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Wheatley, 83 Stevenson; Hotel St. Francis News Stand. Wa&fclagton, D. Cv Ebbltt Houss News Stand. TESTER DAT S WEATHER Maximum tem perature, 68 dec; minimum, 43. Precipitation, Done. TOp ATS WEATHER Increasing cloudlnea; .winds becoming southerly. jgOKTLAXD, TTilDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1804. "SAFETX" AND "SANITX." It is probable that many of the Gold Democrats In the Eastern States who voted for McKlnley will now vote for Parker though not nearly all of them. The claim that the party has become "safe and sane" reconciles such as have been Democrats through heredity or instinct and wish to act with their party again. Yet there are others who think that the claim of "safety and sanity" for a party whose sponsors of fer their felicitations that It has "re covered," after eight years' confinement for lunacy, is not very well founded; or at least that a party subject to these long fits of "insanity" would better not be trusted just yet, but watched for a further time against the recurrence of the malady. And in truth there is small evidence of sanity regained in the course the party is now taking. Its talk of the al leged dangers of "imperialism" and "militarism" insults public Intelligence, and is contemptible, to the last degree. So is- the clamor for abandonment of the Philippine Islands. So is the attack on the Administration for its course of action which has secured construction of the Panama Canal. So Is the at tempt to couple the Administration with the trusts; when it is known that the resources of the law have been ex hausted by the Administration in pur suing the trusts, and that the greatest of the trusts, sugar, coal, railroads, are opposing Roosevelt and supporting Par ker. High place in these syndicates is held by the coal and railway magnate of West "Virginia, who is candidate for Vice-President, and by the bank syn dicate of New York, led by Belmont, whose efforts brought about the nomi nation of Parker. "When the advocates of this party say it has "regained its sanity," of course they acknowledge that it was insane. SChey profess to have recovered it from Its insanity by casting out the ele ment that bad controlled from 1898, and by putting the Belmont-Hill crowd in control, over the masses led by Bryan. But these masses still constitute the party. The St Louis Convention was "set up" by the New York managers, and their programme was carried by the arts of deception. Mr. Bryan, writ ing in his paper after the convention, said that the management of the can didacy of Judge Parker was "a plain and deliberate attempt to deceive the party," and that "he and his managers .adroitly and purposely concealed his position until the delegates had been oorraled and his nomination assured." Though Mr. Bryan, now is speaking for Judge Parker, he gives notice every where that Immediately after the elec tion he will push for reorganization of the party on former lines. Bryan is the party's real leader. He represents its purposes. The syndicate of financiers and politicians who nominated Parker have no real control over itr though by "setting up" a convention under the lead of New York they nominated the candidate. They call this "safety and sanity," but it doesn't represent the party. Has this Tarty, then, after all, recov ered its canity? Through trickery, as Bryan has shown, and against the strongest element In the party, the managers nominated Parker; but the forces that dominate and will dominate the party are unchanged, and Parker will be no master of them, if elected. The Democratic party stands for a dis tinct tendency in our public life. Parker doesn't represent it Bryan does; and he says in his Commoner that "the contest for economic and political re form will begin again as soon as the polls close." No question that the party will go with Bryan. Parker is not never can be, its leader" or representa tive. A HOMEBUILDING -ERA. A most impressive thing it is that the dominant note of periodical literature Is architecture. Magazines devoted to housebuilding and decoration have sprung into prosperous prominence. There must be nearly a dozen admira bly printed and illustrated monthly publications devoted to this class of subjects, and the distinction of their mechanical and artistic effects affords unmistakahle ovldenro of nwoi not ronage. Meanwhile newspapers and ma6cu.uica tfciierajiy ieem witn articles on building and decoration. One can hardly open a Sunday paper without finding either floor plans or else ex terior or Interior views. , Perhaps the most striking thing about siveness. They'are confined to no class of structures. About once a month some costly marble pile like Lawson's or Jttogers' or McCalrs Is completed and photographed, but -on the next page to a view of a palace costing a million or more will be some little worklngman's cottage to be built complete for maybe $1800. All classes of people seem to be interested In homebuidlng. The archi tectural and decorative displays at St Louis are constantly thronged with people who are evidently Investigating with a view to actual needs. The whole country is busy building and planning homes. V" aresuggesieo. oy mis architectural era. One Is that the day nt Ua. fomllv v.o. -J a i Two thoughts are suggested by this of the family has not passed. A home building craze is incompatible with "race suicide." Rich and poor alike are straining every nerve to possess a home, and obviously a home without children is only a feeble imitation of. the real thing. The other thought is that the people must be doine well to sus tain such a great body of architectural investigation and achievement. There was no homebullding craze in the pain ful Democratic years from 1893 to 1897. NEW POLITICAL METHODS. The -wise administrator is he who adapts his methods to the changing spirit of the times. Chairman Baker, of the Republican State Central Commit tee, is spending his money in letters written and sent to the Individual vot ers. This is a new scheme in fJrpcnn politics. It will "take." doubtless, be cause it 1b something new and because it comports with the popular mood of the hour, which is one of calm reflec tion rather than partisan frenzy. Those who can remember Portland politics in 1856 will recall without effort (he lively Buchanan-Fremont cam paign. Other memories will run back to the Hayes-Tilden fight of 1876 and the Blalne-CIeveland battle of 1884. Those were the days of marching bands ana naming torches. The ReDubliean spellbinder wouldget up on his stump and all the Republicans would yell themselves hoarse, and then the Demo cratic spellbinder wpuld get up on his stump and all. the Democrats would yell themselves hoarse. Great were the sacrifices and the sen sations of those days. Many a boy of IS went without a Winter overcoat iif order to get a marching suit How often did a member of the Tllden Tigers or the Blaine Invlnclbles blow out the torch of the man In front of him In rage because it had been Inadvertently thrust in his face! How many times, did rival processions fall afoul of each other and shed blood.'each man In his own party's noble .cause! Great was the anxiety of each side to outstrin th. other In display, and when the resuft on election night was ascertained, every man who had carried a torch on the winning Bide felt a personal nrlde In the fact that again the country had been saved. Perhaps it would be unsafe to sav that that day has gone never to return; for It may come back. When we look at the devotion with which men of sound mind even In this day and age of the world will get out In the street all red silk and feathers to march with their noble order on some fool occasion or other, it would be rash to predict the doom of marching clubs and cam paign bonfires. Yet It Is true that for the present these boyish operations are consigned to Innocuous desuetude. " It Is more complimentary to our people that they are more moved by solid facts ad dressed to their calm judgment than by the smell of a kerosene torch or the time occupied by a parade In passing a given point Whoever's cause Is just should be glad of dispassionate exam ination into the grounds of the issue. We shall see in November, as we saw in June, whether a quiet campaign Is necessarily a feeble one. DESIGNEDLY DEFECTIVE AND UNFAIR. The dilemma In which County Clerk Roland, of Marlon County, finds him self is one that will perplex the Clerks of several counties. In preparing for the election next month Mr. Roland must place the prohibition question upon the official ballot He finds, how ever, that If he follows the form pre scribed by law, many people cannot vote their opinions, while if he puts the question on the ballot in such a form that the people may all express their wishes, he must violate the law. It is not a very pleasant position in which to tilac a. mihiio official It is just such a situation as was pre dicted by those who studied the local option law and saw Its unfairness. The difficulty in Marlon County Is plain. A vote upon the liquor question has been ordered for the whole county, and for a subdivision composed of three Salem precincts. Under the provisions of the local op tion law a petition for the submission of the question in the entire county is In effect a petition for the submission of the question in each individual pre cinct of the county. In each of the Sa lem precincts referred to the voter finds himself confronted with three separate questions: "Do you want prohibition for your own precinct?" "Do you want it for the subdivision composed of three precincts?" "Do you want It for the entire county?" But in answering these three questions a man must make a single mark for or against prohibition for the entire county" and for the subdi vision composed of the three precincts. If a man votes for prohibition for his own precinct he must also vote for pro hibition for the entire county, and vice versa. If he votes against prohibition for the countyv he cannot vote In favor of prohibition for his home precinct This Inconsistency In what was paraded as a "local option" law arises from the fact that the liquor question can be placed upon the ballot in only one form, though there may really be a number of questions Involved. Mr. Roland intends to follow the forms prescribed by law, thus relieving himself of responsibility for unsatisfactory results. WHAT WILL THE WOMEN DO? It is high time for a man who can stand, barefaced, before an audience of Intelligent Christian women with the declaration on his lips that half of the women of a great commonwealth and half the women of a city of 100,000 peo ple are "bad women," to place his hand upon his mouth and his mouth in the dust Jt is also high time for a great church,, composed largely of women and supported to a considerable extent by woman's self-eacriflclnsr enfleavnr. to force his relinquishment of the edi torial control of one of its denomlna- Ltional newspapers, and for self-respect- I " uiuea turn wyjuen Tvno nave sublime and just confidence in the vir tue and true womanliness of a vast majority of their sex In this civilise and enlightened city to spurn from their homes a journal that under such con- and is likely at any time to make shameful allegations against womanhood. A man who could so abuse the cour tesy of a woman' convention, as D. L. Rader, preacher and editor of the Pa cific Christian Advocate, is said to have done before the convention of the State W. C. T. U., whose invited guest he was Wednesday evening, is unworthy of public confidence. The only explana tion of his conduct that suggests itself at this time Is that he is a man of nar row, illiberal. Illogical mind, who was Incited to Jealousy the controlling- ele ment of such minds during his resi dence In Colorado whence he came re cently, by finding there many women who were his superiors, in Intellect as well as In energetic and disinterested effort looking to the public weal. A man has a perfect right to doubt the expediency of granting the suffrage to women. Many broad-minded, gener ous and manly men conscientiously op pose the extension of the ballot to women upon this ground. But no man worthy of the respect of self-respecting people would come Into a community and boldly declare that half of Its women were Immoral women, or In ef fect that womanly virtue would be sub ject to bargain-counter barter If women became voters. Out upon such indecent assertion, and shame, shame, to the man who thus uncovers .his own moral nakedness before the public without being ashamed of the disgusting dis play! CONSTRUCTIVE STATESMANSHIP. In the dispatch of Secretary Taft to the Isthmus of Panama the President discovers himself In a characteristic phase. For seeing through the most complicated problem, for apprehending the sound and safe way out of a multi tude of perplexities, Mr. Taft Is perhaps the marvel of the day. He has so fine and true a nature, wherein noble im pulses are .deftly blended with acute discernment that he picks out as with intuition the happy solution of difficul ties arising between a nation like this and a distant community of unfamiliar people. What he did In the.Phlllpplnes he will do at Panama. It might seem strange at first sight that so great a man as Taft should be sent on an errand of conciliation to so small a people; and It would be strange, except for one thing, and that Is' the President's sense of responsibility. If George Vanderbllt had a petty dispute with one of his poor neighbors In North Carolina, we should be surprised to see him get the greatest and kindest lawyer in New York City to go down there and fix the thing up to the neighbor's satis faction. But Theodore Roosevelt means to be even more particular with poor, weak Panama than he would be with Germany or Great Britain. So he sends Taft Now Taft Is a man who will speak softly but never carries a big stick. He will promise the Panama people every thing he thinks Is right, maybe a little more, and whatever he promises will be fulfilled by the Administration at Washington. For Taft is a man of peace. A lawyer and a Judge, he has been trained In the ways of peace. He went to the Philippines an "antl-lm-perlallst" He changed his views as he grew acquainted with the facts, but his sympathies with the people there re mained. He became their advocate and champion at the White House. He stood between them and Congress. In a political sense he was father and mother to them. They love him for his superior brains, his generous heart his steadfast devotion to their welfare, and the force and shrewdness he has mani fested In securing benefits for them at the hands of President and Congress. Nothing could more clearly reveal the attitude ofthe President's mind toward hte people of the Isthmus. Just what Taft is certain to say and do there is foreshadowed in his letter of instruc tions. He is to be just and even gen erous. He is to promise the isthmian population no wrong or harm, but only good and help. And Taft Is just the man to inspire confidence there and then to secure the redemption of his, promises here. This Is constructive statesmanship of the highest kind. It is significant also to see two men of the marvelous mental and moral caliber of Root and Taft working steadily and enthusiastically as subordinates under Theodore Roosevelt and looking up to him with loyalty and confidence as an able and trustworthy administrator. It was one of Lincoln's marks of great ness that he got the greatest men that he could get as his assistants and main tained his ascendency over them by the sheer force of his dominating person ality. It seems to be so with President Roosevelt IKIUGATION" STATUTES NEEDED. The Oregon Legislature will probably hesitate to pass an act creating a department of state government with as many officials as contemplated by the proposed Irrigation- code; and if such a law is . passed, as it probably will be, an ef fort will doubtless be made to reduce the number of officers to the minimum. In order to do this and to secure the most efficient service,- use 6hould be made, so far as possible, of the pres ent official system. While Irrigation is of great importance to Oregon, it is not yet practiced to such an extent as to necessitate expensive -supervision. In its general plan the irrigation code seems to be practical and, if enacted into law, will doubtless accomplish the ends de sired the encouragement of irrigation and the economical use of water. At the same time It would seem that per haps some Improvements could be made In the details of the law by fitting Its provisions to existing conditions. The proposed law provides for the ap pointment of a State Engineer st a sal ary of $3000 a year and expenses, with one or more assistants at salaries of 1800 a year and expenses, the appoint ment of the engineer to be made by the Governor, and the term of office to be six years. Now, as everyone knows, there has already been started in this state t a system of Irrigation under the provisions of the Carey Act and the state law passed in accordance with that act and the proceedings under this system are largely under the direction and control of the State Land Board, composed of the Governor, Secretary of State and State Treasurer. Several times the State Land Board has found it necessary to employ an engineer, and In the next ten years or more while the irrigation systems are under construc tion the services of an engineer will be needed in order to see that the irriga tion companles'a.re fulfilling their con tracts m a proper manner. In view of this situation it will be readily apparent to all that the State Engineer should be appointed by the State Land Board and be under its direction and control at all times. . .Tii3u sJtxpdsixcsi tejiijc years, when the State bad, far all prac tical purposes, two land departments which were running independent of each other, shows the folly of such a. course. One department knew little or nothing of what the other had done, and the result was confusion and con flict which brought the honor of the state In question. The possibility of a recurrence of such a condition should be scrupulously avoided, and to this end another suggestion may be made. The proposed law provides that the water right records of the state shall be kept In the office of the State Engineer, while under present laws and contracts, the records relating to irrigation under the Carey Act are kept In the office of the clerk of the State Land Board. The nature of the State Engineer's work will make It necessary for him to be away from ,hls office a great portion of the time, and for that reason It would not be convenient to the public to have the records kept In his office. These considerations indicate very strongly that it would not be best to create and maintain an Irrigation Department sep arate ann distinct from departments al ready in existence. The best plan would be to make the State Engineer an attache of the State Land Office and have all his records kept there, where they will be accessi ble to the public at all times. This ar rangement will make it unnecessary to employ a clerk to attend the office dur ing the absence of the State Engineer. Under that arrangement, all Irrigation records and proceedings would be con trolled by one body instead of having one system Under the management of the. State Land Board and an other governed by the State Engi neer. At such times as the State Land Board needed the -services of the engi neer .In looking after the Irrigation work under the Carey Act, he would be subject to their directions. At all other times his attention could be given to other irrigation matters. It does not seem that irrigation has yet become so extensive or so complicated In Oregon as to make It necessary to have both an engineer and an assistant engineer. If the State Engineer be charged wlthno office duties as he would not be If he be made an attache of the State Land Of fice, he would be free to attend to out side work and an. assistant would not be necessary for several years at least Oregon has never been burdened with an expensive official system, and one should be avoided as long as possible. The proposed law also provides for the election of a Board of Water Com missioners, probably about six In num ber, one for each Water Division. The Commissioners are to have supervision of the apportionment of water under I the licenses Issued by the State Engi neer ana have power to appoint Water Masters In the several Water Districts (subdivisions of Water Divisions). The Water Masters are to have Immediate charge of the apportionment of water under the general supervision of the Water Commissioners. Water Commis sioners are to receive 510 per day and expenses and Water Masters i per day and expenses. At first Impression this arrangement suggests too much super vision and not enough actual and ef fective work. If practicable, the appor tionment of water made by the State Engineer should be sufficient so far as general supervision is concerned and the actual charge of distribution should then be left to the Water Masters, ap pointed by the State Land Board, "upon recommendation of the State Engineer. In this way one set of officers who have only supervisory duties could be dis pensed with and the work of managing the irrigation affairs greatly simplified. A complicated system results In a di vision of responsibility and seldom im proves the service. The ghost of the old Portland Savings Bank seems to be one of those haunting specters that will not down. A week or so ago a certificate of deposit calling for $4000 on that Institution of unhal lowed memory was found amid the charred remains of a shanty in which, some years ago, the aged holder had taken refuge with his wife for lack of other shelter, and in which both were burned to death one stormy night when it went up In flame and smoke, leaving this mockery of wealth unconsumed. Nowwehave notice of a meager "balance left from the manipulation of the bank's assets, aggregating about one-tenth of 1 per cent of the "claims, which will be distributed pro rata upon presentation of certificates by the holders. Ther i no Intention of adding Insult to Injury in proclaiming this last dividend. The County Court has merely, for once, a small sum of money on hand that It does not know what to do with, and Is not anxious, for obvious reasons, to carry. Hence the final rally of this gaunt and attenuated ghost of the wrecked hopes and fortunes of many hopeless victims of a notable bank fail ure of a past decade. George Taylor, for brutally beating a boy in this city recently, has been given a year In the County Jail. He will thus find opportunity to exercise his muscle on the county rockplle. which is -much better use than he seems to be able to make of It without special airection. (Breaking rock 13 an excel lent avenue for th escape of surplus energy that men of his (Jlass when left to their own devices are apt to expend in oeating women, children and crln pies. The employment of a coward who makes boast of his strength In this manner Is In the Interest of good roads as well as of necessary discipline. The police has been called upon to take In a gang, of boys and girls who make night hideous In the vicinity of East Eighth and Everett streets. What of the parents who sit serenely In their homes that being a respectable resi dence district of the city while the racket goes on? Are they ready to delegate the simplest form of parental authority to the police? Have they lost the old-fashioned art of putting chil dren to bed in season? Let us hope that these questions will be promptly answered In the negative by the proper housing of these boisterous youngsters at the curfew hour. "About half the women of Portland are bad women," says Mr. Rader, mln ister and newly appointed editor of the Pacific Christian Advocate. It must be conceded that he has been Indefatigable In his efforts along certain lines if he makes this statement on a basis of personal knowledge of the subject Sir Thomas Llptbn certainly has what sportsmen proudly characterize as "good stuff" in him. This is fully con ceded, whether he again enters the race for the America's cup or not He has proved, his quality, both in effort and the good crace with which he taVfa dt. THE GOLD AND THE TARIFF. Philadelphia North American. At the present moment we have in cir culation in. this country of money of all kinds about $2,600,000,000. The paper and silver currency rests upon and obtains Its value and effectiveness from the store of gold that we possess. The gold In the National Treasury and in circulation in September. 1904. was J84I.000.0&0. Thus Lthere was about $1 of gold for every $3 of general currency. But the gold has another burden to carry and to Impart value to bank credit The precise fig ures -representing this bank credit are not available, but beyond question they amount upward far into thousands of millions of dollars. To retain in the country the stock of gold is, therefore, manifestly a matter of first importance. No well-informed man need to be told that if the metal should go abroad in large quantities the- American people would encounter financial distress and industrial prostration. If oast experience has any lesson xor this Nation, it Is that the, one thing that will send gold away in great sums Is lanre reductions of the duties upon im- ports In other words, the kind of tariff reformation to which the Democratic party is solemnly pledged. What Is the experience referred to? In 186 and 1857 this same Democratic party, in control of National legislation put into operation tariffs which went as far as the party dared to go in the airec tion of outright free trade. The first or these tariffs was enacted almost simul taneously with the discovery of gold in California tlw gold that was needed more than any one thing to promote and expand the industrial forces of a Nation that had never possessed anything like a sufficient quantity of real money. If the protective system as the Nation knows It now had been at that time In ex istence, there can be no doubt that all, or nearly all, the gold unearthed In Cali fornia would-have remained here to bene fit our own people. But, with our ports wide open to European manufactures, the country was flooded with European goods. which we might have made at home, ana practically the entire mass of California gold was hurried across the Atlantic to pay for them. In the meantime, the American people. Instead of employing gold for currency. as they might have done, were compelled to use sag money of such nlthlness ana variableness of value as men of the pres ent generation can hardly understand. In the meantime, also, the revenues of the Federal Government deprived of customs duties in sufficient measure, fell so far below the necessary expenditures that the Treasurv was obliged to borrow money, for which (so low had the National credit fallen) It was compelled to pay 12 per cent The inevitable result of all this blunder ing and folly was that In 1857, with the Democrats still In power, the Nation was involved in one of the worst panics re corded In Its history a panic In which private business and public credit were shaken to their foundations. In a different degree, but in precisely the same manner, the same thing nap pened during Grover Cleveland's second administration. In 1892, the year before he came Into office, our total exports were 41,016,000,000. In 1895, two years after ward, with the Wilson tariff In operation, the exDorts fell to $793,000,000. Thus we, sold less material to. foreigners and for what we bought we must pay more gold. instead of Daylnjr In produce. Gold began again to flow to Europe in a groat stream. In 1895, for the first time In many years, the expenses of the Government acaln exceeded the income, thn nubile debt was increased from $585,- 000,000 in 1892 to 3847,000,000 in 1896, and before Mr. Cleveland had been in office two years there was a panic and prostra tion of Industry precisely like that which brought misery and ruin to-the .Nation in 1857. The number is small of the persons who ran remember the disasters of 1857. Mil lions of living men know from observation what happened in 1893. The younger men, who have come into adult years since 1893. will do well to study the complete history of that time of destruction and distress and the causes or trie trouoie. It is hard to believe that Intelligent Americans who know the facts will con sent to make a third experiment along the line of the- Democratic theories and in the direction of another exodus of gold, an other panic and another period of busi ness disaster. The DIngley tariff went Into operation In 1897, and in the six years following Its adoption we sold to foreign countries of our products $3.6H,000,000 worth more than we bought from them. This enorm ous (and still increasing) balance of trade in our favor and this alone, keeps the gold here, and adds continually to the dimensions of our stock. There will never be another gold drain from our shores to Europe while we have a good protective tariff; no man can safely assert in the light of the facts presented above, that such a tariff as Judge Parker and his friends are pledged to will not leave us without enough gold for the safety of our financial situation. y Generally an Even Trade. Chicago Evening Post. In proof of what Is called the "intelli gence and enterprise 'of American girls," It isrelated that "no young man who is heir to a fine title starts in Jife in Lon don without his presence being Immedi ately discovered by some heiress or heir esses in the States or the American col ony In London." Now this may be taken as an evidence of enterprise, but we can not see that it indicates intelligence to any remarkable degree. On the contrary, It would appear to argue a rather dis tressing lack of Intelligence, unless the "heiress" is heir to nothing more than pretension, ambition and vulgarity. But it all depends on how you look at It and the way of looking at It on the part of silly Americans Is never changed by the dire failures of such ventures save as a purely mercenary Investment The wo man buys the man and the man buys the woman. The trade is supposed to be equal, and neither Is quite impudent enough to think that the sanctity of mar riage is to be taken into account Happily both parties can always fall back on the saving power of divorce and usually for grounds tbat even the. Church of England is compelled to recognize. The President Would Do. . Boston Herald. While James Jeffrey Roche was having a chat with President Roosevelt In the White House last week the telephone bell- was ringing somewhat persistently. There being no attendant at hand, the President excused himself and went to answer the repeated call. This is the conversation that took plica on .the line, according to the testimony of the distinguished gen tleman at the President's end of it: "Well, what is ltr "Hello, Is Archie there?" "No, he's not' s "Who's this I'm talking to?" "The President" "Well, you'll do. Tell Archie to come over and play ball." - And the President proceeded to execute the order, as directed. In the Paddock., Puck. Friend Why do you call your new horse "War Correspondent?" Owner Well, he's deuced expensive and never at the front Diminishing Scale. McLandbursh Wilson. Grandma had an. open hearth Equipped, -with crane aad spit. And there the turned, her basQsets out For kings and princes flt. Mother had a cookatova his To satisfy your wish. And Stella feeds the tnner mzn Upon a chafing dish! And so w thlnlc,vif this keeps A toothsome mesa to hatcfc, Iho feneration yet to cobs THE ISSUE OF-"ECONOMY," Hon. Leslie M. Shaw, Secretary of the Treasury, speaking at Saratoga. N. T., October 17, 1904, said in part: In a talk to a delegation of editors. and in his letter of acceptance. Judge Parker invites comparisons between Dem ocratic administrations and Republican administrations. Comparisons he shall have. During Mr. Cleveland's last administra tion the interest-bearing debt of the United States was increased $262,000,000, and the interest charge' was Increased $11,600,000 per annum. During the last seven yeara a great International war has been successfully prosecuted. $20,009,000 paid to Spain for insular possessions, 550,000,000 paid for an isthmian right of way, the "public debt less In cash In the Treasury" actually decreased. $20,000,000, and the annual Interest charge reduced 510,000,000 per annum, and there Is now In the Treasury, after adding $50,000,000 to the gold reserve, nearly $150,000,000 available as a working balance, and for public buildings, dredging rivers, deepening har bors, and other" internal Improvements. During Mr. Cleveland's last adminis tration there was expended for public buildings $15,000,000; but during the last four years there has been expended for public buildings, in 134 cities and towns In' 37 states, the princely sum of $30,000,000. During -Mr. Cleveland's last administra tion there was expended for increase of the Navy $54,000,000; during the last four years more than $101,000,000 has been thus expended. There was expended on navy- yards during that administration $4,500,000, while during the last four years the out lay, therefor has been $22,000,000. During Mr. Cleveland's last admlnlstra tlon there was expended for public bum! Ings, for Increase of the Navy and for construction of Navy-yards, $74,000,000. During the last four years there has been expended for the same permanent pur poses, and in the Interest of all the peo ple and for all time, the sum of $153,000,000. During the fiscal year 1896, immediately nrecedlnK the election of Mr. Cleveland's successor, there was expended for public fbulldings. Increase of the Isavy and navy-yards, $14,000,000. During the fiscal year 1S04, immediately preceding tho elec tion, of Theodore Roosevelt there was expended for the same purposes $57,000,000, or four times as much, besides an add! tlonal $50,000,XK for the Isthmian right of way. During Mr. Cleveland's last administra tion the minimum of public improvements was made, yet the per capita Interest bearing debt Increased $3 and over; the .interest charge 13 cents per capita; while during the last seven years, in addition to the expense of the Spanish War, the acquisition of territory, the purchase of the Isthmian right of way,- $340,000,000 ex pended on public buildings, river and harbor Improvements, Navy and navy yards, the per capita interest-bearing debt has been decreased S3 cents, and the in terest charge 21 cents per capita. In an unguarded moment Judge Parker invited comparisans between an admin istration which borrowed more money than it made betterments, and had noth ing to bequeath but a bankrupted coun try and a disrupted party, with an ad ministration which made the maximum of public Improvements, reduced the inter-, est-bearlng debt, and had a handsome balance In the bank as a guaranty of. future progress. Ah, Judge Parker, do you not know and will you not learn that the test of statesmanship Is not the little that Is accomplished amidst severest travail, but the much that Is achieved with no Inconvenience and amid uni versal rejoicings? During Mr. Harrison's administration It cost 3.30 per cent to collect the customs revenues. Under Mr. Cleveland's admin istration this was increased to 4.53 per cent, at a loss to the country of $10,000,000; but during the last four years it has cost only 3.16 per cent a saving of $14,000,000 from what it would have cost at the rate i established during the last period of 1 Democratic control. For Instance, not withstanding a reduction of revenues, .the annual payroll at tho New Tork Custom- been a "saving to the Government during Mr. Cleveland's second term. During Mr. Cleveland's last administra-' tlon it cost 2.65 per cent to collect tho internal revenue. This has been reduced during the last four years to 1.73 per cent, a saving to the Government of $8,700,000 from what it would have cost at the rate established during Mr. Cleve land's administration. Thus there has been a saving ta the Government during the last four years, in the, relative ex pense of collecting its revenues, of $22,000,000. The 51st Congress was Republican, and it appropriated $968,000,000. Thereupon the Democratic party went into contortions over -what it denominated the "Billion Dollar Congress." The lower House (which originates all appropriations) of the 52d Congress was Democratic, but In stead of stopping $12,000,000 short of the much denounced billion-dollar limit, it ex ceeded It by $25,000,000 and appropriated $1,028,000,000. It was elected on a platform of economy, but it exceeded all precedent, and its mark was not again reached until the Spanish War. The Democratic party never falls ,to make economy a much featured plank in its platform, but its appropriations, like its other legislation, are never affected by its promises. It Is a conceded fact that both our Army and Navy have been increased within the last few years. It Is likewise true that the people of the United States are doing much more business and therefore sending much more mall, and they are also writ ing many more letters of congratulation than during Mr. Cleveland's administra tion. In addition free delivery has been established in many cities, and rural free delivery Inaugurated over a considerable portion of every state. Let those who would reduce our Army and Navy to their former size and condition, and those who would abolish tho free delivery in the towns where it has been established, and rural free delivery altogether, accept the figures given by Judge Parker, but those who do not wish this can find the real test of economy In comparing expendi tures other than those of the Army, the Navy, and the Postoffice. Eliminating these three Items from consideration, the annual expense of administration dur ing Mr. Cleveland's last term averaged $3.73 per capita; but during the last four years this has been reduced to $3.69 per capita, showing a greater economy in the last four years in administrative matters, including outlay for public buildings, of nearly 10 per cent per capita. Take tho PostoSlce Department as an other illustration of greater economy during tho last four years. During Mr. Cleveland's administration it cost over 71 cents per capita in excess of postal Tecelpts to conduct the business of that department, but during the last four years it has cost less than 31 cents in excess of postal receipts, notwithstanding the improved service and the inauguration of 27,000 rural free-delivery routes, taking me man 10 j.jxo.wu lammes. I submit it is unfair to charge, as Judge Parker does, to administrative extrava gance the cost of public buildings, battle ships, navy-yards, mall routes, and the expense of transporting last year over 260.000 tons more mall than was carried during a lute period of Mr. Cleveland's administration. Postal receipts have increased three fold since the first date with which Judge Parker seeks- to establish an unfavorable comparison, but his comparison Is seem ingly unfavorable only because he In cludes among the expenditures the cost of postoffice administration and omits to give credit ior the Increased receipts. Annual postal receipts have Increased $1 per capita since the first year of Mr. Cleveland's administration, with which, in another place, he seeks comparison, but fails to give credit therefor. Economy is a good thlgg to preach, and it Is a better thing to practice, but econo my aad statesmanship arc riot synony mous terns 8- The. issue ought never to be -who spends the least money, but rather who has the most, to shpw for money NOTE' AND COMMENT. AXONE IX AF5UCA. A Story of True IxsTe, Westera Grit "aad the Power of Classified AaverttslBg. (Summary of orevious round Snillvan Gulch obtains a Job as Kins of Zululand to compiy witn tne conditions on which he may marry Clementina Carp. With a band of trusty, followers, ha marches tkm.ic.Vi th a fH. can Jungle, and after various adventures he reucnes nis Kingdom.) LAST ROUND-Shinnlns: un the neek of the loftiest giraffe. Gulch eagerly scanned the horizon for signs of his re turning envoys. '"Sdeath!" he muttprwi for he had now adopted royal cuss words, mey are as slow as election returns from Klamath." Just then h sight of a sail that looked strangely fa- muiar. A second look convinced him that it was Clementina's kimono. Gulch was about to wave his hand, when the giraffe """ lo ck its too and precipitate? him tO the eroimt! Tiafnr. Vi. ..l w ..wtg luuiu oo cend again to his lofty perch he beheld uie wa Willamette scowboat come sail lng up the river, Clementina at the prow and Sellwood Ferry at the helm. "Twenty-one cays out from Portland," cried Ferry with an air of pride. "How did you comer asked Gulch; for. getting his royal dignity. "By the Columbia to Astoria, from there to Cape Horn C. O. D from there to Cairo by the O. R. & n., and as for the rest of the way, why, we did it on our heads." Before the old man finished speaking Clementina Carp had planked herself In Gulch's arms, amid the waitings of the Zulus,. who consider a wedding a doleful occasion, and reserve their merrymaking for funerals. Sullivan and Clementina were married that day by the Bishop ot Matabeleland, who was in town to" open a new saloon. Next day Clementina said, Tm tired of the King business, Sullivan! and besides I want to get back to Port land to begin work on my Christmas pres ents." So Sullivan abdicated, and published a card of thanka to his subjects In The Oregonlan. a ropy of which is preserved in the Zululand Safe Deposit "Vaults. What It Is. "Pa,- what's tho Constltutidn?" rrhe Constitution, my boy, la some thing the politicians discover every fourth year." Save Your PIn-Money. (From "I Done It Myself; a Hands Guide to Making Nothing Out of Some thing.") Don't marry, and you won't have to supply a wife with pin-money. ' Lipton Is still in lifting mood. Now for the sure things once mors. Oyama and Kuropatkln are halting. Sa are most of their men. Taft goes to Panama to say: "We can spank you, but we won't at least not Just now." When we read that Tom Burrows has Increased his clubswinging record to 43 hours and 6 minutes, we realize that some people are hopelessly Insane. Some persons may find pleasure in see ing a model United States mint in work ing order at the Lewis and Clark Fair; others will find It merely aggravating. Visitors to the Lewla and Clark Exposition in Portland next year will not "take In tho Midway." , They will "hit tha Trail." New Yorlc Evening Sun. Don't be nervous, tenderfoot brother; 'twill be a blazed trail. CHICAGO, Oct. 14. (Special dispatch to tha Philadelphia North American.) Ministers who know the Bible- well but never read novels cannot he of value to congregations, according to Bishop McDowell, of the Methodist Episco pal Church. lnwa lecture to students. Sure. They wouldn't be understood. This Is a story that Is new again: One of the governesses in a kindergarten and preparatory school was giving: aa interest ing lesson otl "Worms, grubs and caterpillars, and their uses to man." Presently she turned to a little six-year-old girl and asked: "Now, my dear, what worm was it that gave your mother her beautiful silk dressT" "Papa, ma'am," promptly replied the child. Delegates to the Peace Congress, on visiting Brooklyn, it is said, were greeted with this war-whoop: Boom-chick! Boom! Boom-chick 1 Boom I -Boom-Jig! A-rig-a-JIg! A-rig-a-Jlg-a! Boom! Boo in! Get a rattrap Bigger than sl cat trap! Boom! Boom! Bobmt Cannibal! Cannibal! Siss! Boom! Ah! Brooklyn High School! Rah! Rah! Rah! They must have felt that they had stumbled upon a field white unto the har vest ' 'Older authors have' fallen upon evil days. Their works have scant respect Cyrus Townsend Brady recently paused long enbugh In his dictation to hash up "Ten Thousand aYear,1' and have It pub lished under the title of "Tittlebat Tit mouse," and now a New York house an nounces a series of "condensed classics." "Clarissa" Harlowe" has been condensed, and "Tom Jones" haB ' been condensed. If some of the moderns would condense their own stories before publication, the public would be more the gainers. "Tom Jones" has flourished long enough with out pruning it to Justify Fielding's art WEX. J. OUT OF THE GINGER JAR. Borroughs Fine, bracing .weather, isn't it? Wiseman Not with me. I haven't a cent. So long! Philadelphia Ledger. "X believe that little Chumiey is pretty sura to get aheadln time." "Well, he needs one right away." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "A fool and his freedom are soon parted," remarked the bachelor, upon bearing of the marriage of another friend. Yonkers States man. Grade Maud made a hit as a beauty while in London, Lucy Well, it is so foggy there that they couldn't see what she really looked like. Chicago Dally News. Mrs. Jones I suppose Sarah feels pretty bad over the. loss of her husband. Mrs. Brown Naturally, for she thought tbe world of him. But then, you know, ehe is awfully fond of crape. Bostot Transcript. "They have no pennies out in California at all," said the man who was noted, for being close. Just home from a. trip "What la the world did you do when the' collection plate came around?" asked the parson. Tonkers Statesman. "Say, old fellow, I'm in a big rush with this. Won't you take. the girl's place- at the typewriter while she goes to lunch?" "But I don't know the keyboard." "Oh, that'll be all right. This is an Illinois-French Can adian dialect poem I'm working oa" Judge. JRoxley Tcoldly) And what are" your pros pects, may I ask? Jack Hansom Pardon me, sir. I merely love your daughter. I have not been so mercenary as to look you up in Bradstreet's, and therefore,- I can not answer your questioa." Philadelphia Press. Mamma Johnny. I am ashamed of. you for keeping at the bottom of yssr class In school. Johnny I keep there for th ad vantages ot the place, mamma. It's, my lat guess at a question, you know. Wken. all the others have failed. It's alamt impaibla tor Jjm sot to fN riht.'' SjtOA'TsyariK,