B3 THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, ApRIl 9, 2022 BLONDIE DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S HOROSCOPE MONDAY, APRIL 11, 2022 RHYMES WITH ORANGE B.C. DILBERT BIZARRO ARIES (March 21-April 19). You’re very perceptive. You’ll notice the problems of others or get a sense of their secret pain. There may be nothing you can fix, but just opening your heart and letting them know they are not alone will be a tremendous help. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). It’s not as though you have to decide the fate of the whole world, but this decision you’re making some- how feels much heavier than you anticipated it would. Make it easier on yourself. How can you reduce the stakes? TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You’re proving something to yourself these days. By planning what to do and then doing it, you gain self-trust, which leads to in- creased control over your choices, and ultimately, satisfaction with your life. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Trying to get through to a certain emotionally distant person is like grasping at wind. Instead, get comfortable and content in your- self and let the warm, attractive energy you radiate draw people in. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Many never dream of far-off places, preferring to stick to what they know. You, however, have exotic dreams and are willing to do the legwork necessary to fulfill some of them. Start small if you must, but do start. CANCER (June 22-July 22). There’s not one way to fix things. When seeking the help of an ex- pert, keep in mind that there are many kinds of intelligence that would be relevant to apply to the problem at hand. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). You may feel limited in your ability to express yourself or further your purposes. But the more you exercise your freedom of thought, the more malleable your environ- ment will become. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Certain compromises you’ve made are starting to add up to vague dissatisfaction with the way things are. What needs to happen for you to feel like you’re getting more of what you want? PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Consider that people who can’t seem to stay out of the drama may be secretly in love with it. The uninterested will find drama easi- ly avoided with simple measures: change the subject, don’t engage or just drive on by. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). What- ever they ask, you’re up to the task. But are your requests being answered with equal enthusiasm? Learn from your past mistakes and assert yourself sooner in a relationship rather than later. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’ll get clarity regarding your next moves and general focus. This doesn’t come in the form of a lightning strike from the blue. Rather, it’s a learning process as you get your hands dirty with the work that must be done. NON SEQUITUR WIZARD OF ID ROSE IS ROSE CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). If possible, touch base in person. The exchange of ideas and infor- mation will be smooth and help- ful in face-to-face encounters. No matter how hard you try to give, you’ll be on the receiving end. MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April 11). You’ll boldly enter new sce- narios, bringing a bright energy wherever you go. A calculated risk will pay off in three different ways. Adding a skill will give you a fresh financial stream. Gentle lifestyle changes will stick. Little by little you’ll find your way to a buzzing level of vitality, attracting like souls to you. Gemini and Libra adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 7, 20, 2, 18 and 45.