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About The new age. (Portland, Or.) 1896-1905 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 1, 1902)
"fW V THE NEW AGE, PORTLAND. OREGON. J TOPICS OF ) T 7YW5S. Ho In a Rood phyHlclnii who ndtnliilB tcrn medicine to the heart In the shape f wit anil humor. For cnch tiny huiiip folkfl lnbor In tho Lord's vlnuynrd tlioy expect the Lord to work two tlayH In theirs. This would ho a gloomy old world If It had to depend upon tho moods of some people for Its supply of Biinshlnu. A ninn may he willing to admit that his wife knowH more than lie does), but Just the name he obJeetH to her runnliiK his business. Senator Morgan Ih entitled to the honor of laying the corner Htone of tins Nicaragua Canal, provided It Ih to have a corner Htoue. A law Is proposed In Holieiiiln requir ing candidates for matrimony to pro cure a cettlllcate of mental soundness. That would cut out about all of them. Some people get very tender In cold weather; they will remain up all week until 11 o'clock at night, but Sunday evening can't go to church becaiiHo they are afraid to be out late. A Chicago professor thinks he can produce life. All he needs, he says, Is an "Ion." A little tack, placed with Its live end up, In a chair, Iiiih often been the Iron needful to produce much ac tivity In the lives of our fathers. Only a tiulbbler will quarrel with the Btatemeiil that every man workH for a living. Those who do not are the ex ceptions proving the rule, and they are exceedingly unhappy. And no man works harder than the millionaire, to whom the eight-hour law affords no re lief whatever. The extreme penalty of financial law Iiiih been Imposed upon hlm-lic Is sentenced to ilnanclal servi tude for life. Whatever the cause or causes, strikes are nearly always uuprotltable, even to the side which wins. Unless there Is a prompt yielding by one Hide or the oth er the resultant losses almost Invaria bly overbalance the gains. An advancu of 0 or 10 per cent In wages Is but a Himill return for many weeks or months of Idleness, and when such an advance la secured there Is always the uncer tainty iih to how long It can lit1 retained. Their ablest leader, Hooker T. Wash ington, sees the salvation of his race In becoming tillers of the soil. Ills conn ncl Ih of universal application. Man can do without everything but what the soil produces. In Its cultivation there Is more rest for the mind and exercise for tho body than In any other Tocatlon known to mankind. Migra tion from farms to factories helped to bring In the Industrial area, but over pressure upon city employment now points tho way back to tho soil. Congress appropriated a million dol lars for the soldiers' homo now building ut Johnson City, Teun., thirty-live buildings embosomed In a beautiful park and all set "In the heart of the mountains." The characteristic dis tinction of this home Is that veterans of the Civil War, both Union ami Con federate, and soldiers disabled In the Spanish War will be harbored there. It Is pleasing to think of the older he roes, once antagonists, dwelling togeth er In comfort and amity. It makes one wish the factions that continually snap and snarl and light In the Central American States could bo transported to the neighborhood, fastened In cages uiul made to look on the scene" until they absorbed the meaning of It. Noth ing Is clearer than that the republics on the farther side of Mexico will nev er prosper until their people learn to do ns wo hiivo done, "get through" and bo friends. Tho recent accident on tho Chicago anil Northwestern Itoiul, In which four persons lost their lives, over thirty were Injured nml much valuable property destroyed, was occasioned by a nils placed hwltcli. llecniiKo the switch was not properly set u passenger and a freight train came together with disas trous coiihciiiicuccs to both. It Is the opinion of the railroad olllclals that tliu responsibility for the misplacement probably lies with some member of tint crew of the freight train. There Is ev. cry reason to believe that this was the case, nMlie switch had Just been used by that crew. So the carelessness of an unknown subordinate has plied up a bill of damages which the railroad com pany will have to foot, ltallroads have to depend on the Intelligence and vig ilance of employes. There Is no auto matic machinery by which trains can be run, Hut men are sometimes care less and sometimes make mistakes which have sad and expensive conse quences, ltallroads have done much to guard against such mistakes, but they do not seem to have done enough. Since the misplacing of a switch can do so much mischief, apparently It should not be left to one man In a freight crew, unchecked and uiiwatched, to attend to the setting of a switch. The prolw bllltles are that If It had been made tho duty of the engineer to see that tho switch was all right, he would havo dls. covered the mistake and there would have been no accident. Tho technical engineering details of rnllroadlug are of little interest to tho general public, as a rule. The public Is concerned only In tho results of modern railroading as seen lu fast and luxuri ous train service. How this service Is attained In a matter for the engineers and railway olllclals. The heavy extra cost of fast trains, however, ns brought out at the forty-fourth meeting of the American Society of Mechanical En gineers In New York, Is not without popular Interest In that It disabuses the average laymnii of some erroneous Impressions. It might be supposed that n fast trntn running from Chicago to Denver, and making but one or two stops, would cost less than a slow train making all the stops on the road. This Is a radical error, as shown by one of the Bpeakers Mr. Delano, of Chicago nt the engineers' convention. The ele ments of cost In the fast train service are Increased fuel consumption, higher grade of machinery and service, In creased wenr and tear, greater risk of accident and the delay to other trnlllc. It was shown by Mr. Delano that an In crease from thirty to Hlxty miles per hour would raise fuel consumption for power i2y2 per cent. The damngo to trackage by fast train service Is nlso an Important factor In the Increased cost. Careful records hnve demon strated that the high-speed engine has much more effect upon rails and road bed than the slower moving engine of greater tractive power, "with a less path described by the counterweight of the driving wheels In single revolu tions." It Is also obvious to even the ltiyuuiu that the consequences of an accident either to machinery or track at high speed are much more serious both In money Iosh anil In the effect niton the popular mind of such accident than those which occur to slow-moving freight trains. Added to the disasters from collisions are the Indirect losses through delays to other trnlllc. Tho track must be clear for the fast train. Hundreds of cars of freight are Hide tracked at various points to enable It to get by. It is the high-speed trains which are responsible for the expensive block and signal systems. It was also brought out by Mr. Delano that It has been an axiom of the railroad managers that the way to do a maximum busi ness over u piece of railroad Is to havo all trains moving at as nearly a uni form rate of speed as possible. Tho high-speed train, moving at long Inter VIIIH, (unites It Impossible to llttnlll HUH maximum business, Those disclosures Klvo tlm public sonio I (1 on of tho extra burden of cost Unit Ih Imposed upon tlio carrier corporation!) by the highly developed flint railway mull service of thin (null try. Keeps tho Sonp Rigid. When a cake of soap begins to Hllde n round In the shaving cup It make. It dltllcult to obtain a good lather, and tho owner Is apt to replace the cake with n now one be fore the old one Is half used. It Is to prevent tills waste and retain the sonp until It Is almost used ut) that the Invention shown In the Illustration has been designed. The binding plate which presses against tho surface of the cake or soap Ih made of porcelain preferably, although aluminum may be utilized, ami to Insure a perfect lit around the outer edge u rubber packing ring Is fitted In it groove on the edge. The tendency of the water to soften the outer edge of the cake Is prevented by this plate, as the contact of tho brush Is limited to the small open ings, but sulllelent soap for a good lather Is easily obtained, and as tho cake wears beneath the openings the plate Is turned to a fresh position ami pressed lower lu the cup to hold tho cake lu place, (icorgc M. Mtillcr, of llrooklyu, N. Y Is the Inventor. rintUllcil with TnciiiHotvt'N. The Haitian loves to play at being n soldier. Uu delights In uniforms and gold lace, military titles and display, yet he allows his neighbor, San Do mingo, to push the frout.er between the states farther and farther to tho westward without ottering the slight est objection. Here Is a conversation reported by Hcsketh I'rlchard between three consequential Haitians, clad re spectively ,11 blue, green and pink uni forms thickly netted over with gold lace: "(icneral," remarks the blue one. "What, my general Y" respond the others. "I am tired. Hut the review of to day! What a spectacle!" . "O-hol" cries the pink general. "As suredly a great spectacle!" "Without nuestlon," says the green general, "the most imigulllceut specta cle that one could Imagine." "I was much Interested," remarks the Kiigllshiuaii, "Our army Is coinpobcd of brave men," says the blue. "Our troops are the tlnest In the world. Do you not think so, mon sieur?" "I have seen none like them," agrees the Kugllshman, with caution, "The army of Haiti has never been conquered. 'Hie French were here; we drove them out. The Kngllsh fought with us; where are they? Hut we we we are hero always. Wo have never been conquered." This was the paean of the pink gen eral, nnd the others agreed. Women IhuitiirM lit Turkey. Among the peasants of Turkey al most all the doctoring Is still done by women, lu Constantinople there are laws against these healers, but they flourish nevertheless. Kleutrlr, Cnlw lu I'rtrls. Klectrle cab service lu Paris has proved very uuprotltable. It Is said that the loss so fur represents ?lKO,0CO. H U said that people never get any sense until after forty, Some people teach twice tliut age uud uevcr have auy sense LEADING BUSINESS FIRMS OF EASTERN OREGON. THE MINT SALOON O. L. MELLQUIST, Prop. IlKRT HKAND3 OK WINKS AND LIQUOUS IMPORTED AND DOMKSTIO CIO A ItS...- Corner Depot Street and Jefferson Avenue, LA ORAHDE, OR. The Leading ORE DEALER AND EASTERN ORECJON IS A. RADER.. ..M. Pmiernl Director nml Emhalmcr Lady Atislxlunt. I'KMH.KTON OIIKdON K. V. Junn. Pieit. K K. Jmt, Hen'y nnd Treaa. Tiikro.m I.'. FnLL, Manager Incorporated, 1896 Capital Hloik. $10,000 PENDLETON Woolen Mills Manufacturer of FtaWocI Blankets, Indian Robes Casslmcrcs, Flannels Pondloton. Oram 01 mllK OKI.KIIItATKI) COI.UMIIIA UllKWKItY AUdUHT IlUCIILKIl, Prop. Thin well-known brewery I now turning out lliu beat lli'ur mid Porlcrcast il tliu Canuiidcs. 'lliu IutKt iippllanccs for tho maiiufiietnro of Koou ncamiiui net'riinvu neuu iiiiroiiurci, mm only tliu llmt-cliiKH article will bo placed on tlio market, Kast Becond Htrvot Till'. DAM.KH, Oil. Dalles Laundry Go. FIRST-OLASS WORK at Hliort Notlco Gentlemen's Work a Specialty I.nrul Plume 341 Long IHntnuo 003 THE DALLES, OREQON Z. F. MOODY THE DULLES, OR. General Forwarding AND Commission Merchant. OHIccs nnd Warehousos at RAILROAD AND STEAMER DEPOTS Wool handling our anoclnlty. (irnln liouglit and anld. Columbia Brewery Tho , Celebrated AUGUST UUCHLER, I'ropr. Of Hie prnduut of thU wi'll-known breuory, the United Htulea Health llepuru lor Juno , U0, any; "A iiiorouierlor tirewnevert ntereil Ihu minatory uf th I'nltid sttttcx Healih Ito porta. Il la alKolulcly devoid of tliu ilKlitut ratio of adulteration, but on IhuuthuK luiud I composed of tho boat of mall and rhnlreil of nop', nmoiiiu uiiHi men nru in ini'iiiKiirM.niMi II can tm lued with tlio grcatcftt houellt and n,Hufif'ltiiii liv nlil Hllil vitlllli llu llki. i.ttii pnn. M'lt'utlnutly Ixi prr'0 lWd liy tlio pli)lelaui, wiin inoioriaiiiiy inai i oeiier, purer or uioro whole. oino bovorago could not posibly 1J found " Eamt Smoond St., THE DALLES, OR. Bar Fixtures and ..Billiard Tables.. Have Re-established their busi ness in PORTLAND, at 49 Third Street. A full stock of Bar Fixtures. Bil liard and Pool Tables. Bowling: Alleys and Supplies always on hand. EASY PAYMENTS. J. G. REDDICK, Manager. LIPPINCOTT'S MONTHLY MAGAZINE A Family Lidrary The Bist In Current Literature 12 Compute Novels Yearly MANY SHORT STORIES AND PAPERS ON TIMELY TOPICS $2,50 pen year ; 25 cts. a copy NO CONTINUED STORIES EVERY NUMBER COMPLETE IN ITSELF FUR I WF MONTANA ADVERTISEMENTS. CLOTHES THAT WEAR j i and era fit to wear, bear our label, Barbers' Coats, Walters' Jackets anil Aprons Oans& Klein, HELENA AND BUTTE, MONTANA. HERRMANN A CO. a Furniture and Carpets, S01-203 Broadway. Undertakers and Embalmcrs, 1 20 Broadway, Telephone 240. IIKLKNA, MONT. Kessler Brewery, rmmm BREWERS AND BOTTLERS Of Hlgh-Unulo Decrs, Holona, - - Montana CAM. ,VT TMK Keller Studio Fine Photographs ron Yotin Wo linvo nil tlio latent styles in Mimnti. llrliiR your Kodak work mid net prices. k"PI I PD 137L; N. Miiln Klrnr-i, rVKL,lrc., 0ip. 1'. O. IIoIdmh, Mont. t: l. garland, COMMERCIAL PHOTO OR AFHJJl 364 Morrison Street. Developing, Printing, and Mounting For Amateurs A Specialty Largest Selection of Pacific Coast Views. Eromldo Enlargements rhone Hood "CO. Magic Cell Food la Naturo'i remedy. Reaks for Ittclf. Wo taku comtimptlvea after they have been given up iy phyilclanH and their friend, put them on their feet In a few itaya with ronoHcd utrfimtli, chpi rful mid happy. It clean and regulate iheato'nach and tow eta; oinvi all chronic olieaiva. Call and nee u: ua are ucro io nay. ion wiuuoiur. jtlaed w hen you learn what cure wo are rWuxklna- lu Portland. Two weoka' treatment, iprlco $1.00. Call or addreni, MAGIC CELL FOOD CO. 2B4 MAOISOM ST., rOKTLAHO, OREOOM. Coat You SOcm Par Wcok. Arthur Dm Marshall . RmmlEmtmtm ana Mortgage Lomnm Farmm anmf Tlntmmr Lanmm Imvaatmfnta mad mud ramrty mmndlmd far mam rJdamta. aat-a nirdat. raHlamd, Oraam. Ask Your Dealer For WTESHUBS iiiiiiiiiiiKLBlBaHBlSQLiiiiBaal L!aLLiiiiMLtieij(nLwBLiLiiiiiiifl M cmmtDi,ik t.o.oa H I TRAbC MARK. mmmmmataammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is DT RAIL AND WATER. 4E Oregon Shopj line and union Pacific DlMRT TIME SCHEDULE PoilUnd, Or. Anaivi Chicago rnrlland Special 9:W)a. in. via Huntington, Entt Lake, Denver, Ft. Worth, Omaha, Kama Ultr, St. IxiuU,Chlcai;oand East. 4:30 p. n. At'antlc Express 8:50 p.m. via Huntington, Walla Walla tawla ton, SpciLnue, Mill licapnlli.Ht. rani, Dnluth. Mllwau kecClilcaKo&Kant 8:10 a.m. St. Paul Fat Mall G!l3 it. in. Via Epokniio Fait I.nkc, Denver, 7:00 a.m. It. Worth, Omaha, Kmimu City, St. Ixitils,Ui)lcuKoand Kast. OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE VltOSI l'OUTLANU. Ml p. in. All ratling datei abject to change For Han Franclnco kail every & dayt, 4:00 p. Dntlr Kx. Sunday :Uii). m. Saturday )u:tu p. in. Columbia Rlttr bltimtrt. To Aitnrlaaud Way Laiidlngt. 4 no p. in. Ex. bunday CitAa.m. Mon., Wed. and Fri. Wlllamellt Rlir. Water pcrmllllne. 4:nop. m. .Kx.uuuday Uregoti City, New berg.Xiileiu, Indo lieudeuce, Corvnl. Ha and Way Land ing. 7:I'0b. m, linn.. Tlinr. audHau Wlllamolle and Yam- hlllMiart. Water permitting. Ort'iiuu Cltj, liny. lon,.t Way Ijind. lugk .1:nop. in. Mon.. Wed. and Fri. I.v. Itlparla 4:0.1 h. in. Dally except Monday. Snike River. Itlparla to Lowli Ion I.v.rcnrliton 7:ikih. in. Dally oxi cpt Uouday. A. L. CRAIG, General l'aaaeugcr Agout, l'ortland. Or. V. A. fcCIIII.I.INO. Cltv Ticket Atrent. Third nnd WaahlngiouUtrcota. EAST AND SOUTH -VIA SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO. ' Shasta Route Lenvea l'ortland H:) a. in., 7 p. in. " Alhany l'J:i p. in., IU::w p m. .trrlvea Adiland VJ::i-lu. in., It::i0 a. in. ' Kaeramontno p. in., 4:3.1 u. in. 11 Han KraneUeo 7:4A p. in., 8:15 a. in. " Ugden !M a. in., llillu. in. " Denver Uu, m., (in. in. KnlikHK City l:Si a. in., 0:110 a. in, " (!iilcngo7;43H. in,, u::i n. in. " ixm Augelek 1;'.M p. in., 7 a. m, 11 Kl I'anoilp. m., Op, in. 11 Fort Worm tt::io . in., 6:30 p. m. City of Mexico DM a. in., 'J:M a. m. " llotntnii 4 n. m.,1 a. in. " New OrleniK U:i1 p. in., 0:25 a. m. ' Wtihliigtou 6:ii a. in., rt.U a, in. ' New York VfM p. in., V1;U p. in. rullman and Tourist cam on both trains. Chair caraitafrainunlo Io Ogden and Kl I'aao, and touriit enra to t'lilcago, tit. I.ouli., New Or leans and Wanhlugtou. Connecting ai fan KruneUeo with several limn lor Honolulu, Japan, China. I'hillppluei, Central and Ho nth America. R. B. MILLER. O. P. A., Portland, Orogon. WHITE COLLAR LINE Portland -Astoria Route STEAMER "MAILEY OATZERT" Dally round trips except Sunday. Tlma Card. Iave Portland. 7 A. M Leave Astoria.... . ..7 I'. U The Dalles-Portland Route STEAMER "TAHOMA." Between Portland, The Dalles and Way Points. Tkmmmard. I aave l'ortland Tue. Tliurs. and Sat...... 7 A. M Arrive The Dalles, same day ...6 1'. M Leave The Dalles, Sun. Wed. aud Fri 7 A. H Arrive l'ortland, same day l". M fy-Thls route has thegrandest accnlo attrac tions on eaith. Lauding: Foot of Alder St., Portland, Oregon. Both 'phones Main 331. JOHN M. FII.LOON". Agt.. The Dalle. A. J.TAYLOIt, Agt., Astoria. J. C. W VA IT, Act., Vancouver. WOl.KOItl) A WYKK. Agli., White Palmon. I'll ATI! Kit A llAltNKd, Acts., Hood Hirer. E. W, CKICIITON. Agt.. Portland. THE HOUSE FURHISIING GO. (Incorj orated.) Manufacturer of Woven Wire Mattresses. Carpets, I'orllrrs, Itugs. Lace Curtains. Shades. Furniture, Wall Paper, Picture Frame, Mattrtssva, llcdJIng. Uatlcrtakingantl embidmlHsa speciaHy Stores at Albany and Salem, Ore. Factory at Albany, Ore. Masonic Temple, Albany, Oukqo.v. UT RAH. ANDWATJITl. A STORIA & COLUMBII '' m Slraii Passenser H Dollr WITH THROUGH PARLOR CARS nitTWLKN Portland, Astoria Seaside Leaves Union Depot Portland For Maygcrs, Rain ier, Clntikanle Westport, Clifton, Astoria, Warren ton, Flavcl, dear. hart Park and be a tide. Astoria A Bcashore Express Dally. Astoria Kxprcr Dally. Arrives Union DotoL Portland. i:00a.m. 11:10 a. m. :0p. m. 6 step. m. 'i :30 p.m. Dally except Saturday. (Saturday only. Ticket office, 253 Morrison street, and Union depot, Portlan.. Jt tt AT0. Gen. Pass. Agent, Astoria, Or. SHAVER TRANSPORTATION CO. STEAMER GEO. VV. SHAYER, Wilt leave Portland, font of Washington HI., Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday evonlng nt o'clock, for -auvlc Island, Kl. Helen, Caplcs, Deer la nml, Martins, Kalamn, Neer City, Hauler, Ml. Collin, Mnvger, Htelln, Oak Point. Frecinaus, MausauiUo,Clatskaule aud all way landing. "BEST OF EVERYTHING" In a word lhl tells of tho pas f seuger service via THE NORTHWESTERN LINE F.lght Trains Dally between Ht. Paul and Chicago, romprlHlug Tlin T.ntrat I'lillinnn MenporN, 1'eorlsa IMiilns Cnra, Llbntry Hinl lllirrvtlon Car, treii Iteellnliiir Olmlr Cars. THK TWKNTIKTH CF.NTUItY TIIAIN "THE NORTHWESTERN LIMITED" Hum Every Day of the Year, The Finest Train in the World Electric Lighted Steam Heated TO CHICAGO lY DAYUdllT. The lladrer State Kxprras. tho finest Day Trilst HnunliiK lletweeu Kl l'aul and Chlrtgo via,, the Hliort Line, Coiiuccilons fiom the West made via. The Northern Pacific, Orcnt Northern and Canadian I'ncific Kallwajs This Is abo the lct lino betneen Omaha, Si Paul and Mlnnrapnlls. All Agents sell Tickets via "Tlia Northwest ern Line." W. H. A1CAD, General Agent. tl. L. SISLCR, T. A. S8 Alder .Street, Portland, Or. ..THE REGULATOR LINE.. Tho D alios, Portland t Astoria Navigation Oc, COLUMBIA RIVER SCENERY. BTEAMKItH Dalles City and Regulator "COLUMBIA RIVER ft- iirrwrrw Portland, Cascade Locks, Mood River and The Dalles. For Information call on or addrvta M. V. HARRISON, Agent, (k Mtrert Doek. I'OUTI.A I), OH. Oregon Fone 014. Col. Pone 4IM. Or W. C ALLAWAY, GcnL Agt., The Da 1 1 a, Or f. J. Mil Ml, Tnv. Aa; TICKETS TO ALL Points East VIA & Bhortest and quickest line to St. Paul, Dukith, Minneapolis, Chicago nd all points KasL Tbroogh Palace and Tourist Sleepers. Dtnlac and Buffet Braokliig Library Can. Dally Trains; Fast Time; Service an4 tveeoery Unequaled. For Rates, Folders and Full Information Re garding Kastern Trip, tall on or addreta J. W. PHALON, T. P. A. H. DICKSON, c. T. A 122 THIRD ST., PORTLAND. A. B. C. DENNISTON, G. W, P. A., tit First Avenue. BEATTLK, WASH RIVER RAILROAD CO