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12 THE MORNING OBEGONIAN, MONDAY, DECEMBtt 21, 1903. FISHER IS SURETO GO Sacramento Cannot Stop Him, He Declares. SUPPORT THERE IS NO GOOD Spokane Has a Notion It Wants to Break Into the Pacific Coast League-Gossip About Buck Freeman. SACRAMENTO, CaL, Dec 20. To the Sporting Editor Oregon Ian) .Man agers In California are pleased -with Tacoma 6uccess. Players are also pleased. I am communicating with Eastern pitchers. Sacramento Is en deavorlng to stop the transfer, bnt the team goes to Tacoma. Fifty tiger eggs In my Incubator -will be ripe by the opening of season. Friend ship between Portland and myself ceases. MIKE FISHER. Att4 Fisher's telegram -would Indicate that Sacramento has been roused from its deep baseball lethargy, and, as Mique says, the town Is making frantic efforts to have that dead old city remain In the league. All their efforts, however, will go for naught, for Uncle Hank Harris and the rest of the Pacific Coast League mag nates, and the northern end of the league, for that matter, would rather play ball at any old jerkwater station than Sacra mento. Not a visiting ball team that played in the "first" city in the Bear State made enough to pay hotel bills while there, and the wonder is that the city was kept In the league as long as it was. Sacramento is large enough to support a baseball club, but it is like Baltimore, Md. The people of that burg will not turn out to the games. Tho Browns went there the third week after the season opened, and Portland's share of the gate on that day was less than $37. The next two days it was even less. Even when Fisher's Tads were making a gallant fight for second njace the last double-header game of the season brought out little bet ter than an averace crowd. Just what 6ort of a story the Sacramento people who are trying to have the city retained in the coast league circuit are putting up is not known, but whatever it it is, it must be a nifty fairy tale. How they can go before Henry Harris. Ewing and JMorley and try and persuade these men, who have repeatedly tried Sacramento, that it is a worthy baseball city, is a mystery too deep to solve. One story they have circulated, and one that no one In the north Is willing to believe, is that the crowd stayed away because Mique Fisher was unpopular. This talk might have carried some weight, had It not been that the same newspaper Just a month previous had declared him a great man ager. No one will welcome going to Tacoma more than Fisher and his Tads. His tele gram Indicated that the members of his team are glad of the, change, which also tells how much they think of Sacramento. Since Tacoma fell into line there has been a rumbling at Spokane. Spokane has been talked of as a possible baseball city in the Coast league. That was when Tacoma was doubtful. Now the only chance of Spokane's getting a fran chise is to have a fourth city taken in in California. San Jose, Fresno and others of the smaller cities of that state have repeatedly knocked at the league door for admission. Fresno Is halt a Pacific Coast city, thanks to the way In which Fisher will handle his Tacoma interests. Fisher will open and close his season at Fresno. That little town is baseball crazy, and it may be that such another deal will be worked by the Spokane mag nates. It is understood that within the past month there has been considerable shifting of opinion, and Pacific Coast League stock has risen. Some of the for mer baseball managers have, so it is understood, been working quietly on a scheme looking toward obtaining a fran chise. This scheme leaked a bit, and now it is learned that C. E. "Williams, who made -a fruitless trip to Portland as a peace ambassador, and is at present interested in the Spokano Club, would also like to transfer his franchise. Tucked away in a remote corner of a Seattle paper yesterday was the an nouncement that Buck Freeman, the Browns' first baseman for 1304, had ar rived there, and coupled with It was a statement that he mlcht be Induced to play ball next season with Washington, D. C. Buck must have impressed upon the scribe's mind who wrote it that he was not going to play ball with Dugdale, and he followed it up with a bit of hot air talk. Lou Drill, the Senators' catcher, nas never seen Freeman in ac tion, yet he thinks he could fill "Scoops" Carey's brogans. Freeman seems very well pleased with Manager Ely and Port land, and It is not believed that he -would accept an offer from "Washington. Drill would have accepted a berth with the Browns if he could have made the deal while he was in Portland this "Winter. SPOKANE MAGNATES ANXIOUS Manager Williams May Knock at Coast League Doors. SPOKANE, "Wash., Dec. 20. (Special.) It is believed by the wise baseball fans of Spokane that Manager "Williams of the local Pacific National Baseball Club Is only waiting to see how the wind blows in Seattle and. Tacoma, when he will cast his fortunes with the league that ap pears the strongest. Upon his return from the recent peace conference In Port land, a mission that netted him nothing but disturbing thoughts, he confided to an adviser that he would stay with the Pacific National, but It Is pretty well understood here that Manager "Williams will tie up with the league that offers him the most advantages and that league now appears to the Pacific Coast Mr. "Williams Is getting together a team, having already signed Charles Rellly, Carney, Dammann and Loucks. It Is also believed Centerflelder Durrett will come back to Spokane. He will also in a few days have a good catcher on the string and it is probable that Nordyke will be in tho fold, as he is reserved. These men are too expensive. In the salary line, for aa Intermountaln league, even for a Pa cific National League, should that organ ization hold together and take in Van couver, "Salt Lake and Helena and make fighting ground of Seattle. Since Portland and Tacoma have been lopped off, the fans here look to the Pacific Coast League for good baseball, the kind they enjoyed last season and they would heartily approve the admission of Spokane into the strong Coast league. BOB CRAWFORD BEATEN. Mr. Lazarus' Pet Easily Defeated by Lord Eldridge. If good looks and the hopes of his owner counted in horse racmg, Bob Craw ford, owned by E. M. Lazarus, would al ways land la front of his Held. It's on record he's good looking, and it's also on record that be does not always land in front. Saturday afternoon he was a bad "last" in a two-horse race. It was a matched affair. Bob Crawford raced Lord Eldridge a mile, and Lord Eldridge so a few of those who saw the race say, won with his head almost pulled off. Tho race between Lord Eldridge and Bob Crawford has been hanging fire for some time. Mr. Lazarus is proud of Bob Crawford. His fondness for the bay gelding is the subpect of considerable good-natured fun among the members of the Portland Hunt Club. A certain young business man is also "next" and he lies awake night scheming and reading horse "dope" so that he can pick a nag that will beat Bob Crawford. When he thinks he has one right, he hunts up Mr. Laz arus, who is always willing to back his horse if he thinks he has a show, and a match usually results. Crawford 'gets beaten, but Mr. Lazarus still thinks well of him. The Saturday race was for a mile and the event took place at the Irvington track. Mr. Lazarus rode Crawford and Jockey Burns rode Lord Eldridge. It was raining and the track was hock deep In mud. Only a few knew of the race, but they were on hand. The horses were sent off and it was a walkaway for Eldridge. U. OF W. ATHLETIC ELECTIONS Sigrist and McElmon to Lead Foot ball Team In 1904. UNIVERSITY OF "WASHINGTON, Seat tle, Wash., Dec 20. (Special.) The elec tion of general manager of athletics took place last "Wednesday, and as was antici pated, C. F. Sigrist. tackle on the foot ball teams of the past two seasons, re ceived the unanimous vote. Fred McElmon was elected as captain of the football team for the coming sea son. This is the second time that McElmon has been elected to the position as cap tain. Two years ago he was the unani mous choice of the team, but oa account of an injury, he was prevented from play ing in all of the intercollegiate games. Hill and Strauss were the other candidates spoken of, but as the most either man could hae done was to have blocked the election of McElmon. they both decided to give him their support. Next year Is McElmon's senior year at college, and his fourth year on the grldiroa for the University of Washington. The managers chosen to aid the general manager in his duties were as follows: Football manager, John R. Slattery; track manager, George Randall; baseball man ager, W. C. Speldel; basket-ball manager, Frank Waller; manager of women's ath letics, Myra Pielow. Washington's new shell for this season's rowing will be completed by the middle of January. The big regatta with the Univer sity of California will come off In April. EVENTS AT CONEY ISLAND. Twenty Stakes Announced for the Meeting Next June. NEW YORK, Dec 20. The Coney Island Jockey Club announces 20 stakes for the June meeting, 1904, most of tho events to close January 4. Twelve of the stakes are worth from $4000 to $7000 each. The others follow: For 2-year-olds The Great Trial, $25, 000; tho Double Event, $20,000. For 3-year-olds The Lawrence Realiza tion, $2S,000; the Tidal, $20,000. For 3-year-olds and upwards The Suburban, $20,000; tho Commonwealth, $18,000; the Advance, $15,000; the June Handicap, $15,000. New Basket Ball League. ' ALBANY, Or., Dec. 20. (Special.) Representatives of some of the Valley colleges met In Albany last evening and organized an Intercollegiate Basket-ball Association. Oregon Agricultural College, Willamette University and Dallas Col lege were represented. An effort will bo made to get the University of Oregon to enter a team In the league games. This now makes two collegiate basket ball leagues in Oregon, composing prac tically all the schools of higher learn ing in the state. The meeting yesterday adopted by-laws, mapped out a schedule of games, and elected themselves to office as follows: President, Chester P. Gates, Dallas Col lege; secretary. Walter C. Winslow, Wlllamotte University; treasurer, F. M. Stokes, Oregon Agricultural College. The Transformation of Paddy. Washington Post. "I had a friend once In Nebraska, a Jolly good fellow he was, and a born hustler, by tho name of Patrick MlHs," said J. B. Browning, of Omaha. " 'Paddy, as we called him familiarly, concluded to migrate to Mexico, where by a stroke of good for tune he discovered a rich silver mine that In the course of a few years made him a millionaire. "Pretty soon he married the daughter of a rich Mexican, and became one of the important men of the State of Durango. On a visit to the City of Mexico I met him. At heart he was the same good matured, whole-souled American that I chummed with In the days when he didn't have a dollar In the world, but on the sur face what a transformation! It seems that his wife's relatives were proud, and they made him put on a lot of style. If I hadn't recognized him at eight, I would had never known him, for among other things his name had undergone a com plete change. As befitting his station of Mexican grandee ho was no longer known as Paddy Mills, but Senor Patricio Mllmo, if you please. He didn't care for the aris tocratic substitute, but acquiesced in it a3 a concession to the patrician prejudices of his connections." Oh, That Turkey. New York Press. I plead guilty. Of course. Tho other night at the club half a dozen '"constant readers" pounced upon me with anathe mas. All had eaten turkey for dinner and felt stuffed. One voiced the sentiment of the six. "Confound your old columnl I read about a lawyer who always gets his turkey Wednesday evening for 12t cents a pound, so I played 'smartle and waited until 7 o'clock to buy mine. I telephoned my wife I'd not be home to dinner, but would fetch up a turk about 9. Well, doggone you, my dinner down town cost $2.35. I dropped Into Blank's place and met some of the boys. We had several rounds. I treated three times at C5 cents a throw. That makes all told $4.30. Blank buys turks at wholesale. He gave me a note to his butcher in Wash ington market, telling him to let me have the finest there was. I met the butcher. He was very agreeable. I took him across the way and we , llbate'd. Fifty cents more. Total, $4.80. The turk weighed 10 pounds. Price 25 cents a pound $2.50. That and the $4.80 make $7.30. My Thanksgiving turk cost me Just 73 cents a pound. And all on account of your tale about waiting till evening to buy!" Ironically Speaking. Salem Journal. The Eddy bill Is raising about one sixth of the state revenue the first year it Is in existence. Next year It will raise one-fifth. Of course, the farmer law-makers will be hot to repeal such a law. Sixty-Mile Gale on Virginia Coast. NORFOLK, Va., Dec 20. A 60-mlla gale is sweeping the Virginia and Caro lina coast tonight, but no reports of shipping disasters have been received. B. B. RICH CTOIO ST0BE For baskets and Indian curio, visit us today. 122 Sixth street B. B. EICH MOISTENING-BOX. Holds 50 and 100 cigars. Appropriate for smokers, $2.50 to $5. PRECEDENT A FETICH GREAT REFORMS CANNOT WAIT ON CUSTOM. Roosevelt's Course at Panama Bene fits the World and Makes Own International Law. GRANT'S PASS, Or., Dec. 18. (To the Editor.) It is Inevitable, of course, that the action of this Government, through President Roosevelt, In recognizing the po litical existence of the Republic of Pan ama should be criticised. It is not even desirable that criticism should not "be had, for we as a nation do not wish to do an act which we cannot successfully defend, and we rather like being called upon to show cause. Herbert B. Hawes, in the December Law Notes, undertakes to show that the action of President Roosevelt In this behalf was without precedent and unauthorized by any principle of international law. Af ter Indulging In some facetious remarks wherein, tho President is represented as the officiating doctor at the birth of the Republic of Panama, and this "triumph of j oDstemcs is more or less severely aeau with, ho proceeds to say: In view, therefore, of the seemingly unbe coming baste with -which we, the people of tho United States, through our Executive head, Mr. Roosevelt, have recognized tho Infant state, and lest, having so much to gain by her birth and continued existence, we be suspected o sordid motives, it be hooves us to sustain, if possible, our position by an appeal to tho principles of interna tional law. Mr. Hawes, to say tho least, is unfor tunate In the selection of words. No one will suspect us of "sordid" motives; but as the Idea intended is sufficiently plain, let us waive the form of expression. It Is claimed that the President has acted precipitately in recognizing the Govern ment of Panama and that he was impelled thereto by a desire to secure the right of way for building the Panama Canal. That the securing of such right of way is, and has been, the chief object in view in dealing with the kaleidoscopic coun try in question will be conceded. Action Not Hasty. That wo have been hasty or precipitate In acting in such a way as to secure this right of way, seems doubtful, when we re member that we have been more than 50 years carrying on negotiations with this consummation in view. It was evidently time that something was done. It may i be conceded that so far as the question of recognizing a new state as an independent power, we have eclipsed all precedent as to neatness and dispatch. But, having ad mitted this much, let us seo If any prin ciple of international law has been vio lated. In the first place there is no Interna tional law but precedent, and where there , Is no -precedent there is no International law. xjotcl oienage sam: international law is that collection of usages which civ ilized states have agreed to observe in their dealings with one another. What these usages are, whether a particular one has or has not been agreed to, must be a matter of evidence." There never was a case before where tho conditions were similar to thest Thor Is no nrecedent and therefore no law i In that sense so we must be governed by general principles. In doing so, we may create a precedent; but this Nation has made much law and will make much more. Our great concern should be that we make it right. Commerce Demands Canal. The commerce of the world has been blocked, diverted or retarded by the Isth mus of Panama for centuries. Every year the situation has become moro intolerable. The best Interests of the world demand that that barrier should be removed. Tho doctrine of "the greatest good to the greatest number" demand it, pven if the whole property In the Isthmus of Panama, should have to be appropriated. It Is familiar, even to those most unlearned In the law, that the rignts of private ownership must give way before the needs of the public. When the public needs a common wagon road across the farm of a private citizen, it does not wait to ne gotiate with him for 50 years, but proceeds to condemn the right of way and build the road, regardless of his protests. The wishes of one man are not allowed to pre vail against the needs of the many. A railroad can go where it will and It is not necessary to have the consent of the own ers of the land across which It runs. The larger right of. eminent domain must pre vail in this case also. Here is a case GOOD OLD UNCLE SAM! Cuba and Panama We know who Santa Chorus in Background We knew it first. where the needs of the public. In a much larger sense, for lo these many years, demanded a right of way across the lands of a state. Although there Is, strictly speaking, no precedent for exercising the right of eminent domain by a nation out side of its own political boundaries, yet the reason of this doctrine Is applicable. The proposed canal Is not to be for pri vate travel, nor for the use of this coun try alone, but is to be opened to the commerce of the world. The vehicles of all nations may travel this highway upon the same terms. Not only they may, but they desire to do so. It is in every sense a public highway of the nations. To a certain extent we have a prece dent In international law for this view. The Suez Canal was built by a private company and was entirely private prop erty, yet the nations of Europe met In convention and agreed upon a form of treaty regulating and controlling the neutrality of the canal. Thus It was agreed that a canal connecting great arms of the sea is an international highway. Why, then, should not the right of way for this canal be condemned if necessary? Due Compensation Given. It is not sought to take private property without due compensation. Wo are pay ing the amount agreed upon between this Government and Colombia. No one will say that It is Inadequate. It Is enormous, when considered with reference to the benefit which will accrue to the Isthmus country from the building of this canal; and even If the benefits should not be taken Into consideration we are probably paying ten times as much as this little strip of land Is worth. We had ex hausted every resource, made every effort and waited an unreasonable time to come to an agreement with Colombia. Colombia had not kept faith had, in fact, violated every right to consideration. It is well known that no effort was made by the Bogota government to ratify the Hay-Herran treaty, although bound by every principle of law and decency to do so. Without going Into the matter In detail It Is enough to say that the con duct of Colombia has been dishonest and contemptuous in the extreme, and we would have been justified In "cuffing" her. Did not the circumstances warrant us in commencing condemnation proceedings long ago? Perhaps there was no ready made international law exactly to fit the case; but are we not equal to dealing with tho situation on broad lines and under general principles without a case "on all fours" as a precedent? We are doing the world's work. No other nation would undertake it, and we have been slow in accepting the responsibility, but no one can say that we have not been more than Just to the obstreperous occupant. Let us then agree that we should have been justified in practically appropriating this right of way from Colombia upon the payment of just compensation. It must bo further conceded that that is not ex actly what has been done. Panama Geographically Isolated. In order to fairly judge of this matter several things must be kept in view. The new state of Panama Is cut off from Colombia by a range of mountains which renders it Impossible for one country to communicate with the other except by water. Panama is not naturally allied with Colombia. It seems that for the last 50 years Panama has enjoyed, on the average, one revolution a year. This whole country, so far as Its ability to maintain a government Is concerned, is very little advanced In civilization. In deed, a considerable section of country between Panama and Colombia is, and always has been, occupied by wild and uncivilized tribes, who acknowledge al legiance to no country. It Is, therefore, necessary to the prosecution and protec tion of this great world enterprise that the nation in charge of it should practi cally control the whole tract now Included In the State of Panama, which is, in fact, not much larger than an Oregon county. We would have been justified, then, In taking possession of the whole state for the purpose of prosecuting this work. At an opportune time the State of Panama rose, as one man, and asserted Its Independence. It Is a mistake to suppose that this revolution was hatched in an hour. The isthmians had long suf fered outrageous treatment at the hands of the. Bogota government To obtain their Independence had been their cherished ambition for years. They were as much entitled to our sympathy as were the people of Cuba. They had been a de pendency rather tKan an Integral part of Colombia. The severance of this state does not weaken Colombia as a power. She is rather better situated than before to repel Invasion. Her weakest point has been removed. The only real benefit Colombia could derive from Panama would be that coming from the 'canal en terprise which she had refused. She will herself reap great benefits from the build ing of the canal. She Is In much the sam&i position as this country in that re . y . Clans la! Tacoma Ledger. f spect, but In a lesser degree. In this strenuous age, a nation, like an Individual, must improve the opportunities offered. Took Tide at Flood. President Roosevelt would not have been equal to the occasion If. he had not wel comed the birth of the infant State of Panama and accepted tho place of guard Ian. Call It recognition or intervention or what you will. The time was ripe, the opportunity offered, a man with ability to see and courage to act, was at the helm. If It was not, it now is Interna tional law that an Infant state may be recognized by any nation whenever the good of the world demands it. The world is getting to be a small place and we are getting to be a big nation. While we will not use our strength to oppress a weaker people, we also will not let a small matter hinder a large work. While we will not run over any one. It may as well be understood that whoever relies upon thl3 assurance to the extent of sitting down in front of the car of progress, will be picked up and deposited where he can not be hurt. The car will move on. In regard to the case In point, there had already been too much delay. There Is probably no person on earth who be lieves that Colombia rejected the Hay Herran treaty because she thought sho was not getting enough for the right of way. She was simply trying as the Scotchman would say to draw our leg. It was not a successful draw for Colom biabut the result makes for justice. The money for this right of way ought to go to Panama anyway. It is Panama soil. If an Injury Is done by digging tho canal, the salve ought to be applied where the hurt Is. So I think those who aro worried lest we "be not justified," may return to their worry about the Philippines. The Democrats In the House hall tho birth of Panama as the birth of a new hope a hope of an Issue. They, also, have much to say about the absence of a precedent. If the Democratic party Is controlled by precedent it will never be. right upon any live Issue. Having always been wrong, It must so continue through all time. Its worst enemy could not wish It a worse fate. No advancement or reform was ever accomplished by following precedent. This nation was formed in opposition to a precedent. Our growth and expansion have been without precedent. Our ac quisition of tho Philippines was in direct violation of precedent. These gentlemen are unable to distin guish between precedent and authority. In the first place, precedent, to be au thoritative, has to fit. There was no pre cedent to fit this case, as we have already seen. Secondly, a precedent acts affirmative ly and not negatively. Because a thing has not been done Is no reason for not doing It. Because we did not build tho Panama canal yesterday Is no reason why we should not build It tomorrow. It is claimed that It has notbeen customary to recognize a new government until Its ability to continue to exist has been demonstrated. This is true; but why? Simply because the nations act purely from a selfish standpoint and want to avoid trouble. In recognizing a new government there has been no question as to whether the new government has been better than the old. The only In quiry was. Who Is on top to stay? We were willing to do business with the fellow who could whip the other fellow so he would stay whipped, regardless of the equities of the case. Perhaps the case of Cuba was an ex ception, and, also, perhaps self-interest had something to do with that; but tho most that can be said is that precedent teaches us not to recognize a new gov ernment until It is policy to do so. Tho fact is, these gentlemen are talking for talk's sake. They do not think that Colombia is really hurt; they do not think an injustice has been done; they do not think we are making bad law. They do not care but it makes talk. A. S. HAMMOND. How Ella Evened It Up With Riley. New York Times. Ella Wheeler Wilcox and James Whlt comb Riley met recently in Now York. "I never will forget what you said about me, Mr. Riley," said the poetess of pas sion, "when I first attempted to write poetry." "Nothlug unpleasant, I hope," exclaimed the Hoosier poet. "You said," continued the poetess, "that I was too homely ever to write poetry." "Did I ever say that?" "Yes, you did; or at least it was pub lished a? coming from you. It made a deep impression on me. About that time I was making a rag doll for a little niece of mine, and I not only made It, but I painted its face. And I made that face Just as ugly as I knew how and called the don James Wbitcomb Riley." Q )yAoSAnTk CANDIDATES COMING IN ALL-OrJEGON FOOTBALL TEAM WILL BE A STRONG ONE. Is Expected to Give Multnomah, the Hardest Tussle of the Year,In Spite of Losses. The greater number of candidates for the All-Oregon football team came down from Eugene last night and made their headquarters at the Hill Military Acad emy, where they will begin practice this afternoon in preparation for the Mult nomah game Christmas. They are feeling very fit, and from thejr appearance Mult nomah will have plenty to do when the teams line-up for the game next Friday afternoon. Of the original possible candidates for the All-Oregon a sufficient number have turned out to make a powerful team. The two greatest losses will be J. M. Edmon son, of the class of 1S96, who will not be able to come to Portland from Eugene on accolint of business, and B. C. Jakeway, who lives In town, but will not be able to play. V. P. Earl or P. T. Frizzell will take Edmonson's position at guard, and though they are both strong men, the Ore gon men hoped to have Edmonson to hold down Tom Ross, Multnomah's Immense forward, who is likely to prove too many for anybody but a giant. Jakeway, while no less a loss, has Monk Eastland, no less a tackle, to fill his position. Coleman, the red-headed. Is another doubtful man. Many people have been looking forward to the prospect of seeing Coleman once more at end, and the news of his failure to answer the call for alumni football players will prove a disappointment to every one who has followed football in Oregon for the last seven or eight years. He Is a wonder ful end, acknowledged to be the best that ever played In Oregon. The management will use every argument to Induce him to leave his business In Coburg long enough to come down for the game. In spite of these losses, the All-Oregon eleven will be very powerful, much more so than the Oregon team Itself. Of the 'varsity, Goodrich, Joe Templeton and Latourette, halves and quarter, will be on the team. Fullback Kerron Is at best doubtful, but Charley Templeton, a fam ous old full. Is out for the position, and Oregon has never produced a better Hne bucker. The line is to be the strong point in tho Oregon team. It was weak In the 'varsity, but with Eastland, Dave Waddell and Angell to help out the 'varsity men there is little to be desired for strength. It is doubtful whether Multnomah can line-up such a star aggregation of forwards as All-Oregon will present. For ends, there Is plenty of good mate rial in sight, even if Coleman proves to be recreant. Chandler of this year's team, "Billy" Scott and Captain Watts of last year's team, are sure to turn out, and they will leave nothing to be desired in that quarter. Roy Reed will probably be center. Of the candidates for the team, Earl, Frizzell. McKinney, Chandler, Eastland and Watts came to town last night. Scott, Charley Templeton, Angell and Jakeway live In Portland. Watts, Reed and Good rich arrive tonight. Every day this week the squad will hold secret practice and nothing will be known of the Une-up and the character of plays they will use on Multnomah until the day of the game. SEAKCHUGHT EOBBERTRAPPED Bathroom Door Is Guarded While He Escapes Through Window. The cool-headed burglar, who carries an electric searchlight, and enters people's rooms while they sleep had a narrow es cape last night when he tried to rob the residence of J. F. Keller, 343 Tenth street, corner of Market- Tho household was awakened during the unwelcome visit and the robber was chased into the bathroom, where the door was guarded until the arrival of the po lice. To their dismay, however, the offi cers discovered that the vigilance com mittee had neglected to guard the win dow, and tho bird had flown before the law officer came on tho scene. The burglar entered, the house shortly after 2 o'clock this morning. The 16-year-old son of Mr. Keller was awakaned by the light being thrown In hl3 face. Ho did not move, however, until the burglar was out of sight, then hurried up stairs to arouse other members of the house. The robber, little dreaming that his presence was known, continued to search the house. The room of Mrs. Keller was the first entered. She was awakened by the light of the lantern and ordered the visitor to leave her room. , 'Shut up," he said in a low, but de termined voice, "or I will blow your head off." Mrs. Keller lapsed into sudden silence. By this time the boy had awakened four men from their slumbers and they gave chase to the unwelcome guest. The bath room door was open and that being the only avenue of escape, the Durglar rushed In and closed the door behind him, ex claiming: "I will kill the first man that tries to come In here." i , No one wanted to go in, but all were willing to guard the door until a police officer could be summoned. Officers Crate, Jones and Isaacs rushed to the scene In response to a telephone call. The distance from the station to Tenth and Market was made In less than seven minutes after the call was received. Boldly they marched to the door and opened it cautiously. The members of tho household stood expectantly byj wait ing for a tragedy to be enacted before their eyes. Each member was armed with a butcherknlfe or other domestic weapon. A little wider and still wider the door was pushed open, but a glance at an open win dow told all. In their excitement they had failed to remember this means of escape, and while they stood cautiously guarding the door the thief had made his exit through the window. The police are convinced that the several daring robberies that have occurred In Portland within the past few days are the work of one man. The expert house-robber made his debut In Portland by collect ing $2000 worth of Jewels from the Sig mund Frank residence. He next visited J. Couch Flanders, with slight success, but on this occasion demonstrated to the pub lic that he was an expert and cool and collected while at work. The job last night was of the same character as the one in the Flanders resi dence, and the robber carried the same Implements, according to the two descrip tions. The robber got but 10 cents from last night's work. The Medicine Chest. Life. With the custom of having the' medi cine chest built into the wall of the bed room, this utensil emerges from e class of-mere ephemera, and becomes an ap purtenance. Formerly the medicine chest was filled with weak decoctions of yarbs, but the fag ends of prescriptions are found to take up less room, and to serve equally well. Ordinarily the medicine chest enables a frightened woman the more readily to mistake carbolic acid for paregoric. Of course, there are medicine chests which qo not do this, just as now and then tnere are furnaces which do not keep It always as warm In ,the living room as it is In the refrigerator. The medicine chest disposes of the de- grading accusations, sometimes laid against our civilization, that persons too poor to employ a family physician, and too proud to go to the free dispensaries, are therefore compelled to die a natural death. People sometimes use their bathtubs to keep coal in, but never their medicine chests. What Was Wanted. Life. "Do you believe In the Inspiration of the Scriptures?" The chairman of the committee appoint ed by the church to Interrogate the clergy man to whom a call had been extended looked at that gentleman critically as he asked his first question. "I do," was the grim reply. There was a slight movement among the members of the committee. "Do you," asked the chairman, "believe In preaching the gospel without frills, or would you In ject a little spice Into your sermons say, enough to get yourself into the papers?" The clergyman did not falter. "I believe." he replied, "in the simple gospel without sensationalism." "Then, as I understand it," said the chairman, "you believe in the old-fashioned theology and all Its dogma. Every Sunday you would preach a couple of sermons on the Bible, without trying to attract attention, and on week days, In stead of getting yourself interviewed by reporters, you would doubtless spend your time visiting the sick?" "That's my whole Idea," wa3 the an swer. The chairman turned to his committee and held a brief consultation. Then once more facing the candidate he said: "Im sorry to say, sir, that you won't do. We 'want a man who Is right up-to-date.'" Canada Wants Newfoundland. OTTAWA, Ont., Dec. 20. The Dominion Government has now under consideration the question of uniting Newfoundland with Canada, and also the purchase of Greenland from Denmark. This Is the result of the Alaska boundary decision, which was so unsatisfactory to Canada. While Canada and Newfoundland can enter upon negotiatios as to union, It will be necessary for the Dominion to negoti ate through the imperial authorities with, Denmark for the purchase of Greenland. So far no official Information can be had. AT THE HOrtLS. THE PORTLAND E Morgmore, S F Edw Kelby, S F A L Smith, Helena I R "Wilbur, Boston it H Cowan, Chicago O A Gerat. N Y S Lauterbach. N Y J Slegel, S F E Klein. N Y H Scott, Chicago S Shlreck. S F H F Norton, w & chd. Seattle B I Norton. Seattle Mrs Nina Larowe, city Dr Ney Churchman, S Welfell. N Y C Conover, Seattle N Posten, Seattle W E Amens, S F R F Barke. Cal K Kayosklsak, S F J "W Flynn. Boston Lee Febleger, USA J J Ballery, Pendletn Harry E Lewis. S F J L Rand & wf, Bakr N C Richards, Surapt U. T iiendrlx. do "Walter Reed, city H Jacob, S F F "W James, Pt Twn Br D I Cummlngs & wf, Cal G R Campbell. Spokn D W Huntington and vf, Oakland Esther Lyon, N Y J E Ransom. Utlca THE PBRKIN3. J M Shully. Chehallls Mrs H E Borst, Cent Miss Borst. do C Browne, Saa F B F Jones. Toledo A J Heffron. Hoqul O Gould, city D Gould, do W J "Warner, do E A Brown. Seattle Mrs Brown, do D E Hodgln, CsalRck .J E Sibley, Dallas C A Danneman, Clem F C Cornett, Condon Mrs Cornet, do C R Peake. Detroit J A Boyes, Chicago "W H Wehrung. Htbro F Pezolt. Ohlcago C F Edwards, Omaha R B Magruder, city K W Barrett, Alex Miss Mallon, Buffalo G YV Curtis. Newbrg F B Roberts. Shasta E Currin. Heppner A J Marns, city J A Jewett. Pomeroy C Brownell, Echo L Hunt, do J "Wivolid. M E "W Plckard. do W A Doherty. Scatla H Plckard. Eugene F R Beals. Tillamook Mrs Beals. do A Newell. Falbook Master Newell, do S A Sajlor, Umatilla F B Richardson. Arlgtn Mrs Richardson, do L Shuttlefield. Seatle F Botcher. Astoria E H "Wills, Kelso Mr3 "Wills, do J A Magulre. Saa F Mrs Magulre, do THE IMPERIAL. J E Hanskins. Tacom S F Kelsey. Seattle John "Wren. S D F T Ryan, Bremertn Chas Cornelius, Wis I J Dals. Endlcott N H Craig, S F Chas The mas, S F Dr E D Stelncamp, Granite J N Hart. Dallas J S Cooper, Indp W L Robb. Astoria J W McAllster, En terprise C D Chandler, Jffrson Mrs Chandler, do H C Currin. Corvallls Llllle Currin. do E A Marck & fam, Seattle R A Milter. Ores Cty Mrs G E Houck, Roseburg Mrs J J Delne, do Willis Caldwell. Stayt Miss I M Johnson, Oregon City Mrs J R Hill, do E T Carlton.Albany G A Thomson, Moro Anna Belknap, Hayst C J Smith. Pendleton W M Pierce, do G L Lindsay, Granite A L James, Baker C Mrs A L James, do W F Butcher, do H K Brown, do M H Hendricks, Seat Chas Meda. Albany Mrs Meda. do Chas Boock. Baker C JE Christenson, do A L Cogllscr, N Y Miss K Vincent, N Y J Read, Heppner Mrs Read, do Dr Jay Tuttle, Asto F B Mahon, Harney F O Miller. Mpls J K "Weatherford, Al bany F A Seufert. Dalles Dan Coy, Seattle Mrs L Crats, do C L England, Castle R J Stolcka & fam. Rock Hood River O E Leet. Falls CltylT B Keeney. do E R Currin. Corvallls R B Sturgls, Pendlta C G Brownell, do THE ST. CHARLES. Mrs Douglass, Egl Cr P Moon. Philomath C McGee. Louisville G C McPherson. do L Rldgeway. Antelope J B Hutchinson. Rsbrg A B Flint. Scholls Mrs Flint, do M "Wilbur. Deer Park Mrs "Wilbur, do M Sprague. do L Munipower. do "W E Miller. "Wasco W L Meyers, Pmeroy Miss C J Sears, do H Thompson, do A B Robley. Ashland T P Robley, do H Jacobs, do Mrs Jacobs, do J Peterson, city F Craig, "do C E Sagcr, Gresham T H Rus. city J K Powell, clty H H Hall, USA rw "Will. Carlton E J Taylor. Arthur W R Churchman. Shda A Cota. Cathlamet J Burnett, do T B BIdwell. Astoria O H Blknap. do TV C Begnold. Astoria W Glrard. Norton J Harmon. Dalles J E Woodcock. "Wamlo J B Teon. Rainier B Gardner, do T L Bayler Newbrg M E Phillips. Corvallls N H Mcuay. scappooso H D Aden. "Wilsonville H Peters. Stafford Harry Peters. Frg Pnd J D Miller, do J Goheen. do R Brooke, Woodenvllei M S Talbert. Matiocx F J Meyers. O R & N V B Henderson. Crnlus .T Tl n-rnnlc. Goble c v Tnhnjnn. do 1C M Heisler. Dufur O Savery. Dallas Mrs O Porter Hntngtn B P Courtney. Or IF Paradls. Stella J E Corut, Youcalla IE G Corker. Cathlamet Mrs Corut. do IE O Blackwell, Boring G Simmons, Phllomath'Mrs Blackwell. do THE ESMOND. S T Holte. Kelso G T Callahan. Arlgtn A Afpler do L Richardson, The Dlls J B Blalney. Rainier G Weeks, Stevenson J Miller. Beggs I T C S Wilson, Holbrook E Loughrfdge. Amny Mrs Loughrldge. do H Kramer, clty n a Tavlor. Arthnr Mary Miller, do Nellie Miller, do Ben Miller, do Clarence Miller, do S P Svenson. Garibldl C D Nairn. Gresham F Moore. Whte SalmnlW S Wellborn. Houlta Frank Egan, do JH A Wall. "Vancouver F Groshong, uo O Rineseth. Wshngl J Whittle, Rseberg R P Coe. Culbertson J Dolan, do Mrs Dolan. do Mrs M Cowean. Bend Mra T Kennedy, city F Davis, city W F Burkholder. Gshm P Hutton, city H Sager. do A Grant, do J Weeks, do G W Durkln. Grsham. O N Harrington. K C R E Nosier. Coqullle J Sleeel. Wabash J T Eagan, W Salmon S C Zlegler, do W Neroclt. Oak Point S G West, do C West, do R B Graham, city airs Graham, do N Anderson, Astoria J Moore. Grants Pass W H Cross, do E Stump. Fishers L C Young, ao W E Almos. Seattle D M Roberts. Grshm JE F Perkins, Sacrmnto M Crabtree. Seattle I Mrs Perkins, do W H McCullough. DdelMary Perkins, do C H Polloch. Cornelius ILaura Perkins, do C W Purdln, do iM" Robinson. Sauvtes E Qulgley. Svenson L D Brown. Dallas F W Brandt. Hood RvtJ H Howell. Clmba Cty F Wiggins. Oak Pnt (J W Strain. Deer Islnd Mrs Wiggins, do AS Malcolm, do W S Miller, Cltsnte JBessie Malcolm, do Mrs Miller, do lEdna Thompson, do A Jones. Plant Home Hotel Brunswick. Seattle. European plan, popular rates. Modern improvements. Business center. Near depot Tacoma TTotel, Tacoma. American plan. Rates, $3 and up. Hotel DonneUy, Tacoma. First-class restaurant in connection. Rainier Grand Hotel, Seattle. European plan. Finest cafe on Coast. Hdqra. naval, military and traveling men. Rooms In suite and single. Free shower baths. Rates. $1 up. H. P. Dunbar, prop. Mrs. Cram ford Is that an experienced girl you have? Mrs. Crabshaw Why, I should say she Is! This is the ninth place she's had i this year. Judge,