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When nn umbrella trust enn bo
broken up It Just means that the trust
IWlll not nhvaj-H reign.
Zangwlll Insists thnt he finds the
highest form of truth In fiction, nnd In
this ho seems to be telling some of It.
W. K. Vanderbllt has given Klssam
ball to the university at Nashville, but
ah It Is n coeducational Institution the
bojra probably hud not waited for that.
If this money lending by Uncle Sam
Joes on ho will pretty soon have on
band a lot of second-hand crowns and
coronets put up as collateral by mem
bers of tho effcto monarchies, ns se
curity. Prince lnkathar of Cambodia has had
1o pawn his Jowolfl for ready money.
This Indicates that tho prince Is alrendy
married. Otherwise ho would have
come over with his Jewels on and mar
ried nn American girl.
Tho father of Cornelius Alvord, Jr.,
tho mnn who stolo $700,000 from a
New York bank, took $100,000 from a
Syracuse bank forty-ono years ago. If
there Is a third Cornelius Alvord ho Is
Jlkcly to have more or less troublo find
ing a Job In a bank, unless bo adopts
an alias.
An edition do luxo, limited to COO cop
ies! and offered for personal subscrip
tion at 1 guinea, will perpetuate a news
paper prepared by llrltlsh olllcem whllo
prisoners In Pretoria. Tho Gram, thus
tilted, was produced by meant) of the
hectograph. When tho tlmo comes for
a completo and dlspasslouatao hlntory
of the South African war, tho Pretoria
paper will be nn Interesting witness.
Commenting on the Into Mr. Hunting
ton'H assertion thnt there In grent dan
ger of ovcrcducntlug tho young, Abrani
Hewitt declares: "If I wero to linve the
cholco of one hundred million dollars or
tho pleasure I had lit my college days
and Uio pleasure I have had ns tho re
sult of my education, I would quickly
cIiooho the latter. Were I to chooso tho
millions, I should receive, nnd I should
expect to receive, the scorn of my fel-low-men."
The Knrl of Chatham used to bow so
low when he met a bishop that bin none
could bo seen between his knees. A
suavity no less appalling to Its sub
ject marks, nevertheless, tho ascent of
our Indians In the social scale. A
teacher In nn Arlzonn hiIhhIoii school
lately noticed a big boy holding a dis
cussion with a little girl at the school
door. Ho was explaining to her that
sjtrls should always "go tlrst." Hhe was
accustomed to seeing tho 'woman curry
the load behind tho man, and hung
bck, abashed at such gallantry. Of
eon.sUirireds of young Indians the political
fMlMM may truthfully bo used, "Not
dancing, but ndvnnclng."
A muddy river betokens one of tho
arcatcttt of national Iohhcs. It means
that the rich soil, which Jack Frost nnd
othor natural agencies have been ages
In forming, Is wasliiiig away Into the
ocean. Tillers of tlie land could do
much to prevent theioss by keeping Uiu
jrround on hllUldeH covered with treex
or with nod. It Im the cultivated Held
on n Hlant which washeti away most
rapidly. It Is contrary to public policy,
or nt least to thu welfare of tho future,
that tho top-soli of such land should
tw sent down to the, ocean when It
might bo yielding jrrn'sN crops. Many
rivers thnt nre now muddy wero clear
before tho comlug to this continent of
civilised mnn.
Among tho nrts which tho world Is
wout to place In tho lost column Is the
art of conversation, for at regular Inter
vnls some one arises to ubhui'u people
that they do not know how to use their
tongues, Perhaps tho Injunction to
children, to bo seen nnd not heard, may
nave had something to do with this tie
cudeuce, for certainly It does seem ns
If the tongue had not kept pace with
the pen. Tho author of n pertinent edi
torial article In Hcrlbncr's iuchMoub
whether tho art of talking la not dying
out because of specialism, the absorp
tion of each individual In his owu ca
reer. 'Tho result of devotion to a spe
cialty," he says, "Is to reduce original
ubjects of Interest that is, tho sub
jects which oue has 'In common with
other peoplo, 'topics of conversation,' an
they nre culled. Wo speak of our mod
em world as wonderfully broadened In
.Interests and sympathies by the tele
graph and the newspaper. Yet for oven
a high type of Individual it may bo, a
constantly narrowing world." One is
onietlmes Inclined to thu conviction
thut conversation as well ns composi
tion ought to be taught In Bchools. It
might lead to tho stlltedness nnd tho
artificiality that the author of this arti
cle llnds In tho tlno tnlk of the past, but
Jt would Insure a gllbness thnt Is as
sjood as gold nt times, Tonguetlcduess
Is worse than stlltedness nnd Ineohoreii-
cles more pathetic than artificiality. It
Is this lack of the right word which Is
responsible for the Imperfect sympa
thies that exist between people, and
conversation might perhaps help to
Itrldge over those "estranging seas"
which, ns tho poets have It, separate
Individuals, "
What means of redress Is open to the
man who Is bamboosled Into buying a
ticket for,n bad theatrical performance?
la he to KiifTer In allcuco (trims ho u rem
dy I: These nuesttonu nre of ndded lu
tvrest owing to a recent decision, the
learned Jndgo holding that, though th
show be of the kind professionally
known ai "rank," the, deluded ticket
holder Is not entitled to manifest his re
sentment by hissing or other evldenco
of disapproval. Few peoplo will ap
prove this decision. It violates natural
justice and It conflicts with the Innate
Instinct of mnn to ml bo some kind of n
disturbance when he llnds that he has,
been swindled. As well say that the
restaurant patron who finds tough beef
steak or dubious eggs set before him Is
not entitled to offer n few emphatic ob
servations to tho entire establishment,
from tho proprietor down to the dish
washer. Of course, It may be argued
that the theatergoer who has paid good
money to see a bad performance has bis
remedy nt law that he may sue for
and recover the amount that he paid for
his ticket Hut oven If this proceeding
wero not tedious nnd expeiwlve It
would still nfTord Inadequate relief. The
outraged patron of the drama Is In
equity entitled to express his resent
ment of tho Imposition that has been
practiced upon him. He has a right to
voice his Indignation so thnt It will be
hoard of all men. No objection ever Is
offered to the npplauoo which greets
good plays and competent actors. Why,
then, should bad plays and Incompetent
actors be exempt from the reprehension
which they bnvc Incurred by their tin
worthiness? The question Is one which
will not bo llnnlly settled by the pro
nouncement of a Judge. If merit Is en
titled to praise Imposture deserves pub
lic robuko. The bad actor Is going to
hear sibilant testimony to his shortcom
ings despite any decision that may ba
formulated by the courts.
The requirements are so many and
the examination Is so strict that a mnn
who Joins tho regular army of the Uni
ted Btntes must be, physically, an al
most perfect man. It Is tho govern
ment's Interest, of course, to keep him
bo. In tlmo of actual war he may havo
to bear some deprivations as well ns
face tho ever-present risks of battle;
but ordinarily he Is well sheltered,
clothed and fed, and if tho generous
army ration does not satisfy him, he
can buy a grent many luxuries for a
very llttlo money. The subsistence bu
reau of tho War Department does not
often (Iguro In nrlut. but the enlisted
man, nt least, knows that It does much
for the army's health and contentment.
virtually It conducts a department
store for soldiers, selling everything nt
cost price. Private Joiich of the Four
teenth can buy a line razor, for In
stance, cheaper than his brother In New
York can, nnd If tho private has a fancy
for toilet soaps and silk handkerchiefs,
equally good bargains are open to him.
To supplement the rations Is, however,
tho principal business of the subsist
enco bureau. It provides almost every
thing thnt Is eatablecondeiiM'd milk,
Jams and Jellies, pickles, dried llsh, inn-
pio syrup, olives, crackers nnd cakes,
nnd a bewildering variety of canned
fowls, Including soups, meats, vegeta
bles and llsh. Recently enndy was
nddod to the list, nnd although our boys
In China are out of tho latitude of choc
olate creams, they can buy enko choco
late and all tho gumdrops. lemon tab
lets and similar hard candles thnt they
wish. Our nrmy has no exnet equiva
lent as yet for tho "Held bakeries" cm
ployed by tho French nnd other foreign
nrmles, which furnish fresh bread ov
cry morning to theroops In tho Held.
Hut on tho whole, 'United Stntes sol
dlors are probably better cared for than
those of any other country. It Is a
truism that they deerve tho enre. Tho
army Is so small, compared to the light
ing forces of other nations, thnt tho
country has been able to set n high
stnudnrd, nnd enlist men who are us
worthy to enjoy luxuries ns they nre
strong to eniluro hardships.
FASHIONS FOR WltsTBR.
STYLKS IN OUTDOOII OAIIUKNTS,
A Compromise.
"Ho asked me to marry him,"
"And you accepted him?"
"No. Idiot that I wus, I asked
fo
tlmo."
"And what did ho say?"
"He snld he'd give mo a year."
"Ahl And what did you say?"
"I saw my mistake. I said two days
would be plenty, Hut he wouldn't hoar
It. He said no woman could make up
her mind In such a short time. He real
ly Insisted on my taking six months.
Wo finally compromised on thirty
days,"
"And thcu?"
"Ho mnrrted that putty-faced lumber
ling girl the very next week."
"Cat" lu Many laiiKungs,
Tho cat Is called kat lu Daulsh and
Dutch, kntt lu Swedish, chat In French,
kattl or katze lu (lermnu, eatus In Un
til, gntto lu Italian, gato In Portuguese
nnd Spanish, kot in l'ollsk, kots lu ltus
slan, cuth lu Welsh, kath lu Cornish,
catua lu Hii8(iio and gas or katz lu
Armenian.
A Strang Treo.
In tho village of Mlllbeck, near Kes
wick, Knglaud, Is a most curious freak
of nature. Two trunk rise on each
sldo of a sprlug of clear water, and Jolu
together three feet above, forming oM
trw
linage and Omnibus Transftr
COMPANY.
Office B. W. Cor. Fourth and BUrk 8ti.
Telephone 639. PORTLAND, OREGON.
Excfue Your Checks With MtMtnvtt
on Trains and Order Carriage or Coupes, j
Baggage checked at resi
dence to any destination.
Brunch Offices: Hotel Portland: United
Carriage Co., Bcrenth and Taylor.
L. H. ADAMS, Manager
...Call At...
W. SPORE I
Kor the But Grades of
Wines, Liquors and Cigars
115 North Seventh St.
TTNCLE HENRY
Dealer In ,
PAWNBROKERS' UNREDEEMED PLEDOBj
Cash paid (or old fold and sliver.
WATCH AND JEWELRY REPAIRINO.
ISOBlxth Btrcot.
'ortland, Orcgot I
T
UK ORIENTAL
J. W. GRU8SI, Proprietor.
828 Washington St., Opposite Imperial Hots?
Drinks 10 cants. Beer Scents.
A.
LIPPMAN
IUOH ORADE LADIES' TAILORING
Perfect Fit Guaranteed.
8ults, Jackets and Riding Habits of Ins Latest
Novelties Made to Order. KrerytUIng
Up-lo-Date.
Washington St., Ilct. 7th and 8th, Up
Stairs. Brook Block.
Oregon Phone Hood AM. PORTLAND, Oil
mEMPLE MEAT MARKET.
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riB uoiiyury-"
' To All Parts of tho City. H
No. M, Bcrenth and Davis Sts. Phone Clay 8(
M
Lard, Ham and Bacon.
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ortONE 4 RHUI.ZE, Proprietors.
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MURPHY A CO.
WINK AND LIQUOR DEALERS.
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Welnhnrd's fleer on Draught, Bans' Ale, Gul'V
ucss' Porter. Val Hints Milwaukee Boer anda
mu (.cicurnieu j. n. umier wmsaey
for Family Use.
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45 Third St., Dot Couch and Davis.
Goods Delivered Krco. PORTLAND, OR.
SUMMONS.
In the eironit court of tho staV
Oregon, fur tho county of Multnc
Department No. U.
J. H. Hooper, plaintiff, vs. Mel
Hooper, defendant.
To Mary A. Hooper, defendant
named:
In the nam of tho eUto of
you are hereby required to appe.
answer the complaint filed again
in the above entitled suit, on or .
tim Htn flav nr ninamn.r mnn i
is the time prescribed in the order for
thn nntillftAtlnn nt ta anmninnft mnA
If you fail so to appear and answer,
plaintiff will apply to the court for the
relief demanded in the complaint,
namely: For a decreo dissolving the
bonds of matrimony now ox Is ting bo
tween the plaintiff and defendant, and
for the care and custody of Helen J.
Hooper and Kdgar W. Hoopor, the
imne of said inurrlngo, and for snob
other relief as may bo equitable.
This summous is to be published
once a week for six succosalvo weeks.
First publication is the 27th day of
Ootober, 1000, and tho last on tho 8th
day of December, 1000, by order of
the Hon. J. D, Oleland, judge ot the
above entitled court. Made and enter
ed on the 30th day of Ootober, 1000.
W. 8. HUFFORD,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
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SUMMONS.
In the circuit court of the state of
Oregon for Multnomah county.
William L. Uoff, plaintiff, vs. Lester
M. Love, defendant.
To Loster M. Love, the above Batned
defendant.
in the uaroe of the stnto ot Oregon,
you aro are hereby roquired to appear
and answer tho oom plaint tiled against
you in the above entitled action on or
before the 10th day of Docomber, A.
D., 1000, said day beiug the expiration
ot six weeks from tho 20th day of Octo
ber, A. D., 1000, the date ordered .by
the court for the first publication of
this notioe, and If you fall to so appear
and answer the plaintiff will take
judgment against yon for the suns of
990 with interest thereon frosa Jann
ary 1. 1879, ai the rate of 10 per
cent per annum and the costs and dis
bursements of this action.
This summons is published by ordet
of the Hon. A. L. Frailer, Jndge of the
above entitled court, made and entered
on the aetb day of Ootober, A. D 1000
GILTNEIt & RKWALL,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
NOTIOE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT.
Notice is hereby given that I hare
filed my final account as exeoutor of
the estate of F. II, Ramsey, deceased,
lu the otnee of the county clerk of
Multnomah county, state of Oregon.and
0:30 o'clock on Monday, the 12th day
of November, A. D. 1000, in tho court
room of said court, has been fixed by
said court as the tiuio and plaoe for
hearing said tlual account and the. set
tlement hereof.
A. W. LAMBKKT,
Executor of the estate oi F H.
Ramsey, decease), .'
Dated, Ootober 4, 1000. s
iff
THE DALLES, OREGON.
Mays & crowe
Wholesale A Retail Dealers la
HARDWARE. STOVES AND TIHWIRI
Farm Machinery, Implements,
Wagons and Carriages.
Iron, Steel, Coal and Blacksmiths'
Supplies.
Hardwood and Wagon Makers' Materials,
Bicycles, Guns, Ammunition, and Sporting
Goods, Etc
AVER TRANSPORTATION CO.
STEAMER GEO. W. SHAVER,
Will leare Portland, foot o( Washington St.,
mnrtay, Tuesday and Thursday evening at 4
t'clock, tor t-auvlc island, St, Helens, Captes,
ter Island. Marlins, Kalama, Neer City,
Unler, Mt. C'omn, Mayger, Btella, Oak Point,
'recmaiis, Mansanillo,Clatskanie and all way
gliding.
IV.
8. BOWMAN
PHOTOGRAPHIC AND LANDSCAPE ARTIST
Views of All Description
Specialty, Kodak Developing and Finishing
Main St., Near Bridge,
PENDLETON, OREGON.
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TAR HOTEL
W. M. ROBINSON, rrop.
SUMPTER, OREGON.
pOTTAGE CHOP HOUSE
ii. v. (jutni;ii, rrop.
Open at all hours day or night. The best meals
serveu in i.a uranae lor me price.
Remember the location
East Side of Depot Street
LA OIIANDE, - - OREGON.
"lOEDECKE'S REBTAURANT
or ...
l'KMILtTUN, OJ'.KUON.
Next Door to W. A C. R. R. Ticket Offlco
MEALS AT ALL HOURS.
First-Class and Quick Forvlce. Private Boxes
I
in connection. Meals at All Prices.
GOEDECKE, Prop.
Commercial
Livery Stable
Opposite Hotel Pendleton
PENDLETON, OREGON.
...TELEPHONE NO. 10...
'nest turnouts of all kinds In Pendleton
I untitle single drivers for ladles
Good, competent drivers always on hand
Boarding horses given the best of care.
G. M. FROOHE.
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KOEPPEN'S
PHARMACY...
Everything that is kept in a
modern and up-to-date drug
store. Prescriptions and
Family Recipes put up by
competent men, from purs
drugs.. ..
A, C. K0EPPEN dt BR0
Manufacturing Chemists.
116 Court St., PENDLETON, 0B.
THE MINT SALOON
O. L. MELLQUIST, Prop.
BKBT nnANDS OK WINES
AND UQUOUS
IMPORTKI) AND
DOMESTIC
CIQAHS....
Corner Pepot 8treet and
JeSerson Avenue,
LA UHANDK, Olt.
SPANISH ORIGINAL TAHALE
RESTAURANT
166 Dull Street, Bet. Third and Fonrth
For the Best Meal lor the Price
in the city.
Quiet and Clean. Cooking by Noted Chefs.
A FULL LINE OF
Electrical
Supplies
B
Lighting of Building,
Stores and Residences
arc and incandescent. Elec
tric Power for Elevators,
Pumps and all Kinds of
Machinery
Pirtland General Electric Ci.,
3EVEITN III ILIEI STS.
Both Tnoasa 385,
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sBfcSgUssi.MMiLaaaWpB
leodlno Baslness Flnss H Tlte Dalles
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IIRST NATIONAL RANK, THE DALLES, OR.
j. b. qcnoriK, rrcs.s u. ji. ucbi, wuwii
A irenersl banking business transacted. De
posits received, subject to sight draft or check.
Collections made and proceeds promptly re
mitted on day of collection. Bight and tele
graphic exchange sold on Niw York, Ban Fram
clico and Portland.
pRKNCU & CO., BANKERS
THE DALLES, OR.
M. French,
J. W. French.
J. C. Hostetler, Cashier,
T
HE CELEBRATED COLUMBIA BRBWERY
AUOUST BUCHLER, Irop.
This well-known brewery Is now turning out
tho best Beer and Porter east of tho Caxcudcs.
Tho latest appliances for the manufacture of
good healthful Beer hare been Introduced, and
only tha flm-clsss article will be placed on tho
market.
East Second Street
THE DALLES, OR.
T
HR WESTERN LUMBER COMPANY
OSes! Serenteenth and Front Streets.
Portland, Oregon.
The Umatilla House
THE DALLES, OR.
IlflfOTT & FISH, Proprietors.
....The American Plan Only,
Rates, 11, tt.M and 2 per day.
All trains stop for passengers. O. R. A NJ
tleket office. Western Union telegraph. Long
distance Bell telephone. Agents and ofllco for
all stage lines. Accommodations flrst-clus.
Z. F. MOODY
THE DALLES, OR.
General Forwarding
Commission Merchant.
Offices and Warehouses at
RAILROAD AND STEAMER DEPOTS.
Wool handling our specialty.
Grain bought and sold.
The Regulator Line.
The DiIIm, riiaii I Jstiria
NAVIGATION CO.
THROUGH FREIGHT
AND PASSENGER
LINE....
Dally Line of Steamers Between Portland,
Vancouver, Cascade Locks, Hood River
and all Points on the If asklngtoo side.
The steamers Dalles dry an Regalater leave
rartlaad every aeralag (eseept 8uaSay)at7
Rd The Pall at I a. as., arriving at dasUna
n la amp) tlaae tor outgoing trains.
freight Kates Oreatly Xedueesl.
W. C. ALIA WAY. Oea. Agt.,
root Caurt Street, The Dallas, Or
SLITER'S CAFE
148 SIXTH STREET
i
Ittwten Morrison and Alder
-BEST ORADE8 OP
...Wines, Liquors and Cigars...
Tha Finest
Northwest.
Straight 10-cent Balooa la the
tlANP SOAP AND CH
OTAR BREWERY CO.
Brewers and Bottlers of the Famous
HOP GOLD BKKR
TANCOUVKR, WASH.
ROWN A M'CABE, STEVEDORES
Portland, Oregon.
Correspondence solicited.
Ship's mail promptly deUrered.
Cable address Brown.
rOHN KKLLY
General Iturance Agent. Fire and Marine.
Scottish Union A National Ins. Co., Edlnburg
and London; Western P. and M. Assurance Co.,
Toronto, Can. KM Third St., Columblau Bldg.
TKUNKKN A JUUEN-
Wholesale and reatall erocer. SI Mil Sun.
side street, corner Sixth, Portland, Or, Tele
f hone, Oregon Black 'JX.', Columbia SSa.
uisciwpTT?nBrr
Vg poirriAND.owKQOw. qy
usbobi nam m
EASTsKN
OMGON.
IAUTOM A CSX
cHslersIsi
rarltee, j$fa &Z." Hb,a
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BA6CM
Sealer fa
fartirar toA Mtatat Bopr-liee, Mores, Tls
watt, CaUary n4 Qua.
Bina citt, onitoom
akkr citt iRcnrwonrs .
oeo. r. Mebrfi, i-rorrieioT.
alMsrs et StSBit) Milk. Ore Cars and Cen
tral Mlalng. BawmtU and ri suing Mill Mn.
chlaery. Architectural Work, Etc. ftrass an
IrenPauadersaiM Machinists, special attar
lion glra to retailing a4 afculldlag all kinds
( machinery.
Telephone Bed 1X BAKMt CITY, OR.
T
nB IT. LAWJUCKCJI
VRXD ERNBT, TroprletoT.
sly Irttelasf,
Knropeaa slaa
SAKER CITT, OREGON.
J.
W. WISDOM a ca
Cragglsta and Apothecaries.
fresetrsUssss earefally compounded.
Attlolas.
Teftot
Ksla Btreet, BAKER CITT, OR.
w.
TATTKRaON
Troprtetor et
inn KXCHANOE SALOON
Agent tor "Old Barbee." Wood tor
County, Ky., Whiskey.
BAKER CITY, ORKOQM.
Me
rrrATERHAN
A BCIIMITZ
Wholesale and Retail Dealers. fa
WINKS, LIQUORS AND ClOARt
BAKER CITT, OR.
T
HI STORB
One e! the flnrst nliees In tha
city (or trarsllng men.
riNK WINKS, LIQUORS AND CIOARS
Remember the place.
ACKKRMAN, Troprlator.
iJAKKR CITY, OB,
izMxm
"I TNDKRTAKINa
In the neatest form. Pol
ished and metallic coftlna,
A No. 1 hearse, tiood ser
vice assured.
W. B. NXLSON, Funeral Director, x
rgNDLKTON, OR, .
m a TAYLOR
TllE "IIARDWARI MAN."
Bard ware, Stores, . Tin and Copperwart, -
Lime, rtastrr, Cement, Coal, Irou and i
( Bleel and Uydraullo t'ipe.
m Main BtreeU PENDLKTON, OR. j
T
UK riONKXR DRUO STORB
VIA SLATE, Proprietor.
Our stock Is thoroughly nrMo-data. We earn
nothing but strictly AI goods at.
popular prices.
IW Court Street.
PENDLETON, OR,
Hotel
Pendleton..
E. J. MOORE,
Proprietor,
ENDLETON
OR.
HENRY RUST
Pacific Brewery
BAKER CITY, ORGEON.
A. NEUBERGER
OXALXB
fini CQhiskies aod Cigars
Hcasfauartcrs for Mfalaf
and Cotnmsrckl Mem.
tAKERCTTY
OREGOW
nOBKRTB CAPS
Best Grades ol
WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS
Fault and Stark fits., PORTLAND, OBJtOOV
PrtTate Entrance,
phone Black USA,
103 Fourth Streak Tate.
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To Good People
For Good Work
STAR LAUNDRY CO,
No. SM GUaaa Bk. a tar
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