A7 THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, JuNE 25, 2022 BLONDIE DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S HOROSCOPE MONDAY, JUNE 27, 2022 RHYMES WITH ORANGE B.C. DILBERT BIZARRO ARIES (March 21-April 19). Someone drops the guard and welcomes you into a wacky, per- sonal world. Enjoy the tour. Just remember, it’s but a glimpse. Only the security guards really know what happens in the museum’s off hours. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). The day is characterized by a smooth- ness that allows you to move faster and with a one-track focus. With the concentration of a skilled ninja, you’ll complete a mission stealthily and take back the prize to your loved ones. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Just because an idea is zany doesn’t mean it won’t work. A bit of ridic- ulousness will harmonize with the practical logistics and offer an effective solution. Whimsical air signs are balance to your ground- ed energy. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Even if you expect things to go right, you’re still grateful when they do. Your appreciation means more than you know. So often the satisfied customers go silently on their way, and only the unhappy ones speak up. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Teaching is the best way to learn something thoroughly. In doing so, you will find out where the gaps in your own education lie and then fill them in to achieve the next level of mastery. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). If the various parts of your life were represented in tectonic plates, this would be a day when two plates try to take up the same space. Ten- sion builds and then it’s released, with a gentle shake to all sides. CANCER (June 22-July 22). You’re hesitant to get caught up in big talk. It is often the case that people who think they know something have less to share than those who are sitting quietly and watching the action. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Your focus is required. Fear may disguise itself as distraction. Face it instead. What you’re doing is a little hard at first, but once you get in the swing, you’ll be glad you didn’t waste time on anything else. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Heroes don’t need a crisis to prove their heroism. They can be spotted as they perpetuate standards of human decency in normal cir- cumstances and for no apparent benefit. You recognize heroes because you are one. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Although you are in the mood to risk it all, “it all” doesn’t want to be risked and will seem to cling to you, begging you to reconsider. You would be wise to do so. This mood will pass, and you’ll still have all your resources. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’ll communicate and learn with greater ease, but more impor- tantly, with more interest in your subject. Your curiosity is not only a boon to the processes but it also makes your work much more fun. NON SEQUITUR WIZARD OF ID ROSE IS ROSE PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Be- ing tired or overwhelmed can pull a shadow over your thinking. Tired thoughts can be less helpful and even less truthful. But after you’ve rested and taken good care of all needs, you’ll hear the cheerful truth with clarity. MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June 27). Don’t worry about qualifications this year, as you’ll pick them up after the fact. You’ll push yourself to tackle a new accomplishment and then turn into the person who can do that. More highlights: accolades from a tough critic, fitting into a group that has long fascinated you and the sweetest family time you’ve had yet. Leo and Aquarius adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 2, 29, 1, 19 and 47.