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Wheatley, 83 Stevenson; Hotel Francis News Stand. Washington, D. C. Ebbitt House News Stand. YESTERDAY'S WEATHER Maximum temperature, 87 degrees; minimum tempera ture, 58 degrees. ' TODAY'S WEATHER Fair and slightly cooler; winds mostly northerly. . 1 PORTLAND, SATURDAY, AUGUST 13, 1904. A SON AT PETERHOF. "What has become of the seer who foretold the birth of seven daughters to an heirless Czar when the wedding bells were ringing throughout Russia upon the occasion .of the marriage of Nicholas II and the young, reluctant Princess Alix of Hesse-Darmstadt? Four times this prophet of disappoint ment wagged his head sagely when news from the imperial birth chamber at St. Petersburg was given to the world. The fifth time he finds himself discredited by the credulous, as he has been from the first by people of sane minds. For the hopes of Russia long de ferred and repeatedly disappointed have at length been realized. The young Czarina has again gone down to the gates of death, and emerged from the shadows, this time the grateful mother of a son. An heir to the throne of "Holy Russia," a sturdy young Mus covite, who will need to bring all of the courage and strength of a long line of Russian and German ancestors to "the task to which he was born, this child is, in the present crisis of Russian affairs, at home and abroad, an object of great interest to the civilized world. His parents are to be congratulated; Russia, possibly, Is to be congratulated; but the boy himself is an object of pity rather than of envy. The coming of this heir was the event needed at this time to raise the droop ing spirits of the loyal subjects of the Czar. Perhaps also It was the event needed to crystallize the hatred for the Czar of the nihilists that swarm the empire. However this may be, the great world of motherhood reaches out to the bedside of the Czarina with ten derness, sympathy and rejoicing, feel ing, as only motherhood can, the truth of the declaration: "She remembers no more her pain for joy that a man child is 'born into the world." The Czar himself, meanwhile, is the object of sympathy and congratulation from many a disheartened and discred ited father of a family wholly girls. At such a time as this, sympathy is strong and unrestrained. There will be those to think less hardly of Russia for the Czarina's good fortune, and, glad that her own future is brighter, admit the hope that the hapless empire's "luck might change from this hour. It is certain that, if rumored successes to the Russian arms should be confirmed, the superstition that has hitherto been clouded "with gloom would give place to an equally baseless and fanatical be lief that the new-born babe Is the "bearer of -better things to the ill-starred house of Romanoff. ENCROACHMENTS WHILE YOU WAIT. The truly Superior Person Is known by nothing so unmistakably as by the comprehensiveness of his pessimistic View. Wheresoever his gaze, acting through the bluest of blue glasses, alights, there he finds only occasion of solicitude, regret and alarm. It is fit ting that Judge Parker, having re ceived the 33d degree of Superior Per sonage by virtue of his recent nomlna tion, yet more recently disclosed to him through the thoroughly MIssourian but perfectly sober medium of Champ Clark, should survey a horizon of poli tics which moves him only to profound grief and concern. Judge Parker is troubled about en croachments. It is a theme with which the strenuous magazine page has made us all familiar. There are the en croachments of labor on capital and of capital on labor. There are the en croachments of the House of Repre sentatives on the Senate, causing such perturbation in an otherwise imper turbable Senate. There are the en croachments of the Senate not only on the House, but on the Executive office itself. There are the encroachments of the legislative on the Judiciary and of the judiciary on the legislative. Perhaps the most prevalent and dis turbing encroachment of late has been the Senatorial article. Speaker Cannon has served defiant notice on the Senate, to the enthusiastic cheers of an unani mous House; and such necessary and self-satisfying reformers as John Brls ben Walker and Henry Loomls Nelson have leveled their most scarifying shafts at the Senatorial" encroachment on the Presidential independence. It was not intended, they say, that the Senate should dominate appointments and dictate to the President so as indi rctly to control legislation. Hence our free institutions axe imperiled and every palladium of our liberties is in danger. Judge Parker's contribution to the encroachment jeremiad Is timely, If not overdue; for he shows us that while the Senate may be encroaching on the President, the President is encroaching on the Senate right back again. Many will take courage from this to believe that if there is any encroaching to be done. President Roosevelt will be able to take care of his end of the game. Judge Parker, it is fair to assume, "would notf be found wanting, either, in tne encroaenment line, as nis telegram to the St JLouis Convention bears wit ness: He'will do well If he can measure up to 'the. high standard of that other famous encroaching anti-encroachment President, the Honorable Grover Cleve land. ONE SERVICE OF EXPOSITIONS. Therjev- was one very suggestive thoughtJn the interesting discussion of world's fairs cpntributed by Mr. Henry E. Dosch to The Oregonlan of Thurs day. He said that while the subscrip tions made to an exposition may never be repaid from the gate receipts, yet the indirect benefits to the city are al most beyond calculation. And it is even so; for already Portland can tes tify to the great notice that has been brought to the city through announce ments of the Lewis and Clark Fair abroad and through the visits that have been made hither by distinguished per sons, like the Visit now being made by Governor Pardee, of California, and the men with him. No city which has been Inclined to live within itself- alone can ever again be quite the same after a World's Fair. The crust of isolation Is broken In upon, never to be restored. A cosmo politan habit and attitude takes posses sion of the people, so that nothing In the wide world is after that alien to them or strange. There is a sudden and momentous jolt out of the rut of. village and provincial life into the alert and worldly-wise equipment that dis tinguishes the true metropolitan. The crush of traffic on a busy street; the denser throng of vehicles; the multi plied street-car service; the continuous contact with strange races and Ainfa mlllar objects; the educational force of the world's wonders gathered together so that they soon become the common topic of conversation these are forma tive influences which every great expo sition awakes In the city where It Is held and which tend to arouse, enlighten and improve. Expositions act upon the people of a region much as travel acts upon the individual. Nothing is so dwarfing to private or public character as stagna tion. In the remote sections of Con necticut or Long Island or the Appa lachians you will come across persons of excellent lineage and antecedents who are no more in touch with the mod ern world than a Hottentot. What has weazened their bodies and starved their minds to death is isolation. It is only through attrition that geology has worked out its problems, civilization has grown up and passed from Asia to Egypt and from Egypt to Greece and from Greece to Rome and from Rome to Europe and from Europe to Amer ica. Sparks struck out at Thermopy lae and fires lit at Salamls have kindled all the light that shines for the cult! vated modern. Knocking about the world broadens the provincial mind and gives it culture for backwoods empti ness. Tne exposition does tms in some shape, and in useful if limited form for community. Especially for a city at Portland's critical stage In development, merging as it is from a provincial town into a metropolis, is the service of a great ex position to be welcomed. What our California visitors can tell us the Mid winter Fair did for San Francisco, just that the Lewis and Clark Centennial will do for Portland. It gathered treas ures of art and science from the ends of the earth to the Golden Gate, where local zeal has retained them for the city's perpetual ornament and pride. How much in dignity the city has gained from the buildings and exhibits retained in Golden Gate Park Is. the thought of every visitor there. It Is' not strange, therefore, that California takes such official Interest In Portland's Ex position, or that the part she will take in it is certain, as time goes on, to be Important and valuable. As the pio neer in Pacific Coast expositions and as the first of our states and cities it is to California and San Francisco that we must look for counsel from experi ence as well as for co-operation out of proverbial generosity and enterprise. PRESIDENT CASTRO'S ERROR. President Castro, of the two-bit Re public of "Venezuela, Is a resourceful man, and since the strenuoslty of polit ical life in his domain has become so pronounced that he is, figuratively speaking, "hanging on by his eyelids,' his wits have been working overtime in order to enable him to retain even that precarious hold on his job. The New York & Bermudez Asphalt Company is an American corporation which for long term of years has been engaged in working the asphalt lakes of Venezu eia. "inis concern secured the proper concessions from the "Venezuelan govr ernment many years ago, and until President Castro's hold on the admin istrative chair began slipping worked their plant without interruption from any source. Had Castro been provided with an unlimited amount of political patronage, he might have silenced some of he clamor which was raised by the masses by distributing offices among the malcontents. In the absence of this effective squelcher of political discontent, the pan-American magnate was forced to resort to other methods, and as a be ginning selected the asphalt company. President Castro was apparently famil iar with the financial strength which this company had acquired by plaster lng "tar and treacle" at trust prices over most of the cities of the American Continent. This was good business there was money in it, and it offered a fine opening for an enterprising band of revolutionists who were right up to the point of doing some revolutloning on their own account. Here was an oppor tunlty, and Castro grasped it like the slelghriding Russian in the picture books grasped, the ham, the candles or the baby and threw them over to stay the progress of the pursuing wolves, uastro aeciaea mat tne asphalt com pany had been encouraging an lnsur rection-against the Venezuelan govern ment in general and President Castro In particular. The offense was, of course, grievous, and It was proper that the punishment should fit the crime. In order that everything should be In accordance with the law, even though it was Venezuelan law, the case was tried in President Castro's courts, and to the surprise of no one, the .govern ment won in a canter and was given a judgment against the asphalt company for $9,600,000. Having spent some of their money In the purchase of Ameri can Aldermen, who were on the street committees, the asphalt company did not have the amount handy, and Cas tro considerately appointed a receiver and took charge of the plant. In order that there would be no misunderstand ing, the President supplemented the re ceiver's credentials with a couple of warships. At this point Mr. Bowen, United States Minister at Caracas, ap pears on the scene with a vigorous pro test against the seizure of American property without due cause being shown. Details of the high-handed pro ceeding are on the way by mail, and If the case is as serious as it appears from telegraphic reports, Castro has accumu lated a large stock of trouble. There Is hot much of the Venezuelan naval fleet, but it might serve for prac tice targets for the American naval gunners, so that they would be better fitted for training their guns on bigger game. Undoubtedly Castro needs the money, but in resorting to highway man's tactics he would have displayed better judgment had he selected an easier mark. Oom Paul lost his coun try by endeavoring to levy only a mild tribute on foreign capital engaged within its borders, but Castro has ap parently engaged in confiscation, and has stirred up a row that may be more troublesome than keeping his job away from the band of patriots who would like to have it. FREEDOM FOR THE BROWN MAN. Judge Parker, speaking for his party, complains bitterly of the political in feriority which the Government at Washington- visits upon the poor Fili pinos In their distant homes. It cries to Heaven, he seems to thnk, that we have not given and do not now give them "Independence" and "self-government." As It Is, they are held under the iron rule of the white man. We shall never be entitled to hold up our heads among men till the brown man In the Philippines Is as free as a white man In the United States. This is Democratic doctrine. Upon it agree silver and gold wing, Bryan and Parker. But its sincerity can be most accurately ascertained by reference to what the Democratic party does, wher ever it is in power, with the black man. Take the high-sounding phrases of Democratic "antl-lmperiallsm" and apply them to the condition of the "nig ger" in our Southern States. How about independence and freedom and self-government there? How about the political immorality of governing a man without that man's consent? How about the impassioned references to hu man liberty and equal rights delivered at the St Louis onventlon by young Mr. Hobson? Does anybody suppose that the keen sympathy expressed by Judge Parker for the "nigger" in the Philippines and the desire expressed by Judge Park'er to see the "nigger" .in the Philippines endowed with the political rights and privileges which the Democrats atttrlb ute to him does anybody suppose that this sympathy or this desire would ma terialize in any elevation of the poor Filipino In case the Democratic party came into power? Nay, verily. The decree of social inferiority would be sealed against him just as it is In the South today against the black. For in the day when the Democratic party should be supreme in this coun try, controlled as It Is by Southern men and Southern ideals, we should be frankly told, as we 'are told today, that the reins of power, whether political, social or Intellectual, are, must be and forever shall be In the hands of the Whites, and the Inferior races must learn and keep their place. So long as tne DiacKs, yellows ana Drowns are content to be the servants of the white man they can live in peace and secur Ity; tout let them try to claim a place by the white man and on his level, and they will be put down if they have to be killed. We do not say the Southern Democrats are wrong in this matter. We only say that if they are right, why don't they stop their hypocritical snlv- elings about the poor Filipinos? YOUNG MEN AND SCHOOLTEACHING. As shown by the constantly decreas ing number of young men who apply for certificates to teach in our schools, the teacher's vocation is likely to be abandoned entirely within a few years to. women. This .may be held to indi cate, first that a strenuous and stirring age offers to the young man of vigorous mind and sound body attractions and opportunities In vocations that make greater demand upon manly strength and vigor than does the profession of teaching; and again, that women, hav ing proved their special fitness for teaching, have by honest competition crowded young men out of the ranks. There are still young men in consider able numbers who use the teacher's vocation as a stepping stone to ad vancement a sort of pot-boiler during a course in law, medicine, the gospel etc., but this number is constantly dwindling, and, It may be added, with out detriment to the educational inter ests of the community. This Is not said in disparagement of the ability of young men who make a pot-holler of the teacher's profession but as a plain statement of an accepted fact based upon the principle that any work that Is done without purpose be yond the necessity of. relieving present stress is not first-class work. The young man who does not intend tq make teaching his life work naturally does not strive to make a record In the teacher's ranks that will insure steady employment and promotion. Briefly stated, he does not do his best In col lege pnrase, teacmng is not nis "ma' jor"; in commercial phrase it Is merely a "side line." It is to the credit of Intelligent, ambi tiqus young men who find it necessary to work their way to an Industrial goal that they are, as the records show seeking to do this in more robust em ployment than teaching, leaving this to young women who are struggling to qualify themselves for teaching as vocation. The harvest fields of the great Middle West are at the present time full of young men who are work lng their way through industrial col leges. Though awkward at first, they soon become deft in the work and earn fully the Wages that they receive. Oth ers are out with the great railway and geological surveys as rqdmen and chainmen, keeping their eyes, mean while, upon the Instruments, with view to a better position next year and gaining strength, muscle and physical endurance, so dear to the heart of the American youth of today. Tet others are tramping the country as book agents, making temporary nuisances of themselves, possibly, but gaining In knowledge of human nature, learning , to hear rebuff without loss of courage, and Incidentally making their next year's expenses In some, one of the great technical schools. Let us rejoice that our energetic and ambitious young men have ceased to seek school teaching as a pot-boiling resource. The Sturdier vocations yield the necessary money, develop health without which education itself is use less, bring young men in touch with men and things, broaden their view of life and labor, and, last but not least. do not leave the Impress of an ama teur's blundering upon the material In hand, as does makeshift schoolteaching. Essential to the youth's manly devel opment Is the companionship of men. Let younj? men seek the. vocations that insure this and leave the children of the district schools to the young women, who presumably if the race Is to be perpetuated will find the disci pline, training and instruction of chil dren in direct line with their life worK. The effort that is being made to save the neck of Gugllelmo, the wanton mur derer of a young girl who, upon the command of her parents, declined to receive his addresses, is strictly In line with practices that bring the law Into disrepute by seeking to hoodwink jus tice and defeat by delaying penalty. The courts are more tolerant of the de vices practiced by attorneys In such cases than they should be. The public that is held up for the accruing bill of expenses views the proceedings in this case with profound disgust and Indig nation. This criminal had his day in court and a long and expensive day it was. He was duly convicted of a crime the commission of which he did not deny and for which there was no palli ation. Sentenced to deserved penalty. Justice and a decent public conscience demanded that he should -be executed and his case promptly closed. Tet, af ter some sharp legal quibbling, Here he again Quartered for an Indefinite period upon the grudged bounty of the taxpayers of Multnomah County, grin ning with delight to get back to the County Jail, which he prefers as a place of detention to the Penitentiary. Out upon legal tactics that boldly and im pudently filch from the taxpayers of the county, juggle with law and make such a mockery of justice possible! When historians write the true story of the Japanese-Russian war their pages will be illumined by accounts of some of the most daring exploits that have ever taken place on the high seas. There was a skill in planning and-bold- ness of execution In the raids of the piratical crews who sailed under the .flag of Sir Henry Morgan, bucca neer, and also the men who "fought with Blake and sailed with Drake." But no coup ever executed by these his torical rovers of the seas surpasses some of the work of the little brown men, who are now mulcting such tell ing blows on the floating property of Russia. Fatalists to a man. the Japan ese on sea and shore have taken chances of destruction that would never be accepted by the fighters of a highly civilized race, and by sheer audacity have won where more prudent fighters would have been defeated. The old statement that "fools rush in where angels fear to tread" might be amended to include. Japanese, for no "front" that the Russians have yet put up on sea or shore has stayed the movements of the Japanese any more than a red flag stays the movements ' of a maddened bull. There have been no sheep or sheep men killed In Oregon for several days, and the threatened disturbance In Washington has subsided. Montana steps Into the breach, however, with a story of trouble brewing between the sheepmen and cattlemen of that state. The sheepmen are making an effort to have rescinded an order from the In terior Department barring sheep from the forest reserve near Big Timber, Mont The cattlemen are anxious that the order shall stand, and will make a flght against having It rescinded. Fall ing In this, they are expected to make the other kind of a flght against a sheep invasion. This question, which annu ally causes the slaughter of large bands of sheep and not Infrequently the mur der of sheepmen, will probably never be effectually disposed of until the Gov ernment prohibits the pasturage of either cattle or sheep on Government lands. This course would hardly sat isfy either of the contestants, but It might stop the needless killing of sheep and their herders and owners. According to tables compiled by Al exander Supan, the population of the world is 1,503,300,000. The total area of land on the surface of the earth Is 144, 110,000 square kilometers, about 215,000, 000 square miles, making the average density of population about ten per square kilometer. The greatest density is in Europe, forty per square kilo meter, and the least Is In the polar re glons, north and south, where 91,000 In habitants are distributed over an area of about 12,873,000 square kilometers, These figures are doubtless as nearly accurate as patient research can make them, but they deal with numbers and areas so vast as to pass utterly beyond the comprehension of the ordinary mind. The body of ex-Senator George G. Vest, of Missouri, was Interred with simple and befitting services In Belle fontaine Cemetery, St Louis, Thurs; day. The honorable position that the deceased held In the Senate of the United States entitled him to such fu neral honors as his state could bestow. .and with these he was laid to rest The volume containing the records of his long life Is closed and clasped, and few, perhaps, in future years -will care to open It and explore Its contents. This is the common lot, against which greater men than Senator Vest have contended, only, as Keats has It, To be lost in the gaping gulf Of blank oblivion. D. H. Stearns, whose death occurred in Santa Monica a few days ago, was for many years engaged In active busi ness pursuits in this city and vicinity. Energetic and optimistic, he launched and engineered a number of land devel opment enterprises, some of which were for a time successful. His active en deavor was ended by failing health sev eral years ago, and he sought the re tirement of the Soldiers' Home at Santa Monica, 'where the last months of his life were spent in comfort and serenity. To his friends in 'this city who were aware of his physical condition his death was not unexpected. Death in the family of ex-Postmaster Bancroft adds to the public sympathy for one upon whom misfortune's hand has been laid rather heavily of late. Mr. Bancroft's geniality and kindliness have earned for him many friends whose hearts will co out to him in this fresh affliction. THE PRESIDENT'S RULE OF ACTION Philadelphia Press. Secretary Hay In his speech at Jack son on the semi-centennial of the birth of the Republican party, said: "And I hope I am violating neither the confidence of a friend nor the proprieties of an occasion like this' when I refer to the. ardent and able young statesman who is now, and Is to be, our President to let you know- that in times of doubt and difficulty the thought oftenest in his heart Is, 'What In such a case, would Lincoln have done?' " Such words from Secretary Hay are full of meaning. He speaks always with so briety and responsibility. He Is In a pe culiar degree, as Secretary, companion and biographer, the special custodian of Lincoln's name. He Is the Intimate friend and counsellor of the President As the personal link that connects the earliest and the latest of Republican Presidents, he speaks of both with ample knowledge and with a just sense of accountability. The American people will feel that they can safely repose the highest confidence In &, President of whom Secretary Hay can 'deliberately say "that In times of doubt and dlfiiculty the thought oftenest In his heart is. 'What, in such a case, would Lincoln have done?' " Another truth can be added a truth whose full import should be realized and appreciated. Those who are familiar with President Roosevelt's method of thmmht and action know that In any serious emer- ency lie Is careful when he speaks or acts to understand whether what he says or does can be backed up. He does not speak idly. Ho does not pronounce first and consider afterwards. In taking a National stand as the Executive he meas ures where he Is coming out before he goes in. When he was dealing with the European powers In the Venezuelan diffi culty he was studious to make no declara tion and take no position which could not be sustained. In the Panama action, prompt and energetic as It was, the full results were realized and weighed before the first step was taken. If this rule of procedure may seem to be out of harmony with the Idea of those who have formed hasty Impressions from superficial indications it is none the less a fact The President has his "Impulses." like every man of spirit and aim, but in matters of serious character he has no "Impulsiveness" which does not look to the full consequences before the Initiative is taken. A President who asks himself what Lincoln would have done and who. before taking action of moment, carefully considers whether it can be backed up, is a safe President Russia's Hold on Poland. New York Press. The report that Russia has addressed a note of inquiry to Berlin asking if Germany would join In a suppression of any revolt In Russian Poland may not be true, but the fact that It gains cur rency Is evidence of the perilous state of the Internal affairs of the Russian Empire. Poland is undoubtedly uneasy, and the Poles regard the present time as one favorable to their aspirations for liberty. But Russian Poland Is hardly In a con dition to achieve Its own freedom, even though no help came to Its oppressor from outside powers. In the portions of Poland which fell to Austria and Prussia at the several partitions the Poles have Increased In numbers, wealth and intel ligence, but -In Russian Poland every art and power of the government has been used to keep the people in a state of ig norance, poverty and weakness. Any Polish revolt would receive Its chief strength from Prussian and Aus trian Poland, and the note of inquiry which passed from St Petersburg to Berlin was most probably an inquiry as to the lengths to which the Kaiser would go in preventing help from his Polish provinces from reaching 'the revolution ists across the border. That the fullest exercise of power could be expected on the part of the German Emperor to keep his Polish subjects quiet and prevent their helping their struggling brethren goes without saying. William n hates his Poles and his Poles return the feeling. He would Prussianize them and they re fuse to be Prussianized. Therefore, If Russian Poland rises, the mailed fist will undoubtedly make itself felt in Prussian Poland. In Defense of Hash. Baltimore Herald. During the meat strike the supply of hash has not failed. This Is due partly to the fact that not all hash has a close connection with meat As long as the composition of some boarding-house hash remains the mystery It Is at present It will require something more than a meat strike to cause a widespread dearth. Most of the "resources of housekeeping may be represented in hash, but as long as it can be made appetizing, cheap and nutri tlous there will be no necessity for asking embarrassing questions and submitting samples for chemical analysis. Hash Is not a matter of experiment It has been In use so long that its status has been determined. People have been poisoned by sampling new-fangled dishes and eating food too old or not properly cooked, but the consumers of hash are not alarmed. Their stomachs have been trained to a certain course, anod the pos eessors know what results may be ex pected. A large part of the important work of the world Is done with hash and similar unpretending food as the motive power, and as long as progress owes Its success to agencies of this kind the shafts of the jokers and the sneers of the epicures will be harmless. Hash Is solid with thousands of voters and Is here to stay. Presidential elections, threatened changes In the tariff and meat strikes are not of sufficient Importance to cause those who swear by hash to lose any sleep. Thinks Davis Should Withdraw. Chicago Dally News, Ind. As the time elapses it Is becoming more and more plain to American vo ters. Democrats as well as Republicans, that the nomination of an octogenarian for the second place on the ticket was a serious blunder. Mr. Root Is right in saying that the ordinary duties of the vice-Presidential office are In them selves sufficient to demand the selec tlon of a man of high mental and phys leal capacity. But that fact Is relative ly a consideration of minor importance, The paramount duty of political parties In picking vice-Presidential nominees is to bear in mind that the man thus chosen some day may be called upon to fill the office of President This duty the Democratic Convention .signally failed to recognize. Mr. Davis ought to decline the nomination in order that his years might not serve as an argument against the success of the National ticket of his party. Bryan Is Consistent. Washington Post Colonel Bryan cannot break away from his sacred ratio. He says one word for Parker and Davis and 16 against them. The Passionate Author to His Love. Puck. Come write to me and be my Love. And we will all the profits prove That furnace sighlngs, signed and sealed. And vows epistolary yield. Empty the coffers of thy heart; Its every throb and thrill Impart; Search every secret, holy nook; 'Twill make, sweetheart, a lovely book. And I will make thea vow for vow, ' And in my letters mention how By thoughts of thee I'm sweetly harried. Despite the fact that I am married. Thou'lt write how to my arms thou'dst fly If 'twere not for the legal tie; And I. how straight I'd fly to thee If from my fetters 1 were free. These tender things we'll put in print. Sweetheart, there may be millions ln't. The public simply can't resist "Love Letters of a Socialist." We'll turn our passion to account. And realize a large amount. If of the plan thou dost approve, Coaao write to me and be my lov. A PERTINENT CRITICISM. Springfield Republican. The formal ceremony of notifying Sen ator Fairbanks of his nomination served as an opportunity, which Ellhu Root made The most of, to attack the nomination of the venerable West Virginian by the Democrats on the ground that Mr. Davis' age renders him an unfit man for the place. It was purely an argument "ad fcomlnem," and called for some delicacy of treatment In order that Mr.- Davis feelings might be spared as much as possible. While Mr. Root cannot have relished the work of thus assailing the Democratic candidate for Vice-President it must be admitted that the points he made relative to the candidate's advanced I age were legitimate, germane and proper. Mr. Root made one suggestion that has not been fully considered In this connec tion. It is conceivable that in case Mr. Davis, after his election, should succeed to the Presidency, he would soon become physically and mentally Incapacitated for performing the duties of the Presidential office. In view of his great age, a break down under so heavy a burden would be altogether probable. Then there might be precipitated upon the country and Con gress a controversy as to the degree of "inability." within the meaning of the Constitution, which would warrant the Chief Executives virtual removal from the office. The Constitution has this to say: In case of the removal of the President from office, or of hl3 death, resignation, or Inability discharge the powers and duties of the said office, the same shall devolve on the Vice President; and the Congress may by law pro vide for the case of removal, death, resigna tion or inability, both of the President and Vice-President, declaring what officer shall then act as President; and such officer shall act accordingly, until the disability be re moved or a President shall be elected. The Davis nomination certainly raises the possibility referred to by Mr. Root We might easily find Congress holding' a kind of inquest and studying doctors' cer- uncates in order to determine what to do with, a President who, while living was still too enfeebled to perform the enor mous work and carry the responsibilities or tne Chief Magistracy. The Democrats had no right to menace the country with possible contingencies of this kind, and disagreeable as the line of criticism may be to an estimable person, who, of course, feels as young as he used to be, the Republicans cannot be blamed for makjng the matter something of an issue as between the two leading candi dates for Vice-President The Essence of Religion. Goldwin Smith, In the New York Sun. The preaching of the Founder of Christendom, who taught the father hood of God and the brotherhood of man, undeniably was the great awak enmg of spiritual life in the world. world without spiritual life, or re ligion as the embodiment of that life and regulated by social science solely in temporal Interests, Is perfectly con ceivable. But the religion which should taKe tne place of vital Christianity is not. .Kenan says of the words ad dressed to the woman of Samaria that they are the essence of religion and that If there are intelligent beings in otner planets and they are religious. this and none other their religion must he. It seems doubtful whether even the Posltlvist has really reasoned himself out of the pale of Christianity. He holds to the brotherhood of man. The fatherhood of God he renounces. Yet he must apparently believe In some thing which takes the place of the fatherhood of God in consecrating hu man Drotnernooci, though his concen tlon may not be anthropomorphic or identical with that of the simple Gall lean. The revelations of the physical world come to us through the action of hlsrh scientinc intellects, was It not pos slble that a revelation of the moral world should come to us through a character of unique excellence, benevo lence and beauty, preserved In its sim plicity and purity by the pastoral iso lation of Galilee? World Language of the Future. What will be the world language of the future? That It will be English is the prediction of many scholarly observers. The probabilities are that It will partake of the best features of all modern tongues. It Is a safe proposition to assume that the race which dominates the commerce of the world will Impress its language upon the world. The English-speaking people are today the leaders in world activity. As a result the English lan guage Is spoken by more people today than is any other civilized tongue. The recent action of Germany in giving the English language preference above all other foreign tongues 13 formal recogni tion of a fact and not the mere arbitrary expression of a choice. " The strong point is made, however, that America more than England, Is responsible for the change. Two-thirds of the people who speak English live on this side of the Atlantic and their industrial and com mercial conquests are making the tongue familiar in every quarter of the habitable globe. French Is still regarded as the diplo matic and "polite" language of the world, but English, as expanded and rejuvenated by American transplantation. Is becom ing the universal business tongue. The world language of the future, therefore. Is that which America will speak and teach. A Queer Pet. London Standard. The wife of the Governor of North Borneo has a pet which few women will envy her. The Governor's house Is near a jungle, and from It strayed a baby rhi noceros. Captured as a curiosity, he at once became tame and refused to return to hl3 native wilds. He consumes 16 quarts of milk a day, and on this diet thrives and grows fat He might be- mis taken for a queer sort of hog were it not for the born in the middle of his face. He Is devoted to his mistress and follows her about like a dog. Peculiarly American. Atlanta Journal. The campaign poet Is a peculiarly Amer ican institution. The effete monarchies of the Old World must fain struggle along without him, or her, or It- It Is the heat of mighty conflicts between principle and principle from which he draws his poetic flre. An Old Sign. Philadelphia Press. The occupants of a store recently moved their business a short distance down the same, street, hanging up In the window of the premises they had just vacated the following notice: "Have moved to a better place below." Disinterested Affection. Washington Star. When you see a little feller lookin fondly at his dad You know he thinks he's 'bout the great est man That any town in all this glorious country ever had. An he's proud to go a-walkin han In ban'. There's friends an there is fam'lys sympa thyzin when you grieve An' ready fur to answer at your call, But there's aomethln' in his manner which compels you to believe That the little feller loves you best, of alL An' it kind o' makes you feel like bracin' up an' jumpln in An tryln fur a record In the game. 'Cause you know how honestly he is expect in' you will win. An' if you, don't he'll love you Jes' the same. An' there Isn't any thought in him that Isn't fur your good. An' If at last you're driven to the wall You know he's go in to stand by dad, Jes' where he's always stood, 'Cause the little feller loves you best of alt . NOTE ANDJOMMENT. The Czarina's Lullaby. " " Sleep, my little one, sleep: Heed not the guns from the steep;- Let the guns thunder as loud as they can, Baby must sleep and grow, a big man. Sleep, my little one, sleep; Squadrons may clash on the deep: Fleets of the Czar- and their crews may be lost; ' - . . But, Baby, thy father's and mine be the cost. Sleep, my little one. sleep: Mothers and sweethearts may weep; Boys of their hearts may lie dead on the field O Baby, my Boy, mother's heart be thy. shield: I sleeP y H"le one, sleep; Hearts of thy people will leap Thy people, for Baby shall have great throne. But now he rules mother and mother alone. The Kurds are reported to be massa cring the Armenians. Quite, a blood curdling story. Now that It's a boy, the Czar in a "few- years will nave some one to neip mm split the wood. The Russians attribute the birth of a royal heir to the Interposition of St Sera phim. Queer things these saints do sometimes. According to Tom Richardson, Malheur County has a great future before it That's much better than having a great future behind it P. A. Lowing, who conducts a beerhall, says that he can drink from ZoO to 30u glasses of beer a day. Some people are born lucky. Parker's speech Is variously described as "dishwater and dynamite" and a "lucid and masterly exposition of Democratic principles" not by the same paper, of course. "All citizens of Teller County will re frain from carrying arms," says an offi cial proclamation in Colorado. If the citi zens of Teller County "will refrain" there was no need for the proclamation: other wise it might have read "shall refrain." This is from Punch. Cut it out for use when you require sobering: A correspondent sends "us an interesting natural history note. On opening his ward robe the other day, he found a moth in his dress-coat. The effect, he declares, was lu dicrous, as the coat was, of course, much too big for the moth. If Albert Cooper, who has been arrested on the charge of unduly Influencing a woman by means of a rose he gave her, has such a secret as Mrs. Morello credits him with, he should make It public for the benefit of the swains that go broke sending their lady loves ineffectual "bou quets. Although by no means an authority on the arcana of dress, we cannot help feel ing that we have been unjustly censured for the use of the word "stays" In Thurs day's paper. A postal card received yes terday says: You must be a "Lobster." No such term as STAYS, except In Gt. Britain. Tou are behind the times. While the handwriting of this brief and forcible epistle Indicates that the writer Is a member of the sex that knows most, about the question, we cannot admit the truth of her statements. The Chicago Tribune, a representative paper, used the word "stays" in the cap tion of the dispatch to which the postal presumably refers. Furthermore, the Saxon word Is preferred to the French "corset" by many who do not take their language or their pronunciation on the ipse dixit of a lexicographer, and in this connection It may be remarked that Lady Gove, whose slashing articles in the Nineteenth Century stirred up the Phil istines to such an extent, vigorously took up the cudgels for the Saxon name as op posed to the French, of a still more Inti mate garment As to being behind the times, stays by any other name are just as unresponsive. This is not such a bad old world, after all. Selfishness Is not a feature In the character of many men. You have only to mingle In the crowd at the Irvington racetrack to learn this lesson, and the crowd at a racetrack Is usually one that points the moral of the pessimist rather than that of the optimist Out at Irving ton men who are utter strangers to you will go to considerable trouble In your be half. Have you a piece of coin you want to put down on a horse? Here Is a rough looking fellow, whose exterior gives no hint of the kindly heart within, will read ily take your money to the bookie and re lieve you of all further trouble with it Do you want information about a certain horse? A score of unkempt but honest fellows are positively eager to let you share In the benefit of a straight tip they've just had from the owner. And the knowledge of their own kindly feelings leads the racetrack followers to bellevo that all others are of the same nature. They will ask a man they've never seen before If he knows on what horse that famous California trainer bet 55000, and If they get a civil answer which, alas for human nature! is seldom they will waste some of their doubtless valuable time in conversation with their Informant Yes, the world Is a pretty good place, and the higher altruism does not flourish in uni versity settlements only. WEX. J. OUT OF THE GINGER JAR. Miss Passay The Idea of Mr. Hoamley asking me if I couldn't learn to love him! Miss Pep prey Why not? One is never too old to learn. Philadelphia Press. "You need more exercise, my man. What ia you business?" "I'm a piano lifter." "Eh? Well, hereafter lift two at a time." Cleveland Plain Dealer. She Wouldn't ' it be nice if dreams came true? He I don't know about that. 1 had a Welsh rabbit dream the other night, and gee whizz! I'd hate to have that come true Philadelphia Press. "How old is Miss Wellup?" "She ia Just at the uncertain period between the time when she doesn't want anybody to know her age and the time when she doesn't care who knows it." Chicago Tribune. "She's going to break up housekeeping," said the doctor's wife, "and I'm going to take her parlor carpet for one-third what it cost' Well," said the doctor, "see that it's well shaken before taking." Philadelphia Ledger. "But," said the Rev. Dr. Broadley, "you must remember the Bible tells us to love our neighbors." "It's quite iraj09slble." replied Mrs. Upperten. "I simply hate mine." "Well er then hate them in moderation." Phila delphia Press. "Anything for an old soldier, mum?" "Have you ever been in action?" "Yes'm, the hottest action In the campaign." "And were you hurt or wounded?" "No, mum, but I was on the list of the missing." "Poor fellow!' Indian apolis Sentinel. "Sometimes," he drawled, as he lit another cigarette, "it aw seems to me that the strug gle is hardly worth while.'. "What struggle?" she Innocently asked. "The struggle to give .he Impression that you really have an excuse for living." New York Herald. Muggins So you finally mustered up courage to propose to Miss Springer, eh? What was the result? Huggins She dismissed me without ceremony. Muggins Oh, well, don't you care. The absence of ceremony saved you the minis. , ter's fee. Philadelphia Inquirer 1 4