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. .--wMWvwr,. ',? I r I H UXLU kL ' "tuiii w i,' & & Yco0Mt PE-RU-NA m FOR CATARRH t OFTHE HEAD THROAT 1 LUNGS STOMACH uwntio.DLAuut" ig AND . PELVIC llnr Dlvorrn 1'iirllon, "Mm, Jones Jimt Kt n dlvorco from tier liiiHliniul for throwing salad In her taw," Bitli) ono. "Did she get alimony?" naked the other. "No," refilled the first "She got the suilad." Now York 1'reos, W. L. DOUGLAS 3.50&'3.00 Shoes tT IN THI WORLD W-LOougtM $4 Gill Edge line. annoipeequaiieaaunjpucay IV .VoV,irj W.,. DoiiiiLa' Job. MnK lluuee It Hi mud ouuiiori hi ikis i-oumrr i i SHOES roil KVEKYDOOY AT ALL WUCE8. Man's Ulinoa, 10 10 SI.S0. llora' Shoea. (3 lofl.VB. Woman's Shoes. OC1 to Pl.pu. JUl.ua' oa Utill.lreil'a Hlicwa. fj Uo In jl.OO. Trv V. ln llini;lu Women's. Aliases Mild jlilldrn'i klinvai for etjle, lit Hiitl wear I hoy on'ol iillmr iiiuUoe. II I could take you Into my large factories at Brockton, Alnss.,and show you how carefully W.L. Douglas shoes re made, you would then understand tvhy thoy hold tlielr.shnpc, fit better, vear longer, and are ol greater value than any other make. Wherever you live, you ran obtain W. L. Douglas alioci. III name anj price l stamned an llic buttoni, which protects you against high price anJ Interior shoes, Tnki no tuhitlt mule. Ask ourdealer lorV.L.louglesshos ssnd Intltt upon having them. fait Clurlu0ltttuitT: tktv will not mar entity. ,' Write lor llliiitralrd Catnlogot Call Stylet. , W. U U0U01.AS, Ocpt. I J, Hrockton, Maas, P. N.U. No. 46-06 w II KN wrltlnit to mlvertlsors plouss iiiKiiiinu una iiiir. b ft '.Hy iSfi. f A. W X r t-Jiuiog 1 1 rau i fJnf i T, lis 1 ijL T laaTaw-T ts'flf wrMl OTP58 FREE IRRIGATED LANDS In Central Oregon, at Cost of Reclamation THE DESCHUTES IRRIGATION & POWER CO. Under the Carey Act has 75,000 acres now 'under" water. 210 MILES OF WATER LINES 1.8 feat every tdnety day over foot over each 100 acre available to each purchaser at actual cost of irrigation. Payment on in three equal annual payments at 6 per cent. Maintenance ' charge, 91 per acre per V water. PRODUCTIVENESS PROVEN BY GOVERN. . uv V MFNT EXPERIMENTAL STATION and by actual settler on the land, 30,000 acre having been sold. xr.r-v:ii. o. W . ".. 'b.. W, v DESCHUTES IRRIGATION AND J X'. fc ' uo 'oA , ."-v. .rn. v V flW e '. f " n. V -"V "V s LENGTH OF"BLACK8NAKE3." Rapidity ' Horemrnl Makti Then Seem I.ouicer. Ono of the significant font tiros of this snnko season, and of nny snake season thnt occurs, which Is every year, Is the very long length of the blnrltsnnko thnt arc seen, says the Ohio State Jour nal. This Is not at all remarkable, for about the only thing a htacksnnku has to show for Itwlf Is Its logth. It has no musical tall like the rnttlcinnkp, nor the puffed-out head of the hissing viper, nor the livid, languid manners of the hotiscsuakc It has only length, and when with nmnzlng speed It whips through the deep grass or dead leaves It seems to bo thirty or forty feet long. So truly docs tills little Illusion ex ist that when a person tells of a black snnkc seven or eight feet long, ho prides himself on great modesty of statement And, by the way, wo hnvo noted many hlacksnako stories this summer, and wo hnvo not encountered a snako under seven feet There was that story of n girl out In York State, who heard her little dog barking violently out In the stable. Sim went thcro to discover the cause, and lol that llttlo dog was In fight with a blncksnnko seven feet long. It was a great fight and the dog was doing he roic work, keeping the python at bay until the llttlo girl hunted up a pitch fork and with that dispatched the ser pent, which, the account says, wns sev en feet long. Of course, It had to bo seven feet, for there Is no other kind. Is thcro a moral to this? There Is, of course, to every snako story. It Is this: Do exceedingly careful not to mnko bigger than It Is the horrible In- cldcnt In .your life which you encoun ter. Sec that your blacksnako Is under seven feet long. New Monthly Magazine. A bright, new monthly magazine has made Its appearance on the Faclflo const, and looks as If It had come to stay. It Is the tfoos Day Monthly, pub plishod at Marshfleld, Oregon, the bus iness centor of one of tho moat resource ful districts of the entire Northwest. Tho November nnmbor consists of about 125 pages of good reading mnttor, most ly local in nnturo, nlcoly illustrated, and of goneral Interest to all who wish to know antylilng of tho Great North west. Tho number also contains maMy SO pages of local advertising. This speaks volumes for tho business enter price and energy of tho citizens, as well as for tho ability of P. 0. Levar, editor and manager, and F. B. Cameron, ad vertising manager. Let us open tho door of Forluno for you and show you lunv your money, under your owa control, will tuako you 20 PER YEAR A raro opportunity to got In touch with tho big dividend payers nf tho grcnt Wed. with nil chnni'0 of rlak tdlmlnitt cil. l'rlni IihvI Kunrnntcctl by Hank Cor lltlratoof Doiioalt, Von select thu bank. Wrllo today for particulars, PACIFIC COAST SECURITIES COMPANY PORTLAND, OREGON DR. G. GEE WO Wonderful Home Treatment This woiderful Chl neie Dooior la railed lirt nt btrauaa lie corn IKMile wllliout opeia (Ion that are it veil up In dlx. He rurea wl h thine wonderful I'lil-ni-K IiviIm, ronia, binU, barka and melatilea ilmt uro eiiltrvly mi kn.iHii to inisllial a.l- nice In thia rouiiiry lliruuuli iliu uu in iImhb liarmtita renn dlea. 'Itil liin utdiuMir knows tliBncll.iuoi oviriouilintrriit rruirillis, wlilou be OKot mciailu'ly In illrTore it iiiat-utei. lie cuaitm era to cure o' an h, ailtimn, luuir, llirnal rliriiiunllam, nervmia rat. atoiuacb, liver, klib neye, rtci Imt buiidre'a of ltlmoiiUla. Charura motrral. fall and aeeblin. I'u Ivnta out oi the oily writ" fur blmiKs amtrlnulara. bud stamp. I'U.SHlll.TATION UtUi;. Addreaa The C. Gre Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 162S Tlrtt St., S. C. Cor. Morrison Mention paper Portland, Oregon each Irrigable acre, or eae second landi One-fourth cash; balance annum tor eacn irrigable acre lor aBaBaV'T,aBBaBV 'laaCfCJhoikwSi POWER COMPANY M McKay Bid., Portland. Orege Wfke fr mIc of Uid, let A. Rciaote, Creek Coeity, Sregea THE UTEW AGE, POBTIiAND, OREGON IOaT the Wagon. Mrs. DeChlse Wby are you weeping, dear7 Mrs. McSosh Oh, I'm so disappoint- 'ji You know John sinned Uie.pledgo last week. Mrs. DeChlse Yes? Mrs. McSosh And and this' morn ing he went on a fishing excursion 1 Cleveland Leader. Mothers will And Mr. Window's Soothing Byruii tho boat remedy to no for their children during tho tco thing period, (IrlKlit of Womnit. Miss Newglrl So you Insist that man and not woman was the chief con sideration at the creation? Mr. Sparks Certainly I do. Wom an wns only a side Issue. Boston Transcript nt. Vitus' Dunce ana all Nerrona Dla'a'ei rirrmitnently cured hr Dr. Kline's Orral ltmtortr. Honttfor I'ltnKtltrlM bottliand rllu Permanently cured hy Dr. Kline's Urrat nerve umiorer. nonn ror rnnn iJtriM bottli ami lrratlie.Dr.il. JLKIIn. ,1x1. 3t ArvliKt,l'hll.,r. System. Frequent Patron Where are your slot mnrlilnp? Operator 'Sh I There's going to be s raid on 'cm at 4 o clock. Corns around gain at 4:30. HOWAItn K. nUIlTON.-Asycr ara ChtmtV. Deulvllle, Colormio. Hpeclmen prlceei Clolil, Hllver, load, II I Hold, Hltvcr,?V;t Gold, 60o Zinc or Comwr, fl. Ojnnlclo ti'Mi. Mailing envelopes and full price lilt nent on application. Control and Urn- f Mre work aollcltcd. lUfuroncat Carbonate Ka loualilank. Water Hani. Cholly How do you think I look wltl my automobile goggles? M fSwIeum-I suppose you look rough them, Just as If they were orJI - through narv classes Don't you? To Break In New Shoes. Always shake In Allen's Foot-Ease, powder. jicurun iiiii, ancKiuiK, acning, swollen icei. Currs corns, Ingrowing nails and bunions. At alt UrtiRKlsts and shoo stores, ate. Don't aire tit any substitute. Ram pte mailed FRKK. Addreia Allen U. Olmsted, Ui Roy, N. Y. Itaalc. Gunner This cigar Is named after a great author. Guyor But tho great author Is dead. Gunner How fortunnto for tho man ufacturer of tho cigar I" Btati or Ohio, City or Toledo, Lucid County. Fkank J. Uiunky makes oath that he Is senior partner of tho ilrmof K. J. Ciiknky a Co., lining huilncM In tho I'lty of Toledo, Coun ty anil Htatoafureaalil, and that said firm will pay tho sum of ONB IIUNDUKI) UOLLAUH for each and every caso nf CATAlutif that cannot bo cured by tho uio of II AM.' Uataiirii Cuiik. FltANK J. CJ1KNKY. Bworn to before me and subscribed In my pro no n co, thlsCth day of Decern lie r, A. I)., im. ., A. W. OI.KAHON. J.KALJ Notary 1-ubllc. lall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Inlernallr. and seta directly on the blood and mucous surfaces si inoariiom. eoun ior lesiunonisis. tree. . , . t K. J, OIIXNKY & CO., Toledo, 0. Bold by Druggists, 76c. Ball's Kamlfy 1'llls are the best Relief and UnderataaaHaaj. "Docs thnt man really believe all he says?" "Bellovo It I" echoed Senator Sor ghum, "why ho doesn't even understand It" Washington Stnr. The Ideal Family Laxative li one thnt cm lie urd by tho entire fina lly, yming and old, weak nnd strong, with utitiiiiydiii giirof hnrinfuloflocts. ltahnuld hnvo properties which Innate tho sniuo don nl way h hiiving tlio same cflVct, other wl o th" ipmtit tv will havo to Imj invruised nnd llnnllv loso It' etlect nlt guther. These prop rtlcHenn bo found In that old family ro t oily, llrnudrcth'n Pills, bo mio Itn In gredient iiro of the puroH licrh.il extracts, anil ovltv pill Is kept for three yo.ir-1 efore I ein fold, which nil iws thorn to mellow Wo do not bellovo tlioro u Inxn Ivoon tho mnrkct thnt Is so rnr fully iitadv, Brnndreth's Pills nro tho sumo lino laia tlvu tnnin Kill your Krnntlpuicnts used. Thoy hnvo Ix'cu in uso or over a icntury nnd nro sold in every drug und mcd.cine store, either plutn or augar-eoutul. Klrat Appearance. "Who are you, sir?" asked Ere, la surprise. "Mndam," answered Adam, with bis most engaging smile, "I nm Exhibit A of the ethnological department," It wns then that the serpant, having arannil from the sonlorlcnl iltnarlmenl. An.AMA.l . l. .Mil. A.lll (l,A Pt .MA.a- TIIICIVU UM m nvuv, M.,U .MV lil w- hie began. A PUBLIC DUTY. Montpeller, Ohio, Man Feels Com pel. ed to Tell His Experience. Joseph Wilgue, Montpeller, O,, says: "I feel It my duty to tell others about Doan'e Kidney Pills. Kxpoeuro and driving brought kidney trou ble on me, and I suf ered much from irreg ular parages of the kidney secret iona. Sometimes taero was retention und at other times passage were too frequent, especially at night. There waa pain and discolorntiou. Doau's Kidney Pills brought me relief from the first, and Boon indited new life. I give them my endoremenet." Hold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Focter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. ; , l WWUESTan COUSHiDISTeMPCRCIWC Cures Oouah. DUMmpr. all Throat and mot. Trouble. Iurirlra the lood IMU lac animal la condition, tee. irimiiiB T' "-,,ul (oeKMi MY DEAR FRIEND THIS MEANS YOU Consider the postage stamp; Its tttefulnese lies In Its ability to stick to ono thing till It gel there. Wrllo for particulars. 528 Lumber Exchange, Portland, Oregea GET OUT Of THE RUT -w I am designer of book, magatlne sad ratalogtiQ eocrs. bustnos cards, letter heads, bill heads and advertising cuts; rsa make the print of joiirttoro look entirely 1U fereut by removing poles, etc, from prlut, CHARLES SCHRAM 24SW Morrison St. PORTLAND, OREGON 1 T iTBBI 111 She (on shipboard) Is tho moon up, dear? lit! If It Isn't It's lonesome I Exchange. Mndntn Hnvo you had experience? Cook I've had tin places this month. Harper's Bazar. Tommy Pop, whnt Is fret-work? Tommy's Pop Wrinkles, my son. Philadelphia Record. She So you have had a great mnny thrilling escapes? Ho Yes I nm still a bachelor. Detroit Free Press. "Is bo n criminal or a corporation lawyer?" "Both. He's a criminal cor poration lawyer.'' Omaha News. Ethel- How long havo tho Nowly- riches been ln soclotv? Bob From tho way they play golf I should Judge about two days. Judge. Bacon She says sho Is 28 years old. Egbert Well, sho 'looks as If sho would say sho was ubout that old. Youkers Statesman. Tommy How do girls spend their time? Jimmy Trying to innke little ' f , ?'" "ust,ous and bl" 1 boys l-'Kl--Kxchango. .Medium I see a largo dark obstaclo rising suddenly In your way. Itallroad Miiguate I guess that's my coal stock. Baltimore American. "Life 1b bo uncertain," sho said. "I know it" ho replied, "let's get mnrrlcd. Ono of us may dlo within a few years." Chicago Itecord-IIerald. "Do man dnt nurses unreasonable hopes," said Undo Eben, "may bo fool ish, but ain't so foolish as do ono dot nurses vnln regrets." Washington Star. "I see, Kntle, that Now York Is to havo one policeman to every C21 Inhab itants," said tho lady of tho house. "Well, ma'am, I've got mine," was ICatlu's reply. Youkers Statesman. Ik Do you remember tho night I asked you to marry mo? Sho Yes, dear. He For n wholo hour wo sat there, mid not a word did you speak. Ah, that wns tho happiest hour of my life. Exchange. "I would deem It n great favor If you would glvo mo a llttlo wrltetip," mi lil tho poet to tho editor. "Nothing would plcnso mo more," replied tho edit or. "When do you contouiplato dying? Milwaukee Sentinel. "You must change this ending,' said tho theatrical maungcr; "i want a play that ends happily. "All right" replied tho obliging dramatist; "I'll have my j ncro nun Heroine uivorceti tu mo msi act" Philadelphia Itccord. Not tho Kind Ho Wanted. A smart young fellow called out to n farmer , wuo wns sowing seeu in ins uciti, "wen done, old fellow, you sow; I reap tho fruits." "Mnybo you will," said tho farmer, "for I'm sowing hemp." Grandfather (enthusiastically) Say, Willie, don't you want to go through a toy shop with mo thin nftcrnoon and ace nil the pretty things? Willie (Indiffer ently) I'm willing to, pop, If you will get any pleasure out of it Life. "Mr. Jones," said tho ofllco boy, "I got ter get off dls afternoon. Mo gran' mother Is dyln'." "I've something for you to do to-dny, Johnnie," snld Mr. Jones; "but you may go nt 4 o'clock." "Awl wot good Is 4 o'clock?" Judge. News Edltor-llere's a cnblo from Constantinople saying tho Sultan's prln-' clpal amusement Is scaring his wlrca Into fits. Managing Editor Well, head It "A Ilarein-Hcnrein Fellow," and run It In tho Joko column. Philadelphia Becord. "You say you wouldn't liko to get out?" exclaimed the prison visitor. "Why, I thought you were In for life." "Oh, worse than thnt, ma'am," replied tho couvlct "I'm In for a doublo life. I've got two wives waiting outside." Philadelphia Ledger. ' First Girl What nro you waiting for? Why don't you finish your letter to Ella? Second Girl I don't know whether to soy "Ever yours with truest love," or simply "Yours affectionately." You see, I can't enduro Ella I. think iho's dotestablol Tlt-BIts. Oracle Oh, Mr. Nocoyue, how lovely of you to bring mo these beautiful roses. How sweet they are, aud how fresh I I do bellovo there Is a little dew on them yet! Mr. Nocoyue W-well, yes thoro Is; but I'll pay It to-morrow. Illustrated Bits, First Auto la Bogota, A. O. Snyder, consul-general at Bo gota, reports as follows, says the New York Times : "Last week the first automobile made Its appearance upon the streets of Bo gota aud tho excltemeut was unparal leled. Crowds have blocked the high ways for squares, rendering traffic al most Impossible, and great Interest haa been aroused as to the possibilities that this mode of transportation may offer lu the future. "This automobile Is an American ma chine, aud some business may result from the preseut enthusiasm. I shall he pleased to receive catalogues from automobile manufacturers of tho Uni ted States for filing lu tho reading room here, "It la rumored that a concession Is hortly to be glveu to a transportation company for the exclusive use of the Caiuboa road, which leads from the upper Magdalena River to Bogota. Au tomobiles are to be used exclusively by thin coupny," Judicial Acumen. The late Justice Daly of New York frequently enlivened tho tedium of legal proceedings had before him by his kindly wit One day a suit was brought before him ln which damages were claimed by reason of an assault Plaintiff had been knocked down by the defedant and se verely pummcled while prostrate. Ono of tho witnesses seemed very reluctant to answer tho questions put to him on crosscxamlnntlon, ln which ho wns up held by the court "With all duo respect to your honor," onmnlnlnod tho nttorney for tho nlnln- tiff, "the court does not appear to take cognlznnce of the underlying princlplo in this cnBo." "In my opinion," replied his honor, good-naturedly, "tho underlying princi pal In thts case Is your client Mr. At torney." Harper's Weekly, Judge nnd Jnror. Judge AdnuiB, Uio County Court Judge of Limerick,' Is ono of tho wit tiest of Irishmen, but occasionally from im encounter ho emerges second best Tho other day n Juror asked to bo excused from serving on nccount of deafness. "Were you In court during my charge to the Jury ln tho last caso? " asked tho Judge. "Yes, ycr honner," replied tho Juror. "Did you hear It?" "Yes, ycr hotinor, I henrd every word of It, but I couldn't mako any slnse of HI" Tho reply evoked a roar of laughter, ln which Judge Adams heartily Joined. But ho did not excuso that Juror. Look bnt Do Not Toaeh. ''lias your wlfo got your den Axed up yet?" "Yes, nnd you ought to see It it's tho coziest placo In tho wholo house." "I suppose you find great comfort In It, don't you?" "Oh, sho won't lot me go In It It's merely to look at" Mllwnukco Senti nel. The Kidneys When they nro weak, torpid, or stagnant, tho wholo' system suffers. Don't neglect them nt this tlmo, but heed tho warning ot tho aching back, tho bloated face, tho sallow complexion, the urinary disorder, and begin treatment at onto with , Hood's Sarsaparilla which contains the best and safest curative substances, In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known as tarsatabs. 100 doses tl. There is no satisfaction keener than beano dry and comfortable when ouTirt the hardest torm. NYOO ARC SOU Of TB15 If YOU WEAJT .tOWEftfr WATHNOoa OILED CLOTIttHt KUCKORYBUOV V CHUXiVnKNtWL .OTOWtl 0,0JI0H.MASl.a4A. tOWUUaAlANCfXLMti.TOtONiacUl Hotel and restaurant prices aro steadily rising ln German cities, be cause of the rapid rise of prices ot meat and vegetables. Cooks and wait ers also demand much more than for merly. -sM'getablc PrcpnrationFor As similating IhcFooUnndRcduIa ling ihc Stomachs and Bowels of Promotes Digcslion.Chccrfur ncss and nest. Contains neither Opium.Morphine iorliucroJL lSor Kahc otic . Maftafoua-siKvnmamt UvsUJassf' MxSavtA JUUUSJ- Apcrfecl Remedy f or Cons Up lion, Sour Sloinach.Diarrhocfl Worms .Convulsions .Fcverish ness arid Loss OF SLEEP. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasw e eaaaBaaaBaoaaaa. Facsimile Signature of JJEW VOTIK. m v .WpNl ys i tii i i. tii. Uim car. jcsgncrpjj. 'j.it"nty 5l'w 'It 111 1.41 .till l. t I H '. .1 b..l kllSIt' '.ulul iIMihT I txAin-ccworuTuwwcR. Have You a Friend? Then tell him about Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Tell him how it cured your hard cough. Tell him why you always keep it in "the house. Tell him to ask his doctor about it. Doc tors use a great deal .of it for throat and lung troubles. "I bad a terrible cold and eontrh and waa tbreitened with pneumonia. I tried Ayer's ('berry l'ectoral and It cave me quick anrfper. fact relief, It It certainly a moat wonderful rough medicine."-ItaNA E.WB1TM am, Sioux Falli, H. Dak. H Made by J. O. Ayer Co., XoweU, ataes. Aiao joenuiaaiurvre ei 9 SABSiPABILLt. Cwo IIAmVlOOR. ono of Ayor's Pills at bedtime will hasten recovery. Gently laxative. CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING Portland Trade Directory Names and Addresses In Portland ef Rears tentative Business Firms. CltKAM HKl'AHAIOllH We guarantee the U.S. beparalor to ba lb brat. Write lor free catalog. liatvlwood Co., i'lnh aud Oak. 1IAN0H A OllOANH Many fine Instruments re v.rl to us account sicknrai or removal of buyer Write ror description of pianoi now rn band, ttrnie, ale. Write today. Ullberi Co., l'orilaud FREE LOT AT OCEANSIDE (North Ilcach) and llcatitllul Oak Hook Caso to every purchaser nt tho Special Edi tion of tho ''library, of the World's Best Literature." 46 volumes, silk bound, fi.W yet volttmo: loon delivery of set ami 15 per months case and books dollvorcd free. Particulars by. writing j. d. MILLAR a CO.. Columbia Bids., Portland, Ore. Tl i ll!M:M7.i:i.aH:l Banking by Mail i WE PAY 4 INTEREST On savings deposits ot a dollar or moro, compounded twice every year. It is Just as easy to open it Savings Account with ub by Mall ns if you lived next door. Bend for our frco hook let, "Bonking by Mail," and learn full particulars. Address Oregon Trust & Savings Bank Portland, Oregon Sixth and Washington SU. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of in Use For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA nee sewvaua eeaanurv, new vona orrv. Mtb AW 11 aafa U