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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MAy 28, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, MAY 30, 2019
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Whether the deal is better
for you or the other person is
beside the point. You seek to
create interactions that increase
the quality of your bonds. This
principle will carry you through
many beneficial exchanges.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
While wanting approval is
natural, wanting it too much is
dangerous. Such a craving can
easily be manipulated. If you
find yourself seeking validation,
pull back and question your
own motives.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Real gifts don’t demand direct
reciprocation. The best gifts
are gifts that can’t possibly be
reciprocated because they are
one of a kind and could have
only been created by the giver.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). What separates truly smart
people from those who merely
think of themselves as or aspire
to be smart is that the truly
smart accept that there is much
they don’t and may never know.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Disagreement causes stress.
One of the most common
things people disagree about is
money. Whatever you can do to
take money completely out of
the equation will also take the
stress out.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). Before you get too busy,
distracted and wrapped up in
today’s inevitable drama, take a
break and visit yourself. You’re
excellent company! And you
have much to share with your-
self during this check-in.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). To
know a person is to accurately
predict what’s going to set
them off, please them or bond
them to you. If you get this
wrong, don’t worry. The reckon-
ing will be a shortcut to becom-
ing intimately acquainted.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You don’t need an instrument
to play music. Like the singing
bird or the howling wolf, you
are the instrument. Use this
metaphor as a guiding princi-
ple. In all ways, travel light.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The
way it goes with teaching and
influencing is that not every
exercise is going to be memora-
ble. Progress is often impercep-
tible. Trust that development
will happen in increments, each
moment building on the last.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). A
spontaneous and uncharacter-
istic action will set off a chain
of events. It’s as though some
mysterious part of you springs
from the depths to optimize the
situation.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Make room for new people and
contributions from unexpected
sources. Relatedly, those who
normally avoid the spotlight
will step forth with something
relevant to add to the show.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
The question of who deserves
what is very tricky and ego-
bound. Many who think they
should get more actually
have less of a claim to it than
the hard workers with lower
self-esteem who actually do the
required labor.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May
30). Relationships will be easy
and smooth, having something
to do with the way you give and
command respect, and seek
those who reflect your values.
You’ve a specific intention for
your own development. Instead
of waiting for life to challenge
you, you’ll challenge yourself.
As such, you’ll grow in your
preferred direction. Scorpio
and Aries adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 6, 40, 33, 50 and 7.