and accordingly served through the three-day trial from which two dozen of his fellow business men had been excused. O. SANCTA SIMPLICITAS! Caught in the sticky fly paper of Statement No. 1, Mr. A. H. Eaton, of Lane County, who was elected to the Legislature on "Hie statement," ac knowledges his plight, but admits he can't get loose; so he will not flap and buzz in the effort, but simply will "stick." Perhaps this is wise. At all events, it is for him to decide. He offers this, in ex(Ianation and excul pation: I worked for Mr, Fulton in the primaries' and for Mr. Cake In the general election. The people of Oregon preferred Mr. Chamberlain to my choice, and I shall vote to ratify their selection when the time comes in the legis lature. The eminent gentleman evidently has not carefully examined his own mind. He says "the peope of Oregon preferred Mr. Chamberlain to his choice." Did they? No; for his choice was Mr. Fulton; who, however, was beaten in the primary by Demo cratic votes cast for Mr. Cake, and then these same voters turned to Chamberlain and beat Cake, the next move in the bunco game. It was aid ed by Mr. Chamberlain's pose a a Vnon-partisan." Yet it was a trans parent bunco game from the begin ning, absolutely sure to result the way It did. It In just as well, perhaps, that the people of Oregon, by initiative and referendum, have taken the power of legislation, and of representative ac tion, out of the hands of persons so gullible as Mr. Eaton. But has Mr. Eaton his "choice" for Senator? No. He has allowed the strap-game artists to bunco him out of it, and he con fesses that he is helpless. O, saneta slmplicitas! But why should It be necessary for some people to have a lesson in every bunco game going? IT MAKES THINGS PLAIN. It does terribly hurt the Bryan De mocracy to be reminded of the cour age and sagacious conduct of Grover Cleveland, and; to hear the tributes paid by the country to his high quail ties. The principal Democratic paper of Oregon, Bryan and silver to the core, and fierce In its feeling against the President who opened a way through a riotous Chicago mob, against the remonstrance of Governor Altgeld, for the mails and commerce of the United States, says of Mr. Cleveland: He was a solid rather than a bright man, and depended chiefly, as in fact the Presi dents since have done, on J. Pierpont Mor gan for his financial policy. . . . Mr. Cleveland had eound political ideas on most subjects, and meant to Berve the people well, and in general did so, but his sympathies with the common people were academic and abstract, rather than warm-blooded and active. . . . History will not write him down as a great man. but as one who filled a great ofilce according to his highest con ception of duty. He hadn't the Bryan-Altgeld con ception, indeed; hence his Inestimable service to his country', and his last ing fame. Nothing could so clearly illustrate the present political situation, and the attitude of parties towards each other and towards main questions, as what now appears in the press of the country concerning the late President Cleveland. SURPLUS OF SHIPS. Sentiment favorable to a ship sub sidy has always been easy to create in the interior states, remote from salt water. Almost any kind of an appeal in the name of the old flag has suc ceeded in securing from the commer cial organizations of interior cities resolutions favoring a ship subsidy. The promotion of ship subsidy senti ment under such circumstances in lo calities where the actual working of the business is unfamiliar is not a difficult matter, .and there is a tend ency to excuse, on the grounds of ig norance, those who indorse the graft. But out here on the Pacific, where there is always more shipping than there is business for it, we cannot re gard the problem from other than a strictly business standpoint. Every man on the Pacific Coast who has oc casion to charter a ship to engage in the foreign trade knows that he can obtain all of the tonnage that can be utilized at rates so low that there is not the slightest possibility of trade being hampered in any way by either high rates or scarcity of tonnage. In the face of such conditions Mr. J. H. Bloedel, of Belllngham, in a speech before the National Lumber Manufacturers' Association at Minne apolis, Indulged in the customary wall over the decadence of the American merchant marine. "To utilize the Panama Canal and the waterways we must have ships," said Mr. Bloedel, and, continuing, he asserted: "A reasonable ship subsidy bill for ships in the foreign trade, together with less drastic coasting laws, wilf produce them. There is either .too much pro tection or not enough; open the door or subsidize the. ships. Japan, which has grown in tonnage from a few junks in 1890 to near second place among shipping nations, can tell us how." .The natural inference of Middle Westerners who listened to rtr. Bloe del's talk would be that we were poor ly supplied with ships, otherwise there would be no reason for asserting that "we must have ships." And yet there has never been a period In the history of the Pacific Coast lumber trade when ocean freights are so low as at the present time, and even at the beg garly rates at which the vessels are offering to carry freight to any and all parts of the world there is such a great surplus of tonnage that both steam and sail vessels are leaving the Pacific Coast in ballast to search for cargoes elsewhere. Mr. Bloedel, him self a lumber shipper, should have been familiar with these conditions, and he was in an excellent position to explain to the less-informed people of the Middle West that there is no lack of shipping facilities at any Pacific Coast ports. It is unnecessary for us to appeal to Japan for information regarding the best method of upbuilding our mer chant marine, for It is generally known that the merchant marine of Japan, like that of England, Germany, Norway and other progressive mari time nations has been built up by the liberal government policy which per mits the citizens to buy ships where they are the cheapest, and, instead of denying them new registry under the flag of the owner's country, as is the policy of the United States, the ships are welcomed. It is regrettable that a Pacific Coast man should have over looked an opportunity to set the East ern lumber manufacturers right on the ship subsidy question. THE ETEKNAIj 'EMININE. That woman is a puzzling creature has already been remarked by sundry sages, but we desire to repeat it for the sake of emphasis. Though an an gel of mercy, at least In fiction, she does things sometimes which would mar the reputation of Beelzebub or Moloch. Perhaps she does not know how wicked they are, but if she does ,not know she ought to learn. Con sider her bonnet, for example. Be hold the dead birds upon it. Behold the plumes plucked from sea . fowls slain upon the nest and their' young left to perish. Reconcile these relics of death and slaughter with her an gelic character if you can. . Women for the adornment of their headgear have annihilated the Florida seafowl," the heron, the ibis, and all the others. Such birds probably do more than all ' Other scavengers to gether to avert disease from the world by devouring offal. But what Is the health of the nations compared with the elegance of a woman's bonnet? The slaughter has been carried on ruthlessly and with abhorrent cruelty for years in the face of exposure and protest until now the bird life of Flor ida Is virtually extinct. The birds are killed by the agents of a mammoth corporation which furnishes plumes and corpses to the milliners to be fastened upon bonnets and the bon nets are then worn upon heads which are commonly supposed to teem with beautiful and gentle emotions. Sup pose the next dead bird you see perched funereally above a woman's head could tell the story of its own slaughter and the death of Its un fledged nestlings from cold and hun ger. Would not the tale enhance the elegance of the woman's attire? The professional plume-hunters are exterminating the bird life of the world, and the women of the world are aiding and abetting the crime. If no plumes were worn on bonnets none would be sought by the hunters. Why cannot the fair sex resf content with ostrich feathers and roosters' tails to beautify their heads? NEW PHASE OF OFFICIAXDOM. Here is something new under the sun at least new under the sun while it shines on the State of Oregon. A board of Normal School visitors has been sent to investigate the condition of the several normal schools of the state and to report what they ob served. The visitors watched the work of the instructors and then made a written report of the capability and efficiency of each Instructor, giving one credit for having "excellent ability," another for having "knowledge of the subject but lack, of method In present ing it," while of a third it is said that "he has little to do and does that poorly." The purpose of this infor mation is to enable the Board of Re gents to act advisedly in electing in structors for the normal schools for the ensuing year, and, presumably, the report will be of value in this regard. , If the board of visitors has been cor rect in its judgment as to the qualifi cations of the forty or fifty instruct ors employed in state normal schools their report should result in the em ployment of a more efficient corps of teachers for next year. But this new idea in ascertaining and declaring the fitness of men and women for the positions they hold in public employment is not likely to meet unanimous approval. What, for instance, will be thought of this re port by the normal school Instructor who has been classed as "methods poor, obsolete; Instruction lacks thor oughness"? This gentleman, or lady, is not likely to approve of- the inno vation, nor will his or her friends and relatives. Moreover, there, are many people in the state in the employ of the public in various capacities who will look with disfavor upon the new scheme, even though It does not di rectly affect them. Where Is this thing going to stop? If the plan of investigating and reporting upon nor mal school instructors works well, will it be extended to all lines of public employment? Shall we have a board of visitors of county offices who will go prowling about County Courthouses in the thirty-three counties of the state? Is it In the programme to have a re port which will say that the clerk of county is "thirty days behind in writing up his court journal," that the Recorder of county is "care less in keeping safely the deeds In trusted to him," that the Treasurer of 'county '"gets interest on county funds," that the Assessor of county "believes water powers carrf be assessed and wants to encourage railroad building by making low as sessments"? Are reports of this kind the legitimate outcome of the plan'of sending a board df visitors to inspect the work of normal schools? If o, then It is a safe guess that there is some, opposition coming. . The more one thinks about it the more evident it becomes that this new idea is un-American. What right has a board of visitors to come snooping around an office for a few days and go away and report that the Incum bent "has little to do and does that poorly"? There is nothing In the Con stitution of the United States or of the State of Oregon that authorizes such a proceeding. It is a fundamental principle of our Government that a public office is a public trust, and when the people have elected a man to office, directly or indirectly, it is conclusively presumed that they are willing to trust him to perform the du ties properly without any officious vis itor prying Into methods or manners. And yet this scheme, may not be without Its merits. After all, a board of visitors is part of officialdom. While this board of normal school visitors seems to have done its work impar tially and with utmost sincerity, may it not be possible that when a board of county visitors shall be created It will realize the moral -obligations of official courtesy? Is there not a tacit understanding that all public em ployes should "stand in"? Then would it not be an advantage to public offi cials to have such a board, by means of which certificates of good character and ability could be obtained and through which could be secured such reports as "overworked; needs an ad ditional stenographer"? There are two sides to every question, even 1 thouirh everv msn's choice of sides ! may be influenced by his point of view. A Mukden cable reports that evi dence has beven obtained from official sources of the operation of a system by which Japanese commerce in Man churia has secured general exemption from inland taxes. China, which was bulldozed into giving up these con cessions, has been keeping the matter a secret for fear of reprisals from the other countries which have continued to pay the taxes. This is thoroughly iji keeping with the entire Japanese policy in Manchuria. The "open door" of -which we have heard so much has swung for Japanese trade, and wher ever it was possible to do so- without causing trouble it has been slammed in the face of other nations which en deavored to do business in Manchuria, So many of these tricks of a tricky na tion are coming to light that there is something more than a possibility that the rest of the world may yet unite on a trade policy in the Far East that will leave Japan in the same position, in which that country now seeks to place the rest of the world. Murder -and torture must be serious offenses in Russia, and the govern ment apparently endeavors to "make the punishment fit the crime." Sen tences were handed down at St.. Pe tersburg yesterday for the murderers who took part in the Jewish massacre at Bialystok in 1905, when eleven Christians and seventy-three Jews were killed, and -more than 100 wounded. Fifteen of the accused were acquitted, thirteen others received from six months to one year impris onment, and one lone murderer was given the fearful penalty of three years in prison. There is a possibility that these sentences were made severe because the patriotic Russians failed to kill as many Jews as were included in the list of wounded. According to the Baker City Herald, that section of Oregon "is knee-deep in history" and some of It is soon to be celebrated. "The basis of fact for the celebration," saysthe jubilant Herald, "will be taken from Tennyson's beau tiful story of Astoria." No doubt on that happy occasion 'the Baker City schoolgirls will recite choice extracts from Washington Irving's beautiful poems "Maud" and "The Princess," while the boys will act a scene from Joaquin Miller's beautiful play enti tled "Hamlet." Some of us can ap preciate literature even if we know nothing about it. There is a strike on in. an East Side shipyard because the proprietor will pay no higher wage scale for work on the Port of Portland boats than for other wrork. These shipwrights must have" been watching other men who obtain their""spending money from the Portland taxpayers and do not seem to think it necessary to return the same equivalent of labor that they would give to a private employer. In other words, the municipality is regarded as a legitimate object for graft. Harvest has commenced in soie of the early districts of the Inland Em pire, the barley crop btng first on the list, with Winter wheat far enough along to be ready to cut in some sec tions very early in July. Reports on the condition and probable out-turn are conflicting, but conservative esti mates indicate a crop of approximate ly EO. 000, 000 bushels of wheat, which is a falling off of but 15 per cent from the record yield of last year. Yale has made J. PC Morgan a doc tor of laws for his heroic efforts to check the panic. This is about the same as if a bad boy who had set fire to the house should be given a Bible for pumping a pail of water to pour on the flames. What a splendid moral force our higher institutions of learning sometimes exercise. A Roosevelt Democrat or Republi can is a Taft Democrat or Republican. For Taft Is Roosevelt's candidate. Now since Governor Chamberlain was for Roosevelt, why shouldn't he be also for Taft? It is a question passing round among "Statement No. 1 Re publicans" who have been elected to the Legislature. -C The swimming baths having been taken over by the city government, suppose the weather clerk tries his hand at producing conditions that will cause the first naked youngster to shout the welcome cry: "Come in boys, the water's fine!" Chicago reports an excess of tem perature for 190S of 5G degrees. Chi cago had to do something handsome in the nature of a record-breaker for the late convention, but it was rather overdoing it to pile up that excess all In one week. Secretary Loeb is at pains to explain that young Roosevelt is merely going to work for the steel trust on his per sonal merits as a common laborer. His father will be out of a job after March 4, .1909, and hay must be made while the sun shines. t Next month our neighbor, the City of Vancouver, will entertain the press associations of Oregon, Washington and Alaska. Which is but the curtain-raiser of publicity for which the North Bank road is responsible. It may be said of an accident at Se attle where a man was killed by a lump of Ice falling on his head that It gave reality to a punster's ancient re mark that he died of hard drink. If the present City Council desires to win popularity, let it pass an ordi nance to prevent rapacious dealers from selling water-soaked, carbonless, fir under the name of firewood. The City Council, at the Inspiration of the liquor dealers, votes to keep the Conrad give in business. One more step In the great saloon movement to reform itself from the inside. The Denver platform, we are told, will "declare for strict railway regula tion." What's the matter with the great Bryan plan of Government own ership? Wood trust or no wood trust, Port land householders are certain to be forced to pay more for fuel thi3 Win ter than it Is worth. Gallstones is a very troublesome complaint. No one has ever heard that they ever worried Mr. Bryan. LOUISIANA REJECTS PROHIBITION State That Contain Large Cities Mast Work Local Option. New York Evening Mail. The Southern advocates of prohibi tion have no reason to be discouraged by their defeat, .this week, in the Louisiana Legislature, where a bill to submit state-wide prohibition to a popular vote was defeated. 58 to 47. Since our recent notices of the progress of the movement, Louisiana has turned over her largest parish, Calcasieu, to the "dry" column, and a majority of her parishes are now without saloons, ytia is the case in several other Southern states not yet entirely won trora tne "wets." And it must be noted that no large city is included within the boundaries of states that have adopted prohibition. Atlanta. Ga., big as it seems at a distance, had less than 100,000 popula tion in 1!)0D; Portland, Me., Is half as big, and so is Kansas City, Kan. Mo bile, Ala., has barely 30,000 people. Lowell and Cambridge, in Massachu setts, are larger than Atlanta, and so are Albany and Scranton and Los Angeles and Portland, Or., not to men tion Paterson and New Haven and Syracuse. Yonkers is as big a town as the dry Portland and Kansas City. But ew Orleans, in Louisiana, is a different proposition. It has 300,300 inhabitants, and is the twelfth city of the country. Its people are cosmopoli tan, its habits metropolitan. To force prohibition upon it would be a danger ous experiment, because the law would be likely to be Ignored, with resulting demoralization in the city itself and in other parishes and states. The movement against Intoxicants has advanced, however, there as else where. The same house ' that def eated a proposition to abolish saloons adopt ed an act that is likely to close many of them and lessen the evils of the rest. The license tax is to be doubled, and games, music and other entertain ments are to be prohibited in saloons. If Inebriety is still to be permitted, in Louisiana, it is to be made as unat tractive as possible. The prohibition leaders declare that they will try again two years hence to extend their law over all Louisiana. They may succeed; but we are inclined to think that their wiser course will be to conquer the country parishes and permit New Orleans to work out Its own salvation under high license and rigid regulation. IS THE SOUTH DEMOCRATIC f But If It Isn't. What . Fart of the Country isf New York World, Iem. In an editorial "How the South Views Judge Taft" the Atlanta Consti tution says: And while the Constitution and the Southern States, speaking by and large, maintain a political allKnment antagonistic to Judge Taft, we risk few contradictions in stating; that the dominant element In this section will view his nomination as the wisest and most acceptable choice that could have been made by the party so far as the interests of the South and the Na tion are concerned. The affiliations of the Constitution and the Southern States are too well known to require elaboration. But should the Demo cratic party fail of success at the polls next November, we believe observant Southerners will regard the accession of Judge Taft to the Presidency with confident complacency. For years the South, In spite of a theoretical reverence . for Jeffersonian principles and a theoretical detestation of centralization, has been a hot-bed of Rooseveltlsm. Nobody need be astonished at the Constitution's Intima tion that this affectionate regard for Theodore Roosevelt will be trans ferred to Mr. Roosevelt's successor. Is the South really Democratic? " To be sure it votes the Derhocratic ticket, but does it retain much of its former interest lnthe welfare of the Demo cratic party and the preservation of true Democratic principles? A negative answer might explain the South's attitude toward Mr. Bryan and its languid Indifference to all practical proposals looking toward the rehabilitation of the Democratic party. Railroad Use of Iron and Steel. From the Iron Trade Review. Our recent editorial headed "Rail road Facilities or Railroad Buying" has brought some queries to this office relative to the proportion of our iron and steel output which Is normally con sumed by the railroads. Years ago, say up to the past ten years. It was the common estimate that the railroads consumed, in one way or another, about half the Iron and steel output of the country. What has been their pro portion in the past two years, the greatest In the Iron trade's history, with a pig iron production, respective ly, of 25,307,191 and 25,781,361 tons? The totals show that of 19,400,000 gross tons of rolled iron and steel the railroads take about 7,500,003 tons, or a trifle under 89 per cent, that of some 7.300,000 gross tons of Iron and steel castings they take a trifle under 20 per cent, and that of the grand total of all rolled and cast iron and steel, 26,700,00') gross tons, they take 8,903, 000 tons, or exactly one-third. There Is no question that ten or fif teen years ago the proportion was more than one-half, possibly reaching two thirds. Indeed, ' we are advised that just recently an official of a prominent steel company made the statement to a representative gathering of iron and steel manufacturers that "the railroads of the country consume about 60 per cent of the iron and steel products." That statement was absolutely incor rect, but it shows hdw the old Impres sion has survived through changes in the channels of consumption of which Iron and steel manufacturers ought to have kept closer track. The change is due largely to the growth of general demand for the lighter products. Alto gether, It would appear that the im portance of railroad buying, as fore shadowing the future of the iron and steel trade, is being overestimated in current thought. An Alert Bridegroom. Washington Star. "Alert?" said Senator Hopkins of a colleague the other day. "Why, he is as alert and clever as the Aurora bridegroom. "You know how bridegrooms, setting off on the honeymoon, forget their brides and buy tickets only for them selves? Well, that is what this bride groom did In Aurora, and when his wife said to him, 'Why, you only bought one ticket, dear!' he answered readily: "By Jove! I never thought of myself.' " A FEW SQCtBS. Patience I hear your sister's been fret ting married again and gone to house keeping? Patrice Tee, she has. And how does she like her new flat? Yonkers Statesman. "What a distlng-ulshed-looklng man Lord Muttlnchoppe is. I wonder if he Is over here looking for an American wife?" "Why, of courpe not! mdn't you know he Is very wealthy ?' Judge. "How did your husband get out s the building after he had located the gas leak?" asked the reporter. "As nearly as he could remember It afterward," said the woman, "tie went out through the roof." Chicago Tribune. "An; Weary, wot Is it you wants de most In all dis wide, wide world?" "A square meal. Dippy." "An" wot Is it you wants de least?" "De Vice-Presidency, Dippy." Cleveland Plain-Dealer. "It's so ridiculous," said Cholly. "to say that 'clothes make. the man. Indeed?" remarked M16S Wise. "Yaas. Tou see. if a fellow like me didn't have such lots of clothes be wouldn't need a man." Phila delphia Press. Tom t don't think I'll marry Miss Hold ing after all. Jack But I thought you were quite fond of her? Tom Well. I used to be, but I'm getting tired of hearing her say "no" every time I propose to her. Chicago Dally News Comment on the Republican Convention Newspapers of Both Political Parties Speak Favorably of Mr. Taft's Nomination, and the Platform. His Nomination Means Election. St. Louis (Mo.) Times. The nomination of Mr. Taft would seem to mean election. The Secretary of War springs into the arena admira bly equipped for a winning contest. Mr. Taft Stronger Than Mr. Bryan. New York Telegraph. Taft is a strong man. Whom can the Democrats nominate who will stand any show of beating him? Not Bryan, cer tainly. Mr. Taft, a Second Choice. Buffalo (N. Y.) News. Let it be admitted first and last that the choice of William H. Taft for Pres ident was the second choice of the Re publican majority of the American peo ple. The first choice yesterday, the day before and for a thousand days before was Theodore Roosevelt- Xff Doubt of Ills Capacity. Baltimore News, Ind. The more the public knows of Mr. Taft the better it likes him. Over shadowed as he has been by the re markable achievements and popularity of President Roosevelt, there has been no doubt of his capacity worthily to fill the great office to which he aspires. Mr. Taft Is So Man's Man. Indianapolis Star, Rep. People who know Mr. Taft smile over the idea that he is any man's man. That he is In harmony with the princi ples and policies for which President Roosevelt stands is. of course, a fact, but this is because he is himself en lightened and progressive and not be cause he is simply following a leader. "Just Send for Mr. Taft." Philadelphia Public Ledger, Ind. In Cuba, in Panama, In Japan. It has been necessary only to "send for Taft." Misunderstandings are cleared up and difficulties vanish before this gracious personality, this calm, clear, disentang ling mind. His intellectual integrity and disinterestedness have been as un mistakable as his quiet strength, his unswerving sense of Justice, his abso lute honesty. Mr. Taft the Strongest Candidate. New Orleans Times-Democrat, Dem. Next to Mr. Roosevelt himself. Sec retary Taft Is probably the strongest candidate whom the Republicans could have nominated, but it can hardly be denied that he owes his strength, as he undoubted owes his nomination, to the President's popularity rather t-han hisown, and to the Impression, indus triously fostered by Mr. Roosevelt him self, that he will carry out the Roose velt policies. Has Never Disappointed Expectancy. Philadelphia Press, Rep. In alt our history only two or three Presidents have come to the Presidential chair with a preparation as complete or a mastery as visible of the problems of the Presidency, the fruit of experience, action and achievement. Mr. Taft's nom ination follows the proved deeds of a life spent in the public service, where he has never failed in a task, and has never disappointed expectancy, high as his own record has made the expectation of men. Holds Confidence of American People. Boston Herald, Ind. -Dem. Mr. Taft in ability, integrity and in every phase of his character, measures up to the high standard of American Presidents. He has been tried in re sponsible places and at no time has been found wanting. He holds, as he deserves to hold, the confidence of the American people. There is no oppor tunity to challenge his past perform ance or to doubt the success of any fu ture performance that may be required of him. Praises Republicans for Choice. Washington (D. C.) Herald. Ind. A man of clean personal life, of dem onstrated capacity for doing things, and a full-blooded American, Mr. Taft's worthiness to carry the standard of his party in the coming quadrennial cam paign is not to be disputed in any quarter- To the extent that in choosing for its leadership a broad minded man of character, capacity and achievements the Republican party safe guards the future, it is entitled to all praise and commendation. Taft the Man of the Hour. New York Times, Dem. Quite aside from his relation to the President, Mr. Taft is the man of the hour because he has high qualifications. In respect to brains and character, which are fundamentals of fitness, he Is emi nent. The country knows him well, and he knows the country thoroughly. Mr. Taft has long had the run of the execu tive field, where his services have been most intelligent and valuable, and before that he sat tipon the bench. Judicial experience and the judicial habit of mind are first rate qualities in a President. Tlme-Trlcd and Task-Tested. New York Globe, Rep. The Republican party Is to present ns its candkiate a man better equipped bar none than anyone it has ever ottered for this high office. Judge, administrator, ne gotiator, expert on foreign as well as do mestic affairs, intimately acquainted with practically every department of the Gov ernment, and equally efficient whether the problem to be solved Is executive, leg islative or judicial it seems as If a kindly Providence had been specially preparing this man, although he knew It not, for the exalted functions he is to exercise. No experiment, but time-tried and task-tested, Is William Howard Taft. With Mr. Bryan as Rival, Mr. Taft Wins New York World, Dem. William H. Taft Is the next President of the United States provided the Demo cratic National, Convention nominates Wrilllam J. Bryan. It Is an office for which Air. Taft has conspicuous qualifica tions. iut, best of all. his nomination means the end of Roosevelt and Roose veltlsm. It means the end of the Roose velt reign of terror and the restoration of the Presidency to Its historical dignity under the Constitution. Even Andrew Johnson, In his periods of sobriety, had more innate respect for the offlca Itself, for its traditions and for appearances than Mr. Roosevelt has shown. Never be fore was there such a lawless Presionnt. Never before was the Presidency so delib erately lowered to- gratify a love for studied and sensational theatrlcallsm. Ideal and Aeeeptab.c Candidate. Baltimore Sun, Ind. Dem. From Mr. Roosevelt's point of view Mr. Taft must be regarded as the ideal nom inee. Prom the point of view of all Re publicans who are in accord with Mr. Roosevelt's alms and purposes and ad mire and applaud his achievements, Mr. Taft mtist be regarded as an acceptable candidate for the Presidency. . . . All that the American people know of Mr. Taft. the man, Is to his credit. He Is big of brain as well as of body, an honest, wholesome, likable American, who has all the qualities which inspire respect and confidence as between man and man. . . . When Mr. Taft's activities in pub lic life are considered it will be seen that he has had varied .experiences, that he has had opportunities for familiarizing himself with some of the most important concerns and, Interests of the National Government Mr. Taft, of "Very I.lttle Friction. Buffalo (N. Y.) Express. At all events Sir. Taft will make tho kind of President who will pet alona; with very little friction. People w'.io uo not agree with him will still like him. Will Vnlte the Moderate Radicals. Providence (R. I.) Journr.l. Ind. Rep. The point for present consjd.-ratinn Is that Mr. Taft has an almost unprecedent ed opportunity for uniting the moderato radicals upon a programme of reform without revolution. Yea. a Second Mr. Roosevett. Richmond (Va.) Times-Dispatch, Dem. Mr. Taft has been a most capable and high-minded public servant. Should he become President the Nation will have no cause to regret that Mr. Roosevelt has preferred Mr. Taft to himself. Kills Position of Ideal Candidate. Baltimore American, Rep. Taft's superb vote is the finest possible Indorsement of his fitness as tha leader In this campaign. He fulfills every re quirement of the ideal candidate. He Is a platform in himself. His character Is flawless, his record Is one long succession of brilliant services. Mr. Taft and His Heritage. Louisville (Ky.) Courier-Journal, Ind Dem. Mr. Taft goes before the country as the Republican nominee for the Presi dency on a platform of well-written Re publican Pharisaism the Pharisaism which constitutes his party's chief claim to being the party of "God and morality." Doubts Mr. Taft's Ability to Win. Pittsburg (Pa.) Post. Ind. Dem. By arrogant executive dictation and cal lous spurning of every decent political method, by the lavish expenditure of an cestral wealth. William H. Taft. of Ohio, has been named as the Presidential can didate by Republican appointees of the. party's sole proprietor. It will astound if the result be. his election. A Bfft, Broad, Patriotic American. Atlanta (Ga.) Constitution, Dem. Viewed from tho standpoint of the op position party, the nomination of such a man can be but gratifying, for It carries with it the certainty that even If th Republicans are to win, the country will have in the executive chair for four years more a big, broad, patriotic American of whom the whole Nation will have cause to be proud. Halls Taft as a Sane Moderate. Chattanooga (Tenn.) Times. Mr. Taft is deservedly popular with the sound and sober men of all parties, and while he may lose some of the more radical of his own party he will attract those from Democracy who will regard him as a sane moderate between the ex tremes of Bryanlsm and Rooseveltlsm and the ultra-conservatism of the cor porate Interests. Mr. Taft as Good as Elected. Philadelphia (Pa.) Enquirer, Rep. Taken from the Federal bench against his will, Mr. Taft has served in many capacities and has always been a wheelhorse of tha administration. In abilities, In character, in temperament and in achievement, he represents the very bet of American manhood, and If elected, as he almost certainly will be, will be a righteous and sane ruler of the Nation. An Extension of Roosevelt Rule. North American, Ind. Rep. The National Republican platform la not all that we wished for. It Is more than we hoped' for. It is a substantial pledge that the policies of the Roose velt administration -shall be preserved, perpetuated and extended. In every es sential clause it serves notice that tho party has broken from the domination of the reactionaries and stands permanently opposed to the predatory Interests and their political servants. Public Man of Ail-Round Competency. New York Tribune. Mr. Taft Is an administrator, negotiator and pacificator who has proved his tact and skill In many difficult fields, and his all-round competency as a public man equals. If it does not exceed, that of such earlier noted exemplars of versatil ity of statesmanship as Albert Gallatin, James Madison and John Quincy Adams. Mr. Taft is Just as admirably fitted to ba Chief Justice of the Supreme Court or a leader In either branch of Congress as ha Is to fulfill the duties of the Presidency. Hearstlsm With Dolorous 'Whine. New York Journal. Dem. The Legislative functions of the Gov ernment need no more fear their election certificates, and courts and Governors and Judges may resume the even tenor of their ways for Taft, even though ha should be elected, has not the courage, tli backbone that the present one has. This legatee Is nbt a lion, nor has hj eaten of the heart of David. Wherefore we rejoice, and upon an Instrument of a thousand strings and upon the psaltery and upon harps with musical sound we shall play, a Nation shall play. And heaven help us! Plnnncd to' Meet Any Emergency. Boston Globe, Dem. While conceding that the Republi cans have taken as their candidate a man of high character, winning tem perament and exemplary Industry, it would be ungracious not to admit that it would be futile to assail their in geniously constructed platform. Tho hand of a master workman Is seen in the selection of every plank and in tho arranging of them into a structure de signed to bear the maximum strain of party glorification and the maximum weight of human credulity. Evidently It was planned to meet any emergency. Better Than Democratic Opponent. Springfield Republican, Ind. Dem. Mr. Taft'K candidacy, however, has now bet r launched under circumstances which have emphasized to an extreme decree the debt he owes to President Hoosevolt for his nomination and also the fact that he Is accepted by the Republicans of th. Western and Far Western states on tho understanding that Rooseveltlsm will con tinue to be the root principle of Federal administration. .Mr. Taft's personal fit ness for the Presidency is universally conceded, and the fact constitutes the strongest rea-son why many independent voters ,wlll prefer him to his probablo Democratic opponent. ' Taft, Accomplice of Prosperity. New York Sun. Ind. Kep. It Is a great relief, too, to find that nothing has been put in the platform which precludes the possibility of Mr. Taft's election. He is not committer! by it to any well-defined form of sacrilege in respect of the Constitution or of the --courts. We san see no reason why he should not prove, following the natural Inclination of the sort of man that he is. the very accomplice of good feeling and prosperity. "Jim" Sherman, the nomineo for the Vice-Presidency, has been iden tified long and profitably with those ele ments of indecency and corruption which have brought the Republican party in this state to Its present deplorahle pass. It can be said, at best, that the conven tion made a stupid choice. It might have taken OdeLLI