THE HCEW AGE, PORTLAND, OREGON
tghsXhWsTiiffiitMh 4UMyMMMMk
I TOPICS OF
1 THE TIMES
Ilaro you quit trying to keep track
ef the lnnd frauds?
A woman CO year old In mid to be
cutting her fourth net of natural teeth.
Shouldn't It bo unnatural?
It Id claimed that a bat hni lived
In a denied vault for KHJ yearn. It
tuiiHt have been of the brick variety.
Mr. Fielding Iiiih put leinona on tho
free llHt. Tho trade wan Buffering, and
ho tamo to the rescue a case of lemon
nld.
tbmogh 'erainary "Wives do not Issue PASTEURIZED DAIRY -COMPANY, Inc. For fine wine ami Uquon, oil at
bulletin .they do -nurse both husbands
and children .through many Illnesses.
Gen. Bhnfter'a death has recalled to
the public memory llttlo but criticism, too Ruiacll street
Tho man's real achievements h.ive been
rtsteurltcd Milk, crenm; Butter, Ekm,
Cottage Cheese, Cheese, Iluttor ill Ik.
QUALITY ICE CRKAM
Milk 4 per cent guaranteed
I'houo Kast KKfl
1'OimVAKD, OREGON N rourtccnth ,,
THE WEST
O. UURH1S, Prop.
Fine wines, Liquors and Cigars
riionc i'aeifle two
I'OKTlXVI), ORE.
ELDERBRAU grotto PORTUND COFFEE & SPICE CO.
KHICK80N & I1E110, I'ropa.
Fine Wines, Liquors and Cigars i
54 Sixth Street
PORTLAND, ORE.
all but forgotten In tho resentment over nouPul0e2Ht
what seemed, a needless loss of life In
tho Spanish war. It Is truo tlint Shar
tcr exhibited an unfortunate lack of
experience and skill In tho protectlvo
flldo of warfaro; but It may bo qucs
Wotk Don On Snort ITotk
The Never Regret
Cleaning and Pressing Parlor
Cleaning, Treeing, Dyeing and;llcpalrlng.
filcnrn nml French Pry Cleaning a Hticelalty.
CJnl. It. ....... I l I. It. ... tt'.l. '
ouhb i l.9i,v irniiu 1 uu Maid
tloned whether any other American , 132 N. SUth street, PORTLAND, OREGON
A man ban been arrested for trying
to throw his mother-in-law Into the riv
er. Evidently IiIm Idea was to drowu his
sorrow.
Senator HnnNbiotigh of North Dako
ta thlnkH wo aro threatened with na
tional nervous prostration. Pick your
sanatorium early.
Tho way to worry a man Is to say
thcro Is probably no truth In tho
charges agalust him and icecp right on
digging Into them.
Prof. J. 0. Adaml's assertion that
man Is largely composed of pure soap
Is likely to strengthen the avcrugo
hobo's aversion to water.
Thorn who believe In Spartan meth
ods of "hardening" children might re
flect that there Is no hardness like unto
that which marks the absenco of life.
Tho nnino of a woman was drawn
from thu Jury wheel In Washington,
but she was promptly excused. Resides
being of tho wrong sex, sue was qulto
Intelligent.
commanding olllcer of that day would
have dono bettor In coping, unprepared,
with tho real enemies, cllmnt", b.id
food and fovcr, says Itldgway'9 weekly.
And, In xplte of all, In I1L1 surly, tact
less, patient fashion ho did what bo
was sent to do tin Cuba. This habit of
performing .tho allotedtask was tho
keynote of flhaftcr's character In his
many yearn of Invariably Bi.ccoisfiil
and vnlunblo Indian campaigning, dur
ing which tbe public never heard of
him. It was his mlsfortuno tint hta
brilliant successes should h:iv? been lie
compllRhed In tho obscure pin cos of tho
on rtb; his rrors committed In tho
blnzo of tho limelight Whatever tho
public, fickle and often ungrateful, may
think of him, his fellows In the ricrvlco
will remember him with honor us 1
brave, honest, sincere and gonurully elll
clcnt public servant.
Michigan ' ' Company
It, CRAW, Proprlotor
Phone East 2800 154 Grand Avenue
NEW ALBINA CAFE
PATTERSON k McDOUGALL, Propi.
Fine Wines & Liquors
The Old Corner
Cor. Russell Av. St Albina' St.
Phone East 4386 Portland, Ore.
Ericson Undertaking Co.
Incorporated
Funeral Directors and Embalmers
LADY ASSISTANT
Owing to tho fact that Xing Leopold
has bushy white whiskers It will bo
hard to ever convince thu jeoplo of tho
Congo country that Hauta Cluus Is a
good man.
Tho opponents of free congressional
seeds aro making another strong light
Can't make them believe that tho pros
perity of tho country Is grown from
free seeds.
Now n Chicago man has offered
Count Itonl n Job an chauffeur at 2r,000
fniucs a year, That ouht to suit htm
down to tho ground, since ho Is used to
living n fast life.
Explorer Peary attributes tils fail
ure to reach tho hi)m to tho wonther.
Just as soon as they hitvo a tropical
season up there we look for Peary lo
put a cnbbage tear In his hat und push
forward to victory.
To obllgo a woman. a,'J70 wmtorn
tmsliu'NH men signed n petition without
reaillng It ami luivo mado IheniHelveH
liable for a total stun of tj.HMVJOO. Cits
slo Chitdwlek will find plenty of them
left when alio gets out of tho pvnltcn-'tlary.
Thcro aro still homo jwrsons who aro
not anxious to have nil automobile.
Two well-known residents of Madrid
startetl from that city on a Journey to
Paris last month 'mounted 011 asses, In
protest against the reckless speed of
tho automobile-drivers. I.'ach iikm was
named after a noted auto-maker, anil
tho riders carried banners Inscribed.
"Donkeys nro better than automobiles."
Tho percentage of pooplo fn a largo
city who havo any knowledge nt llrst
hand of government reports and bulle
tins U exceedingly small, nut the gov
ernment printing olllcc turns the docu
ments out In great number, and they
contain much useful Information. WJien
tho President spoke In his message of
tho help tho Agricultural Department
Is to tho farmers ho might have refer
red to some of this literature, which
covers a great rango of subjects. Not
only Is agrlctilturo proper dlsomsed,
but hero Is "Modern Conveniences for
the Farm Home," which Is significant
both of a paternal Interest In the farm
er and of the changes for tho belter
that aro going on In farm life. First
there Is n disquisition on tho water
supply, with many sanitary sugges
tions, and hints as to mechanical de
vices for distributing tho waer through
the house. Then there Is a discussion
of tho location of tho house and of cel
lar building, and an elaborate treatise
on tho question of plumbing, taking In
laundry and sink arrangements, heat
ing apparatus and hot wator circula
tion, tho bathroom, lavatory and closet,
and giving careful Instructions for tho
disposal of sewage. This li followed
by directions for tho disposal of ashes,
gartmgo and miscellaneous re'u-w, and
by a dissertation on heating systems,
after which examples aro gMcu of
homes whero modern conveniences havo
been Installed, and also hints on tho
possibility of Introducing them Into
houses already built. Such a bulletin
must havo ivr.no liitluciico In spreading
tho desire for homo comforts, and
thoughwnauy farmers may still 'ag bo
hind, tho Installation of tho conven
iences has really gone on rapidly, Thcro
aro farm homes, genuine farm houses,
built anil equipped nut of 'arm money,
as well supplied with them in tho best
city residence They would astonish
those who after years of desertion ro
member only the dWcomforts of farm
life, and what with such .mprnvements
and tho trolley and tho telephone tho
movement "back to tho soil" may gather
considerable lmjctus.
Phono Main C133
PORTLAND
409-411 Alder 8treet
OREO ON
LO DELL'S PLACE
A. E. LODELL, Proprietor
Fine Wines, Liquors and Cigars
WEINHARD'S BEER
Telephone: I'ncllle KWI
411 .North Nineteenth St.
MAIN 4402
WESTERN SODA WORKS
JUCIIEM1CH A CRAMER, Props.
Manufacturers of Carbonated Cover
ages, Svrtipo, Kxiraet-, Mineral Waters
ami L limn pnpii'! uiuer. roie tiibtriu
utorsof fcVdnillc M nernl Water.
Phono Pacillc 17011.
Office and Factory, 204 Mill Street
PORTLAND, OREGON
Importers and Manufacturers
Tea, Coffee. Spices, Extracts
and Baking Powder
24 ann 26 Front Street
PORTLAND, OREGON
PORTLAND, OR.
Pioneer Soda Works
OU.NDEL 1IROH. t CO.
Manufacturers ot
SODA WATER, EXTRACTS, SYRUPS, ETC.
Factory, 416 Water Street
Telephone, Main 2.W0
THE BUREAU SALOON
FRANK HOFFMAN, Proprietor
Choicest Imported and Domestic
Wines, Liquors and Ggars
Telcphono Main MOO
Fouthcut Corner First and Morrison
PORTLAND ORKQON
PORTLAND
OHKOON
Crane Bottle Co.
Wholesalo Dealers In
BOTTLES
A. H. Willett & Co.
Wholesalo and Retail
OROCERS
Special Prlcea to Restaurants
Prompt Delivery
Phone East 283
128 Grand Avenue
B. Washington, Prop. L. Wilkinson, Manager
The Alpha
Fine Wines, Liquors & Clears
NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS
Headquarter! for Railroad and All Pro
fesalonul People.
Phone Pacific 151
101 N. Park St., PORTLAND, OREGON
Carry tho largist stock of Bottles on
the Pacillc Coast. Mail Order ship
ments given prompt attention-
Office, 14th and Couch Sts.
PORTLAND, OREGON
STAR BREWERY
NORTHERN BREWERY CO.
Brewers and Bottlers of
HOP GOLD
PORTLAND OFFICE:
Corner East Third and Burnslde Streets
A. H. Griswold
Successor toOItlSWOLD A P1IE0I.EY
TAILOR
The Judge Demands the Best"
LA TOCO
Ky Wert Cigar"
EL PATERNO
Ten-Cent Leader
SIGHT DRAFT
King of Five-Cent Cigars
MlnnonpoIlM
ME. I'ltUI
W. S. Conrad
Distributor
No Drnnoh Stors
131 Sixth St. PORTLAND, OREGON
Thero la n good deal of talk nt tlmea
about Urltlah conservatism In business
matters, hut they aro not hair its hack
ward In aomo matters as Americans,
who pltiiuo themselves on tholr gonhoaib
ItlveneBH, From present apiiearnncea
tho agitation In England over the adop
tion of tho metric system Is likely to
bear fruit much sooner In that country
than In tho United States. Tho old
argument nitout tho dlllleulty of ad
justing accepted stuiidarda to tho me
tric system la found to ho less formid
able than represented and many big
firms have, its a matter of Individual
enterprise, prepared tables which will
penult the prompt translation into me
tric terms of their products.
A law amount of pioneer work still
Invites tho explorer, for many of the
unknown areas havo much territorial
extent. In tho Amnion basin, for ex
ample, three of these regions nro each
much larger than all of our New Rug.
laud States. Ouo unknown area In
Northwest Alaska Is nearly as largo
as New England und the Sahara has
two areas In black that are each twlco
as large and another three times as
largo as New England. Asia still hits
several of these vast mysterious spaces
and the solid chunk of the unknown In
New Ouluea, the largest Island In the
world exceptlug Urvenland, would swal
low up New Kughind and leave a black
border all around It.
Not every wife can Issue a bulletin
to the press concerning the stato of
her husband's health ami sign It "house
physlclau and inmlltled nurse," as tho
Queen of ltoumanla has dono. King
Carol has been III for a year, and In
recent mouths has been In extreme pain.
The tpjeeu, In her bulletin, signed "Dr.
Carmen Sylva," says, "I jealously In
sist on sharing no part of his nursing
with any one else, und I never lmd a
better patient, it la a pity no one can
glance tit the pence of this slck-clmm.
ber," She has had previous experience
ns a nurse, for In the Itusxo-Turklsh
war of 1877-8 she devoted herself to
the care of the wouuded soldiers. Al-
MISSING TIDE LOCAL NEWS. X
Miss Cumnock was a district visitor,
who went about her work with tho
Ha mo IndlHcrlmluatliiK enthusiasm
which carried her through l.erotlir
social and philanthropic enterprises,
Sho found at the outset ouo of tho
keenest old women It had ever boon her
lot to meet, who unfortuuntoly had
never learned to read or wrlto.
"I shall go to that poor soul tlieo
times a week," she announced to her
family, "and I shall read her nil the
news of thu day and some of tho best
books. She will appreciate everything."
At tho close of ouu of Miss Cum
nock's long afternoons of reading the
minister hnpcucU In to see Mrs. Hlg.
gins.
"I suposo you've been enjoying a de
lightful hour together," said the min
ister, and Mlsa Cumnock, clasping n
pile of newspapers and a book with
fervor, auswered him.
"We've had a lovely afternoon I" she
said, eagerly. "Lovely! And now
you'vo come to put tho finishing touch
to It Good-by, Mrs. lllgglusl"
"Good-byl" said the old woman? and
then aa the door closed she turned her
bright eyes to the minister.
'Can't ye help a body out of a
hole?" alio asked him. "Tli every
day In tho week but 8undnya she
cornea now. Sho means well, and I'm
enduring It as best I can, but wltllo
I'm being Informed what all the
world'a doing, and following every
nvoventent o them Koayfolt children,
tho McCarthy twins and the rest o
Pearson's place nre getting away from
me, an' I never henrd o' the llallorau
baby's teeth till thero was three o
them In his mouth."
OUR BRAND
Horse Collars
Farmers, Trams'xri attt Horsemen, look
to jour interest, Wliun In need ol llorse
Collars, buy the beat the
SHARKEY COLLAR
It has stood tho test ol near and tear and
climate for twenty jears. Ask your dralt-r
for them and Insist on having tho "Soar.
key."
P. SHARKEY & SON
Portland, Oregon
V 0
FlovB
AuMotulral Corrvotnvaa,
Mamma Why, what's tlw matter,
wiuier
Wllllo I r-klcked Georgle, an' be
r-klckcd mo back.
Georgle No. mamma, I didn't kick
his back 1 kicked his legs. Clove
land Plain Dealer.
Glrla are fond of attention, married Multiplies Evfiiy YeW
women are foud of couteutlou. '
Tl.AlMr. ob
OLYMPIC.
A Flour Whose
Best Endorsement
Is the Fact that the
Number of People Who
Use It
x'V'
..& .-- - - "-k
iW3sV?ku.tittk jMt&msm&
PEERLESS SODA CRACKERS
MAZAMA BISCUITS
Ask your grocer for them and take no
other kind it you want tho best.
THE TGXE POINT OYSTER CO.
29 Second St., Portland, Or.
Twluplionu MAIN e03
Soli Crowars of thi Cilihritid
Toke Point Oysters
An K astern Oyster Transplanted
and grown on our Wit at
TOKELAND, WASHINOTON
"UNKQUA1.EP IN KLAVOK
AND FllKSIlNKBa"
Cannery at South Bend, Wash.,
Wholesale Dealers In All Varieties
of Native Oybters.
START 1907 RIGHT
Begin Willi Electric Light
IT IS CHEAPER
Make 1907 an ELECTRIC year J
in your HOUSEHOLD as well as
in your Store, and enjoy the con
veniences, the labor saving, the
healthfulncss, the safety, the
economy and the prosperity that
attends the use of ELECTRICITY.
FREE LAMP RENEWALS-The
Company will henceforth furnish
free of charge, to meter custom
ers, new Edison base lamps of 4
8, 16, 32 and 50, candle power,
in exchange for old lamps, here
tofore furnished by the Company.
Lanip renewals will be made at
Nos. 147-49 Seventh St. ONLY.
FREE LAMP RENEWALS mean
better light, and is EQUAL TO A
SUBSTANTIAL REDUCTION IN
THE COST OF LIGHTING.
For information call Main 6688
Portland Railway, Light
& Power Company
FIRST & ALDER STREETS
Lewis & Clark Cigar Co.
CIGAR MANUFACTURERS
Ask for thu Celebrated
Lewis & Clark Cigar - I2c
Sacajawea 10c
UNION MADE
Phone Pacific 2263
PORTLAND
KING & GILMORE
Telcphono UNION 40C8
Real Estate
Dealers
Everything in the
Best Properties
Jersey Street
ST. JOHNS. OREGON
H. HENDERSON
Real Estate
H08M Jersey Street, ST. JOHNS, OREGON
I havo cliolco IlnslncBS and Hcsltlenco
Tracts in all parts o1 tho eity.
Corr fiiomlcnco solicited from non
tvnldcnt ONMiorn of property or tlioso
recking investments hero.
The
SAVINGS BANK
of the
Title Guarantee
& Trust Company
PAYS
4 Per Cent
Yearly Interest
On Savings Accounts
ABBETT
Jill Kinds of Galvanized Iron
and Tin Work a Specialty
All WORK GUARANTEED NOT TO LEAK
Agent for
Quaker Mfg. Co.'s Sleel Furnaces
440 Union Ave. North
Shop Phono Kust 0177 v
ltoHidcnco Phono East 1809.
: JAMESTOWN. N. D.
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The Seiler Cx
OSCAR J. SEILER. AttorneyatiUw
President
Paid Up Capital and Surplus $35,000'
Collections
Investments
Real Estate
Jamestown, North Dakota
ltV KAIL AM) WATK.lt
Columbia River Scenery
REGULATOR
LINE
(vES
BEVFlft
Tho excursion ateamer " BAILEY
OATZKK I " makes round trips to CAS
CADE LOCKS everv Sunday. lenvliiL-
rnrirr t r '
Intaroct Onmnni.ndnd Onml Asimiillu ' '"" ' ." a w . roiuriling ar-
iiiidisi uuiiiuuuiiugu ticiiirniiiiuaii rives u p, m.
in si n-'jn nils ' Dally service between Portland and
Wl AlSO PaV 4 Per Cent IMereSt Thu Palloc, except Sunday, leavlne
n n.4!. .f n....ti I lmand 7 ". arriving about 5 p.
uu uciiinuaico oi uspan
And 3 Per Cent on Daily Balances
of Check Accounts
O SPICES, o
COFFEE,TEA,
AKINO POWDER,
rUWWhO EXTRACTS
AMuNNity, Fint5tFIvr,
OmitH Stuniyll.ftt&MivUiefrkd
CLOSSET&DEVERS
PORTLAND. 0CCON.
V I 1ZZJLZZ1 J
Sare a Dollar Today and H
Will Work for YovToiorrtw
A Panic Account is the first step to
ward happiness, prosperity and comfort
Hanking Hours, 0 a. in. to 4 p. m. ;
Saturdays, U a in. to 1 p. m. ; Saturday
evenings, 6. p. m. to 8 p. in.
DIRECTORS Win, M. Ladd, J.
Thorburn Ron, T. T. llnrkhart, Frank
M. Warren, George II. Hill.
OFFICERS-J. thorburn Ross, Pres
ident; Georiro II. Hill, Vice President;
T. T. Burkh.irt, Treasurer; John E.
Aitchteou, Stcrctary,
240 Washington Street
Corner Second
in,, carrying (relent nml napsenuers.
Splendd accommodations tor outfits
and livestock.
Dock foot of Alder street Portland;
foot of Court "treat, Tiio Dalles, Tele
phone Main 014. Portland.
PORTLAND
OREGON
A STORU & C6LUMBEI
A RIVtFI RA1LR01D CO.
ii sii Mm lie Dtt
WITH
THROUGH PARLOR CARS
CTWMN
Ptrttaii. istfrii t Seaside
Letvei cnion parov Arrirei.
or iUTgers, Kiln- "
Pslly lfr.CUtskr.nle Dallf.
8:00a.m. vtport,cii(ton, nut) . m.
Astorik, Wnrren.
ton, Klarel, Oer.
bartfs.rkkud:ck
side.
Astoria A 8eashor
Express Halljr.
7:00p.m. Astoria Express) 9: to p.m.
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!. A. BTKWART, J. a MAYO,
Couu'l Agt., J4S Alder Bt U, F. A J'. A
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