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$S"rSf Wty0tpjit w,jfct HSjjtji "gH y THK JIQJ'ytXCJh OREPOXIAKy UOSBAY- tyAY 2V lWft, 5. "t&gK v nervu-' CITY NEWS IN BRIE! ABxxxsemesta Tonight. COBDKATS THEATER "Shasnua O'Brien." Practical Conttndruhs. Tho longer the -world goes on revolving and evolutjng the more the inhabitants find out, that is, I ; f some or tncm do, ana me more strenuous iiie oecomes, ana me mare numerous ere the things which one finds himself up against. This law of nature, applies to riddles or conundrums, as well as other things. Of late a new style" of "riddle has been invented which is ffcr mate head splitting and .brain-racking than the old kind. In fact, the new riddle is to the old ones what HaeckeTs "Kiddle of the "Universe" Is to the philosophies of other scientists. The following samples' will probably furnish all the illustration, of tne new style of riddle any ono will care for: A man went into -a restaurant, and or dered a brpiled lobster for breakfast. A friend coming in noticed this, 'and said he would eat one, too, which, he pro ceeded to do. "What is the telephone number of the second man who ate lob ster? After this has been solved the reader may tackle the following, which is an easy one: A man gave one of his sons 11 cents to spend at a fair, and to his second son he gave 14 cents. What hour of the day does this financial trans action represent? "Give, it np?" Well, the telephone number pf the second; lobster-eater is S12. ee?" The monetary transaction between the lather and his sons represents a "Quarter to two." Any one sending any of these new style -conundrums to The Oregonlan will be prosecuted to the full extent of the Jaw. Barbers' xuaxACTON Todat. The 50 or more persons "who nave been shaving the beards and cutting the h&Ir of their patrons for the past six months en ''per mits" from the State Board of Barber Commissioners are ""up agm it" and must cither pass an examination or have their permits revoked. The Stat Board of Barber Commissioners will meet today at the office of Chairman. Howard, 266 I Alder street, xrora S to 6 P. 2d., for tbe purpose of examining aH barbers who have not yet passed examination and re ceived certificates. A plentiful supply of men with stiff, stubbly beards will be provided for the novitiates to operate on. All candidates who slice off more than half an ear, or cut cheek or chin, to the bone will be barred, or worse. They should remember the old story of the "bad" man, who, -on getting into a. bar ber chair, laid his -"gun" in his lap, and told the barber that if he drew blood he was a dead man. The barber proceeded unconcernedly with his work, and when he had finished it, without scratching his patron, the bad man asked him if he had not been scared. "No," replied the barber. 'for I had "the 'edge' on you. If I had I drawn blood I should at once have cut your throat" The bad man turned pale, and concluded never to make a bluff on the man who was shaving him. again. It raay not be necessary to kill any of the victims provided for the neophytes today, but if it is, the barber holds "cards and spades," and tho razor as well. Barb Trees in Postoffice Grounds. An Eastern, man, who is visiting the city, spent some time a few days ago examin ing the trees in the Postoffice grounds, which greatly interested him. There are a number of trees of comparatively rare varieties, and several the names of which the visitor was unable to ascertain. There are several varieties of yew, pine, tam erac, cedar, holly, and what Is said to be a specimen of the California "big tree"; also a strange annual which grows rank and luxuriant to a height-of about seven feet, with large leaves that look a lit tle like the tobacco leaf. No one appears to know the name of this plant, which is said to be some kind of a foreign for age plant. The visitor suggested that it would be a good idea to have the trees in the Postoffice grounds properly, labeled. If some botanist will furnish the names, doubtless Postmaster Croasman '"will see that the labels are furnished. ' Quick Loading of Grain Skips. Ship ping men and all Interested in shipping are talking about the quick dispatch made In putting the cargo on board the Ger man ship Macxialene. which completed loading on Friday. The dispatch made In this case beats all previous records, 4400 long tons of wheat having been put on board the Magdalene in 25 working hours. Of course, every one who knows anything about the business of loading wheat un , derstands that this rapid loading of grain , is due to the electric conveyors brought into use here by Captain J. A. Brown, and which have done so much to expedite the loading of wheat ships here. Under the old methods of handling- -wheat. It would have beeg Impossible to put sucn a cargo on board a ship In that time. There could not have been men enough i put on the job to have accomplished this. Talc From Tillamook. A correspond ent at Tillamook sends to The Oregonlan a specimen of what he thinks is "gray stone ocher." which is used in making mineral paint. He says it was taken from a stratum six feet in thickness, which Is constantly working to the surface, and which, before exposed to the air, is of the consistency of building mortar. The specimen is what is commonly called soapstone, not because it has any of the properties of soap, but because when wet it has a slippery, slimy feeling. It is a variety of talc, a mineral frequently lound in large deposits of different colors, as greenish, whitish or grayish, and of dif ferent degrees of purity. It is not likely that the stuff is of any value. Mineral paints are made from ocher, which is quite a different thing from. talc. Bio Hapl op .Fish. Some young men swept a seine about 100 feet Jong through a slough over on the Peninsula a few days ago, and made quite a miraculous haul of fish. -They caught about two wagon loads of carp and catfish and a ot of "terrapin, besides some pike and lack bass. The bass and pike were re turned to the water, the terrapin sent to arKet, ana tne carp usea tor reeding chickens and manuring gardens. There were some very large carp In the lot. Some day someone will start a factory here to manufacture fertilizer out of the carp, which are becoming o numerous. They are of no value for anything else. No EQ0AT. in Chamber Music. Of the Knelsel string quartet, which appears at the Marquam Thursday night, May 33, under the auspices of the Musical Club, the New Tock Times says: "1 would be impossible to conceive anything in the bhape of chamber music performance more notable for its technical finish, more chaste In Its style, or more ex auisltely adjustable in its combination of Intelligence -with, delicate fancy, than thce concerts of the Knelsel Quar.tet." ) Sindat Excursion Bate to dATSOft Beach. Beginning Sunday, May 26, a: every Sunday thereafter during the Su mer season, the Astoria & Columbia River Railroad Company will sell one-day I round-trip excursion tickets from Port land to Seaside and return at 51 each. Train will leave "Union Depot. Portland, at S A. XL and arrive In Seaside at 12 30 P. M.; returning, leave Seaside at 5 P. M., and arrive In Portland at 9:40 P. M. Straightening Seventh Street. The' ork of removing the old houses from the ground to be covered by the extension of Seventh street to North Seventh is pro gressing rather slowly. One house has been moved, and another Is on the skids ready to "roll "When the extension is com pleted there will be a large open space at Seventh and Ankeny which will be a good place for a fountain or a monument. St Laprbjvce's Bazaar. St. Laurence's Bazaar. Third and "Washington streets, - iosed Saturday evening. Many -articles, J iwever are not disposed of eas yet. Taese will be disposed of this evening at $ a clock. Articles should be culled for today after 11 A. M. Kxbisex. Concert. The sale of tickets for the Kneisol quartet will open Wednes day morning at the Marquam at 10 o'clock. In place of Tuesday morning, as an nounced yesterday. Thursday ot this ;k Is the date of the concert. Witx. Be Finished in .Jolt, The crematorium, near City View Park, is ot HRy te be finished before Julv 1. The remains of 10 persons are stored In vaults until such time as the crematorium is ready fer operation. . Denny, Pheasants Learning to Swim. j A ringneck cock pheasant swam, aero the Willamette River at Unnton a short time ago. The pheasant Is not webfoqted uiut since these birds were mtroaucea imu this state by Judge Denny, they have apparently learned to swim, xne pneas ait in question was -noticed by persons at Ijfhnton when it was only about "ne fourtH of the way across the liver. It kept swimming, and finally reached'' the shore at IJnnton In an exhausted condi tion, and was caught by a, boy and pre sented toS. Kinsman, proprietor of the abattoir, who has it yet. Just why the pheasant swam, the river instead of flying across is- not known, but it may have started to fly and then fallen In. It is said that when these pheasants begin to descend at the end of a long fljght they cannot rise again, and this bird may have been descending: when it got over the river it had to get Into It. Game Warden Qulmby says he once winged a 'pheas ant which, in endeavoring to get away, swam across quite a wide 'stream, and hid in the brush on the other side, where it was captured. BL, T. Hudson tells of a pheasant which came sailing down a street in this .cjty, evidently .intending to fly across the river. It struck a plate glass window, knocking a round hole through the glass, and fell on the floor in side. It was naturally supposed that the bird was killed, but in a few seconds It Jumped up and tried to fly through the window, but missed the. hole through which it came, and was unable to break the glas? again, and so was captured. If the pheasants take to swimming streams they will, after a while, evolute a membrane between their toes and be come a webfoot bird, which will lessen their powers of sprinting. Park Bonds Held in Portland. The Security Savings & Trust Company re cently purchased the f56,500 of bonds is sued for the purchase of the City park which draw 6 per cent interest, payable In New York. These bonds were refunded once or twice, and an effoTt was made to refund them again a hort time ago, but some hitch prevented, and they are still running. As 'it costs 14 20 to transfer, the interest to New York every time it Is sent, and there would be ?140 commission to pay when the bonds are taken up, the company was asked to bring the bonds here, where the interest could be paid without expense, and where there would 'be no commission on the final payment. The company agreed to have the bonds sent here If the city would pay Insur ance on them while they were in transit. This the Council has agreed to do. The expense will be about $50, so the. city will save $100 or more by the change. Nowadays bonds are riot sold with the interest payable in New York, but the interest must be collected here. ScABcrrr of Carpenters. A Front street dealer, who recently "bought a lot with the intention of erecting a residence ' thereon at once, takes exceptions to the statement he saw published a day or two ago to the effect -that there "are plenty of carpenters in the city. He says he searched high and low to find men to build his house. He found many carpen ters and contractors, but all "were busy. Any number of them were willing to con tract to build his house after completing the work they have in hand, but to find any one who would undertake the job at once was Impossible. For this reason he Insists that there are not plenty of car penters In the city. There Is a great deal of building going on 'at present, and a great many carpenters are employed. There are plenty' of them for ordinary purposes, but If everybody should desire to build a house at the same time, the necessary carpenters could not be found. Will Advertise 1905 Fair. The dele gates of the Oregon Press Association who will visit Buffalo next month will take with them 4000 badges advertising the Xewis and Clark Centennial. Kneisel Quartet. Members of the Musical Club may reserve their seats for the KneiEel concert tomorrow (Tuesday), 10 A. M., at the Marquam. J. I. Hewitt, dentist, 530 Marquam bldg. NEW LUTHERAN . PASTOR REV. J. A. LEAS TAKES CHARGE OF ST. JAMES' (CHURCH. Gave Up Mission Worlc in Minnesota to Accept the Call to Portland, Rev. J. A. Leas preached his introduc tory sermon at St. James' English Lu theran Church yesterday morning.1" The newly installed minister wasgreeted by a large congregation. Mr. Leas is the first regular minister that the church hes had for several years, the previous min ister in charge, -Rev. .Charles S. Rahn, having supplied the pulpit! only tempora rily. The church had made, three efforts to get. Mr. Leas to accept the call to' Portland ip the last two years, and he finally decided to come, giving up his Which underlies all histcry. The 'burden to be an .Increasing source of satisfaction of the preacher's message Is Christ, tils to Mr. Woodward till lately, sine h,is life of love, his justice, his power, his nelghborhoo'd has become 'more thickly death, resurrection and atonement. In short, the whole Christ. To this end, we ask your co-operation and your dally prayers." RIGHT THINKING. .Rev. J, R. KcGlade Paints Ot the v Vlrte of Pare Thoughts. Rev. Jerome R, McGlade. pastor of the rMlzpah Presbyterian Church, Powell street, delivered a sermon yesterday morning on "The Virtue and Praise, of Right Thinking." The text was from Phlllpplans iv: 8, "Whatsoever thinks are true, whatsoever thing's are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever thlng3 are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever thing's are of good re port; if there be any virtue and it there be any praise, think on these things." Mr. McGlade said in part: "In the words of the text we find the symphony of the life whichvwe should live every day. The thought of right thinking is of- so much importance that I wonder H M H H t M H H tH H H H t Ul - ' :iliiB ,;flPg,yailllMMlMBM 5- iHty,n)raHHWf V , v - 'HBSBHHSHESBsiaiS .mmEIIhIiIIPmui MBMnlMilflBl .rt'rlvf lf?HHIBBiHHi MMBWBBBBalslaMSiBMlK- V --' mBMBbWBWIwHMBBIMi settled. Finally, a family settled on the lot adjoining his residence, and his bees began to grow restless and unruly. The new house 'stood In one of their "fly ways" and several of the bees were killed by "running" into It while returning heavily laden to the hives. Bees are amopgt the most Intelligent as well as moat Industrious-animal, so they said nothing but bided their time. The family liv ing in the objectionable house ket dogs, a veryj fancy strain ot toy terriers or pugs or sometnmg or tnat Kina, ana a aay- or two ago-, as the women folks were amus ing themselves watching the playful an tics ot their pets gamboling on the lawn, the bees turned out en masae, drove the women to the shelter of the house, and then swooped down on the dogs. They didn't" do a thing to' tjiem but sting them In thousands of peaces' Hill the t1"? creatures were swelled up to the size of tlie slarges bulldogs, and thejr yelping and yowling alarmed the neighborhood. No further explanation of how Mr. Wood ward came to part with his bees Is neces sary; anyone's imagination can supply the blank. BERRIES HT OLD BOXES, REV, J. A. LEAS. M09 ----- NATIVE HARDWOODS SCARCE Clmxice to Introduce a' Srectes Tlxai- Thrives in Denmark. Emll C. Jorgensen, who has' just re turned from a tour of Europe, brought home with him a lot of the nuts or seeds of a tree that forms a large proportion of the forests of Denmark, which he wUl distribute among people who desire them. From his description of the tree and its fruit it is evidently a species of beech. The tree grows large and Is very hand some and from the- nuts a. fine salad oil fs made. Any one who wishes to plaht some of these seeds will be supplied by calling on Mr. Jorgensen. Strangers vis iting Oregon are surprised to see so few "hardwood" trees growing here, and no forests of them as there are In most countries. They see nut-bearing trees of many varieties, and the locust, elm and many other kinds of hardwood trees flour ishing along the streets and In lawns In fact, any .tree indigenous to the temper ate zone flourishes here and they won der why no one has scattered seeds about the country and started forests of such trees. There are several reasons for this, the principal of which probably Is that no one who would plant such trees could expect them to come to maturity In his lifetime. Another reason Is that a large proportion of Western Oregon, at least. Is covered with forests, and that there is no scarcity of wood or timber. The yellow nr, red fir and cedar answer very well for most purposes, and the fir spreads and grows so rapidly as to smoth er any kind of hardwood tree which it surrounds. In many places flr trees have taken possession of tracts where oak trees grew and have grown-so tall and thick that the oaks have been smothered tor want of air and sunlight. Still, there are many places along the foothills and streams where any kind ot hardwood or nut-bearing trees would flourish, and the seeds of such trees should be planted In such places. In many countries droves of hogs are turned out In the forests of oak and beech to fatten on the "mast," as the fallen nuts are styled. This meth od of fattening hogs' would commend it self to every Oregon farmer. If he had the forests of beech and oak, but It does not commend itself strongly enough to In duce him to plant the forests for future generations to fatten their swine in. Life Is too short In this country for that sort of thing. work at Red Wing, Minnr, where he had been stationed for-five years. Mr. Leas was graduated from the Chi cago Lutheran Seminary in 1895. beinjr.- 'n fact", the first err'aduate bf that Institu tion. After that he passed two years a3 'i pastor or -the English Lutheran Church at Goshen, Ind. He was then called to Red Wing, where he was in charge' of a mission. In three years he made the mis sion self-supporting, and during his "mini istry there the congregation increased by 250 members. Mr. 'Leas 'was born in Ad ams County, Pennsylvania, but has ifved for tttie greater part of his life in Indiana, receiving (here his early, education" and it is not brought out oftener. - The mind is Incessant, even in sleep It" is active. Minds may differ in quantity and quality, but every one is a kind of perpetual mo tion machine. Lefnot this mind, dwell on the low, the evil and the vNjJous, for as men think, so they are. But tralr-. ypur mind to thoughts of the, higher, more, ex alted life, the life of pure and lovely things of God. Lift your thoughts to he throne of God and be earnest and true in your efforts. "The only moral system is that in which Christ reigns supreme. There are ethical codes of worldly origin, but Christ must permeate them by his love and truth if training nimseir tp oe a teacher at the they De of any wortn. Thls only ls frue Valparaiso Normal School.- He ' tadght 1 moralIty tnat you love and llve for ifJ nfl i PERSONAL MENTION. position with the Necanicum Spruce Lumber company, or beaside. Thomas C. Devlin, City Auditor, will leave tomorrow for a visit to his friends in New York. He will, be gone four weeks. Julius L. Meier returned yesterday from a seven weeks' trip to the East. He visited all the principal cities and spent a few days at the Pah-American Exposi tion. Will R. Albee, agent for the Redondo Railway Company, at Redondo, Cal., is visiting relatives In this city. Mr. Albee has come here with a view to Investing in Portland realty. Otis Osburn, of Walla Walla, Is In the city with a view to interesting capital In a creamery project near Walla Walla. Mr. Osburn agrees to furnish the milk U 200 cowa. school for several years before studylnir for ,the ministry. "In the Micfdle "Weec," from whlcK Mi Lea's comes, -the English Lutheran denomination Is strong and flourishing. As his morning text, Mr. Leas took Artcr tHII'Ii 'IThpn "PViUlr wont 1nTim in the city of Samaria and preached Christ j "The preaching of the word is attended with many pleasant and many unpleasant features. In this beautiful city, with an interested and devoted people, who arc zealous of the faith 'once delivered unto the saints, the ministration of the word .Is a constant delight, but when we con sider how progressive and materialistic are "the times, we are impressed wlt!h the seriousness of the duty. The word has set Its value up6n man in dollars and cents. The age is rationalistic. Liberal ism has taken the place of the once staid conservatism. The tendency is to take Uifdue advantage of God's love for hu manity, forgetting his justice. Others still may deny the Lord's divinity,. Com mercialisms are introduced, the church js made a concert hall or the pulpit a lec ture platform. The time may be different from the time of Philip, and yet "the moial and spiritual needs are the same 'now as fhen. The needsrnow arc the same as when Paul preached 'on Mars Hill, when Luther hurled his anathemas, when Whitefield uttered his philippics, or when the hungry multitudes hung on the lips of Chrysostom, the golden-mouthed. "The difficulties of preaching lie largely with an indifferent or careless congrega tion. Indifference in business would lead to speedy bankruptcy. There must be whole-heartedness and an intense ear nestness. We must keep constantly In touch with Jesus, hia life, his person and his work. ' "The congregation may be critical, and, Indeed, ithey have a right to be. Though individuals with one idea ' may clamor, one for the exegetlqal and simple, an other for the didactic and philosophical, and still others f or 'sclenWfic or historical Illustrations, the preachermaking use of any or all of the methods, .knows but one theme. There is nothing new. 'The an cients have stolen our best ideas.' Every great moral thought has been anticipated by the sacred writers. The word is ever fresh, touching the heart springs and making them well with mercy and good ness and love. "The preacher finds pleasure in the min istrations of .the divine word. He comes with a message as an ambassador of God. Christ. "It Is essential, as! said before, to think" right. In the sermon on the mount, Christ told, us that it was the motive which made things pure or impure and that we must watch our thoughts. Many are out wardly pure, but Inwardly evil. Evil comes from unclean motives and thoughts. In all your work, in all your business and in everything that you do,' think upon this and see that you do not drop into the evil habit of evil though The natural tendency is downward. Break off this tendency, conquer it by constant effort and pray God to cleanse thee or un clean thoughts and to fill thy mind with the good, the true and the lovely." Not Half So Baa as Decayed Fruit Which Is Peddled. A gardener who raises strawberries on an extensive scale says the agitation in regard to berries being marketed in new boxes only" ls timely and proper, but manufacturers here should make arrange ments to supply cheaper boxes than those with tin around the tops. All that" Is needed ls a box which will last to get the berries to the consumer. He is look ing around to buy plain, wooden boxes in the veneer, and will have them made up at "leisure times, and thus saye con siderable. He says that last year he bought an entire outfit of new boxes and crates'. The boxes had to be left with the dealera, and go to the consumers, and then be returned. The consumers would put all sorts of stuff in them, hulls of the berrlea, broken eggs, etc., and when they came back to him many of them were spoiled. He says some of the box fac tories here should make plain wooden boxes to sell In bulk, at low rates, and then there would be no need of any of them being used a second time. He asknowledges that it ls not safe to use old boxes containing no one knows what sort of- germs, for shipping berries, .but suggests that while the Pure Food Com missioner and dealers are on this subject they take "some steps to prevent dam aged and decaying fruit and vegetables from being peddled all over the city. Any day, he says, these peddlers can De seen about the Front-street commlsslon houses buying up refuse and damaged fruits and vegetables'which should not be allowed to bejsold or used. Boxes of de caying oranges and lemons are picked over by these peddiers; hunches of ba nanatS which no i reputable dealer would handle are purchased by them, 'and then they go about bawling "Nice fresh ba nanas, oranges, lemdns, etc., 10 cents a dozen." Such refuse as decaying fruit is far more unwholesome than berry boxes used a second time, and is not allowed to be hawked about hi any other city. Here, however, the peddling of such unwhoi sbme stuff seems to be considered all right, and, the Pure Food Commissioner pays. do attention to It. ISNT' IT STRANGE? If a friend of yqurs should leave for the East today by any line but ours, you could leave, tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock, via the O. R: & N. Co.'s "Portland-Chicago Special" and shake with him on his ar rival at Chicago. It's strange, but it's true. A solid Vestibule train direct to the Windy City in three days, and rates as low as the lowest. City Ticket Office, Third and Washington. DRUGS WONT CURE YQU. Nature Will, it You Will Help Her Remove That Which Is Ob structing Her Forces. When any cart of the body mechanism gets out of order, the functions become obstructed. Nature is unable to do her worK and disease Is the results The nerves cry out for help, and you take some drug to put them asleep for awhile. Oste opathy has a better way it finds, the ob struction and removes it, and thus gives Nature the assistance needed to cure you permanently. .Test It for yourself. Con sultation and examination free. Dr. W. A. Rogers, graduate Under "Still." foun der of -osteopathy, fifth floor Marquam building. Literature free. Phone Main 27. THE PALATIAL HHiAU BUN TODAY ONLY GRAND OPPORTUNITIES IN RIMLESS EYE-GLASSES TODAY I will sell highest quality popular rimless glasses ao follows; Nickel plate, J2.00 Regular $2.50 Gold filled, $3.00.., Regular $3.50 Solid gold, J4.5Q Regular $5.00 N.B. Orders left today for rlm le glasses, to be filled by June 1, accepted al cnt rate as advertised, qn sniall de posit. WALTER REED Scientific Optician, 133 Sixth Street, Oregonlan Building. Avoid .acid dentifrices, tot To be safe use only y y JM AK1?ISEPTIC JRoyopQNt " Forthe TEETH nd BREATH. Bymall;25and75o. HAli&RtlC3EL,N.Y.City Jfot a dnrlc office In the bnild91 absolutely Hreproof electric Hch.13 and artesian water; perfect nanltH tln and tnaraajra ventilation. EJ- vutors mn day and niht. WHERE TO DINE TODAY. l Still here. nreDared to serve vou better 'than ever with the choicest viands. "Port land Restaurant, 305 Wah., near Fifth. PECULIAR "SHORT HAND." How a Man Mistook a l Reporter's Characteristic Notes, They had a laugh up at the City Hall a day or two ago on an Oregonlan re- j porter. meres no use to menuon wimt a ws man he is, physically; nor haw long he has been In' The Oregonian's- service; nor how many times he has chronicled laughs on other people; nor his friendship with the man at Sucker Lake who has told such remarkable piscatorial anecdotes, Well, In his rounds the other after noon he was copying a list of building permits when an old admirer of his stepped into the City Engineer's office. The fact is, Jer , this old time reporter does not write a hand that lookb like copper-plate, and he has been the sorrow of printers since long before the Spanish-American War. His friend remarked as he s.aw the reporter dashing oft! the Uneg: "You must have become a fine penman by this time." Then he rubbered over the "copy," unable to read a word, and, shaking his head, said: "Oh, short hand; "well, I suppose It comes handy once In a while to you reporters." SAN FRANCISCO. The O. R. & N. Co.'s steamer Geo. W. Elder sails from Ainsworth dock, Port land, at 8 P. M., May 22, for San Fran Cisco. Lowest rates. hi' in Suit the people, because they are tired Of bitter dotes, with the pain and trrlolnu that usually 'follow. Carter's Little Liver PUIS. One pill a dose. Tenderfoot Comforters. Is what we call our well-shaped, well made shoes. Our 'W. L. Douglas shoes for men are made to fit the natural foot Instead of pinching and distorting it. Our shoes are not only handsome and ele gant, but require no breaking-In. They not only look well, but wear well. $3.50 L 1i & OREGONIAN BUILDING 'mmmsm ' Al&JT-lUIl&dJ ror 2Veiosp&peiehd e(Yep&ss Hfcis ff&foi? . rrn LnniPsf xV5""'& consistent with Gpod Work Engraving" Department Oregonlan Pub.Co. No More Dread Dental Chair VENGEANCE OF BUSY BEES. Played Even on Pet Do pa for tlie Loss of Tlieir Flyvray. 'Woe is me if I preach not the gospel of Chrlet. There are people -who are still . rtMTlltc Vino t. tVlCk nmi.l W a haira ot-rt-. Guy Holman. of Portland, has accepted ,J:'ru:":: William F, Woodward has gone out ot the bee-keeping business. For the past fiye years he has maintained n'apiary on his place in Irvington district; in fact, he took up his residence there. In order to He is spurred on with the thought of I,ttve v.,.,r "ujl " l , ' I. ' "c "7. i use for beeswax, but he cultivated the darling child was on the brink or eter nity, wnere deatn s angei noveren near, or where men, women and youth listened to dur words with interest and attention, and we thanked God tha't the word still bees because they are so Industrious. When he had leisure or felt lazier than common, it afforded him much pleasure to stroll out by his hives to see the bees hard at work, improving each shining ; hour, gathering sweets from every open i insr flower, and all that sort o thing. j and storing "up "honey for someone else ! to eat. A loallng spell or fit of lazl- had eager ears. - ,fTVnyo Jo i 4nln- nrnnnlilntr TnVin CI Paton's success lav in the aid his few I nes is always much more enjoyable. fiin-tvPTv, n-nvp him in fhp riismn niiAv I wnen the Idler sees someone else hard at UMBRELLA RECOVERING Special prices this week only. Our $2.00 Cover $1.50 Our $1 .50' Cover $1 .00 Great Reductions on all Umbrellas. Expert Repairing. MEREDITH'S 312 Waihinton St., bet Fifth and Sixth ofthe TEETH EXTRACTED ANlJ FILLED ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT PAIN by our late 'sclentillc method applied to tho gums. Xu sleep-producing agents or co caine. These are the only dental parlors la Portland having PATENTED APPLI ANCES and Ingredients to extract, fill and apply gold crowns and proceiain crowns undetectable from natural teeth, and warranted for 10 years. WITHOUT THE LEAST PAIN. All work done by GRADUATED DENTISTS of from 12 to 20 years' experience, and each depart ment )n charge of a specialist. Give us a call, and you will find us to do exactly as we advertise. We will tell you In ad vance exactly what your work will cost by a FREE EXAMINATION. POPULAR PRICES NO PLATES IiiitMi' Bnn i c PHOTOGRAPHIC JEWELRY. Brooches, pips, cuff "buttons, artistically colored and mounted. Strong's 20th Cen tury Studio. Goodnqugh building. GREAT NORTHERN RAILWAY Special Rate Bulletin. For the Medical Association meeting at St. Paul Maj- 29 to June 1, 160 for the round trip; tickets on sale May 20, good 60 days. For the Modern Woodmen meet ing, St. Paul, June 11, ?60 for the round trip; tickets on sale June 7, gpod CO days. For full particulars regarding above, and rates to the Pan-American Exposition,' call at Great Northern city ticket office, No., 122 Third street, or address A. B. C Denniston, City Passenger and Ticket Agent. in the city ot uiasgow. we come to you as pastor, as shepherd of eoul, and we pray for your interest; your co-operation, your sympathy and your prayers. This is" i not my work; it is not your work; it is our work; and yet above all. It Js" the Lord's work. 'Not by might, nor by power, but by my Spirit, saith the Lord.' evident. Topics oiUthe day are hardly, if ever, in piace in ine puipit. ine secular j papers have here their distinctive sphere. j. ue preacuer imus his spuere in ine mor als of the times, and he is conscience bound to hold to his sphere. He may pic ture the, beauties of the landscape, the mountains' sides, with their thousand streams, and rivulets, the sun reflecting his myriads of heavenly splendors; he may soar in eloojience as the lark singing its morning lay, upward and upward into the rarer atmosphere of the upper realms until his song is heard only by the angels- But unless he has a mighty tfheme, his soaring is in vain. The preacher's sphere is not Shakespeare's study of the human conscience, or Schiller's idea of esthetics, or the simple study of history. His sphere is rather in the "philosophy of work.. The bees prospered and continued Mohonk, E. C W. Mohonk. A new liieh liaudtfd collar. THE PORTLAND PO.HTLKND. OREGON New York Dental Parlors JIAIN- OFFICE: Fourth and Morrison sis.. Portland. Or. HOURS: 8:30 A.- M. to 8 P. M.: Sundays. 8:30 A. M. to 2 P. M. BRANCH OFFICE: iU First " Avenue. Seattle. Washington. CAMERAS ACCESSORIES PRICES RIGHT - Free Dark Room. Developing Done D. M. AVERILL & CO. 331 Morrison Street, Portland, Or. tSJLi rjnp FRED PREHN The Dckura .Buildlns.. Full Set Teeth.. '..$5.00 Gold Crowns ...... 5.00 Bridge Work 5.00 Examination free. Teeth extracted abso lutely without pain. Cor. Third and Washington. Room AINStrE. DR. GEORGE, ?!iy3!c!an...G0S.ttQa ANDERSON; OTSTAV; AtloraejMlMTr...,tH3 ASSOCIATED PRES3: E. L. Powslt ifcjr..80(J AUSTEN. F. C Manager for Oroft ud Washington Bankers'" Life Association- of Dea Moines. U -5CJ CANKERS' LIFE ASSOCIATION. OF DS5 MOINES, 1A.; F. C. Austen. Mgr.... 602-803 BAYNTTIN. GEO. R.. ManagM tor Cna. Scrlbner's Sana ..., 313 BEALS. EDWARD A... Forecast Official V. S. Weather Bureau 9H BENJAMIN, R. W Dentist 311 BINSW ANGER. DR. O. S.. Phya. Jk Hqr.mo-U BROCK. WILBUR F.. Circulator Orexd- nlan t 301 BROWN. MYRA. M. D .....3X3-31 1 BRUEREDR. O. E.. Pnyalqian...413-3U BUSTEEDf. RICHARD 304 Canninq. M. j ...eos-uo.: CAUKINt G. E. Distrlot Axent Traveler Insurance Co ,, ,...TU CARDYVELL, DR. J. R 5 CHURCmLU MRS. E. J. 7M-TIT COFFEY, DR. R. C Pny. and Suroon...T3t COLUMBIA TELEPHONE COMPANY.. .. qo4-605-eoo-OT-i3-uw-ai3 CORNELIUS, C. W Phya, and Surseqn.2w COVER. F. C Cashier EquiUDl? LU 3ml COLLIER. P. F., Publisher; S. P. McGulr. Manager 413 DAY. X G. & L N 3W DAVIS. NAPOLEON. Preldnt Columbia. Telephone Co. ........ ...................OCT DICKSON. DR. J. F.. Physician 713-TH DWYER, JOE E.. Tqbaccoa ,..4Ql EDITORIAL ROOMS ...,..,..,. .Eighth, Floor EQUITABLE LIFE INSURANCE-SOCIETY. L. Samuel. Mirr.: F. C. Covr,' Casblr....COn EVENING TELEGRAM 333" Alder atree; FENTON. J. D.. Physician, and.' Surff.300-aiO FENTON. DR.. HICKS C Eye and Ear...3 FENTON. MATTHEW F., DenUst....,...30-J GALVANI, W. H.. Engineer and Draujhts- nian -. ..................00O GAVIN, A., President Oreeon Camera Club 2U-213-21U-21T GEARY. DR. EDWARD P.. Physician- and Surgeon 212-213 GIESY. A. J.. Physician and Surgeon.. TCQ-TtO GILXESPY. SHERWOOD. General Agant .Mutual Life Ins, Co 404-403-KW GODDARD. E. C. Jfc CO.. Footwear ....Ground Floor. 129 3Uta atrt GOLDMAN. WILLIAM. Manager Manhat tan Life Ins. Co., ot New "York 800-210 GRANT. FRANK S., Aorney-at-Law UIT HAMMAM BATHS. Turkish, and. Russian.. - 30O-1-2 HAMMOND. A. B 3ti HOLLISTER. DR. O. C., Phys. & SUr,30-30T IDLEMAN. C. Ml, Attorney-t-Ea.w..fi-17-l JOHNSONt W. C.... ...3l5-3iaX KADY. MARK T.. Supervisor of Agents Mutual Reserve Fund Life Asafn... .804-603 LAJIONT. JOHN. Vice-President and Gen. era! M&naser Columbia. Telephone. Co.... .804 UTTLEFIELD. H. R., Phys. and Surgeon,2oa MACKAY. DR. A. E.. Phys. and Surg. .711-712 MANHATTAN LIFE INSURANCE CO.. of New York: W. Goldman, manager.,.. 209-2 10 MARTIN, J. L. & CO.. Timber Lands.... GO 1 McCOY. NEWTON. Attorney-at-Law TK McFADEN. MISS IDA E.. Stenographer..20l McGlNN. HENRY E.. Attorney-at-Law.3Il-I3 MCKENZD3. DR. P. I. Phys. and Surg.012-13 METT, HENRY , ....2W MILLER. DR. HERBERT C., Dentist and . Oral Surseoa ................ ...... ..(3C4-(303 MOBSMAN, DR. E J. IeaUst....312-3J3-31 MUTUAL RESERVE FUND LWE ASS'tf J Mark T. Kid;, Supervisor of Agents. e04-60? Mcelroy, dr. j. o.. Phys. & sur.Toi-702-703 McFARLAND. E. B.. Secretary Columbia. Telephone Co. (KM McGUIRE. S. P.. Manager Y. F. Collier. Publisher 413 MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE; CO.. 0 New Yorkt Sherwood Glllespy, Oetfc Agt,..4Cl-&-ff NICHOLAS. HORACE B. Atfy-at-Law. .715 NILES. M. L.. Caahier Manhattan X4i In surance Co.. ot New York ,..,,..300 OLSEN. J. F., State Agent Xonthie Eat ings Association. Minneapolis. .....'.. .".....211 OREGON INFHtMARY OF OSTEQfcATHYt Dr. L. B. Smith. Osteopath.. ....... .408-409 OREGON CAMERA CLUB 2I4-213-31621T PACD?IC CHRISTIAN PUR. Cp.r J. F. Ghormley. Manager ,...' 318 PORTLAND EYE AND BAR 1NF1RMARY- Ground floor, 133 Sixth! street PORTLAND MINING & TRUST COi: JV H. Marshall. Manager............ 813 QUIMBY. L. P. W.. Gama- and Torestry Warden .................................. 4ot BOSENDALE. O. M., Metallurgist and Vbf lng Engineer ..,..313-518 REED & MALCOLM, Opticians... 103 Sixth at. REED. F. C, Fish Commissioner.. .......40T RYAN. X. B.. Attqrney-at-Law .....417 SAMUEL, L.. Manager Eauitablo Life. ..TOO SHERWOOD, J. W.. Deputy Supreme CQm- mander K. O. T. M. .....317 SLOCUM. SAMUEL . Phys. and Surg.. .700 SMITH. DR. L. Bl. Osteopath 403-40!! STUART, DELL, Attorney-at-Law.'.. .617-61 STOLTE. DR. CBAS. E.. Dentist 704-705 SURGEON OF THE 8. P. RY. AN1 N- P. TERMINAL; CO. 709 STROWBRIDGE. THOMAS H. Eembr Special Agu Mutual Life of New York. .409 SUPERINTENDENT'S OFFICE- ...........301 TONTINE SAVINGS ASSOCIATION, Min neapolis; J". F. Olsen. State, Agent; a M. Allen, Cashier , 311 TUCKER. DR. GEO. F.. Den.tlt s61Q-6.lt U. S. WEATHER BUREAU... 8O7-OO8-O0l?Oll U. S. LIGHTHOUSE ENGINEERS lTH DIST-; Captain W. C Langfitt. Corps of Engineers, U. S. A. '. 803 U. S. ENGINEER OFFICE. RIVER AND ' HARBOR IMPROVEMENTS :. Captain. W.' ' C. Langfitt, Corps of Engineers. U. S. A..81Q WATERMAN. C. H Cashier Mutual Lite ot Sw "JTorlc.... ....................... ..oei WILSON. DR. EDWARD N., Payiiolaa and Surgeon ................304-303 WILSON. DR. GEO. F.. Phys. & Surir.70U.7W WILSON. DR. HOLT C, Phys. & flur30-308 WOOD. DR. W. L.. Phytcln,...i. 413-413-414 WILLAMETTE VALLEY TELEP. CO.. ...014. A lew more clesant offices bgt b had by applying; to Portland Trnal Company of Orcgfon, 100 Third )t. ov ox the rent cleric tn the bailtflaa;. I DL C- U lHIU uarauam bl. room -? AMERICAN PLAN & 53.0Q PER DAY , and upward. yr COST ONE MILLION DOLLARS HEADQUARTERS FOfr TOURISTS AND COMMERCIAL TRAVELERS ' Special' rates nimle to families and Mingle "gentlemen. Tlife manage ment Tvill be ple&sed at nil timea to ahoiv rooms and give prlces.A moil- history the grasping of the divine thgugut j em Turkish bath establishment "in the hotel, H. C. BOTEHS, manager. " Library Association of Portland . Hours From 9 A. M- to 9 P. M., except Sunday and holidayj. SEVENTH AN STARK STREET? 29,000 a3LA7UTES $5.00 TZ YEHR, aSO FE5RIOICHL.St $1.50 75 QUKRTBR SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS. -fl.00 A YEAX BEAR !N MIND THAT "THE GODS HELP THOSE WHO' HELP THEMSELVES." SELF HELP SHGUE.D " " TEACH YOU TO USE SAPOLIO