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The principal purpose of Secretary Garfield's trip through the Paclflo West is to Inspect the reclamation -work which Is In progress. Between this work and the preservation of forests there is an intimate relation. Without forests there can be no constant flow of water; without water there can be no Irrigation. Very likely by bis travels through this part of the world CMr. Garfield will obtain a more intimate knowledge of the forestry problem than he could by study at a distance. He will learn all there is to know about the objections to the reserves and their advantages. One thing more it is hoped that he will learn, namely, that the people of the West are by no means hostile to forest preservation. Eastern newspapers commonly apeak as If the West were unanimous in wishing to strip the country of timber as rapidly as possi ble, but this is not true. They are misled by the clamor of the grafters and grabbers, who make more noise than their Importance warrants. The people of the Pacific States un derstand perfectly well that their future prosperity depends largely upon the stability of the forest reserve sys tem. The outcry against reserves in general arises from a limited class only. It is partly sincere and partly insincere. The sincere portion arises from ignorance of the relation between forests on the one hand and climate, water supply and agriculture on the other. How dense this Ignorance la may be gathered from a certain news paper article which assumes that the only purpose of the forest reserves is to promote Irrigation. This is really only a small part of their purpose. Mining depends upon them quite as much as irrigation. The agricultural development of the "Willamette Valley depends upon them, and so does the navigation of the Columbia as well as that of the Mis slsslppl River. The -water supply of Portland is one among many things whose continuance is involved in .the Tjeroetulty of the forest reserves. The insincere portion of the anti-reserve clamor arises from greed, that shame less and reckless greed which would sacrifice the future .welfare of the whole country to the immediate profit of a few timber barons. The reserve policy does not interfere with home-making in the slightest de gree. It is the declared purpose of the Government to open all agricultural land to settlers, and the forestry regu lations permit homemakera to cut tim ber on the reservations for domestic use. It Is also available for miners, and the surplus is to be marketed In such a way as to feed the lumber mar ket -without destroying the supply. The whole aim and object of the reserve policy Is to develop the States by build ing homes. Those who assert the con trary are ignorantly or willfully blind to . the facts. Their anxiety for "homes" is a cover for unscrupulous cupidity, which would ruin every home "In Oregon and Washington if it were not checked. Irrigation and water supply aside, we must remember that our supply of tlm ber cannot last much longer unless some of it Is withheld from the market. It looks large, but it is actually small, and It dwindles fast. In shipping It without restraint to foreign markets we act like a prodigal who squanders his inheritance. In a few years we must go begging for what we now cast away -with tooth hands. Wisconsin Michigan and Minnesota have carried to the limit the folly of forest waste, which the Government Is trying to check here before it is forever too late. Where their great pine forest once' grew those States have millions of acre of barren land. Would they not gladly exchange those desolate tracts for equal areas of reserved forests? Which help's more the devel opment of a State, a tract of forest or an equal tract of unlnhabltahie desert . The Astorian respectfully "refers" to The Oregonlan a communication criti- ctslng a recent editorial in this paper. The Oregonlan editorial, in the opinion of the Astoria authority, "shows a mis conception on the part of the writer of the place which the constitution of the United States and the constitu tions of the several States occupy in the Jurisprudence of the country." Be hind this Binlster assault on the con- tltution this fearful Astorian sees the bogle man, the Port of Columbia bill. The Oregonlan has long since aban doned hope of printing anything that would be reasonably. Intelligently or fairly read and Interpreted by a cer tain element tn Astoria. A constitu tion that would meet with the ap proval of the Astorian would be a fear fully and wonderfully made contriv ance. As to the Port of Columbia bill, Portland will attend to that In due season, just as she has attended to all other Improvement work on the bar and river. Everything of this nature must be accomplished In the face of Astoria opposition, and . that has be come one pf the features to- be always reckoned with when Improvement Is attempted. It will be unnecessary, how ever, for the constitution to toe changed or ignored in order to admit of Port land carrying to a successful Issue that highly Important work for which the Port of Columbia was incorporated. GEO. T. MYERS. . . Geo. T. Myers, for nearly fifty years prominent figure In the commerlcal. political and social life of Portland, is dead. Mr. Myers was a pioneer in the salmon canning Industry on the Co lumbia Paver, and afterward led the van in the development of the indus try on Puget Sound and Alaska. It is through his life work In connection with this great industry, which he saw grow from nothing into vast propor tions, that Mr, Myers will be best re membered. But he was also a promi nent figure in finance and politics in this city and State, serving numerous terms in the Legislature and taking an active part In any project that prom ised to redound to the advantage of the city. Men of energy and ability were lees plemtifu.1 la Oregon when Mr. Myers began his career in this State than they are at the present time, and for that reason the part he played as one of the builders of the common wealth was all the more important. While in the Legislature at various times Mr. Myers succeeded in placing on the statute books a number of laws for the protection of salmon, and to his efficient work on these lines Is due much of the credit for what we have accomplished in perpetuating the In dustry. Of late years most of Mr. Myers' operations in fisheries have been on Puget Sound and tn Alaska, where he was as well and favorably known as in this city. Measured by usual standards, George T. Myers was a good citizen, a successful busi ness man and a sturdy and valuable friend. He was one of a hardy type of State and Nation builders now rap idly vanishing with the departure of the "old West." WHY MAKE SrCH ADO? The death of Louis A. Ahlers, late professor of Germanic languages and literature at Colorado College, Is an nounced from tumors of the chest after what is truly scheduled as heroic treatment that has attracted the at tention of medical scientists through out this country. This treatment con sisted in injecting germs of erysipelas into hi system to fight the germs of the tumor. The letter, however, held the vantage ground, due to prior In vestment of the citadel and conquered, though acute erysipelas was devel oped. It passes the comprehension of the ordinary individual who has proper respect for the hou6e in which he lives that anyone will consent to such desecration of the human body as this. What would It profit a man if he were to get rid of the germs of one disgusting and painful malady only to have his blood and tissue Invested by those of a malady even more painful, virulent and disgusting? What is the thing we call life when 'bought at such a price? Afcd what the specter we call death, that It should be avoided at such a cost? The case of Professor Ahlers is cer tainly one wherein the remedy was as bad, or worse, than the disease to which it was applied. Such treatment gives the victim a chance to die from two diseases Instead of one, or at best to live with enfeebled body and tainted blood for a few years more or less, the fewer the better from the standpoint of huimanlty or that of ordinary usefulness. Contemplating existence under such environment, one may well ask with Tennyson's fading May Queen: And what Is life that we should mourn; Why make we such ado? CAB STJPFLY THREATENED. The Joint rate hearing of the Wash ington Railroad Commission, which closed at Olympia Friday, developed great amount of testimony which showed quite clearly the harmful re sults that would follow establishment of such a rate. Among the new tes timony offered during the closing days of the hearing was that of the offlcals in charge of the operating departments of the various roads involved. Super intendent Buckley of the O. R. & N. and Superintendent Palmer of the Northern Pacific both testified, in the clearest possible manner, that it would be impossible to handle wheat under a Joint rate, involving the transfer of cars from one line to another, with out great loss of time in addition to heavy expense. As It Is an impossi blllty for any road to keep enough cars in service the year round to prevent a scarcity when a big wheat crop is moving, this car shortage, which is always in evidence during the wheat season, would be greatly intensified if the Joint rate should be ordered in and the O. R. & N. Company forced to turil cars over to another road which in turn must suffer a dead haul in return ing the empty cars. If the Northern Paclflo were to at tempt to load these empty wheat cars with lumber for the East, as it is now doing with large numbers of its own cars, it would make matters still worse. The baslo -principles involved in the case are not essentially different from those in the case of the Wash Ington lumbermen who were seeking to appropriate Oregon's railroad facili ties for their own use In reaching ter ritory now Inaccessible to them. In the Joint wheat rate case the only persons who will receive the slightest benefit will be the Puget Sound millers, and. In the Joint rate on lumber, the only beneficiaries would have been the Washington lumbermen. Fortunately for Portland, In the lumber Joint rate case the decision rests with the Inter state Commerce Commission, and there is accordingly very little danger of this city receiving unfair treatment. Although, as stated; the issue is practically the same ln both cases, the Joint wheat rate In the hands of the Washington Railroad Commission may not fare so well as the .lumber problem. The Washington commissioners are honest men, and naturally intend to act fairly in the matter, but their en vironment presents a handicap which cannot easily toe overcome. The de mand for this Joint rate on wheat came from the wealthy millers of Puget Sound. By clever Juggling of quota-. tlons and garbling of facts these mill ers succeeded In working up among the Eastern Washington farmers a senti ment decidedly hostile to Portland and the railroad which originally made it possible to grow wheat at a profit in the Inland empire. That no cause ex ists for this sentiment against Port land as a wheat market was abun dantly shown at the hearing,' but the demands of the interested parties have been so insistent that the Justice of the Portland contention has been lost ight of. Fortunately for Portland, the matter will pass on to the Supreme Court, and It is hardly probable that the Puget Sound milling trust will be successful in its work. If it should toe. it 1b only a question of time until the Washing ton wheatgrowers will regard the aforesaid milling trust In the same light that Little Red Riding Hood re garded the wolf, and many of them will be Just as badly, in need of pro tection as wai the famous heroine of the nursery tale. BOOKS FOB CHILDREX. The Oregonlan has received from the Oregon Library Commission a pam phlet entitled "A Child's Library, Some Suggestions for Christmas Gifts." It contains remarks on "Children's Read ing," followed by several lists of works suitable for children to read. The pamphlet would be of great help to those who have children's books to buy, and wish to buy the best if it could receive the attention It deserves. The lists are excellent In the main, and the Introductory remarks instructive, though they are not to be taken as gpspel throughout. "Thrillers" are condemned too indecrimlnately, on the ground that they offer "the abnormal view of life and make boys discon tented with their surroundings." This reads strangely In the face of the Legends of- Chivalry" which follow It. The dime novel and detective story present life no more abnormally and much more ethically than the "Ad ventures of Robin Hood" and other books which are offered by the com mission, Chivalry was at heart cruel and Immoral. The 'Buffalo Bill type of hero Is a much better Ideal for the modern boy than King Arthur's Knights, who were pitiful rascals for all their steeds and armor. It la no objection to a book that "it makes a boy discontented. Every book which stirs the soul and excites ambition will do that. The point of view of the commission's introductory remarks Is distinctly feminine. If the tone Is not effeminate Its escape Is a narrow one. Moreover, the statement that "much of the crime and degrada tion" of the young "Is the direct result of reading" is not warranted by facts. To one who knows the influence of bad example, slum life, poverty, drink and criminal heredity, it sounds almost ludicrous. There Is too much of the placid doctrinaire In the commission's counsels- and too little acquaintance with reality. The book lists are admirable, as we have said, but it looks queer to see VAllce In Wonderland" classed with "Red Riding Hood." We think, also, that Kingsley's "Water Babies" Is a better 'book as it came from his own pen than Amy Steedman could make of it. Why does the commission yield to the absurd fad of offering children such rehashes of the classics? They are no better than skim milk which has turned sour. What excuse Is there for urging children to read a work so cruel and insanely bloody as Kipling's Jungle Book? If ever a book was un christian in feeling this one is. Why offer Mark Twain's Prince and Pauper and withhold his Huckleberry Finn, which is incomparably greater. better and more interesting? Why catalogue four of Seton's books and none of Long's? Why Include Kip ling's Captains Courageous and omit David Copperfield? But It is ungracious to find fault. The commission might have compiled a much better catalogue and prefaced It with wiser remarks. But the pre sumption is that they have done their best, and angels could do no more. Their intention Is ipralseworthy, even though the execution of it prove disap pointing. ' AN TJNWRITTEX STORY. The Btory of the trials of motherhood In the pioneer era here, and elsewhere, has never been written. The reason Is obvious. It belongs to the things of life which pertain exclusively to the realm of experience. The privations, the unrelieved suffering, the fatigue in cident to undue physical exertion at a time when Nature demanded bodily rest, the anxiety that wore upon the nerves when Nature demanded tempor ary freedom from care, filled the early homes of the wilderness with children protesting against an invasion of their rights by maternal overstrain in walls that rent the air at unseemly hours, dotted pioneer graveyards with, little mounds scarcely a span long and with the graves of mothers In the prime of life. Or mayhap, by reason of strength and the grim guardianship of Nature bent upon the perpetuation of the race, mothers old before their time brought Into the world under the most untoward conditions children, from eight to half a score, and, burying now and then a puny one with bitter tears, themselves lived on, bent and spent in life's battle, but smiling and courageous still, thank ful above all things else that their daughters live in the later time In which It is possible and indeed thought to be imperative for expectant mothers to be screened from the hardest of household labor and mothers with newly born infants upon their bosoms to be given a chance to rest and regain their strength. They can speak effectively of these things only who have had experience in the lines Indicated, by Mrs. Abigail Scott Duniway in her address & few days ago before the Oregon State Nurses' Association. The conditions depicted toy Mrs. Duniway can be but dimly comprehended by the sheltered young mothers of today. But those who cannot read In the lines that time and endeavor have left upon the face of a woman thus speaking, who knows whereof she speaks, the deep, underly ing truth of words that at best feebly portray the hardships and privations suffered by pioneer mothers are indeed superficial observers. The contemplation of this phase of pioneer life, from the viewpoint of a reasonable understanding of its special features of anxiety, suffering and al most utter lack of special considera tion, should be sufficient to cause the name of the pioneer mother to be i written high upon the honor roll of a time that, while it tried men's souls, tried both the souls and the bodies of women painfully, pathetically and at times under special Btress of poverty. Isolation and lack of assistance sorely needed cruelly. 4 The subject Is one not pleasant to contemplate, but it may not be amiss to call it up occasionally In order that the sheltered women of today may not be unmindful of the blessings which have come to them through the civili zation In which the foremothers bore so strenuous a part. Writing some years ago of pioneer life in the Oregon Country, a woman. who had met the conditions that It im posed cheerfully and with courage, but with a true Benee of what it meant to her sex, said: Much of the loss and the hardship of pio neer Ufa will go down to history. But, after all, its most pathetic side, the longing of lonely hearts for home; the sorrowful memories of graves left by the dreary way side; th yearning, that was not absolute hunger, but yet gnawed as steadily ana ravenously as starvation Itself, for the gooa cheer of the civilised home; the stranded, helpless feeling that was tunable to decide, amid strange surroundings, what was for the best; the wearing, feverish anxiety for the arrival of the "States mall";. the shud dering apprehension with which the perils and throes of maternity were awaited in lonely cabins, where people were reckoned "neighbors" who lived twenty miles apart; the bitter heartache with which mothers prepared the lifeless bodies of their little ones for burial, and the blinding tears through which fathers made In the wilder ness the desolate little . graves all of this and much more remains, the unwritten his tory of pioneer times, some chapter of which Is forever blotted out every time a gray-haired pioneer Is consigned to the loving bosom of our common mother. Let no one think this word-picture is overdrawn; rather let all who view it be assured that its tend-erest, most sacred touch can never be given in words, even though drawn from the deepest well of human experience .Noj; as a tale that Is told, but as a tale that cannot be told, is the- chapter of pio neer life of which pioneer motherhood is the theme. Since the law providing the whipping-post for wife beaters is still un repealed, it may be hoped that H. Shafen, a Russian who beat his wife Into unconsciousness upon a residence street of this city Thursday, will be given the lash' limit on his bare back. Opinions differ In regard to the pro priety or usefulness of this law, but Judges are upon the bench to admin ister the laws as they find them, not to question them from a sentimental standpoint. It - may be difficult to sympathize fully with a wife who is earning her own living, and Is there fore not dependent upon the earnings of a brutal husband, who submits to physical violence from his hands more than once. A woman might not be able to escape the blows of such a brute the first time, but having once felt the weight of his sledgehammer fist, she could and should keep out of its range thereafter. The world is wide. No woman has a call to live with a man who beats her, especially when she Is independent of him financially toy being herself a wage earner. A Grange Fair, to be held east of Mount Tabor this Fall, Is being con sidered by the Patrons of Husbandry of Multnomah County. A fair of the type and scope contemplated would act as a stimulus to local pride, give farm ers and orchardists an opportunity to see what each other is doing, promote neighborly feeling and spur the ambi tious agriculturist and horticulturist to renewed endeavor. The effort is a worthy one and merits success.' Vice-President Fairbanks has proved superior to temptation. Scorning the enlivening proffer of the seductive cocktail, he solemnly ordered "a fine. cold lemonade. And this while a guest at the Country Club in festive Spokane. He need worry no longef about a Presidential nomination. The National Prohibition Party may be de pended upon to make overtures to him at once. No one expected Haywood to admit that he murdered Steunenberg, whether he conspired to murder him or not. Everyone expected him to deny it. The Haywood case is Just where it was before either Haywood or Mover went on the stand. Now that the National Educational Association has confirmed the act of Congress permitting the "ou-gh" In "through" to remain, the future of spelling reform is not bright. Vice-President Fairbanks shook the grimy hands of the engineer and fire man who brought him from Spokane to Seattle. He has adopted the Roose velt policy, all right. (Hood River may be proud of the season's strawberry record. The best feature of this industry is that the valley can never produce more than the Bast wants. The cruise of the naval fleet over the same course will not be watched toy Americans with so much Interest and fear as was the 'battleship Oregon's voyage. Tou don't hear quite so much "hol- lerln' " for Japan today as filled the air when -Port Arthur fell and the Rus sian fleet "went to the bottom of the sea. What a good time the National Edu cational Association must be having at Los Angeles, where the thermometer marked 111 degrees in the shade. Spokane has raised the pay of its policemen. That's the result of making a printer Chief of Police. Naturally, he is In favor of raising the scale. An . unheeding and conservative nation will pay no more attention .to Dr. Osier's soup theory than to his chloroform doctrine. Increase of Portland's letter-carriers by nine more men is a tardy but Just recognition of our claim to adequate service. Two Portland hoodlums have beaten up an Inoffensive Japanese. More In ternational complications, Jesse Grant Is said to be a candidate for President.. The last half of the name sounds familiar. SENDING BATTLESHIPS TO PACIFIC Newspaper Comment A to Lonrlcal Out come of the Naval Display. New Tork Herald. To eliminate every possibility of war, in fact, our battleships should be sent to the Philippines via the Sues Canal and thence to Japan on a friendly visit. Peace, not war, would follow. A Good Scheme to Insure Peace. New York Times. If war now seems possible or is threatened, the sending to our west coast of ships enough to defend It against an assailant who would attack us there if at all, would be about the beet possible means of assuring the continuance of peace. "Smother This Battleahlp Aslnlnlty." New York World. If Elihu Root, Secretary of State, is the great conservative force in the American Government that he Is rep resented to be. It Is time he went to Oyster Bay and used his Influence to have this battleship order rescinded and smother this Jingo asininlty. Pnrsnlnsr a Sonnd Naval Policy. Philadelphia Inquirer. The warships will be sent to the Pa cific in Que time because a sound naval policy requires that they should be sent there, and that is all there is to it. But there is no basis for the suggestion that the projected redistribution of our naval strength was inspired by the con sequences of what has happened at Ban Francisco. Stay-at-Homea, Controlling- Factor. Chicago Evening Post. In London, in Paris today our coun trymen and countrywomen are reveling In their patriotism and In the excit ing Speculation Inseparable from wars and rumors of war. The working American more than eighty millions of him is working on his Job and not ooking for trouble with the Japanese or any other people. If there should ever be any fighting to do he will do It. Bringing; Japan to Ita flenses. Chicago Journal. With a formidable fleet In Paclflo waters at this time It is hoped with reason that- Japanese cockiness will somewhat abate. Japan has no naval force anywhere near equal to that which will soon be within striking dls tance of Tokyo, and there is reason to expect that the presence of the Ameri can fleet on that side of the country will bring Japanese war shouterB to their senses. Hud Off!" .To All Comers Brooklyn (N. Y.) Eagle. Whatever may happen to the Phil ippines, nothing is surer than that they will not be deserted by this country In the face of fire or a threat to pull tne lanyard. There is room for a big fleet In the Sea of China. There will be room for It there as long as the Stars and Stripes wave In Manila. Those who take should be ready to hold against all comers. And to those who are un ready the consequences may be dis agreeable. Cruise Follows Natural Sequence. Philadelphia Record. Besides having a Pacific Coast, we have Hawaii and the Philippines, so that it would not be unnatural, or have any necessary connection with the obvi ous bumptiousness of the Japanese, if we kept most of our battleships in the Pacific Ocean. Our Atlantic ports are pretty well fortified and we probably couldn't have war with any Important European nation without a general war which would give us some allies. Those Defenseless Eastern States , Springfield (Mass.) Republican. As soon as the Navy reaches the Pa cific and settles down for Its docking. a shiver of alarm Is not unlikely to run up and down these Atlantlo states. De fenseless! will be the cry. And. sure enough, we would be. All the battle ships gone 13,000 miles away. Horror upon horrors! Suppose Germany should then evince some Blight interest in southern' Brazlll, or should show disa greeable signs of snapping up a coaling station In the West Indies through the purchase of an island from Denmark or a bit of Guiana seacoast from xioi land. JOHN D. ROCKEFELLER AS HE IS (From a snapshot taJua a Mr. Rockefeller entered th Federal Court building at Chicago Saturday.) IJTE IN THE OREGON COUNTRY. Tsnfruet In Hennlston. Herald. 1 don't care who's elected- but I must sinch my Job" so says the brainless ass that walked Into the booth Monday to cast his vote. The "Devil's" Hard Luck. Cloverdale Courier. The paper Is a little late this week and also short on news on account of the devil" having no assistance In the least. with the exception of a couple hours this afternoon, and his also having to spend so much time tending the wants of customers in the store in the front part, to say nothing of his trying to enjoy a little Fourth of July recreation. Stranger In a Strange Town. Junction City Times. A man who had taken very strongly of Jooe in Eugene, got off here Monday thinking he was In Portland, and was walking over town looking for the home of his mother. Acting Marshal Dial put him aboard the next train. The Eugene article seems to be up to the standard. Met Up With a Sage Tick. ' Huntington Herald. Last Sunday while reclining on the grass in the park, one of our tonsorial artists was the victim of a strange Insect. It was about the size of a pea and the color of a bedbug. It had burrowed its head in the flesh of the barber's leg and required considerable force to extract It. The bitten flesh became , much swollen and quite painful, necessitating medical attention. Art Along; the Molalla. Canby Tribune. Tommy -Rush, the noted tramp printer, artist and newspaper man, was dragged to the train Tuesday and started "on his way," after executing a painting in oil for C. S. Hinton equal or better than many of the productions to be found In the art salons. While making the pic ture he was so Intoxicated (he Is always drunk) that he could hardly stand. Hin ton was offered .26 for the painting be fore it was dry- Hush says that If Michael Angelo, Dore or Raphael had come to Canby they could not have gotten on a respectable drunk without getting their faces mutilated. Bow They Identified a Corvalll Man. Corvallis Times. There is great Joy In a certain town over in Ireland. J. M. Nolan ha found many relatives, and the reunion after 35 years of separation is more than felici tous. "Did you used to be Miss Nolan?" he asked of a sister When they met, and before recognition had taken place. "Yes." she replied. "And did you have a brother?" "Yes," was the reply. Do vnn know where he Is?" she was asked. "No, we don't know; but we have long thought he was In a monastery." That is supposed by his Corvallis friends to have floored J. M., who hasn't many of the earmarks of a monk. "Don't you think vou would recognize him?" she was nair "Well. I don't know." she said "nrhkna wa might know him by his ears." With a sudden thought she glanced at J. M.'s ears, and recognition at once followed. His Fifteen Sons Work on Farm. Washington CD. C.) Post. A Michigan farmer who is the father nt sn children has succeeded In keep ing 15 Of his sons on the farm working for him. And upon Investigation it might be found that he Is a remarkable man in other ways. Under the Stars and Stripe. lUnrifnnn Pnweln. High on th world did our father of old, , TTn.. tlr.r. and Rtrlnsa. Blazon the name that -we now must uphold. Under the Stan and Stripe, Vait fn th nnfit thV hHVI hullded Sn SrCD Over which freedom ha lighted her torch Follow it! Follow it! com let us marcn Under th Stars and stripes. We In whose bodies the blood of them run. Tinder the stars ana tnripes, W will acquit us as sons of their aon. Under the Stars and Stripes, nrlr far 1utlce. our heel UDOn wrong. Wa in the right of our vengeance thrlc strong I Rally together! Come tramping along Under th Star and Stripes. Out of our strength and a nation's grat need. Under the Stars and Stripe. Heroes again a of old w shall breed. Under the Stars and Stripes. Broad to th winds w our banner unfurled. Straight In Spain' face let defiance b hurled! Ood on our lde w will battle the world Under th Stars and Stripes. IN THE SUNDAY OREGONIAN TOMORROW BEATING HOME IN A SMASHING BREEZE Full-page picture in colors of a yachting scene on the Willam ette River, made from a photo graph. "BILL" CHANCE, INDIAN FIGHTER Sketch of a man who killed treacherous Oregon redskins early in the '40s, and hates them like rattlesnakes. He gives the facts - surrounding the Ben Wright massacre. ONE Or PORTLAND'S ATTRACTIVE HOMES Exterior and interior views of the attractive resideace of Dr. Henry Waldo Coe, at the head of Lovejoy street. WANTON SLAUGHTER OF TURTLE DOVES Another of Homer Daven port's biting Cartoons and a lit tle lay sermon to go with it. WILD BIRDS OF SOUTHERN OREGON W. L. Finley, the well-known ornithologist, tells of the great est rookeries on the Paciflo Coast and discloses how fash ion, not law, stopped the slaugh ter of grebe. GARFIELD'S SUBSTITUTE A FAMED ATHLETE Sketch of George W. Wood ruff, Acting Secretary of the In terior, who was once the most famous football coach in the country. CONSCIENCE IN THE FIELD OF ART O. Henry, the most popular humorist of the day, tells how Andy deceived a Pittsburg mil lionaire who was taking on cul ture. BILLIONS IN WORLD'S NEW IMPROVEMENTS Dexter Marshall writes about colossal enterprises, now under way, which involve greater sums than were ever expended at one time. QUEER POPULATION OF TRIPOLI Frank G. Carpenter's topic for the current letter is the capital of Barbary, a desert City of 60,000 inhabitants. dr! FURNIVALL, PHYSICIAN-DETECTIVE "The Lodging-House Mys tery" is the title of his latest narrative, most startling in the denouement. ORDER FROM YOUR NEWS DEALER TODAY MODEB9 PARABLE Ofc" TWO BOYS Moral t Better to Think of Tour Duties Thau of Your "RUht." Columbus (O.) State Journal. A hoy went Into a shop to work for a man. He was a lad of considerable intel ligence and knew It himself. Besides, he had large ideas of his personality, and had thought a great deal over what were his rights. He knew exactly what he was entitled to, and what the other fellow was entitled to, and between the two there was a deep, definite division. He ob served this line very closely, and did not cross it for an Instant. If engaged on a piece of work,- and quitting time came, he quit right then, even if he could have finished it in three minutes. In doing so. he never thought-for a moment of having talked with BUI Jones full 20 minutes, that .very afternoon, about a baseball game, that came off the day before. He was simply looking to his rights, and no one else's. This was his way. Of course, he didn't stay long. There was no particular quar rel. He Just "petered out." He hadn't apprehension enough of his duty or a suf ficient regard for his service to put him in sympathy with his work. He was a misfit. He did as little as he could for his employer. He stood on his rights, and more.too. That was some years ago. Now he Is driving a team up In Cleveland for 11.60 a- day. When he left the shop another boy went In. He knew his rights, but he didn't Insist on them as much as he might, for he believed in doing things. If time was up and he could finish a thing with a few minutes over work, he would do It every time. He made himself worth something. Pretty soon, that employer saw he couldn't get along without him. He kept advancing his wages, and then Anally took him Into partnership, and now the business is a great one, and that boy has a grand home, a big salary and a lovely family, all. because he was a boy of get up, of gumption, and thought more of his duties than he did of his rights. Our Battleships As Pollcemem. Washington (D. C.) Post. The administration seems to have concluded that a good look at some of our battleships will cure that restless- . nebs of Japan's.