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THE MORNING OTffiGOSlAN.. FTfrDAT, AUGUST 1, 1902. Entered at the rcstoHlce at Portland. Oregon, as escond-class matter. REVISED SUBSCRIPTION RATES. By Mall (postage prepaid. In Advance) Dally, with Sunday, per month 5 S3 gaily. Sunday excepted, per year T pally, with Sunday, per year 0 9. Sunday, per year ? 92 The Weekly, per year g The "Weekly. 3 months - 6 To City Subscribers Sally. pr week, delivered, Sunday excepted.Kic veily, per week, delivered. Sundays lacluded.SOo POSTAGE RATES. United States. Canada and Mexico: 30 to 14-page paper........... .......1c lo 28-page paper 28 Foreign rates double. Jfews or discussion intended for publication In The Oregonlan should be addressed invaria bly "Editor The Oregonlan." not to the name ol any individual. Letters relating to adver ting, subscriptions or to any business matter fcbould be addressed simply "The Oregonlan." Eastern Business OClce. 43, 44. 43. 47. 4S. 43 Tribune building. New York City; 610-11-12 Tribune building. 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C.. by the Ebbett House new stand. For sale In Denver. Colo, by Hamilton & Xendrlck. 00C-312 Seventeenth street: Louthan Jackson Book & Stationery Co.. lBth and J-awrence street; A. Series. Sixteenth and Cur Xls ctreeta. TODAY'S WEATHER Fair and warmer; winds becoming northwesterly. YESTERDAY'S WEATHER Maximum tem perature. .71; minimum temperature. 58; pre cipitation. 0.04 Inch. PORTLAND, FRIDAY, AUGUST 1, 1902 BREAKERS AHEAD. Aggressiveness and self-confldence are two Important elements in the make-up of the successful public man. It is rare phenomenon when success Is thrust upon the timid and unseeklng. Yet there are other qualities that might be mentioned, such as caution and for bearance. A forceful man can gather up the reins of power and drive the attached vehicle roughshod over every body and everything that stands in his way, and this can go on for some time; but political annals are full of warn ings that outfits of this kind are apt to become unmanageable, and upon occasion have been known to come to grief around some sharp corner and spill the occupants in an unedlfying heap against a telegraph pole. Something of this sort seems to con front Governor La Follette, of Wiscon sin, whose recent spectacular drive with Senator Spooner at his chariot wheels has made the groundlings laugh and the Judicious grieve. La Follette is described aa honest and faithful, but determined to the point of a fault. He is not content with dictating the p61icy of his party on state Issues, but he in sists upon being recognized as abso lute, and will brook no dissent In the slightest detail from those who agree with him in fundamentals. One of his predecessors, ex-Governor Hoard, has supported the reforms in taxation and in nominating machinery which La Follette has championed, but believed that Senator Spooner should be in dorsed for re-election, upon his record at Washington without any conditions. He attempted to explain his attitude to the boss In the executive chamber, but he found that he stood hardly any better than the most obnoxious "stal wart" who had fought the Governor in everything. The evidence already accessible apparently justifies this de scription of La Follette's high-handed course by a well-informed Madison correspondent of the Milwaukee Jour nal: The Governor not only brooks no Individual action on the part of his lieutenants, but he puts tho scourge to them for a breach of dis cipline with as much vigor and severity as ever he laid it to tho back of a stalwart. He seems to have no fear of the consequences of this policy. He gives no quarter. His orders are to burn and kill everything and everybody In the path of his supremacy and ambition. Naturally, there is trouble brewing. And the disastrous result of such meth ods is already hinted at by shrewd observers! Thus the New York Even ing Post, after premising thaf "no politician, however powerful he might become, has long retained power after he showed himself a. tyrant who would allow no protest against anything that he might suggest," concludes that "La Follette seems now drunk with his suc cess, and unless he shall soon come to his senses he will go the way that demagogues go." The Indianapolis Journal, also, warns La Follette that ""such unreasoning tyranny" 'is likely to produce "rebuke of the impertinence of the La Follette faction and make certain, the re-election" of a Senator (Spooner) worthy of the state." It is possible that in La Follette's -experience. Governor McBrlde, of Wash ington, mayi find food fgr. reflection. On another page today appears a most interesting and impressive interview with the Governor, as to his beliefs and purposes. He is very confident, very determined. There is no place in all his itinerary where anything else can hap pen but McBrlde bearing everything before him. As he rode roughshod over Wilson at Spokane, eo he will 'ride roughshod over the railroads at the state convention and over Ankeny, Wil son and everybody else except his own Senatorial choice at the coming Legis lature. Nobody imputes to either of these brilliant Western Governors any thing but the best of motives, and the most unsullied courage. But a team can get up such a headway that going becomes precarious. A man can make more enemies in three strenuous months than he can mollify or outwit in as many years. It is a' reprehensible thing for the striking miners of Pennsylvania to take up arms to redress their wrongs. There is no way for society to meet such an exhibition but with stern looks of dis approval and sterner blows of physical force. The appeal of the union author ities, however, is for self-restraint on the part of the strikers, and it is sure of a more appreciative estimate from the public than it could have received a few years ago, and there is room for hope that it may have something of the desired effect upon the infuriated ranks at which it is directed. Order will be preserved and Justice dealt out, but a share of public indignation will be ap portioned to the owners and operators whose oppression of the poor, contempo raneous with accumulation of inordi nate fortune?, has goaded these 'miser able underpaid wretches to fury. The harvest the operators will reap from these awful scenes will not be all of Joy and praise. The country apprehends their rapacity as well as the rioters' frenzy. ROOSEVELT AND THE BIG THREE. Nobody that we kribw of has asked Boss Piatt to come out with blare and flare in pledge of New York's votes for Roosevelt at the convention of 1904. He performs this exploit upon his own initiative. The same is true of Hanna in Ohio and Quay In Pennsylvania. The Joint labors of this picturesque tri umvirate are not undertaken or the country's good or for Roosevelt's ben efit, or from a, general Impulse of al truistic self-sacrifice. There Is an ob ject in it, and the object concerns them- ! selves and the fortunes of the three political machines of which they form the capable and unchallenged center. All the bosses were red hot for Mc Klnley in 1S9S. That is, they wanted him less than they wanted anybody else on earth, but they made a virtue of the necessity in which they found them selves. At that time the embryonic statesman in sole charge of the McKIn ley movement, which he had laboriously built up from nothing by the most ap proved mining and maritime methods, Mr. Hanna now finds himself occupying one of the chief seats at the bossls matic board. He is a full-fledged statesman, In altitude of oratory, In profundity of original research In eco nomic problems and In the affections of all true and simple-minded patriots the peer of Piatt and -Quay, If not of Gor man himself, or even those dead and gone philosophers, Tllden and O. P. Mor ton. The bosses, let us repeat, were red hot for McKinley In 1896. just as they are red hot tpr Roosevelt now. It Is not a deeply burled secret that the In terests which make life worth living to Hanna, Piatt and Quay didn't want Roosevelt nominated at. Philadelphia In 1900. Tho immense combinations of wealth were only consenting finally to Roosevelt's nomination as Vice-President because perhaps even more than the possibility of his accession to the Presidency they dreaded his continued occupancy of the Governorship of New York. They were persuaded that Mc Kinley would live, and thus that neither in the White House nor in the State house at Albany would there be a mah to whom the laws against capitalistic and monopolistic abuses would seem things really deserving of serious at tention. So they were for Roosevelt. Oh, yes, they were enthusiastic for him. And they are now. The reason for these ebullitions of Rooseveltian enthusiasm Is that the sa gacious triumvirate and their imitators in smaller states feel the need of some sAtch impetus to their local enterprises as the popular confidence In President Roosevelt bids fair to supply. In need they go where succor may be found. The Presidential purpose toward Cuba was actively or passively nullified, when It might readily have been sup ported and fulfilled, and now the Re publican "leaders, apprehending the groundswell of popular disapproval of them and approval of him, devise to utilize it The wind is coming up early, they say, fresh and strong; let us get our windmills in trim and It will grind our grist, elect our Governors, and Treasurers and Legislatures, and alto gether put us in circumstances. The noise and glee exhibited by these great thinkers and reformers in sup port of Roosevelt today need engender no opinion In the observant mind aa to the course their" delegations will take in the National Convention of 1904. Make hay while the sun shines, Is un derstood In New York and Ohio as well as in the state whose political philoso phy may be more directly traced to the thrifty counsels of "Poor Richard." They are for Roosevelt now, because they can find use for the aid that dec laration stands to bring them. They will be for whoever and whatever to morrow, or next day, or two years hence, shall present an auspicious front to their keen and reflective gaze. We shall see as time goes on what we shall see, not only how the bosses vote In July. 1904, but how their workers de mean themselves at the November elec tion of that year. Democratic Presi dents have been elected by Republican bosses, and vice versa. Roosevelt Is a good President, and deservedly popular with the people. But he Is probably old enough to understand that politics Is a mighty "oncertin" as well as interest ing game. Every player around the board Is reasonably certain to make the most of such cards as he holds. These are very good cards, Mr. Dealer, to judge by the backs. Sit up. gentlemen, and look sharp! 1 IRELAND'S PRESENT PROSPERITY. John D. Crlmmlns, an eminent Irish citizen of New York, a man who came to that city a poor boy and has risen to large wealth and high esteem among educated men of both the great polit ical parties, has recently returned from a visit to Ireland. This visit was made purposely that he might learn from his own observation and from the people's Hps the condition of Ireland: He re ports that he found contentment and prosperity; that Ireland is working out Its own salvation and needs only better means of transit and modifications of the land act rapidly to accomplish It, Mr. Crlmmlns holds that Ireland today is not a distressful country:, that the demeanor of the people of all classes, high and low. Is marked at all public entertainments, races, horse shows. fairs, by joy, contentment and ease of manner. The beginning of this new order of things dates from the great land act of Gladstone of 1870, and the amend ments which followed It The social revolution Inaugurated by this act will not be completed until the compulsory purchase act, urged by T. W. Russell, becomes a law. Under the present act 63,000 holdings have been sold to ten ants, and sales are being made dally Under this land act the Land Commis sion determines the value of the land and fixes the terms of payment, fifteen or twenty-one years. The seller of the property receives his money at once. It being provided by the government Tenant farmers, who feel that their rents are excessive, appeal to the Land Commission, who determine the amount of rental they shall pay. This Land Commission has in some cases reduced the landlord's income by one-half. The compulsory purchase act, now advocat ed by the Irish members of Parliament compels the landlords to dispose of their land now occupied by tenant farmers at prices fixed by the Land Commis sion. This- act Is favored br elchtv-one out of eighty-six Irish representatives m Parliament. Ireland, without dis tinction of creed or section, is unani mous for this measure. So prosperous Is Ireland that Mr. Crlmmlns met a number of men for merly in his employ In New York who had returned to the land of. their birth because of Its prosperity and comfort Under the acts of Parliament the Urban and Rural Council has brought about the demolition of the old-time hovels occupied by the Irish laborer and com pelled the landlords to replace them with laborers cottages built of stone with slate roofs. The national schools are excellent, and in all their public af fairs It is plain that the Irish people today are able to take care of them selves and arejn no sense a poverty stricken people, and do not wish to be considered so. Mr. Crlmmlns says that the Irish people are entirely loyal to their King, and have no sympathy with the intemperate language and acts of certain Irish members of Parliament of the temper of Tim Healey and Red mond. The Irish Catholic clergy at the convocation at Maynooth were unani mous In their expression of deep sor row for the illness of the King. While home rule, such as Is exercised by the colonial governments, would be welcome to Ireland, no thought or de sire for separation from England Is thought of by sensible men. Under the land act today the landlord cannot de prive the tenant of the betterments he has made, and when the compulsory purchase act now pending becomes a law, Ireland will most emphatically be long to the Irish. When we remember that this revolutionary remedial legis lation, granted by a British Parliament In abatement of its ancient Injustice, is of a sort so radical that nothing iden tical with it was ever enacted by the United States, it does seem as If the Redmondites could afford to be less ma lignant Our emancipated slaves have had to root, hog, or die; they needed Industrial education and agricultural endowment, and we fed them on the husks of politics In shape of the suf frage, which Increased their weakness because it incited their enemies to con fiscate every black vote they could not control. England has had a conscience for her ancient Injustice that we have never felt. CRONIN, OP DENVER, THE CHIVAL ROUS. And so the equality of the sexes has at last reached the United States Su preme Court on an Issue that will afford that august tribunal the opportunity of probing deep into at least one aspect of that perennial problem. The case comes up from Colorado, and derives its chief significance from the fact that under the constitution and laws of that state full citizenship. Including suffrage, is conferred without regard to sex. The complainant appellant, one Dan iel Cronln, contends. In support of his desire to serve women In his saloon, that he has as much right to sell liquor to women as to men, and that they have as much right to drink as men. He argues that since women have been given the right of suffrage, they stand on the same footing in all respects with men, and hence "are entitled to the pursuit of happiness and the same ra tional enjoyment as their brothers." The District Court upheld this conten tion, but the finding was overruled by the State Supreme Court, and hence no course Is left the conscientious Mr. Cro nln and his liberty-loving attorneys but to appeal to the United States Supreme Court. This they have done, the case has been docketed, and In time the decision may be looked for. We take it that in a case of this kind, however much the Supreme Court af fects technicalities and the dry conten tions of the pleadings, It cannot be wholly impervious to the humanities of the case. It becomes a sacred duty, we should say, to consider at some detail and with sympathetic attitude the deprivations to which Mr. Cronln ad verts on behalf of his suffering patrons. The "happiness and . rational enjoy ment" which a saloon affords may not be apprehended by the Supreme Court at their real value. It Is possible, In deed, that the Justices are out of touch with the Institution, and will never un derstand what Mr. Cronln's patrons stand to lose If his base should fall. The pleasure' and profit of standing up at a bar for some four consecutive hours, exchanging coin of the realm for headaches, consuming thirst, empty poqkets, ruined reputation and unavail ing remorse should be set out before the Supreme Court with all the power at Mr. Cronln's command. Experience must have made him fully Informed on this and other points. He can ex plain how it Is that while a boozy bar tender Is of all things unbearable, a boozy, customer Is the ne plus ultra of the successful grogshop. He can ex plain how pleasant It Is to be visited with the tears and imprecation of the drunkard's wife; how Joy lights up the homes where his devotees repair when their prowess at the bar declines from physical or financial causes; how wel come the patron Is always made whose appetite outlasts his money. As the especial custodian of "happi ness and rational enjoyment," Mr. Cro nln should continue his exhibit along the whole line of saloonary pleasures. There is the worklngman, stopping on his way home with his week's pay until it is all behind the bar; the business man whose conviviality is letting him down the Inclined plane to failure; the gay young son of proud parents start ing on the downward road. There are the shadows on once happy homes and sequels Innumerable In divorce courts and bloody tragedies and solemn scenes at murder trials, and wan faces In the pporhouse, and long lines of hopeless prisoners at the Penitentiary. He should not confine his moving pictures to the feverish gayety of the evening hours, but throw upon the screen the early morning hour, when his saloon, if it Is like others, presents the 'most de pressing sight that revelry creates. When the 6un is coming proudly up In all his majesty, when the morning breeze blows softly and refreshingly across the awakening earth, when birds are calling cheerily to their mates, then go Into Mr. Cronln's place and see its grewsome relics of the night's "happi ness," and smell Its sickening odors, and estimate the equivalent in misery represented by the fat parcel of money he will soon be carrying oft to the bank. This is a world of "rational enjoy ment" Into which one would fain believe the women of Colorado have no desire to force their way. It Is a department of masculine activity where the equal ity of the sexes, one would be glad to hope, might be magnanimously waived. If It Is not against the rules of the court, an interpleader might be brought in, to the effect that the happiness and rational enjoyment of the women of Colorado can be sufficiently ministered to by the blbular arrangements In full force and effect without extension to them of the rights and privileges so cogently prayed for in their behoof by Mr. Cronln. We submit to the Supreme Court that In the consuming desire of some women to be men there are a few objects of pursuit which may be fore gone without more than constructive damages. The bears In the Chicago oats market who were forced to "play the baby act" by taking advantage of the marginal price and appealing to the courts for protection, will receive but small sym pathy from the grain producers of the country. For many years this band of sure-thing gamblers and welchers have hammered down prices of wheat, corn, oats and every other farm product; have garBled figures and Intensified the bearlshness of weather and crop re ports, solely with a view to depressing prices. The Liverpool market follows the Chicago market, and accordingly Pacific Coast farmers have suffered with the farmers of the Middle West through the manipulations of this unscrupulous clique. The shorts sold oats which they did not possess, and then sought to ham mer the market down to a figure where they could buy them at the price which they had made. Now they demand the protection of a marginal price. It Is a matter of regret that the manipulators of the corner were not permitted to keep them squirming until the last gong soumled on settling day. With the squelching, of a few of the Chicago Board of Trade's chronic bears, grain prices would have some show under the old law of supply and demand. Canada Is gratified to observe that Its export trade has nearly doubled In nine years; In 1893 It amounted to $102, 000,000. and In 1902 to $196,000,000. It is especially flattering to Canada to ob serve that Its manufactured exports much more than doubled In the nine years. Of the total Increase of $94,000, 000, $29,000,000 is In the product of the mines. The ratio of Increase Is nearly seven-fold; In no other branch of ex ports has the ratio been nearly so great. The Increase In the exports from the fisheries la $6,000,000; this Item did not double; the forests furnished an in crease of $6,000,000, which !s less than 25 per cent; animal products Increased $28,000,000; this is not very far short of doubling; agricultural products In creased $15,000,000. or about two-thirds; Manufactured exports were $7,693,957 in 1893 and $18,462,970 In 1902. This Increase In manufactured exports Is the more rotable because the population of the Dominion has not increased rapidly; the results in the last census were much below what It was hoped and expected that they would show. The modem typewriting machine and the Investment that It represents In cap ital and labor illustrate fairly the stride that the Inventive genius of man has taken in a decade and the com mercial growth and convenience that have attended It According to a cen sus bulletin recently Issued, there are forty-seven establishments for the man ufacture of these machines In the United States, representing an Invest ment of $8,400,431. The value of the output is reckoned at $6,932,029, pro duced at an outlay of $480,468 for sal aries of officers, clerks, etc., and $2,403, 604 for wages. The materials used, freight and fuel, represent an outlay of $1,402,170; rent, taxes, etc., $714,821. This showing presents industrial enter prise as a wheel within a wheel, each part of which contributes to the strength, profit and purpose of the whole. The term "midshipman," as designat ing the young man In training at the Naval Academy, was substituted some twenty years ago for that of "naval cadet." The substitute has from the first been relatively meaningless. That Is to say. It has never stood In the pride and affection of the American people for exactly what the old name stood. This fact has at length been of ficially recognized, and by a provision of the new naval appropriation act the old form has been restored. Every reader of sea romance as well as every lover of the Navy, of John Paul Jones Commodore Perry and Admiral Farra gut, will welcome the return of the good, old title, with Its suggestion of latent valor and study of naval tactics. Although the dispatches apparently seek to equalize the odium of the New York riot between the Jews and their assailants, it is hard to extenuate the anti-Semitic wrath that cannot restrain itself In the presence of a funeral pro cession. Then, it appears, the devoted followers of an eminently useful and consecrated man might be suffered to bury their dead in peace. American life has nothing more humiliating than these outbreaks of Ignorant and ungov ernable race hatred against a peaceable and retiring people. Scenes like that of Wednesday In our greatest and most pretentious metropolis should be borne in mind when we prate of our superior civilization and enlightenment. The status of the dairying interest of Oregon is encouraging. An increase in the "creamerj output of 25 per cent, as reported, by Mr. Bailey, Food and Dairy Commissioner, certainly repre sents a substantial growth, and speaks well, not only for Oregon as a dairy state, but for the enterprise of Its farm ers and for the intelligent Investment of capital. The Pope's Gifts. Indianapolis News. Some supposed constitutional authority has raised the question as to whether Judge Taf t and his associates may accept the presents given him by the pope. There la no constitutional prohibition that bears In any way on this case. The Constitution provides that "no title of nobility shall be granted by the United States," and that "no person holding any office of profit or trust under them shall, without the consent of Congress, accept of any present, emolument. office or title of any kind Whatever from any king, prince or foreign state." The Pope Is not a king or prince, and tho papacy Is not a foreign state within the meaning of our Constitution. The pope himself does not pretend to be a de facto king or prince, or at least he does not pretend that he Is recognized as such. If he were a ruler In the commonly accepted meaning of the term, he would have no occasion to Insist on the restoration of bis temporal power. We have never recognized the pope In any ofllcla way. He Is unrepresented at Washington, and we send no diplomatic agents to the Vatican. It Is true that he Is a prince of the church, but we recog nize no church as having any temporal authority or political existence. The question Is not one of what rights tne pope thinks he ought to have, but or those which he actually enjoys-. As far as our Constitution Is concerned, Judge Taft no more offends against it In accepting a present from tho pope than he would In accepting a present from Cardinal Gib bons or Archbishop Ireland, THE DECLINE OF ANONYMITY. San Francisco Bulletin. Punch has astonished England by print ing In its Index the names of contributors after the titles of their articles. The Edinburgh Review Is now the sole re maining publication of literary standing to cling to 'that strict rule of anonymlty wblch used to bo the fashion. Most people will confers that they like to know who writes the articles In the magazines. When an essay or a story pleases or offends or in any way Interests one it Is natural to Inquire the name of the author, and it is a .disappointment to look In vain for his signature. Human nature relishes a flavor of personality in Its literary dishes,-and the name of the author Is to his article what salt and but ter are to corn on the cob. There are some who will declare this curiosity about authors vulgar, "but they are mere, pre tenders to a culture which they have not If It Is not vulgar to seek Information about the authors of the "Iliad" and e "Hamlet,' why Is It vulgar to seek infor mation about the author of a noteworthy paper in a current periodical? Not a lit erary esthete would disdain to take In terest In the fact that Shakespeare had a mole on his umblllc. but many deem It vulgar not to be Indifferent to personal and Intimate disclosures concerning the great men of the hour. But while readers are unquestionably gratltled by ecoing the author's name at the head or foot of his article. It Is a question whether or not the magazine, the public and the authors profit by the publication of the names. Uniform anonymity places every article before the public on the same footing, and gives the new and unknown man an opportunity equal to that of the oldest and most renowned. It requires men with great names to submit every article on Its merits, and prevents poor work from passing muster on the credit of Its au thor's reputation. It draws attention, also, to the magazine rather than to the contributors, and gives the magazine a personality and an authority quite distinct from that of Its staff. On the other sldo of the balance Is the fact that anonymity, by subduing the sense of personal respon sibility. Is likely to produce a poorer qunl lty of work. When a man must sign his writing he will take more pains with It than he will with unsigned matter. On the whole, however, the argument In favor of signed articles seems the strong er. When a man docs good work It Is only fair that he should get credit for It. and it Is not a hardship on obscure writ ers that they grow chill In the shadow of great names. 'Merit will force Its way out of the shadow In time for good work and usually obtains recognition. Readers pre fer to see articles signed, and the signed work Is generally of better quality than the anonymous. Years a so the American magazines gave up the policy of printing unsigned matter, and the English periodi cals, one by one. have followed this lead. In this country the newspapers, too. have been drifting away from the utter ano nymity of old-time Journalism, and are printing signatures with all work of more than ordinary merit and with much that la of less than ordinary merit Anarchy and Gnnliont.s. New York Mall and Express. Anarchy In Haytl. anarchy In Colombia, anarchy In Venezuela, revolutions In full bloom In Honduras and Nicaragua, and always In the promising bud in San Do mingo, Costa Rica, Salvador and Guate mala, together with the dubious state of things in Cuba, make plenty of mid-Summer employment for our Navy In Carib bean waters. The little gunboat MaChlas. for instance, after affording succor and protection to the volcano-stricken nponl- of Martinique, quickly resumed her watcn over the volcanic political passions which are in a continual state of eruption at the fever-laden port that sullies the name of Colon: and now she has been sent post haste to Cape Haytlen. to prevent, if pos sible, a revolutionary bombardment ot that Importana port. This, o fcburse, leaves Colon unguarded, and no one can tell what sudden demonstration of Isthmi an disorder will develop there. To a reporter of tho Mall and Express recently Major George M. Barbour, one ot our sanitary officers Just from Cuba, gave a peculiarly cheerless account of the pros pects he had left behind him there. No work, no revenue, largely Increased ex penses, smuggling, treasury raiding, popu lar discontent and official faction are likely to breed early disturbance in Cuba. What are we going to do when It comes? Where shall we find ships enough to watch American Interests In the Cuban ports and also supervise the anarchy of all thi rest of the West Indian and Central arid South American republics? Grave questions are bound to confront us within the next two years In that quarter. We cannot, meantime, recruit our Navy with new ships or new men too rapidly. Spooner and La Follette. Baltimore Herald. Rep. A sign that some exceptional Inspiration of wisdom exists among Wisconsin Re publicans which will direct retention of Senator Spooner as one of the state's rep resentatives In the upper house of the National Government, despite the fact that he la not In touch with the majority of his party on state questions, would be very welcome. But this sign has not ap peared. In the meanwhile the personality and characteristics of the alert and popu lar young Governor ot Wisconsin are at tracting much attention. Large destinies are mapped out for the Badger State statesman, who has risen to prominence by a display of aggressiveness and pug nacity In entering the lists against shrewd and veteran lenders. How much of this Is due to the evanescent ardor that accom panies a surprising success cannot be es timated now'. There Is doubtless much to admire In La Follette, but he will have to do great things in order to measure up to advance notices. ExtrnvnRance About Mr. Mackay. Rochester Democrat and Chronicle. There Is wild exaggeration In such talk as the following concerning the late John W. Mackay: "He made a great deal of money, and no man ever earned It with more constant and zealous toll. What this land and this nation's system of men-making gave to John W. Mackay Is held In store for any man today who will be what he was, labor as he labored and do what he did earn what he deserved and deserve what he earned." Mr. Mackay was a dis coverer rather than an earner. He searched for wealth and found It. Others have searched and not found It. No man could possibly have earned all that he pos sessed. There is not wealth enough In the world to reward all as he was rewarded The American Bill of Fare. Cleveland Leader. When It Is considered what a chance Would be made in the food supplies of the American people If they were deprived, for all practical purposes, of peaches, wa termelons, muskmelons, blueberries, huck leberries, cranberries, maple sugar, maple syrup, pineapples, green corn and most or the oranges, It Is easy to understand that If wc eat too much meat, as a nation. It is a mistake which cannot be explained by any lack of other food. In excellent variety and fine quality. The truth Is that the American bill of fare, both animal and vegetable, Is of rare abundance. The United States Is a country of good eat Ing. Child Labor in Southern Mills. Atlanta Constitution. It Is Idle to ,thlnk that the matter of factory legislation against child labor can much longer be excluded from the South ern mills problem. Any fair scheme for adjusting this question originating with the mill men will be met more than half way and favorably by the people and their legislators. But a stubborn and Irrational resistance to any reform of the prevailing abuses of child and lemale labor will lead to legislation that may be drastic and go beyond tho lines of necessity and equity. THE STR0NG-Y0HE SCANDAL. Minneapolis Tribune. Why was it that the wires were kept hot for several days lasrt week with the Strong-Yoho scandal? Why Is It that so much space has been given by the press for nearly a year past to the disreputable antics of this couple? For the same rea son, wc presume, that the public flock In vast numbers to see plays of the "Camllle" type, and to buy books that are full of coloring, albeit this coloring Is a little "off." It Is the old human drama of crime and passion that Homer Inspired with such pathos and naturalness, and which Shakespeare so Illuminated with the plastic touch of his genius. May Yohe did not become valuable "copy" to the newspaper sensationalist until she had achieved a certain evil notoriety by nu merous escapades, by marriage with a scion of English nobility and subsequent divorce; and lastly by her notorious asso ciation with this fellow Strong. Is she the one most greatly to blame? Any one reading the current comments would think so. Strong Is represented as a "sort of weak character, led astray by her wiles. Intoxicated by her beauty, and j " iuiiicu uy ilia inuiiipn in iuhmi her away from richer ami more noted rivals for her favors. But consider the woman's origin and training A girl of an humble family, who first attracted atten tion by her beauty; having had none of the advantages of an education which give stability of character and develop the higher moral nature: through her fame as an actress firet brought Into associa tion with people of outward polish, but not of Inward grace. Before she came in contact with un scrupulous men who made her ,at once their Idol of clsy and their victim, her light and leading had not been such as to give her high Ideal?. She had some talent ns well as beauty; she was naturally shrewd. She saw that the public was a fickle Jade, with an insatiable appetite for sensation and small steadiness of purpose in recognizing and rewarding genuine merit. She found that the" more notorious she became the larger the box-office re ceipts. Is It any wonder, then, that she became careless of reputation and Indif ferent to conventional standards? This woman Is the product of certain morbid social conditions which proved stronger than the resistance of sterling character with which she mny have been endowed by nature. The man Strong, on the other hand. Is the son of a good family; a man who en joyed good educational and social advan tages In youth; whose path in life was smoothed by an Industrious and successful sire; who could and should have made himself respected and Influential In the community. The reflecting person who notes how he has wasted his life and flung away his advantages will accord him little sympathy, but will rather reserve his sympathy for the woman whose lot un kindly fate cast amid untoward sur roundings and whose worst qualities were stimulated to activity by a false public sentiment. A Pension Contrast. Pltsburg Dispatch. The lates trush for pensions furnishes a striking comparison. The demand for pensions comes from the recent war with Spain, and the comparison Is between five volunteer regiments and the same number of regular regiments. From the fact that the live volunteer regiments did not have a single man killed or wounded It Is concluded that they did not partici pate In any serious engagement. At all events, their record is no killed or wouna- ed; pension claims, 2997. The five regular regiments had 564 men killed and wound ed; pension claims filed, 7C0. These figures Illustrate the Industry of the professional claim agent and the activity of the "pull." The volunteer Is accessible to the claim agents, and his Congressman Is Rmenable to applications. The regular private has no pull. Consequently the paradox Is presented of nearly four times as many .claims from the regiments which did not do the fighting as frctn these that did. Bad Juries. Indianapolis News. There seems to be an epidemic of btid Juries nowadays. Besides our own nota blo gamblers' jury there was a jury at MInneipolIs that let a man off because It knew It would make his wife happy, nnd now the grand Jury at EvansvIUe has been rebuked by the court for viola tion, of Its oath In refusing to Indict gamblers. Are Novels Worth Rending r Chicago Record-Herald. The great question for the reader with regard to most fiction Is not whether It is Immoral, but whether It is worth while. It Is a terrible. If not a profitless, time killer. PERSONS WORTH KNOWING ABOUT. General John C Black, of Illinois, who was President Cleveland's Tension Commissioner during his first term. Is a candidate for Commander-in-Chief of the Grand Army. Senor Sagasta, Prime Minister of Spain, was originally a society reporter on a Madrid paper. He is now nearly SO years old. his face scarred by as many wrinkles as was Von Moltkc's dur ing the latter's cloning years. He lives very quietly in a flat, and, like his great political rival, the late Senor Canovas, Is renowned for his sterllnsr Integrity. Professor Edward S. Holden, United States Military Academy. '70. has accepted- the ap pofntment of librarian of the United States Military Academy at West Point. The library now contains about -13.000 volumes. Congress has provided a much Increased appropriation $11,300 for the present fiscal year, and Its col lections are likely to grow rapidly. The Inte rior of tho large library building has lately been remodeled at a cost of 5 So, COO. M. Santos-Dumont has been accused of effem inacy because of a bracelet on his left wrist which he Invariably wears. But it Is his "rab bit's foot," and to It he attributes much of his Immunity from aerial accidents. In form It Is a gold chain wound three times round the wrist and terminating in a medallion of the virgin. M. Santos-Dumont received It from the former royal houso of Brazil, tho presentation being made by the daughter of Dom Pedro. Princess Charles of Denmark has many charming accomplishments; she Is a good lin guist and can speak and write Russian that most difficult of languages. She Is also a clever bookbinder and photographer; can sew well and Is a good spinner, often spending hours at her spinning-wheel, and she plays a really excellent game of chess. Outdoor amusements afford her endless enjoyment, and she Is a fine horse woman, a keen cyclist and a fi rat-rate croquet player. John Burns, the labor member of Parliament. who advises that no more concessions be made to American "Invaders." has sat for Battersea since 1802, and Is one of the most picturesque public characters In England. Mr. Burns was formerly a stationary engineer and a leader among his fellow-workmen. For many years he has been tna spirit of the labor party In England, has assisted In the spread of trades- unionism. He favors municipal ownership of city railway lines. British puMlc opinion is strongly In favor of keeping Lord Kitchener at home Instead of sending him to India. His Lordship does not stana so wen with the aristocracy, to many members of which he has given offense by re fusal to meet their wishes. For instance, there is one great nobleman who desired that his favorite son be sent home from South Africa. So he telegraphed to Kitchener; "Please send my eon home at once: urgent family affairs." Kitchener replied: "Your son cannot return at all; urgent military affairs." The Klng'of Italy was unpopular at the time of his coming to tho throne because of the stories of his extreme economy, but has lately shown that, though he Is circumspect In hl3 expenditure, he Is liberal and benevolent. He gives largely to charity, both organized and Individual, and In his social life seems ready to make any outlay that is necessitated by his position. Among his recent benefactions was a gift of 100.000 llro to the town of Palermo. to be- distributed among the poor and three charitable Institutions. Of this sum 50.000 llro U to go to the poor. $30,000 lire to the town hospital. 10,000 llro to the marine hospital, and jv.wv ure w wo xvea v,ro3s society,. NOTE AND COMMENT. ' We wbn the. ball game yesterday. Acci dents will happen. The Panama hat joke Is becoming aa battered and worn as most of the hats. Never fear, we shall have a fair site as soon as the Nicaragua Canil is finished. The Initial of Mr. Tank, who Is making prohibition specdhes in Ohio, is prob ably X. Now that gas Is so cheap, the Populist orator will have to retire still further to the rear. Tennis Is really a more entertaining di version than the tabloid version of It known as ping pong. Mr. Bryan still appears to regard him self as the only really manifest destiny of the Democratic party. Curious that the President continues to linger at Oyster Bay. now that the open seison for mergers Is on. Minister Wu wis too smart to remain In Washington. The same remark seems atso to apply to Mr. Tracy. Seventy-five earthquakes have shocked California. They have to run In herds to get a hearing In that state. It begins to look as If the King would have to paper the house In order to get any audience at all at the coronation. Mr. Kan acquits the sheep which vis ited him "Wednesday of the charge of Iconoclasm. He says there were no gods in his shop. The Kaiser thinks that Morgan doesn't understand the theory of commerce. Bo that as It may, he Is pretty well up on the practice of It. The Sultan of Turkey Is giving away the ruins of his dominions. That means that there will be mighty little left for the residuary legatee. An astrologer predicts more accidents to our warships. If this Is to come to pass, the navy of some other Nation must be billed for annihilation. The Government bought the Rosecrans for JU0.00O, and sold her for 5S0.0C"). It might pay the Government to purchase a little financial advice from J. P. Mor gm. A St. Louis man has been- fined for swearing Into a telephone. If this caso Is to be made a precedent, the courts will soon be In receipt of an Income almost equal to that of Andrew Carnegie. The late Dr. Talmage once called on his liwyer and found two of his parish loners there on legal business of a private nature. "Ah, doctor!" called the lawyer. In greeting. "Good morning! Here aro two of your flock. May I ask without im pertinence If you regard them as black sheep or white?" "I don't know as yet," replied Talmage, dryly, "whether they're black or white, but I'm very certain that If they remain here long they'll ba fleeced." Senator Piatt, of New York, gives this advice to a young man just entering poli tics: "Never give any one the right to say that you have broken your word to him. Be careful about making a promise, but when you have once passed your word, stick to it, though it may be to your own detriment." Mr. Piatt has had In timate social' and polltlcil acquaintance with every President elected by his par ty, from Lincoln to Roosevelt, and ha3 been the undisputed Republican leader in New York State for 18 years. The ruin spread In Androv Kan's stora by a flock of sheep has reminded an old citizen of a greater catastrophe, which" happened on the Jefferson-street ferry, 14 years ago. The actor In that event was a wild bull. He made a rush for the ferry, as If with the Intention of butting It off the earth. The outer shell of the boat was so fragile that It broke In, and tho bull found himself In the boiler-room. No amount of rage or effort employed either by himself or the crew could ex tricate him. To make a complex problem simple he had to be killed In his tracks and then removed in hunks. When Mr. Shaw became Secretary' of the Treasury thero was a minor employe of the department named Mike, whoso duties were so multifarious and compli cated that he had come to be regardea as Indispensable. About once In two months Mike went on a spree and was discharged, but was always taken back when things In his particular sphere went wrong. Mr. Shaw learned of this and asked the delinquent's imedlate superior: "What would you do If Mike were dead?" "Oh, I suppose we would have to straighten out things ourselves." "Well, so far as this department Is concerned, Mike Is dead. So begin to straighten." Oregon Is a big country but some peo ple are stingy enough to wish to keep It all to themselves. The committee which is soliciting an advertising fund for the Harriman Immigration Bureau found a specimen of that breed of hu manity the other day. "Don't want any more people here," ho snapped. "But your business will grow larger." "No, It won't. I'm In the lumber busi ness. They will use up all the timber. Why should people expect me to find homes for them? I found my own home." 'Is that so? Didn't Lewis and Clark find It for you?" All of which goes to show that thero are all kinds of people In the world and that some of us are either supremely selfish or think a whole lot of our own Interests. PLEASANTRIES OF PARAGHAFHERS Quite Likely. Little AVlllle Pa. who was It that said "Dead men tell no tales?" Pa Some automobile flend, probably. Chicago Dally Xews. His Status. Gladys Is he so absolutely flip pant and worthless? Ethel Is he? Why. every girl he meets feels sure she discovers nobta qualities In him that only need development by a true woman. Puck. "Do you know the amount of money that la spent for rum each year?" asked (he Prohibi tionist. "'So." replied the man addressed; "i m not Interested In the price which staggers hu manity." Yonkers Statesman. Plenty of Xames. She was Idling at tho soda fountain. "How many different kinds of drinks do you serve here?" she asked. "Oh. 10 or 13." replied the clerk, "but we have 50 or 60 differ ent names for them." Chicago Tribune. Startling Incompetence. First Burglar Here's a bank cashier bin stealln for 20 yearj an only taken ten t'ounsand dollars. Second Burglar Hully gee! Such a Incompetent man ez dat must er got hl3 Job t'roo "lnfloocnce." Judre. Handicapped. "Here's a dime." said Mra. Goodart; "now don't get drunk with It." "No fear, ma'am. I'm a perfect stranger In dl town." "And may not a stranger get drunk?" "Not wld 10 cents, ma'am. You gotter know de ropes." Philadelphia Press. Microbe Mad. "Is Mr. Fussc much afraid of microbes?" "Well. I should say he was. He washes the antiseptic gauze gloves he wears In an antiseptic fluid before he even handles tho sterilized glass that contains the boiled and Al tered mineral watr ha Intends to drink I" Baitlmwe Herald,