Oregon City courier. (Oregon City, Or.) 1902-1919, November 06, 1913, Page 2, Image 2

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    Oregon city courier, Thursday, ndv. e 1913
LOOKING BACKWARD
John Slark Muses of the Dim Days of
Our First Americans
When I read the story of Brown's
deserted village, I looked about me
at the material evidence of poverty
which forbade my visit to the weird
spot. Much like in bygone years I had
felt a desire to visit ancient Carthage,
Pompeii and other ruins of Europe, of
which we have some fragment of his
tory. But this place out in the desert
of America, with no history or legend
handed down to us, ot the people or
the probable times of occupation,
rouses in me that streak of curiosity,
to long to go to the spot, where being
provided with plenty of snake medi
cine, I might lie down and dream these
people back to the wonder spot. No
doubt investigation would reveal the
foundation of their halls of Congress,
where the wisest men met and made
the best and wisest laws for the
greatest nation on earth, and had
their ready-made speeches "printed
by leave" in the record, all being care
fully punctuated by prolonged ap
plause printed in parenthesis in up
per case type. Also a few interruptions
by other members, so as to make it
look real to the uninitiated.
Where the patriots uckled the van
ity of the plain people by telling them:
"this nation is built upon the founda
tion stones of eternal justice and will
endure forever, and anyone living long
enough will find the truth of this
statement" which of course resulted
in re-election at the end of the term.
What eloquence was spilled when they
pointed with pride to the greatest and
grandest civilization on earth, in con
templation of which the whole world
would stop and hold its breath. Per
haps you have heard that before, but
not from these mysterious people of
the desert.
There could be found the Plaza,
where people mingled on market day.
No doubt they stoned their prophets,
crucuied. tlieir unrist and hung their
John Brown, and would also have m
dieted M. J. had his story got out be
fore the grand jury had retired for
the night. While the "agitator" if not
deported would "silently disappear."
Perhaps too, I might find the temple
where worshiped these people of the
lost Atlantus. Where they sang an
thems to only true God, who in his
divine wisdom selected them as his
or whatever gender their god may
haveb een chosen and favored people
irom among an the inhabitants of the
earth, thereby proving their superior
ity over all creation. And I wonder if
when any new converts were taken
in, the clergymen took and soused
them in those big irrigation ditches
while the saved ones on the bank sang
"pun lor the snore" in appropriate
meter, ur uiu ne just turn a hose on
them, or perhaps, possibly pour a lit
tle out of a cream pitcher on their
Un...J HI J. i ' ! Ai-
ueaua, wnuuuL Hiruiiung out tne Wig'
gle tails?
Did he consign the disbeliever to
the dismal swamp "where the foul
harpies build their nests," where, tho
they got cold feet, they could not get
, away as "they were rooted there." Did
he give out the hymn "I'm glad sal
vation's free" while a collection was
taken up?
Brown tolls us that those men of
mystery have gone, and look as he
may, he cannot find their foot-prints,
nor by listening in that majestic si
lence hear the sound of their foot
fall. When were they here and how
did they disappear we have many
guesses as we choose.
Perhaps before Mariam gave the
phonograph entertainment after the
Red Sea episode, those valleys were
full of industry, and perhaps the sev
en lean years, when Pharaoh, thru
Joseph's good management, got a
corner on all the visible HUpply of
grain; these fields were full of wav
ing yellow corn.
How, or why did they disappear?
Was it owing to the high cost of liv
ing or did some race with superior
weapons conquer and destroy them in
the name of the prince of peace as
uiu tne npaniarils in Mexico
und
I'eru .' But they are gone as many
otner peoples luive gone, ns wo will
all go, even though our friends fall
victims to the tomb stone vender, we
will be forgotten and hoso enduring
monuments will perhaps some duy
serve as poultry grit.
Their own, and only true God dis
appeared with the worshippers, just
as tho countless gods of other forgot
ten peoples have disappeared. So will
we and tho triple nlliance god disap
pear with us; as this bull of mud
swings its circuit about, us, thru
measureless cycle of years.
Perhaps when tho earth shifted its
axis, turning the tropics into a frozen
Klondike, so., the prospector need not
fear the boa constrictor as he digs
for tho yellow dross, lo enable ai
smooth set of gamblers to play the!
smartest nation on earth for a lot of
rank suckers. Perhaps then the heav-i
ens rolled back like a scroll, allowing
no firm grip, while the earth roekec.
beneath their feet; there once full
ditches went dry and tho earth yield
ed no more to sustain life.
Perhaps Olive Schrienor will accuse
mo 01 plagiarism in my dreams in a
desert, but am not guilty, for I havo
areumeo a useless dream of the past,
while she dreams of the great and
goon luture.
"Whut shadows we are, what shad
ows we pursue."
John F. Stark.
Engagement Announced.
Mr. and Mrs. J. II. Eisele of Wil
sonvillo announce the engagement of
their youngest daughter, Alice Leona,
to torey nro-.vn ot 1'ortlaml. The
wedding will take place November !10
at high noon and will be a very quiet
affair. Miss Eisele is well known in
Clackamas county.
Nearly Every Child Has
Paleness, at times a flushed face,
unnatural hunger, picking the nose,
great tnirst, etc., are indications of
worms. Kickupoo Worm Killer is a
reliable thorough medicine for the re
moval of all kinds of worms from
children and adults. Kickapoo Worm
Killer in pleasant candy form, aids
digestion, tones system, overcoming
constipation ana increasing the act
ion of tho liver. Js perfectly safe for
even them ost delicate children. Kick
apoo Worm Killer makes children
happy and healthy. 25c. Guaranteed.
Try it. Drug stores or by mail. Kicka
poo Indian Medicine Co., Philadelphia,
and St. Louis.
To feel strong, have good appetite
and digestion, sleep soundly and en
joy life, use Burdock Blood Bitters,
the family system tonic. Price $1.00.
Itch! Itch! Itch Scratch! Scratch!
Scratch! The more you scratch, the
worse the itch. Try Doan's Ointment.
For eczema, any skin itching. 50c a
box.
WATCH THE HANDWRITING
More than Half Population of State
Will Back Dr. Van Brakel
Portland, Ore. Nov. 1, 1913.
Editor Courier:
When I wrote my article last week
I was not aware that I had misjudged
Mr. Spiess, but I thought I quoted
him literally. If I have done him any
injustice I desire to apologize to him
frpplv and unreservedly for the injus
tice was not intentional. I did not
know that he merely quoted our friend
Dr. Schultze.
The fight begun on Dr. Van Brakle
ia nnlv a repetition of A. M. A. tactics.
The American Medical Association of
Allopathic quacks and fakirs are the
instirrators 01 tne nirm.. m wmui
t.hev are battling to keep their mon
opo'listic grip on the throats of all of
the people. .
They realize that the selection of
Dr. Van Brakle is an opening wedge
that will burst them wide open and
shatter all traditions. This organiza
tion of political scoundrels who have
feasted on the blood and lives of hun
dreds of thousands, poisoning them
with drugs and serums, carving and
mutilating them with unnecessary and
criminal operations, will never break
their throttle hold on the people un
til comnolled to by popular sentiment.
Thev will always find plastic pieces
of putty to do their dirty work in the
legislatures and courts and if the tax
payers of Clackamas County allow
themselves to be made the goat to
null the Clackamas County Medical
Society's chestnuts out of the fire I
miss my guess. You should promptly
apply the recall to a district attorney
who makes himself a tool of this or
ganization, and refuse to foot the
bills. No one but one who is on the
inside will ever know of the nefarious
cussedness of the average allopathic
practitioner.
ineir uest minus nave uctmicu uiai
drui?s do not cure, and are entirely ex
perimental, that "serums" are a fake
and increase disease, which is proved
bv statistics: that operations are
criminal and unnecessary, for no man
can improve on the handiwork of God
by cutting away your machinery
vou are made in one piece and Nature
has use for all vou have in you and
any doctor who carves and mutilates,
does so from abject ignorance ano
for the fee only. It is time that people
begin to wake up, think for them
selves and throw off the shackles of
'medical" ignorance and superstition.
Before we had doctors of medicine
we had a race of nearly physically
nerfect neonle and the people thrived.
With the advent of "medicine" dis
ease has inc. eased and new diseases
in re beins constantly manufactured
The people have ceased in a large
measure to be suckers. Of course
there are a few who still believe that
medicine done can cure, but they are
either dying off or being educated out
of the idea.
I am not supporting Dr. Van brakle
because he is an osteopath, for the
osteopaths, in their mad desire
to get, "recognition" from the allo
paths," have practically ostracized
themselves from both the medical doc
tors and the school of drugless doc
tors. I am fighting for principle that
no one school of healing shall have an
unlawful monopoly and for that
T)r. Van Brakle will have the
solid support of all drugless organi
sations in the State, and they and
their supporters comprise more than
no hiilf t.hn tionulation. of the State.
It behooves the opposition to observe
tho ruinrlwritiner on the wall.
W. A. lurner.
TWILIGHT
Mr T. n. Tlvltnn is visiting his
daughter, Mrs. Henderson, near Col
ton. , ,
Mr. and Mrs. Mcindl spent the week
end with the letter's parents, Mr. and
Mrs. G. M. Lazelle.
Mrs. Blackabv. mother of Mrs. L.
E. Benllv. is confined to her room
with nn attack of rheumatism.
Tho wood saw did business with the
major part of our citizens this week.
W. A .IJodds is silgntiy inoisposeu
and accompanied Curtis. Dodds, his
son, and family, into Portland for the
week.
G. W. Smith, of Mulino, says, like
tho Vaudeville Girl, you have to kick
for a living, still we never classed
George with the kickers.
. The hard surface work recently
completed on the south end hill road
is highly appreciated by the patrons
of that thoroughfare.
Bert L. Harvey, who was elected
district Rchool clerk to succeed the late
Marshall Lazelle, has qualified and
is now anticipating a pay day.
Mr. and Mrs. Bill Bolls, and son,
Bill, of Portland, dined with the To
tem Polo Ranch friends Sunday.
The Postals Savings receipts of the
Portland Post Office has nearly reach
ed the million mark, with some 0,G00
depositors. Some national representa
tive could greatly increase his popu
larity by devising a plan whereby a
portion of these deposits- might be
placed in small amounts throughout
the rural district at four or five per
cent on real estate security. The idea
is not os foolish as some of our money
lenders might infer, should you stop
toe onsider the proposition.
We are aching to gain the confi
donee of somo old maid in order to
iret her experience on the hald hold
ing proposition. My belief is that their
side ot the story would develope great
er sprinters than tho batchelor king
dom ever dreamed of.
Mr. and Mrs. G. M. Lnzclle partook
of the hospitality of Mr. and Mrs. A.
11. Harvey at a six o clock dinner el
ection eve.
Provided the drys of Oregon City
do not win out, and thus abate one or
two soaks in this community, a bee of
some nature is to be promulgated for
their especial benefit. Ihere is nothing
more debasing than a habitual drunk
ard and no plausible reason or excuse
therefore can bo attached to tho of
fender.
A Consumptive Cough
A cough that bothers you continu
ally is one of the danger signals which
warns of consumption. Dr. Kinks
Now Discovery stop the cough, loosen
thee nest, bamsli fever anl lets you
sleep peacefully. The first dose checks
thes ymptoms and gives releaf. Mrs.
A. F. Mortis, of Glenn Ellyn, Iowa,
writes: Dr. King's New Discovery,
cured a stuhorn cough after six weeks
doctoring failed to help." Try it, as it
will do thes ame for you. Best medi
cine for coughs and colds, throat and
lung troubles. Money back if it fails.
Price 50c. & fl.OO. All druggists, by
mail, 11. U. Hucklen & Co. Philadel
phia or St. Louis.
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
CASTORI A
HEALTH, NO KNIFE OB DRUGS
SECOND OF A SERIES OF
HEALTH HINT ARTICLES
Conducted by W. A. Turner, Naturo
path. (A limited number of reasonable
questions pertaining to health matters
will be answered through these col
umns if addressed to me care Hotel
Edwards, Portland, Ore.)
NO APOLOGIES TO OFFER
The editor of Health Hints expects
to point out in these articles the very
great advantages of drugless methods
of healing over the old school, worn
out and discredited methods employed
by allopathic medical doctors. In do
ing so I expect to hew to the line,
let the chips fall where they may and
will probably offend some of my med
ical friends. The medical profession
contains many good, honest and con
scientious men who are doing their
best to alleviate human ills, clinging
to old methods. Many of these are be
ginning to see the light and are com
ing around to natural methods of heal
ing disease as fast as medical "ethics"
will permit.
The best minds of the medical pro
fession now admit that drugs and se
rums are a failure. The people are be
ing rapidly educated to shun them,
therefore there is nothing left for
them to do but come to the inevitable.
"Scientific" and "preventive" medi
cines are mere hogwashes and rot.
Sanitation and hygiene are the real
"preventive medicine." Pills are doom
ed. Those' who feel offended at some
j onj
of progresSi viz- drugless methods of
treating disease.
Christ used no
drugs or serums,
and performed none of those diabol-
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Catalog
ical operations.
In addition to dealing with drug
less methods I shall expose ime of
the nefarious cussedness of .ucdical
malpractice. I shall deal with facts
only and give the nuked truth dome of
which will seem incredible. Vf'J can't
keep a good thing down and the cam
paign of education is on. Read these
articles and tell your friends and
neighbors to read them, for you will
be interested.
"It is said that sex instructions
should be given at home. True; but
how many parents are able and willimr
to give it? How many even tta'-h their
children simple morality?
Fly Swatting
One of the latest "sanitation"
crazes is swatting the fly, done prin
cipally to support the crazy '"germ"
theory. Flies are a pest and u nuisance
but they were put on earth to act as
scavengers. Part of their mis-sion is
to eat up decaying vegetation, -'arrion
and other filth such as gatherr on sti
gar barrels, beer barrels etc. In this
cleaning up process they help is pre
vent disease.
If you clean your premier thor
oughly and keep them clean, furs will
leave. They must move on it order
to find subsistence. We would suffer
epidemics of disease if it were rot for
the flies. Remove the cause and the
effect will disappear. Don't be fooled
by "fly swatting."
Appendicitis
As a matter of absolute fact there
is no such disease. The averare v-
norant medical practitioner wil! tell
you that the vermiform appendi;; is a
useless organ. .
About thirty years aeo Sir William
McEwun, a distinguished Pritisl sur-
geon, "discovered " that the anbi ndix I
was decidedly useful, being th( hi-(This mixture forms small globules in
bricator for the lower bowel, a tact t18 baby's stomach that can be digest-
'already long known to naturopaths.
there is not one ease in a thousand
that is "appendicitis." It is simply
old fashioned inflammation of the
bowels, or impacted colon and is eas
ily and speedily cured by drugless
doctors of all schools. Removing the
appendix is done from ignorance
and because it is extremely profitable.
If you are well enough off to afford
the operation you are thoroughly
frightened first, then operated on if
you are poor you get a dose of salts.
The records of deaths in the daily
press "from an operation" will tell after it piles up morbid diseased fat
you how deadly the operation is. Shun on your body and sooner or later you
it as you would the rattlesnake. Com- j will pay the penalty. Nursing moth
mon sense will tell you that if you are ers will find it to the advantage of
as sick as the doctor says you are, the ' the babv to feed it recrularly once In
fearful shock of the operation will
nearly always kill. Furthermore, if
you submit to this operation you will
always be troubled with constipation
or diarrhoea. Should you be stricken
with this disease, at once flush out the
bowels with a high enema, put hot
water wet packs over the bowels
fast for a few days, drink quantities
of grape and pineapple juices in cold
water every half hour and have a
drugless doctor treat you.
Fee Splitting and Commissions
Our medical friends say that this
is an age of "specialists." A medical
"specialist'1 is a man who looks wise,
charges- a big fee, which he splits
with your family doctor for sending
you to him, and who cures nothing and
will testify in court for the side that
pays him the most money. Many of
you can testify to the fact that your
doctor has sent you to "his friend"
the "specialist."
In most cases the "specialist" is a
surgeon, who at once advises an op
eration as the only way to "cure" you
and you fall for it. Your own doctor
gets half the "specialist's" fee for his
thoughtfullness in recommending the
"specialist."
The hospitals are owned by the
medical doctors and if taken ill you
are rushed to the hospital immediately
for "observation" or other treatment.
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Fffcdinq from 4 lo20 fc
par dir. )
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Qetmst ApronRjiWsUndfrrWAK If.
AVERAGE HEIGHT 3 FEET g INCHES.
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I Unr conditions
Here the mysterious "trained" nurse
tip toes and talks in whispers, keep
ing you scared stiff with her myster
iousness at ?5 per day. The charges
are $25 up for a room, besides other
expenses and the doctor who sent you
there usually gets from one third to
one half of this for sending you there,
as his commission.
Isn't that nice?
Feeding the Babies
First of all, let me tell you that
there is not an allopathic doctor in
the country who really and actually
knows anything about food values
scientific dietetics the chemical val
ues of foods and the chemistry of
cookin.g They are not taught it and
to conceal their ignorance when asked
for advice about what to eat, usually
tell you to "eat anything you want
mat agrees with you." This is bunk.
Many women do not nurse their ba
bies. I am asked daily by my patients
and others "what shall I eat?" and
"what shall I feed the baby?"
I will begin by telling you that
cows milk, comine from a bitr. heaw.
dense animal, is actually unfit for hu
man consumption. It contains calcium
and other salts in such large propor
tions as to make it unfit for human
use in its natural state. The mother's
milk adjusts itself to the babv bv
changing its quality to meet the needs
of a growing baby. Cow's milk does
not. Besides, it is liable to come from
diseased cows.
If you are comnolled to feed the
baby get the milk from one goat if
you can, if not. pet it from ono cow
and prepare as follows:
lake equal parts of milk and water
add one table spoonful of cream and
a pincn ot sugar; mix and warm to'
blood heat; do not boil or "Postemize."
ed. Cow's milk straight should never
be given to babies or children, as it is
a food and not a drink; coagulates in
to a cheesy substance in the stomach,
which cannot be digested or. elimina
ted, causing infantile paralysis, ty
phoid, ricketts, scrofula and tubercu
losis. Condensed milk is a starvation
food and if used exclusively as a baby
food soon develops the above diseases.
It should be prohibited by law. Doc
tors who tell you to drink plenty of
milk and cream do so through ignor-
ance. You can't digest or eliminate it
two hours and about half way between
of grape or some other fruit juice
nursing times to give it a teaspoonful
in a little water. The baby likes it
and it will do him lots of good. Re
member: Be careful how you give
cow's milk or milk products. Cow's
milk is good for a calf.
W. A. Turner.
OPERATE DISTRIBUTION
And You Will See the Cost of Living
Lessened The Tariff Won't Do It
Editor Courier: I have seen and
read much in the Republican papers
about the tariff, saying the democrats
have made good their campaign
pledges by lowering duties, but can
they make good (they ask) in lower
ing the cost of living?
The wish is father to the thought,
hoping of course they can't, and the
campaign cry in the future -will be:
"You promised to lower the cost of
living and have not made good."
Now let me nk if a lowered tariff
will not reduce prices, will a high tar
iff do so? If not, what has either
party to offer as a remedy? I am
watching and also praying.
Do we produce too little, do we
consume too much, or is it in the sys
tem of distribution, as the Socialists
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claim. Read the following from Tues-
day's Telegram and see what conclus
ion you come to.
'Washington, Nov. 4. The parcel
post is doing its utmost to lower the
cost of living at Edwardsburgh, Ida
ho, according to a report that reached
the postoffice department today. The
report shows that ordinary transpor
tation charges on a sack of flour from
the nearest railway to the mining
camp have been $2.50, while the
charges by parcel post are only 50
cents. Equally high prices are charged
on other commodities, with a corres
ponding saving when handled by the
government. As ar esult winter sup
plies which have to be purchased be
fore the big snows set in are being
shipped by parcels post.
'It is stated that the inauguration of
the parcel post system would probab
ly save the camp, which has been
threatened by the former excessive
transportation charges. The only dis
satisfied person in the camp, concludes
the report, seems to be the small con
tractor.' W. W. MYERS.
BIRMINGHAM, ALA., F. L. Willis,
suffered greatly from asthma and
bronchitis. He writes: "I got no re
lief until I took Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound. It entirely removed those
choking sensations, and never failed
to produce an easy and comfortable
condition of the throat and lugs."
Tonight
Tonight, if- you feel dull and stupid,
or bilious and constipated, take a dose
of Chamberlain's Tablets and you will
feel allr ight tomorrow. For sale by
Huntley Bros. Co.
ELWOOD
The weather has been fine for the
farmers, and a great many have part
of their seeding done.
Miss Pond, of Salt Lake City, is
spending a few weeks with her sister,
Mrs. Elliott.
Born to the wife, of F. A. Wilson,
a son, October 81st Mother and son
are doing well.
Miss Lillian Fredolph, our school
teacher, went to Portland Saturday,
and visited relatives, returning Sun
day. Effie Cox was home from school
over Saturday and Sunday.
Joe Granatzki has been at home for
a few weeks, but returned to Portland
where he has been working for aljout
a year.
A number of Elwood youngsters at
tended a party at Mr. Bauer's in Col
ton Saturday night.
Elder Laudy, the presiding elder of
the United Brethren church, will be
here Tuesday, Nov. 4., to hold meeting
in the church the rest of the week.
Mr3. Carl Anderson went to Port
land Saturday.
Harlie Freeman went to Crabtree
last week to work for his uncle, Mr.
Lawrence Bonney, who has a, sawmill.
The new bridge over Clear Creek is
nearly completed.
HIGHLAND.
The pumpkin social given by the
upper Highland school on rlallowe en
was a great success in spite of the
bad weather, the house was crowded
and the proceeds amounted to $26.60.
The program was very good and
showed the effects of hard work and
practice. Besides the program there
was a fish pond and candy booth. The
proceeds will buy a book case and
some window shades for the school.
The sdcial was under the supervision
of the teacher, Miss Agnes Taylor,
and everybody thinks it was a great
success.
Business Change at Redland
Z. W. Lindborg of Redland sold his
general store to Schwartz Bros, last
week, and possession has been given
Sunnyside Basket Party
Sunnyside school will give an old
fashioned basket party November 15,
to which all are invited. There will
also be a program, candy booths, etc.
A fine time is anticipated. The pro
ceeds will go toward purchasing an
organ for the school.
Grange Lifs Insurance.
Somehow or oilier tho grange has
never mrtde much of a sucoess of life
luiiurauce. As to grange tire Insurance,
there Is much to be sulJ lu Its favor
and of Its noteworthy success. The
national grange has hod the" subject
before it for several years, but it has
formulated nothing. The Michigan
state granite is now expert meutlug
with the problem of working out a
sntRifuctory scheme of grange life In
surance, but it has not passed the
experimental stage. New Hampshire
has a small association which has been
in business n pood many years, but no
effort has been made to lurgely In
crease membership, and yet it has
been rendering good service to those
enrolled upon its books. It is purely
mutual. There may be other such life
associations, but they are few. It
may be that the subject will come up
again at the next meeting of the na
tional grange, but we imagine it will
go the way of all past efforts along
this line. The right plan has not yet
appeared, and when it does It may be
worked out with as great success as
the fire insurance, but of this we have
verious doubts.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
More Bottles Sold Each Year
It is easy to understand why an in
nrpacinor Tllimhpr of bottles of Folev'i
Honev and Tar Compound is sold
TVino Vorrnn 9SR F.Hward St..
Houghton, Mich., gives an excellent
rpnann when ne writes: "roievs non-
ey and Tar Compound has always
offflffivp rpmenv. nincklv
relieving tickling in the tnroat, and
Rtnnninor the couch with no bad after
effects. Huntley Bros. Co.
A CARRIAGE THAT IS RE
PAIRED AND RE-PAINTED
1
by us you couldn't tell from the
new article, for we will make it
just as good as it ever was. If
your horses need shoeing you
will find us good judges of a
horse's hoof and what kind of
a shoe it needs, and our work
will be properly and scientific
ally done. If you want anything
done in our line we guarantee
satisfaction.
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Fancy Potatoes
Highest Market Price paid at all
times. Write or Phone
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TO IMPROVE PRETTY HAIR AND
BEAUTlr i UlxLil nai
tj Wo!,. Roontifier. a deliuht-
ful liquid hair, dressing, is just what
it is named a hair beautifier. No,
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can be made to iook even ucllci
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those who mourn because the hair is
stringy, dull, lustreless anu nomeiy,
Harmony Hair Beautifier will prove
...... i kLnnino- anrl nlpMsure. It seems
top olish and burnish the hair, making
it glossy, Sllky-SOIt ano more easy m
,.t- n In frrncoflll WaW folds that
"stay put." It overcomes the oily
smell of the hair with a dainty, true-
rose fragrance, very pleasing 10 uio
user and those around.
Tr.w ooow tn nnnlv simnlv sprinkle
a little on your hair each time before
brushing it. it contains no on,
will not change the color of the hair,
nor darken grey hair.
To keep hair and scalp dandruff
free and clean, use Harmony Sham
r, Thia nuro linnid shampoo eives
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hair and scalp, insuring a quick, thor
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Both preparations come in odd
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Both guaranteed to satisfy you in
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line Kexall store qne 01 me more
than 7,000 leading drug stores of the
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CUT FLOWERS and Potted Plants;
alsovall kinds of Fruit Trees, Roses
and Shrubbery for sale at the new
green houses on Center and Third Sts.
Funeral work done at lowest possible
prices. Orders received over phone
Main 2511, H. J. BIGGER.
Japanese Festival Cars.
Most Japanese towns have a shrine
or temple dedicated to the tutelary
deity of io city. At Ueno. lu the Iga
province, several beautiful decorated
cars are kept at the shrine, and figure
annually in a curious procession. When
the day of the festival arrives hun
dreds of pious worshipers drag the
cars by meuns of ropes through the
gayly decorated streets of the city
thereby, they believe, greatly pleasing
the gods of the shrine. The cars are
wonderful examples of Japanese dec
orative art. richly ornamented with
gilding and lacquer work.-Wlde
World. j
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A French paper has discovered that
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while people who luugli with a "hoo
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CHINESE
DOCTORS
133 Vj 1st St.
Cor. Alder.
Portland, Or.
Dr. S. K. Chan Mrs. Dr. Chan
The reliable Chinese Doctors, S. K.
Chan, with their harmless Chinese
remedies of herbs and roots as medi
cine, can wonderfully cure all sick
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133!2 First St, Portland. Oreeon
(Opposite Oregon City Car Station.)