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Eastern Business Office The S. C. "Beck with Special Agency ,eff York, rooms 48 60 Tribune building. Chicago, rooms 510-512 Tribune building. PORTLAND, TIICRSDAT, JUNE 25. 1908. GROVEK CLEVELAND, A man who performed services to his country at a critical time scarcely excelled by more than two or three of our Presidents, was Grover Cleveland. He was the man for a crisis, and he had at once the intelligence, the pur pose and the firmness to do his work. His first term as President won him no great distinction; it was in his second term that his opportunity appeared. He was, indeed, the man to turn a cri sis in the country's affairs into oppor tunity to serve it. No man of clearer vision, in a peculiar crisis, or more resolute to meet the demands of an occasion, has ever appeared in our af fairs. His second election was one of 'the fortunate incidents in the history of the United States. President Harrison, whom he suc ceeded in 1893, was as clear-sighted and as resolute; but he could not have done what Cleveland did, because of the attitude of political parties at the time. Harrison could not have pre vented loss of the gold standard, slump to silver and utter financial "and in dustrial wreck threatened by the fatu ous silver policy, to which both par ties had contributed during nearly twenty years, but the Democratic more than the Republican. About one third of the Republicans in Congress were silverites, and a strong majority of the Democrats; but President Cleveland, by his force of character, was able to divide his party on the Question and bring about one-half of it to support of the gold standard. Thus, with the help of the greater part of the Republican minority, repeal of the act by which immense sums of silver had been bought for years, and legal-tender notes issued on the so called dollars upon a false ratio, was secured. It divided the Democratic party, but it laid the groundwork of recovery from the panic, and saved the money and credit and business of the country. Only a man of soundest Judgment and firmest resolution could have done such a work. To Grover Cleveland, for this .act, the country owes an immense debt. He had the Judgment and the courage. Under a storm of obloquy he sold bonds for gold, to tide over. the crisis, preserving the credit of the country and Its busi ness from utter collapse, till the gold standard was finally affirmed by the declaration of the country In the elec tion of 1896. In all our history the act of no statesman has been more completely vindicated by results, and by the recognition of his countrymen, than that of Grover Cleveland in rid ding the country of the financial falla cies that attended the silver flat-money propaganda. Many members pf Mr. Cleveland's party assert that he was only nomi nally a Democrat. But he was"a Dem ocrat of the Jacksonlan description. He was a firm believer in authority and in National authority, and when at the head of the Government knew how to assert It and employ it. Labor strikes had completely paralyzed the movement of commerce and mails through Chicago and other important centers. Attempts to move trains led to riots, In which much property and many lives were destroyed. The men of the unions and their sympathizers had, by violence, put a complete em bargo on travel, on movement of merchandise and carriage of the mails; and the embargo was enforced, day by day, with bloody violence. Governor Altgeld, of Illinois, who had been carried into office on the same wave that bore Cleveland In, would do nothing, perhaps could do nothing, to restore order and open the way to movement, of trains. But President Cleveland did. Nor was "obstruction" of the mails the only ground of his fearless action. He announced through Attorney-General Olney his determi nation to overcome, if necessary by use of all the means and instruments which the Constitution and laws had placed In his hands, "all resistance -to government functions as related to transportation of the mails, the oper ation of interstate commerce and the preservation of the property of the United States." Governor Altgeld pro tested; President Cleveland merely telegraphed him, in substance, to get out of the way; that he had sent Fed eral troops to Chicago, upon proof that "the mails had been obstructed and that conspiracies existed against commerce between the states." Fur ther, "To meet these conditions, which are clearly within the province of Federal authority, the presence of Federal troops in Chicago is deemed necessary." The contest was short, sharp and decisive. The "injunction" that the great labor trust had laid upon the movements of commerce and transportation of the mails was "dis solved" shot to pieces very quickly. At Sacramento a like conspiracy dis appeared like mist, before the ap proach of the Federal troops. No hold-up of the kind has been attempt ed since, and precedents were estab lished which will keep the commerce and mails moving against any future effort to obstruct them. Such was Mr. Cleveland's view of public duty, and of the requirements, of public authority. It set a large section of his party in furious array against him; and because he was a Democrat, most Republicans were lit tle inclined to support him. Yet he was the man for his time, 'if such there can ever be, more popular, however, since he retired from office than he ever was in it. A man of de termination, energy, force and Judg ment he was; open indeed to criti cism in many matters, yet sure of a place among the few who have served best the people of the United States. Entirely characteristic of Grover Cleveland was his intromission in Gret Britain's affair with Vene zuela, In 1895. It was an affair that almost threatened war between Great Britain and the United States. Great Britain had asserted an old claim to territory adjoining British Guiana, but held by Venezuela. It was assumed by President Cleveland that Great Britain's attempt to extend her bound ary line was a violation of the Monroe Doctrine. Never did Theodore Roose velt flourish "the big stick" as Grover Cleveland swung it on this occasion. But it was much to the credit of Great Britain that the matter was treated by her In a quiet manner and the trouble easily adjusted. It is worth mention, among other acts in the ca reer of Grover Cleveland, to show the country what manner of man he was, and to remind it that as a "Big Stick President" even Theodore Roosevelt will not be without company on the front seat. It is strange enough that a man of such nature should have acted with the' Democratic party. He had noth ing in common with it. On the his torical basis, and on practical admin istration, he was of Federalist stock and Inheritance. He was a man of the people, yet a believer In authority and in government, and was much nearer to Washington, Hamilton, Webster and Lincoln than to Jeffer son, Buchanan, Jefferson Davis, Hora tio Seymour, Hendricks and Bryan. The professions of his life and his ac tion in office Illustrate the mysteries of politics. THE VAJilSHTNG BAR. Preliminary returns from the latest survey of the channel at the mouth of the Columbia River give positive assur ance of a depth at low water of 26 feet on the bar in a channel at least 3000 feet in width. This announce ment will not occasion surprise, for the ease with which vessels of 24 to 25 feet draft have been passing in and out for many months at all stages of the tide offered indisputable evidence of the improved condition of the bar. With the further extension of the Jetty the depth will easily be increased to 30 feet or more. The results that have been attained are naturally very gratifying to the people of Portland, for their faith in the ultimate deepen ing of the channel over the bar- has never wavered. Channel improvement at the mouth of the Columbia has never been a problem that presented very serious obstacles to engineering skill. The volume of water that sweeps out to sea between the Oregon and Washington shores is so Immense that there is practically no limit to the depth of channel that could be scoured out if the water was confined to a narrow channel. When shipping first began coming to the Columbia River the waters of that stream sprawled seaward through a number of channels, none of which, with the divided forces of the current, con tained enough water for vessels of large tonnage. The wonderful possi bilities for traffic brought shipping to the river in spite of the obstacles at Its entrance, and even had nothing been done to improve the channel, the business of the river would have reached large proportions. But the first Jetty work undertaken at the mouth of the river demonstrated so effectually that it was possible to make the Columbia River a port of en trance for the largest craft on the Pa cific that there has been a steady in crease in the size of the vessels com ing here, and today more than 95 per cent of all vessels sailing the high seas could come to Portland without delay and without danger of touching bot tom. When the old Jetty began creeping seaward, ships were using four separ ate and distinct channels, their respec tive availability depending on the stage of the tide and the direction of the wind. Today all of the waters that formerly swept seaward through the north channel, the souh channel, the middle channel and the "swash" channel are . united In one rapidly deepening channel, which Is scouring out more rapidly than ever before. The good work already accomplished is practically a guarantee that the completion of the present project will result in 30 feet or more. This Is a depth that will place Portland among the greatest of the deep-water ports of the world. The river has been for a long time In condition for handling vessels of 26 feet draft, and with the Port of Portland so ably equipped for channel-building, this depth can be in creased to meet the demands of the larger class of vessels that will be at tracted to the port. This latest survey of the bar proves among other things that had Califor nia misrepresentation failed in pre venting the battleships coming to Portland, the largest of the fleet could have crossed the Columbia bar at high tide, with nearly ten feet of water under her keel. THE PERSIAIT TROUBLE. Constitutional government for a people who have not the faintest con ception of the term has proved a flat failure in Persia. It has been some thing more than a year since the Shah, yielding to popular pressure, granted a constitution to Persia and with every evidence of good faith at tempted to carry out its provisions. All the world rejoiced, and the Shah and his people were complimented on the long stride made in the direction of modern civilization. But Persia was ill prepared foe the new order of government, and almost from its in ception a condition but little short of anarchy has prevailed throughout the country. Being densely ignorant of the actual meaning of constitutional government, the political anarchists on whom It was conferred were dissatis fied with the prerogatives available through their own Parliament and at once began encroaching on the execu tive and judicial rights of the govern ment. From the beginning bf the new deal there have been continual conflicts be tween the Shah and his Ministers on one side and Parliament on the other. Naturally the constant jangling be tween the Shah and his Parliament of politicians proved highly detrimental to business. With constitutional gov ernment a farce, and no concerted effort at law enforcement possible, lawlessness has reigned unchecked. In despair, the better element of the Persian people appealed to the Shah for restoration of peace that would admit of the resumption of business. There will be general regret among peace-lovers throughout the world over the bloody scenes at Teheran this week, but desDerate cases reauira des perate remedies, and the situation had become so strained that decisive ac tion seemed a necessity. What Persia needs more than any thing else at this time is a firm hand at the head of her affairs and the res toration of order. Needless brutality has undoubtedly been practiced by some of the Shah's troops, and there has perhaps been more bloodshed than was necessary, but the Shah seems to be backed up by the people and to Ijave gone no farther than the nature of the trouble demanded. Per sia and other Asiatic countries will eventually secure constitutional gov ernment, but the experiment now ter minating at Teheran has demonstrated quite conclusively that the time for in augurating the new system is not yet ripe. More harm than good has re sulted from the experiment, and to get his country back on a peaceful basis the' Shah shows a disposition to swing the mailed fist quite lustily. A RIGHTEOUS JUDGMENT. The AVashington Railroad Commis sion has just made a decision which is so sensible that it fairly startles one. There Is always something refreshing In the spectacle of pure, unawed In telligence applied to human affairs. It Is doubly refreshing to see it applied In tribunals .of Justice because the sight is so rare. The decision in question bears upon the much-controverted matter of "reasonable rates." To go back toward the- fountain and origin of the difficulty, the United, States Supreme Court has laid It down as law that railroads are entitled to earn "reasonable returns" upon their property. In order to ' enjoy . this privilege, of course, they must charge' reasonable rates for carrying passen gers, and goods. But what are rea sonable returns? There's the rub. The question opens a broad and ample field for legal oratory and judicial quibbling. In computing reasonable returns, what property are the railroads to take into account? Everything they own, or merely w-hat they actually use in transportation? The Washing ton Commission holds that they may take into account the property which they actually use in transportation, and nothing else. The Northern Pa cific Railroad owns, among other de sirable holdings in that state, the Ros lyn coal mines. These mines have various values according to circum stances, like most railroad property. For taxation they may perhaps be worth some 30 cents; but as a basis for computing "reasonable returns" the company estimates them at $40, 000,000. Hence, if the mines were in cluded in the property upon which the road may earn reasonable rates by carrying passengers and goods, those rates must be higher than they would be if the mines were excluded. They must be enough higher to pay divi dends upon this additional $40,000, 000. Naturally, therefore, the rail road lawyers are eager to lump in as much unproductive mining and other outside property as they possibly can in order to force rates to the" highest possible mark. The Commission very properly for bids them to do anything of the sort. The decision of a Federal Judge which allowed the New York Gas Trust to base "reasonable rates" upon an In flated valuation of stolen franchises was pretty difficult for the country to digest; but it would be a great deal worse to permit a railroad to base freight and passenger rates upon the value of its coal mines and timber lands. Franchises have a certain connection with gas; but coal and tim ber ownership have nothing whatever to 'do with transportation. If the ownership of coal mines by the com pany has any effect upon rates it ought to lower them, ,not to raise them; for by virtue of possessing the mines the company can get Its coal cheaper than It could otherwise, and therefore its running expenses are less and it can earn reasonable returns by charging less. A large part of the lands, mines and timber, owned by the railroads, has been a free gift from the public. Would it not be monstrous to permit this gift to be made an -excuse for ex orbitant rates? If the theory of the. railroads were correct, then the more land we give them the more they may charge for transportation. A little railroad a few miles long by acquiring rich mines and forests, as some have done, would become entitled to raise its rates to a fabulous figure. But however Just the decision of the Commission may appear to be, let none be so simple as to assume off- ian.d that it will be sustained by the courts. The New York Gas Truat ob tained its franchises partly by free gift from the city, partly by fraud. And yet the courts permitted the trust to capitalize these franchises at an enor mous figure and then raise the prlce'of gas high enough to earn dividend upon them. To predict what the courts will do In a given contingency surpasses the powers of the unaided human intellect. All that one can say with entire certainty is that technicali ties will have a great deal to do with the final decision and justice very lit tle. The decision of the Interstate Com merce Commission on the lumber rate case appears to be a compro mise affair. In some of the territory involved the old rate Is restored, while in other portions of the coun try the maximum advance of 10 cents per hundred is refused and a 5-cent advance permitted. The partial vic- tory for the Pacific Coast lumbermen will hardly serve to increase their business, so long as the South is flooding much of tne disputed terri tory with cheap lumber at a time when the demand has been seriously curtailed by the financial stringency. In granting the Potlatch Lumber Company lower rates from the Spo kane territory than are given the Pa cific Coast manufacturers, the com mission has given the interior manu facturers, with their cheap stumpage and cheap labor, a decided advantage over the Coast manufacturers. If the s railroads abandon their fight and put In the rates ordered by the commis sion, there will be a decided tincrease in the business out of the Spokane territory. Joseph Anderson, who murdered Engineer Harry Logan on the Fourth street bridge about a year ago, will not be hanged tomorrow, a stay of execution being granted. The case will now go to the Supreme Court on appeal, and if this fails, it is stated that an effort will be made to have Anderson declared insane. This crim inal. Liu lazy juu dishonest to work for an honest living, murdered in cold blood a hard-working, useful citizen because the latter failed to'stand and deliver his possessions to Anderson. Never in his life, so far as was devel oped at the trial, has Anderson been a desirable citizen, and the ease with which he was convicted of the cow ardly murder of Logan would indicate that there was no question of his guilt. With such disgusting "delays In making criminals pary the penalty for their crimes, it is no wonder that hu man life is held so cheap. Perhaps if some of the sticklers for technicali ties by which this gaWows bird has es caped the fate due him could regard Anderson in the same light as he ap pears to Logan's widow, there would be less of the law's delay. It is not at all surprising bhat the nomination of Taft was received with joy at Manila. The attitude of the Presidential nominee with regard to our Far Eastern dependencies has been thoroughly consistent bX all times. At everysession .of Congress since the islands came into our pos session ' Taft has pleaded for fair treatment for -the islanders. Having an Intimate knowledge' of . conditions in Manila, he' has urged 'a repeal of the oppressive' tariff laws which throttle the trade of the islands, and to his efforts is largely due the suc cess we have had in postponing the enforcement of our absurd naviga tion laws, which were Intended to place the Philippines in the category of foreign ports. Baron Takahashi, who has been In vestigating the Japanese situation in the United States and Canada, has advised his countrymen that they should cease crowding Into the Coast cities, but should continue their jour ney to the agricultural districts of the Middle West. It might also be ad vantageous to have them invade the Eastern cities, in which the press has so much to . say about the proper method for handling the Japanese question. A close-range view of the obnoxious features of the cheap labor from the Orient might tend to change the views of the East on the desirabil ity of that class of immigrants. The Japanese problem on the Pacific Coast is a condition; in the East it is a theory. The public career of almost every important man is due to the fortune of opportunity. A few like Webster rise wholly by their talents. Yet even these must have a field to work in. Lincoln came to the front through the effort to resist extension of .slavery. Grant through the Civil War. Cleve land because he had been an accepta ble Mayor of Buffalo, and a peculiar turn in the politics of New York gave him opportunity to become Governor of the state, by a great majority. This commended him for nomination to the Presidency. It is opportunity, usually, that makes the "self-made man." An Eastern paper, speaking of "The Oregon Experiment," says: "The dan ger in the system is this: That when the legislators find that the people are assuming the responsibility for the laws, they will shirk their own impor tant share in government and shift the whole burden onto the public." Why shouldn't they? Since representative government is superseded, what is the use' of 3. Legislature? Besides, a member of the Legislature is now a very inferior person, under suspicion, liable to be checked and reversed; and naturally he will wish to do little or nothing. His motto will be, "Trust the people." The "results at New Orleans" will soon be missing from the poolrooms of the country. The Louisiana State Sen ate yesterday passed the Locke anti racetrack gambling bill, which had previously been passed by the House. If the reform movement on these lines continues to spread, it will not be long before the only people Interested in horse racing will be the breeders and those who gather at racetracks to see speed contests instead of bookmakers' jobs. ' If young Walton should ecsape pun ishment, it might be a good plan to arrest the policeman whom he shot. If we are to ' give highwaymen and murderers full swing, they should not be interrupted in their work by any rude policemen. Policemen Nelson is undoubtedly the man who held up the Willamette Heights streetcar, and then shot himself, and he should be punished. John D. Rockefeller has announced that an authorized story of his life will be printed in a magazine, the first installment to appear in October. While it is not so stated, there is a general belief that the matter will not be prepared by Miss Ida Tarbell, who has already printed a great many al leged fact3 regarding Mr. Rockefel ler's life. Georgia starts J. Ham Lewis on the course as Bryan's running mate. Not impossible. Those whiskers of inter national fame, streaming like a me teor to the wind, would put life into the campaign and add a pleasing vari ety to the platitudes of the peerless. Let us have the whiskers of Jim Ham. A Chesterfield, moreover, on the plat form. In Fresno, Cal., the other day a couple of 16"vers, talking over the phone, refused to get out of the way so an alarm could be sent in, and by the time they had got through with their endearments a whole block near by had been destroyed by fire. Tammany is going in force to Den ver, to try to cut Bilyum Bryan out. Tammany will go home as chopfallen a: after its encounter with the crown of thorns and cross of gold twelve years ago. In no other way could Western Ore gon make so great progress as by sub division of lands. A time must come vhen these unused lands may be sold. Why not sell them now? Anna Gould should know that any American ought to have a hard time getting married if the United States isn't good enough to get married In. Senator Fulton Is ahead of Senator Bourne in at least one respect he knows a good Summer resort in Ore gon. ' , ' King Alfonso will soon be equipped like Roosevelt to denounce race suicide. MR. TAFT'S PERSONALITY. Somewhat Eulogistic, From an Inde pendent Source. , New York Times, Ind. pem. A strong and healthy man, ln the prime of life,, of sound lineage,' of the best schooling, with a remarkable range of natural gifts In mind and character, developed and disciplined by varied and extensive experience In ex- acting posts of public and professional duty, in keen and active sympathy with the best spirit of his time and his Nation, Mr. Taft may be said to have given more and better guarantees of fitness for the Presidency than any candidate in our history has been able to present at the time of his nomina tion, with the - single exception of Washington. These guarantees are not of less in a sense they are of even greater worth from the fact that the career of the candidate has not been one of special distinction. His ambition has not been extraordinary. It has lain definitely within the lines of his profession, and until a few years since would have been amply fulfilled by a seat on the bench of the Supreme Court. ' What he has done to win the confidence of his coun trymen and the admiration of adequate observers In other lands has been done in the performance of tasks that have come to him, naturally and inevitably, each successive one practically because of the efficiency with which the pre ceding ones have been accomplished. If he may be said to have sought dis tinction, this is the path by which he has pursued the quest. The only "fat" office he has held was the Internal Revenue Collectorshlp that came to him at 23, which he threw up promptly to go back to his law practice at one eighth the Income. Such a choice at that age was ample proof of what might be called a passion foi high aims, If it were not that his devotion seems to have been unimpassioned, the quiet and sure outcome of a sensible and logical mind acting Instinctively on lofty premises. A man himself accustomed to con structive work in the administration of large business Interests in this city re cently declared his preference for Mr. Taft as a Presidential candidate on the ground that "he is the only man who has been over the property." It was a shrewd and sagaciousi judgment. Think for a moment of the range of occupations that have made him familiar with, the -vast "property" he will, if elected, have to direct. Prose cuting Attorney in his native state. Judge of a state court, Solicitor-General of the United States, Circuit Judge of the United States, President of the Philippines Commission, Secretary of War with the functions of a colonial secretary, involving some of the most important and delicate duties of diplo macy, the adjustment of the friars' claims in the archipelago, the organi zation of civil government there, the rescue of Cuba from civil war, and with it all the work of general adviser to the President on some of the most trying questions of the time. And meanwhile the active and independent performance of the duties of a private citizen in the affairs of his party in state and Nation. Obviously this is a very unusual ca reer, a very remarkable record, yet the man who has achieved it is not in the popular sense or in the popular estima tion a herloc figure. He has few ene mies, he has many warm .friends, he cannot be said to have a personal fol lowing. Men trust him most who know him best, and the people generally trust him in proportion as they know him. But they do not think of him as a great leader. It is quite possible that he may serve out one or two terms of the Presidency with great advantage to the country and still1 they will not think of him in this light. But a great representative of his people, he un questionably Is and of their best quali ties, their fidelity, integrity, courage, fairness. Bound sense, wholesomeness, and strength. His past gives reason able assurance of this, which we are confident the future will confirm and extend. IS CHAMBERLAIN REPUBLICAN t Statement One Legislator Asks If He Wllf Support That Party. PORTLAND. Or.. June 23. Hon. Gov ernor Chamberlain, Salem, Or.: In your campaign speeches throughout Oregon you proclaimed to the people you were a Roosevelt Democrat, leading the voters to believe you were sincerely a Roosevelt man, thereby gaining many Republican votes. There is no such a party as Roosevelt Democrats, therefore, you must be (in keeping with the above statement) a Roosevelt Republican. Was this a sincere, truthful statement upon your part, or was it a deceptive political statement to catch the popu lar vote? There are but two political parties in the United States Congress. Will you If the Oregon Legislature elects you to the United States Senate faith fully adhere to the above statement, line up with Roosevelt principles and the Republican party? I feel we, as legislators, have a right to ask these questions, and know from you direct where you will stand politically in the Congress of the United States. L. M. DAVIS. Direct and Incidental. The Argonaut (San Francisco). Oregon has now been under the direct primary rule for something more than three years, and already the sys tem has destroyed all wholesome politi cal organization and made such chaos of state politics as completely to de stroy its responsibility and dignity. In cidentally it has " eliminated Oregon's standing and influence in the United States Senate. Indeed, it has done wore than this, for it has sent to the Senate one man who acknowledges no responsibility to party or to fixed political principles, and it is in the way of sending another who directly and avowedly stands for principles at odds with the opinions and sentiments of the state. To this practical nulli fication of fixed principles and pur poses in politics have certain quack doctors of political science brought the State of Oregon. A FEW SQUrBS. A fool and his money are eoon parted, and If that doesn't Justify the fool to a com mercial generation, nothing will. Puck. "Well, the late Congress didn't make much history." "Naw. Didn't even make good newspaper copy." Louisville Courier-Journal. Magistrate So you acknowledge having; stolen the overcoat? Anything more to say? Prisoner Yes, Your Honor. I had to have the sleeves rellned. Punch. "If you want a plenty of good plums," re marked the practical horticulturist, "you have to graft." "Exactly," agreed the prac tical politician, "so you do." Baltimore American. Upton (wtiose office u on 20th floor) Great Scott! Uncle, you don't mean to say you have walked all the way up here and the elevator running? Uncle KuHe Wa'11, 30 years ago I could 'a' run. too. but I ain't a-racln with no elevators these days!" Puck. , The learned counsel for the defense," said the plaintiff's attorney, "appears to be afraid of losing -hie case. Otherwise why lsij't he ready to go on?" "I've got a good excuse." replied counsel for the defense. "Nonsense! Ignorance of the law excU9ea.no one." Phila delphia Press. Shepherd (concluding tale of bereavement) Sae a gled her some o' that wee bottle that ye left yest're'en, an' she Just sllpplt awa' at fower o'clock the morn. Doctor Dear, dear! I'm very sorry to hear that. Shepherd (thoughtfully) Eh, mon doctor, tena it a malrey a . dldna.' tak' any o' the wee bottle masel'l" Punch. The patient Doc. I can't pay you no money while I ain't got none, a'ready. Vill you date It oud In trade? The dentist Well, I might consider that. What's your busi ness? The patient I lead a leedle Choiman band. Ve'll come aroundt und serenade you effry nighd for a mont', yet. Cleveland WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT. This Opinion la a General Reflection of Republican Sentiment of Country. Chicago Tribune. The Republican National Convention, responsive to the will of, the Republi can party and to the best opinion of the country, has selected as candidate for the Presidency the man best equipped for the office. It has selected a man of action, whose previous official experience and tried character qualify him to enter upon the duties of the Presidency as few, if any, of his prede cessors were qualified. Since he graduated from college he has hardly been out of public office. From the time he was appointed As sistant Prcsecutlng Attorney of Hamil ton County, Ohio, he has been p. public servant. He was Solicitor General of the United States for three years, and during that time was distinguished among' the young men in public life for fairness and courage. He has been a Judge, and he was a great Judge. When President McKinley had to se lect a man t5 solve the great problem of Initial government in the Philippines he and leaders of the party, after con sidering all the strong men within the command of the party and the Nation, picked William Howard Taft. For it was recognized that in him were com bined courage, initiative, fairness and diplomacy in the highest degree. In the Philippines he achieved the un achievable. In the Philippines he found chaos and produced orderly government, and made out of & group of savage tribes a nation. He has made himself a place In history aa one of the great proconsuls the greatest colonial administrator In the last quar ter century. It was Taft who "sat on the lid" when the President could not be in Washington. He was not only Secre tary of War. He was almost another President. Yet of this difficult service the country knew little or nothing un til he had served In' that capacity for a year or more. Ir was Taft who organized the ma chinery which is building the Panama Canal, who eliminated from the Pan ama Commission the incompetents and who there reconciled the quarreling factions. It was Taft who prevented bloodshed in Cuba. It was Taft who readjusted the relations between the United States and Japan. It was Taft who carried the message of peace around the world, so that with the ex ception of President Roosevelt, he Is the best-known man in public life the world over. It has been said of Taft that he was a combative altruist. The phrase de scribes him well. His official state ments on the Philippines are splendid tributes to the fine and sane idealism of his statecraft and to his warm qual ities as a man. s And it Is as a man that the American people will look to him ae their Chief Kxecutive. He is a citizen whose dem ocracy is broad, straight, and red blooded. His sympathetic response to the people's needs and aspirations will be unfailing. He has been at one with them throughout his public life. His effective seconding of the President's main policies has been misinterpreted as mere compliance". It was and is based on an independent political in sight into the needs of the times, and it is proof of his fitness to carry on a work in which he has freely and fully shared. The charge of want of inde pendence is known to be false by every one Informed on the history of this ad nUnistration, for it is Taft more than any other member of the President's counsel who did ncjt hesitate to state his difference with his chief, and often er than others made his difference prevail. WHAT HARVEST .MEANS IN KANSAS ShreTrd Suspicion that Oregon Can Beat This Table-Fare Offered. Kansas City Journal. The Kansas wheat harvest will begin this week. Twenty thousand hands from outside of the state will be need ed to handle the crops, and the pay will be from $2.50 to $3.50 a day with board and lodging, or "and found," as the farmers say. The pay is the high est that is givers) for farm work any where in the country, but the chief compensation Is not so much in the money as In the "and found" part of it. Those unfortunate people who have never enjoyed the hospitality dispensed by a Kansas farmer's household during harvest times .have yet to learn the choicest pleasures of gastronomy. To put it briefly, the farmer's table Is loaded with the best things to eat that grow on this earth, served ' "fresh off the bat," and the more you eat the better the farmer's wife likes It. Fresh eggs and crisp bacon such as only Kansas porkers can produce, fried Spring chicken in milk gravy, with chicken potpies as big as a hat, all the fresh vegetables just now In full season, flaky pies and berries and cream, washed down - with foaming pitchers of sweet milk or buttermilk, of that .delicious tang only to be found in a Western country farm house these are but a few of the arti cles on the bill of fare during the Kansas harvest time. No gilded res taurant in the land can equal It and such a feast cannot be found outside Of Kansas. For the true Joys of life, under soft Italian skies, with the mysterious voices of the wide prairie speaking peace and rest to the human soul, with a pipe and a pretty girl and the care free laughter of the college boys play ing their guitars and mandolins and singing old college songs for these delightful things you must go to Kan sas and experience the "and found" of the wheat harvest. Subdivision of Lands. Roseburg Review. After many years of fruitless talk about subdividing the large Individual land holdings in Douglas County, the actual work in that line seems at last to be fairly under way. Credit for the beginning of this recent action is due to F. B. Walte, who a few weeks ago thus placed on the market the beauti ful Burnett farm at Round Prairie, 10 miles south of here. He already reports more than half of the tract sold, thus showing the great demand for such property. This week the splendid Booth farm in Garden Valley, owned by F. E. Alley until a few days ago, was similarly subdivided by C. D. Beale, representing Harding & Engen, the active realty dealers of Aberdeen, Wash. That this beautiful tract will be quickly taken up by wideawake pur chasers is also a foregone conclusion. A considerable number of these pur chasers will doubtless come from Portland, Seattle and other Coast and Eastern points. Outside people, as well as those living here, have just begun to discover the vast possibilities and advantages offered by Douglas County soil and climate. When these and other large tracts of land are sub divided and planted to orchards, small fruits and berries, this county will quickly multiply In wealth and popu lation. That our country's growth In the next few years will be something marvelous Is beyond question, and property values will Increase until this will be one of the richest spots in the state. It Is Incurable. New York World, Dem. The one infallible claim, that the Re publicans are able to make upon the sup port of the country is the incurable in fatuation of the Democrats with Bryan and Bryanisi THIS THE SEASON OF GRADUATES Armed With Sheepskins, They Change Theories for Stern Realities. St. Paul Pioneer Press. This is the season of the graduates. Thousands of, them have told or are preparing to tell' how to solve the problems of the Nation and of the In dividual. Armed with sheepskins, they are about to be turned loose on the world to test their theories in the workshop of stern realities. The car toonists and paragraphers sharpen their pencils preparatory to working off the annual grist of humor at the expense of the college and high school seniors who are all prepared to get a half-Nelson on the questions with which old fogies have floundered dur ing generations, and even since the time of Adam. It is all right. The humorists mean no offense. The grad uate joke is in the same category as that of the mother-in-law. No one be lieves there is any truth in either, but they are recognized as a part of the stock in trade of the funny man. They are paraded at intervals and the public has been educated to smile re spectfully in recognition of venerable friends concerning whose lineage there long since has ceased to be any question. The graduate Joke is an Institution. It is not humor. The optimism of those who are leav ing academic halls to begin the strug gle of life may be cause for a kindly smile on the part of more experienced elders, but there Is no occasion for jesting. No young man or young woman ever had too much healthy, honest enthusiasm. Undoubtedly many start out with more than they are able to retain, but they are none the worse for the surplus. They may find life much different than they expected. The dally routine of the task circumstance and choice assign to the lot of each may become tedious and not measure up to the expectations of school days. But it will be none the more tedious or more irksome because of the vigor with which it was undertaken. En thusiasm is a valuable asset at all times. When coupled with judgment and a little experience, it may be de pended upon to win. The ardor of the young graduate is cause for congratu lation and not ridicule, and he or she must view indulgently the yearly crop of Jibes, realizing that the jesters know better and mean no offense. ODD PSYCHOLOGICAL 3IVSIC GIFT Blind Tom, Negro Pianist, With Imita tive Faculty, Defied Technique. Philadelphia Dispatch. The death at Hoboken, N. J., of the well-known character known to the public as "Blind Tom" has been sev eral times reported, only to be as fre quently denied, but it seems that he has really gone at last and with him has passed away an extraordinary ex ample of nature's freakishness which defies any satisfying explanation. Thomas Wiggins is the name given in his burial certificate, but the surname was ono which the famous pianist adopted. Ho was born a slave near Columbus, Ga., about 1850. In early childhood Tom, who was born entirely blind and more than half idiotic, showed himself remarkably imitative, frequently stealing Into the house of his master to reproduce on the pianoforte pieces he had heard played by others. In 1861 he became so proficient on the Instrument that he was taken to New York and exhibited as a phe nomenon and later was widely heard in the United States and Europe. The remarkable thing about the surprising negro who has just died consisted in the circumstance thai he was (able to accomplish so much by means of a faculty which was exclusively imita tive and that he could do without tech nical training what to others without technical training is Impossible. That was the nature and extent of his achievement. What he heard he could reproduce on the piano and he could do so In spite of the difficulties, often considerable, by which the re production was attended. That was an astonishing gift. Its possession in volves a mystery which there is no elucidating. But then in the realms of psychology all Is mystery and the usual does not seem mysterious only because it is usual. It Is only what is out of the ordinary that attracts our attention and impresses us as belnfr strange, but the ordinary processes of the Intelligence can no more be satis factorily accounted for and convinc ingly explained than those which are extraordinary. "Blind Tom" was a puzzle and a problem, and, rightly considered, so are we all. Learning; Time In Jail. Boston Herald. Rev. Robert Walker, prison chaplain, tells of a pathetic Interview which ha had with a prisoner. The man was a hardened criminal of the worst type, and had spent many years in confine ment. Mr. Walker went to him and asked: "What have you learned In rrison?" "That every minute has got 60 sec onds," replied the man. Where Bryan Would Win. Washington 'Post. The double somersault Mr. . Johnson threw in a swimming pool the other day will fade Into Insignificance beside the fit Mr. Bryan will throw if he falls to land the nomination. IN THE MAGAZINE SECTION OF THE SUNDAY OREGONIAN DON'TS FOR THE FOURTH IF JULY Kindly advice to boys who are go ing to have fun with fireworks on the National holiday with pictures of dangerous sport. THEIR HONORS, OUR AMERICAN MAYORS Sidelights on an interesting group of public men who have won more than local fame in the conduct of municipal affairs. "IT'LL BE A GLORIOUS FOURTH IF WE LIVE." So says the hotel clerk, arid lie proceeds to satirize some of the follies and absurdities of our cele brations. FOOD FADS SUPPOSED TO PROLONG LIFE Men and women of National repu tation who have been converted to vegetarianism and fasting in the desire to avoid disease. HIS OWN CELEBRATION Full-page illustration in colors, which will appeal to all male Americans over 5 years of age. Order early from your newsdealer.