Clackamas County record., July 13, 1903, Image 7

There is mil v nnn wuv t. no Ar
" VVIIUVI
piuipifB ana outer eruptions.
And it's pimnlp anil esav uttjturrl.
Cleanse the blood, improve the diges
tion, stimulate the kidneys, liver and
BKiii, uy uie same means at the same
lime.
The medicine to take is I
Hood's Sarsaparilla
This statpmpnt a onnftrnioi Vtv flu ov.
perience of thousands whom this medi
cine naa permanently cured.
Accept no substitute.
A Lucky Fellow.
r ....
lOUDff Million (Kadi) Mv viiain
George is 4 mighty lucky fellow hand
somest cnap in town.
. Friend Handsome, yes: but he is
as poor as a church mouse.
Young Million (enviously) That's
uie Deauty ot It. He has a new firl
every season, and not one of them
makes a fuss when he casts her off. N.
X. Weekly.
Her Ruse.
Mother You say your husband no
longer spends his evenings at the club?
uaugnter i soon broke him of
that.
Mother How did you manage?
Danghtre Before going to bed put
two easy chairs close together by the
nre, ana men neid a match to a cigar
until the room got a faint odor of
smoke. New York Weekly.
Plso i Cure fls a reined v for coughs, colds
and consumption. Try It. Price 25 cents,
uruggisis.
Her Mild Suggestion.
"Charley, dear," said voune Mrs
Torkins, "will you join our progres
sive eucnre ciudy"
Certainly not. I have no time for
euchre."
"Well. I won't urea von. Rnt.
can't help thinking that if you played
the horses act well as I play euchre
we'd have a lot of money now."
Washington Star.
Feminine Way.
Husband Drat the luck! There
Isn t any gum on this stamp.
Wife Never mind, dear. Here's
p!n. Chicago Daily News.
Just Like a Poem.
"This is what I get for proposing to
a literary gin."
"What is it, oW man?" .
"Why, sne just writes on a card D.
W. T. "
"What does that mean?"
. "Declined with thanks." Chicago
News.
A Star Engagement.
An astronomer has married an a&
tress. She was only a member of
stock company, but he naturally sup
posed she was a star. It is clear, gen
tie reader, that you know the sort of t
moon they are now enjoying. Brown
ings Magazine.
Charitable Sex.
- Bess 80 you are really going to mar
ry juuug ouibieigu, are you;
Nell That'8 what.
Bess Well it will rave you the
trouble of hunting one when ' von set
ready to begin housekeeping.
Nell Hunting what?
Bese Why, a flat. Chicago News.
den. Longstreet in Hospital.
Gen. James Longstreet, the noted
Confederate cavalryman, is in Gai field
hospital, Washington for treatment for
a severe attack of rheumatism.
Polished Cynic
Betty Mr. Cynique is too polished
for words, isn't he?
Peggy Oh, dear, yes. Everything
he says reflects on some one. ,
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Eating Dicers, U'TS
Nothing 13 a source of so much trouble as an old sore or ulcer, particu
larly when located upon the lower extremities where the circulation is weak
and sluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the leg is a frightful sight
and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the
sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh melting away and feel
the strength going out with the sickening discharges. Great running sores
and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple boil, swollen gland,
bruise or pimple, and are a threatening danger always, because, while all
such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this should make you
suspicious of all chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if can
cer runs in your family. Face sores are common and cause the ereatest
annoyance because thev are so tier. 6
sistent and unsightly and detract so
much from one's personal appearance.
Middle aged and old people and
those whose blood is contaminated and
tainted with the germs and poison of
malaria or some previous sickness, are
the chief sufferers from chronic sores
and ulcers; ' While the blood remains in
an unhealthy, polluted condition heal
ing is impossible, and the sore will
continue to grow and spread in spite of
washes and salves or any superficial or
surface treatment, for the sore is but
the outward sign of some constitu
tional disorder, a bad condition of
the blood and system which local
remedies cannot cure. A blood purifier
thing to cleanse the blood, restore its lost properties, quicken the circula
tion and invigorate the constitution, and S. S. S. is just such a remedy.
S. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores through the blood. It goes to
the very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes from the blood all
the impurities and poisons, and gradually builds up the entire system and
sirenguiena tne siuggisa circulation,
purifier and tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronic sores
and ulcers. If yon have a slow-healing sore of any kind, external or internal,
write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge. Book
on " The Blood and Its Diseases " free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, GA
Stubborn.
A little girl was talkie to her ra
Dll.
"Five times five," she said. "Si
times six, seven times seven." Be
tween times she shook the rabbit vin.
lently.
"Dorothy." said her mother, "what
are yon doing to your rabbit?"
wen, papa says," replied tuo
child, "that rabbits roultinlv
and Bunny won't do it."
Keeping In Practice.
The Washington's birthday masked
ball was in full swine. The honr for
unmasking had arrived. "Wnere ii
beoree Washington?" asked the Span-
isn inquisitor 01 Jxmii (juinze.
"Ihe last I saw of him," said Louis,
"he was in the buffet cnttincr dnmn
the visible supply uf cherry bounce."
There Was a Difference.
Bockson Buskin How da
my hamlet?
Old Btager Oh. it was vonr Hamlar.
was it? Well, I did not recognize it as
Shakespeare's. Brooklyn Life.
Deserved Honor.
Brown Has Smith named hia new
country seat?
Jones Yes. he calls it "Snwri
Silvers," after that breakfast food be
made his fortune on. Detroit Free
Press.
Quick Music.
In Chopin's "Etnde In E Minor" It
is necessary to read 3,950 signs in two
minutes ana a nan, which is equiva
lent to aDout twenty-Bix notes a second
Arranging Flowers.
There is a (treat deal in
a . . " . .. . . -"
nowers 10 Drine out their beantv. Nnv
er crowd them. A few stems, with fol
lage, can be made far more beautiful
and artistic than a crowded mass.
Whew!
'Why did Miss Snencer refnm tn
elope with vou?"
She declared that she conld not hear
the odor of gasoline." St Louis Star
Nothing In It.
"Shall I brain him?" cried a haznr.
and the victim's courage fell.
lou can t: it is a fresh man. .Tint
hit him on the head." Sphinx.
Author of Letters.
"He's an unfortunate man of Int.
ters." "Why. I never heard ha wan
anaumor." "well, he was the anth
ur ui several letters tnat loBt him a
1 . .
breach of promise case." Melbourne
Weekly limes.
A Safety Match.
Cora Was it a love match? Dora
Well, as her money Daid his debts and
kept him out of goal, I should say it
was ratner a saiety match. Melbourne
neeaiy.
His "Better Half."
a nswiv married man told 11a a tain
of woe the other day which happens to
every newly married man. When he
got married his wife gave him half the
Clothes CUD board, bnt in onlv t.hrnA
weeks all his clothes were hanging on
nans driven into trie wall. Exchange.
The Other Extreme.
Towne (reading) Headouartera for
three dollar pants. Well, that's queer.
Browne What's queer about it?
Towne I always thought thrn ArA.
lar pants were desiened for nthnr nnir.
ters. Philadelphia Press.
Wasn't Quite Sure.
Zeb Barix Be thet ml o' vourn im-
provin' in her planner playin since
she begin takin' lessons?
bi Oatcake Gosh. I dunno. She's
either improvin er else we're gittin'
UFd tew it, blamed ef I kin tell
which.
a "Bv
SORES ON BOTH ANKLES.
Gentlemen : About ten years so a
mall sore osms on each of my ankles.
Sew (et into the places and they be
came larrs, eating ulcers, and I suf
fered Intensely for nearly tan years.
Z had spent more than 1600.00 try
ing to a-et well when I chanced to
8. 8. 8. advertised In a Xemphis
paper. I began to take It and was
oared. Vr limbs hay never bean
w wa enawe aw J aeau BUJ
sinoe. I have rsoommended 8. S. 8. I
tfyingHt rnry'noUson" tor
Ecsema. During- my long- sickness I
was living- near Memphis, Tsnn., but '
U. D MUUO 4 UUIUVCU IO aftQItl Wlty.
and am now residing at Bo. 614
East Sixteenth Street.
Mr. B. A. HABBJS.
Kansas City, Ho.
and when the blood Has been puniied
unhealthy matter the healing process
begins, and the ulcer or sore is soon
entirely gone.
S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison
ous drugs of any description, but is guar-
SINGING BULLETS
Are Harmless, but the Silent Missiles
Cause All the Trouble.
"Don't be afraid of a bullet that
you've heard whistle," said another old
soldier. "If It sings In your ear. rest
assured that It will never harm you.
It Is a fact, as any old soldier will tell
you, that you never hear the bullet
which hits you. It Is a problem of
'windage,' as the boys In the army call
ed It In other words, the bullet which
you hear sine has already sued nast
you, and the bullet which h!ts you has
hissed In the ear of some other fellow
In passing before It got to you. It is
simple nroDosltion. after all. The
singing of the bullet is the atmospheric
vibration which is created and the re
sistance which the air offers to the
progress of the bullet. This cannot be
detected by the ear until the bullet
has crossed a parallel line with the ear.
It may sail over your head or whizz
close to the ground, but If it passes
you at all the ear will catch the sound
of Its flight. To the soldier of many
battles the voice of the bullet Is music.
He knows that he need have no dread
of the bullet that sings in his ears. It
is the bullet that he does not hear that
must be feared, and it Is this bullet
which always brings barm to him. No
soldier ever heard the bullet which In
flicted a wound on him. I was amused
by a raw soldier who was attached to
our command. It was bis first time on
the firing line. We were skirmishing,
and some sharpshooters were having
some fun at our expense. A bullet
whizzed close to him. Faintly we
could hear the crack of the rifle, but
it was not distinct enough to alarm
even a novice. The singing of the
bullet, however, brought a blanched ex
pression to his face. He did not wince,
however. We were lying In the edge
of the woods. Another bullet buzzed
by. 'I don't like the sound, said the
younger soldier. Zip! Another bullet
spent the air close to his bend. He
was paler still. 'Comrade,' he said to
me, between bleached Hps, 'I don't
want to be shot from ambush; let's
charge the devils!' I told him not to
fear a bullet that hnd spoken to him
on its flight, but he did not like Hip
idea of lying there in the woods and
listening to the voice of these invisible
messengers of death." Baltimore
American.
OF INTEREST TO THE CAMPER.
Summer campers will appreciate the
merits of this neat arrangement, which
has been designed for their conveni
ence by an Indiana woman. No one
wants to take a whole kitchen along
when camping out, and the simpler the
outfit the greater the enjoyment, but
this "stove" is so easy to trnnsporl
that no one will question its right to a
place In the equipment. As a elance
at the drawing 'will show, the stove
has two main parts, though others can
be added If desired. The post and the
plate are the only necessaries, and
these are forged of a quality of steel
which fill resist the action of the
heat. The upper end of the nost Is
shouldered to form a base on which
the plate can rest, while a stool nin
may be used to lock the two toeether.
One side of the plate Is left solid, but
tnree sides have openings exactly sim
ilar to tnose of a stove ton. and llla
may be provided to cover them. If the
cook desires to hurry some tmrtlnnlnr
pot or cool off another, all that Is no
essary Is to swing the top of the stove
around on Its post to brine the
wnere the flame Is hottest, or vice
versa. There is no dancer of this stov
upsetting, as the central post is driven
nrmiy in the ground before the fire
started.
A Strange Verdict.
In the canton of Freibursr. Swltzer.
land, the curious prison custom Dre-
valls of charging well-to-do nrlnnnois
two francs a day for the exDenses In
curred by the Cantonal government in
lodging and feeding them. Ten years
ago, a rich merchant was condemned
to a period of eight years' imprison
ment, and at the outset of his term
the authorities took from him the sum
of five thousand eluht hundred
and
forty francs, to cover the cost of bis
ZZ , , PrISU
walls - Tne criminal, however, effected
nIs escape on the first day of his con
finement, and now, after ten rears'
ansenee, wiien all legal possibility of
reclaiming him has lapsed, he has re
turned to his native, ulaee and
has
sued the authorities for the return
of
the five thousand eljrlit hundred
and
forty francs. Incredible as It rtouiKls,
the supreme court of Lausanne has
returned a verdict in the merchant's
favor, on the ground that the prison
authorities of Freiburg are unable to
prove that they have rendered value
for the money forcibly taken from
him. Consequently, the cx-crinilnal
has received back his money.
In after years it makes a man feel
sad when he thinks how fresh he used
to be. '
if a rich man has a good memory he
win not forget the poor.
UNIQUE LITTLK CAMP STOVE.
SUfTERING
an
America is the land of nervous
women. ,
The great majority of narvnna
women are so because they are
suffering from some form of female dis
ease. Mrs. Emma Mitchell. 520 rnialana
etreet, Indianapolis, Ind., writes:
"Peruna has certainly been a blessing
in disguise to me. lor when r flrat h.
gan taking it fcr troubles peculiar to
tne sex and a generally worn oat sys
tem, I had litle faith.
"For the past five years I have rare-
Iv been withnnt
changed all this, and in a very short
time. I think I had only taken two
bottles before 1 began to recuperate
very quickly, and seven bottles made
me well. I do not have headache or
backache any more, and have some
interest in life. I give all credit where
It is due, and that is to Peruna."
Emma Mitchell.
By far the greatest number of female
troubles are caused directly by catarrh.
They are catarrh of the organ which
is affected. These women despair of
recovery. Female trouble is so com
mon, so prevalent, that they accept it
as almost inevitable. The greatest ob
stacle in the way of recovery is that
The Queer Sex.
Parker Are you fond of traveling?
No, but my wife is. She insists on
moving every six or eight weeks.
You Can Ott Allen's Foot-Ease FREE.
Write Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy.N. Y., lor a
free sample ot Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures
iweattna-, hot swollen , aching feet. It makes
new or tlpht shoes easy. A certain cure for
corns, Ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug
giiUsellit. 2&c. Don't accept any substitute.
Between Friends.
He-Oh, I'm no fool.
. She Perhaps not. But what an ex
cellent understudy you would make.
I10O KBWABD S100.
The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages, and that is catarrh. Hall'sCatarrh Cure
is the onljr positive cure known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis
ease, requires a Constitutional treatment.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, act ing
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system, thereby destroying the founda
tion of the dlspane, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work. The pro
prietors hare so much faith in its curativt
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars
lor any case that it falls to eure. Send for list
of testimonials. Address
o v F: J- CHENEY CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by druggists, 76o.
Hall's Family Pills are the bast.
The Record Avalanche.
The largest avalanche ever measured
fell in the Italian Alps in 1886. It
contained 25,000 tons of snow.
m.v.v.,!v
The Kind You Have Always
v xuua in 1 icicncr, uuu uua uccu 11111(1 o under 1118 -personal
supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-as-grood are but Experiments, and endanger toe
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
, ' contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
. substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Fevcrishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation,
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
Tho Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You toe Always Bought
.Bears tne
In Use For Over 30 Years.
ybursfora Cearffead3
BROMO-SELTZER
WOMEN
Tired, Nervous, Aching, Trem
mg, Sleepless, Bloodless Pe
n-na Renovates, Regulates, R
stores Many Prominent Women
Endorsa Pe-ru-na.
they do not understand that it is r
tarrh which is the sonn-a nf fhair ill.
ness. In female complaint, ninety-
nine cases oat ot one hundred are noth
ing but catarrh. Peruna cures catarrh
wherever located.
Chronic invalids who have lan
guished for yearn on sink VioHa with
some iorm of female disease begin to
improve at once after beginning Dr
Hartman's treatment.
Among the many prominent women
who recommend Peruna are: Belva
Lock wood, oi Washington. T). fl Mra
Col. Hamilton, of Columbus, Ohio;
Mrs. jr. js. warren, wife of 0. S. Ben
ator Warren, of Wyoming.
If you do not derive nrnmnt and sat.
isfactory results from thenseof Peruna,
write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving
a full statement of your case, and he
will be pleased to eive von his valuahln
advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman. President of
lhe Hartman Sanitarium. Cnlnmhua
Ohio.
Not Easy to Stoo Lars-e Vessel.
Experiments show that a large ocean
steamer, going at 19 knots an hour,
will move over a distance of two miles
after its engines are stopped and re
versed, and on authority gives less
than a mile or a mile and a half as the
requirea space to stop its progress.
A Modern Hercules.
Edward Beaupre, a Canadian, at
present a resident if Chicago, is so
strong that he lately lifted a horselbod
ily off its legs.
FIT? Pernian'tly Cured. No ntaor nervousness
I 1 10 afternretday'susrnfDr.Kline'sUreaiNerve
nfu ?-f.nd " trial bottleand treatise.
Dr. K. H Kline, Ltd.. 081 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa.
What the Steamboat Does.
One day little Archie, three years of
age, saw a railroad for the first time,
and did not know what to make of it
He ran to hia mother and said 'nv,
mamma, it's a steamboat looking for
water.- Washington Star.
I Afl!F8 The Peerless Skirt Rupnnrti-r and l-'asten
LAUIbe er Is the hwl. N.. u, ........ u 1. 1
- - - -....., ..... n i.i
Hooka or Pinn. All your nvlKlilHira will want
ti. nrn it,, nmiii,itf miiu price 10 aKms. J, A
tui,i,i-,iTK uu nooru 17, Cambridge Block
Portland, Or.
P. N. U.
No 291903.
w
HEN writing to advertisers please
aas0iiiijB ! impor
Bought has borne the si trim-
Signature of
RUERSON MACHINERY OO.
(Miccemoni to John roole)
Foot el Morrison Street. Portland, Oregon
The Kll (ianiline Knglne A child can run It.
valves snd sll working parts coTered up. 2 h.
p., f i.n: h. p., f.'lo; t. p., iiuo. "Put in a lit
tle Oaaoline and then go to sleep."
Write (or Illustrated rataloguo and for prlos
on any thinf you need In the machinery line.
PORTLAND ACADEMY
AH ENGLISH AND CLASSICAL
SCHOOL FORIOYS AND GIRLS
Fits both for Ktuttern rolleawi. Primary and
(irammar xnutrs Iwlllrird. A hull fur irU. wllh
the appointments and nupervlitiun of a carpCii!
home. I4iratliii In one of the nwwt lM-ulltlnil
n-Klooa of the Parltlr awl. i'llmuie Inlkl and
healthful. 'or cataloKUe adiln-M
PORTLAND ACADEMY. PORTLAND, OREGON.
OREGOM fCRILAHO "
ST. HELEN'S HALL
Has a Normal Kindergarten Training
Class In connection with its Academie
department. Kenarate renldencs.
Two
year course Model Kindergarten Mori'
dea practice work. For details address
ELEANOR TEBBETTS, Principal
ure
Alcohol,
Opium,
Tobacco
Using
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illustrated
Circulars'
Hsane
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Uiephone Main39f
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LICE on
POULTRY!
Cattle, Hrm,-8hMp. Etc
w PP17 oust U on.
"Bid! earres oit!"-C
Vou, Armour, 8. D.
"Killed erery louse in my
floiik of 250heoi" 0
Perry. Monroe Wis.
Price, 25 ana 50c s tit.
By Mall. 40 ana 70c
,ses.TTU.w"f
HrruspiBn ntoca rooa and
Unnnly Co., 81. Paul. Ulo
PORTLAND KKI OO,. Portland. Or.,
Coast Agents.
Drilling machinery. Over fortv different styles
pr machines for Water, iw and Mineral Prospect
" Hleem or hop-e pmvei. Wo handle the Kelly
otlaiineyhlll Co.' machinery, and mil llaea of re
Pair carried In stock. We aim furnUh gasoline
enginea to run this machinery. Our machines are
faster, stronger and easier 10 operate than any other
machine on the market. Thousands are In sik,
eensflll operation. HMKKHON MACHINKUY
I'O General Auents, fool of Morrison HueeL
Portland, Ore. bend lor Kroe Illustrated Catblog.
I The Champion Draw Hut Mower I
The Mower with the "DRAW CUT"
"drawing" the cutting bar from a point
ahead, causing the wheels to press hard
er on the ground, and giving increased
power (or hard cutting.
It is no "piiBh cut," "pushing" the bar
from beeind, when the moro cutting,
the more tendency (or the wheels to Hit
(rom the ground. ,
Hee the point? The "Drsw Out" Cham
pion keeps the wheols on the ground
and is the most yowerful cutter in the
Held, lias many convenient features.
Send (or handsome catiUoiruo and cal
endar. Mailed free.
MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER CO..
Flnt and Taylor Sti., Portland, Orttoa.
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