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OKEGON CITY KNTBUritieR, FIUDAY, NOVKMHER 8, 1901. 7 .jrT,irii- Social Happenings. Mr,,.,-Iy the l("V riilllp C. 1 1 mii). hmhi.I, t i'""". HniiiUv, NuvnmUr 2, at dm fhliir ' (! Iirlili', l (lirun City, M m l.nry K. Clow mi,! ( tint tx r.Ur. Al'r t. r.i ,(iy vr tii-tt liiin h was served In scat'insi kit', A very I'lmiint slid amc''ul nf (fU slve" Tisly viln. in I, r ..( Kdwar.l IUuh'i. t Ihe residence U parmta, Mr. ai'J Mm. W. J. Hmiiili. !'" Iflultf'"! In ami it dm itiiM-r Ixuir a dilhty luncheon u An aujoyahl vuiilni was iMnt ly til. TIuhw I'M'tnt !: MIvim Jn Htrtt((. Atfnca Itil'n., (Jure Kraa .,. V..it. Wilms, W'na Klilnn- l,u. Msr.l.a Itsuub, Fl' llaugli, My HhIkM, Hlrl'n HnlM, Amx-l War, Nila Hull", Nut I la Hum, Mul HlratgM, Ir..rltUVal!el.IUMt'altM.H'itli lUngh, Mrt. I'anl I'"'. Mmm. -t Jul", (,r.p-K ItHiig, H! !'.fH, I'VKIImiM, IC..y V.i..Uf.. (VI Hun, Paul Prsf'r, hn KlilaiitioiiM, Auaiin HlilPiilioiiMf, CtMi l.inn. Tun l.'nn, t'lirl War. i"a'l' I'f'Hti'l. i'U" Woodaard, WrUU'. ! f.yl I'avl. K, !iu(li, J'lliO lluerlh. ('baric (Ulkd (ii"i(tUlk. ItlMHtMV AU Biar!" CIITT. M..ln IW, (i. A. It . H(I MrJ( o l'ir W 1 1 Wv.liiM.Uy f nliirf, at mi rrknirT of III daughter, Mm. Tlimiia tJenlt, In Ula-Una. T .ion Hi tinlUy of Mr. Wrlle and tl.a stirprlaa tcniilim. Tb awning w .(,..-.! all li Kuir and a dnllclooi ,,., r Brrvl. Mr. Walla a fr tri.irA altb a liaiulwiitia "Our C'ouilliy," 7 lil('mi'lra. gi'iiTiiti rat. I ail Tiurlav Mia. Will AlMredge naiT i''aMHt ijiiHln party at ,r rr.iVma, At ftva o'cI.m k an Ut rata luncheon aaa ivd. Tho pres- i,i na: Mia J . ('. Zmwr, M, (. W. Clniriti. ,M' 0. un, Mia. E. O. Uiidrl l, M a. IVr'lia M. UlUm, Ma. ). H. Y'K-uin, Mm. W. II. (VAa. Mm Ka'a Ai-ry, Mm. W. Col. Mm. Jaunlf Mr, M.a. W. AIMmJiJ", Ml.a Klwrauii lUmaJ. umxir c oi irr iji hknhidm. (Conl ImiKil from gM 1 ) KUlBVi. L lllmlrr. DI.ii.Uih.,1, Hula v. Iali IIIiiiIio, ))UmUfl. Xiala va, It. C. Wurtliiriittoti, !! iiiImwI, II. II. Itowinan va, Pllvry Htnart.atal, JuilKminit for ilt(. Mary F lH-aly va, C'lia. N. Walt. JuiluniHiit hy illailt Frank ainl KaM Krua va, Anton Mni-I- Iit, nl al. Tlma for JiiKtlflcallon of riirlllfi eli.(nlfi III) lUya, Win. II. II. lllaiiFy va. Mary K, Ma- nay. IMvorra. IWri-a for 'lli. MkIh Jolmaon va. Funk Jolinnon, Mvorca, Ili-rrrn for liltl. MailhaC. Caliirva. KllxaMli ami 8. II. Calllf. )iiniirrrr to roiiipUiiit ail lalnailati'l iilalnliir glvan lOilaya t III amrii'lnil niiiiplaWil. AnnNimkv.ll. II. Jolinaon. rt al. Main of ral iro)prty roiiflrmi-i!. Hula v. I'olk. I.ircany from a, alora, (uilty a i -Iihk"!. rniitanr lo tm n iiotiiirail Friday, ilKUnt Kianaa va, O. I. A H. Co, Mo lion to iniMify ilarrna ovrnulri'l. (Vrl F. Ilnnby va. Uai-r liuly. IHvona. Ihn rra for 'llf. Arountl tha ('ri llaa. (Coiilimii'il from mna 4.) .Tl.a ina'rljHi of luirnanl FWilmg Uala rol'iJnStrr. I'nl'a l fta'ra Anil In ('i-a, Ut M ;aa (.'liarlolla Thorutoll Maaon, ilaiuhier ul Col on o I Jtoy Maaon, CnllPil Hiatca Ar.ny, aa -.t..mnlM. Mon.lav at A'nanJ'la, Vlrlnm. Liatiiaiunt IVvlatrr aa loni.rl)H tjn.HHUJ w'Hi t'.a Kn.a'lii ami flt t ina hi'MfoWa nli Co4iuny I. S4TOO.I O'aiiuo Voluiitwr. Wh'.U In it., n.1,1 t.a wrola Inta-aitlll loltrra alHjiilli.a ar U tha Orrionlau ao.l JaUirvaatiaiala fatl to Hi ng'Har fa- liblla'iiianU Tno HallowaVi a'i Wii by MUa Klliv I'a'naaml Miaa Mi-H Flnlay l Miaa 1'aliVi nlilnma Tli0.aly "ven- in vraa vary anjovaMe aT!'. Tha ilncoMliona wera In Ima .illi IU"oe'rn uliarrvanie ami ona of Ida mln ft atuma waaa v.illi'a lenl wliar tha rauUun IroklaJ and buliWa-1 ovar a ftr. Ca'iJte t . . f. .......... m , . ...I, I m .i.t wr liililimi ami iwmnr" " - tlia wawall bowl pimwil 'roiin.l. Tlioaa p.aient wan: Miaa (V-iflclil, Miaa VMM Caufltfl.l. M'aa Matila IMr, M'-a HrrJlna, Mial Wli WlHlama M m lU- iKt Vi.fKi, Mm. E. T. KmUi, Mr. Krwl (1 amnan, Mr. Tom Uan.lall, Mr. Jonn II. Uwtliwal.a, M'. Joaaph Uixxlfa'low, Mr. lla'fy Draper, M. Tliomaa Cola, of IVtland. Monday avenUlTMlM Etta Biunor lerlalnad a fw of liar frlen.la with ro Krttaaivo whlat. Tlioaa .rramt Wfm: Minaaa ljoi Morllmore, Anall OWaaon, Clara Miller. . Emma Vlgnlluit, Myrlln I'owell, Alios Quick, Natll Kollotftr and Kttft Dinner i Meaar Louia Wolamandul, Kanrv Koas. Fred Mile. Wltr Hruner, Hoaa Farr, Earl Moaliur, Anguat Hakel and CUronce Brunor. (Jovornor Oiar. who waa enuifid by the Man'i Club of the Conttregatioiml r'i,..i, n lilrrma tha Club at thnir monthly eumier next Monday evenlnu will not return from the Eaat In time to All ll, H.iifftirrtlllllll l and the Hupiier will Viohably lie liuld on the following Mon day, November 18. 11 la exacted that Alra. (leer will accompany the Uovernor. Thla Friday a moat unique aoulal will 1 iriven by the Coniireiratloiial Church. The airlr U to U an apron aocml. The lad i8 have forniahed the aprona, all ex- ctsptliu the lower hem. Thoae are to be ariiHtlcally done by the nontlmnon. Much amuaement la In atore for all. McLaughlin Cabin, No. 4, f! alive Bona of Oregon, will ive a hop la the Armory on the fllleonlh of tide month. Ever cht'a orchualra baa boon engaged for the oi cation, which promise ia be an en joyable one. The Younn I'eoplo'a Society of Chrla tiun Endeavor of the Presbyterian Church nave a social Tuesday evening at the rualdence of Miss Bursa Reddlck at Oreon Point. Tho evening was piiHaod In a very enjoyable munner. Court Tvobln Hoixl. Foreatersof Amer ica, has made arrangements for a grand ball Thanksgiving nltfit at the Armory. Tha iafali.lt of the tla.k'a olUea for (l(tol-rafal'.,.l.V)8talm.l (I I ..VI for fVp.titlr. I n order Itamlall rollrried l' Wr. tiraak'g s'l pilor rwo'da f ir Ida o.Ti-a alma It waa raiitdlalifd. Tha l.ivy ncr.ua wa riuwd by le ... I.UI III ....IP. .1..1. f.. rariwt' Hfct Oi anolll i PIII'MII lir..,, ... proiw.i Mild ly theionnty at the rrcnt le o! ilrliii'i'i"ul tax i 'o(rty. An aiH,-il .ollieci'ca'roiitliaa.i.n flUd In ilm Klloaa wil- c-, whli li aa con'ailr-d in the conn y coii'l lt Mairli Slid ailmilU-d to proton. Marrlana lirrnara haa um-ii Uailrd lo thaMloMiiiK- iwraona: Viola ' Wlnt.omb and Harry Wintbt, r-ule E. Clow and Charlra t'rowlry, Martha Martin and Jamaa Hianncn. Uvl Kublniia liaaanwl C. B. ami 0 K, W.lliBiiia. J. E. and Mm. E. J. l amb for .T7 M allh H fr cnil InlKfral from April 10. IH'iH and V) atlorn-y a f fl.a aiiiminl la don on a pmml"ry nota Slid jildKliirlit l ankrd. Tim grand ju'y found -Sol True Uilla yatU-rday in the following ra-M-a; Stall v Mra. Tho. I.sw, lirld on a ihargn of kldnappliu; Nate v. Chaa. iridder aaiill with deadly waini Stale vs. K. H. ( onniIy, rrny of 105 fnu Wllbalm Till aalwn. Ilaalh Oalcli. A rsvlne In tho nort beast cormr ot Ti'llowatona Nnilorml pnrk, In Wyo tnlng, Is known by thoat living near by as Death gulch, (Jrewaoiim as I lb DBtna. It la i-xceeillngly approprlalr-. It la a V slinpi'd irem li cut In tlm nioiin tnlnaldir and Ixcliia nboiit 'I'M feet above Cache creek. Apparently It form a mituriil slielicr for lb beast of Ilm foreat. n food, water and ahelier aro there, but tiiuuma lo tha gulcu menu ileatli lo any animal, for Hi ioInoiiou vapor that rim' out of the ravine aro more deadly than lbs bullet of the huntsmen For age this ih Dili trap In the llm-ky mountain bn probably lieeii luring the lliluibllnill of the forest to (heir doom. With Hie ralna of apring die Ixniea of the dead of the pren il:u yar are car ried down lo the creek and Hi" gulch chared for the drain harvest of th summer and w 1tii-r. The iriololnta ray ihnt tha lavas wh!i h Idl l lit- am lent baalu of the park at Ihls nlaie nut iiimiii the flanka of iiioiininlna forn.ed of fragmentary vol runic cJeeiH Ciim-oiis ei'innatloiiB are given OUl In gri-ut Volume. These come, the ru'leiillaia any, from ilcponlla of aU lered and rrjsiulllne Iravertlua lulled wlih pnola lu the cri k. Above thoae (b iMmlta the crei k cuia lulu a bank of sulphur lu the bottom of the gully I aniull alnoin aonr with sulphuric acid. No wonder the poor snlmsla ai-eklng shelter In the gulch meet deotb there. Astoria & Columbia River Railroad Co. DAILY THAINH. lotlrravstargrry airpirl. While aullo'lng Ifom a bd ca of piles I coiiaultad a phyait Ian Im advl.ed me lo try a bx of IfeWlit'e Wit. b Hat. 1 Kalve," aava li. F. CaMur, AiUnta, (ia. "I procured a box and a aa entirely cured. IteWitl'a Wltcli Hat I Salvt i a splendid cum for pile, giving ndl. f Inatanily, and I beaitily tecoiiunoiid It loall aulTerera." Siirgety U uuuoi raary lo cure piles IfcWitl'e Witcli llsd Salve will cure any cane. Cu, buma, btuiM-s and all older wound a.-o alao quickly cured by It T.taari) of oounlerfiiK. d o. Maid A ( arluaa Trap. A curious Intijriiitli lu which rle pliatila are cnplund tilive la to lie seen near Ayuidi.i. formerly the cspltal of Klnni. The Inhyrinili la formed of a double row of linineinu. tree trunks act firmly In the ground, the spsi-e Im tween I Idem gradunlly uarrowlti.' " Where It begins, al Ihe eile of th forest, Ihe p-nlii2 of the Inhyrlnlb I mora than a tulle wide, but It ap proaehea Ayutlila It bwomca ai nar row tlist the vlcphsniB cauiiot turn around. tjuipectlng no danger tha wild fie pbaut cntcra the brosd o nlng at the fon st end. lured on by a tame i lephaut. The gradual narrowing of the bound aries Is not observed lllitll the ele phant finds himself In clomr quarter. Having reached the cud of the biby rluth. ihe tame elephant la allowed to pnsa through a gate, while men lying In wait slip shackle over tu feet of tha captive. Tb siwrt la a daogeroua one. for th enraged elephants m- tlmea crush the hunters uuder their feet Alpkabrllral Akaaa. Tbe prosecuting attorney In law suit hod waxed especially Indignant at tho defendant, whom be characterlxed aa an "abandoned, baneful, cynical, dlalxdic. execrable, felonious, greedy, hateful. Irresponsible, Jaundiced. knsV' Isb. laty. nieldl-oine, noxious, outra- seous aud profligate rowdy. .. Tlia learned counsel on th other side." said the attorney for tb defend ant when be rose to reply, "should Lave nut bis adjectives lu a bat and shaken them op a little before using You must have noticed, gentlemen of the Jury, that they were In regular al Dhahctlcal order. This how that u selected them from a dictionary, be- Urluulng wltb a.' Ue atoppeu at -p. but lu bla manlier of reproducing tnem bo has given us tho 'cua' aa to how be giit them." Thla turned tbe laugh against tbe other lawyer, and bff lost tbe case. Miss Lillie Dcgcnkolbc, Treasurer South End Society of Christian Endeavor, 3 141 Michigan Ave., Chicago, 111., Cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. "Dp.arMks. Pixkham: When life looked brightest to me I austaincd a hard fall and internal complicationi were the result. I was conaidcrably inflamed, did not feel that I could walk, and lost my g'xid spirits. I spent money doctoring without any help, when a relative vibitcd our home. She was so enthusiastic over Lydla E. I'lnkliatn'r Vfcrctablo Compound, having used it herself, that nothing would satisfy her until I sent for a bottle. I have thanked her a hundred times for it since, for it brought blessed health to me and cured mc within seven weeks. I now wish to thank you, your medicine is a friend to suffering women." Lillie Decemcolbe. $.VMK) FOKFEIT IP THK AIJOVK LETTER IS NOT GENUINE. When women are troubled with irregular, lupprcsKed pr painful mcnxtnmtion, weakness, leurorrhasi, displacement or ulceration of the womb, that Is-arinir-down f.-elinfr, inflammation of the ovaries, backache, bloatinir (or ri.itulcnce), general debility, Indication, ana nervous prrm- tratloii,nr are Ix M-t wun aucn Bynipioma m uiincnn, iuiiuci., "'ji excitability, irritability, nen'ousnes, sWpleanness, melancholy, all- n . V u. . . . .. I. r. t..r,m t.liu.fl and llfitK.lPHHneSR. they should n-memlier there U one tried and true remedy. Lydla IMnkluini'a VrireUMe ComMiund at once removes such troubles. IU-fuso to buy any oilier medicine, for you need the best Mr, rinkham Invite all alck women to write her for advice. She lias Kulded thousanils t lienlth. Addreaa, Lynn, Mam. Df O'ly pa. s.m. 6 M a m H 0 l H Jit it Ih! KIcrtlva July H, l!l f. H 4I II ., h m 0 fto . . m 10 o?l., ti OH 10 101 . , ! Ill 10 2I... 7 10 s .. 10 00 11 (:!... 10 IM II lr ... 10 -3) nr.'!... 10 i,ll t Ar Pnrtlsi.d An ...li'ilil . .. Itsmlrr .. . PrrsniM .. . Msrcrr ., . (iiiinry .. Ismkaula Mumlilainl . WlKirt . . Clituin .. , Knappa.. . MVBIIfll . JohnDty.. . A "oris D'ly iviy .m rs. 11 in 4 10 nr. m : (I ui a 23 l) . a mi UJt) IM 9 i 7 l nr.' 7 :w 9 IrJ T1A n w 7 17 ft 37 iw H 17 H 44 ft 07 8 .12 7 M 7 4.' 10 BKARIUK UIVISIOM II 30 a. m., II Vp. in ft V) a. m 5 15 a. m. 6 I A a. m. 2 30 p.m . A p. m 0 4Aa. m AXTOKIA. (SEASIDE 7 40 a. aa . 4 llOp.M .10 .V a. in . ft Ml p. m .12 30 p. m . 7 20 p. m . 1 i p. m . 0 30 a. m COSSECTION8. All trains masa clow connections at OoM aim all Knrthrrn Fscifin trains to or from tha fcal Of Hound Point. At Purtland with all trains leaving Union IfrfiOt. , Al AsloHa with (. R AN. Co.' boats and rsil luia, snl hlaamsr T. J. Po'trr. lo and Irnm Ilmroinrt Snnh Bsch Points. Tlckat ottrx, Morrison St., snd L'nloil dspot. J. 0. M AYO.Osn. Psm. Ast. Aitorla. Or DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY TO SALEM AND IXDEPENDE.NCK STEAMEKS ALTONAAND POMONA. LKAVS OKKOOII CITY Going up, 8 .00 A. m. (Jolnjr. do d 2 J30 r DAILY BIVEE EXCCR3I0NS OF THK ' Str. LEON A. DAILY K UtUCLI. rollti-ii-ss la llk n air cushion tbrrv uiay I Dotlilna In It. but It rase many a Urd JolL-Culcago New. sllnd I f tint which prwlTf. ffl. rrnicmrs. sets and I conscious or continued tilstcuca. Caaka naif Tor Eaaraacla. To meet uddcn and nnexjcted de- mnnda upon banks a large sum Is ki-t.t tailY for use. Tbe average larce liauk-aar with total asset of IJO.OtJO, isio-ls DrvnurcJ by four Hue of de fense to resist udlen attack. In the sault or safe about $5i0.0uo In bank bills Is alwy on baud, back of that I UarFiIrr, 1 1matrr tins bo I118DT nsei It 1 1 . ...I, rMvrv of lMrluHS SlXX).0lX) de- lisrd to clumlfy. It Is (food to aorten pu in Tarloua buslucs bauka uo- a i ...ilk ' a . t. a si .i airiin water, to twwten drain, to ke-p milk vrsM-la holeonie. to make milk Itself sit wcJl upon delicate stomachs, to test air for excess of carbonic acid If ther Is too niucu carlionlc acid present, tb clenr lltiierater lestatitly crnsts oter to tnke out uiflrks left by grease pot h-vt u Instant call back of that again la ncrhnpa $S.000.0t)0 In United State ami other pllt edged aecurltle tome. .iinielT marketable, and tbe fourth and Inst Hue of defense aud to be retired uoon oulT In extreme CUtres Is 10.000,- (WO or 11000.000 In bonds and uiort- Usis POBTLASD Foot Taylor Bt, 0 00 A. M. 1 00 P, U. 6 if) LesTa 0REG05 CITT Foot Eighth 8U 7 00 A. M. 11 00 S 00 P. If. OKoi City TraiprttU C. Walif is. PORTLAND TO THE DALLES which love been removed by stronger 0n which the mortgager will be . ... a - I.I..(H It ' . '..a ... I. ...nnriw Aft alkslls-ln fact, for so many tlUug It lliould always l kept on bond. Mixed with rubor wnt or Unseed oil to a ereatnf 'consistence. It la the very bet hoicl)ulil remedy for burns and acalds. It mta pnictlcslly no more than th twnMe of making. Put a lump of .julckllme ns big a the two Oats In a clean lartbcu pitcher, cover It alx Inch es idecp with clean cold water, stir wttji a wooden spoon and let It stand alx bour. Tour off ttie clear iHjuia without disturbing the lime, but let It runi through double cheesecloth, hurriedly called to make a payment on account If the bank 1 pushed to ex tremities Wlta ucb resource dis aster would seem Impossible, though ft hna come to the bt fortlfled Institu tion. Bookkeeper. lu MaaaaiSBt t a Pi. No atrnuser tuonument ever existed ih.n i.i whirh was erected at the Hotel de Vlll by the luhabltanta of Luiicburg. In Ilanover. In honor of a i!T Ttiis. which took the form of a ut ! kiml of mausoleum, contained a large mnll bottles and cork tight, in , . esse Id which wsa hermetically tulog always p tir on hair an men luod a fln bam cut from the anl A Qr "rtlr Ksperleaea. In narrating the frontier experience of -The I'list White lliihy Porn In the NorthvcM" In Tho I mile' Home Jour nal W. 8. IlarwiMHl tdls of a queer ex- jH-rlence that befell the family lu lire nrht yenr after .settling on a farm fur removed from the selileineiitH. Tho wluter hiul iH-eti uiiiiHunlly long ntiil severe, and their stock or proM- slous ran low. It was a long distance to the nenrmt base of supplies, nnd com- iniiiilcntlon with the outside world una been cut off. Indians lu Ihe udghlxir hood one tilght broke Into tho rrnnnry where the wheat was stored and stole onsiitltr. In doing this a largo amount of broken glass beenine mixed with tho wheut which the Indian left. so for tunny days, amid much merry tory telling and many a Joko nmi kttigh, In spite of the aerloua situation, Ihe family isntherod about a large tabid In their living room and icnt tho short wln'.cr daya picking over tho wheat, kernel by kernel, In order to free It from the piece of glass. For till wheat atood between them and stnrvntlon, and nono of It pre- A Drlehl Jarr. In a larceny case lu Maine It wa agreed to go on with only 11 men on tho Jury. The trial Insted scvernl hours, and then the Jury retired to dollbcrnto upon the evidence and find a verdict. After being out four hour tho Jury reported that It could not agree, nnd accordingly It wa dis charged from further duty In tho case. aud the prisoner wa remanded to too Jail. A little later the attorney for tho respondent "got at" oue of the Jury men nnd asked blra bow the vote tood In the Jury room. . . "Wwll." said be, "we balloted about 20 tlmea. aud each time there were 11 vote for conviction, but at no time could we get 12 vote for conviction, so we had to report a disagreement." A Hit of novrerr DUIoaaa, Tbla gem of metropolitan EugUsb ! vouched for by the New ork corre spondent of tbe l'lltsburg Commercial Gazette: I beard tbla bit of dialogue between two llowcry hoodlum tho other day: c I.I nno tin nnlnto.1 tn hla ahlnv :loua kernels must lie lost Their stock b)ock troUBlra5 ..qU chlmmy. boweber jf flour bad long alnco wasted away, in hud most of their food supplies, so they boiled nnd ute tho wheat without grinding. Heilef reached them Just In lime to prevent a sail ending to tho ex perience. Arab aad tha Telephone. We had a party of Arnbs along with us and took them all over a great new im nee olllco. Everything wns wildly astonishing to them. They had Imag ined thnt tho Kornn contained an mo knowledge nnd wisdom of tho world, yet hero were tho telegraph, tho tele- " ... i 11 . l t..- phone, the electrotype ami mo iii iiiinm press. The place was a veritable en .hunters' ciistlo to them. They would never hnvo believed In tho telephone If I had not called up their hotel and got ono of their owu purty nt that end of tho wire. Tho dervish who had como along wns bold ns well ns pious. When ho beard thnt his friend five miles nwny wn talking through tho Instrument, he ninilo a dnsh nt It. Ho wns greatly ex cited nnd yelled In n megaphone voice. He thought we were tricking him, but hero was his friend talking Arabic. Ho rolled his eyes at mo In a despairing manner nnd then begnn a search for devils, being quite convinced thnt the phono wns nu Invention of sntan. Independent. like me'blnck?" "All right," wa the response, "but dev ain't ci good ea yer lightest" n'wan. ver ruv: clt wise. Dese la doe, ouly 1 bad 'em dyed." And then tbey got aboard a car. now to Quit Chprlna Tobaeeo, Tho "substitute cure" la worthy ot tho attention of sufferers. We Uflve ritiren of Mobile who ha tried It lie wa nn Inveterate chewer of tobacco. Ho topped chewing and took to chew ing a plno stick. He alwoy bas thla bit of wood between bla teetb, In wak. Imr hour at least He has not tasted tobacco In many year. Mobile Reg ister. InSTOtdabU. "Why do you wander aimlessly from place to place?" Inquired the philan thropist "Well." answered Meandering Mike, "elcht hours' sleep a day I enough for anybody. And we' gotter do somet'Ing wit' do other 10 hour, alu't we? Washington Star. ttmnlatned. Customer Walter, It I nearly half an hour sinco 1 ordered that turtle sonn. Wolter Sorry, lr, but you know bow slow turtles are, sir. from the top of a bottle that ha stood. 1 t fortnnal Dedaeflom. Sergeant Kelly of the Irish bar In the early yeara of the nlnttevnth century psed to Induw m a picturesque elo quence, racy of the oll. but unfortu- imtily be would ometime rorget tue line, of argument nnd would alway fall back on tbe word "therefore." which generally led hi mind back to what he bad Intended aylng. Some times, however, tbe effort wa almost dlsiiHtrous.' One time be had been complimenting the Jury, assuring them thst they were men of extraordinary Intelligence and then brauehed off Into a statement of his case. With a wave of his Vand and a smile on his face be proceeded: Thl la bo clear a case, gentlemen. thnt I am convinced you felt It so the very moment I stated It. I should pay men of Intelligence a poor compliment to dwell on It for a minute, therefore i shall proceed to explain It to you as minutely as posslble."-Oreen Bag. " Cleaning Farmltnre. Where a niece of furniture 1 rery much soiled and requires to be cleaned and polished, first wash It thoroughly with warm onpy water, wasuing ouiy a sinnll aurface at a time and drying It quickly by rubbing It hard with a flan nel. Mix together one pint of linseed oil aud a half pint of kerosene, wet a flannel with the oil mixture and rub the cleaned furniture, Hest half an hour before taking a fresh piece of flannel and then by vigorous rubbing nollsh the wood until It shine use glass. This will not Injure tbe nicest wood and Is nn easy method or Keeping furniture bright. The odor soon disap pear If tbe windows are left open. ,----- Whers Its Pre tb Line. "You don"t like walking very much, do you?" Inquired the farmer horse, who was gnulug near uic canai. "Oh. I don't mind It uuder certain conditions." replied the canalbont mule, "Yon don't appear to like your exer cise ou the towpath." "No. That' where 1 draw tbe llue."- rhlladelphla Press. Uaadr With HlB Tongae Too, The followlug was a speech by a sue- rpssful comuetltor for the prise or foot race: "Gentlemen, 1 have won this cud bv the use of my legs. I trust l may never lose the use of my legs by At.. - .i ..m lvnnlnir Wis- luv use o luia iuy consln. By the fast . and com modious steamer Regulator Leaves Portland daily except Sunday at 7 a. m. This is the Gnat Scenic Route. All tourist admit tL at the scenery on tha Middle Columbia is not ex celled for beauty and grandeur in the United States. Full informa tion by addressing or calling on . J. S. BOOTII, Agent, Tel. 914. Portland, Or- Office and wharf, foot of Oak St. mal w hose memory was to be hauded dowtt to posterity. Above was a hand some slab of marble, on which, en graved In letter of gold, wa tbe fol lowing Inscription in Latin: 'Tassers- lit nnt4m ulnte here the mortal re- matna of tbe pig which acquired for Itself imperishable glory by the dis covery of tbe salt spring of Lune bnrg." m Cbaaard Bla Tn. It I said that when President Tolk visited Boston he was Impressively re ceived at Faneull Hall market The clerk walked In front of blui down the i..n-,h nt tiirt market annouuelug In 1 loud tone: "Make way. gentlemen, for the president of the united State, ine president of the United States! Fellow cltlxens, make room!" The chief had stepped Into one of the miiB to look at some game, when the clerk turned round suddenly and, find ing himself aloue. suddenly cuaugvu bis tone, and exclaimed: "My gracious! Where ha that darned Idiot got tor The follies of youth are draft on old age,' the payment of which Is Impera tiveChicago New. The eve of an educated person aver age 2.500 nillea of reading In a life time. YOUR E0pOrI0IBILITY ENDS AND OURS BEGINS SCHEDULES OF TIME 80PTHKRM PACiriO RAILWAY NOETU BOUND. 7 :00 a. m. 9:22 a. m. (Albany Local) 0:10 p.m. SOUTH BOUND. 9 :22 a. m. 4 ;60 p. m. (Albany Local) 9:14 p.m. When you buy goods at our store, for our guaran tee goes with every pur chase, whether it costs little or much. Complete stock of Gro ceries, fresh Bread, Buns, Cakes, etc., always in stock. You leave your order; we do the rest. HEINZ & CO. S. J. YAUGHN, Livery, Feed and Sale Stable ORECONCITY. LOCATED BBTWEKN THK BRIDQI AM DXPOT. Double and Single Rigs, and sad dle horses always on hand at the lowest prices. A corral! connected with the barn for loose stock. Information regarding any kind ci stock promptly attended to by person cl letter. Horses Boutrht and Sold. Horses Boarded and Fed on reason bl term. yarvsrtt -ymr rrra Do You Q Know the News g You can have it all for Per Month 50c Per Month In the Evening Telegram, of Port land. Oregon. It is the largest evening newspaper published in Oregon ; it contains all the new of the State and of the Nation. Trv it for a month. A sample copy will be mailed to you free. Address The Telegram, . Portland, Or. 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