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About Portland new age. (Portland, Or.) 1905-1907 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 6, 1906)
ftpt&tt "J'""L" ' lf,r' f '" -" -T - .--J. .--1 Cat KVMSMEiltCKUGtturaS8R93R3RSCRt!3ffiSr $ . TItE NEW AGE, PORTLAND, OREGON ItV ItAII. ANDWATKIt. SEE Nature's Wondrous Handiwork THROUGH UTAH AND COLORADO Cnsllc Gate, Canon of llic Grand Glatk Canon, Marshall and Ten nessee Passes, anil the World romous ROYAL GOUGE. For illustrnto'l and dcccrlptivo pamph lets wrlto to W. C. McBRIDE, Ocncra! Agent 121 Third Htrect PORTLAND. OREGON Columbia River Scenery ssfgs n x rTrrTTT a npnn KCUULA1UK. LINE JJHJ Tim 'xciiriilrin nloniner " HAILHY OATZKKI" makes roimil trlpH to CAS OADK l.OCKh uvury Httn luv, leaving PORTLAND ntU u. in., returning ar rives 0 i. tn. Daily sorvlci) luilwccn Portlnml nnd Tho ImIIiis, except Siimlay, leaving Portland nt 7 it. in., arriving about 0 p, in., carrying Irolght and pnpsungiw, Hplenil if accommodations lor outlltH nnd lhostook. Dock foot of Aider street Portland; foot of Court ftiuiit, TIid Dulles. Tolo phono Main 01 1. Portland. A wiiii THROUGH PARLOR CARS IIKTWKKN Portland, istorias Seaside larcs union iiki-ot Arrive FnrTfHiiivMTTlHTii. Hilly lor, (Mitiskaulo Dally. iU). in. Vtitport,Cllflnu, llilU a. in Astoria, Warren ton, I'lavel, dear. Imrl rarkandHva side. A florin A Hrashoru hxprrss Imlly, 7:0(1 p. m. AMurl Kxpruis 0:40 p.m. ' Dully. C. A.HTKWAKT, J. (. MAYO, Coinm'l AkL. "H Alder Ht II. K, A I. A. Tuluphouu Main WO. r- On Your Trip TRY NORTH COAST LIMITED PULLMAN STANDARD SLEEPING CARS (Ki.tatiuu i.tauis) PULLMAN TOURIST SLEEPING CARS (KLhlTltlU MUllTri) DINING CAR-DAY AND NIGHT (K1.KU11UU 1.1U 111 ti) OBSERVATION CAR (LLliOTHIU I. HI 111'.-) ELECTRIC FANS BARBER SHOP BATH LIBRARY NUMEROUS OTHER COMFORTS THREE Daily Transcontinental Trains TO THE EAST The Ticket Office at Portland it at 25S Morrison St., Corner Third A. D. CHARLTON Assistant General Passenger Agent PORTLAND, OREGON UV It AIL ANI -VATKIt Ask the Agent for T I O K B T S VIA THE COMfOKTABLE WAY To Spokane, St. Paul, Minneapolis, Duluth, Chicago, St. Louis and All Points East and South TWO OVERLAND TRAINS DAILY Th ORIENTAL LIMITED Tkt FAST HAIL VU Scittfe or Spok" Splendid Fcrvico Up-to-clnto Equipment Courteous Employes Daylight trip across tlio Cascado and Rocky Motiiitainu. For Tickets, rated, folders and full infor illation call on or address H. DICKSON, C. P. & T. A. 122 Third Street, PORTLAND S. O. YI2RKI2S, A. a. P. A. SUATTLU. WASH. A Pleasant Way to Travel Tim ahovo in tho usual verdict of tho traveler using the Missouri Paeflc Hall way between tliu Pacific Coast and tho Hast, and wo htiliuvo that tho scrvico and accommodations given ninrit this statement. From Denver, Colorado Spring and Pueblo there arc two through trains daily to Kansas City and St. Louis, carrying Pullman's lat est standard electric lighted sleeping cars, chair cars and up-to-date dining cars. Tho sumo excollent norvico la operated from Kansas City and St. I -on Is to Memphis, Little Hock nnd Hot Springs. If you are going Kant or South write for rates nnd full informa tion. W. 0. MclHUDK, Gen. Agt., 1LM Third St., Portlnml, Or. i to the East THE rBETlr Ok II TJ PI vfc$EkrW& "Arnbolln," called tho father from tho head of the stairs, "Is tlint young man gone?" "Ves, father. Complete ly." Tonclier Why did tho (indent be lieve the earth to be lint? Urlght Uoy Cause they didn't have no school globes to prove It was round. "I, sir," began Hrngg. "am n self inatlo man." "Yes," replied Wise, "but why apologize now? That won't help matters." Philadelphia Press. Mrs. Madison How do you like your new neighbors? Mrs. Dyer I don't know. I haven't tried to borrow any thing yet. Town and County. Dlggs I understand that tllgglns Is iiulto a clever lliiani'ier. Hlggn Well, he Isn't Why, thnt mnn never beat unj body out of a cent In his life. "Algy, duii't you Hud married life moro expensive than bachelorhood?" "Well, It mny bo more expensive than a rigidly single life, but It's cheaper than courtship." Senior Partner There's one thing to bo said In favor of classical music. Junior Partner What Is that? Senior Partner The olllco boy can't whistle It Chicago News. Mrs. Flip I have Just been talking to a specialist, and he says my brain vitality has all gone to my long hair. Do you believe It? Flip Well, er I knew It had gone! Detroit Freo Press. Modlcab Student What did you op erate on that man for? Eminent Sur geon Flvo hundred dollars. Medical Student I mean, what did he bav.? Eminent Surgeon Flvo hundred dol lars. Puck. At the Oarage. Uoy Mr. Smith Is telephoning for his machine. Can you send It to him to-day? Head Mini Don't see how wo can. Why, this inn chine Is the only one around hero fit to usol Life. "Is there any available substitute for rubber?" asked tho Instructor of the class. "Yes, sir," nnswered Miss Do Mulr, one of the fair coeds. "I think 'stare' or 'gape' Is Just as good." Chi cago Tribune. Orcen I cannot understand why Do Short wants a divorce. His wife bad nearly half n million when ho married her. Ilrmvn Yes, and she has every dollar of It yet. That's tho trouble. Chicago Dally News. "Yes, Fm going to spend n few weeks at Kloseinnn's Hummer resort. My stomach Is all out of order, mid I need a rest." "Well, your stomach will get a good rest there, too. 1 know tho place." Chicago Tribune. "1 supiMHo that Bomo of your battlo scenes aro very realistic?" sitlil tho sympathizer. "Yes." said tho bum actor, "I lmvo Impersonated Napoleon at Waterloo several time. when real slielH were bursting nil Hbout me." Kansas City Times. "Mamma, whnt nro twins?" asked lit tlo Hobby. "Oh, I know," chimed In Dorothy, with all tho superiority of un elder sister. "Twins Is two babies Just tho sumo ago; three Is triplets, four Is iiuadrupeds and llvo Is centipedes." Harper's Weekly. "You'll have to fix tho poem over be fore I can buy It," said tho editor. There appears to bo something tho matter with Its feet "I would have 'jou understand, sir," said the bard, .with dignity, "that I am a poet nnd not a chiropodist." Cleveland Leader. Tommy, what nnelent king was It who played on tho fiddle while Homo wns hurulng?" "Hector, nin'iiin." "No, no not Hector." 'Then It was Dook." "Duko? What do you mean. Tommy?" "Well, then It must a' been Nero. I knowed It wuz somebody with a dog's name." A reporter of tho Paris Matin tried to pureluiBo n genuine Hockefellor In terview with ft check for $1,000. Ho failed. Tho proper way to make nn American millionaire talk Is not to offer hlni n thousand dollars, but to try to get n thousand dollars away from him. Puck. "I would lllco n pouud of your golf snusage," sho said to the butcher. "Golf sausage? Sorry, madam, but wo don't handle It. Wo havo blooil sausage, lUerwurst, ham sausage, and other kinds, but no golf sausage." "Oh, dear, Fm so sorry. My huslund said ho amen preferred the kind mndo In links." Milwaukee Sentinel. A little girl was out walking with her aunt one day. The aunt bowed to a man they were passing. "Who Is he, Aunt Jennie?" nsUed the little girl. Mrs. I.lttlefleld told her that ho was Mr. Melrobe, the village undertaker. "Oh, yes." replied tho child quickly. "I rememtier him. Ho undertook my grniulmother." Hnrper's llazar, Toaaetl. "Dubley has an auto now nnd he doesn't seem to do nuythlug elso but chase around the country In It." "Yes, he's very strongly attached to hi machine and " "He wasn't the las't time I saw him on the road. Ho was about twenty iei awiv it. Nut for Hint. I thought you said that lawyer would get my father's property for me. OLSEN BROTHERS GROCERS Free delivery Phone East 653 417 Union Ave. North Portland, Ore P. A. TAYLOR Staple and Fancy Groceries Fruits, Confection, ClKars, Tobacco nnd Fan cy Coffees, Teas nnd Bplccs at Lowest 1'rlccs 417 Union Ave. Frco Delivery I'liono East 410 AUGUST STORZ Dealer In Staple nnd Pimcy Groceries Vegetables, Fruits nnd Dairy l'roducu 1'houo Fast SOS 4C9 Williams Ave. FOHTLAND, OltEdON The Portland Hat Works Manufacturers of PINE SOFT AND STIFF HATS lints Dyed, Cleaned and Illockcd. Our spe cialty: I'nnamni UUaned and Illcnchcd. 2101$ Alder St., bet. Second and Third, llroiu'li: 122 Washington St. Portland, Or. Pioneer Soda Works auNDEii linos. t no. Manufacturers of SODA WATER, t(TRACTS, SYRUPS, ETC. Factory, 418 Water Htrect Telephone, Main MG0 I'OIITI.ANI) OHEOON Ivory Wood Fibre Plaster Ivory Cement Plaster F. T, CROWE & GO, 1105 A Street TACOMA, WASHINGTON Portland Fluff Rug Go. Transforming of Worn Brussels and Ingrain Carpets into Rugs Prompt Attention and Good Service Guaranteed Phone 3052 700 Washington St., Portland, Oregon SKELLY & LITTLEHALES Dvalors In Groceries. Flour. Feed. Hay, Grain, Coal, Wood and Build ing Materials 101-103 Fourteenth St. North Phone Pacific ll Corner Flanders Portland, Oregon Courtney Music Co. Band Instruments Stringed Instruments Phonographs Cheap for cash or easy payments Latest Popular Songs And Music 25c, Five for $1, Postpaid 10-Cent Sheet Music Postpaid. Standard Classical and Popular Sheet Music, 10c 88 NORTH THIRD ST. Portland, Oregon STEAMER TELEGRAPH TASTEST ON THE RIVER Tho only steamboat making a round trip DAILY Except Sunday bctneen Portland and Astoria And Way 1'olntt Leave Portland 7:00 A M Arrive Astoria 1.30 I M Leao Astoria 2::0 V M Arrho l'ortlaud, ..'. 9:00 1' M MEALS SEUVED A LA CAHTE Portland Landing, Alder St. Dock. Astoria Landing, Callcndcr Doth. E. B. SCOTT, Agent. Phone Main S6S ABBETT All Kinds of Galvanized Iron and Tin Work a Specialty ALL WORK GUARANTEED NOT TO LEAK Agent (or Qukir Mfg. Co.'s StMl Fvnicis 440 Union Ave. North Ehop Phone East 0177 llestdence Phono East 1663 ST. PAUL MINN. Alfred J. Krank (Buccctsor to SCIIKELL & KHAKK.) DEALERS IN ALL, KINDS OP BARBERS' FURNITURE AND SUPPLIES FINE CUTLERY RAZOR WORK A SPECIALTY. 142 G. Sixth St., Opp. Ryan Motet. St. Paul, Minnesota Aguilas and Seal of Minnesota Cigars ARE SOLD ON ALL TRAINS Kubles & Stock Co. MAKERS ST. PAUL - MINNESOTA EL FIRMA and DUKE OF PARMA CIGARS You Will Like Them HART & MURPHY, Makers ST. PAUL Established 16M Incorporated 1009 GRIGGS, COOPER & CO. Manufacturers, Importers and Wholesale Grocero 242-264 East Third Street ST. PAUL MINN. : OMAHA NEBRASKA : OMAHA NEBRASKA : :! :! "THE ONLY WAY" Have your Baggage checked from hotel and Residences over any railroad to any place in United States by Omaha Transfer Co. Office 208 So. 14th St. When Coming into'Omaha give your checks to our uniformed agents on trains or at depot and receive cheapest and best service New cabs to all parts ofjeity. ! MINNEAPOLIS MINN. 1 :......................! NORTH STAR WOOLEN MILL CO. Manufacturers ot Blankets, Flannels and Blanketings Minneapolis, Minn A. Backduil O, A. Dackoiul A. Backdahl &. Co. DRUCiaiSTH. Opposite Milwaukee Pepot. Psescrlpttoni are fully compounded, tu Washington are nuo South. Minneapolis, Minnesota Wear CYGNUS $3.50 SHOE Manufactured by North Star Shoe Co. MINNEAPOLIS MINNESOTA MINNEAPOLIS OMNIBUS AND CARRIAGE LINE MATTISON & FOYE, Proprietors I LIVINGSTON UNION MEAT MARKET. A. O.HASELER, Prop. CHOICEST FRESH AND IT MEATS Oamo and Kith In Season. Livingston, ----- Montana. F. B. TOLHURST Taxidermist for the Tourist OPPOSITE DEPOT, Livingston, Montana. GEO. W. HUSTED Prescription, Drugs, Patent Medicines, Ci gars, Toilet Articles, Finest Soda Fountain on tho N. P. Railway. Opposite the Depot This card entitles you to a trip through the National 1'ark, pruvIdliiK )ou patronlia "THE SOLO" And can mako satisfactory arrancoinonts with tho transportation companies. The only first-class placo of the kind in Livlnjiton. Dottlo Goods a specialty FRANK DLISS, Proprietor 117 W. Parle St LIVINGSTON, Mont j COUNCIL BLUFFS j S. T. McATEE Fancy Groceries, Bakery Goods and Meats j j Supplies for Dining; and Private Cars Given Special Attention J J 230-32 M!n St. 229-31 Pwl St. TeUphone J9J Council Bluffs Iowa EVANS LAUNDRY CO fS5 Don't Neglect Your NcsBfee Shirts Dy having thorn carelessly or indiffer ently ironed. Send them to a flrat-class laundry, such as the Evans, when they will receive proper attention, ba re turned to you clean and whole not halt washed, torn or frayod. Goods called for nnd delivered promptly. Mode rata charges. Phono 290. 522 Pearl St. COUNCIL BLUfTS, IOWA & 237 Hennepin Ave. Nicollet House Block MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA ffi "Didn't ho got It for your "No; but be not It" Houston l'ot 'k-U if mi'TTf ir'f "-' f"jtj-" "-'"