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6 THE MOR ITG OREGOXIAN. 3IOXDAT, MAKCH 16, 1908. eTBSCRIPTIO BATES. IXVARIABI.T IN ADVADCB. (Br M1L Dally. Bandar Included, on year Dally, Sunday Included, six month!.... -2j Dally. Sunday Included, three montha. . Dally. Sunday Included, on month-. .J Dally, without Sunday, on year 5.00 Dally, without Sunday, six montha..... e Dally, without Sunday, three month1.. 1-T3 Dally, without Sunday, one month Eunday. one year ? weekly, one year (Issued Thursday). jV Sunday and weekly. c year BV CAKKIEB. Dally. Sunday Included, one year...... "J Daily. Sunday Included, on month HOW TO REMIT Send poetottlce money rder. expreaa order or pereonal check on your local bank. Stamp, coin or currency ar at the sender1 risk. Olv pestomc aa dreae tn full, including county and atat.. POSTAGE BATES. Entered at Portland. Oregon. Poatofflo a Second-Clan Matter. . . JO to 14 Pate eeB IS to 28 p. I cent SO to 44 Pases. c"' i te SO Pace Foreign postage, double rate. 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Wheatley; FaJrmount Hotel Newa Stand? Amoa News Co.; United News Agency. I4j Eddy atreet; B. E. Amos, man ager three wagons; Worlds N. S.. 2925 A. butter street. Oakland. CaL W. H. Johnson. Fourteenth and Franklin streets: N. Wheatley; Oakland Newa Stand; B. E. Amoa. manager flv wagons: Welllncham. E. G. Ooldfleld. Ncy. Louie Follln. Eureka. Cal. Call-Chronicle Agency: Eu reka Newa Co. PORTLAND, MONDAY, MARCH IS, ISM. " NON-PARTISAN DEMOCRACY. I would seem that there might be a chance for further success of Hon. George E. Chamberlain, Democrat, as a non-partisan. Indeed, from his suc cess as a Democrat, in his local non partisan character, he would appear to have an undoubted right to suppose he can succeed, as a Democrat, on the non-partisan "lay," In the great field of National politics. There is nice art In the business, as he practices it, for which The Oregonlan is well disposed to give him full credit. Politics, you see, is a progressive science. The plea of Mr. Chamber lain a Democrat for Mr. Chamber lain as a non-partisan, heretofore has been based on the argument that there could be no party politics in the office of Governor, and it could make no difference whether the Governor was a member of one party or the other. It was said, of course, that this would not apply to any political office, as that of Senator or Representative in Con gress: and it was admitted even that the candidates for President of the United States could not be expected to stand as non-partisans. Indeed, it was frankly conceded there might be politics in Congress, and the President might be expected to be a party man. But, as already remarked, non-partisan politics is a progressive science. Governor Chamberlain, Democrat, an nounces himself a no-party candidate for the Senate; tells us there Is noth ing even In National politics that should cause division among patriots, but that local affairs in Oregon now must take precedence over all causes of National character, in the breasts and bosoms of men who truly love their country. These local issues hinge upon the new manner of electing Senators, by enforcement of Statement No. I; which, however, even the primary law doesn't undertake to enforce, but leaves expressly at the option of political parties and candidates for the Legis lature. With highest admiration and regard for Governor Chamberlain, and with fullest belief In his kindness of heart, we yet must conclude that he has suf fered his sense of Justice to go- to sleep here, and in this temporary lull of conscience he has despltefully used Mr. Cake, his competitor, now making speeches throughout Oregon, as a Re publican candidate for the Senate, in which Mr. Cake as stoutly upholds the primary law and Statement No. 1 as Mr. Chamberlain does, or possibly can do. Now, George, can't you be fair to Harry? Mr. Chamberlain probRbly will say the Republicans will not nom inate Mr. Cake, and will not elect him If they do. All politics have an ele ment of uncertainty; but we are sure that on reflection Mr. Chamberlain will admit that friends of Mr. Cake and all Republicans who wish to sup port him have a right to try. We take it that the course and outcome of the contest will be this: Mr. Chamberlain, a pronounced and inflexible Democrat, and an ardent ad mirer and supporter of Mr. Bryan, will endeavor to secure his election to the Senate as a non-partisan using his appeal for Statement No. 1 as a means of getting members of the Leg islature pledged to him. Democratic candidates for the Legislature will take that pledge, for the party advan tage for non-partisan purposes that they hope to derive from it. Republi can candidates for the Legislature with a possible exception here or there will pledge themselves to vote in the Legislature for the choice of their party expressed at the primary, and at the polls. In the June election. The Oregonlan doesn't profess nor pretend to know which party will win. Ii doesn't know, and hasn't known for gome years, that there is any Repub- 1 lican party in Oregon. It is aware, however, that there is an earnest and compact Democratic party, posing un der shrewd leadership as non-partisan, standing solidly together and using every device and expedient to win votes on all sorts of "issues" ex cept those for which the party ac tually stands. THE PROPORTION OF INSANE. A very good guide to an estimate of the number of the people of a modern state is found in the statistics of their .insane. There Is scarcely a surer index of population. In all civilizations on the modern basis, or under modern conditions, the number of Insane persons, or of per sons whose mental condition Is such as to require the attention and care and treatment of the state, is about 1 to 360 of the Inhabitants. It is a singu larly unilorm ratio, differing little In countries that keep accurate statis tics. The law that regulates the ratio or proportion no one knows. The fact is one of those strange and unaccount able things in the world of mind and of men. In the Insane Asylum of Oregon there are 1500 patients. Almost, not quite, all the insane of . the state are In the asylum under detention and treatment. On the ratio of 860 to 1 the population is 840,000. The same ratio gives a population of 730,000 in the State of Washington, which is just about the number. .In the State of New York the number of insane is slightly In excess of 23,000. The mul tiplication of the ratio gives a close approximation to the actual popula tion of the state. . In European countries the results are very similar Some-, mysterious law makes the ratio. The results have been observed for more than a century. Men find the law as they find the law of gravitation or elec tricity; but what lies behind the law they are yet to discover If they ever do. But perhaps a far greater propor tion is Insane, and Society deals only with those whose insanity is very ob servable. It was Cariyle who said: "These British Islands contain thirty millions of people, mostly fools." Twelve millions have since been add ed to the number. . RIVALS OF PANAMA CANAL. The reoent pessimistic utterances of John F. Stevens, formerly chief engi neer of the Panama Canal, regarding the future of the big ditch, have at tracted widespread attention. The ability of Mr. Stevens as an engineer and the prominence he has attained, of course have served to give his opin ions greater weight than Is ordinarily accorded to experts who discuss such topics. According to the Stevens the ory, the business which the Panama Canal is expected to carry will con tinue to go "westward, to the Far East" by way of the transcontinental railroads and the trans-Pacific steam ers, because if this route shall offer advantages for through freight to the Orient, it will still be more advan tageous for traffic destined for the Pacific Coast ports. But since the commencement of work ion the Panama Canal there has come into prominence another trans portation route that is already mak ing heavy inroads on the business of the transcontinental rail lines, and will always be a prominent factor in making of freight rates between At lantic and Pacific Coast terminals. The American-Hawaiian Steamship Com pany, under its latest schedule, is de livering New York freight at San Francisco in 26 days, which is faster time than the average freight train across the continent. Rates by this line are lower than by the railroads, and with improved facilities at both the Atlantic and Pacific terminals of the Tehuantepec National Railway the new line is in a position to compete for a large share of the traffic even after the completion of the Panama Canal. The Tehuantepec route, by reason of its ISO-mile rail haul that neces sitates twice breaking bulk in cargoes while en route, is at a disadvantage with the all-water route that will be followed on completion of the Panama Canal. This handicap, however. Is partly if not completely overcome by the saving in distance. It is but 4226 nautical miles from New York to San Francisco by the Tehuantepec route, while by the Panama route the dis tance will be 5495 miles. This sav ing of 1269 miles in distance means a saving of about six days In the time of the' average freighter. This, of course, would be Insufficient leeway to admit the Tehuantepec route's hand ling lumber or any commodities which are slow to handle, but as the pres ent active competition with the Amer ican railroads shows, the route will always be a prominent factor in the making of rates. The line is known in Europe as the "British-Mexican rival of the Panama route," but unless there is a radicaj change in the conditions governing the freight movement between the two coasts, it will always remain more of a rival of the American railroads than of the Panama route. On one point there is not much difference of opinion the opening of the Panama Canal, and the Tehuantepec route and the transcontinental rail lines both struggling for business, will enable the shippers to learn just how cheap freight can be carried between the Atlantic and the Pacific Coasts. PACIFIC FLEET NEEDED. Every true American citizen will feel a pride In the showing that our splendid battleship fleet will make in its triumphal joyage around the world. It has already accomplished a feat unequalled in naval history. The fine condition in which the ships reached this Coast has astonished the world. The belief that the long voy age through cold and heat of two oceans would develop structural weak ness or expose defects in the engine rooms, has all been dissipated by the matchless performance of the fleet. But while we are all anxious that the rest of the world should see at close range what we have accomplished in building a navy, it will be a matter of regret that some of the vessels are not permanently retained In the Pa cific. The primary reason for sending this fleet to the Pacific was to quiet any alarm that might be felt over possi ble trouble in this part of the world. The cruise was also undertaken as a "try-out" to determine the degree of efficiency that could be reached on a long voyage Into strange waters.- It was an enormously expensive test, al though It was probably-worth all of the money that it cost, but now that the fleet is in the Pacific, in easy steaming distance of the only part of the world in which it is ever liable to be called on for action, it would seem the part of wisdom to retain as many as possible of the vessels here. The parade round the world, as now planned, is not for warlike purposes. It is to shot; the rest of the world our progress in building and handling ships. Out here on the Pacific, where our interests are steadily expanding and where foreign political conditions are uncertain, it is highly important that the ships be instantly available when needed. Even the Eastern States, which protested strongly against the voyage, have always admitted that the Pacific would be the scene of the next big conflict between the world powers. While this predicted conflict may still be some years In the future, it is most essential that this Government be in a position to act quickly if it is neces sary to act at all. Rushing a fleet from the Atlantic to the Pacific; in time of war would be a vastly more dangerous and . expensive move than the present practice cruise. THE CZAR AND HIS PEOPLE. Recent accounts of Russian affairs raise a curious question in interna tional ethics. It is possible for a pri vate Individual to dehumanize himself by vice and crime to such an extent that decent persons cannot admit him to their society without injuring their self-respect. Does anything similar ever happen in the case of a man who Is set to rule over a nation ? Does tha time ever come when a sovereign, un der the shame and guilt of accumu lated crimes against his subjects, makes himself an outlaw with whom no civilized government can hold in tercourse without violating the com mon rules of Christian decency? Something of this sort we have seen happen of late In the case of Leopold of Belgium. The offenses against civ ilization which this monarch has com mitted have been so numerous and flagrant that there seems to be a con sensus among men of right feeling to avoid him as one would shun a per son stricken with some loathsome dis ease. To ask or receive a concession from Leopold In the Congo stamps one as somewhat deficient in his standards both as a gentleman and a Christian. It is one of those things which cleanly people do not do. Morally, the Czar of Russia cannot quite be classed with Leopold. Fright ful though the miseries have been which he has inflicted upon his sub jects, still It Is commonly agreed that he has not sinned through avarice and lust, but rather through cowardice and mental weakness. Intellectually deficient, like so many of his col leagues upon European thrones, lack ing in those qualities of resolution and courage which are essential if one would rule mercifully and well, he has nevertheless shown at various times a decided Inclination toward better things than the dire medieval tyranny that stifles the life and blights tWe soul of Russia. That his' impulses would be merciful rather than cruel, liberal rather than tyrannous, had his education been enlightened and his environment wholesome, we cannot doubt. He has shown as much by his conduct on many occasions. But it 13 the unspeakable misfortune of Nicho las, in addition to his weak Intellect, or because of it perhaps, to feel an astonishing reverence for his besotted priesthood and the degraded supersti tions which that priesthood teaches in the place of religion. He hs also an enormous vanity, an admiration for himself which is absurdly out of pro portion to his merits as a .man or a ruler, and he lives withal in a con stant cloud of incense to the shades of his ancestors. These facts, taken in connection with his belief, undoubted ly genuine, that the Almighty selected him to rule over Russia, and that by diminishing his hereditary authority he would cross the purposes of hfs creator, enable us to understand some thing of the character of this most un fortunate and pitiable of rulers, this man whose work, in spite of all his good Impulses, is wholly evil, this monstrous anachronism in a world which purports to be governed by a just God and the precepts of the moral law. Nor should we forget, in trying to account for the tale of crimes - "tich Nicholas must answer for, that he Is a born coward. It is not so much through wickedness as timidity that he seeks to recall on Tuesday the prom ises he makes on Monday. It is not an inborn love of . mendacity that moves him to deceive his subjects, but rather a shivering sense of fear for the consequences of his own conces sions. He is haunted by the appre hension that he will go down in his tory as the Czar who allowed the au tocracy to be wrecked. He dreads to be ramembered as one among the tribe of monarchs who could not pre serve their Inherited power intact; and rather than incur this shame he hesitates not to break his oath at every turn and Inflict cruelties beyond all name or number upon his unhappy subjects. A strong sovereign could have set Russia free at the close of the Japanese war. But Nicholas is a weakling, and he found the task be yond his powers. Frightened at the spirit of liberty which he has himself helped to evoke, he shrinks from Its presence and seeks to lay it by the direst resources of the tyrant. The measureless wrongs of the Rus sian people move Americans to a bit terness of Judgment upon Nicholas which Is in marked contrast with our customary National habit of tolerance. We obtained civic liberty through a struggle whose annals are only slightly tainted with cruelty. All the more deeply, therefore, do we sympathize with the perdurable woes of Russia and all the keener our exasperation with the ruler whose selfish and crim inal folly thwarts the reasonable as pirations of his people for freedom. The events of current Russian his tory fail sometimes to arouse our sym pathies, however, because their very horror makes them incredible. They read to us like a frightful tale from another planet. We can acarcely con ceive that they are happening in the world where we live. It is almost im possible for us to believe that in the early years of the twentieth century, which have otegun so prosperously in America, there Is a nation on the earth which Is passing through the tor ments of Dante's hell to conquer the commonest rights of man. And yet it Is all true. It is true that the bold incentive, the high emprise, the gener ous courage, which in America make a path to wealth and honor for a man, In Russia condemn him to torture, exile and death. Let those who teach that the kind of government we live under makes no difference with our happiness consider these facts a little while and see how their opinion stands tha ordeal. Great Britain has decided to make no provision for meeting the four German battleships of the Nassau type before 1909-10. This is not only an abandonment of the time-honored "two-power" standard, but It leaves the Mistress of the Seas, in point of new warships, far below the scale of Germany alone. This policy of re trenchment has awakened consider able criticism in various parts of the empire. According to the London Sat urday Review, which criticises the Naval Board with a freedom that would make a Hearst paper mild in comparison, the new construction es timates are but $37,500,000. compared with an average expenditure for ten years ending with 1906 of $41,850,000. This, despite the fact that construc tion cost has advanced nearly 80 per cent In the ten years. From the tone of tha Saturday Review, some of the British people seem to fear that Em peror William may have designs which he may forget to write to Tweedmouth. The phantom airship that has been hovering around Tacoma, Puyallup and other Puget Sound cities, where is sold a poor grade of "the stuff that dreams are made of," has apparently scaled the Cascade Mountains. A. North Yakima dispatch announces that the aerial mystery sailed over that city Saturday night, "clearly outlined against the sky above the brilliant lights carried on the car." When Ta coma saw the airship, it was reported to. be flying the Japanese flag, but the Yakima dispatch fails to mention what colors it was sailing under after it crossed the Cascade Mountains. As North Yakima is the home and head quarters of the Jones Senatorial boom in Washington, there is a possibility that the airship contained some of the Walla Walla politicians, making a still-hunt In the interest of Senator Ankeny's candidacy. But Mr. Cake, who came out for Statement No. 1 a good while ago, has the advantage of anteriority over Chamberlain. The. latter comes late to the feast. Should he claim the hon ors? Besides,' if Mr. Chamberlain should be elected to the Senate and take his seat In that body In March, the duties of. the office of Governor would fall to the Secretary of State, Mr. Benson, a vile Republican, and therefore a rlngster, whom the peo ple couldn't . trust. But possibly a way could be devised, under initiative amendment, to get rid of him before all the liberties of the people were swallowed up and lost. Maybe "the recall" would be sufficient. Anything to relieve the strain on anxious pa triotism. It-will cause a pang to all who knew him to learn that E. L. Coldwell (Jerry) is dead. He was an excellent citizen, faithful friend and good man. As a reporter and general writer on The Oregonlan for more than twenty five years he did his whole duty both to the public and to the newspaper. His genial nature, quaint expression, rare humor and absolute devotion to fairness and truth made friends for him as widely as he was known. For some years latterly he has been Inca pacitated for work, due to a heavy fall by some accident on the street pave ment. "Jerry" did his whole duty as a man,- and reared to usefulness a fam ily which honors his memory. Some of you talk about "the peo ple's choice." When you got JonatHan Bourne, did you get the people's choice? No; you got a party's choice not the choice of a party, either, but the choice of the fragment of a parts' that constituted a plurality of it, among many candidates. Party fealty, loyalty, allegiance, elected Mr. Bourne. Yet this is the very senti ment now decried and that "the new method" would destroy. Mr. Chamberlain Is a great admirer of Mr. Roosevelt, tells our people so in his announcement and thinks all Roosevelt men ought to vote for him. Perhaps they will. But Mr. Chamber lain will speak and vote for Mr. Bryan; and if the two shall be elected, the one to the Presidency and the other to the Senate, the poor Republicans of Oregon may well fear that in all mat ters that relate to their political wishes and interests they will be forgotten. The name of "Jack" Matthew's be gins to reappear in the political lit erature of Oregon, the double object of its use being to produce a fright about bossism, and to put the name of The Oregonlan In odious company. Let' that pass as a joke; but if there is a dead rat in the political sewer It is Jack Matthews. Brethren, don't worry. Ruef confessed to Burns, and Burns told the San Francisco Bulletin, and the Bulletin published the statements of Ruef as to Tevis, and Tevls sues the Bulletin for libel. The press has made a mighty mistake, evidently, in publishing things about the good men of San Francisco. Ruef and Schmitz and Tevis will make 'em all sweat for it. Before you undertake to disprove the statement that Hood River or chards will be worth J1000 an acre, even if apples are a dollar a box, re member that it was made by a man who started with nothing but energy and intelligence for capital and got rich in a few years raising apples. If the Southern Pacific had sold those granted lands in the last five years, instead of barring out buyers, there would be still more Innocent purchasers behind whom to take ref uge. Twas a good thing the Republican Convention in Marion County did when it turned down a motion to rec ommend a legislative slate. Give everybody a chance. Europe thinks we are too bump tious, says an observant American just returned from a tour. England and Spain have good reason so to believe. We bumped them. Isn't this a rainstorm? Isn't it? Why, then, as our old friend Falstaff exclaimed, "I'll tickle . your catas trophe." After all, the only statesman in Clackamas County without smirch is Mr. BrownelL STAMPIXG on BUBONIC PLAGUE. 1 Medical Aapret of Prevention Wrk at Snm Francisco and Seattle. Chicago Record-Herald." vThere bas been no great excitement over the suggestion for a war against rats in this city, but such a war is con sidered absolutely necessary as a pro tective measure upon the Pacific Coast. We have already called attention to the fact that many thousands of rats have been killed in San Francisco to prevent the spread of the bubonic plague. Up to December 1 there had been 109 cases of the disease there, wblcb had resulted in 66 deaths. , A campaign of prevention had been carried on by Federal and local authorities, but with all that had been done there was a feeling that the local papers were more Intent on suppressing A special commissioner for the Journal I of the American Medical Association was very outspoken In his criticism of the secrecy that was maintained. We find now that what we said is sub stantiated by the president of the Board of Health at Sacramento. That city has been free from the plague, but does not propose to neglect precautionary meas ures because of Its escape so far. It is proposed that a large fund shall be raised to provide for an incessant war against the rats, and that the import ance of the subject may be thoroughly understood the Board of Health has is sued a pamphlet 'in which it says: "The bubonic plague is primarily a dis ease of the rat. It Is transmitted by a flea. A flea living on an Infected rat be comes Infected. If the infected flea bites a human being the person bitten becomes infected with the plague. The percentage of Infected rats In San Francisco has in creased threefold since September last. An epidemic 1b possible there when Sum mer begins. There are no cases of bu bonic plague in Sacramento. We want none, but we are in great danger." - Regarding San Francisco, the president pf the board indicated at a public meet ing that there was an apathy there that deserved .censure, and something worse than apathy. One paper absolutely denied that the city bad had a case of the pleague. In an interview a citizen of San Francisco had charged that Dr. Blue, surgeon in the United States marine serv ice, who is fighting the plague, was seeking to work up a scare for his own benefit. On the other hand, at this same meeting a representative of the marine service said that the people of San Fran cisco were aroused now and that they were doing about all that they could do. So far as we know, only one of the Pacific Coast cities besides San Fran ctaco has had a case of the disease, and that is Seattle, where there had been two cases only up to December. It does not appear that the country generally Is in danger, but obviously It is a matter of National concern that such a pest should be got rid of as speedily as possible. TRIBUTES TO MR, BRYAN. The Mnae Fa I la Into One of Her Gnshy ; Moods. Chicago Inter-Oeean. Former Governor Vardaman of Mis sissippi is now editor of a weekly which he calls The "Issue, . published in Vlcks burg. It Is a journal of the order of The Commoner, which is edited by a gentle man whom former Governor Vardaman greatly admires. So greatly does he' admire him. indeed, that in a recent number of The Issue he devotes a column to eulogizing him on the first page, closing the eulogy with this tribute to Mr. Bryan from the gifted pen of Edwin Markham: Thrilled with the cosmic oneness he will rise. Youth ;ln his hetrt.and morning in his eyes, While glory fallen from the' far-off goal Will send mysterious splendor on his soul. Him do the tollers know to be their friend. Him will they follow faithful to the end, Though every leaf were a tongue, to cry. Thou must! t He will not say tlje unjust thing is jut. These lines will no doubt attract con siderable attention, and it Is only rea sonable to expect that many attempts will be made to equal or surpass them. This being the case. The Inter-Ocean hastens to enter what promises to be a friendly and Interesting competition: Falsed by his chlnwork. upward doe he soar. Wind on his stomach, thunder in his roar. While glory fallen from th far-off goal Bends out mysterious cyclones from his soul. Him do the pee-pul know to be their friend. Him will they follow faithful to the end. Tho' now and then when he draws breath for a Fresh gust They P'ale for fear hi windbag's going to bust. Of course, these lines may yield a point or two to Mr. Markham's in chaste beauty, but in the matter of truth, which Mr. Tolstoi pronounces the foundation of real art. we feel sure that they atone for any lack of the divine fire. The Largest Engine. Philadelphia Press. Pennsylvania will be the possessor soon of the largest stationary engine in the world. It is now being erected at the Carnegie Steel Company's plant at Sharon. Without foundation plates or flywheel, the engine weighs 550 tons. Two of the castings weighed 118 tons each, and to transport them special flat cars had to be built. The engine's capacity is 25.000-horse-power. yet only one man will be required to operate it. As the' engine will be used for oper ating the rolling machines It will be sub ject to great strain. At the end of each run it will have to be reversed quickly and the load will vary from nothing to its maximum power. A Forecast ' for the Sooth. New Orleans Picayune. Fortunately for the South, it is able to secure but a small part of the Immigra tion that is flooding the Northern states at the rate of a million a year. The pros pect Is that Southern Europe will in the course of a few years empty its entire pauper and criminal, population into our Northern states, with the result that Americans born, not being able to com pete with the foreigners in thrift and shiftiness, will remove to the Southern states, where the greatest progress and development are to take place, so that the crusade which a sectional government is making against the South in the matter of foreign immigration will finally prove the greatest blessing possible. Definitions by Little William. From Judge. Dust Mud with the juice squeezed out Ice Water that stayed out too late and went to sleep. Fan A thing to brush warmth off with. Stomach The home of the swallow. Salt That what makes your potatoes taste bad if you don't put some in. Junction A place where two railroads separate. Wakefulness When your eyes are all the time coming unbuttoned. Responsibility What would be on one button if the other one should come off my trousers. When a feller has low temperature, he has cold feet; when he has high, he's hot headed. Considerate Bridget, Lipplncott's Magazine. Mistress Bridget, I hope you're not thinking at all of leaving rse. I should be very lonesome without you. Maid Faith, and it's not lonely ye'll be. Mostlike, 111 go whin there's a housiful o' company for luncheon or dinner. An Artful Dodger. To dodr Wis creditors required 6ueh vigilance and vim. An auto car he went and hired. And now they're dodging him. Boston Transcript. AMERICA'S CLEAN PRESS GALLERY At Washington, D. C, a Vital Force la Molding; National Issues. Boston Transcript. Tn this country we have no profes sional association of writers for the press corresponding to "the institute of Jour nalism" In Great Britain, which has prac tically the power of disbarment. While laywers. clergymen and physicians have disciplinary code comprehending their professions, the journalists of the (Nation have not yet an organisation capable of enforcing the well-recognized ethics of their calling on all who follow It. The press gallery at Washington. D. C. comes as near to being a governing organiza tion within Its sphere as any we have, for Its standing committee can disbar members violating the rules governing correspondent from exercising tneir func tions at the capital. The rules in question are those approved by the Speaker of the House and the chairman of the Senate committee on rules. Their general pur pose is to keep eon-esponder.ts disinter ested with regard to legislation before Congress. Members of the press gallery are prohibited from being the agents or representatives of persons or corpora tions having legislation before Congress under penalty of loss of the gallery privileges. Similarly employment paid for out of the Federal Treasury excludes. Proof of false answers to these tests of eligibility works exclusion. Expulsnon from the gallery Is a very serious penalty. Recently two correspondents have been brought before the standing committee of the press gallery In connection with "the Lilley charges." While exonerated of lob bying and corruption, they were neverthe less reprimanded, though restored to their privileges. The committee found that the literary work which they performed for the Electric Boat Company was done m their Individual capacity In the recess of Congress, and did not bring them within the prohibition of the rules. They were Indiscreet and an admonition was deemed sufficient, there being no evidence that they were corrupt. This reprimand or ad monition should have a good effect for which all journalists who have the good name of their profession at heart should be grateful. A corrupt Journalist is a poi soner of the source of the public's Infor mation, and one suspected threatens the public's confidence In the profession as a whole. The corps op-ashmgton corres pondents endeavors to prevent the revival of conditions of a former era, the unregu lated days of the calling. General Woodford To Boom Hughes. Brooklyn N. Y.) Eagle. Stewart Ij. -Woodford has been elected to be the head of the National league of Republican who seek the nomination of Governor Hughes for the Presidency General Woodford has had a great deal of political experience and is not averse to having some more. A general In the Army, he was afterward a military magistrate in reconstruction times. Lieu tenant-Oovernor of. New York, he was elected Governor, but was counted out In the opinion of many of both parties. A member of Congress and minister to Spain, he kept in touch with large affairs. He "led in the canvass which elected R. B. Hayes Governor of Ohio, and came within nipping reach of the Vice-Presi dency when William A. Wheeler received the nomination. We do not know that Mr. Hughes will be nominated for Presi dent, but Mr. Woodford will labor hard and speak often and eloquently to bring that about. He would not make a bad Governor or a poor United States Senator. Should Mr. Hughes become President, he may be able to choose either office. Those who mourn the loss of Woodruff would be consoled by the gain of Woodford. Senator For alter In Weak Health. "Washington (D. C.) Letter to the Brook lyn Ea1e. Senator Foraker was physically ex hausted after his brief but bitter speech on the floor of the Senate in ; which he attempted to prove that in at least one in stance "coercion" had been tried by the administration in influencing the utter ances of a Federal officeholder. Foraker is not in the best of health. Apparently he is a sufferer from some complaint more aerlous than worry and overwork. His complexion la sallow and his features are drawn. The speech, which lasted only about 20 minutes, left him in a drip ping perspiration and it took him a couple of hours to recover his wonted composure. Senator Foraker voice, too, while addressing- the Senate, suggested feebleness. It lacked the old-time fire and vigor, and save at one or two points there was an absolute absence of the usual das-h and fire that formerly made the Ohio man one of the most effective speakers in the Sen ate. The Oresonian." Chehalis Bee Nugget. The Oregonlan has recently announced its withdrawal of support to the Oregon Republican party, and state that hence forth the publication will be independent. A newspaper of its standing and influ ence Is able to make such" a move and hold its own as a useful and necessary medium. For years The Oregonian has ibeen one of the strongest publications editorially In the United States. It has been a model for hundreds of other hum ble newspapers throughout the Ndt-thwest, and more than likely the majority of its Oregon contemporaries will continue to so consider it. Whether the rank and file will accept the teachings of The Oregoni an under its new colors remains to be seen. five to One. Memphis Commercial-Appeal. Five pints of milk To five quarts of water Briny Into ociety The milkman's daughter. A FEW SQUIBS. Mr. Cessidy lat the boo. looking at tha fciraffe) An phwy dos th brute hov such a long neck? Mr. Cassidy T' reach his head, av coorse. Puck. Blobb Do you consider his table man era good? Slobb They ought to be per fectly good. At any rate, they have evi dently never been used. Philadelphia Rec ord. "What are the most powerful explosives known?" queried the young man. "Two prima donnas in one opera company. re plied the ex-treatrlcal manager. Chicago Daily Newa. l have a Spring poem here," said the young man -with the long hair, "that I would Hke to read. "Very well," replied the busy editor, "if It's short enough you can do It you go down the elevator." Chicago Post. VGraclous," exclaimed Mrs. Goodly, "Just listen to that clergyman! I'm positive he's swearfng. Evidently he's mimed his voca tion." "N'o," replied her husband. "I think It was his train." Philadelphia Press. First Suburbanite Did you attend the In dignation meeting of the commuters last night ? Second Suburbanite No; I'm too sorry for the railroad. Why, I would Just as soon hold an indignation meeting over a deaf, dumb and blind man. Life. Lily Bell No. Rufua; Ah cain't marry yo JeM yet anrhile. To'll hab to wait. Ru fus Why for mui I wait, Wly Bell? Lily Bell Cause three of the families mammy washes for done quit her an now she eca'cely makes 'rough to support me an paw. Judge. Cond-jctor (to driver who "has been pulling up constantly within the last few hundred yards) Bad times fer cobblers, Bill. Peo ple -ain't wearln' their boots out much. 'Ere's a bloke wants yer to pull up agen at the next 'ouse wl the blue blinds. Driver (sarcastically) Ho! yus! Aak Mm which part o" the 'ouse 'e'd like to b druv to inter the parler wl tha family, or hup to ! room in the battle. We're on'y 'ere to erblige! Punch. "Brother." said the evangelist to a man who had expressed a wish to abandon his post and adopt a better way of living, 'do you think you can walk in the straight and narrow path?" "Straight and narrow?" am lied the new convert. "Why. parson, that will be a cinch for me. I've been a tight rope walker for ten years." Philadelphia Ledger. NATIONAL GlARD PROM now on th principal topic of ; conversation and Interest among riflemen of the Army and Guard ! service will be the National matches to be held at Camp Perry, Ohio, this Sum- ' mer, says an official circular Just issued ' by the National Board for the Promotion of Rifle Practice. The states are rapidly being equipped with the new Springfield rifle and every rifleman will have an opportunity to try out the new weapon for several months prior to the opening of the big shoot. The attendance promises to be larger than ever before, several states and territories heretofore not rep resented having planned to send teams. There will also be a marked Increase in the number of individual riflemen and clubs from all parts of the country. The War Department will have on hand more regular tioops for line and pit service. The prize list, too. will be augmented. ; the range facilities will be largely in- 1 creased and the attendance and standards of marksmanship doubtless will be the ', greatest In history of rifle competitions. . The National matches will open on the morning of August 21, as already an- ' nounced. The nr.t event will be the Na tional team match, to be followed by the ! National pistol matches and National in- , dividual matches. The National Rifle . Association will arrange its programme t to that Its matches can be completed the ; day before the two days allotted for prac tice for the National matches. Immedi ately before the National Rifle Associ ation matches will come those of the Ohio Association. Including the contest for the Herrick trophy, one of the hand- ; comest In the world. It is probable that ; the New Jersey Rifle Assnciation will I follow with Its matches during the first week in September, as usual. It Is unlikely that the National matches . will again go to the magnlfirient Ohio ' range. New Jersey will make a de- ' termlned effort to get them back to Sea girt and, other ranges are. being talkpd ' of for the 1W9 shoots. Many improve ments will be noted this year and Ohio ; will do Its utmost properly to care for the visitors. Transportation facilities will be greatly improved and arrange ments will be made for subsistence of the ! very best. The distances for the National team match remain unchanged, although an : important change has been made In the ' order of fire. The skirmish run will come : In as the fifth stage, being preceded by the 200-yard slow and rapid fire, and the 600 and S00-yard ranges, and will be fol lowed by firing at 1000 yards. The new 1600-yard range, which the new rifles re quire, will not be used in any of the competitions, although a range of that , distance te to be marked off for experi mental purposes. In the National In dividual match, the skirmish run will come first, as last year. Eight additional : gold medals and a similar increase of : silver and bronze will be given in the In dividual match, the cash prizes remain- j lng unchanged. The ammunition for usa ; In all National matches is being manu- " factured this year by the United Statel 1 Government, exclusively. The big ceremonial event of the year will be the inspection and review for Gov- ! ernor George El Chamberlain. Friday night, March 27. Governor Chamberlain, ' as commander-in-chief of the Oregon Guard, will attend with his military staff ; and inspect the Third Oregon infantry. ! the Battery and Hospital Corps. Ad-i jutant General W. E. Finzer. Colonel j James Jackson and other prominent offi- ; cers of the state service, will accompany , the reviewing party. Colonel C. E. Mc Donell, of the regiment, has Issued or ders for a full turnout of his command and has urged the various company com manders to have every man on hand. Captain Welch has ordered a full turn out of the battery. The review will bs ; held in the big drill hall on the first floor of the Armory. . . , The first shipment of ammunition for j the new Springfield rifles is not yet at ! hand, although several cartridges hava ' been secured. The cartridge is found to : have a bullet weighing 150 grains. The 1 bearing surface is .33 inches. The powder Is pyro-cellulose and imparts a muzzle velocity to the projectile of 2io0 feet pet second. Extensive and successful experi ments have been made to reduce tha erosion attendant on high velocity anl the result of these experiments is em bodied In the new ammunition. The life of the average gun with the old am munition was about 1000 rounds, although the new Springfield barrel, used with fhe pyro-cellulose powder, is good for 50O rounds or more. Presentation of the regimental colors to the Fourth Oregon Infantry, at the Eugene headquarters is to be made an Im pressive military erent Tuesday. Gov ernor Chamberlain and staff. Adjutant General Finzer. Colonel Mcponell and j possibly a number of other officers sta tioned at Portland will go to Eugene to participate in the ceremonies attendant j upon the presentation. The regimental j colors were but recently secured and un der the stringent reorganization order sent out by the War Department two months ago it appeared for a time as If they would not be needed. However, ex tension of the period for reorganization to 1911 will give ample time in which to recruit the Southern Oregon regiment up to a 12-company basis. The colors will be presented by Governor Chamberlain and received by Colonel George O. Yoran, on behalf of his regiment. Indoor athletics continue to receive en thusiastic attention from the local Guardsmen and the Armory is nightly the scene of spirited practice games or competition events. Membership in the Guard carries with It many things in the way of wholesome diversion and the facilities for beneficial amusement and practical instruction Is unequalled by the average club. Besides, membership tn the Guard costs nothing, each enlisted man receiving all privileges of the Armory and every Item of equipment, . from campaign hat and uniform to bayonet and rifle, without paying a cent. ( Military training Is a thing worth seek- : lng In the light of recent history, for in : the event of war every able-bodied man would be liable to go to the front either as a willing or drafted volunteer. Tho man without training, of course, would be relegated to the grade of "high private in the rear rank." ... The first battalion drill of the year nas held Wednesday night at the Armory. Tho First Battalion. In command of Major F. 8. Baker, had a large turnout and the drill was a successful one. few errors being made. The First B.-ittalinn will have Its second drill next Wednes day night. . . Non-commissioned officers' schools have been put on an active basis by the several local companies as well as by the. Bat tery and Hospital Corps. The standard of warrant officers is much higher than ever before. The man who gets stripes now must win theTn in a competitive competition, without favor to any man. Do It Now. After Kipllni Houston Post. Ood of our fathers, known of old. W brine our troubles all to the. This new briirht coin or yellow sold. Send us a few that we may ee This motto that aside was set; pleas do it now, lest we forget. W have not had one of our own And so know not of its design. Pend us that the whole truth be known- Not many, Just ay eight or nine; Pray do it soon and stop regret, Lest we forget, lest we forget.