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PORTLAND NEW AGE
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1 Topics of I
I the Times I
Some people, ns soon ns they "get re
liglon," bc'Kln to talk about tho world
coming to an end.
A Milwaukee! woman is In trouble
beeiiuse she threw n clock ut her hus
band. It must have Htruck 1.
It would be n fine thing If Hurlmnlc
or Homebody else could develop n sen
BiitlonlcsH New York murder trial.
A correxpondent of tho New York
Herald thinks tho unemployed are liv
ing too easily. How does any one ex
pect the unemployed to live?
A learned suvant says earthquakes
are tho result of the sinister Influence
of Haturn. That looks like Just as good
a kuosb as any of the others.
Hetty Circuit's niece has been sued
for divorce, her husband alleging that
she Is n spendthrift. This seems to be
a caso lit which blood docs not tell.
An exchange expresses tho opinion
that the twentieth century will prove
to be woman's century. Htlll, sbo will
no doubt eriult us to share It with
her.
The German emperor celebrated hit
birthday by modifying the leze majesty
law. I)iidon correspondents will see
In this another covert blow at British
trade.
A man complained to tho pollco be
cause ho was held up and robbed of i-Ti
cents. Had ho been a fighting man, he
would have shown tho hlifhwayman no
yuartcr.
A scientist reports that cold feet In
dicate great Intellectual tKiwer and ac
tivity. The common supination that
cold feet Indicate unusual wpIcIiIiik in
clinations will probably continue, how
ever, to prevail.
When King Leopold heard that tho
Congo natives saved their money for
.the purpose of buyltiK wives, ho must
have been belter pleased with himself
for milking it Impossible for them to
avo any money,
It has been proposed that tho afal
fa plant bo adopted as the tloral em
blem of Oklahoma. Mistletoe has been
tho emblem of tho territory, but mistle
toe Is a parasite, and Is not npproprl
ntu to a rugged young state.
Mark Twain fears a monarchy Is
conduit, and 1'rcsldcut Kllot nays tho
monarch Is already here. In tho mean
time tho American nation Is Bteadjly
fencing ahead, the freest, greatest, best
mid safest republic tho world has ever
Known.
' Tho statistics showing that every per
son in tho United States consumed more
than half his weight lu sugar last year
must not bo taken too literally. Possi
bly some of tho lawmakers and Insur
ance men got a little more than their
statistical share.
I'ooplo generally don't realise what
n panacea fresh air Is. According to a
discussion lu tho New York Academy
of Medicine among the diseases which
fresh air Is said to euro are lusomulq,
anaemia, delirium, pneumonia, typhoid
nud all other fevers, tulKirculosIs of
the bono as well as of tho lungs and
almost every other classllled ailment.
Only In cases where subnormal temper
atures nro u feature Isatuo open-air
treatment questioned.
Homo dllllcult questions aro Mug
brought to the attention of tho bank
ruptcy courts. Tho caso of tho lady
who mortgaged her house to buy an au
tomobile Is now followed by that of tho
female bankrupt who could not pay her
rent, yet who paid ISO for n cat with
n pedigree, Instances like these cause
referees lu bankruptcy to become puz
tiled and dejected, yet they are all vari
ations upon the old story of tho family
that lauded lu the oorhouso because of
Its efforts to live up to a set of blue
china which had been presented by an
Ill-advised friend.
Tho rich have been getting bo much
richer for tho last teu years ami so
many of tho poor have got rich, too,
that it has got on tho nerves of tho
community. , Good friends all, let us not
worry unreasonably about that, but try
while tho sky is clear to saro up a little
dross for ourselves. lluslnoss never
stands still long. When It Is not get
ting better It Is getting ready to be
worse. Thone of us who live long
enough will survlvo this period of dis
tressful atnuence ami aro likely to see
concern about tho accumulations of oth
ers give way to anxieties about employ
ment and subsistence.
Thero nro soiuo ptiyslclans who any
that they are no longer obliged to an
swer night call and that no case, how
ever urgent, would drag them from bed.
Thus do they cast reproach on n most
honorable profession. To ono groaning
over tho duty of lending aid at an "un
seasonable" hour the answer might be
given that was made to tho nollcouim
In "Tho IMrates of INinxauco"; "You
should have thought of that boforo you
Joined tho force." Men, women and
children will not always bo considerate.
They will full sick at 1 lu tho morning.
Talus will not always wait for the sun.
Death has a tluo disregard for clocks
ud for house doom securely bolted
nnd -even provided with tho latest and
most Ingenious locks.
Rich American girls have at lastydls
coicred that their money Is sometimes
an obstacle to happy marriage with
sensible and promising young men. It
Is whispered that somo of tho wise ones
have formed a club to learn nud prac
tice tho churms of poverty. Tho young
man looking for diversion may be satis
fied to find It with tho girl who can
danco well and talk "Hiwrtlly" of foot
ball and dogs. Hut when he Is looking
for a wife ho must bo lured by other
qualities. .So tho club for l educing tho
hundlcap of riches gives Its members
a course of lessons lu tho accomplish
ments of being useful. For example, It
teaches them to darn stockings. Not
only must the holes be neatly llllcd, but
the girl must be tibia to do tho tunic
whllo the, young man Is calling, and to
look fiisclnatingly domestic in the act.
Tho heiress who Is willing to take her
chuuees of a happy llfo with a foreign
count mny not troublo herself nbout
housekeeping; but tho best American
man likes to be assured that his wife
can tako the place of the cook or tho
waitress or tho loundres. should emer
gency arise, and that she will be both
effective and delightful while sho does
so, Tho girl burdened with wealth cm
ploys a poor girl ,to teach her, not only
dlKh-wnshliig and bread-making but
amiability. "Tho rich girl," says tho
social philosopher, "Is often very un
certain lit her temper. Tho poor girl
must keep sweet-tempered or lose her
Job!" Bo the noble art of keeping still
under provocation is practised, and tho
passion for having the last word Is re
pressed. Tho truth is that all tho
charms and graces nro none too many
for "tho coming girl." If she Is poor,
sho mny acquire tho dainty habits and
tho refined taste of tho rich girl. If
she Is rich, she mny emulate tho ener
gy, tho optimism and the sweet temjier
of tho jwor girl. Until presently, tho
youth In search of n wife may safoly
choose her where ho will, sure that sho
will adorn nnd enrich any stntlon to
which It may plcoso God to call her.
How every tnto man and woman
loves tho name of home! How they
pity those who, from force of circum
stances, must hoard, oven tenitxirarlly.
Every newly mnrrled couple should set
up an establishment for themselves,
no matter how small It must be. Here
they must become acquainted with eacli
other; hero they mny spnt and kiss,
without comment or ndvlco from out
siders, for, safo to say, thero will lie
more disagreements nnd mistinder
Mtatidlugs, more tears and heartaches
tho first year than nny ono yenr nftor j
so, by nil means, live alone tho first
year. No matter how long, nor how
well, thn couple may havo known each
other beforo iimrrlago, It Is a strango
new path that they must travel now
they must adjust themselves to each
other's peculiarities; flguro out for
themselves tho ever perplexing ques
tion of dollars nud cents, nud, maybe,
teach a turkey apjietlto to render n
thankful "Amen" after n bacon sulll
elency. To each one will sometime
come tilts question: "Did I mako a mis
take lu marrying?" Let us hope that
love and faith mako answer: "All Is
well," nnd that these little differences,
with their necessary explanations, will
pave the way to complete understand
lug and perfect tnist, nud that tho sec
ond yenr, a loving glance, n gentlo hand
clasp, or a smile, will tnko tho place of
tho tearful explanations of tho past.
Do not cheat yourself out of tho pleas
uro and luxury of owning your own
homo tho fact that It U cheaper
counts llttlo bcsldo the Increased happi
ness It brings to tho owners. Each
now leaf, each blossom, Is nature's lav
ish thanks for caro received. Tho
home-making of a loving couple Is the
hnpplest time In life, nud the couple
who would forego tho pleasures of
homo .for tho so-called advantages of a
hoarding house, Is very short sighted.
No banrdlng house can ho home. It Is
well for children that most boarding
houses refuse to receive them, thus
forcing tho parents Into making a homo
for them. In your own home, you nro
a great man, lu a (warding house n
married man Is a nonentity, nud tho
single man n waif. In Justice to your
self, mako a home.
A Wonder.
A number of military men In n Wash
ington hotel were giving an account of
an Incident of tho civil war. A quiet
man who stood by at lust said:
"Gentlemen, I happened to be there,
nnd might bo ablo to refresh your mem
ory as to what took place In reference
to tho event Just narrated."
Tho hotel keeper said to him :
"Sir, what might hart been your
rank?"
"I waa a private."
Next day the quiet man, aa he waa
about to depart, asked for hU bill.
"Not a cent, air; not a cent," an
swered the proprietor. "You aro the
very flrat private I ever met"
A Morsstaar Bob.
Don't you sigh, believers, wld de trouble
a
in yo soui, I
Do worP won't quit de rollln' kase you
tell It not ter roll I
Dar'a all de Joy a-comln' what da arms
r vou kin hoi' I
De hilltop la ahlnln' wld de tuawnla' I
Atlanta Constitution.
A rirv.
Ho What doe that klnetoacopa pic
ture of that scenery make you think
oft
She Why, It's for all the world like
the trip wo Just took to Europe De
troit Free Preae.
Don't be too hard on the poor poet
lie U aot reepwuibk for bit Wrtk
We Cater Specially to the Small Buyer
UNIVERSAL SUPPLY HOUSE
Delicatessen and Groceries
Home Cooking a Specialty. Try Our
Home Made Ftcs
Pioae Eiit 592t 3' E. Burntldt St.. Hm Union Art.
WILLIAMS & SWANK
STAPLE & FANCY GROCERIES
fresh fruit and Vegetables, Teas and Cotfees
Tuluiiholio Knt lHtf
2H I.nrnbee Street l'OKTI.ANI), OKK'iON
EUREKA MARKET
lIKXItY IWSSHKNDKK, Prop.
Choico Fresh and Cured
Moats. Fish and Poultry
I'linno Jlnlli'iiBI
Co. 14th and Glisan, Portland, Or
J. B. SIMMONS
Choice Staple and Fancy Groceries
CIGARS, TOBACCO AND CONFECTIONERY
Delivered lo All Puts of the City.
463 Glisan St. Tel. Pacific 1 99
McGUIRE & TAYLOR
Staple and Fancy Groceries
35 Grand Avenue
Phone East 2G29 PORTLAND, OR.
NOB HILL MARKET
A. HCI10I.., Proprietor.
Fresh, Cured and Smoked Meats
Sausage and Poultry
Ttl. Main 818 Cor. 21st and Irvlnj Streets
D. BREEDLOVE & SON.
GROCERS
361 East SoventhSt., cor. Stephen
Phone East 768 PORTLAND, OR.
Price Itenxnnnblu HntMiictlim Ounrnnleecl
A. NICHOLSON
HtifroMir in K, WI.NKI.KMAH
Ladles' and Gent's Tailoring
ClenliliiK, Pressing snil ItepslrliiR
Phono Pat'lilCiOiO ll'i Nineteenth Street
J. J. MEYERS
Fancy Groceries, Bakery Goods, Cigars and
Tobaccos, Ice Cream and Confectionery
Order Delhcreil Promptly
Phono WoihIIkuii 3W
760 Mlultnlppl Ave. POKTI.AND, OHKOON
Murray Levy Drug Co.
DISPENSING CHEMISTS
Phono Paollle2tK7 13th it Wiuhlnnton flitocts
POKTI.AXI), OltKQON
T. J. Concannon & Sons
Lewis & Clark Grocery
Phone Pacini) 312! woTliurmnn S(.,ror. 'Jllh
POItTLANll, OIIKUO.V
M. E. PUGH
Fancy & Staple Groceries
Phone East 440
447 Union Avenue, North
PORTLAND OREGON
WE ROAST OUR OWN COFFEE
SULLIVAN & KRUCGER
Phono Main 18i
Dealers in Staple and Fanoy
GROCERIES
Teas, Coffees and Spices
Sixteenth and Glisan Sts.
Iiee Delivery PORTLAND, ORE.
COOK MOTOR' GAR GO.
Penlem In
High Grade AuK mobiles
Fifteenth and Washington Sts
PORTLAND, OREGON
l'houo Partita 931
407 Stems lhill.lln
H0LBR00K & LEVEEN
Tailors for Men
150 Sixth St., cor Morrison
PORTLAND
OREGON
Finest Made
Adams fire Proof Stove
Blacking. No odor.
More durable. Only
blacking made that will
remain on Air Tight
heaters.
FOR SAI F RV Al I nFAl FUS
.rUK 3ALC DY LL UCL"
HALL PHARMACY CO.
Telephone East 873
Union Avenue and Tillamook Street
PORTLAND . OREGON
Nob Hill Pharmacy
UU.J.J. KISHKlt. Prop.
Drugs and Toilet Articles.
Prescriptions Accurately Compounded
C80 Glisan Street Tel. Main 845
ELEGANT FLORAL PIECES
and Cut Howcrs. Garden Plants and
lloiiso Plants. Very reasonable.
GUSTAVE J. eUMHARDT, Florist
1 12 Twenejr-tfilrd St. Phone Main 603. Portland, Ore.
A. CORRIGAN
Barton, Or., Clackamas River
Best Fishing and Hunting Grounds
in the Northwest
LOUIS SCHUMACHER
FURRIER
Furs Itcmodokd into Latest Style.
lions, 8 nil's, Tics, for lots limn nt
any other place.
185 Madison Street
W. It. Williams Al Cleveland
FASHION STABLES
Hacks, Livery, Boarding
Twentieth and Washington Sts.
West End Exposition Bide.
rlione Mnln 43 PORTLAND, OREGON
SCHWIND & BAUER
Shoo Repairing
Mnclilnunm! Ilantl. Only (looilrcar Mschlno
In Our City. Plioen tiiiulu to Order.
Hlioea Cnllcd (or nnd Delivered.
Telephone PncllloIttW.
V!i Ysmlilll 8treet PORTLAND. OltEdON
The Portland Hat Works
Mniiiifnoturer of
FINE SOFT AND STIFF HATS
Hals Pyeil, Cleaned nnd Worked. Ouripo
rlnltyi Pnnnniiui Cleaned and Illeachcd,
aiU Alder 81.. bet. Heroin! and Third.
llrnnrhi KtX Wnahlngton Bt. Portland, Or.
ARTHUR L,AVY
rurnlahtr and Hatter
"HB MAKES SHIRTS"
486 W aldington Bt., Oppoilto llclllg't Theater
PORTLAND, OREGON
THE HOUSE THAT GIVES YOU k SQUARE DEAL
A. It. .KLLAH
N. L. MUKL1.KH
Zellar & Mueller
FURNITURE
A Full Line of Stoves & Ranges
SEC US, WE HAVE WHAT YOU WANT
Phone Cast 4457
535 Williams Ave,, Portland, Ore
PICTURES niAMFJ)
fVRNlTlIKE REPAIRED
ni0.1E EAST 3S49
RES. PHONE EAST 2112
H. G SCHROEDER
The Albliu
HOUSE FURNISHER
HOUSES FURNISHED COMPLETE
CASH OR INSTALLMENTS
UNDERTAKING AND EMBALMING
244, 246, 248 Russell St., PORTLAND
COURTNEY MUSIC CO.
'Band Instrument
Stringed Instruments
Phonographs
Cheap for Cath or Easy Payments.
Latest Popular Songs and Music
25c, Five for $1, postpaid.
10-Cent Sheet Music
Postpaid. Standard Classical and
Popular Sheet Music, 10c.
88 North Third St., Portland, Or.
MALL & VON BORSTCL
ReSUtNT AGfNTS
Real Estate mmJ financial Agents
OCRMAN AUIANCe INSURANCE ASSOCIATION
OfNawYork. Capital $1,900,000
CONFLAGRATION PKOOK-AI1 8. F. loatea
paid In full. Statement after payment ofH.
F, 1omi: Aueli, 113,537,80(3; Surplus to poller
holders, orer 17,600,000.
AOKNTtt Molladay J'ark Borond Addition;
Manning's Addition; York Addition: Sulll.
van's Addition; W.W, McOulre's Addition j
Nicholson Addition.
104 Stcoad
Si
riii
LiMibtr Eichaaac Bid.
louo Malu 1436
392 East Burns! St.,
l'tioue at 1W
THE
Continental Casualty Co.
of. Chicago, Illinois.
Paid-up Capital 0300(000
Northwestern Department
503-4 Lumbar Exchange BMf.,
PORTLAND, ONCGON
The largest company in the world
doing a strictly health and accident
buaincea. Over (5,000,000 paid on
claims to It. It. mon alone. Writes all
..l.un.kj rt ami totaa rr nil tlm fl IfFttrAYlt i"it
VlrrV U J'WtvUB vil miv oiava w-
cupAtlona. includtnv: tho popular 1 a
niOIllfl pUllUVa V;ttH HI .HUUIIUOUI I'llUliv
ii a un.l W.k Will u trlflii tit ox nl ft in tha
different plaus. iUipne Main 4S9S,
For fliio Wines sml Liquors, cull at
THE WEST
0. liUlUUs, I'rop.
Fine wines, Liquors and Cigars
Phono Pacific 1906 "
235 N. Fourteenth Bt. 1'OIITI.AKD, OltE.
NEW ALBINA CAFE
PATTERiON L McDOUGALL. Propi.
Fine Wines & Liquors
The Old Corner
Cor. RusboII Av. & Alblna St.
Phone East 4386 Portland, Ore.
LODELL'S PLACE
A. K. l.ODKM,, Proprietor
Fine Wines, Liquors and Cigars
WEINMARD'S BEER
Telephone I'nelflp pisi
414 North Nineteenth 81.
PORTLAND, OR.
Pioneer Soda Works
ciu.vi)i:r, iiuoB. ,t co,
Jlnmift'liitcrs of
SODA WATER, EXTRACTS, SYRUPS, ETC.
Factory, 416 Water Street
Telephone, Main 2306
1'OItTI.ANI)
OREaON'
Crane Bottle Co.
Wholoialo Dealers In
BOTTLES
Carry tho lnrg. nt ttock of llottlcs on
tho I'ncillc Const. Mail Order ship
ments given prompt attention
Office, 14th and Couch Sts.
PORTLAND, OREGON
STAR BREWERY
NORTHERN BREWERY CO.
Brewers and Bottlers of
HOP GOLD
PORTLAND OFFICE:
Corner East Third and Burnslde Streets
"The Judge Demands the Best"
LA TOCO
Key Test Cigar
EL PATERNO
Ten-Cent Leader
SIOHT DRAFT
King of Five-Cent Cigar
W. S. Conrad
Minneapolis!
Ht. Paul
Distributor
iMxvvijaK Amtmmfsmmtr
PEERLESS SODA CRACKERS
AND
MAZAMA BISCUITS
Ask your grocer for thorn and tnko no
other kind if you want tho best.
THETOKEPOIHTOISTERCO.
29 Second St., Portland, Or.
Tlphono MAIN e93
Sole Growers of the Celebreted
Toke PointOysters
An Kastern Oyster Transplants
and grown on our bads at
TOKELAND, WASHINGTON
UNlfQUAr,KD IN FLAVOR
AND KKBSHNKSa"
Cannery at South Bend, Wash.
Wholeaale Dealers In All Varietlea
of Native Oysters.
q SPICES, o
COFFEE.TEA
BAKINO POWDCH,
FUkVORlfWaTWkCTS
sUfahiNNrity. FliitrTaVr.
VtttShh.OjAHtfrkei
aOSSETftDCYOS
torruu4o,oMr.oM.
.-stfsik ?
PORTLAND COFFEE & SPICE CO.
Importers and Manufacturers
Tea, Coffee. Spices, Extracts
and Baking Powder
24 ann 26 Front Street
PORTLAND, OREGON'
Lewis & Clark Cigar Co.
CIGAR MANUFACTURERS
Ask for tho Celebrated
Lewis & Clark Cigar I2c
Sacajawea 10c
UNION MADE
Phone Pacific 2263
PORTLAND
KING & GJXMOrtE
Telephone UNION 4008
Real Estate
Dealers
Everything in the
Best Properties
Jersey Street
ST. JOHNS, OREGON
H. HENDERSON
Real Estate
I08'u Jersey Street, ST. JOHNS, OREGON.
I havo choico IhiBincasnnd Rosidonco
Trncts in nil purls of tiio city.
Corr. Hioiulcnco solicited from noil
tt'siduiit ow'norH of property or thoBo-
fookliifj in vestments Hero.
ABBETT
All Kinds of Galvanized Iron
and Tin Work a Specialty
ALL WORK GUARANTEED NOT TO LEAK.'
Agent for
Quaker Mfg. Co.'s Steel Furnaces
149 Union Avo. North
Shop Phono Knst 0177
Itesidenco Phono Knst 18G3-
J
JAMESTOWN, N. D. j
The Seiler Co.
OSCAR J. SEILER. AttorneyatUw
President
Paid Up Capital and Surplus $35,000
Collections
Investments
Real Estate
Jamestown, North Dakota
1IY HAIL ANI WATKIt
Columbia River Scenery
V23l
REGULATOR
LIRE
The excursion steamer "BAILEY
GATZKK I" innkes round trips to CAS
CADE LOCKK every Sunday, leaving
POHTLANI) at 9 a. m., returning ar
rives 0 p. in.
Daily service between Portland and
Tho Dalles, , except Sunday, leaving
Portland at 7 a. in,, arriving about 6 p.
in., carrying freight and panseugera.
Splendid accommodations for outfits
and livestock.
Dock foot of Alder street Portland
foot of Court streat, The Dalles. Tele
phone Main 014. Portland,
A
STQRU & COLUMBU
RIVER RULROID CO.
Two sinHoH Possefiger Ms Doily
WITH
THROUGH PARLOR CARS
BCTWMM
Pirtlaiid, Istiria i Setsiie
fm R x
LetTs ckiom Dire. -ArriTee.
.-or UsTgers, lUln. ""
Dsllr ter, CUtskanle Uslly.
(:00a.m. We.lrorl.Clllton, lt:io a. to.
Asluria, Warren,
ton, Flarel, (ler.
hart t'srk nd Sea
side. Attotla A Seashore
hipttM Dallr,
7:00 p. m. Anuria Kxpresa :0 p. to.
Dally.
;. A. 8TEWAHT. i. C. MAYO,
Couu'l Agt.. 218 Alder 81 a, IT, 4 I'. A
Telephone Mala 90S.
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