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3C G o o n i e s IQ t e s t THE DA ILY ASTOR IAN • FR IDAY , JUNE 5 , 2015 F ind ou t how mu ch you r e a l ly know abou t th e Goon Do ck s Da i ly As to r ian f i le pho to A youngs te r ma rve ls a t “The Goon ies” mov ie pos te r . 1. re o r fa l s e Wh en th e b ea ch pa t ro l spo t s th e Goon i e s a f t e r th e e s cap e f rom th e cae on e o f th e s ca l l s th em booe r s . A . T ru e B . F a l s e 1. Wh en th e po l i c e po in t th e i r n s a t lo th wha t do e s Ch nk coe r lo th w i th? A . A p i z z a box B . A j a ck e t C . A b l ank e t D . H im s e l f h a i rp i e c e . pop ou t o f d i f f e r en t spo t s b e fo r e th ey sp l a sh down . be fo r e ? th e F r a t e l l i s ’ p i c tu r e on th e f ron t p ag e . 2 . D . J e ep Ch e rok e e . Y ou c an s e e i t wh en Chunk d i s cov e r s th e v eh i c l e n ex t to th e r e s t au r an t . “ORV . . . bu l l e tho l e s . Bu l - l e tho l e s ! ” 3 . C . R ed . - t ion ed in th e mov i e . 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Wha t i s th e mak e and mod e l o f th e F ra t e l l i s ’ ORV (O f f -Road V eh i c l e )? A . Fo rd Exp lo r e r B . T oyo t a 4Runn e r C . Ch evy B l a z e r D . J e ep Ch e rok e e 3 . Wha t i s th e co lo r o f B rand ’ s bandana? A . B l a ck B . B lu e C . R ed D . G r e en . Wh i ch i s O an i c e c r eam ao r Chnk d i s coe r s in th e f r e e z e r w i th th e s t i f f? A . Ro cky Ro ad B . M i s s i s s ipp i Mud C . App l e D . Cho co l a t e E rup t ion . re o r fa l s e ro i s r ead in G n s mmo maa - z in e wh en h e e t s th rown f rom th e to i l e t . A . T ru e B . F a l s e . re o r fa l s e oth s t ep s on and b r eak s t e f ’ s la s s e s . A . T ru e B . F a l s e . n wha t rad e d id Chnk sa h e . . .kno ck ed m s i s t e r d i e down th e s ta i r s and b lam ed i t on th e do. . .? A .Th i rd B . F i f th C . Fou r th D . S ix th . Wha t wa s th e nam e o f th e w i sh in w e l l tha t th e Goon i e s d i s co e r? A . A s to r i a P a rk B . Mo s s G a rd en C . G a rd en G rov e D . W i l low P a rk . F i l l in th e b lank to comp l e t e th i s o t e b nd ’m no t o know A . E l ton John B . B a ch C . B e e thov en D . L ib e r a c e 1. Who i s th e r s t to e t on th e wa t e r s l id e? A . Mou th B . M ik ey C . D a t a D . S t e f 1 1 . Wh i ch ee i s On e - ed W i l l i e m i s s in? A . L e f t B . R igh t 12 . Who pn ch ed ama F ra t e l l i b e fo r e mp in o f f th e sh ip? A . Mou th B . S lo th C . Chunk D . S t e f THE SH IP REPORT Ro s e F e s t iv a l F l e e t a f e a s t fo r sh ipw a t ch e r s hun t ing equ ipm en t on bo a rd . L ik e mo s t comb a t v e s s e l s , th ey a r e p a in t ed th a t ch a r a c t e r i s t i c g r ay co lo r . F rom th e U .S . N avy , look fo r th e USS Cho s in . Sh e i s a gu id ed m i s s i l e c ru i s e r , and h a s i t em s l ik e T om ah awk c ru i s e m i s s i l e s in h e r a r s en a l . Th e USS Ch amp ion i s a m in e - sw e ep ing and hun t ing sh ip th a t i s , in c id en t a l ly , m ad e o f wood - ing m agn e t i c m in e s in h e r wo rk a s a m in e sw e ep e r . And th e U .S . Co a s t Gu a rd cu t t e r W a e s ch e i s a b ig , wh i t e sh ip in th e Co a s t B O R O S p e c i a l t o T h e D a i l y A s t o r i a n T h i s w e ek h a s b e en qu i t e a f e a s t fo r p eop l e who l ik e to w a t ch sh ip s . Th a t ’ s b e c au s e w e ’v e h ad th e Ro s e F e s t iv a l F l e e t t r av e l ing on th e Co lumb i a R iv e r . E a ch y e a r in th e w e ek b e - fo r e th e Po r t l and Ro s e F e s t iv a l , Low e r Co lumb i a r e s id en t s c an s e e a p a r ad e o f U .S . and C a - n ad i an m i l i t a ry sh ip s a r r iv ing f rom p l a c e s l ik e V an couv e r , B r i t i sh Co lumb i a , and S an D i ego . Th ey c ru i s e a c ro s s th e Co lumb i a R iv e r B a r , p a s t A s to - r i a , Longv i ew and V an couv e r , W a sh . , to th e s e aw a l l in Po r t - l and on th e W i l l am e t t e R iv e r , wh e r e th ey ’ r e op en fo r pub l i c tou r s du r ing th e Ro s e F e s t iv a l . A f ew s top in A s to r i a a long th e w ay fo r a n igh t . I ’v e b e en fo r tun a t e in p a s t y e a r s to t r av e l up r iv e r on U .S . Co a s t Gu a rd sh ip s fo r th e f e s - t iv a l , and i t ’ s a r e a l t r e a t to s e e ALEX PAJUNAS — The Da i ly As to r ian long , and i s wh a t ’ s c a l l ed a N a - t ion a l S e cu r i ty Cu t t e r . 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Th e sh ip s , by th e w ay , a l l t ak e m a r in e p i lo t s on bo a rd a s th ey t r an s i t f rom th e Co lumb i a R iv - e r by op e r a t ing a r e a l io - t ru l io s a i l ing v e s s e l by h and . Th e O r io l e i s a k e t ch - r igg ed s a i l - bo a t ( th a t m e an s two m a s t s , w i th th e sho r t e r on e tow a rd long , and i s a r a c e r th a t ’ s com - p e t ed in lo t s o f comp e t i t ion s in C an ad a . B e s t o f a l l , sh e i s go r - g eou s . Lo t s o f v a rn i sh ed wood (b r igh two rk ) and t e ak d e ck s to adm i r e i f you g e t to s e e h e r . A l l th e sh ip s in th e Ro s e F e s t iv a l F l e e t h av e cou r t eou s , k ind ly fo lk s on bo a rd who lov e th e i r v e s s e l s , so a tou r o f any o f th em wou ld b e a t r e a t fo r en - thu s i a s t i c sh ipw a t ch e r s . And mo r e good n ew s : w e ’ l l a l so g e t to s e e th em ag a in n ex t w e ek a s th ey h e ad b a ck down - r iv e r on c e th e f e s t iv a l i s ov e r . On e mo r e in t e r e s t ing no t e fo r A s to r i a sh ip w a t ch e r s : th e t a l l sh ip L ady W a sh ing ton i s in A s to r i a th i s w e ek a s w e l l . H e r hom e po r t i s Ab e rd e en , W a sh . , and sh e com e s to A s to - r i a a t l e a s t on c e a y e a r . Sh e ’ s 2 0 ’ G i i m r e S $ S u m m e r S a l e ! S A VE U UP P T TO O N o w t h r u J u n e 1 3 , 2015 G IMRE ’S SHOES • A s to r ia : 239 14 th S t . • 503 -325 -3972 ON F OO OOT T W WE E A A R R * * Some st y l e s exc l u d e d do ck ed a t th e E a s t End Moo r - ing B a s in . Y ou c an go abo a rd fo r a s a i l o r t ak e a tou r a t th e do ck . Fo r mo r e in fo rm a t ion , ch e ck ou t www .h i s to r i c a l s e a - po r t .o rg . Joann e R id eou t i s g en e ra l manag e r o f Coa s t Commun i t y Rad io (KMUN -FM ) in A s to - r ia . Sh e ’ s a l so th e c r ea to r and p r odu c e r o f Th e Sh ip R epo r t , a rad io show and pod ca s t abou t A l l Th ing s Ma r i t im e . Y ou can h ea r Th e Sh ip R epo r t on Coa s t Commun i t y Ra - d io a t 8 :48 a .m . w e e kda y s a t 91 .9FM , s t r eam ing a t www . coa s t rad io .o r g . Pod ca s t on Th e Sh ip R epo r t w eb s i t e a t www . sh ip r epo r t .n e t . Joann e ’ s “Qu i c k Gu id e to Sh ipwa t ch - ing” i s a va i lab l e a r ound th e r eg ion a t lo ca l boo k s to r e s and a t th e Co lumb ia R i v e r Ma r i t im e Mu s eum in A s to - r ia , and th e L ew i s and C la r k In t e rp r e t i v e C en t e r a t Cap e D i sappo in tm en t S ta t e Pa r k in I lwa co , W a sh . 2 0 % OF F ON O N S O OCK CK S, NS OL OL E E S I N ND D B B A G GS S A