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About Morning enterprise. (Oregon City, Or.) 1911-1933 | View Entire Issue (July 25, 1911)
MORNING ENTERPRISE. TUESDAY. JULY 25, 1911. A FRENCHMAN'S j r I I I II 1 f I I I L L JU L Kr-A r X UU n nn in In i i i i i i ii i i mi ii if n .Copyright br American Preae Ai elation. 1911. ill n U II U II u " U " . i ii I " - I haT been oftfn lu Paris, ami the laat tlrn 1 wa ttiitr I went to a rvs taaraot for my meal In a house tbut had recently Ixn-n tb dwelling of a - wealthy niaa. The landlord Hike ' KuclUh. and when I asked hlin aonie questions about how he came to secure bo Bna a house for such a purpose Into . hla reply he won a story. There was . nothing rery norel In the substance. ' The Interest lay rather In the teumg bri man who bdoks inciisn inainer ntly. ; "Theea house waa occupy by M- 7 haf ferry fin daughter. Mile. EUae ab want to marry Gaston Lefevre, a VUU 1C1I ftfWt . Mademoiselle tell Oaston she marry -' vtm In nlt h tmAAor In snlf itfftrv- bodies. - But M. Chauteau he And out and he mak arrangements for her to ' mam m rewh mat rtirht off. feri ff qoeeck. He tell M. Bourdon be Ink " . . m i i n J bits Deem tor luu-w-uw. ox. ouumuu reach man, and ha lak to marry reech woman. Marriage fat France not lak marriage In Amerlque. French girl arlt husband through her f adder. "M. Chauteau tell M. Bourbon, 1 gif my daughter 100.000 franca. How ,- much yoo glfT "1 glf 100.000 francs too. That mak . 100,000 franca. Tour daughter haf that 7T' to spend on line clothes. That mak z bar ferry happy.' 'All v4 t t Taii m muir maHnmi1 . 1 aelle to be your wife.' "M. Bourbon be go ask mademoiselle eef aha be his wife for 100,000 franca . "Meea Chauteau she say: "Yeea, I lak . ' to be your wife ferry much. Haf a , (lass of Winer M. Bourdon drink ' glass wine with mademoiselle. Then be ro awar. Tbe next matin be go to M. Chauteau. ferry pale, and ha aay: great honor to let me marry your . -. daughter. Mademoiselle do me great honor to consent to marry me. . " 'And you do me great honor, too. '. monsieur.' - ", :' "Tees, we all do each adder great honor, but I fink I no lak get married Just now. I not good enough for your daughter. ' 'What you mean, monsieur? Didn't .. you ask ma for my daughter T , "'And didn't you ask my daughter to ba your wire r - " Tees, monsieur.' - men you mean to insult me, to in - suit my daughter! By gar, I break afery bone in your body f ' .s ."1 not Insult you; I not Insult your ' daughter. I not lak to die just yet. I V . lak to lir a leetle, longer.' . "What you mean T ! 1 go ask mademoiselle eef aha be ' . my wife. Mademoiselle she kind ... enough to aay. "Ton do ma great hon or. Mr. Bourdon.": And she mak' me ' happy to aay ahe be my wife. But .' aha mak' me iinhinnY anndder war. , a . . . Mademoiselle aak me to baf glass pf wine. - I er happy, rer much honor. to drink the health of my dance. 1 tak' all in de glass down at one gulp. ' Then I go home. V " 'What's that in my stomach? Eet mnafr I ilplnlr In ih.r !... ..nA hot coals. I roll on de floor; I cry; 1 ' tell Gascolne go queek for the doc tor. The doctor come, and ha nnf pump down my throat and pump out aa wtna your nonorea aaugnter ima nouga 10 gu me. rerry nne gin si lie. Chauteaa I ferry much honored to be her mart, but I t'lnk I remain bachelor leetle while longer.' M. Ch :eau ferry glad to hush up theea matter that his daughter gif a - suitor something hot In de wine. Meb be that be poison; mebbe it be she put . tabasco in de bottle. Anyway. M. Bourdon haf enough of her. He tell her fadder to mak' his excuses to hees daughter and aay he remain bachelor leetle while longer. Then M. Chauteau he shut hees daughter up In theea house and lock all the doors and cloaa the windows so that Gaston Lefevre not get in or . Mile.. Elise get out. But when two lofers mak' up their minds to lofe they ferry hurt to shut up so they didn't get cut One night robbers broke into the house, but tbey didn't steal anything except aiue. uiiae. una or tnoae ro li bera was Gaston Lefevre. "When M. Chauteau knew that hees daughter had gone on to marry that poor man he raTe lak madman. Then he go away by himself somewhere and put up papier on theea house for rent. One day I come along and see tbe bill, and I go to the agent, and I rent the ' bouse for cafe. "What wine will monsieur drink?" "l certainly don't want . the kind , Mile. Chauteau gave her fiance. Ton -didn't take any of It off her father's , ' bands with tbe house, did you?" , "No, monsieur, no! I assure mon sieur that mademoiselle put pepper or , 1 something lak that In de wine. I bring v ll my wine here." I ordered what I fancied, and he went away, saying: "I must go now As you Americans say, 1 baf some GHb " to fry " J "Well," I said, "when you have fried ' yonr flsh come back and tell me anotb ' er love story. Ton needn't trouble yourself about the substance. All love stories sre alike. Ton have a quaint '.r way of telling ytfurs. Then the pollte- ness of you French people Is delicious, i We American men are deferential to ; women, but wa don't carry our defer , . enea so far as to take off our hats to them when they pour hot stuff Into us." FOR THE KIDNEY8. Hars ' Is ' ' guaranteed treatmsnt -Money back If It falls. ' We are offering to every ' sufferer . from any kind of a chronic kidney disease a treatment that usually pro duces prompt, beneficial effects and wblcb is so certain in Its action as to lead us to guarantee satisfactory results or we will refund your money. 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