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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, ApRIl 9, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, APRIL 11, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
You’re very perceptive. You’ll
notice the problems of others or
get a sense of their secret pain.
There may be nothing you can fix,
but just opening your heart and
letting them know they are not
alone will be a tremendous help.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). It’s
not as though you have to decide
the fate of the whole world, but
this decision you’re making some-
how feels much heavier than
you anticipated it would. Make it
easier on yourself. How can you
reduce the stakes?
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You’re proving something to
yourself these days. By planning
what to do and then doing it, you
gain self-trust, which leads to in-
creased control over your choices,
and ultimately, satisfaction with
your life.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Trying to get through to a certain
emotionally distant person is like
grasping at wind. Instead, get
comfortable and content in your-
self and let the warm, attractive
energy you radiate draw people
in.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Many
never dream of far-off places,
preferring to stick to what they
know. You, however, have exotic
dreams and are willing to do the
legwork necessary to fulfill some
of them. Start small if you must,
but do start.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
There’s not one way to fix things.
When seeking the help of an ex-
pert, keep in mind that there are
many kinds of intelligence that
would be relevant to apply to the
problem at hand.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). You
may feel limited in your ability
to express yourself or further
your purposes. But the more you
exercise your freedom of thought,
the more malleable your environ-
ment will become.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Certain
compromises you’ve made are
starting to add up to vague
dissatisfaction with the way
things are. What needs to happen
for you to feel like you’re getting
more of what you want?
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Consider that people who can’t
seem to stay out of the drama
may be secretly in love with it. The
uninterested will find drama easi-
ly avoided with simple measures:
change the subject, don’t engage
or just drive on by.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). What-
ever they ask, you’re up to the
task. But are your requests being
answered with equal enthusiasm?
Learn from your past mistakes
and assert yourself sooner in a
relationship rather than later.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’ll
get clarity regarding your next
moves and general focus. This
doesn’t come in the form of a
lightning strike from the blue.
Rather, it’s a learning process as
you get your hands dirty with the
work that must be done.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
If possible, touch base in person.
The exchange of ideas and infor-
mation will be smooth and help-
ful in face-to-face encounters. No
matter how hard you try to give,
you’ll be on the receiving end.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
11). You’ll boldly enter new sce-
narios, bringing a bright energy
wherever you go. A calculated
risk will pay off in three different
ways. Adding a skill will give you
a fresh financial stream. Gentle
lifestyle changes will stick. Little
by little you’ll find your way to a
buzzing level of vitality, attracting
like souls to you. Gemini and Libra
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 7, 20, 2, 18 and 45.