Portland new age. (Portland, Or.) 1905-1907, March 30, 1907, Image 7

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I LEADING HOTELS j
HOTEL
oor i,ooo,caa.
Tho Portland
H. O. BO WCmt, Mmnmgmr.
American Plan, S3 Per Day
and Upward
HEADQUARTERS rOR TOURISTS
AMD
COMMERCIAL TRAVELERS,
Portland, Oregon,
Telephone W-u
r. O. Box Ml
The Grand Pacific Hotel
C1IAB. A. BCIIltAOE, 1'roprUtor'.
Handsomely Appointed and First
Class In Every Particular.
Corner Railroad St. and Hlggtas Ave.
MISSOULA, MONT.
The Grandon
The only First-Class
American Plan Ho
tel in Helena.
Rates from $3 to $5
The New Bannock Hotel
NORMAN St AHUUTHOKO, Prop.
Headquarters for Commercial Men
American Pln. Roonu with Bath,
Hot and Cold Running Wttr and
Telephone in Each Room.
RATES SiOO.to H00 PER DAY
Pocatllo
Idaho
The Spalding
Leading Hotel of the
LAKE SUPERIOR REGION
Enlarged and Improved
American Plan, $2.60 and Up
European Plan $1.00 and Up
Finest Cafe in Northwest
DULUTH, 'MINN
HOTEL
PEDICORD
T, J. PEDICORD,
l"roprletor
31V, 75c, $1, $1.50
Rsm with Private. Baths)
B4fc AsMricajs and European
Private. Telephones in Rooms
first-Class Grid
in Connection
299-219 MvarsUe Ave..
SPOKANE, WASH.
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: LEADING HOTELS f
PORTLAND.
THE ESMOND HOTEL,
030 AH ANDIIitBON Manager
Hates: European l'lati
fOc, TSc, 11.00, l.5o, 2.oo per day
Kreo liui to and from all Trains
Front and MorrUon Street
POKTLANO OltKQON
Mil IITU IfttSI
DULUTH MINN.
J.
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HENRY FOLZ
Leading grocery and mar
ket. Wo servo tho traveling
public at rcnsonublo prices.
114 nnd 110 Wost Superior
street.
DULUTH,
MINN.
I IDAHO ADVERTISING I
Thot. Illytb, Pro Lyman Fargo, Vlco Pros
The Blyth-& Fargo Co.
T'ooatollo, Idaho
Oencral Merchandise
BTOHK8 AT '
Evaacton, Wyo. Pocatello, Idaho
BAHKOFNAMPA,Ltd.
CAPITAL STOCK $50,000.00
EfUMUhed 1699. Dewey 1'aUco Hotel Bid'.
FItKI) a. MOCK, President
r. J. CONItOY. Vlce.I'n-litent
C. It. 1IICKKV, Cashier
FRANK JENKINHOK, Ass'tCubUr
NAMPA,
IDAHO
J. A. Murray,
I'rcilJent.
D. W. Slsnirod.
Vl President
Wm. A. Anthet,
Cashier
I, N. Anlhes,
Assl, Cashier
TMES
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
of PocHtstllo, lUalio.
POCATELLO,
IDAHO
TUTTLE MERCANTILE CO., LTD.
Wholesale Grocers
GOODWIN MININO CANDLES
Judson Powder, Fuse and Caps
aoi'.nts ron thk
CELEBRATED OLYMPIA BEER
Nampa, Idaho
D. W. Church Earl C. White- C. C. Chilton
CHURCH & WHITE CO.
Real Estate
And Insurance
Pocatello
Idaho
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The tlrnira;nrt' niaconilMare.
I -wood uv never fott with him If I
had knone that she was stnnudcn so close
hi
and might have seen mo gotten llckt, sho
oedd
rIicoz shuro I am a bettur man than redd
witch gave mo connfldcuncc, an bo wenn
ho
tolled awl tho boys ho nlnt nsknrcd ur mo
I dared him nock n chip oil and he wennt
ann noct It off ann I sedd fore a cent
Ido slnpp his face ann hennry hcamus sedd
heed hoald ml koto wllo 1 was fltcn redd.
I wood not karo so mutch bocaws I gott
tho wurst uv It with redd It sho had nott
bin cloase cnuff to sea It awl nnn sea
that redd was a much bettur man than
me.
ann wenn tho fitc was over nnn thay took
"THAT TOOK ME HI THE ARM ANN ItELLPT
lit"
mo bl tho arm nnn hellpt mo to tho brook
too wash my face vl hennry benmus sedd
rtinfitu Innim nrt t tr ttp ilinf
redd
gott off wlthowt a bluddy nooso ann ho
U not ut tnwl ur woys uz much ui me.
nlahs foro mo, nho ntuitiit uv oocn It nwl
weun roddy hit ml nonsc nnd seen mo fftwl
In turrlhlo defect, i wood not knro
foro ml black eye butt o to hafftoo bare
hur turrlble contempt. )nss nlto I shodo
how i wood ko ann knock him In tho rodo
nnn mnko him nay cnuff, ann now alio acci
how I wan llct nun alio must no that bees
a bettur man than me. witch goee to bo
Itta punlahmcnt for mo fore hraggen ao.
Philadelphia ledger.
Flrai Vmy at lekool la China.
A Chlnnninn wished to enter bis boy
nt tho school of a Scottish teacher In
Pokln, nnd called at tho educational
establishment In question ouo day
along with bis llttlu boy. Tho follow
liiK iimasluK scene then took place:
Tho Chinese gentleman wiih escorted
to tho reception room, and both bo and
the tencher shook their own hands mid
bowed profoundly. Then tho tencher
nsked :
"May I luqulro your honorable
nninoj"
"My nienn, IrulRnlflcunt nnino Is
Wunjj."
Ten nnd n wnter plpo nro sent for,
nnd tho tencher politely suggests:
"I'lensc uso ten."
Tho Chinese sipped nnd puffed for
perhaps a njinrter of nn hour before bo
observed to tho teacher that bo should
b overjoyed to lenrn tho Intter's "lion
ornhlo iinuie."
This wnB tho tencber's cuo to reply,
"My mean, Insignificant nnmo Is Jones."
"How ninny llttlo stems bnvo you
sprouted?" Tbls tueans, "How old nro
you?"
"I hnrn vnlnlr unonf fhlrtv.tn-n
yeflra," modestly replied the Instructor.
"Is tbo honorable nnd great man of
the household yet living?" said tho
Chinese, who Is asking nfter the teach
er's father.
"Tho old ennn Is well."
"How many precious llttlo ones bnvo
you?"
"I bnvo two mlsernblo llttlo dogs,"
meaning his own children,
"How mnny children havo you In
your Illustrious Institution?"
"I have seventy-five llttlo brothers."
At this Juncture tho Chliinmnn deem
ed It time to get down to business.
"Venerable master," snld be, "I bnvo
brought my mtio nog nero aim wor-
shlpfully cutrust him to your bonorablo
charge."
The little fellow, who had been
standing In tho corner of the room,
camo forward at this, put bis bands
on the floor, and knocked bis bead
against It. The teacher raised him up
and sent blrn oft to school, while ar
rangements were made for bU sleep
ing quarters and so forth.
Strssatra Mcata.
Tell me, did you erer ae
Monkeja climb a banian treat
Ilanlan trees, perhaps you know,
On tba nursery floor can jrrovr.
Troopa of monkeyi, half tho day,
In the great wide branches play,
Frolic and maka friends with you
If your aunty tells tbem to I
I've bad measles, so you see
Aunty comes and plays with raa.
Annty makes a lion roar
Right behind the nursery door;
Makes an elephant poke his bead
Through the window near my bed
Makes the nursery somehow look
Like a lovely picture book,
r Youth's Companion.
As Alcoholic Red Kaee.
Among the questions that "I-wnnt-to-know"
peoplo aslc Is ono about the
effects of alcohol. Why, they say, does
the habitual use of alcoholic liquors
cask s man's face red? Alcohol, taken
I Internally, stimulates the action or tho
heart, and consequently tho circulation
of tho blood. This stimulated action
of the blood shows more plainly on
, tho face than on any other part of the
h dy, because tlio nerve-system timl tho
bl Oil-vessels of tho fnco are peculiarly
Ben;. I thy. Hut alcohol also has n para
lyzing effect on tho nerves nnd the
blood vessels, and Its habitual uso gets
those of the face Into such n condition
that they no longer perform tlielr
proper functions. That Is to say, they
receive blood from the heart, but do
not Bond It back again, as they do
when they are In a normal state of
health, tho result being that the faco
acquires a chronic condition of redness.
Moon SlinilniTM.
Many persons cannot understand why
the- shadow nmdo by an object In moon
light Is darker than tho shadow made
In sunlight. The difference Is duo to
tho fact that the light of the inooii Is
not so strong as that of tho sun. As
light travels always In a straight line,
a shadow, either In moonlight or In
Bunllglit, would bo Intensely black were
It not for tho dispersed and rcilcctcd
rays around tho shadow. Tho dark
ness of tho shadow Is reduced by theso
reflected rays, and as tho rays of sun
light aro stronger and brighter than
those of moonlight, they reduce the
darkness more. It Is tho dispersion
nnd oven distribution of the sun's rays
through space, and their rellectlon from
th'.' dust particles of tho air, that make
daylight.
Won Sorry.
Parent Aro you sorry you called
navies after that boy next door?
Freddie Yes, mother. IIo enn fight
twice as well as I thought ho could.
CATECHISM OF A TOUBIST.
Glolio Trotter (Uvea Itranlta of Ills
Travels to Ilia Pn-ior.
A glolMj-ttjottliiR Journnllst of renown
litis written n tourist catechism In n
German paper In which ho sets forth
his observations on tho countries and
tho people hu has vlstcd. His niiHwcrs
nro Ingenious nnd they may be correct,
but they would seem to convict him
of being n Swede. We quoto tho follow
ing: "Whero do you find the most comfort
able pnsHciiKor trains?"
"In ltussln."
"Hut where nro they kept In tbo boat
condition?"
"In Sweden."
"Whero Is the railroad trnfllc mnnng-
cd with the IciiBt noise?"
"In Knglnnd."
"Whero do you find tbo best railroad
restaurants?"
"In Sweden."
"Whero nro tho most comfortnblo
steamboats for longer voynges to bo
found?"
"In Germany nnd England."
"Whero do you find tho finest nnd
bent arranged steamboats for shorter
trips?"
"In Sweden."
"Where tbo finest restaurants nnd
enfes for moderate prices?"
"In Co-wuhngen and Stockholm."
"Whoro nro tho best automatic res-
tnurnntH?"
"In Stockholm."
"Whero tho worst quick lunches?"
"In America, particularly In Hog
ton." "Whero nro the finest bathhouses?"
"In Qeriimuy, Austria nnd Sweden."
"Whero do you llnd tho truest iollto
uess and dignity among tho peoplo gen
erally?" "In Sweden, particularly In Stock
holm." "Where tho opposlto?"
"In Italy."
"Whero do you find tho most polite
nnd well-bred children?"
"In Sweden, Norwny nnd Denmark."
"Whero the opposite?"
"In Italy, Little Italy, but particu
larly In South Iloston."
"Whero do tho young men have the
finest figure and the handsomest fea
tures?" "In Italy nnd Sweden, particularly In
Stockholm."
"Where nro tho handsomest wom
en?" This question tho writer, who nppenrs
to bnvo gained some experience of life,
does not nitswer. Hoston Transcript.
Ki'oiiomlcul Hmoks,
"Why aro you uhvnys HtruttliiB about
with an unlimited clpir In your
mouth? Haven't you got a mutch?"
J,T;elt''oiuy rirJ.R" . Stock Ranches aod
mouo. Tuougu it costs mo notning, i
iiiiuk 1 gel a mini as mucii pieuHure out
of a dry as n real smoke.
"I stnrted dry smoking the first of
the year to reduce my cigar bills. You
see, I used to get away with ntno or ten
B-cent cigars n day, and my wife-kicked.
At first I got no pleasure out of my dry
smoking, but I persisted In It, and now
I ezperleuco real pleusure as I chew
unllghted cigars.
"Iiest of all, from my wife's point of
view, I hnve cut my ten cigars a day
down to three."
Like a Or eon Bar Tree.
"Married several times, hasn't
she
been?"
"Yes; you can tell her ago the way
you can a tree's."
"How's that?"
"One ring for each year." Harvard
Lampoon.
No Ileal Hntchorr.
Freshman Do you often bet on grid
Iron results?
Last year's ditto Yes; but only for
small steaks. Princeton Tiger.
Budding- Intelllvriire,
Anxious Freshman How long are
we allowed In theso hour exuim?-.
Harvard Lampoqn.
CAfE Phono Main 2318
CON HILGERS
381 N. 17th St. Portland, Oregon
BGLU'S CAPE
riiolro Wines, l.liiiiom nnil Cigar. I'nmlly
f anion In rnniiiTllmi, Trnimli'tit room, t'n
mi Imr, Win. Iljil, I'mp. Phone Main !H0l.
Cor. 'ilil and Thiirmnu Stn., Portland, Urcgoit.
Minna Hood 677
THE OLD HOME
I'. I'. MKUIIAK, I'top.
Choice Wines, Liquors and Cigars
Cor. t'eu'iiU'cntli nnd Nortlmip His.
Portland, Oregon
ELDERDRAU GROTTO
KIUCKSON .1 HKllO, Prop.
Fine Wines, Liquors and Cigars
54 Sixth Street
MAIN 4402 PORTLAND, ORE.
ANDREW SWANSON
Fine 'Wines & Liquors
Cor. 23d and Washington
PORTLAND, OR.
SERING & HILL
Fine Wines & Liquors
Family Trade a Specialty
340 Williams Ave. Portland, Ore.
rhont frc'ilc M9 Work Done On Short Notice
The Never Regret
Cleaning and Pressing Parlor
Clcniiliic, l'ri'Mltiif, IHi'ltiK anl;HenlrlnK.
Ftrnin niiil Kiencli Pry I'lcniilnit n Hpocliilly.
Balls I'rvsseil Wlillu Yon Wait.
132 N. Slulh Slreel, TORTLAND, OREGON
O. H. COBB
Kntlinntcs (liven on All UIamcs ot
Plumbing and Heating Work
I'liono Knst 2.tl7 Itctldcaco Knst 2010
247 Holiday Ave.
PORTLAND, ORE
M. J.Unnlncr. I'bonu Main 1W0 M.aardiicr
GARDNER BROS.
Manufacturers ot tho
Silk Tie Cigars
UNION MADE
20 Madison Street PORTLANI, OREGON
WEEKS GRANITE CO.
For first Class Work and
LOWEST PRICES
in Portland
,Cor. Fourth and Columbia Streets
One Dlock South of City IUN
DRUGS, STATIONERY
IMPORTED & DOMESTIC
PERFUMES
Prescriptions, Family Iterlpes, Phono
your ordei h hast filflO.
W. C. CHURCH, Pharmacist
677 VYIWams Ave., Cor. rargo
K-STAIIMHlIKi) IBM
Multnomah Trunk & Bag
COMPANY
Manufacturers of
TRUNKS
SUIT CUES
STRAPS
TELESCOfCS
IAGS
Mail Orders Promptly Attended To
Telephone Cast 24
.121-131 E. Water St. PORTLAND, ORE
AMBLER & WAITERS
The Real Estate Brokers
CorvolKs, Oregon
tiiy rropeny ior oaie Of Kent
Independent Phone 225. Send for List
DRINK
Crystal High -Class
Carbonated Beverages
CRYSTAL BOTTLING CO.
Telephone Stain 7178
Ginger Alo in Kyplions a Specialty
Family Trtulo Huppllod.
249 Madison St. Portland, Oregon
THE AVENUE CLUB
AND
The Avenue Oyster House
I. V, HALL, lroi.
. Krtsli Oysters open (tally, i'lnti, quarts, gsl.
Ions. Dllveicl any j'Uco.
The Best of Wines, Liquors and Cigars
Tbo best of Meats, FI1I1, Oysters and (iarac.
Open Day and Night
663 Williams Avenue fct Williams Avenue
I J'bono East 19
I VORTLAND OltKOO.N
Ericson Undertaking Co.
Incorporated
Funeral Directors and Embalmers
LADY ASSISTANT
Phono MhIii C1M
POUTI.AND
409-111 Aider Street
OUKOON
Rupert's Pharmacy
PHONE MAIN 6421
Everything New, Fresh and Up-To-Date.
We eol.c t your trade.
Purity pre-eminent. Pure Drugs
an important matter. Prescriptions
precisely prepared. Wo never sub
stitute. Perfumes of the highest
character. Wo want your confidence
460 Jefferson SI.
Corner Thlrteenlh St. Pnr-t Inrtrl Or
Opp. Uulllvanl's Grocery rOrUunU, W.
WESTERN SODA WORKS
JUC1IKM1CH A ntAMKIt, 1'ropa.
MnnufnetuiorH of Carbonated llovor-
n:w, Syrup'. Kxlrnct, Mineral AVntorx
nnd Clmiiiiigiio Cider. Solo dlstril-
utorsof SnluUllo Mineral Water.
1'hoiiu l'aelllu 171)3.
Olflct and ractcry. 204 Mill Street
PORTLAND. OREGON
GUR BRAND
Morse Collars
Knraiors, Tvituis'nrs nil Knrsaincn. took
lo inir ItiluriMl. Whfii In lu-eil ot llorso
CulUrs, tiny lliu lient tlio
SHARKEY COLLAR
It tins stuuil tlio tot ot vvnr Hint tesr unit
rlilnniu (or luunty jesrn. Ask your deslur
for them nmt Insist on hnvliiK tlio "bhsr
key." P. SHARKEY & SON
Portland, Oregon
FiirnifurGf Quality
We sell Quality good Fur
niture that i made from
Natural Wood, that willgive
atufaction under hard
wear. The tame will hold
good of our carpets and.
stoves. That's the kind we
sell. :::::::::
COVELL
FURNITURE CO.
184-186 FIRST
All the Credit You Want
The
SAVINGS BANK
of the
Title Guarantee
& Trust Company
PAYS
4 Per Cent
Yearly Interest
On Savings Accounts-
Interest Compounded SemMnnually
W, As0 p 4 f Clnl Intirstt
on Ceitificates of Deposit
And 3 Per Cent on Daily Balances
of Chick Accounts
Sam a Dollar Today an. ft
Will Work for YoiToiorrow
A Dunk Account is tlio first stop tr
ward liujiiiiean, proHpority and comfort
Hanking Hours, 0 a. in. to 4 p. in.;
KutunliiYH. u ft in. to 1 n. in. : Baturduv
evenings, 6. p, m. to 8 p, in,
DIRKOTOItB Win. M. IjkM, J.
Tliorlnirn ltors, T. T. iiiirkhart. Frank
M. Warren, Goorgo II. Hill.
OFFICER 8-J. Tliorbum Ross, I'reir.
ident; Georgo 11. Hill, Vlco President;
T. T. UiirkliHrt, Treasurer; John E.
Altchluon, Hecretury.
240 Washington Street
Corner Second
PORTLAND
OREGON
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