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THE MOTTOING OBEGOKCAN. MO?DAY, JUNE 18, 1900. to rggomou ercd at the PostofEce at Portland, Oregon, as seooad-class matter. TELCPHONES. SdJtorfal Rocm....lGG j Business Ofllce....C07 REVISED SUBSCRIPTION KATES. Ey Mall Owtag prepaid). In Advance I "Dai y. with Sunday, per month fO S5 Daiiv, Sunday eseepted, per year 7 to Daily, with Sunday, per year U 00 Sunday, per year 2 00 weekly, per year. 1 W Weekly. 3 months SO To City Subscribers ally, per -week, delix-ered. Sundays excepted-15c iiy. per wee, cenverea, Sundays inciuaea.2uc News or discussion Intended fcr publication In The Oregonlan should be addressed invariably "Editor The OregonJan," not to the name of any individual, letters relating to advertising. subscriptions or to any business matter should i addressed simply "The Oregonlan." The Oregonlan does sot buy poems or stories "from Individuals, and cannot undertake to re turn any manuscripts sent to It without felicita tion. No stamps should be Inclosed for this purpose. Puget Sound Bureau Captain A. Thompson, omoe at 1111 Pacific avenue, Tacoma. Box 030, raccma postoflice. Eastern Buslntra OtBcehe Tribune build- pins. New York city; "The Aookery," Chicago; txhe S. C. Beckwlth special agency. New Tork. For eaie In San Francisco by J. K. Cooper. N8 Market street, near he Palace hotel, and ; Goldsmith Bros.. 30 Sutter street. For sale In Chicago bs the P. O. News Co.. X1T Dearborn street. TODAY'S WEATIIER-Clearlng and prob- ojy warmer, northwest winds. jPOttTLAD, MOSDAY, JUJTE 58, 1900 Not much Interest -will be taken In ae Republican National Convention. to be held this week at Philadelphia, lor mucn in the Democratic National ('Convention, to be held at Kansas City three weeks hence. In each party there ire multitudes who will receive the nominations with Indifference for there are millions of Republicans who qo not want to support McKinley, and amnions of Democrats who do not want to support Bryan. But it is "set up" -:or these two; and except among: those Who are seeking the rewards of party auccess, and those who always follow nth shouts the banner that bears the party name, there will be little show lot enthusiasm on either side. But It looks as if McKinley would be re-elect ed, because the business and lndus- rtrial interests of the country cannot mora the risks which it Is felt that lithe success of Bryan would carry with fit. Besides, we believe the country Is tor expansion. Certalnlv th Pneino fitates are. The Oregonlan hopes and jeueves that the decisive fore In thr election now at hand will be exprtPd iby those who, like itself, want nothing wit oi pontics out tne success or safety of principles which thev deem most Important. On this basis The Orego- uan awaits the contest and the issue. There Is Increasing nrpRcnro fn?- Roosevelt for the VIce-Presidenev in jeplte of his repeated and positive dec linations, .possibly the pressure may become so great as to force his accept ance: but Whv Khnnlri ho linr-tr Titmoalf In this office, to help McKinley out? ...wv. uuiu uc jjuiiu iu ins numina i tion for the Presidency: but he Is want ed for the Vice-Presidency only as a man to hold the stirriin for "MV-.Trinlnv I "to remount. Any wooden man will do. E 3x nominated for the Presidency Roose Velt would be elected by an Immense majority. Nominated for the Vlce ! Presidency he would cut no figure at pail. Roosevelt's Instincts are clear. He doesn't want to be a mere adumbration of McKinley. the tool of the McKInlev ! .machine, to be burled in obscurity and cast aside, forgotten, at the end of the term. Any cheap figurehead will do for that. Let the machine find its own i-tnan. The newspaper platform-makers are "Variously outlining the work of the i convention. One Derson has enno in I Philadelphia, carrying In his pocket ine araii. or a piatrorm said to have xne approval of President McKinley. i we may suppose that any declaration hot principles made, or likely to be made, by a National conven- xion win be entirely acceptable to "the President; and under the circum stances he can have no fear that it will I'Snake any expression, or take any po- Bition, not pretty much in accord with the record and policies of the Adminis tration. But it is proper enough, per rbaps, that the men who are to pub- , Jiflh a Renublican nlatform Irnnw whnt Nforms of expression suit McKinley, fXnougn it does not follow that they are Tound to accept his recommendations. The work of making a platform, af "ter all, is this year perfunctory. There j'ls no division within the party over 'any vital question; at least, no con- I flict that is likely to lead to any open .Tuotion. '4tte .porto Rican tariff, for I example, might be troublesome, but it there are signs that it will be by gen- Ireral consent discreetly walked around. The gold standard will be advocated. (and the financial legislation of the last i -Congress distinctly commended. Prob- '.bly the most interesting, because In jits exact form the most uncertain, 'pianlt will be that dealing with ex pansion, and all questions growing out the Philippine Insurrection. It will declared to be the purpose of the TJhlted States to give the natives the largest measure of self-government. consistent with, their ability to main tain It, but under American sover eignty. A skeleton of the platform will look , Something like this: The assertion of American sovereignty la our Island possessions. Tho Philippine- insurrec tion, practically at an cad. with only guerrilla warfare remaining. Self-government for the natives when they are fit for It. "People of Porto Rico congratulated on terri torial government. American occupation of Cuba soon to end, and the Nation's promise redeemed. The Nation and Hawaii congratulated upon peaceable annexation of the. islands. Monroe doctrine declared to be In full effect. Nicaragua Canal should be built and con trolled by fnlted States Government. A vigorous and dignified foreign policy. Trusts condemned and proper restrictive legislation favored. Protective policy reaffirmed, and reciprocity amm ended. deduction of war tax. enslons for Spanish "War veterans, and ronerous treatment for Civil War veterans. McKinley administration indorsed. There is but a short life left to the Boer "War, despite the boast that they will be able to wage a long and obstl- . sate guerrilla warfare in the mountains jf the Lydenburg district. Lord Rob erts has his whole army almost con centrated. General Hunter, with a I iorce of 20,000 men, will Join Lord Rob erts' forces at Johannesburg by Tues day next Methuen's force, about 8000 I strong, is already guarding the line of communications between the Vaal iver and Kroonstad; General Buller, ith 20,000 men at least, is at Stander- tcn, with Lord Roberts' forces at Hel- lelberg, which means that the whole railway line from Pretoria to Lady smlth Is in possession of the British. The evacuation of Van Reenan's Pass leaves the railway from Ladysmlth to Bethlehem, In the Orange Free State, within the grasp of the advancing forces of General Bundle, and Presi dent Steyn and his ragged remnant of Free State Boers will need to be very quick in their movements or they will be caught between General Rundle's troops and those of General Buller at Standerton. Baden-Powell is at Rus tenberg, east of Pretoria. The whole railway system of the Orange Free State and the Transvaal Is substan tially in the hands of the British troops, save the Delagoa Bay line, from Mld dleburg to Komatlpoort The moment Lord Roberts moves forward in full strength he will be sure quickly to wrest this line from the enemy. Wheri that is done, the Boers will not be able to wage guerrilla warfare very long in the mountains, for It would not take long to exhaust their stores of food, ammunition, etc, when all com munication with the sea is cut off. NOT GOOD POLITICS. Because there has beennolnterposltlon by the United States In behalf of the Boers and against the British, in the South African War, appeal is to be made, we are told, to the people of Dutch kin in the United States to vote for a chancre of nartles In the admin istration of our Government. Eastern Democratic newspapers are having much to say on this subject. It Is to be made a feature of the partisan lit erature of the year, and It will be ad dressed also to voters of German and Irish descent, who may be supposed to be actuated by special sympathy with the Boers, or by hatred of the English. But we think the good sense of the people of the United States will disap prove the Introduction of such meth ods in our politics; for they are not sincere. The United States cannot in terfere in South Africa without going to war with Great Britain. The situa tion is such that no expression of "sym pathy," unless it be backed by soldiers and warships, would do any good. "We should get a rebuff that would humili ate us. and we should have to take it, or declare war. There is nothing rea sonable in the demand for action by our Government that would put us in such position. Besides, the demand is not an honest one. Its purpose would not be to help the Boers, for it could not help them, but to get votes for a political party here. We should not divide here and con fuse the issues of our own politics upon the affairs of the other hemisphere. If we did, the effect would be neglect and misdirection of our own policies and affairs. When we begin to vpte upon European and African affairs, which we cannot control or direct, do what we may, we shall lose rational direction of our own. Our people of Dutch descent and their kin will hardly make this mistake. Besides, there are many persons of English and Scotch origin in these United States, who. If the question be raised in this way, will be likely to act upon it from their own point of view. These persons heretofore have mostly acted with the Democratic party, through sympathy with free trade. So that party would stand a chance of los ing at least as much In this quarter as it could gain in the other. But this sort of business would better be kept out or our politics. It would be ex treme folly to neglect our own affairs for such Quixotic undertakings. Poli ticians no doubt will try the expedient, but the good sense of the people may be trusted. THE OIUGIXAI. EXPANSIONIST. The Indian "War Veterans may justly congratulate themselves upon having been the first and most effective "ex pansionists" of the Pacific Coast. Un der the lead of that able statesman and gallant soldier, Governor Isaac L Stevens, thpv nrnmntK- nomio1 r.m. and "Washington from the occupation o savages and made it thenceforth a safe and comfortable home for white civilization. Fortunately for the white settlers of Oregon, in 1S55-E6 Governor Stevens happened to be the right man in the right place. Had he been a weak or timid man the safety of the settlers would have been sacrificed to the stupidity, vanity and weakness of General John E. "Wool, whose record on the Pacific Coast proved him to be an utterly incompetent soldier, a fact so well known that he was never given any important command after the out break of the Civil "War. A more com plete military humbug never rose to be Major-General in the United States Army than General John E. "Wool. He was of the same breed as General John C. Fremont, a fussy, fractious, vain, pompous soldier, ambitious for distinc tion without ability to win it, and, like all such men, bitterly jealous of all able regular Army officers who knew his weakness and worthlessness, as did Scott, Taylor and Governor Stevens. The Indian wars of Oregon need no justification beyond the fact that it was found necessary here, as it was in New England, the Middle "West and the South, for the sword of civilization to be a very woodman's ax opening the jungle of barbarism to the light and heat of its noonday sun, making way for the settler with his hoe and his har vest. The validity of title to the land in India or Massachusetts or Oregon is the right of man to slaughter or sub ject wild beasts or wild men to his service. That is the way civillSitlon has got forward. It bids the human wild beast to surrender, fly or die. The Puritan ancestors of United States Sen ator Hoar were natural -born expan sionists who declined to wait the pleas ure of the woods to recede, of wild beasts and untamable hunters to retire. "William Penn made treaties with the Indians and had small trouble with them because he was dealing with the Delawares, who had been so soundly thrashed and decimated by the warlike Iroquois that for self-preservation they were glad to purchase the protection of the white colonists. But the average Indian has not been found to be a Quaker in theory or practice, and, in spite of the policy of Penn, has been converted with a club sometimes so violently that he lived hardly long enough to really die in the faith. "Why should civilization lose any good opportunity of wiping out barbarism with the besom of fire and sword. If necessary? Here is China, under whose legal code men and women may be sliced to death, or a state criminal's whole family may be legally murdered because of his crimes. Suppose a bar barian of great natural military genius should suddenly appear, like Timour, and, raising in China the standard of death to the foreigner and his religion, should organize the millions of Mon golians and set them In motion on such a march as was executed by Genghis Khan Into the 'heart of Russia, or upon the frontiers of India? Given the lead er of exceptional genius, and such a terrible march is possible. Better break up Chlna,and govern its various prov inces by a" foreign protectorate, even as Egypt today has been reduced to order and a state of good government. China must either reform Itself and cease to be obstructive, or submit to forcible reformation and reconstruction at the hands of Europe. Turkey may as well prepare herself for the same fate. It may not come for another century, but it is far more likely to be realized with in flfty years. OUIt DUTY AS BRYAN SEES IT. Here is Mr. Bryan's Philippine pc-ltay. outlined by him in his North American Review article: Hostilities can be terminated at any moment by a declaration of this Nation's purpose; first, to establish a stable government; second, to glxe the Filipinos their Independence; third, to give them protection from outside interference while they work out their destiny. Such a declaration would be In harmony with Ameri can principles, American traditions and Ameri can interests. . The first we are trying to do. The j second they would not know what to do with. The third would take forever. "We should thus assume all respon sibility for the misconduct of an Irre sponsible government, and deny our selves a voice in its direction. We are asked to turn the Filipinos loose among the nations of the world, and tell them to go ahead, and run things to suit themselves. "We'll stand the conse quencesw No proposal could be more absurd. None would more certainly In volve us In interminable difficulties. If it Is said that we, would merely stand In the same relation to the Philippine government that we do to Central and South America, the answer Is that it is sheer insanity to extend the so-called Monroe Doctrine to all the world. We have always been In some .doubt, any way, about what the Monroe Doctrine means; but we cannot be in doubt as to some things it does not mean. Pacifying the Filipinos by promises Is not the true method. We have found that out. The fulminatlon of procla mations and circulation of pledges and pleasant words has done very little to subdue them and to reconcile them to the establishment of stable govern ment. Pacification by gun and sword has been a necessary basis for the maintenance of order. A sovereign na tion can uphold Its sovereignty only by the effective assertion of force. That is what sovereignty Implies and is. It will be observed that Mr. Bryan proposes that orderly government shall be established before Independence Is given. He means, of course, that we Bhall do It, and not the Insurgents. If wo are to make their submission a con dition precedent to creation of a Fili pino republic, we shall not progress any faster than now. If we give them Independence, and let them undertake to restore order in their own way, an archy will be Inevitable. We cannot turn the Americans and European citi zens of the islands over to them. We cannot permit the natives who have been friendly to us to pass under the yoke of Agulnaldo. We cannot give him and his fellows unrestrained and unconditional authority over the lives and properties of their own people, of foreigners, or of the priesthood. Mr. Bryan seems to have dimly re alized the facts. He did not dare af front the general sense of our duty to ourselves and to civilization by propos ing that we at once haul down the flag, turn tail and get out for good and all. He advises that we put the government on Its feet. But how are we to be sure that it will stay there? Are we to hang around in the neighborhood while "they work out their destiny"? That would certainly be interferingln their domestic affairs, and that is the thing, as we understand it, that we are not to do, if the Bryan scheme is followed. It all comes to this: We have got to keep the Philippines, or we have got to leave them. If we keep them, as we now Intend to do, we must go ahead on this line If it takes many Summers. If we now decide to leave them, we might as well leave them now. Contin ued effort to pacify the islands will be a waste of men and treasure. The In terval until we leave would be a mere waiting time for the rebels, who would then do exactly as they want to do at this time take control of affairs In their own hands and run them In their own way. Possibly we would secure guarantees that they will protect cer tain interests, and leave undisturbed certain people. But these promises would be worth just as much now as at any time in the fnture, and probably would be worth nothing at any time. American principles, American tradi tions and American Interests, about which Mr. Bryan talks so grandly, re quire that we work out the American destiny, which is a greater Nation, a greater commerce and a greater placo in the world's affairs. A GOSPEL. PRODIGT. A somewhat unusual presentment of so-called evangelical labor Is being made from day to day and evening to evening in a tent spread for the ac commodation of the public in this city, the seating capacity of which is from BOO to S00, this being frequently taxed to the utmost. The attraction Is a boy a "gospel prodigy" whose father and brother act as managers of the per formance. In presenting the lad to the audience as a teacher In spiritual things and an expounder of the Scrip tures the father makes a strong point of the fact that his son has no edu cation, emphasizing it by the statement that it Is his deliberate purpose to keep him In Ignorance. The Inference is that he will thereby be better prepared to expound the truths of the gospel and Instruct man in his duty to his Creator, to himself and to the world. The assumption on the man's part is impertinent on the lad's it is pitlfuL Tet people throng the teat to hear the questions of life, death and immortal Its expounded, the wrath of God de scanted upon, his personality described, his purposes In the creation of man explained and his mercy guaranteed upon certain conditions by vaunted ignorance. This little "Jack Cook," in speaking of whom the credulous drop their voices and cite the story of Christ con founding the wise men when but twelve years old, is in truth a bright-appearing lad, with a ready flow of language and an assurance which has long since banished all traces of the diffidence which in all stations of life is one of the chief charms of childhood. His de meanor In this respect is not wonder ful, as he has been paraded before the world as a gospel prodigy since his tenth year. Neither is there anything wonderful in what he says, his dis course being along lines worn by the tongues of the ages, and consisting of platitudes that any one with quick abll- ities in this dlrectioa could readily com. mlt to memory. Such wonder as at taches to his performance consists in his exceeding volubility. It can truly be said of him that he is a child of "words, word3, words." His aptitude In this way is variously explained, ac cording to the- whim of the Interpreter. To the spiritualist he iB a medium of extraordinary power held In leash by ecclesiasticlsm; to the believer in the miracles recorded of Christ he Is moved by power direct from God; to the evan gelist he Is an instrument of salvation on the duly prescribed plan; to the curious a sqrt of talking machine a lit tle less wonderful than the phono graph and not quite so incomprehen sible. He will have his day In Portland little "Jack Cook" leave certificates of "conversion" more or less numerous, with coupons denoting denominational preferences duly attached, and go his way. Thoughtful, lntelllgent.people do not "get religion" in a day, or accord ing to the old programme, "In the twinkling of an eye," while the thought less and emotional soon wear out the quality, purchased with tears and sighs and groaning supplications. There is yet in this community, and, indeed. In every community, a considerable num ber of people who view the possible penalties of an after life with a nerv ous dread which, craftily preyed upon, becomes abject terror. Temporary re lief Is brought to such minds by the fervid assurance of sins forgiven which are received at the altar to which they, having been duly wrought upon, are haled by evangelists of this type. Cer tainly no one grudges these timid souls the comfort they get from the belief that they have been made special ob jects of Divine mercy. The row in the University of Idaho had its origin Jn politics. It was a flourishing institution until the Fusion ists got control of the state govern ment. The president hap'pened to be a Republican, and they did not rest until they got him out, and the faculty was packed with professors whose teachings were more nearly in accord with their own peculiar economic theories. The university has stumbled along for sev eral years, with diminished Influence and lowered educational tone. The in structors have been at loggerheads, the trustees meddlesome, the public dissat isfied. The authorities seem at last to have realized that a general overhaul ing and a new start are imperative, and the faculty s to be reorganized. Perhaps the renovation would be more complete if it extends to the trustees. At any rate, no governing board of any educational Institution can accomplish anything If it is to be swayed by parti san f rejudlce or consideration of any kind. Idaho seems to have now learned a lesson now thoroughly understood elsewhere. "Our illustrious forefathers," says Mr. Brya-n, in effect, "were very wise men. They knew exactly what they were doing when they founded the republic. George Washington was all right, too. He advised us to mind our own business and avoid entanglements with any European power. That is the reason I oppose the wicked Republican policy of expansion. But It Is not ex actly the reason why the great Dem ocratic heart beats in sympathy for the oppressed Boers, and wants to inter vene and put a stop to the brutal tyr anny of despotic England, which Is crushing to earth a heroic people. Any effective expression of sympathy for the Boers might and probably would Involve us In some little entanglement, and it wouldn't exactly be minding our own business. But Washington doubt less meant to except the Boers and would have been happy, anyway, to give the American people a chance to lick England again." San Francisco has something of a bubonic plague scare, based on what may be the plague and what may not be. Doctors disagree, as they usually do. The matter was submitted for legal decision, and the quarantine of China town rendered ineffective. Judge Mor row gave it as his personal opinion that no plague exists. But the Judge did not know, or pretend to know. Dr. Kenyoun, the Federal Health Officer, has evidently been overzealous in his scheme to place the whole state under quarantine by requiring a health cer tificate to be shown at the border. But doubtless the order will be liberally construed so as not to be oppressive upon persons who in the nature of things could not have been exposed to the contagion. It is aimed at the Chi nese, and upon them supposedly will its rigors be imposed. In Washington there is left the shell of the so-called Silver-Republican par ty. The remaining faithful met Satur day, named delegates to the Kansas City mass convention, and adopted a platform, which ignored expansion, be cause some "delegates favored and some opposed It. It Is Instructive to know that these gentlemen favor something, or do not favor something, besides sil ver. It shows that they have a glim mering Interest In things not moribund. Towne is a Sliver Republican nom inated for Vice-President by a Popu list convention on a Socialistic plat form. Naturally he thinks his creden tials ought to be accepted by a Demo cratic convention without question. Irving Scott, the ihan who built the Oregon, wants to be Vice-President. Many other good men are after the same place. It's a pity there Isn't room for all. The Boers and Tagals will be doubt less willing to move up a little and give the Boxers room on the sympathy plank of the Kansas City platform. New York, which can have the Vice Presidency, has no candidate. Every other state, which it is politically unim portant to favor, has one! Tacoma comes forward with a claim to 51,000 inhabitants. The tombstone count must have been unusually com plete. Possibly the Van Wyck family may be able to devise ways and means to break in on the Kansas City hotel trust Hott a Partisan Lair Worlcs. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Citizens of St Louis now know, to their heavy cost the evils resulting from, the law contrived to turn the Police Depart ment of this city Into a Democratic ma chine. In a time of continued public dis order, tho regular police, though enlarged months ago to over 1100 men, has utterly failed to control the situation. Nor do policemen in this city feel that the pro tection of life and property is their mala business. In order to get on the forco they -must Join the Jefferson ClBfe, and as soon as. they are in uniform an agent of that club calls on them for a cash, as sessment to be used for Democratic par poses. Even when rioters hold the streets they are ordered to leave their beats and go to the polling places of the Democratic primaries to assist in the election of a certain set of delegates. They see that the men promoted on tho force are those most active in helping the Democratic party. They get their places through a board of four Democrats appointed by a Democratic Governor, and can be dis ciplined or dismissed by the same board alone. No other authority touches them in the slightest degree. They arc abso lutely Independent of the municipal of ficers and boards, and of the voters of St. Louis. THE IiAST OF DISFTIAISCHISEMEXT. Tfce South Sbould Have Fewer Votes) in Con cress. New Tork Times; During the late session of Congress Mr. Crumpacker, of Indiana, a Republican of excellent standing in his state and of much Influence in the counsels of his party, introduced a resolution of inquiry as tb the operation of the election law3 of the various states with reference to the 14th amendment to the Constitution of the United States. On rJaturday, in an Interview with the correspondent of tho Evening Post, Mr. Crumpacker explained that he had been requested by the ma portty members of the committee not to pres3 his resolution, as it was thought by the party leaders to be inexpedient at this 'time, but he declares that "It must not be supposed that this is a dead Issue. Tho feeling," ho adds, "Is very strong that something ought to be done. If the Southern States disfranchise their colored population they should not at the ramo time retain their voting strength in Con gress and in the electoral college." What would be the position of the more enlightened Republicans in case the Southern States adopted an Impartial sys tem bearing alike on both races is shown by the following remarks of Mr. Crum packer: "To my mind this whole question of negro suffrage has been approached from the wrong end. If we had at the closa of tho war given the Southern States a representation like that of the North, on the basis of the population partlclpat jg in the affairs of the Government, it would have been to their interest to moke thi3 basts as broad as possible, and to that end they would have admitted tho negro to suffrage Just as fast as he was pre pared for it. There would have been more negroes actually voting today, in my opmion, than there are now. The terms of the 14th amendment would have put a premium In every state upon a broad basis of suffrage. But Instead of that the 15th amendment attempted to accomplish the thing all at one sweep, and as a result, wa have got this work all to do over again." If the Republicans carry tho next Con gress by a majority at all approaching that they have in the present one, they will undoubtedly take up the question of the apportionment under the census now behig compiled In the spirit indicat ed In thto Interview. And the sober opinion of the North will look on the matter in amood very different from that excited by the "bloody shirt" policy of SO years since. Unsatisfactory- Church Statistics. Chicago Tribune. The recently announced statistics of the Congregational church are no more satisfactory than those of other denominations which have been made public of late. The denomination Is shown to be nearly stationary. The total membership, 629.S74, Is a net gain over the previous year of only 1G40. The Sunday schools gained 2135 pupils. For the first time since the statistics for the wnoie country began to be collected there was a net loss In churches, tho number, 5601, bc!ng 16 less than last year and the ministers numbering 23 les3. The additions by confession, which represent the actual conversions, wero only 24,314, the fewest since 1SS5. The removals by death were 8S02, bat this was less than tho number of removals caused by drop ping" out from the church, these lost being 12,133, or nearly as many aG joined by confession. The weekly organs of the Congregational Church, profess their in ability to account for these unsatisfactory statistics. Whatever the causes are, they are probably the same as are operative In other churches that show unsatisfac tory growth or actual decline, and as to these causes there Is a great diversity of opinion, and none of them is convincing. Rates dictate's Writing:. Caroline "Wells In the New Tork Tribune. Much has been said of the handwriting of Rufus Choate, it being, perhaps, as extraordinary, and certainly as Illegible, any which the most diligent search can procure. It was said that there were three degrees of Mr. Choate's writing, namely, that which only he and his secretary could read, that which he alone could make out, and that which neither he nor anybody else could decipher. Many amusing incidents are told regard ing tMs peculiarity of Mr. Choate's. It was said that upon a certain occasion when he was engaged upon some import ant case he sent written instructions to his office which he desired to have carried out at once, and which not a man In tho place could interpret. A consultation was held andi it was suggested that tho great lawyer should be written to for an ex planation, although this seemed a danger ous experiment, since the chances were that no one would be able to read the explanation. At last it was happily de cided that a telegraphic dispatch be sent to him calling for an immediate reply, and in this way the necessary informa tion was obtained. The Great Monopolist. Salt Lako Tribune. Mr. Bryan tells us that one of the chief Issues this year will be that be tween plutocracy and Democracy. On which side is Mr." Bryan going to be? Four years ago today he would have been glad to have obtained a situation in a law office or a newspaper office for $300 a month. It is said that today he is worth $000,000. The question naturally occurs that if a man In four years, despite the plutocrats, can pile up a fortune of $300,000, is he not a dangerous man? When a faker comes along and sells charme, or tells fortunes, or practices any kind of legerdemain, the understanding Is that he Is doing it for his own particular benefit So, if Mr. Bryan practices political hyp notism on the public, considering his lifo up to date, is it not fair to believe that really hie chief purpose on earth has been to Improve the fortunes and advance the ambitions of Mr. Bryan himself, and has he given the people a quid pro quo for what they have paid him? Will End Calamity Hoirlers. Denver Times. In 1S9G Mr. Bryan's watchword was "open the mints" and Increase the volume of currency by 'law. Major AfcKlnley's solution of the business depression waj "open the mills" and Increase the volume of currency by Increasing the opportuni ties for labor. The Populists at their con vention at Sioux Falls demanded the open ing of the public printing presses for the printing of flat money. The people voted In 1S95 to try Mr. Mc Klnley's remedy. The result is that the Nation is more prosperous than It has ever been before In its history. If the mills aro kept open under a Republican Administration the calamity howlera will soon be extinct. A Strong- Man Needed. New York Times. The party in power Is peculiarly free at this time to choose its best mao for the second place on the ticket There is no contest for the first place to be adjusted. There Is no faction to be sat isfied. There la no especial need of pay- tag attention to locality. The Vlce-Prcs- I Idency is a great office in Its possibilities, not only aa to the succession, but as to its actual influence in the hands of a man of real judgment and force. With Mr. McKinley sure to retire at the closo of the next term, there is reason to think that the Vice-President may become his successor as the candidate of his party for the Presidency. Every consideration calls for the selection- of a strong man. The choice practically lies with the lead ers of the party In this state. It will bo a pity If they throw It away. " MIGHT HAVE BEEX. A '"Strain" on tfce Poet Laureate o England. St. James's Gazette. Once again I must try; Mine bnt to vrrllo or die. Tours jiot to reason hy No sense Is my sense; - 3Iafeklncs saved, and so I must a-rhymlasr so. , ,, Heaven Bend me lots of Po- Etlcal license! Then when I've made ray rhymes. Fit for the, pantomimes. They will adorn the Times Splendid and solemn! Til to the Standard fly. Knock at tha door and cry, "Please put them Into thy Agony column." Monolith, pith, frith, kith, "All end like Ladysmlth. But It's 111 rhyming with Lucknow or Delhi, Tet. -why put Delhi, when We were besiegers then? Where 13 my fountain pen? "Would I were Shelley! "Bayonet" sounds so queer; Call It a "naked spear" Thus I shall make It clear That I cold steel meant. "Nor was stern mettle shown By male and strong alone." There's an (I think you'll own) Artful concealment "Sound for them tho martial lay" Bad line, but let It stay. "Wrestle with rhymes all day What rhymes with "wrestle"? Cestle? I cannot spell "Stormed at with shot and shell. Fire, with resistless yell. Mortar and pestle." "Powell, of endless fame," Tour double-barreled name (Strange. It begins tho eame) f Has a Bad en-dlng; Still 1 must shove it In "O, our stout, stubborn kin," Baden, though worn and thin. Stout at defending. Forward through sound and sense! Pounds are made up of pence; Blow the remote expenso. Give me your penny! Drain deep the foaming quart. Brewed of the good old sort. At AUanrlbangel Court, Abergavenny. Jfciv York's Dilemma. New Tork Herald. Popular government In New York Iras utterly broken down. Mayor Van Wyck'e testimony on that point Is conclusive. The cltys docks and streets and parks and, public buildings are In the hanl3 of a series of commissions, each of which Is a law unto Itself in disposing of priv ileges and property, In the engagement of personal clerks and confidential secre taries and the raising of salaries of em ployes. In view of our irresponsible government. It Is not surprising that while the expenses of the various boroughs before consolida tion aggregated about $5S,000,000, the tax levy this year ia JSO.000.000, to say nothing of street and park openings paid for with borrowed moneys, and leaving out of the count the enormous sums derived from as sessments, wharfage, fees, fines, interest on public moneys and the like, besldo an ever mounting banded debt IVcitlier Rtglit, Nor Jnst. Baltimore American. The Republican National Convention, as the supreme governing body of the party, will perform a work of inestimable value If, when It meets in Philadelphia next week, it takes up and disposes of the much-mooted question of Southern rep resentation in Presidential nominating conventione. This question, like Ban quo's ghost, will not down, and the time was never more favorable for Its flnel settlement. The Interests of no one will be jeopardized, the result of the election will In no wise be affected, and the party has an excellent opportunity to rid Itself Of a veritable Incubus. There is neither right nor justice in the present plan of representation, and unless a change is made the party will rue the day it de clined to act. The Sole Bryan Chance. Boston Herald, Ind. Tho Chicago Chronicle, the Democratlo paper of the city in which It Is printed, very sensibly tells the Democrats that. If they are to carry the coming Presiden tial election, they must do It by the aid of the Eastern and Middle States of the Union. It thinke several of the far West ern States are lost to them, and that If they are not to be lost their votes are not of enough Importance to Justify tho exertion that It would cost to carry them. Our own view Is that It is absolutely Idle for Bryan to cherish any hope of the next Presidency unless he can carry states like New Tork, New Jersey and Indiana; and, with New York among those thrown away. It Is wasted effort to attempt suc cess by appeals In other quarters. A Masonic Family Trust. Tacoma Ledger. The Chadwick family of Colfax 13 well and largely represented in the Masonic grand bodies. Steve Chadwick was elect ed grand master of the grand lodge, while Mrs. Chadwick was elected grand matron Of the etate chapter of the Eastern Star. Both are popular selections, and Mr. and Mrs. Chadwick will preside In the East with ability and dignity. The "Woes of Jjents. New York Sun. Disappointments crowd on tho sympa thetic soul of Hon. John Jacob Lentz, of Ohio. AH his labors in behalf of the Coeur d'Alene ruffians have been fruit less. The Idaho Democrats stand by tholr brave and honest Governor, the Hon. Frank Steunenberg. Lentz will have to concentrate his emotions on Agulnaldo. A Steadily Increasing Territory. New York Tribune. There are rumors that William Jennings Bryan has bought a new geography, in which Oregon, In common with most of the "United States, Is described as "the enemy's country." The People's Trust. Pendleton Tribune. Prosperity and Republicanism form a trust that it will be impossible to over throw. It is a natural combination. The Meadow Larlc Springfield Republican. A feathered sprite At dawning light F16W to a flowering limb; From a limpid pool Of waters cool, A bath at the reedy rim. A hidden nest. Near dewy cress, , Four eggs In the grassy glim; A liquid note . In air afloat, Joys trilled In morning- hymn. Hark, hark, to the lark. High, high. In the sky, 'Tls tho sweetest note In the air afloat. Sweet, sweet as tho honey bee, The bags of the bee, to me. Te birds with song from heaven caught, Te sing the glad refrain; To brooks with. song by nature taught To slag the minor strain. NOTE AND COMMENT. . , It looks like rain. No, ComUle, a sympathetic strikers cot a love tap. t '..- Croker Is coming back to ask?VantWyck where he got It. Having had three strikes. It is time for the St. Louis street-car men to run. The bear that walks like a man seema disposed to gobble like a hog in China. St Paul has two chiefs of police. She ought to send one of them to St Loula Three Bryan parties will be out pretty soon. That, of course, will put his aide out Now has tha warliko Boxer man, A. bloody rumpus made. ,, Which puts young Agulnaldo and Old Krugcr in the sfeade. Like John L. Sullivan .and other famous fighters, Kruger thinks there is another fight left in him. " The American Minister to Ghina is not a minister of tho gospel, which Is all that stands between him and heaven. Full merrily the voting man This season doth rejoice. Because he heareth not so much Of Bryan's still, small voice. The Mayor of Atlanta never had occa sion to observe to the Mayor of Savannah that It was a long time -between "drinks. This year way down In (Kansas. They're having great big crops, A state of nature which is most Discouraging to Pops. Boston is making a crusade against the billboards, and the papers are loudly clamoring "Annihilate tho William n cades!" "Will the candidates for Vice-President please stand up?" asked tho chairman of the convention. There was a general scramble. "Now," continued the chairman," will Mr. Roosevelt please arise and make it unanimous?" A now Angelican diocese is to be formed in South London, and the noble Saint Saviour's Collegiate Church of South wark will be its cathedral. Its history goes back more than 1000 years; In Its pre cincts are entombed John Gower, Fletch er, Philip Maselnger and Edmund Shakes peare; there, too, John Harvard was bap tized. The vast Roman Catholic Cathedral of Westminster is nearing completion, ana may be opened In September. It was be gun five years ago this month; it Is 330 feet by 156 "feet, and has cost not less than $125,000. The Duke of Norfolk ha3 given $50,000. Cardinal Vaughan $25,000, Lord and Lady Brampton $26,000, while contribu tions of 1000 'have come In from many of the nobility. Colonel Bryan Thomas Mahon, D.S.O., who led the relief column Into Mafeklng, Is an Irishman-, and son of the late Mr. Henry Blake Mahon, of Belleville, Athen ry, County Galway. He Is only 37 years of age, and' has already had a distin guished and stirring military career. He won distinction under Lord Kitchener in the Soudan, served in the Dongola expe ditionary force in 1E93 ae staff officer, and was present at the engagement at FIrket and the operations In Hafflr. He com manded the cavalry which, under Sir Reg inald WIngate, tracked and destroyed the Khalifa's force at Gedld. The Pekin field force of the Government only amounts to 25,000 on a peace estab lishment though It has been larger since the Japanese War. Forty years ago the Chinese capital was taken- by two or three French and English brigade. Neither the Boxers nor tho Chinese populace possess modern weapons of any sort Or order, as is the case with like bodies in Western Aela, from the Afrldis to the west across Northern Africa. Remingtons are sown In the most amazing fashion' all over the west of Asia and North Africa. In North China one never hears of them. Pikes, swords, axes and rustic weapons are the armament of the Boxers, aa of other vil lage mobs. One of the objections urged against tho British sparrow, so-called, by the large number of persons who do not like thl3 saucy, pugnacious, but confiding, bird. Is that It does not destroy insects. That tb'.s charge Is incorrect can be seen by any one who will take the trouble to watch the sparrows any day now, and notice tho energy and activity they display In catch ing files on the pavements. They seldom miss a fly, and they catch a great many of them. When a sparrow notices a fly within range, it gives about three hop3 and If necessary a little flirt of its wings, and the fly Is a "goner." The charge of having a disagreeable screeching note can not be disproved by the best friends of the sparrow. When one of these birds takes a notion to get within hearing and sing. It is very tiresome and trying, and makes one wish for a beanshooter or a shotgur. lut the sparrow does prey upon Insects when It suits him to do so. The sparrow is entitled to some consideration owing to his family being such an old one. Their price is quoted in the New Testa ment as two for a farthing, and although styled British sparrows, they antedate in history the British Empire. PLEASANTRIES OF PARAGHAPHERS The "Voice of Experience. "Roberts, Pretoria: They sometimes won't stay whipped. Otis." Philadelphia North American. Sidewalk Wit "They've got a sidewalk res taurant in Now Tork." "Perhaps they are trying to curb their appetites." "Not when they are flagging." Cleveland Plain Dealer. A Dramatic Hound-Robin. "Was that dra matic venture a success?" "Tcs, indeed; tho law arrested the actress, she sued tho mana ger, he sued tho author, and the author sued the actress." Cbicajo Record. Keeping Tip the Good Work. First Imp Who la that boisterous party who has Just ar rived? Second Imp That i3 a gentleman from Illinois, who Is trying to cqnvlnce Me phlsto that Chicago beats Hades. Puck. Killed His Man. Cowboy Guess yon never killed a man. did ye? Tenderfoot Huh. I holped kill half a dozen of them. "Herer "No. At college." "Flghtln with 'emT "No. Initiating them." New Tork Weekly. Sometimes tho Case. Stranger What do you understand here by the "straight ticket"? Native Well, as the machine controls this town, the- straight ticket Is the one that's mada up of crooked candidates. Philadelphia Press. Vindicated at Last "My dear." ho said,. "I forgot to mall that latter this morning." "Oh. you dear!" she cried. "That was Just what I wanted. Now I can blame you when that supercilious Sadie complains that I don't an swer her notes." Philadelphia North Ameri can. Not Quite Ready. "Are you ready for your Summer outing?" asked her dearest friend. "Not quite," repUed the swet young thing. "Of course. I have my bathing suit, my bicycle suit my golf suit my tennis suit, my yacht ing suit, and my riding habit, but as we are going to one of these qulet places, merely for rest and relaxation, I will, of course, have to have a few evening gowns, and possibly half a dozen suitable for lawn parties, and all that sort of thing." Thus she demonstrated that she had been there before, and knew what "quiet country life" meant in a Summer-re te sort advertisement. Chicago Evening Post,