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About Portland new age. (Portland, Or.) 1905-1907 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 13, 1906)
THE NEW AGE, PORTLAND, OREGON It! RAIL ANI VfrtTKB. SEE Nature's Wondrous Handiwork THROUGH UTAH AND COLORADO Guile Gate, Canon of (he Grand Clack Cnnon, Marshall and Ten nessee Passes, and the World Famous ROYAL GORGE. For illustrated nnil dcpcrlptlvo pamph lets wrltu to W. C. McBRIDE, Oeneral Agent 124 Third Street PORTLAND. ORnaON Columbia River Scenery &SS&. R X rJTTA'TTT ATAD lE.UUL,llUi LINE Tim excursion steamer " BAILKY GATKKIt I " tunkvn round trips to CAS OADHI.OCKh uvurv Hun lay, lenvlng rOHTLANDntO a. m., returning or riven fl p. in, Dally Horvlco footworn Portland and Tlio Uultus, except Sunday, leaving Portland nt 7 n. in., arriving about 6 p. in., currying Irolglit and MHungrrs. riplcnri'ri nccoininodutlons lor outllta nnil livestock. Doclt foot of Aldor street Portland j foot of Court ctroiit, Tim Dalles. Tolu phono Main Oil. l'ortlund. A RIVER RAILROAD CO. fnilaBBBr Ib-bbbbbbi' Two Mi Passenger Trains Dally WITH THROUGH PARLOR CARS iirrtvKKM Pcrtland, tstorias Seaside leaves uhion tiiitrr Arrives. " " Vur Miriieri, TTahT t'xllr ler.tJlMskanlo luiljr. 6;Wa. in. Wrlnrt, Cllllnn, llilu a. m. Astoria, Warren, ton. FUyci, dear. Imrll'nrkandbea. slde. Astoria A Seashore Kipress Illr. 7:00p.m. AMurU Kipre,s 9:40 p.m. ' Dally. C. , A. BTKWAHT. J. 0. MAYO, C'omm'l Ak., 'in Aliler HI 0, V. A l A. Ttilopliuno Main W4. EST On Your Trip TRY NORTH COAST LIMITED PULLMAN STANDARD SLEEPING CARS (KI.KlTltlU UOIlTti) PULLMAN TOURIST SLEEPING CARS (Kt.Kcrmo i.uiiith) DINING CAR-DAY AND NIGHT (KLfcCTlUU UUIllti) OBSERVATION CAR (tLlvCTHlU MUUTo) ELECTRIC FANS BARBER SHOP BATH NUMEROUS OTHER COMFORTS THREE Daily Transcontinental Trains TO THE EAST The Ticket Office at Portland is at 255 Morrison St, Corner Third A. D. CHARLTON Assistant General Passenger Afoaft PORTLAND, OREGON & nr KAir. and watkr Ask the Agent for T I G K B T S VIA THE COMfORTABLE WAY To Spokane, St. Paul, Minneapolis, Duluth, Chicago, St. Louis and All Points Cast and South TWO OVERLAND TRAINS DAILY XU ORIENTAL LIMITED Tl FAST HAIL YU Stillli or Spoiiat Splendid Scrvlco Up-to-date Equipment Courteous Employes . Daylight trip across tlio Cascado and Kocky Mountains. For Tickets, rates, folders and full Infor mation call on or address H. DICKSON, C. P. & T. A. 122 Third Street, PORTLAND S. a. YI2RKES, A. a. P. A. SUATTI.U, WASH. A Pleasant Way to Travel i Tim above is the usual verdict of tlio traveler using the Missouri Pncllc Hull way between tlio raclflc Coast and tlio East, and we belluvo that tlio servlco and itccominodations given merit this Htatement. From Denver, Colorado Hprlngs and Pueblo them are two through trains daily to Kansas City and St. Louis, carrying Pullman's lat est standard electric lighted nlcoplng cars, cliulr cars and up-to-date dining cars. The same oxcollont sorvlco ia operated from Kansas City and St. Louis to Memphis, Little Hock and Hot Kprlngs, If you are going East or (South writo for rates and full informa tion. W. 0. McimiDE, Gen. Agt , 124 Third St., Portland, Or. i to the East THE UBRARY rf M vVWaaasaaacSsflspr .er wfjsr aw A safe bet Is the one you were going to make fnd didn't. Philadelphia Rec ord. Anothci motto for tlio packers : Omnia possumus omues (We all cau everything). Punch. A Dry Dock. "What Is a drydockr a lady asked of Mark Twain. "A thirsty physician," replied tlio humorist A Hypocrite. ' Teacher Johnny, what Is a hypocrite? Johnny A boy wnt comes t' school wld a smile oj his face. 'Did you run across anybody In that ntitoniobl.e tour?" "Wo ran 'em down llrst and then ran across 'em." Balti more American. "Senator, n political Job Is -pretty hard to work, isn't it?" "Not very," replied Senator Itndgcr, "but getting it Ik. Milwaukee Sentinel. IlelatlV) Necessities. "Is It necessary to enclose stumps?" asked the poet "Moro necessary, even, than to eucloio pantry," responded tho editor. Tlio Ilnppy Man. Pessimist You haven't had all that you wanted In life, have you? Optimist No; but I hnvcu: had nil that I didn't want, cither. General Uncle I will make you a monthly allowance, but, understand me, I will pay no debts I Nephew All right, uncle.. Neither will I. Tales. Tommy Pu, what Is the Isthmus of Pauiima? Pu Tho Isthmus of Pan ama, Tommy, Is n narrow strip of land connecting Central America with ttw United Stales Treasury. Life. Whero It Would Do Most Good. Tailor Well, my llttlo mnn, will yott have the shoulders padded? Uertlo Ntiw. If you're going to put any pvl din' In the suit put It In tho pants. What, Indeed I Sarah Qmnp (nu nounclng tho happy event) Please, ii., It' a little girl. Absent-minded Fathir (hoklng up from his writing) Eh? Oh ah ask her what she wants, will you? Hut." protested Mrs. Newllwcd, "I don't eo why you ask 125 cents a ha'f peck for your beans. Tho other man oniy wanted IB cents." "Yes'm," re plied tho huckster; '"hut theso horo bo.ins o' mlno Is all hand-picked." The Grocer. "Hero! you, sir," cried tho Irnto old gentleman, "didn't I tell you never to enter this houso again?" "No, sir,"' replied h's daughter's persistent sultof. "You said not to 'cross your threshold,' so I climbed lu tho window." Philadel phia Pro's. "Young Jolllcm always says tho right tiling, doesn't ho? Ho never seems at a loss for the proper reply." "Well, I saw him nonplussed once." "How was that?" "Miss Kccuo asked him If ii thought she looked as old as sho was." Cluvolund Leader. Definition. May Girls, what do tho p.ipers mean when they talk of t.n se-it of war? Ella I don't know any nnro than I do what n standing army Is fori Hello Why, how Ignorant yot nre, dears. Tho seat of war Is for tho standing army to sit down ou when It guts tired. Her Father Hut, sir, you aro not th.t sort of man I should like for a soli-ln-lnw. Young Man Oh, that's al! right. You aro not tlio sort of man I should llko for a father-lu-law, but I'm not tolng to muko your daughter mil erablo for llfo by refusing to marry her on tkst account. Chicago Dully News. 'lf "I suppose," said tho old-time friend, 'iat your folks no longer feel that uuxlcty about social matters that they once exnerleuced." "Yes, they do," an- Iswcred Mr. Cumrox; "mother an' tut girls are uow as busy keepln' other women out of society ns they omi. were gettln' In themselves." Washing toi Star. Old Hut 1'iraliUut Krrora. Everywhere ouo heura, "I seen Jim" yesterduy uud ho told mo ho done we'd nt that Job." Tho peoplo who may bo broadly characterised us tho "I seen I douu" tribe iervado everything and seem to Include nearly everybody. When It comes to verbs llko "lie, lay, lain," and "lay, laid, laid," or sit sat, sat," and "set, set, set," the best of us are llublo to error, uud mistakes aro pardouable. Hut what excuse caa anybody find for confusing "see, saw, seen," or "do, did, done?" It is the tlrst verb which suffers tho more for thrwo who do not say "I seen him yesterday"' aro likely to say "1 see him yestorday," whereas even thoso who say "I dono It yestorday" never fall Into the absurdity of "I do it yesterday." Chicago Journal. Fireworks. Fireworks originated in tho thir teenth ceutury, uloug with the evolu tion of powder and canuou. They were first employed by the Florentines, aud later tho uso of fireworks became pop ular lu Koine at tho creation of the Popes. Tho first flreworka which resemble thoso which wo ee nowadays were manufactured by Torre, an Italian artist, and displayed lu Paris lu 1704. lroaia. Tho Idea of profile likenesses was dis covered purely through chance. In 390 D. a Aatlgouua bad bit picture draws, and M he had .only one eye, a prolle view was Bade to coaceal this deforat Itv.- In trying to get up In the world some uieu use their friends aa ladttor rung. OLSEN BROTHERS GROCERS Free delivery Phone East 653 417 Union Ave. North Portland,,Ore P. A. TAYLOR Staple and Fancy Groceries Fruits, Confection, Clftnra, Tobaccoi and Fan cy Coffees, Teas and Spices at Lowest 1'rtces 417 Union Ave. Frco Ocllrcrr 1'hono East 410 AUGUST STORZ Dealer In Stuple unci Pnnoy Orooorlos Vegetables, Fruits and Dairy I'rodlico l'hone East COS 4C9 Williams Ave. I'OUTLAND, OIlEaOK The Portland Hat Works Manufacturers of FINE SOFT AND STIFF HATS lints Dyed, Clcanod and Illnrkcd. Our spe cialty: Panamas Cleaned and lllcached, 2 Alder Bt., bet. Rccond and Third. Urancb: 421 Washington St. Portland, Or. Pioneer Soda Works OUNDEL nilOH. A CO. Manufacturers of SODA WATER, EXTRACTS, SYRUPS, ETC. Factory, 416 Water Street Telcphono, Main 23G0 rOItTLANI) OUEdON Ivory Wood Fibre Plaster Ivory Cement Plaster F. T. CROWE & GO. 1105 A Street TACOMA, WASHINBTOH Portland Fluff Rug Go. Transforming of Worn Brussels and Ingrain Carpets Into Rugs Prompt Attention and Good Service Guaranteed Phone 3052 790 Washington St., Portland, Oregon SKELLY & LITTLEHALES Dealers In Groceries, Flour, Feed. Hay, Grain, Coal, Wood and Build ing Materials KM-103 Fourteenth St North Phone Pacific ll Comtr Fi.ndm Portland, Oregon Courtney Music Co. Band Instruments Stringed Instruments Phonographs Cheap for cash or easy payments i Latest Popular Songs And Music 25c, Five for $1, Postpaid 10-Cent Sheet Music Postpaid. Standard Classical and Popular Sheet Music, 10c 88 NORTH THIRD ST. Portland, Oregon STtAMCR TELEGRAPH TASTCST ON THE RIVER Tho only steamboat making a round trip DAILY Except Sunday between Portland and Astoria And Way I'olnti T-tvn Pnrtl-nd 7:00 A M 'Arrive Astoria 1:30 1 M Leave- Astoria. 2:90 1' M Arrive 1'ortland 9:00 1' M MEALS 8EHVED A LA CAHTE Portland landing , Alder St. Dock. Astoria landing, Callander Dock. E. B. SCOn, Aicnt. Phone Mala 563 ABBETT AH Kinds of Galvanizt- Iron and Tin Work a Sptclally U.L WW( lUtMNTEEl MT TO LEAK Agent for 440 Union Ave. Norik ILiki Pknn V.MMt At 77 i Besi-e-ee Fboae East 18 I ST. PAUL MINN. : Alfred J. Krank (Huccetior to BCIINKLL 4 KKANK.) DEALERS IN ALL KINDS OP BARBERS' FURNITURE AND SUPPLIES FINE CUTLERY RAZOR WORK A SPECIALTY. 142 B. Sixth St., Opp. Ryan Hotel. St. Paul, Minnesota Aguilas and Seal of Minnesota Cigars ARE SOLD ON ALL TRAINS Kubles cV Stock Co. MAKERS ST. PAUL - - MINNESOTA EL FIRMA and DUKE OF PARMA CIGARS You Will Like Them HART & MURPHY, Makers ST. PAUL E.t.bll.hd 1SJ1 lneocpor.t.d TOO GRIGGS, GOOPER & GO. Nianu aciurers, imDuners 4 and 'Wholesale Grocero 1 242-264 East Third Street ST. PAUL MINN. !')) : OMAHA NEBRASKA : : OMAHA NEBRASKA : "THE ONLY WAY" Have your Baggage checked from hotel and Residences over any railroad to any place in United States by Omaha Transfer Co. Office 208 So. 14th St When Corning into'Omaha give your checks to onr uniformed agents on trains or at depot and receive cheapest and, best service New cabs to all parts of.city. t 9 iiimiPinAMP aaiatat : MiNN:.nJLn minn. : NORTH STAR WOOLEN MILL. CO. Manufacturers ot Blankets, Flannels and Blanketings Minneapolis, Minn A. U-C-D-HL C, A. B-C-DA-L A. Backdahl & Co. DRUqQISTS. Opposite Milwaukee Depot.' Peeseriptlom are fully compounded. 113 Washtof ton are nut Boulh, MlnneMS polls. Mlnnoetota Wmar CYGNUS $3.50 SHOE Manufaetttred by North Star Shoe Co. MINNEAPOLIS MINNESOTA MINNEAPOLIS OMNIBUS AND CARRIAGE LINE MATTISON & FOYE, Proprietor. 237 Hoaaapbi Ayo. MINNEAPOLIS, ! LIVINGSTON ! ! UNION. MEAT MARKET. A. O.HASELEIt, Prom CHOICEST FRESH AND IT MEATS Game and Fish In Season. Livingston, Mont-ne. F B. TOLHURST Taxidermist for the Tourist OPPOSITE DEPOT, Livingston, Montana. GEO. W. HUSTED Prescriptions, Drugs, Patent Medicines, Ci gars, Toilet Articles, Finest Soda Fountain on the N. P. Railway. Opposite the Depot This card entitles you to a trip through the National t'ark, providing you patroulia "THE SOLO" And can tnako satisfactory arrangements with tho transportation companies. Tie only first-class place of the kind ia Livingston. Bottle Goods a specialty FRANK BLISS, Proprietor 117 W. Park SL LIVINGSTON, Mont I .-.--...... I COUNCIL BLUFFS tee eeeeeeeeeet S. T. McATEE Fancy Groceries, Bakery Goods and Meats - Suppfles for Dining and Private Cars Given Special Attention a J 230-32 MataSt. 22941 Purl St. TcUphoac 191 Council Bluffs Iowa EVANS LAUNDRY CO tf-CT Don't Neitect Yew Neglgec SMrU By having them careleaily. or IndifTer ently ironed. Bend them to a firat-claaa )aundry, such aa the Evans, where they will receive proper attention, be re turned to you clean and whole not halt washed, torn or frayed. Goods called (or and delivered .promptly. Moderate charges. Phone 290. 522 Pearl St. COUNCIL BiUrrS, IOWA "T rfci w Mwm V Nicollet Houso Block MINNESOTA v i rfi .i,n iftSi unit I'nHTfuWwlffny i '-"'" i 'I ' '' II " ''lillll ''f,''" !" mii in mvmmimwmwuaim .in