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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, JuNE 25, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, JUNE 27, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Someone drops the guard and
welcomes you into a wacky, per-
sonal world. Enjoy the tour. Just
remember, it’s but a glimpse. Only
the security guards really know
what happens in the museum’s
off hours.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). The
day is characterized by a smooth-
ness that allows you to move
faster and with a one-track focus.
With the concentration of a skilled
ninja, you’ll complete a mission
stealthily and take back the prize
to your loved ones.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Just
because an idea is zany doesn’t
mean it won’t work. A bit of ridic-
ulousness will harmonize with
the practical logistics and offer an
effective solution. Whimsical air
signs are balance to your ground-
ed energy.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Even if you expect things to go
right, you’re still grateful when
they do. Your appreciation means
more than you know. So often the
satisfied customers go silently on
their way, and only the unhappy
ones speak up.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Teaching is the best way to learn
something thoroughly. In doing
so, you will find out where the
gaps in your own education lie
and then fill them in to achieve
the next level of mastery.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). If
the various parts of your life were
represented in tectonic plates, this
would be a day when two plates
try to take up the same space. Ten-
sion builds and then it’s released,
with a gentle shake to all sides.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’re hesitant to get caught up
in big talk. It is often the case that
people who think they know
something have less to share than
those who are sitting quietly and
watching the action.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Your focus is required. Fear may
disguise itself as distraction. Face
it instead. What you’re doing is a
little hard at first, but once you
get in the swing, you’ll be glad
you didn’t waste time on anything
else.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Heroes
don’t need a crisis to prove their
heroism. They can be spotted
as they perpetuate standards of
human decency in normal cir-
cumstances and for no apparent
benefit. You recognize heroes
because you are one.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Although you are in the mood to
risk it all, “it all” doesn’t want to be
risked and will seem to cling to
you, begging you to reconsider.
You would be wise to do so. This
mood will pass, and you’ll still
have all your resources.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’ll
communicate and learn with
greater ease, but more impor-
tantly, with more interest in your
subject. Your curiosity is not only
a boon to the processes but it also
makes your work much more fun.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Be-
ing tired or overwhelmed can pull
a shadow over your thinking. Tired
thoughts can be less helpful and
even less truthful. But after you’ve
rested and taken good care of all
needs, you’ll hear the cheerful
truth with clarity.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June 27).
Don’t worry about qualifications
this year, as you’ll pick them up
after the fact. You’ll push yourself
to tackle a new accomplishment
and then turn into the person
who can do that. More highlights:
accolades from a tough critic,
fitting into a group that has long
fascinated you and the sweetest
family time you’ve had yet. Leo
and Aquarius adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 2, 29, 1, 19
and 47.