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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, JANuARy 8, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, JANUARY 10, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
When you recognize others for
their achievements, you fulfill a
profound and universal need so
primal that many do not even
realize they have it: the need to
feel important and respected.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Humor is revealing. Joking gives
away the truth of the situation.
You’ll laugh with friends and be
gentle with the humorless. May-
be they are protecting a part of
themselves.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Some say the human brain
processes one emotion at a
time, but you’ll challenge the
notion. The duality of your sign
engenders complexity. You’ll
find yourself taking in all sides
of a bittersweet or tragicomic
circumstance.
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Those who are all over the
map are as lost as the mapless.
Get a quick overview and then
home in on one thing. Believe
in it and stick to it until you
arrive.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-
Jan. 19). If support from
well-meaning people feels like
pressure instead of motivation
toward the goal, you’ll ques-
tion it. Honor your instinct on
the matter. You feel as you do
for a reason.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Someone will play the compari-
son game with you. You’re good
at this one. One of your best
tactics is to be very impressed
by your opponent’s play and let
them have all the glory.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
To fully appreciate what you
have and use it to your best
advantage is the greatest win.
Once you maximize your ex-
isting resources, new ones will
become available.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The situ-
ation is reminiscent of the fable
about the ant and grasshopper.
You’re the ant, busily storing
away grain even when you have
plenty. When the grasshoppers
laugh, you’ll pity their future
selves.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You need space in your sched-
ule to do important things,
such as nothing at all. You re-
pair and restore yourself in the
breaks. Consider making fewer
commitments. Your future self
will thank you.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Who
will come to the party? Who will
participate in your plans? Do
they really like you? Yes on all
accounts. You don’t even have
to try hard. They’ll be swept into
your natural enthusiasm.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Jan.
10). Your dreams are possible.
It’s a little scary, but you’ll
charge forward. No excuses.
No quitting. You’ll change
something about your habits
and thinking that will seal you
to your work with a new spirit
of devotion. Finances perk up
with solid, interesting work.
You’ll be pursued by employ-
ers and love interests. Sagittar-
ius and Libra adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 1, 44, 38,
12 and 6.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Shar-
ing what matters to you brings
gifts too numerous and subtle
to describe. Your arguments
get better, and your knowledge
deepens as you listen up. All
thrive with the discussion going
strong.
NON SEQUITUR
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
As uncomfortable as it can
be living with an outspoken
inner critic, there are benefits,
too. Without this voice in your
head, you wouldn’t be the pro-
found thinker and industrious
individual you are.