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4 Oregon City Courier ,Wuuam A. Shewman, Jr., Editor . Published Every Friday by Oregon City Courier Publishing Co. Entered In Oregon City Postofllce as Second-Class Mall SUBSCRIPTION RATES . Six months 1' Palu In adTance, per year $1 5i For United States Senator GEORGE E. CHAMBERLAIN. For Congress, J. J. WHITNEY, of Linn County. For Joint Representative, Clackamas and Multnomah Counties, A. KING WILSON. For Representatives, W. A. HELYMAN, ol Estacada. L. W. ROBBINS, of Molalla. W. F. YOUNG, of Pleasant Hill. For Sheriff, R. B. BEATIE, of Oregon City. For Assessor, J. E. JACK, of Oregon City. For Commissioner, J. W. SMITH, of Macksburg. For Recorder, WM. HEERDT, of New Era. For Coroner, TOM J. MYERS, of Oregon City. NOT YET A MENACE. The Courier has not entered Into an extensive discussion of the propos ed single tax or land tax measure. It Is not particularly a menace at this time as it will be overwhelmingly de feated at the June election. It Is not even necessary to enter into a discus sion of the merit or lack of merit of the proposed system. This much is certain; the public mind has not been prepared to act intelligently on such radical legislation and it would be an unfortunate circumstance should leg' islation of this character be enacted on the impulse of the moment. As there are those who believe In the single tax doctrine and who are willing to collect and expend money in urging its adoption their first step should have been to make the people of Oregon acquainted with the details of their proposed plan of taxation and the reasoning on which the innovation may rightfully claim support It Is altogether wrong to propose by lnltla tlve petition a measure as intricate and subtle as this and is important In result without a preliminary educa tional campaign. Of course the people with a stroke of the pen can reject it, but the multitude of proposed meas ures makes the sifting process so dif ficult that a comparatively small num ber of the electors can vote intolli gently on them. This much Is reasonably certain; the vote in favor of the proposed sin gle tax measure will hardly be worth counting. It "is also true that such measures must be placed before the people at a time when their Judgment Is not perturbed by many ' political questions and the excitement naturally attending elections. The vote next June will reflect the truth of this lat ter statement and when the measure is properly offered for the acceptance or rejection of the public mind there will then be time to go into its merits. PARTY LASH LOST ITS FORCE. It is beginning to appear that Clack amas County Is going to declare for non-partisanship In conducting Coun ty business and is going to divide up her salaried offices between the Re publican and Democratic parties. This sensible doctrine Is getting to bo very generally accepted. In our school meetings a director is elected without Inquiring into hia pollticul boliofs. Oregon City though strongly Ropubll can on National issues, has had for the last three terms a Democratic Mayor. The County is ouly a busi ness corporation and has never been benefitted but has been injured in many instances by partisan politics, One office conducted by a member of one party and the office alongside him conducted by a member of another party will create koon rivalry for a showing of economy and efficiency. The voters will probably listen atten tively to the arguments of tho politic! ana but will also give an ear to the whisperings of their own Intelligence in this matter. Parties are a neces sity In carrying on the affairs of a great Nation, but thoy are also mado use of for considerable humbuggery. Of late thoy are beginning to take their proper place. There were forty-four governors of states In Washington lust week. Such an assemblage was unique in the his tory of the country as the various state for the first time being wore without their heads. These heads were assembled in the White House, and centralization for the moment at least was a fact. For an hundred years the Government has been Integrating and for seventy years of that period, this Integration hag been accelerated by steam and electricity until now it Is bound east, west, north, and Bouth by wires and railroads, to say nothing of waterways and interdependent busl- dbhs interest of which such stupend ous proportions as to make Imperative action of all in the Interest of the largest number, a necessity. Never before In the history of tho nation has Where is Your Hair? In your comb? Vi'hyso? Is not the head a much better place for it? Better keep what is left where it belongs! Ayer'sHair Vigor, new improved formula, quicKly stops falling hair. There is not a particle of doubt about it. we speak very posi tively about this, for we know. Does no! change the color of the hair. formula with eoh botll Show it to your dootor Ask him About It, thon do h anyi yers Indeed, the one great leading feature of our new Hair Vigor may well be said to be this it stops falling' hair. Then it goes one step further it aids nature in restoring the hair and scalp to a healthy condition. Ask for "the nev kind." Md by tho J. O. Am Co., Lowoll, Uu. the President conferred with the Gov ernors of the State In a body. Only Ave Governors, those of Texas, Massa chusetts, Georgia and California were absent. Each Governor has appoint ed three conferees, representing uni versities and large business associa tions interested in the subject of the preservation of the natural resources of the country. The historic East Room of the White House was trans formed into a conference chamber. Two mammoth maps of the country was provided to assist the various speakers in their Illustrations. Hand colored transparencies were also used for stereopticon effects. The attend ance at the sessions was restricted to those invited. This was indlspen slble on account of the limited capac ity of the East Room. The conference is in line with the policy. of President Roosevelt with ref erence to safe-guarding and economiz ing the natural resources of the coun try. There is no doubt that this na tion began its career with the most splendid patrimony ever enjoyed by a people a patrimony so rich and so extensive as to staggar, like time and space, the imagination. But It was by no means Infinite. For years careful and prudent statesmen and writers have seen the necessity of preserva tion and economy. This conference owes Its origin in part to the Inland Waterways Com mission. This commission, appointed by the President, found that one of the most efficient methods of securing a satisfactory supply of water and avoiding devastating fioods, was to provide, as it were, extensive sponges at the head waters of the streams, also to preserve the sponges already In ex istence. These sponges are of course, forests. Where the water sheds have been denuded of trees, the torrential rains, instead of being absorbed, rush down the' valleys and gulches In de stroying floods, leaving the watersheds arid and unproductive. The problem was too great for the commission ap pointed by the Government to solve, and because of this fact and because of constitutional limitations, this re markable convention was assembled. Congress is desirous of extending the benefits of parcels posts and post al savings banks to the entire country. Millions of people want them, need them. A few banks and a few express companies and a few small shop keep ers oppose them. If there ever was a question where the greatest good of the greatest number was concerned this is one, for the majority to be ben efitted is overwhelming, at least a hundred to one. Moreover the Nation al government would be benefited for it would make the national postal sys tem self sustaining while as it is, it cost the country over $15,000,000 a year. It is humiliating to think that a country, loudly proclaiming Itself the most progressive In the world, Is prevented by Its mlsrepresentatlve government from having improve ments long enjoyed by the monarchies of Europe, and some people in Asia, Africa and South America. Failing to get a single vote in Con gress, race track gambling has been banished from Washington, and the District of Columbia by a unanimous vote. Twice a year for ten or more years the gambling harpies from all over the United States -have invaded the Capital city with their entourage of pickpockets and prostetutes to the de moralization of business and the ruin of government clerks. Governor Hughes' determined war on gambling in New York doubtless helped the cause In Congress and will doubtless do much to suppress race track gambl ing throughout the United States. It can be said without question that the small ancient politician who rules the house of representatives at Wash ington is retarding the remedial and constructive legislation and through it the progress of the country more than war and pestilence. THE MASK TORN OFF. Salaried "Officials" of the Anti-Saloon League Let the Cat Out of the Bag. To the Editor: Tho Rev. J. R. Knodell of Portland, one of the many salariod "superintend ents" of the Autt-Saloon League, stat ed tho other ihay that the local option elections this year were only prelimi nary skirmishes. He said that the real idea was to obtain prohibition for the entire stato of Oregon in 1910, two years from now. That lets the cat out of the bag. The people were assured four years ago that the local option law was merely intended to protect residence districts against tho encroachment of the saloon. 'We are not prohibitionists," cried tho supportors of the bill. "Wo are only local optlonlsts." To those who claimed that the local option law was merely prohibition in disguise, its sup porters presented an unbroken front. When taxed with tho fact that tholr law was unfair they roplled by asking the public to read It. As tho law was 8 pages in length the public would not bother itself by making a more careful Investigation. When they were confronted with tho fact that states and communities which adopted prohibition grow poor and enn, they said it was not so. Whon they wore shown that the United States census proved that only three states in tho Union had ever decreas ed in population, and that two of them were prohibition states, they suld "Do not worry. This Is only a local option law. We are not In favor of prohibi tion." When this same crowd of salaried agitators was asked if taxes were not generally higher In prohibition com munities than in communities which handled tho liquor business under tho license system, they were quick to an swer, "it is not so, but even if It were, it does not matter, for this is local option, not prohibition." And now the cat Is out of the bag. They ore not local optioulsts. They uro prohibitiouists after all. The op ponents of the local option law were right. It really was prohibition in dis guise. And the scheme of tho smnrt attorneys, lecturers and orators, who make a fat living out of this prohibi tion agitation, Is quite plain. The scheme is to start iu quietly; to hold lections in precincts in which there are no saloons, never were any sa loons, and probably nover would be any saloons. Such precincts being frightened with the absurd question, "Do you want a saloon next your home?" were easily put In the dry column. Then by adding each year to the dry territory acquired In this way, they have finally reached that state of arrogance In which they have thrown aside the mask and boldly declare for state prohibition two yearn from uow. Voters have been fooled with this kind of fraudulent election long enough. Prohibition accomplishes nothing for real temperance or for morality. Bankruptcy does follow prohibition and the United States census reports prove this beyond a doubt. Here and there a prohibition orator may find a prohi bition town or small community which has been fairly prosperous even in spite of prohibition. There are excep tions to all rules, but government fig ures, which do not lie, prove that pro hibition is not only a mark of a stag nant community, but is a blight to a prosperous one. Prohibition in Oregon would cause 2500 buildings to become vacant and would throw out of employment 9,000 men and deprive 4000 families of their livelihood. Where is the prosperity in this. Remember a vote for local option now is a vote for prohibition in 1910. E. WARD. The Farmers' Opinion of County High School Question. To the Courier: Being interested in the educational welfare of our county as well as educa tion in general, our attention has been attracted to the movements of those few who are trying to have the County Court establish a High School at the general expense of all. They have been traveling through various parts of the county, and have been working earnestly for their idea. These men reside in Oregon City and its immedi ate vicinity and are naturally deslroua of having a county high school in their midst and are of course delighted at the prospect of having every farmer and taxpayer in the county help them pay for It. These men are entitled to full credit for the patriotism they dis play. Being men of learning, with a learned man of the law among them; they -easily recognize that ,a high school will enhance the value of the community wherein it is built. For this same reason we are strongly at tached to the idea that several dis tricts should and In due time will build what we are beginning to know as union or district high schools. It will be vastly better for our county and state to develop the .union high school Idea in preference to what are known as county high schools. These men who are advocating the county Idea may have told you that there are several county high schools in success ful operation and with general satis faction; but we would like to have it known at the same time that In those few counties the property holders in cluding the great majority of farmers, live In the city wherein the school Is nocated. Farms in those counties are equal to fifty or a hundred of Clack amas County's farms, and while the high school in those counties will give satisfaction until the large farms are divided up into smaller farms, our county cannot follow in their foot steps. To have twenty, thirty, or ten union high schools in our county built and controlled by the districts united, will do more to develop interest in higher education by all our citizens than anything elsehat we can do. It will put responsibility directly where it belongs, and will create a healthy rivalry, one section not to be outdone In educational affairs by another, and where there Is conscious responsibil ity you will find awakened interest In public advancement. We are pleased to Bee one of the candidates for su perintendent of schools (Mr. Gray) take the stand for union high schools. It seems to ua that it Is to our best Interest to vote against the county high school and at the same time work for the establishment of union high schools. ROBERT GINTHER Estacada, Or., May 19, 1908 To the Editor: I notice that C. Schuebel states over his signature in both the Oregon City Courier and the Oregon City Enter prise, that when he discussed the ques tion of a county high school with T. J. Gary, one of the present candidates for County School Superintendent, that Mr. Gary said he was opposed to the High School. Now I heard Mr. Schue bel and Professor Reed of Parkplace discuss the high school question at Estacada. In his speech Mr. Schuebel said that Mr. Gary had recommended the high school to him and that he Gary, was heartily in favor of it. Mr. Schuebel made this speech at a later date than his alleged interview with Mrs. Gary mentioned in the statemen printed in the papers. If Mr. Gary had told Mr. Schuebel that he was oppos ed to the county high school it seems strange that Mr. Schuebel would have quoted him as favoring it. Professor Reed also signed the arti cle in the papers stating that Profes sor Gary had told him that he was op posed to the high school. But Profes- sorKeed spoke at the Estacada meet ing along with Mr. Schuebel, and Pro fessor Reed claimed that he and Mr Gary were entitled to much of the credit for getting the law passed that provides for establishing a county high school by vote of the people. He said also that he and Mr. Gary had written letters to members of the leg islature In behalf of the law, nml tjat Mr. Gary was enthusiastically in fa vor of it. I don't see how Mr. Schue bel and Mr. Reed could attempt to give out this false impression of Mr. Gary a position on the subject of a County high school after thoso Esta cada speeches. Anyone who attend ed the Estacada meeting will verify what I say about the matter. W. W. SMITH. REMINISCENCES. Shortly after war was declared against Spain, in, 1898, three of tho veterans of the war of '61, who had served in the "Irish Brigade" of the Union Army, consisting of the 63d, 09th and 88th New York, 9th Massa chusetts and 7th Illinois Voluuteer regiments, were discussing the com ing war and its causes. They were Capt. Kelly, Private Burke and Cor poral Shea. Capt. Shea had Just fin ished reading the list of those killed or who afterwards died of injuries, In the destruction of the Maine. Burke remarked that all three of their names were on the list, and this remark led to a conversation between them about men of their names being on other fields in both the old world and the new. Thoir remarks inspired the poet ic genius of an Irish-American lawyer, a son of an officer of the samo brigade, and he dashed off the following poem: Read out tho names, and Burke sat back, And Kelly drooped his head While Shea, they called him Captain Jack, Read out tho list of tho dead. Officers, seaman, gunners, marines, The crews of the gig and the yawl; Tho bearded man, tho boy in his teens, Coal passers, firemen, and all Then knocking the ashes out of his pipe. Said Burke in an off-hand way, "They've got our names on the list, big as life. Kelly and Burke and Shea." FAITHFUL HOUSEWIVES OF THE UNITED STATES Send Grateful Tributes to Dr. Ilartman For Benefits Received From Pe-ru-na. h i Mf S Mm MRS. D. C. NOLAN. No More Throat Trouble. Mrs. D. C. Nolan, Gem, Kas., writes: "I have no more throat trouble, thanks to Peruna. It is the only medicine I care to have. I always feel safe when I have it in the house. "I have used Peruna for nine years and I ought to know about it. Peruna has helped me a great many times, and I shall praise it to every one of my friends," Ever since Peruna was in troduced to the pnblio thirty years ago, tho housewife has been an ever faithful friend to Peruna, She it is that has seen the practical benefits of the use of Pernna in the family. When the baby has snuffles or cold she gives a few doses of Peruna,instead of fill ing the system with the doctor's drugs. When the school children hare coughs or oolds she again resorts to Pernna. When any member of the family is afflicted with catarrh, either In its acute form or cbronlo, Pernna is resorted to. In a large number of minor ailments he finds Peruna a never-failing remedy. All this has won the confidence of the housewife in Pernna, which cannot he easily shaken by the statements of people who know nothing of Pernna, baying; never had any personal experi ence la It use. "We'll remember the Maine, And we'll settle with Spain," Said Kelly and Burke and Shea. "Wherever there's Kellys, there's trouble," said Burke, "Wherever a fight is the game, Or a bit of danger in a brave man's work," Said Kelly, "You'll find my name." "And do not stop short," said Burko, getting mad, "When its touch and go for life?" Said Shea, "'tis years since we three, bedad Charged to the drum and fife. Up Frederick's height where my old canteen Stopped a rebel's ball on its way. We saw blotches of blood on the plumes of green, Of Kelly and Burke and Shea." "Here's to the flag, the starry flag," Said Kelly and Burke and Srea. "Irish, 'twas in Ireland, for that's the place," Said Burke, we could die for right, In the cradle-land of our fiery race After a hard fought fight. My grandsire fought on Wexford's hills Though fighting was not his trade; His rusty pike's in the cabin still, With red-coat's blood- on the blade." "Aye, aye," said Kelly, "those times were great And the cry was, 'clear the way!' We were thick on the hills in '98 Kelly and Burke and Shea. And here's to the pike, The sword and the like," Said Kelly and Burke and Shea. Said Shea, the captain, with rising joy, We fought at Ramilies; We left our bones at Fontenroy "The Blood Is The Life." Science has never gone beyond the above simple statement of scripture. But It has illuminated that statement and given it a meaning ever broadening with the Increasing breadth of knowledge. When the blood is "bad" or Impure it is not alone the body which suffwi through disease. The brain is also clouded, She mind and judgement are tod, andiaany an evil deed or Impure thought njj)pHrecty traced to the tapawty o( the ChxiJ Foul, impure blood, Pifrce's Uoldcn Medical Discovery, enriches ami nnrih. tl; bmd thereby curing, pimples, blotches, eruptions and ether cutaneous affections, at eczema, tetter, or salt-rheum, hives and other manifestations of impure blood. 9 la the cure of scrofulous swellings, en larged glands, open eating ulcers, or old lores, the "Golden Modical Discovery "has performed the most marvelous cures. In cases of old sores, or open eating ulcere. It Is well to apply to the open sores Dr. Pierce's All-Healing Salve, which poe tesses wonderful healing potency when used as an application to the sores In eon Junction with the use of 'Golden Medical Discovery's! a blood cleansing consti tutional treatment If your druggist don't happen to have the All-Healing Salve In stock, yon can easily procure It by Inclosing fifty-four cents in postage tamps to Dr. R. V. Pierce, 663 Main St., Buffalo, N. Y., and it will come to you by return post Most druggists keep it as well as the "Golden Medical Discovery. Yon can't afford to accept any medicine of utiJfiiou-n composition as a substitute for "Golden Medical Discovery, which is a medicine or kmowx composition, having a complete list of Ingredients In plain English on its bottle-wrapper, the same being attested as correct under oath. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels Pe-ru-na Tablets. Some people prefer to take tablets, rather than to take medicine In t fluid form. Such people oan obtain Pernna tablets, which represent the medicinal ingredients of Pernna. Each tablet is equiva lent to one average dose of Pernna. Mrs. T. J. Ballardi Pryor Creek, Indian Territory, writes: "I keep free from my old stomach trouble, feel no catarrhal symptoms at all. I am aole to do my work, eat and drink what I want, and am re joiced to know that I found a sure cure In your valuable medicines." I Vet?"'", , l. if "A I f V'vwSsK $ If 21 1 WKM- ,V U&tdj&m'z. o fh Si '-' $ v? - I MRS. AUGUSTA PAULINE OCnS. Systemic Catarrh. Mrs. Augusta Pauline Ochs, R. P. D. 2, North English, Iowa, writes: "I took Peruna over three years. 1 suffered from sys temic catarrh and had pains in my right side so I could hardly do my housework. "I am 66 years old, and am now doing all my housework. I am in the best of helth, and cannot thank Dr.Hartmn enough for hia advice and medlttne." And up in the Pyrenees, Before Dunkirk, -at Culloden's Ford Buena Vista, Cremona and Ghent; In Mexico, Austria, France and Spain, We fought where was pitched a tent. In Liberty's cause, on Bunker Hill And at Yorktown, our guns did blaze, And enough of us left a corps to All, Kellys and Burkes and Sheas." "And here's to the blood, The soldier blood," Said Kelly and Burke and Shea. "The soldier blood will never die out Though they seldom die in bed, For love's first thought in their hearts no doubt," Said Burke, then Kelly said, "When the Angel Gabriel takes his stand With the trumpet and the sword, And the battle-dead of every land Are gathered in one great horde, Our line, that the bugle call awaits Will line three deep that day, From the Judgment seat to the Gold en Gate, Kelly and Burke and Shea." "And here's to the Eagle And loud be his scream," Said Kelly and Burke and Shea. 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"To our astonishment I Improved and am today a well woman and weigh as much as I ever did in my life. "My old friends In Ohio, where we moved from abont fifteen months ago, say when they see me, 'How well you look. I did not ezpeot to see you ever look so well again.' I tell them I would not look so well if it had not been for Peruna. "Peruna saved my life. I recommend Pernna wherever I am, and when any of our folks are sick I give them Peruna with success. "I thank Dr. Hartman, and may he live many years more to go on with the good work. Tongue cannot express the gratitude that my husband, child ren and I owe to Sr. Hartman for the kindness he has shown toward me dur lng my sickness. "I want the pnblio to know what Peruna and Dr. Hartman have done for me." An astonishing number of families use Pernna continuously for the various petty ailments to which the family is liable. ?-"v' STAllLKH.: Oregon Patents Granted this week. Reported by C. A. 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BUSCHS BUSCH: uicsuu uij', urtguii 4 Study Lhe Subject. The policy of our Greatest Artisls I give this my spe cial attention with most gralifying re sults. -:- -:- -!- Cheney" Photo Studio Main and 10th St.. OREGON CITY We set the pace in high grade dentistry. We be long to no dental com bination but stand on our reputation and are busy all the time. Our prices are reasonable. BRIDGE WORK $5.00 PER TOOTH GOLD CROWNS $5.00 Don't pay those' high prices for dental work but before you contract to some dentist your -dental work, come and see us. Examination free. Our Iv'otto: ' 4 Ho n e s t work at honest prices." Oregon Dental Parlors Over Harding's Drug Store O. W. Eastham LAWYER Legal work of all kinds carefully at tended to. Charges moderate. Office over Bank of Oregon City, Oregon City, Oregon. I GEO. BRADLEY Successor to C. N. GRXENMAN Pioneer Transfer and Express Furniture and Pianos Mov ed to all Parts of the City SAND and GRAVEL Both Phones No. 22 Post Office Bldg. Oregon City, Ore. STRAIGHT k SALISBURY SUCCESSORS TO A. MIHLSTIN Plumbing and Tinning Pumps and Spray Pumps MAIN ST., NEAR 8th. PHONE 1011 LOW PATES EAST WILI. BK MADE THIS SEASON BY THE Southern Pacific (Lines in Oregon) from Oregon City, Oregon AS FOLLOWS ; Both Ways Through Portland One Way Via California $87.50 82.50 81.75 75.00 75.00 TO Chicago St. Louis St. Paul $73.00 68.CO 60.50 Omaha 60.50 Kansas City 60.50 TICKETS WILL BE ON SALE May 4, 18 June 5, 6, 19, 20 July 6, 7, 22, 23 August 6, 7, 21, 22 Good for return in 90 days with stop over privilege? at pleasure within limits. Remember tbe Date For any further io'orinatiufi call &u E. T FIELDS, Local Agent, Or write to Hm. McHlCBiY General Passeuger Agent PORTLAND, OREGON NO GAS NO COCAINE Lady Assistant I