Portland new age. (Portland, Or.) 1905-1907, July 07, 1906, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextTHE NEW AGE, PORTIiAlSTD, OREGON : NORTH YAKIMA t, MEADOW BROOK CREAMERY H. Q. WEINHTK1N COMPANY. Manufacturers ot Fancy Creamery BUTTER. North Yakima, Wash. JAMESTOWN, N. D. : Jamestown Steam Laundry J. t. HALSTCAD, Proprietor Short Time Work a Specialty JAMESTOWN NORTH DAKOTA The Seiler Co. OSCAR J. SEILER. Attorney-at-Law ' President Paid Up Capital and Surplus $35,000 Collections Investments Real Estate t Jamestown, North Dakota : OMAHA NEBRASKA : f OMAHA NEBRASKA ! :: HmmMmmmJ "THE ONLY WAY" Have your Baggage checked any rauroaa 10 any piace in unuea aiaies oy Omaha Transfer Co. Office 208 So. 14th St. When Coming into Omaha give your checks to our uniformed agents on trains or at depot and receive cheapest and best service New cabs to all parts or city. r SPOKANE Watson Drug Co. Wholesale and Retail The most complete stock of Drue and Patent Medicines to be found In the Inland Empire. Prices guaranteed as low as the lowest. Our Prescription Department meriis your confidence. 401 Riverside Ave. Granite Block THE SLOANE-PAINE CO. SPOKANE, WASHINGTON Qrenteat Grocery OP THE Northwest Imjotteri of Wines, Liquors, Delicatessen Fruit and Groceries Wo mako a specialty of supplying prl ato cars. Bend for catalogue. Mail orders solicited. 521-523 SPRAGUE AVENUE INFORMATION ABOUT REAL ESTATE GLADLY GIVEN ROGERS & ROGERS' OLD RELIABLE Emtmbllmhrntl 1802 sT TTOOIE 5pokan6 The Model Dry Goods Store of the Model Western City VISIT SPOKANE. When you do, visit THE CRESCENT, its model store, and one of the most interesting show place in what Elbert Hubbard ha called the model city of America. Visitor will fiad here a Bureau of Information where reliable information of all kinds regarding city "y be obtained. Also free Parcel Check Rooms, Public Telephones and comfortable waiting rooms witk lava tories for women. Sbokane Agent for North Star Blankets, the kind used on ail Pulhmaa coach. COUNCIL BLUFFS S. T. McATEE Fancy Groceries, Bakery Goods and Meats j Supplies for Dining and Private Cars Given Special Attention J J 230-32 Main St. 229-31 Pearl St. Telephone 191 Council Bluffs Iowa EVANS LAUNDRY CO n? Don't Neglect Your Neglgec Shirts By having thorn carelessly or huliflcr cntly ironed. Send tlioin to n Urst-class laundry, aucti as tho Kvnns, whore thoy will receive proper attention, bo re turnod to you clean and whole not halt washed, torn or frayod. Goods railed for and delivered promptly. Modorato charges. Phono '.'1)0. 522 Pearl St. COUNCIL BLUfTS, IOWA from hotel and Residences over nr.niisir 1 drUKAINt J CASCADE LAUNDRY CO. A. J. KKl.SK, Manager. Goods Called For and Delivered To Any Part of the City. 911 Bridge Avenue Telephone Main 286 SPOKANE. WASHINGTON t7. H. STANTON CO. Wholesale and Retail Butchers Dealers in all kinds of Fresh and Cured Meats. Jobbers in IlantH, Bacon and Lard. All kinds of sausage, a Spe cialty. Telephone 201. No. 212 Bernard St., SPOKANE, WASHINGTON The Crescent Bakery & Confectionery Co 247 Riverside Avenue SPOKANE, WASH. Wo mako tho Original Pullman Bread. Choice Pastry and Fancy Cakes. Wed ding Cakes a specialty. Confectionory and Ice Cream Parlors in connection. PHONE MAIN 1501 SPOKANE, WASHINGTON. JJVj jg ' ST. PAUL MINN. ! r. J. EHRMANNTRAUT Wholesale and Itetalt Dealer In MEATS 179 Western Avenue. 438 Broadway. Both Phones. ST. PAUL, MINN. CASCADE LAUNDRY O. D. KEHMEEY, ft mm. Tetmphonmm N. W. 12QB-J1 T. O. 120S 128 W. 7th St., St. Paul, Minn. Alfred J. Krank (Succeuor to LC1INBLL A KHAN1C.) DEALERS IN ALL. KINDS OP BARBERS' FURNITURE AND SUPPLIES FINE CUTLERY RAZOR WORK A SPECIALTY. 142 B. Sixth St., Opp. Ryan Hotel. St. Paul, Minnesota Aguilas and Seal of Minnesota Cigars ARE SOLD ON ALL TRAINS Kubles ot Stock Co. MAKERS ST. PAUL - MINNESOTA Model Steam Laundry lilss-l'lillllps Mry Co,, Proprietors. Office IS6 E. 7th Street. Laundry, cor. Sixth and John sts. ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA EL FIRMA and DUKE OF PARMA CIGARS You Will Like Them HART & MURPHY, Makers ST. PAUL Established ltil Incorporated 1M0 GRIGGS, COOPER & GO. Manufacturers, Importers and Wholesale Grocero 242-264 East Third Street ST. PAUL MINN, OEO. W. FMSKMAN 1'reildent PAUL H.noTZUN eeo. and Treat. C. GOTZIAN & CO. Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers In BOOTS AND SHOES Proprietors ot MINNESOTA SHOE CO. Factory: Cor. Fifth and Uoiabel Sts. r'aleirooms and Offices, '.Mi to W0 IncluttTS, I. Fifth St.. n ST. PAUl. MINNfSOTA. llranch Factory: Chippewa Falls, Wis. hraucbt Portland, Die. UT Cscfutlvc Northwestern Agents fer Wales Goodyear Rubber Goods. P.J.BOWLIN LIQUOR CO. Wholmlc eaten la lastrtcd tad kaVJtfta WtsfVVUV Wilts and Liqsors .Jill " WKsSLW III sri III JuktM It. St. Paul NilRISltL Son Father, why do men get bald sooner than women? Kuthet llecauae they don't wear their hair so long. Him I seo your social rlvnl, Miss Budd, tins her picture In to-duy's pnper. Her Indeed! What was she cured of! Scissors. Kodney Do you have troublo with "shall" and "will"? Ulckey Nope my wlfo says "you shall," und 1 say "I will." Puck. "Is your llttlo brother In tho house, Jimmy?" "Suro ho Is. Don't yer Bee dot shirt of his hatigiu' on tho lino?" Clureland Leader. Mary Thoy Issued n hundred and fifty wedding Invitations. Jnno Did they get many valuable presents? Jane No; they barely uindo exuenscs. Guest (facetiously) i'here oro two spoons In my tea cup. What Is that a sign of? Hostess Lltt'e Son That's a sign that someone else hasn't got any spoon. Qramercy Why not take out of Bridget's wages enough to pay for tho things she breaks? Mm. (Jrnmcrcy But, my dear, how could va get her to pay us tho bnlnnec each month? "Compulsory education," remarked tho morallzcr, "Is contrary to tho laws of nature." "Oh, 1 don't know," re joined tho demoralizer. "Kven the fishes are to bo found in schools, you know." "Why does all tho world lovo a lover?" "Heeauso," answered Miss Cayenne, "It Hatters our vanity to ob serve people who aro In love and think how much more sensible we aro by comparison." "No truer words were ever spokdn than theso: 'A fool and his money are soon parted,'" said the uoturcr. "Sura thing." piped n voice f-oin the rear ot tho hall; "we all gavo up tlfty cents apiece to get In here I" "1 can't decide," sho snltl, "whether to take the lint or not. llu It Is Jutt the dearest thing I lime seen this sea son." "Tho tlwresJV" asked tho bus imiKi. with ii sardonic 'mii'li "TIioq It's certain that you'll tako It." "I am nfrald y'ou are ono of those people who look down on toll." "Not nt all," answered tho luxurious youtlu "My great-great-grandfiithor worked hard nnd Invested his money, mid wo nro qulto pleased with hint for doing .so." Tit lilts. Lady (engaging cook) Why did you leave sour Inst place? Urltlgct aia loncy Whol, mum, tho mistress said sho cudn't do wldout me, so 01 came to tho conclusion that Ol wns worth moro than she was glvln' me, nnd Ol lift at wanstt Plck-Mo-up. "I tell you, man was not meant to llvo alone. Tho young man In business who Is not married Is wlomly handl capped." "That's what I Not being able to put his property In his wile's name, he's at tho mercy of h'.s creditors." Catholic Standard and Times. Teachor If I gave you 18 cents, nnd you had spent 8 cents for candy, 12 for marbles, and 1 cent for mi apple, what would you have left? Tammy Fifteen cents. Teacher Now, How cm you give such n silly answer? Tommy I would. I'd charge tho stun: to pa. "Mr. llugglns," said tho attending physician grnvely, "I nin ofrnld your wife's mind Is gone." "Well, I'm ot jurprlsed," replied Mr. II. "Sim's been giving mo n ploco or It every tiny tor twenty-three years, nnd sho didn't have i whole lot to start on 1" Washington Mfe. "This Is tho first tlmo you liavo been to prayer meeting In n long tliu,".iuild tho pnstor of n colored congregation. "I had to come." replied Hrastim I'lnk ley; "I needs strength'nln'. I'so got a Job wliltewashln' a chicken coop mi' bulldlu' n fenco around n watermelon patch." Washington Star. 'That barber seems to bo doing a rushing business." "Yes. Ho has In vented n hair tonic thnt siiioIIh exactly llko gasoline." "Hut er I don't sc tho point." "It tickles tho vanity of his patrons. They go nround smelling of gasoline, and this gives tho Impres sion thnt they own automobiles. exchange. Absentiulnded. It Is reiwrted that Itev. A C , of Iloston, linu a how telephone Introduced mid ha became so fascinated with It during tho week that on tho next .Suuday morning ho startled his congregation by announc ing: "Olvo us hymu liable Ono O Six Three 1" Lives there n man who has not said, "To-morrow I'll gt out of bel At (1 o'clock and get things done Ilofore the setting of the sun"? Lives there a man who bfts not aald. At 0 a. m., "How good this Led Doee feel," and snores till after 8, Then wondered how be slept so late? Grace Q. Uostwlck, In Wortan's Horns Companion. An Innkeeper once had the good for tune to entertain bis hovertifu, who consumed, among other thlugs. a couple of eggs, for which he wns charged a guinea apiece. "Eggs must be very scarce here,' remarked b.s Hoyal High ness, as be scanned the o.ll. "No, sire," was the answer, "but fUngs are." Argonaut "And you're not married after all those years?" "No," replied the old bachelor friend whom he bad not seen for a long time, "I don't seem to have any luck. Hut I've started on a new plan. I bought an aid to courtship yes terday." "You don't mean to tell ms you'd follow one ot those absurd books" "Book, nothing. Mine's an automobile," Milwaukee Journal. SEATTLE WASH SEATTLE TRUNK FACTORY Manufacturers and dealers In Trunks, Suit Cases and Satchels Trunks Made to Order and Repaired 817 Second Ave. SEATTLE WASH Tinno and Columwu 'Pitess Main 18 BONNY & WATSON CO ( SUCCRfSOM TO ) BONNY & STBVART rUNIRAL CIRKCTOR8 AND RMBALMIRS Lady Assistant AN C-tttL TVarfi ways In Attendance. OeaiUC( W dSIl. F. R. YERXA & SONS WHOLESALE GROCERS Expert Dealers in Tea and Coffee Corner Main and Occidental SEATTLE WASHINGTON fUT HOOPVIRON ORAW-IUOA r:::::rr:::v:.::ri mmncAfULis mnn. ; ........................i NORTH STAR WOOLEN MILL CO. Manufacturers of Blankets, Flannels and Blanketings Minneapolis, Minn. A. IlACKUAHL C, A. IlACKDAIIL A. Backdahl &. Co. uuuuaitii'M. Opposite Milwaukee I)etut. I'sescrlptlons are fully comKjunded. 113 Waihlugton are nueboutn. MlnnuupnllM, Mlnnoaiotu A. 0. THOMPSON DRUG GO, Modern Drug g ists Opeai Day and Night foei, Quality Cbocolates-Eaduslve Agency TWO STORES First Ave and Third Street Opp. Postoffice) Nicollet Ave. and Fovrtk Straef A. D. T. corner Mtnneapolu MinnesoU .bbA. Lam BBBamaBL A ar bbvVbbV. J& low Sl15 aCnZaT FREIQHT RATES )i low i, W.'l f HOUSEHOLD GOODS TB MHO IH0MI WLl WTZL THE EAST t'J WRITE us Jr' J PL Smmttim, Wmmm. LmWAW RUSSELL-MILLER Ml LUND CO. Merihant and Export Millers of North Jamestown, Valley City 9ENERAI OFTIOEs When in Seattle visit HAINSOIN & COS Billiard Parlors The Finest in the Northwest 621-23 First Avenue SEATTLE WASHINGTON Trunks Mads to Order and Repaired Phone MalnMU SEATTLE TRUNK FACTORY N. V. STRAUS, Mr. Manufacturer! and Dealers In TRUNKS, SUIT CASES AND LEATHER GOODS t!7 Second Ave. Seattle. Wuh. "A Whiskey Without a Repu tation." Try It CI Kader Bourbon Served at All First-Class Bars This whiskey Is novor sold until it la fully matured oy i.;;o, and is guaranteed to bo more rellablo and uniform in qual ity than any other whiskey offored to the public. HENRY FLECKEN8TEIN A CO. Distributors WATER TANKS Fir Spruom mnti Ommfmr Lunthmr BoxShookm Cmdmr. Shlnglmm Grays Harbor Commercial Co SmmWm, Wmmh. 1 l MINNEAPOLIS MINN. 4 Yerxa Bros. & Co. Wholaaala and Retail Grocars 413, 477, 4 Nicollet Ave. Minneapolis, Minn Wmmr CYGNUS $3.50 SHOE Manufactured by North Star Shoe Co. MINNEAPOLIS MINNESOTA Pillsbury's FLOUR Leads the World Made In MINNEAPOLIS Dakota. Capacity 3,000 Barrels Dally am. Orand Forks, N. Dak. MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA BaLaLClaLiiTf (eYii" m! lUTWiffOTtllT"''''""''