B3 THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, JANuARy 8, 2022 BLONDIE DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S HOROSCOPE MONDAY, JANUARY 10, 2022 RHYMES WITH ORANGE ARIES (March 21-April 19). When you recognize others for their achievements, you fulfill a profound and universal need so primal that many do not even realize they have it: the need to feel important and respected. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Humor is revealing. Joking gives away the truth of the situation. You’ll laugh with friends and be gentle with the humorless. May- be they are protecting a part of themselves. B.C. DILBERT BIZARRO GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Some say the human brain processes one emotion at a time, but you’ll challenge the notion. The duality of your sign engenders complexity. You’ll find yourself taking in all sides of a bittersweet or tragicomic circumstance. WIZARD OF ID ROSE IS ROSE SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Those who are all over the map are as lost as the mapless. Get a quick overview and then home in on one thing. Believe in it and stick to it until you arrive. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22- Jan. 19). If support from well-meaning people feels like pressure instead of motivation toward the goal, you’ll ques- tion it. Honor your instinct on the matter. You feel as you do for a reason. CANCER (June 22-July 22). Someone will play the compari- son game with you. You’re good at this one. One of your best tactics is to be very impressed by your opponent’s play and let them have all the glory. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). To fully appreciate what you have and use it to your best advantage is the greatest win. Once you maximize your ex- isting resources, new ones will become available. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The situ- ation is reminiscent of the fable about the ant and grasshopper. You’re the ant, busily storing away grain even when you have plenty. When the grasshoppers laugh, you’ll pity their future selves. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). You need space in your sched- ule to do important things, such as nothing at all. You re- pair and restore yourself in the breaks. Consider making fewer commitments. Your future self will thank you. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Who will come to the party? Who will participate in your plans? Do they really like you? Yes on all accounts. You don’t even have to try hard. They’ll be swept into your natural enthusiasm. MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Jan. 10). Your dreams are possible. It’s a little scary, but you’ll charge forward. No excuses. No quitting. You’ll change something about your habits and thinking that will seal you to your work with a new spirit of devotion. Finances perk up with solid, interesting work. You’ll be pursued by employ- ers and love interests. Sagittar- ius and Libra adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 1, 44, 38, 12 and 6. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Shar- ing what matters to you brings gifts too numerous and subtle to describe. Your arguments get better, and your knowledge deepens as you listen up. All thrive with the discussion going strong. NON SEQUITUR SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). As uncomfortable as it can be living with an outspoken inner critic, there are benefits, too. Without this voice in your head, you wouldn’t be the pro- found thinker and industrious individual you are.